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Copyright violation edition

>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.

Previous threads:
Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+quest

Save Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princess

Crossover threads (MDQvsSTP)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
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Blood for the Blood Blood!
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Here comes new challenger! He traveled across the whole world in one day. He discover West Endless River of Mana. He tamed the Great Crystal Dragon. He killed Dark King of Other-world. He is favourite student of Pompolus. He also the best student in whole university. Give loud applause to Chen Zheng the Young Great-Wizard!
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>>359713
Fail Wizard casts "Critical Failure" on Chen, giving him bad luck in all future rolls.
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>>359713
Compliment him on his pocket protector.
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>>359716
Anyway, college calls. Don't fail me on the rolls, Anons.
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>>359716
You can't fail to cast a fail spell. Or do you?
Roll d50+5
1-10-critical fail
11-20-Chen counter your spell
21-30-Chen cast a protecton spell
31-45-you hit him with a spell, but Chen cast a spell too
46-50-success
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Rolled 24 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>359738
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Rolled 37 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>359738
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>>359739
>>359741
W H Y?
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Could be better.
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>>359739
Oh it's not fun and games anymore. You have to stop him! roll d50+5
1-10-critical fail
11-15-Chen casts a "Protection from Magic"
16-20-Chen casts a "Leprecon Luck" spell
21-30-Chen casts a "Lucky Rabbit Foot" spell
31-45-You dispell his protection spell
46-50-You dispell his protection and also succesfuly attack him again.
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Rolled 42 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>359759
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>359759
o fuk
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>>359764
Nice~ who knew fail wizard actually had a dangerous spell?
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>>359764
Well thank goodness you were here anon. Nice rolling.
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>>359716
>>359739
>>359764
Chen foreseen your attack spell and try to protect himself. But you was quicker and dispel his protection and successfully cast a "bad luck" spell on him. But the Best Wizards use their knowledge and not luck so it was not very useful.
The Chen's dice now d40.
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>>359855
We should summon Caries mom and see if she'd help us out.
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>>359855
Try to give chen an atomic wedgie
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>>359855
mc fake a axe atack and roxy cast a petrification on chen
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>>359866
>googled petrification
>clicked on google pics
>a bunch of fetish pictures with petrified girls
That's internet for ya :^)
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>>359866
first, fake attack roll!
1-critical fail
2-3 Mc trips and fall
4-14 Chen cast a spell at Mc
15-20 Chen disarms Mc
21-29 Chen doesn't react at mc fake attack
30-35 Mc get closer to Chen but chen realises he is faking the attack
36-39 Mc gets Chen attention, with consequences
40 Success
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Rolled 13 (1d40)

>>359888
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Rolled 13 (1d40)

>>359888
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Rolled 35 (1d40)

>>359888
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Rolled 11 (1d40)

>>359888
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>>359885
i meant it in a classic medusa style
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>>359891
>>359892
13 confirmed

roll for Roxy. +2
1 Critical fail
2-12-Chen Counter Roxy's spell
13-20-Chen Redirects your spell
21-23-Chen diverts Roxy's spell
24-27-Chen casts a Protection spell
28-31-Chen endures Roxy's spell
32-37-Chen Is partially affected by Roxy's spell but attacks Roxy
38-39-Chen is partially affected by Roxy's spell
40-Success
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d40 + 2)

>>359923
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d40 + 2)

>>359923
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Rolled 27 + 2 (1d40 + 2)

>>359923
*sudden crit success*
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>It's a "only a 40 is a success" episode.
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d40 + 2)

>>359927
>>359930
>>359937
Well look at the bright side. At least it wasn't this roll.
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>>359973
That is good.
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>>359973
Anon please don't scare me like that.
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>>359973
Dude
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>>359973
Anon please
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>>359995
>>359989
>>359985
>>359979
:^)
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>>359973
>Come back
Jumpscare
Fuck you.
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>>359927
>>359891
>>359866
Stp MC:
>Look at me! I'm totally going to attack you!!

Mc charges at Chen with the candy axe and Roxy cast a petrification spell but Chen diverts the spells easily. Then, he transforms Mc into a sheep.
StP MC:
>Baaaah!
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>>360154
Ram Chen Stp MC.
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>>360154
Candy Cornelia (who is back to her original form now) goes up to the wizard and asks him, in writing, if he can please forfeit. We love our friends.

If he says yes, then hug his leg.
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>>360154
Wizard Bro now casts Retardation spell on Chen.
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>>360154
Grow a hoof on your back left leg
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>>360172
>Not wanting a 3-hoofed wonder
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>>360166
I get it as Cornelia tries to ask Chen to surrender. Well this is pretty stupid move anyway. Roll d40
1-critical fail
2-10-OH NO! Chen cast a spell on Cornelia!
11-20-oh no! Chen captured Cornelia!
21-30-while Cornelia tries to communicate with Chen, he ignores her and buff himself
31-39-he just ignores Cornelia
40-success?
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Rolled 17 (1d40)

>>360257
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Rolled 21 (1d40)

>>360257
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>>360283
I am waited for someone to post this guy :^)
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>>360166
>>360261
Cornelia tries to ask Chen to stop fighting but with a quick spell he put her inside a magic sphere so she doesn't disturb him anymore.
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>>360381
THAT LITTLE SHIT! GET FUCKING PISSED, THROWE EVERY OFFENSE SPELL YOU KNOW AT THIS LITTLE CUNT!
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>>360381
Leslie, distract him with a sexy dance.
Every one else, give him your best shot.
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>>360381
Ask him why didn't he become a Doctor instead, like all Asian fathers want their children to be. Also summon Chen's dad.
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>>360397
Ask stupid questions roll +5
1-critical fail
2-8 Chen casts an area of effect spell
9-15- Chen cast a spell at wizard
16-21- Chen ignores wizard and buff himself
22-30-Chen ignores you
31-35- Chen reacts to your question
36-40 success

roll for summon next
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>360453
This roll will probably fail but oh well
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>>360469
let's try to summon dad anyway... it gonna be a bit harder now. +5
1-6 Critical fail
7-15-Chen counters wizard...again
16-23-wizard can't summon his dad, Chen 24-30 takes advantage and buff himself.
31-34Wizard summons Chen's Grandad
35-37-Wizard summons Chen's Mom
38-39-Wizard summons Chen's Dad
40-Success!
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Rolled 21 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>360524
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>>360524
I was in a hurry and didn't realize this list makes no sense.
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>>360530
look closer, I just forget to press enter in 24-30
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>>360535
but roll again, if you want. +5
1-6 Critical fail
7-15-Chen counters wizard...again
16-23-wizard can't summon Chen's dad, Chen takes advantage and buff himself.
24-30- Wizard can't summon Chen's Dad
31-34Wizard summons Chen's Grandad
35-37-Wizard summons Chen's Mom
38-39-Wizard summons Chen's Dad
40-Success!
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Rolled 28 (1d40)

>>360557
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>>360560
Inb4 Grandad is as judgemental as the father
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d4 + 5)

>>360557
>>360560
woops
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>>360566
>>360560
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>>360578
Jokes on you, one of my grandpa died before I knew him well while the other one I barely know.
;_;
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>>360560
>>360469
>>360397
Wizard:
>Why didn't you become a doctor instead?

Who says he doesn't also have a doctorate? Chen summon a Syringe which start chasing Wizard. Wizard then tries to summon Chen's father but ends summoning his grandad instead. Fuck, now you have two enemies.
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>>360939
lola shoot the grandpa
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>>360939
All magic users on our side: Buff STP MC (and turn him back to normal) with your strongest magic

STP MC: He's got Cornellia, fuck up that nerd and his grandpa
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>>360939
Summon a giant spider.
-Roxxie
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>>360939
Bribe his grandad. We can gain an ally instead.
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>>360956
wizard is busy right now
but roll anyway. +5
1-7 critical fail
8-14-the syringe catches wizard
15-21-wizard keeps running
22-28-wizard destroys the syringe
29-35-wizard doesn't destroy the syringe but buffs MC
36-40 Success
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Rolled 34 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>361012
Hope.
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Rolled 36 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>361012
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>>361017
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>361012
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>>361012
>Turn him back to normal.
What form is "normal" now?
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>>361036
Harpy obvious.
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>>361036
his appearance at the start of magic duel I would assume.
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>>361036
we should roll for it
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>>361044
I would assume but at this point I'm used to the panty version and the incubus/succubus more so than the original. Heck I came in when he was that candy corn girl
>>361066
Unless they've already decided.
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Wizard, Roxy and Candy tries to buff Mc and turn him back to normal. +7
1-critical fail
2-10 Chen counterattacks
11-15 Dispells your buff and then buffs himself
16-18 Mc is still a sheep, but he can talk and stand up, Chen Buffs himself
19-21 Mc is still a sheep, but he can talk and stand up
22-24 Mc Is a Sheepgirl now (of course), Chen Buffs himself
25-27 Mc us a sheepgirl now.
28-30 Mc is a sheep man now. Chen Buffs himself
31-33Mc is a sheep man now
34-35 Mc back to his original form but has an afro. Chen Buffs himself
36-37 Mc back to his original form but has an afro.
38 Mc back to his original form. Chen Buffs himself
39- Mc back to normal +buffs. Chen buffs himself
40-Success!
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Rolled 26 + 7 (1d40 + 7)

>>361117
Lo and behold. My prayer is answered.
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d40 + 7)

>>361117
I finally get to roll, what do I get?
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>>361118
>no afro
dang
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>>361118
>After sheepgirl but before afro.
aw man.
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Gba has to go, i'll take care of the session, but i have to make a pause to eat.
Roll for Chen's grandad meanwhile

1- Chen's grandad leaves the arena, He has better things to do
2-Chen's grandad buffs his grandson and leaves
3-Chen's grandad buff his grandson
4-Chen's grandad buff both of them
5-Chen's grandad substracts 1d10 to your previous roll
6-Chen's grandad substracts 1d8 to your previous roll
7-Chen's grandad substracts 1d6 to your previous roll
8-Chen's grandad substracts 1d4 to your previous roll
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Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>361143
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>>361143
With the number of buffs Chen is giving himself, it obvious that he's one of those tryhards that wants to win everything. let's hit the lagswitch soon :D
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>>361158
>PvP tryhard
You do know how you beat these types, right?
You ignore them, they need attention and praise. We should have a tea party.
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>>361175
That would only work if they couldn't just cast a spell and kill us. Remember, tryhard are no fun allowed so tea parties are just an easy situation for them to take advantage of.
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Just use the power of lewd already!
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maybe we schould cheat with devils help
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>>361175
>>361184
We could always just keep throwing Dueling Talismans, they get rid of buffs.
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Try to summon the real Chen. The tricycle riding, bike horn honking one.
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>>361525
IN BOXING FORM!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>361148
>>361118
>>361017
Wizard
>Winners don't use drugs!

Wizard, Roxy, Devil and Candy tries to turn back hero to normal and buff him but they only can turn him into a sheep man. Chen's grandad flies aways but gives a fortune cookie to Chen to restore his luck.
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>>361818
Now Wizard Bro seduces Chen.
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>>361818
Stir fry, don't even think about it, just wok the dog.
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>>361818

Wizard: Return to your former self, you look kinda gay with those attires and that mustache.
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>>361818
Use magic to counter Candy's striptease curse
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>>361818
summon Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures, have him verbally tear into Chen's ass. If you don't know who he is, see vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmpjIfb0OQ
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>>361864

Reroll
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>>361839
>>361818
Reroll
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>>361864

Reroll
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>>361818
>>361825
Rerolling for this
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>>361875
>>361818
reroll
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>>361928
roll to stop being gay +5
1-critical fail
2-5 You can't turn back
6-10 you turn back to normal

And now, Chen
1-Chen uses an area of effects attack
2-Chen cast a spell to one character
3-Chen plans his next move
4-Chen does nothing.
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>361956
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>361956
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>>361978
/TRASH/
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>>361978
We haven't had a good crit fail it a while.
This should be good.
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>>361974
>>361978
Wizard turns back to normal!
StP Mc
>Wait! why is so easy when you want to turn back ti normal?!
Wizard
>It's easier when you try to revert a spell that you cast on yourself, stupid muggle!
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>>361978
>inb4 wizard mc becomes a succubus
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>>362024
Wait what.
Alright.
STP MC seduces Chen.
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>>362030
do the math
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>>362024
Cast a spell that will make Chen's next roll -1d10 luck
>>362030
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>>362024
He's a fat asian kid, justake ramen.
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>>362024
Anyway, rolling for Lola seduces Chen instead.
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>>362024

Transform Chen into an oversexualized woman
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>>362024
Dolores: Show off your expert Jūjutsu (shoot him)
STP MC: show off your notanerdness, attempt to kiss Dolores.
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>>362119

Reroll
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c'mon I have to set the cliffhanger for tomorrow!
1>>362030
2>>362042
3>>362051
4>>362064
5>>362119
6>>362120
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>>362024
Can the stp mc ever catch a break?
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>>362160
No.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>362150
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>>362171
great, the get with less possibilities +5
1-11 critical fail
12-22 Chen cast an AoE spell
23-33 Chen cast a spell at wizard
34-38 Chen prepared his next attack
39-42 Chen does nothing
43-44 Wizard makes Chen feel ashamed
45- Success?
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>>362171
Of course.
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Rolled 31 + 5 (1d45 + 5)

>>362211

Rolling for hilarious results
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>>362222
Chen is trying to kill us all from boredom
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>>362222
>quads

That is hilarious
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>>362222
>>362171
>>362030
Wizard
>Hey big guy, Do you like what you see?
StP Mc
>I think you don't dispell completely the gay disguise...
Chen is preparing his next move. Next trn will be easier for him to counterattack

Sorry guys, I ran out of time... I tried to make something interesting happens butthe dice are not very collaborative today... See you tomorrow. Goodnight
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>>362276
Goodnight, I'm serious about the Asian cusine thing. It could very well be his weakness.
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>>362300
I think we should fuck his butt for good measure.
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>>362276

That gayness. Now it is more than clear that wizard is just meant to be a woman and become the sister Roxy always needed
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>>362276
I've noticed that nobody is trying melee combat with him. Normally wizards are glass cannons, really weak in close combat. Next time we should try punching him in the fucking face? Maybe break his glasses.
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>>362326
But first, distract his fat ass with stir fry.
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>>362311
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/d/
Cuck
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>>362311
>wanting MC to be equivalent to a tranny
I am sorry if you seem to be confused, but this is not the blogging website known as Tumblr.com, nor is it a liberal college campus.

You may be interested in getting out of here and indulging in your degenerate opinions elsewhere.
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>>362311
Already did this once. Kind of boring suggestion desu
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Start of new session at 15:00. You need to do your best.
Click to praise your new Goddes! http://imgur.com/8qe2NUC
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>>363528
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>>363528
Good golly molly, man.
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>>363528

?
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>>362276
Chen is very concentrated and planning his next move. He is ready to attack, be careful!
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>>363693
Noodles!
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>>363693
Use magic to summon booze and then force feed it to chen. I highly doubt he'll be able to handle his alchohol.
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>>363693
Wizard casts a good luck spell on himself
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>>363693
Throw mud at his glasses. Blind him!
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>>363693
Hit him with the smell of chocolate cake.
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>>363693
look if candy got some money for her pole dancing and try to buy him
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>>363698
You can't even write a proper sentence. Wizard trying to summon noodle stall. Roll d45+5
1-critical fail
2-10-Chen casts a massive spell
11-20-Chen casts a powerful spell
21-30-you create a noodle soup but Chen ignores you and cast a spell on someone
31-40-you create a noodle stall but Chen ignores you and casts a buff on himself
44-45-success
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Rolled 31 (1d45)

>>363764
NOODLES!
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d45 + 5)

>>363764
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Rolled 33 + 5 (1d45 + 5)

>>363764
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Rolled 42 + 5 (1d45 + 5)

>>363764
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>>363766
Welcome to noodle town, Chen!
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will you people stop doing stupid spells and shit? you guys are really making Wizard Duel MC look exactly like a Failmancer. Always mucking about with half-assed spells that fails to succeed and the stupidest of spells making everyone look like shit and then getting beaten up like the world's toilet bitch. GROW A FUCKING SPINE AND MURDER THIS CHUBBY CHINK!
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>>363804
I vote we cast breast expansion + futafication on the chink next. :^)
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>>363804
The rolls are the deciding factor, not so much the actions decided on.
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>>363808
>futa
>not loli
baka desu senpai
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>Futa
>Oppai
>Ostritch T/F
>Loli
There, now let's cast FOOL on Chen.
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>>363698
>>363766
Wizard casts a "Noodles spell" and summon noodle shop. Wizard also become robot who serves noodles.
Wizard-bot: Nan-ni shimasho-ka?
While all this happend Chen rises his luck. Dice now d50.
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>>363840
Wizard Bro has inherited the powers of Mr. Fisto.
Now Fist Chen.
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>>363840
Devil summons a golem body that he necromances a great anti-wizard soul into; one from a warring time with Asian countries that is racist towards the Asians.
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>>363840
DAMMIT JUST CURSE HIS LUCK DOWN TO THE D-20
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>>363846
1-critical fail
2-14 Chen casts AoE spell
15-24 Chen casts a spell at Robo-Wizard
25-31 Chen casts a spell at the stall
32-41 Chen casts a protection spell
42-45 Chen cast a spell but wizard punches him
46-48 Wizard Punches Chen
49-50 Success!
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Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>363876
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Rolled 19 (1d50)

>>363876
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>363876
Does Wiz Bro not get a +5 in Robot form?
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>>363876
not bad anon
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>>363876
Is there a +5 somewhere? or is this a roll of pure STR!?
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>>363880
Wizard casts FIST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RosIoQisA
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>>363885
We only get the +5 when he's casting spells and this is a punch so I'd assume we don't get the bonus.
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>>363892

Is being gay a magical action? Because he did get a +5 when he tried to seduce chen.
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>>363897
Fairies are magic.
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>>363880
>>363846
Those robot are not famous for their speed but robo-wizard can deal with long range fisting
Robo-wizard
>Please, assume the adequate position

Bullseye! Chen doesn't look pleased!
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>>363980
Rolling for this >>363848 again
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>>363980
Enjoy noodles.
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>>363980
Launch tactical noodles, topped with the hottest of sauces.
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>>363980
devil and copies summon a magic eating beast from the underworld with a saddle on the back pls
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>>363980
go for the shoryuken!
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>>363980
The fist begins milking Chen's prostate, and he keels over in pleasure
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>>363980
Bumble Joe distracts Chen with tapdancing.
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>>363997
At least combine it with an actual useful action!
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>>363984
>>363985
>>363980
Noodles.
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>>363997
imagine this picture : a young asian wizard gets a robofist up his ass and a little candy mice starts to dace in front of him
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>>363997
Well this is useless. roll d50
1-critical fail
2-14-Chen casts AoE spell
15-24-Chen casts a powerful spell
25-31-Chen casts a spell at Bumble Joe
32-41-Chen casts a spell at someone else
42-45-Chen casts a protection spell
46-48-Chen just ignores Bumble Joe
49-50-Success!
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>>364020
that's nothing compared with a horse-cow getting ass-expanded with magical spanking paddles
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Rolled 35 (1d50)

>>364031
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>>364031
dice+d50
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>>364031
dice+1d50
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>>364036
it's "dice+1d50" into the options bar anon.
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>>364040
I know what I'm doing anon
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srry wrong sheet
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>>364039
That's more formatting options than I thought there was. Maybe it's just because I only see the greentext, spoilers, and occasionally zalgo in use. It doesn't seem like a lot of other anons know about the other ones.
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Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>364044
This is how you roll retard
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>>364044
options, not name

>>364050
why don't you try them out? :^)
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>>364034
roll d10 for who is going to get punished
1-Bumble Joe
2-Wizard
3-StP MC
4-Candy Witch
5-Roxane
6-Cornelia
7-Leslie
8-Lola
9-Devil
10-everyone successfully avoid his attack
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>364056
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>364056
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>364056
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>>364051
>>364054
Only nerds fucking roll.
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>>364054
[flip]How about this one?[/flip]
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>>364059
b... but she didun nuffin
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>>364066
It's not real anon.
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>>364066
Well never mind. I'm going to assume its mostly incorrect.
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>>364068
She wus a good girl she wus goin to pirate college
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>>364066
it's only works with inverted ?, ! and p
¡ ¿ d
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>>363997
>>364034
>>364059
Oh Chen is mad! Bumble Joe tries to distract him but it didn't work. Chen cast a spell on Lola and transform her into a mushroom! Oh noes!
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>>364164
>the mushroom doesn't have tits
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY
BURN THE CHINK WITH ANOTHER A BOMB
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>>364164
reroll this>>363989
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>>364164
>>363985
>>363984
Noodles.
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>>364164
Thread theme now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QSyYAutGOI
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>>363980

So he's into transformation magic too? Make wizard try to bro up with him
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>>364176
more summoning roll
1- Critical fail
2-4 Chen Destroys Devils' Copies
5-7 Chen destroys 2 of the copies
8-10 Chen destroys 1 of the copies
11-20 Chen counters devils' spell
21-26 Chen cancels devils' spell
27-36 Devils summons a beast, but it's not friendly
37-41 Devils summons a beast, Chen casts a spell
42-46 Devils summons a beast. Chen cast some protection.
47-50 Success

IF Devils success at summon the beas roll for beas type
1-small and cute
2-huge and disgusting
3-sexy beast
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Rolled 45 (1d50)

>>364207
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>364207
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>364207
>>364210
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Pretty sure the + the devil gets should be added to both rolls though. Legally speaking.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>364210
>>364176
>>363989
The devils summons a Huge magic eating beast form the underworld-
Devil Bro
>Yeeeeeeah! check my ride, loser!

Chen cast protection against Demonic beasts on himself.
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>>364305
everyone casts "nobuffs" on Chen, preventing him from using buffs, AND getting rid of his current ones. Then we tell him to gitgud
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>>364305
Cast witch hammer, a spell that turns protection spell and buffs against the benefactor.
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>>364305
Wizard: Put more protection spells on Chen. Candy: While that's happening, figure out if there's a spell that could absorb all of Chen's protection spells in order to blow up the High Hats.
Someone else: Let Leslie out of her suit.
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>>364305
Cast "slap a jap" on chen.
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>>364348
Okay roll d50+7
1-critical fail
2-8-Chen counterattack your magic spell
9-15-nope Chen dispel your magic and buff himself even more
16-25-Chen just dispel your magic
26-35-you manage to debuff him
36-45-you manage to prevent him from using more buffs
46-50-success
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Rolled 35 + 7 (1d50 + 7)

>>364391
Boop.
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d50 + 7)

>>364391
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>>364348
>>364398
Everyone successfuly cast "Nobuffs" spell. Chen can't buff himself anymore.
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>>364634
Sharknado from Roxxie.
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>>364634
The camera moves to show Chen at a different angle, showing the team his weak point!
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Rolled 49 (1d50)

>>364720
+2 still applies right?
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Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>364720
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>>364637
Sharknado roll!
1-2 Critical fail
2-11 Chen counters with a massive spell
12-19 Chen counters with an AoE spell
20-27 Chen counterattacks Roxy
28-34-Chen maybe can't cast buffs anymore but he can cast Debuffs on you
35-39Roxy summons a tornado, Chen casts a spell at Roxy
40-44 Roxy summons a tornado.
45-48 Roxy summons the sharknado. Chen casts a spell at Roxy.
49-50 Success.
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>>364730
And this counts, right?
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>>364730
>>364734
Did you delete the last one specifically so that this legit roll would be not legit?
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>>364736
>>364730
Also, there's 0 difference in those 2 posts. What the shit.
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>>364739
Yeah, I guess
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>>364746
28 was not in the list
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>>364754
I see that now, my bad.
Should have made 28 an odd-one-out super roll. :^)
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Rolled 24 (1d50)

>>364736
Blockbuster incoming
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Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>364736
Does >>364730
not count then?
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>>364801
>>364747
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>>364730
>>364637
Roxy Creates a sharknado! lame 3d effects included!
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>>365146
Hmm, is it possible to transmute Chen into calamari? Only one way to find out!
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>>365146
Throw a flaming chainsaw at Chen to push him into the sharknado
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>>365177
You know what if you keep suggest stuff and not write a character I am going to do that random. Roll d7
1-Wizard
2-Bumble Joe
3-Roxane
4-Devil
5-Candy
6-Leslie
7-StP MC
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Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>365259
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Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>365259
Oh yeah, I forgot we can control every character now.
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>>365177
>>365269
Roll 50+5
1-critical fail
2-10-Chen counterattack you with AOE spell
11-20-Chen counterattack with a powerful spell
21-30-Chen protect himself
31-40-you running at Chen with chainsaw
41-48-you throw a flaming chainsaw but Chen doesn't move
49-50-success
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Rolled 49 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>365312
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>>365329
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>>365329
chen getting rekt
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>>365177
Yes.
>>365269
YES.
>>365329
HELL FUCKING YES!
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>>365329
https://youtu.be/_ykAXB3JFy4
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>>365329
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>>365334
Prepare for the chensaw
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>>365334
Chen relied on buffs too much.
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>>365177
>>365329
Algorithm SHISHKEBAB initialised
Wizard: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Object CHEN successfully moved inside object SHARKNADO
Object CHEN probability of death is 99,99%
Initiate algorithm I AM THE BEST WIZARD
Wizard: YAY! IM DA BEST!

Well that was easy. See ya tomorrow. It's almost finish.
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>>365622
10/10 GOTY

A strange-looking chainsaw though
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>>365631
It's the Fallout Shishkebab sword.
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>>365637
Pretty sure he was joking with GBA, anon.
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>>365622
Somehow, I've got a feeling that we've not seen the last of Chen.

Call me paranoid, but I've just got a feeling...
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>>365651
I'm high on believing
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>>365622
*jumping the shark joke here*
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>>365651
Chen it be that he's still alive?
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>>365622

*claps*
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>>359682

Don't tell me this doesn't look like Fetish Quest.
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>>365842
>Don't doesn't
Okay.
This looks like Fetish Quest.
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We'll start today at 15:00 UTC. Try to take care of Lola's mushroom problem!

She can't do it alone! http://imgur.com/XN57KbF
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OH NOES! It's not over! Chen destroyed sharknado and now he is really REALLY MAD! We need to do something and quick!
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>>366623
Turn him into a big breasted loli.
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>>366623
Fail Wizard casts "Inside-out" spell, turning Chen, well, inside-out.
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>>366625
Re roll
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>>366626
No more Mr. Good Boy roll. +5
1 Critical fail
2-14 Chen counters with a massive spell
15-21 Chen counters with aoe spell
22-27 Chen counters wizard with a spell
28-32 Chen Counters with a Debuff
33-36 Chen Redirects wizard's spell
37-40 Wizard's spell affects Chen unexpectedly, Chen casts a spell
41-44 Wizard's spell affects Chen unexpectedly
45-47 Wizard hits Chen, but chen also casts an spell
48-50 Success
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Rolled 50 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>366637
Casual 1.
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>>366640
What?
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>>366642
I was expecting to get a 1.
I am... pleasantly surprised.
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>>366640
well hey howdy hey there mr anon
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>>366640
Noice
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>>366640
RIP Chen.
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>>366640
Chen is getting ass-devastated
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>>366640
>>366626
Robot-Wizard
>Initializing "inside-out" protocol.
>Target: Chen
>Executing "inside-out" protocol.
>"inside-out" protocol success.

Wow, that's really a unpleasing view...
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>>366704
Kick Chen in his very exposed testicles until he passes out from pain
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>>366704
spray him with lemon juice
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>>366707
Again no character specification. Roll d7
1-Wizard
2-Bumble Joe
3-Roxane
4-Devil
5-Candy
6-Leslie
7-StP MC
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Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>366715
Can't we just all kick him in the balls? There's more than enough space between his legs.
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Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>366715
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Rolled 4 (1d7)

>>366715
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>>366707
>>366719
Well technically testicals usually outside of a body and since all his body inside out, his testicals are inside of his body. In a few words this is stupid. Roll d50.
1-critical fail
2-14 Chen transforms back and cast a powerful AOE spell
15-21 Chen transforms back
22-27 Chen counters Joe with a spell
33-36 Chen protects himself
37-40 Joe punches Chen but it's not really hurts
41-45 Joe punches Chen and it's hurts
46-50 Success
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Rolled 36 (1d50)

>>366748
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Yes, that is a very unpleasant view.
Why didn't we just rip out his heart, like damn.
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Rolled 21 (1d50)

>>366748
>Well technically testicals usually outside of a body
I don't know about you, but my testicles are inside my scrotum
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>>366778
yes but unlike ovaries they are in a sac that extends from the body making them vulnerable normally. If we'd just removed his skin instead of turning him inside out they'd be exposed but instead they've shot through his urethra and are probably hiding behind his intestines.
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>>366704
Wait, shouldn't his eyeballs face inwards too?
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>this conversation
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>>366794
So Chen is a sonichu?
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>>366794
>Sonichu
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>>366707
>>366719
>>366757
Bumble Joe runs to Chen to punch him in the nuts but Chen was faster and created a protection for his ballsack.
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>>366830
best: lick the flesh from his bones
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>>366836
best?
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>>366842
You don´t know who best is?
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>>366842
beast ... srry
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https://youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo
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>>366836
But...
He has no flesh that can simply be licked off.
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>>366830
All wizards throw salt and lemonade on his exposed body
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>>366871
>The flesh has been stripped, now salt the wounds!
Maybe we should turn an ally into a Psycho Mutant akin to Kreig from Borderlands 2?
Also, these fucking Raving Retribution lines.
http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Krieg/Quotes
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>>366836
Beast from underworld attack. But Chen has protection againts demonic beast>>364305 -3
1-critical fail
2-6-Chen Casts a powerful spell at Beast
7-15- Chen Casts Aoe Spell
16-32- Chen Casts debuff spell
33-38- Chen Protects himself and tries to get back to normal
39-43- Chen Beast licks Chen but he cast a spell
44-47- Beast licks Chen
48-50- Success
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Rolled 14 (1d50)

>>366884
Surprise!
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Rolled 24 (1d50)

>>366884
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Rolled 43 + 3 (1d50 + 3)

>>366884
I don't actually know if you can add minuses but it's worth a shot.
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>>366879
This
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>>366865
licking or ripping is the same if you have a pretty face like this
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>>366890
roll a d12 +1 to se how many characters will be affected by the Area of effect
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d12 + 1)

>>366932
Woe and behold.
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d12 + 1)

>>366932
Are there even 13 characters?
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>>366942
Yes.
>Wizard Bro
>Four Devils
>Roxxie
>STP MC
>Cornelia
>Lola
>Bumble Joe
>Candy
>Cowgirl whose name I always forget
>Demon mount
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>>366941
>>366942
So close
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>>366955
oh right, there are lots of devils by now.
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>>366941
then roll a 1d13 untill 7 characters are selected.
Don't roll a 7d13, so everybody can doom a character and feel bad.

1-Wizard
2-Bumble Joe
3-Roxane
4-Devil
5-Devil 2
6-Devil B
7-Devil Beta
8-Candy
9-Leslie
10-StP MC
11-Lola
12-Cornelia
13-Beast
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Rolled 1 (1d13)

>>366975
Come on devil 2
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Rolled 11 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 8 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 4 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 8 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 6 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 4 (1d13)

>>366975
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>>367008
>>367020
you can roll again
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Rolled 13 (1d13)

>>366975
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Cast spell: Class change on Chen, change his class from Wizard to farmer.
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Rolled 6 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 5 (1d13)

>>366975
keep rolling
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Finally
>>366979
>>366987
>>366989
>>367000
>>367013
>>367039
>>367066

Wizard, Lola, Candy, Beast, Devil, Devil 2 and Devil B are affected by the spell

1-Everybody get vaporized
2-Everybody turns a puddle of goo
3-Everybody get poisoned
4-Everybody turns into animals
5-Everybody get stuck in magic crystal
6-Everybody get frozen
7-Everybody shrink in size
8-Everybody get fused together
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Rolled 10 (1d13)

>>366975
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>367074
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Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>367074
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Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>367074
Critical...
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Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>367074
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Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>367074
Check this 1
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>>367080
Thank fuck
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>>367080
>>367066
>>367039
>>367013
>>367000
>>366989
>>366987
>>366979
>>366941
>>366890
>>366836
Chen has more than enough and cast an area of effect spell.
Robo-Wizard
>Danger, danger! Spell interfering with unit's size!
Candy
>What's nooooooooow?!

All the devils but Devil Beta get affected by the shrinking spell. Unfortunately for the Beast, Devil Beta was still on top of it.
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>>367371
Everyone climb on leslie for safety.
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>>367371
Anyone who was spared, cast briny death ray.
Anyone who was shrunk, avoid briny death ray.
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>>367371
Candy: Summon sugar rain upon Chen while Devils summon ally fireants to go and eat up the bloody sugary Chen.
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>>367386
>being tiny
>summoning ants
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>>367390
>implying magic power is akin to size
That's physical strength you're thinking of.
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>>367390
They're ally fireants, we won't have the pheromones they use to distinguish enemies on us.
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>>367386
That's one really complicated plan. Roll d50
1 critical fail
2-6 Chen Casts a powerful spell
7-12 Chen Casts AoE Spell again
13-20 Chen Casts debuff spell
21-29 Candy casts a sugar rain
30-39 Devils summon hostile fireants
40-47 Devils summon ally fireants
48-50 Success
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Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>367453
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>>367453
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>>367386
>>367468
Devil summons fire ants and they are aggressive. Oh no! They eat 3 other devils!
Devil: Welp. These not fire ants guys are sure is dead.
Wizard-bot: DON'T YOU EVEN FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THEM?
Devil: Not a big deal. They was just a bad copies. I can make more if I want to.
Candy: Oh my God! There is ants now?! Can somebody make me to stop dancing already?! This is getting ridiculous!
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>>367788
Candy uses Growth Magic to turn poor Lola into a proper Mushroom-Girl
Of normal size.
While Roxxie just rips Chen's heart out.
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>>367808
first for Candy.
However, this is not candy magic and Candy still has the Poledancing curse.
1-5 critical fail
6-12 Candy can only turns Lola in a candy type being
13-14 Candy turns Lola into sentient Mushroom
15-16 Candy turns Lola into small Mushroom girl
17-18 Candy turns Lola into Mushroom girl
19 Candy turns Lola into human with mushrooms
20-Success
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>367851
check this nat 1
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>>367856
You failed trying to fail...
At least candy-type being is better than a giant mushroom at least for now. Unless it;s a candy mushroom.
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Can we roll for what type of candy?
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>>367808

And now for Roxxy to try to finish him. +2

1-critical fail
2-6 Chen counters with Another AoE spell
7-10 Chen Counters Roxxy with massive spell
11-17 Chen Counter roxxy with normal spell
18-23 Chen counters with debuff spell
24-28 Chen Disappears for 1 turn!
29-34 Chen cast protecion and go back to normal
35-39 Roxxy Punches Chen but he counter attack
40-44 Roxxy Punches Chen
45-48 Struggle!!!
49-50 Success
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Rolled 1 (1d50)

>>367910
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d50 + 2)

>>367910
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>>367922
shit roll a d8 +1 for range
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d8 + 1)

>>367942
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>>367922
Of course
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Who is NOT affected?, roll 4d8
1-Wizard
2-Bumble Joe
3-Roxane
4-Devil
5-Candy
6-Leslie
7-StP MC
8-Lola
9-Cornelia
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Rolled 1, 8, 6, 2 = 17 (4d8)

>>367952
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Rolled 1, 1, 6, 4 = 12 (4d9)

>>367952
Wait there's nine options, rolling nines just in case
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Rolled 1, 5, 6, 4 = 16 (4d8)

>>367952
>4d8

...O-okay then...
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>>367965
we need one more oll then
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Rolled 2 (1d9)

>>367981
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Rolled 6, 7, 2, 1 = 16 (4d9)

>>367952
Cornelia deserves to escape too
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>>367965
>>367994
Roxane, Candy, STP MC, Lola and Cornelia get affected!

1-Everybody get vaporized
2-Everybody turns a puddle of goo
3-Everybody get poisoned
4-Everybody turns into animals
5-Everybody get stuck in magic crystal
6-Everybody get frozen
7-Everybody lows his IQ
8-Everybody get fused together
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Rolled 5 (1d8)

>>368003
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>>368003
Could be worse.
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>>368006
>>367965
>>367994
>>367922
>>367856
>>367808
Candy tries to turn Lola back to normal but her magic knowledge only allows her to turn Lola into Chocolate mushroom girl. At least she can move now
Dolores:
>What kind of joke is that?! this is the best you can do!?

Candy:
>Oh, excuse me! My speciallity is candy magic! ungrateful brat!

Chen then cast a espell that lock, Roxane, StP Mc, Lola and Cornelia in magic crystal!!!

But they are not fulfill their focus yet!!!

We have to finish for today! Let's try to fix this tomorrow!
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>>368373
When yo say "magic crystal".are you referring to methamphetamine or an actually magical crystal?
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>>368391
A crystal that keeps you in suspended animation
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>>368434
That might be meth
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>>368434
So... FF13
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>>368373
>Get back
Night.
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Today's session start at 15:00 UTC. here something MarioGrant requested me to draw >:^) http://imgur.com/U1Z3TFi
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>>368373
This is how the arena looks right now.

Leslie
>mph! Mmmmph, mmmmph mphh! (Uh! Don't give me that look, I did nothing!)

>>369763
Awh yeah!
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>>369784
Leslie should probably try to get out of that outfit and help.
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>>369788
Well she can't use her thumbs because of this suit so it's not really smart thing to do. Roll d16
1 critical fail
2-4 Chen attacks you
5-8 Chen returns back to normal
9-13 Leslie can't use her thumbs so it pointless
14-16 success
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Rolled 11 (1d16)

>>369795
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Rolled 2 (1d16)

>>369795
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>>369796
Leslie makes an attempt to take off her suit but she can't use a zipper without her fingers.
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oh come on, we've got two magic users unfrozen! fail wizard and lil devil, join forces, turn yourselves back to normal, and wreck shit! you've done it before, where'd that power level go? (and maybe unfreeze your sister too, for a family team-up)
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>>369821
Well let's have little devil try to free the fro-ho-hozen people
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>>369821
Bumble Joe: Offer Chen a nice glass of Leslie's chocolate milk
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>>369836
glass him roll.
1 Critical Fail
2-6 Chen attacks Leslie
7-12 Chen attacks Joe
13-20 Chen disappears
21-29 Joe can't milk Leslie, Chen gets back to normal
30-38 Bumble Joe offers him a glass of milk but Chen ignores Joe
39-44 Chen gets back to normal but Joe throws a glass of milk at him
45-48 Joe throws a glass of milk at him
49-50 Success
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Rolled 48 (1d50)

>>369846
bracing for failure
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>>369848
>post ending in 48
>roll 48
I don't even
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>>369848
>two 48's

King has spoken
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>>369821
>>369836
>>369848
Bumble Joe quickly prepares a glass of Milk from Leslie

Leslie
>What are you doing stupid rodent?! just help to unzip this suit!

Bumble Joe then throws the glass of chocolate milk at Chen expenting some kinf of reaction.
And what a reaction!! It's looks like Chen have some kind of dairy intolerance! Well, nerdy looking guys always have some kind of allerge.

>Tetsuoooooo!!!
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>>369897
Pop him like an oversized balloon!
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>>369897
Open leslies taps and have her hug chen
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>>369897
Seconding,
>>369903
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>>369903
>>369906
More milk, Roll d50
1 critical Fail
2-12 Chen fixing himself
13-20 Chen disappears for 1 turn!
21-30 Chen casts protecion
31-40 Leslie just hugs him
41-47 Leslie opens your her taps and try to hit him
48-50 Success
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Rolled 21 (1d50)

>>369937
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>>369903
>>369945
Chen creates some antihistamine pills and quickly swallow them to prevent himself from allergic reaction.
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>>369987
Wizard: Summon orange juice rain.
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>>369987
Bumble Joe:
Rape Chen
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>>369999
Quads confirm, Chen must be raped
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>>369987
devil and wizbot attack the titan chen
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>>369999
w-well then
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>>370005
>>370010
but 9 isn't a get number
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>>370017
quad 9 is like upside down 6 man, dont be a faggot
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>>370006
Attack of the Titan roll. +5
1-critical fail
2-8 Chen casts AoE spell
9-17 Chen casts a spell at wizard and devil
18-25 Chen disappears for 1 turn
26- 31 Chen casts protection and turn outside-in
32- 36 Chen casts protection
37-44 Wizard and devil hurt Chen but he casts a spell
45-48 Wizard and devil hurt Chen
49-50 Success
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>370041
Rape Chen. Do it now.
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Rolled 49 + 5 (1d50 + 5)

>>370041
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>>370041
Should we roll to see if we're in him or outside of him when he turns right side in?
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>>370046
Sit down.
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>>370006
Wizard and Devil are ready to slay Chen but in the last second he disappear! what a dishonorable move! well, you have one turn to try to regroup!
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>>370251
Wizard: unzip Leslies suit. If she's not wearing anything under it, summon some revealing clothing for her.
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>>370251
Bumble Joe: get Leslie out of suit

Wizard: try to get everyone unfrozen from magic crystal, creating sexy crystal women optional

Lil Devil: Turn everyone invisible so Chen thinks you've left when he returns
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>>370251
Robot, crack candies crystal open.
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>>370251
Robot: Crack candies crystal open.
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>>370251
Lil Devil: DESTROY Leslie suit
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>>370251
free everyone by turning them into crystal waifus as well.
then resize them appropriately Into shortstacks
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>>370317
Checked
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>>370308
Destroy the crystals. Roll d16+5
1 critical fail
2-6-it doesn't work
7-11-you break only some of the crystals
12-16-success
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Rolled 9 (1d16)

>>370391
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>370391
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>>370308
>>370396
Wizard successfully casts a magic spell and break all crystals and free his friends. In the meantime Chen comes back and his skin and organs back where they belongs.
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>>370630
Wizards: Summon a hose and connect it to Leslie's taps. Then furiously spray Chen
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>>370630
Wait for chen to attack with a spell and cast magic mirror to revert the spell to himself
Any magic user
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>>370648
Let's exploit Chen weakpoint roll +7
1-Critical fail
2-8 Chen Cast an AoE spell
9-15 Chen counterattacks
16-21 Chen casts A debuff
22-26 Chen protects himself
27-32 Chen get a bit sprayed and counters
33-38 Chen get a bit sprayed
39-43 Chen get partially sprayed and counters
44-46 Chen get partially sprayed
47-50 success!!!
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Rolled 28 + 7 (1d50 + 7)

>>370668
>>370668
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>>370670
>>370648
The wizards creates a hose and Roxy sprays Chen with Leslie's Milk
Leslie
>MMMPH!! (HEEEY!)

Chen tries to divert the mils stream but some land of his face. This gonna vause some problem to Chen as he can't see now as clear as before.
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>>370955
I Chennot believe that worked
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>>370955
Let Leslie out so she can spray him. She'd probably have better aim anyway.
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>>370977
you mean better depth perception.
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>>370977
Which character should take off Leslie suit. Roll d8
1-Wizard
2-Bumble Joe
3-Candy Witch
4-Lola
5-Cornelia
6-Roxane
7-Devil
8-StP MC
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Rolled 5 (1d8)

>>370998
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>>370977
>>370998
Okay let's try to beat Chen. Roll d50
1 critical fail
2-6 Chen casts an AoE spell
7-12 Chen counterattacks
13-16 Chen casts a debuff
17-20 Chen protects himself
21-26 Chen get a bit sprayed and counters
27-32 Chen get a bit sprayed
33-38 Chen get partially sprayed and counters
39-44 Chen get partially sprayed
45-50 success
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Rolled 31 (1d50)

>>371029
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>>371057
slow and steady
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>>371066
Wins the duel
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>>371066
chip damage him to death. sooner or later, not having to deal with a bunch of /d/eviants aggravating his allergies is going to outweigh whatever extra credit or whatever he gets out of fighting us and he'll rage quit
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>>371066
Unlike his bowels if he swallows some of that...
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>>371002
>>371057
Cornelia jumps on Leskie and unzip her suit. Leaslie finally take off this horrible clothes.
Leslie: Finally! I feel better already. Hey, partner! You wanna dance? Let's dance!

Welp it's over for today. I will put this teasing cliffhanger for now. See ya tomorrow. Maybe we can finally beat this guy.
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>>371373
He'll probably beat himself if you catch my drift
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Session starting time, 15:00 UTC.
I also made a request! Warning! high impact sexual violence :^) http://imgur.com/LiNdY33
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>>372488
OH YES! 8^))
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>>372488
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>>371373
Leslie shoots chocolate milk out of her nipples at Chen. His face swelling even more now.
tits and also dicke and balls :^) http://imgur.com/a/rRE1c
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>>372797
Wizard bro, try and summon Leslie's old outfit for her to improve her milk spraying capabilities, then we can bloat this chink like a puffer fish.
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>>372797
I have an idea, hear me out.
Chen is a faggot.
So let's have Candy, Roxxie, and Wizard use enhancement magic to send Leslie into milk overdrive and drown that bubble boy.
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>>372807
first, Enhancement magic for Leslie. +7
1-8 Critical fail
9-13 Chen casts an AoE spell
14-19 Chen counters with a spell
20-24 Chen casts a Debuff
25-28Chen Protects himself
29-32 Leslie gets an upgrade, Chen attacks
33-37 Leslie gets an upgrade
38-40 Leslie gets a great updrade, Chen attacks
41-46 Leslie gets a great upgrade
47-50 Success!
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d50 + 7)

>>372830
Wew
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Rolled 23 + 7 (1d50 + 7)

>>372830
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>>372835
Watch out! Chen is gonna cast a Debuff
1 extreme railroad
2 Hallucination (worst of the first 2 rolls)
3 Bad Luck (more fail rate)
4 Low IQ (at rolls -1d10)
5 Slow down (-1d8)
6 Mute (-1d6 in magic actions)
7 Sleepy (-1d4)
8 Blindness (less succes rate)

Also how many characters are affected?? roll a d9
Then, roll that number/d9 to see who is affected
1-Wizard
2-Bumble Joe
3-Candy Witch
4-Lola
5-Cornelia
6-Roxane
7-Devil
8-StP MC
9-Leslie
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Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>372874
>debuffs are always AoE
Fun.
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Rolled 4 (1d9)

>>372874
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>372874
>phoneposter making all the rolls
Funner.
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>372874
>>372886
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>>372885
roll 5d9, extra dice in case a number is repeated
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Rolled 7, 9, 3, 5, 1 = 25 (5d9)

>>372874
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>372926
>>372878
>>372886
>>372835
>>372807
Chen casts sleep at Leslie, Wizard, Devil, Candy and Cornelia. They have now some problems to focus and lose 1d4 in their rolls
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>>372975
Wizard: use spell to summon ritalin
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>>372975
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>>372979
Leslie doesn't need to be awake to pump milk. Have roxie soak this fool with leslie knockers until he fucking bursts.
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>>372977
It's time to use some drugs. Roll d16+4
1-critical fail
2-5-Chen casts AoE spell
6-8-Chen casts powerful spell
9-13-these drugs have some side effects
14-16-success
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Rolled 5 (1d16)

>>372988
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d16 + 4)

>>372988
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>>372993
>>372995
What are the odds

>Inb4 1/256
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d16 + 4)

>>372988
Let's see here...
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>>372977
>>372993
Everyone take some ritalin. They don't feel so sleepy anymore. But it seems Wizard have some side effect from this drug.
Wizard: Wow! Dude! I don't feel so good.
Devil: You alright, buddy? Need a ride?
Candy: Wizard-san, you okay? Kawaii!
Elefant-thing: Hey, man. You forgot that doctor said to you never eat ritalin. You are in trouble, brother.
Wizard: That shit is crazy, dude!
Wizard now is really unstable. Use him on our own risk.
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>>373325
centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf
Wizard Bro opens a Wild Magic hole!
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>>373338
>Wizard Bro opens a Wild Magic hole!
Do you mean HIS Wild Magic holeÖ
>>373325
That is some strong ritalin
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>>373338
roll the d10000
also roll a d4
1-Chen counters
2-Chen Protects himself
3-4 Chen does nothing
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Rolled 8800 (1d10000)

>>373409
Also requesting Wiz Bro do it by smashing a spectral faucet. :^)
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>373409
uh, okay.
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>373409
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>>373418
>All worked stone within 50 yards is clear like glass
>>373421
well you just give Chen a free turn.
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>>373421
>>373418
>>373338
Wizard is really tripping
Wizard
>quick! we need to turn all this stones clear like glass!!! we need to see through them!!!
Devil
>The hell is wrong with you?!

Chen then cast really bad trip at Wizard

Wizard
>Pffff! that's not scary at all!
Mr. Degroote
>Wellcome to "Introduction at magic 101", today we learn how to cast a fire spell...
Wizard
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHG!
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>>373894
try to woo saggy tits
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>>373894
Wizard fights his inner demons
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>>373906
Oh wow. Really? You like this kind of women? Welp let's try flirt with witch. Roll d20+5
1-critical fail
2-6-wizard got smacked
7-11-wizard really getting out of hand
12-16-witch thinks wizard is weirdo
17-20-success
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>373942
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>>373954
kek, now we roll high. Wizard GILF fetish confirmed.
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>>373954
Important rolls win again
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>>373971

At least he stopped being gay. Shit taste, but not gay
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>>373906
>>373954
Wizard: Hey, beautiful! I have something for you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I can take over the world for YOU. How about I show you some of my "magic" skills, lovely?
Witch: Oh my! I didn't know you feel that way, Mr. Wizard. It's so sudden. I think we can spend some time together and try to combine our "magic" skills. Tee-hee!
Devil: What the fuck, bro! I saw her first! You are going to regret this!
Lola: Maybe you all stop doing this stupid shit and finally transform us back to normal size?! Morons...
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>>374212
>Oh, you wanna grow back huh? FINE
then lola was a giantess
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>>374237
That makes me grow if you know what I mean
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>>374237
but who casts the spell???
1-Candy
2-Devil
3-Roxanne
4-Wizard
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>374261
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>>374268
Yeah I thought so.
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>>374268
Make Lola great again roll.
1-critical fail
2-5-Chen counters your spell
6-9-Lola is normal size mushroom girl and Chen attacks
10-14Lola is normal size mushroom girl
15-20-Lola is normal size human and Chen attacks
21-24-Lola is normal size human
25-30-Lola is giantess Mushroom girl and Chen attacks
31-37-Lola is giantess Mushroom girl
38-44 Lola is giantess human and Chen attacks
45-50 Success
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Rolled 1 (1d50)

>>374299
50 pls
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>>374302
kek
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>>374302
Well, fuck.
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>>374212
STP MC's about to either get real mad or real sad

>>374302
Perfection
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>>374302
you wasted all the good rolls in joke gets....
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>>374319
This is kind of a joke get
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>>374302
>>374268
>>374237
Devil
>Ok, ok, I'll make you big again!
Lola
>Finally!
Devil
>Mumble, mumble, Stupid wizard trying to cockblock me...

Devil is very frustrated right now and fails miserably.

Lola
>What have you done!!!, turn me back turn me back!!!!
Devil
>Hey! it's not a big deal! You could say you are small time!
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>>374422
Well, look at the bright side. Now she doesn´t take up mushroom.
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>>374422
I forgot. That was the last for today. Let's try to not shrink Lola into subatomic size. See you tomorrow. Goodnight!
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>>374422
Ok, lets try again, but with a spin
Magic up a blow dart and a timed growth spell on lola.
time to see Chen's insides again.
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>>374431
Nice.
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>>374422
Candy: Impress your new husbando by fucking Chen up, Candy Witch style.
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>>374675
Reroll>>374422
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>>374454
>>374675
>>374706
Guys, that's it for tonight. See here? >>374441
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Starting at 15:00 UTC
what are you looking? there is no porn here!
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>>374422
Wizard is still tripping and flirtting with Candy, Lola has become easier to draw and we are still in the middle of a fight.
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>>376361
StP MC: ask the wachting crowd if somebody know how to uncurse Lola
roxy cast mist
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>>376388
StP Mc asks the crowd
1-Critical fail
2-3 The crowd laugh at StP Mc
4-5-The crowds ignores StP MC
6-7-Someone asks the qiestion
8-Success

Chen attack Chance
1-3 AoE spell
4-6 Chen Counters Roxy
7-9 Chen Chen Casts a spell at Roxy
10-12 Chen debuff Roxy
13-15 Chen protects himself
16-18 Chen does nothing

if 7 or bigger roll for Roxy

Roxy Casts Mist +2
1-Critical Fail
2-6 Roxy Casts a small area mist
7-11-Roxy casts a medium area Mist
12-16 Roxy casts a big area mist
17-20 Success
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Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>376438
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Rolled 18 (1d18)

>>376438
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>376438
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>>376448
>>376451
>>376459
Eh, this works.
>>
Why is every roll for the stp mc so unfair? 5/8 were all negative outcomes, one of them literally laughing at him, why even bother having him in the quest at all? Hell even the wizard, who was orginally supposed to be bad at magic has a free modifier on his rolls, does everyone just hate the other mc or what?
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>>376516
The get itself is a bit silly.
>ask the wachting crowd if somebody know how to uncurse Lola
Just try to make her bigger, she is not cursed, the last roll was a 1/50
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>>376516

To be fair, wizard often gets 30-50 dice cap rolls, so his +5 isn't really that good under those circumstances while STP gets a lot smaller rolls, like this 1d8 one.
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Roll d50
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dice+2d6
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dice+1d20
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what the fuck
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Rolled 5241219 (1d10000000)

>>376629
>>376639
>>376644
>>376650
Just keep trying. I'm sure you'll get it some day.
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Rolled 25 (1d50)

>>376629
dice+(number of dice)d(number of sides on dice)
put that in options.
As an example, to roll one fifty sided die you would put "dice+1d50" into the options tab. Like so.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

thank
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>>376388
>>376448
>>376451
>>376459
StP Mc
>Anyone know how to make them big again?
Crowd
>Yeah! Stop sucking at magic!
>AHAHAHAHA!
>Stupid muggle!
Roxane
>Don't waste your energy with them. Ok, Show is over!

Roxane cast a mist that covers almost all the arena. Now Chen can't see the party. Unfortunately the party can't see Chen either.


That was your plan?
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>>376671
Devil: Turn Lola into AntPirateGirl.
Wizard: Head off to Las Magus with your new girl in your car with your lawyer.
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>>376671
Candy: Impress your new husbando by taking Chen down CANDY WITCH STYLE. (we relinquish control of her from us so she can start being badass on her own in-between turns)
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>>376687
You didn't specify the spell so roll d100 to know which spell Candy uses.
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>>376719
ALL OF THEM.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>376719
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remember, some of them are tiny now.
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>>376735
>pop rocks
POP POP POP WATCHING CHINKS DROP
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>>376747
Did you remember what that spell does??
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>>376753
No??
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>>376763
>any stone we can hold in our hand
Don't blame me, It was not my idea.
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>>376778
just substitute the stone with a turd and we'll be fine
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>>376687
>>376735
Candy casts Pop Rocks. It will be really hard ro hit Chen in the mist so roll d50
1-critical fail
2-10-team panic! There is explosive pebbles flying around!
11-20-Candy hits someone from her team with pebble
21-30-Candy just miss
31-45-Candy hits Chen with one pebble
46-50-success
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Rolled 6 (1d50)

>>376803
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Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>376803
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Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>376803
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>>376806
>team panic! There is explosive pebbles flying around!
So did she impress wizard bro?
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>>376816
>flying around
I'd wager that it's more like a hailstorm but the rocks are explosive
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>>376826
So id say yes
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>>376816
I don't know. Let's see. roll d8
1-we ship Wizard only with Roxane
2-meh. He totally can do better
3-Wizard gives Candy A for affort
4-that's pretty good
5-Wizard really like what Candy doing
6-Wizard is super impressed
7-Wizard fall in love with Candy Witch
8-Wizard worship Candy Witch
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>376842
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>376842
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>>376687
>>376735
>>376806
Candy:Hey, Mr. Wizard! I can cast cool magic too. Check this out!
Candy casts Pop Rocks spell. She starts throwing pebbles around and hoping that one of them hit Chen but she hit only members of her team. They panicked and run away.
Candy: Phew. I did it? I hit someone?
Wizard: Sure you did, baby. You did good.
Devil: WTF?! He touch her! Did you see that?!
Lola: I am small as microbe! I can't see anything, idiot!
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>>377179
Roxy gets annoyed for some, "unexplainable", reason at Candy.
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>>376816
"Candy, my pebbles!"
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>>377179
Wizard and Candy start making some "magic" iffin youse gets me, wink wink, nudge nudge.
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>>377179

Devil gets jelly because wizard got closer to candy again and transforms him into a woman out of spite because candy isn't into lesbians
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>>377179
Wizard Bro uses his own magic as a show of power, hourglass expansion on Candy and Roxxie both.
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>>377227
Anons never changes :^)
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>>377227
Didn't you get enough of that in the previous duel?
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>>377241
Precisely.
>>377253
How new?
I've been trying to stop Chen for a while and decided to have a giggle.
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>>377227
First, let's see if Chen Ddes something with the mist

1 Chen cast a magic projectile and hit someone
2-3 Chen cast a magic projectile but doesn't hit anyone
3-4 Chen dissipates the mist
5-6 Chen dissipates part of the mist
7-10 Chen can't see and does nothing

Sigh, But take into acount that Wizard is still high. +5

1- Critical fail
2-6 Wizard puts them both inside hourglasses
7-8 Wizard make a pair of hourglasses expands
9-10 Wizard turns them both into hourglasses
11-12 Wizard turns them both into Hourglasses girls
13-14 Wizard casts hourglass expansion on someone else
15-16 Wizard casts hourglass expansion only on one of them
17-18 Wizard casts hourglass expansion on himself, Candy and Roxane
19 Wizard casts hourglass expansion on Candy and Roxane
20 Success
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>377308
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>377308
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>>377311
>>377317
>>377227
Wizard
>This... this mist! I... I must... expand hourglasses!!!

Devil
>Man, that Ritalin really hits you hard...

Dolores
>Stop casting pointless spells and turn me back to normal, you useless piece of shit!!!
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>>377605
MC and Leslie: use your wrestling skills and pin chen to the ground
Roxy: turn chen wand into a electric eel
Devil: turn the party big again
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>>377605
Devil: turn Lola back into a normal-sized hourglass-shaped girl
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>>377605
Lolify Chen, Roxxie.
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>>377605
reroll>>377619
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>>377666
Good job, Satan!
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>>377666
OHMYGOD! TRIPS OF TRUE! you don't need to roll. everything is going to happen 100%
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>>377681
noice
>>377666
thanks satan
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>>377709
It's happened before, this shit is real
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>>377721
nice... story progress i guess
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>>377619
>>377666
Devil make everyone back to their original size. Roxane transforms Chen's wand into electric eel. He zaps Chen good. While he stunned Roxane and StP MC start to beat living shit out of Chen.
StP MC: That for transforming me into a sheep! That for Candy because she is now flirting with this stupid wizard!
Roxane: Yeah! It's because of you they now flirting! You asshole!
Chen is crying like a girl but don't want to give up yet.
>>
>>378031

All those who are thicc: Use submission holds on Chen until he gives up
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>>378031
Finish him, Stp Mc, chop off his head, executioner style.
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>>378031
Roxy: Turn Chen into a baseball
STP MC: use your axe as a bat and hit a home run at the High Hats

Bumble Joe: Confess your love to Cornelia
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>>378056
fatality roll
1-Critical fail
2-3 Chen has an ace up his sleeve
4-6 Chen has a new haircut
7-10 Chen not gonna need hats anymore.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>378084
Incoming 7
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>>378091
>>378056
StP Mc are ready to chop some nerd heads,
But it looks like Chen has some last trick!!!
What could it be?

We will see it tomorrow. Good night all.
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>>378031
Roxane is annoyed by the fact her brother is getting somewhere with candy. (Insert possibility of feelings toward Wizard here)
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New session will be at 14:00 UTC. And remember good things come in small packages.
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>>380385
>no porn
Who are you and what have you done to GBA?
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>>380417
we don't want to spoil you
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>>378218

Chen uses something he never thought he had to use. A white flag!
You win in the most satisfying way: abandonment of the opponent

Pompolus:
>Very impressive

Razzrak
>I had not seen such a violent show in a long time.

Sesile
>Oh boy, I hope someone have recorded the fight.

Markus
>Ahahahahaha! All those fails! all those nonsense spells!

Piñata Princess
>I will never understand wizards, but I guess that was a pretty... interesting show
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>>380594
Candy: Literally just kill Chen. You're not as nice as the others and you really don't enjoy that fat chink.
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>>380594
Turn chen into a cute fox girl.
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>>380594
Candy and wizardbro make out in celebration of the victory.
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>>380628
Wew! Someone is not going to like it. Roll d16+5
1-critcal fail
2-6-Wizard got cockblocked
7-8-Candy hugs Wizard
9-12-Candy kisses Wizad in a cheek
14-16-WOW! SUCCESS!
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>380649
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>>380651
Fucking really.
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>>380651
Holy fuck the dice really hate us.
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>>380628
>>380651
Roxane: You little pervert pig! You not enough that MY life is miserable?! And now you need to ruin another woman's life?!
Wizard: Wha-what? What are you talking about Roxane?! I can't remember anything after I took this medicine. I think there was some old woman and elephant and.... KGHH! KHGG! Roxane don't hold my neck so hard! I can't breathe! EGH!
Candy: No! Don't hurt Little Mr. Wizard! I want to build an evil empire with him and create army of minions! And also cuddle with him.
Devil: Why you need this failure! He into incest anyway!
StP MC: He doesn't deserve you Candy! You can find SOMEONe better then him! Like me.
Lola: Mhm! Everybody always around this fat witch and noone said me something nice. Even this stupid hero... hm.
Leslie: Can we just go home or something?! I also need some clothes! This is useless...
It seems High Hats have an offer for our heroes.
Pompolus: You show us how good you are in duel! But you still break the law and violate the 32 rules. So if you want freedom and also powerful Sugar staff, you need to fight last duel! So you accept it?
Sesile: I think they doesn't hear you.
Razzrak: If they not hear this. They will hear my fists.
Markus: No need to be so hot blooded. Let's wait. And punish them if they ignore us.
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>>380768
Start beating up each other
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>>380768
we only accept if lola gets a new pirate boot, roxy one million ,devil and a waifu, joe a nice house and cornelia a face (or whatever she wants) and leslie something nice... did i forgot something
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>>380768
As long as you throw the Princess in as an opponent as well, sure.
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>>380788
you can't stick togheter roll.
1-Critical fail
2 serious beating
3-normal beating
4-cartoony beating
5-high hats feel ignored
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>380825
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>380825
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>>380825
>no lewd beating option
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>>380833
But anon, you could get tired of lewd if you see too much
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>>380833
You mean beating off?
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>Finally unbanned
>Come back and we're beating the shit out of each other
Wonderful, nothing has changed.
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>>380930
kek, what did you get banned for? Extreme shitposting?
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>>380942
Getting banned for shitposting? In 4chan? Anon, how baked are you?
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>>380942
Oh.
On /v/, there was a glorious shitstorm cause of Breeding Season getting killed and someone got into the Dropbox and managed to share the entire Breeding Season Assets folder.
I specifically got banned for posting an image from the Memes folder for the people who hadn't gotten in yet.
For (4) days.
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>>380998
Oh I downloaded this folder. What exactly meme pic it was?
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>>380994
I have actually gotten banned for shitposting. Sometimes Mods like enforce rule 6.
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>>381009
meme stockings.
Art Assets/Concepts/Memes is where you can find it.
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>>380829
>>380788
Man, Looks like there is some discrepancy within the party members

StP Mc
>I'm a little tired of your bullshit! You have been a nuisance since we meet!
Wizard
>Yeah,sure! You would be a pixie in the woods if I hadn't helped you
Roxanne
>I knew it! You will always be the same selfish pig that forget about his family!
Candy
>Why don't all of you fucks off?!
Lola
>Why you only only have eyes for fat whores! And why are you so incompetent with magic!?
Devil
>Shut up bird-tits! I don't accept orders from anyone!
Leslie
>I'M SORRY! I only accepted that job as thug for extra money!! Somebody help me!
Sesile
>Shall we stop them now?
Pompolus
>Nah, this is amusing
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>>381019
Hatefuck orgy ensues
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>>381019
Roxxie initiates plot progression.
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>>381027
Is that a magic spell?
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>>381016
Oh really? I expect something more stupid.

>>381027
Roxane is ready to answer to High Hats offer. What should she say?
>Yes
>No
>She demands more rewards
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>>381045
>Against who?
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>>381045
>One last duel
Yes, of course.
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>>381047
Nah-ah. It's surprise. You need to accept or decline this duel.
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>>381045
Only if Candy princess joins the party
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>>381050
ACCEPT YOU FOOL
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>>381045
Accept, but she demands Leslie as reward.
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>>381049
>>381067
>>381070
>>381090
welp there is going to be a one last duel then. Wait for pic, lovelies
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>>381049
>>381067
>>381070
>>381090

Roxanne
>Ok we'll fight but I want my own cowgirl!
Leslie
>Wait! what?!
Roxanne
>And we also want the Princess joins the fight
Piñata Princess
>Yeah, like they gonna risk my safety...
Pompolus
>Sure, you gonna need all the help possible for this one, Ha ha ha!
Piñata Princess
>WHAT! you can't do that I'm a princess!!! It's supposed people have to protect me! I can't...

Poof
Piñata Princess
>Oh shit...
(1/2)
Wait for pic (2/2)!
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>>381191
I motion that the first thing we do is make Viva Pinata Princess an "official" member of the team. If you catch my drift. :^)
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>>381293
I am not catch your drift. Please explain with detail.
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>>381303
He's going to push your bow off the dock while holding your belayed stern line in hopes the wind will push you into the channel.
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>>381099
Do you want to know against who you going to fight? Well this is going to be The High Hats! And they fuse together and transform into huge tall wizard!
Avatar: WE ARE AVATAR OF MAGIC! WE HAVE CONTROL OVER EVERY ASPECT OF MAGIC! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FIGHT LIKE A TEAM IN ORDER TO HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST US! GIVE US YOUR BEST SHOT!
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>>381346
Well, first Candy Princess needs to go through initiation and become part of our motley crew, so just basically poof away her clothes and give her a slap on the bum.
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>>381346
I don't see all those conflicting personalities working well together.
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>>381346
Have all wizards magic a really really REALLY big hat.
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>>381346
Kick him in the dick.
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>>381346
Comment on knowing which High Hat is clearly carrying the whole team and provides more to the Avatar than the others (without being specific as to which one).
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>>381375
Ah, yeah that's a good idea. Might cause internal conflict and if it doesn't we at least know who's in charge of the avatar.
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>>381363
Going with this
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>>381346
Candy: use Princess as battery, overcharge lollipop axe

STP MC: Magic is no match for avatar of failure, chop them down to size!
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>>381346
Roxy, go all psychological and sow dissent between the personalities.
Everyone else, run around like idiots.
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>>381363
Reroll
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>>381396
First, Candy tries to charge candyaxe
1-critical fail
2-4-Piñata princess doesn't want to cooperate
5-8-Axe charged
9-12Axe supercharged
13-15Axe overcharged!
16 Success!!
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Rolled 10 (1d16)

>>381435
Fates are kind.
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>>381396
okay. Let's try this

1-10 critical fail
11-20 Spell at everybody
21-35 spell at StP MC
36- 46 Physical attack at STP MC
47-60 Spell at StP MC
61-77 The axe breaks
78-89 Avatar endures the attack
90-95 Avatar want to see what STP MC can do and doesn't attack. Small wound
96-99 Avatar want to see what STP MC can do and doesn't attack. Big wound
100 success
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>381470
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>381470
*insert 100 here*
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>>381396
>>381436
>>381472
Candy put plug in Princess in order to charge lollipop axe.
Candy: Hold still Princess. I need your pure candy energy.
Princess: Wait! What?! Where are you going to put this plug? Aaahh!
Axe is supercharged!
StP MC: Alright! I have a power!
StP MC runs at Avatar. But it's no problem for Avatar and he just stomps MC.
StP MC: Chaaaaarge! OUGH!
Avatar: I THINK YOU NEED TO GROW, LITTLE SHEEP. SUCH A SMALL OPPONENTS IS NO MATCH FOR US.
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>>381670
devil: summon the monster milf
candy: more candy magic
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>>381670
"Quick question: who forms the head?"
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>>381670
Candy and Wizard bro combine powers to bring forth a giant candy mech for StP hero to pilot, along with lacking the ax it's weapon.
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>>381686
This with a cool shoulder cannon thingamajig and lots of missiles.
And make sure to make the mech as thicc as possible!
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>>381686
let's make a nice mech.+5

1-critical fail
2-6 Body armor type mech
7-11 Metal gear Candy
12-15 Pierce the heavens
16-19 EVA-tar destroyer
20-Success!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>381707
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>>381708
>Barely
This is going to be kickass.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>381707
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>>381720
You forget the +5, we're going full gurren lagann boy
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>>381708
You forgot the +5 anon.
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>>381728
That's why I said barely.
We barely got a 20.
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>>381707
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!
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>>381708
>>381686
Wizard and Candy combine their magic to create a huge mecha robot.

But it's not only for StP MC. The whole party is piloting it!

StP MC
>All right! all is better with giant robots!
Wizard
>Let's kick some demigod's asses
Roxane
>Meh! I could do better!
Lolita
>Oooooh! I'm normal again! And look these pretty clothes!
Candy
>Never subestimates the power of candy!
Devil
>This is gonna be fun!
Leslie
>Welp! at least I'm not naked...
Piñata Princess
>Where... wha... why...how?

Sounds like a cliffhanger for me. Let's see tomorrow what this new toy can do. Goodnight!
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>>382105
>Cornelia and Bumble Joe at the end
Adorable.
See you two tomorrow.

Also, grammar thing, it's underestimate, not subestimates.
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>>382105
Check out THESE cans!
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Today's session starts at 15:00 UTC.
We have to use the new Mecha-Waifu at full potential! http://imgur.com/3fskKG6 (Credits to GBA, I only colour it)
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>>383241
>And the whole party is inside that thing
Talk about lewdception.
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>>383241
Is it just me or does viva pinata seem like she gained some weight since that dating sim gif from a few threads ago? Or is it just an update to the art style?
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>>383567
A fat pinata means more candy.
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>>382105
Behold the power of the Mechawaifu!
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chaaaarge!
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>>383609
ROCKET PUNCH
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>>383609
SHINING FINGER
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>>383609
Penetrate the Avatar.
With your fist.
Through the chest.
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i'm assuming we're already supercharged & plot-throwback equipped. ACTIVATE HULKAMANIA MODE
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>>383609
I don't really get what you mean by that but okay roll d90+8
1-5 critical fail
6-10 Avatar casts area spell
11-20 Avatar casts powerful spel
21-30 Avatar physical attack
31-40 Avtar casts spell at some character
41-50 your finger just shine a little
51-60 your finger also a lighter
61-70 you blind Avatar for a second
71-85 you blind Avatar for a turn
86-90 success
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Rolled 36 + 8 (1d90 + 8)

>>383649
>Inb4 9
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>>383649
you guys don't watch enough anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpa9RF9aj4
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>>383616
>>383653
Mecha-waifu makes her finger shine a little.
Roxane: Stop doing that! We need to fight! Not play with this robot!
Wizard: I didn't touch anything!
StP MC:You liar! I saw you touching this bottom!
Candy: Come one guys! We need to use full potential of this machine!
Devil: Does this thing have warm seats? Or at least a radio?
Lola: So which bottom we need to press to win?
Princess: Where is evacuation exit in this thing?! I want to get out!
Leslie: Just give up, Princess. You never get away from this guys.
Avatar: WHAT A PATHETIC SHOW. EVEN GIANT MECHA CAN'T HELP SUCH AN IDIOTS.
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>>383725
Create a candy magnet that absorbs all of the candy in the world to make the largest drill you can create. Then:
GIGA

DRIRRU

BREAKER!
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>>383725
Bubble Gum Missile Barrage!
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>>383746
https://youtu.be/EEI-NCTsiPE

Because I'm not sure if you actually know what I mean by this. You two don't seem to understand references too well.
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>>383752
Yeah, context is fairly important.
Not knowing anime references isn't necessarily something to be ashamed of but I'm surprised by some of the stuff I considered fairly mainstream flying under their radar. Maybe it's cultural or something.
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>>383746
You can't handle all this sugar roll. d90+8
1-5 critical fail
6-10 Avatar casts area od effect spell
11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell
21-30 Avatar physically attack
31-40 Avatar casts spell at some character
41-44 You make a small drill but avatar casts a spell
45-50 You make a small drill
51-54 You make a medium size but avatar casts a spell
55-60 You make a medium size drill
61-64 You make a big drill but avatar casts a spell
65-70 You make a big drill
71-74 you make a huge drill but avatar casts a spell
75-80 you make a huge drill
81-85 You absorb all the candy in the world to make a drill but avatar casts a spell
86-90 success
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>>383761
Well Gurren Laggan is pretty popular in Russia but I didn't watch it probably because I am fucking hipster or something and Gundam not really famous in my country but I know a little about it.
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d90 + 8)

>>383767
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d90 + 8)

>>383767
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>>383771
>>383778
oof
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Hey, so not for nothing, but is Cornelia gonna be okay if we go around absorbing candy into drills? Is the cockpit shielded or something?

>>383771
nevermind
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>>383771
that's what happen when you use the ultimate attack as first move!!!! King wants you to create a climax!
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>>383771
what kind of magic avatar gonna use??!
1-ancient magic
2-war magic
3-lewd magic
4-chaos magic
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>383796
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>383796
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>383796
Lewd, please...
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>>383799
Seems like I was so focused on 3 that I rolled wrong.
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>>383803
kek
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>>383799

1-avatar summons an elder god
2-avatar opens the gates to hell
3-mana overdose
4-Nuclear explosion
5-Doppelganger
6-Shadow barrage
7-Meteor rain
8-Corrosive rain
9-Fire wall
10-Magic Shield
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>383819
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>383819
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>>383820
>nukes
well fuck, that was a short fight
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>>383819
That guy used the wrong dice, btw
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>>383820
>nuclear explosion
"Hey Roxy, why don't you stop this one too?"
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>>383819
>Ancient Magic
>Nuclear Explosion
>Ancient
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>>383844
The World of this quest is actually Earth after 2000000 years
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>>383844
>implying the Egyptians weren't pioneering nuclear weapons back in BC
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>>383844
Time is convoluted
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>>383848
Oh, so we're going Adventure Time up in this shit.
I should have figured, honestly.
>>383851
>Implying it wasn't Ghandi since since the dawn of time
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>>383856
>implying Gandhi wasn't secretly Egyptian royalty that had lived throughout several lifetimes to bring his wisdom to the british
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>>383844
The first roll was wrong, it's supppsed to be war magic. At the end is a vaild spell.
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>>383844
>Nuclear Explosions are considered Ancient
>OP confirms this is future Earth
>There is magic, demons, and candy people
Is Magic Duel Quest/Save The Princess the same world as Adventure Time, but even further in the future?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBe5EakGK7M
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>>383865
>It's MD vs STP Time
>C'mon grab your foes
>We'll see where this train wreck goes
>With Fail Wizard
>And STP MC
>The lewd will never end
>It's MD vs STP Time
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>>383879
I'd really like this to be canon.
>>
Our next move should be:
>Create an extremely large orb of ice
>Cast infinite rewind on the orb of ice, trapping the nuclear explosion inside it
>Use transposition on the orb to teleport it onto the Avatar, forcing them to be trapped in the ice, getting infinitely nuclear exploded on
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>>383914
I'm leaning: >>383619
Assuming we aren't annihilated.
>Inb4 our Mecha grows a third arm from radiation
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>>383572
more candy for her then
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>>383922
Why a third arm when we could get a third boob?
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>>383942
Is that even legal?!
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>>383942
>not growing a benis
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>>383942
Cause 3rd arm is the generic go-to radiation effect.
Also,
>Not a full 2nd row of titties
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>>383971
>not a scorpion lower body
>not a formless mass
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>>383956
What do you think the roll for a drill was for?
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>>383987
>Scorpion girl Futa meme
>Assimilate meme
Move on to greener pastures.
Incinerate her.
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>>383820
>>383771
>>383746
Avatar casts a destructive nuclear explosion. The dome of the arena is destroyed.

Avatar Has casted a magic shield around the arena to protect the crowd

Avatar
>You have seen what I'm capable of? Do you really think you can defeat me?

StP MC
>Can you say more final boss clichè quotes?

Wizard
>I think the mecha is ok, but let's try not to provoque more nuclear explosions.

Devil
>I want more nuclear explosions!

Candy
>I think gathering all the candy of the world was a too ambitous plan.

Piñata Princess
>I'm offically freaking out!

Lola
>This thing is invulnerable to radiation, right? I don't wanna end with an extra eye.

Roxanne
>HEY!

Leslie
>...and I leave all my possesions to the Association of McDonalds' Victims....
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>>384057
EXTEND THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP!
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>>384057
Punch them through the chest already and rip out their heart.
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>>384057
RULES OF NATURE
SLICE EM IN HALF
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>>384057
Clearly we need to have Candy Princess be r̶a̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ attached to a series of wires that overcharge the mech even more.
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>>384057
Grab his mustache and jerk his head down to knee him in the face.
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>>384057
It's time for some old ultra-violence. Roll d90+8
1-5 critical fail
6-10 Avatar casts AoE spell
11-15 Avatar casts a powerful spell
16-25 Avatar physically attack
26-30 Avatar casts a spell at some character
31-40 Avatar avoids your attempt to grab him
41-50 You grab his mustache
51-60 You knee him but it nothing
61-70 You hurt him a little
71-85 You hurt him a lot
86-90 success
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d90 + 8)

>>384100
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>>384107
Today just isn't our day.
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Rolled 42 + 8 (1d90 + 8)

>>384111
Let's see...
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>>384107
>>384077
Avatar: OH! YOU STILL STANDING. THAT'S CUTE. SOON ALL OF YOU GOING TO BE A FOOD FOR WORMS!
He punches Mecha-Waifu in her face.
StP MC: Goddamit, Wizard! You suck at physical attacks!
Wizard: And who is saying this to me?! Mr. "I will run at giant demigod with lolipop axe"!
Roxane: Guys stop fighting with each other! We need to work together!
Devil: Roxane is right! Anyone wants to be sacrificed to summon ancient god?
Candy: How about raise an army of candy minions? Anyone want to participate?
Lola: Everything you do is stupid! What we need is a pirate ship!
Princess: Let me out of here!
Leslie: Can we just run away? We certainly can't win this one. Right?
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>>384214
Rip. Out. His. Heart.
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