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MAP OF THE COUNTRY OF DUNNEL
We're on the train line running from Ricksville to New Green!

>>338680
>(b) Talk to Maribelle.

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>>338700
WOW WRONG MAP GOOD JOB BUN
Bun-Bitch, more like Bun-Stupid

>>338709
seconding

>>338680
>(b) Talk to Maribelle.

>more than 11 minutes since last post
>still on page 1

I'd love to see the mods defending the success of /qst/. Really I would.

This is the only good quest on this shit board

>>338680
3) ask Luther for a smoke

>>338794
Luther departed from our tummy back in Ricksville anon.

>>338799
B?C?
Shit well uum
>ask Maribelle for smoke

>>338760
Are they still saging quests in tg?

>>338809
...they never have been?

/qst/ was so broken and so clearly hated from the moment it began that they haven't bothered forcefully removing quests from /tg/ because of the amount of shit they'd get. You can actually get banned for a day or so for telling QMs to head here.

>>338826
Let's keep the /qst/ discussion somewhere else eh? This really isn't the place.

>>338826
Oh cool.
I actually saw it happen a couple of times when they first introduced this board.

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>>338709
>>338760
>>338808
You talk to Maribelle. She quietly thanks you for bringing her up here, then, oddly enough, asks if she can "Make you pretty." You quickly find out that this means "May I draw on your face with lipstick?" She tries to do your lips nicely, but the train is bumpy so it goes practically everywhere. At least she didn't use the marker.

Soon after, you hear a piercing screeching noise, and you lurch as the train begins to rapidly slow down. The noise must be coming from the brakes, but... you're still in the middle of the plain. There isn't a train station in sight. You're also able to hear shouts, and buns running about within the cars.
Something is going on.

What do you do?
>(a) Go to the Passenger Cars.
>(b) Go to the Engine Room.
>(c) Run to the front of the train.
>(d) Something else...?

>>338839
Thank you anon, let's keep to the story guys.

>>338928
>(c) Run to the front of the train.

>>338928
First thing first, prepare your knives. Second, hang your head down and look through one of the windows to see what's going on. If it's violence related, place Maribelle in stomach portal for safety.

>>338928
(d) duck back into the storage car. It's gonna be difficult to maintain our footing when the momentum shifts. Also thank Maribelle for the make-over.

>>338928
Passenger Cars.

>>338928
D) activate big brother protocol. Get ready to protect the kid

>>338946
>get stabbed, shot, etc in the gut
>hits you in the stomach portal
no dead rabbit orphans today please

>>339207
How much room is in the stomach portal? I'm sure Maribelle could get enough distance from wherever strayed attacks would go through to avoid danger.

>>339223
Last time we put someone in there he had to stick his head out to fit. I'm not sure if Maribelle would need to, but she's not that much smaller than Bobby is.

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>>338946
>>338951
The train soon comes to full, jarring halt. You keep your knives on standby, then peek into the windows of both passenger cars. Frantic buns scramble about within, and some crew members seem to be trying to calm them down with minimal success. Everyone looks scared to some degree, but you don't see any sort of robbers or highwaymen. Whatever is going on, the problem isn't here.

>>339207
>>339140
You're worried about Maribelle's safety. You got lucky with Luther last time, since no one attacked your stomach, but what if that's not the case this time around? For now, you tell her to stay put on the roof while you check things out. You ask her, just in case you have a dangerous situation on your hands, to stay far away from trouble. She nods at you bravely.

What do you do now?
>(a) Go to the Engine Room.
>(b) Go to the front of the train.
>(c) Something else...?

>>339679
>(a) Go to the Engine Room.

>>339679
>(b) Go to the front of the train.

>>339679
>(a)

>>339679
>(c)
do a sick ninja maneuver into a random car and announce that you are here to "kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum."

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>>339689
>>339690
>>339793
You head to the Engine Room by way of the train's roof, thinking that perhaps the train's engine could be broken, but halt when you see

IT

on the tracks.
I think you found the problem.

You hear someone screaming frantically right beneath you.
"Don't you understand??? NOTHING can stop them, WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY IT. NOTHING CAN STOP A SUPER-WARRIOR,"

...
What do you do?
>(a) Whatever it takes.

>>339882
let's just assume that THAT'S is one of the super soldiers that Luther was talking about.
Pull out knives and throw them at it followed by an eye bomb.

>>339882
>Release the Ka-Bun-Tana
Also find a trenchcoat and a fedora. Those will be needed for the final move.

>>339882
Time for some ass laser. And knives. And bombs.

Also, spring jump as high as you can and stab it in the head with Ka-Bun-Tana for the final move, we're doing this AoT style.

>>339882
ASS LASER

>>339901
our eye bomb blows up our head anon. I would recommend some ass laser action

>>339957
then prime the eye,remove it from our head and throw it.

>>339882
Knives. All of the knives. As a distraction.

Ready the katana when it closes distance. if it gets behind us, prime the LAZAR.

As long as Mirabelle isn't in the way, of course. The thing's radius is gigantic.

(Also have to say, I wasn't expecting this quest to turn out as good as it seems to be turning out! Awesome!)

>>339961
You are very quick to throw away our one time use eye bomb anon.

>>339882
PREPARE THE ASS LASER! AIM FOR THE EYES!

>>339882
>NOTHING CAN STOP A SUPER-WARRIOR,
>>321265
>"I hear a lot of rumors, travelin like I do, but there's one I always hear wherever I go. A place called the Institute, where buns go and never return. Some say they brainwash buns to go on their own accord, and other say they just kidnap em. But what ya hear most is that weird stuff goes on there, experiments and the like. It's freaky stuff."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLYKZV-O3es

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>>339965
>>339901
>>339907
As the hero, you must defeat it. It is your duty to protect the people inside the train, as well as Maribelle.

You start out by throwing 5 of your THROWING KNIVES at the monster, leaving you another 5 for later. Three hit, 1 in the left arm, 1 in the right, and 1 in the chest. The beast does not appear fazed as you jump down from the train and attack directly with the ka-bun-tana. It absorbs your hit with it's right arm. Your sword is temporarily stuck in the beast's arm. The beast readies an attack, lifting the HYPER CANON on it's left arm and pointing it at you.

>>339901
>>339961
You would be giving your life away if you used the bomb. The bomb in your head is not meant to be used as a weapon, and is connected directly to your brain, making it impossible to remove. Whoever made these body modifications on you seem to have put it there in case your technology is in danger of being stolen.

>BEAST'S HEALTH
6/100

>BOBBY'S HEALTH
100/100

It is advisable to jump away for now and look for weak points on the beast. Remember, your sword will return to you if left behind.

What do you do?
>(a) Attack
>(b) Dodge
>(c) Fall Back
>(d) Something else...?

>>340204
>>(b) Dodge
like a mofo then
(c) fall back. Play this like Monster Hunter. make him come to you, see if he does something that leaves him wide open, then strike.

>>340127
Bobby is Kamen Rider, confirmed

>>340204
Put your feet on his arm and JUMP, then ASS BLAST him in midair.

>>340204
Let's see if out super jump legs live up to their name and do the most super jump we can.

>>340204
Attack and Dodge at the same time. Be Super Ma-Bobby and make like the rabbit you are and jump on its head really hard!

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>>340204
>>340212
If you say so,
>(d) Jump, kick
That should probably do at least 6 damage.

>>340301
This
Or just jump back and throw one throwing star into the cannon to destroy it

>>340204
>>(d) attempt to show some mercy.

Leave it at low health and try to communicate. It is important to figure out where something like this came from.

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>>340209
>>340256
>>340281
You jump as hard as you fuckin can on the beast's head and launch yourself more than 50 feet in the air. You think you hear the sound of the beast's skull cracking a bit as you mega-jump.

Meanwhile, at the back of the train, Maribelle watches you shoot up into the sky like a rocket. She decides at this point it wouldn't hurt too much to go investigate what the hell is going on at the front of the train.

What do you do?
>(a) Attack
>(b) Something else...?

>>340356
Oops, almost forgot.

>BEAST'S HEALTH
15/100

>BOBBY'S HEALTH
100/100

>>340356
Oops

>BEAST'S HEALTH
15/100

>BOBBY'S HEALTH
100/100

>>340360
WOW I AM TIRED
please ignore this.

ALSO I'm heading to bed now! Feel free to suggest things for the next update while I'm gone, and have a good night everyone~

>>340356
>(a) Attack
Perform a Sephiroth kills Aerith kill.

>>340357
>>340360
OOPS

>>340357
>>340360
Crap, jumping on the cyborg healed him. Try completing the rider kick. We may also need to stab it in the face too.

>make sure mari is a safe distance away ant 100% out of the line of danger while in the air

If she is, smash that bun-hemoths head in
If not, jump over to her and get her out of there!

Can't be risking our little imouto on something small like the first bossfigt

>>340356
Plunge your blade down into it's skull as you fall

>>340467
seconded

>>340356
Hit it with the ass laser!

>>340915
We are in prime position to deliver some rectal beams from above. I like this.

>>340915
>>340917
Wait, how much charge does our ass Lazer have atm?

>>341460
It only has a few seconds for cooldown and like a second to prime iirc

time for some ASS BLAST

>>340356
Spin Attack!

Wouldn't ass laser destroy the tracks too

>>341881
Yeah, it probably would considering what happened the bandit bunny. We should save it for ground attacks aimed up to not damage anything.

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>>340915
>>340917
>>341492
Even though the position you're in is practically ideal for using the Ass Laser, there is one, large problem with it: If you fired at the bun-hemoth now, the train tracks would be destroyed, and that would be quite an inconvenience for everyone involved. Besides, a crowd of spectators has gathered a healthy distance away from the fight, and you don't want them too see your powers! At this point, you could just pass off your skills has high-level swordsmanship, but an ass laser? No way.

>>340467
>>340697
The ka-BUN-tana flies up to your hands, and as you grasp it a strange, exhilarating feeling spreads throughout your body. You know what you must do!
You shoot through the air back at the beast with terrifying speed, and plunge the sword into the it's right eye with a CRITICAL HIT!! The monster lets out a scream of agony as blood pours from it's eye socket and mouth. It staggers backward under you.

You don't have long to celebrate however, as you feel your right leg being crunched like tin foil in the hand of the beast. The creature throws you to the ground viciously, and your head is cracked on the ground. Your vision blurs, but you don't black out, not yet. By your guess, you will likely pass out in 2 MORE MOVES, so you must act quickly. The beast releases you from it's grip to grasp at it's face, staggering blindly away from the train tracks.

>BEAST'S HEALTH
45/100

>BOBBY'S HEALTH
60/100 + Broken Leg Debuff

What do you do now?


Also, as a side note, sorry I wasn't around yesterday, I had gotten one of those 24 hour bugs. Let's continue!

>>344127
Karate kid style crane kick his ass.

>>344127
The BEAST'S HEALTH was 15/100 last time I looked>>340360
So why did it health go up.

>>344127
So the hp values are getting the enemy to fill and yours to not run out?
>stay out of sight so it cant HYPERCANNON us. While advancing for The KO!

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>>344138
HOLY SHIT
i'm so dumb
*deep sigh* It seems i've fucked up a bit

it should have been 85/100 at that point anon, but I was dumb and put 15/100, 15 being how many health points it lost.
FUCK

>>344156
the health is correct the way it is now, though.
Bobby has 60/100 and the Beast has 45/100.
HEALTH GOES DOWN AS MORE DAMAGE IS ACCUMULATED, AND YOU DIE AT 0 HEALTH, I'M SORRY TO HAVE CONFUSED YOU.

>>344127
We could try to damage him by calling our sword back to us
Or we could try to run and kick the sword in it's skull to do more damage

>>344127
We are in a great position to kill it with an ass laser without ruining the tracks.
Lets not die quite yet. ASS BLAST.

That'd reveal our power anon
> get out of range and launch knives toward the face
>when it comes for us dodge to the right(since we staved it's right eye)and go in for the DECAPITATIONNNN~

>>344127
make the monster think we are running to the sword, call the sword back when we are just about to jump, then run it through when it has its hands up protecting its face.

>>344382
Why does it matter if people know we shoot ass lasers?

If not im seconding that idea.

>>344127
Hit it with our ass laser.

So what if people see our powers? We've saved them from a monster; they're not going to turn on us.

>>345658
Some important secret whatchamacallit might want our ass and do anything to get it if we reveal our ass power. Then it would be a one man army quest and yeah that could be ok but it's been done before

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>>344264
>>344382
>>344384
It's time to end this. Despite your broken leg and reeling vision, you get to your feet and bite back the pain to run straight towards the monster, pretending to attempt a head-on attack. The beast prepares to slug you with it's canon arm, but in the nick of time you dodge to the right, going behind it. In a moment, the ka-bun-tana is in your hands again, prompting another screech from the monstrosity as the sword is ripped from it's eye socket. Then, with all of your remaining strength, you dig the blade into it's thick throat. You are not able to fully decapitate the creature, but you cut to it's windpipe before the both of you fall to the ground. The Beast is dead in seconds.

You won! Your proficiency in Swordsmanship went up.

>>347003
Oh hey, you're still alive!

I guess limp over to the back of the train and take a nap with Maribelle. Hopefully our leg can fix itself without any help.

>check for looheck
>check on Mari
>talk to the captian? Maybe see if we can get some food, drink, and an actual cabin for us and mari

>>347037
>Loot
How did it even autocorrect to looheck

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>>347031
>>347037
You faint.

>>347052
SLEEP TIGHT BUN

>>347052
...I'll assume this means you're going to bed now.

G'NIGHT!

>>347052
Rolling for condition and location we wake up in?

>>347068

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>347071
it's "dice+(number of dice being rolled EG:1)d(number of sides on the die EG:6)

so to roll a single six sided die, put dice+1d6 into the options.

disregard if you weren't fucking up rolls

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>>347056
>>347067
Yup, sleep tight guys, check in tomorrow for more new posts!

Hey, wait a minnit...

Where'd the lipstick go???

>>347141
laughs nervously

>>347147
0/10 worst quest ever would not use ass-laser

>>347141
It was melted by our BOILING HOT MANLY SPIRIT gushing over from our bold tactics.

>>347252
Yea going with this

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>>347168
How could you say such a thing, anon? You're going to make Bobby cry!
And don't worry, other opportunities will arise were you can use the laser.

As disembodied Prof. Oak's voice always says: "There is a time and place for everything, but not now."

>>348145
Don't cry Bobby I like your quest

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>>347068
You regain consciousness. You have no idea where you are, but that you're in a bed in a small room. There's a little window off to your left, which provides most of the light for the room. Everything is very quiet.
You look to your right, and there is Maribelle, sitting by your bedside. She seems happily surprised to see you awake. She says to you: "You drool a lot when you sleep." You're glad to see that she's safe.
In the corner, there is a little table with a drawer in it, and on top of that sits a bouquet of red roses with a note beside it. Directly behind Maribelle is a door leading out of the room. It's closed right now.

What do you do?
>(a) Talk to Maribelle.
>(b) Look at the note.
>(c) Review possessions.
>(d) Something else...?

>>348198
>(a) Talk to Maribelle.
>(b) Look at the note.

>>348198
Ask Maribelle where we are and what happened after we clocked out of reality.

>>348198
>(a) Talk to Maribelle.

>>348198
>What do you do?
everything

>>348198
>(a) Talk to Maribelle.

>>348198
Look at marble.
Thats all.

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>>348212
>>348213
>>348257
>>348279
You ask Maribelle what happened after you fainted. She says, softly:
"Well, you fell asleep, and a whole bunch of nice buns carried you back to the train. They were super duper happy you beat up that guy, they said you saved us. Oh, that's right, they wanted me to tell you "thank you" when you woke up so... thank you. But, um, then we rode on the train some more, and you slept the whole time, and at the next stop they brought you off the train here, and a really really nice doctor made you all better." She puffs out her chest some. "They told me that I had to leave you alone until you woke up, but I said 'Nuh-uh, I'm gonna stay right here til you wake up again!' so... that's what I did. The doctor gave me some candy too."

You ask Maribelle to hand you the note. It's a nice thank you note from the occupants of the train you saved, with many signatures squeezed onto the paper. It says that your medical bills are being taken care of as a further token of thanks.

>>348262
While you're at it, you review your possessions. All of the clothes you were wearing, including your red bandanna, are gone, and you're now wearing a clean, long-sleeved shirt. All of your bits and any other loot you previously had are where you left them in your stomach.

What do you do now?
>(a) Ask to see the doctor.
>(b) Sneak out.
>(c) Something else...?

>>348467
>(a) Ask to see the doctor.

>>348467
>(a) Ask to see the doctor.

>>348467
>(a) Ask to see the doctor.

>thank mari for being such a hunny-bun
>talk to doctor

>>348467
>(c) try to see if we can stand up.

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You thank Mari for sticking with you through this, and she says "You were nice to me, so I wanna be nice back. Besides, you're cool! You didn't tell me you were part robot!" You put a paw on Mari's head and ruffle her fur.

>>348722
Your right leg is still pretty messed up by the looks of it, but it seems whoever treated you tried their best to set it straight again, even putting a splint on your leg to keep it that way. You can still walk (albeit with a limp) but running and jumping will hard for you until you can find someone good with high-tech robotics... which is gonna be difficult. It goes without saying that you can't Mega-Jump until then either.

>>348488
>>348497
>>348503
>>348676
You look to Maribelle and are about to ask where the doctor is, when you hear a voice at the door:
"I'm sorry I couldn't do more for your leg, stranger, but I have to admit that I'm not too familiar with your kind of prosthetics!" Surprised, you look up the see the doctor in the doorway, smiling happily at you. They come forward and shake your hand. "I'm Dr. Taylor, and boy am I glad to see you looking so well! Most buns can't take a knock to the head as hard as yours was without being bedridden for at least a few days, but here you are, a few hours after I treated you and standing already! You really must be a super hero," she laughs, then looks to Maribelle. "And THIS one. She's been by your side the whole time! I'm... guessing you two are related?" She chuckles again.

What do you do?
>(a) Talk/Ask Dr. Taylor a question.
>(b) Something else...?

>>349931
"No, she's just a... friend."
"Do you know anyone who can fix up my prosthetics? Oh and thanks for fixing me up."

>>349931
>>(a) Talk/Ask Dr. Taylor a question.
"She's a good friend"
Thank the doctor and ask about were we are and if they know anyone that works on prothesis

>>349931
>"She's a good friend of mine. Thanks for looking after me today."

>>348145
I think you might like this Bun-Bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPvjocvfFAA

>>350112
Holy fug nostalgia
Like madness but cuter :3

>>350158
It's part of a series the one you watched was the 4th installment.
Bunny Kill 1:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/212095
Bunny Kill 2:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/220999
Bunny Kill 3 Vol.1:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/238015
Bunny Kill 3 Vol.2:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/375758
Bunny Kill 4:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/375758
Bunny Kill 5 Part 1:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573683
Bunny Kill 5 Part 2:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/585825

>>350190
holy shit i love this
good ol' newgrounds!

>>349931
>(a) Talk/Ask Dr. Taylor a question.
See if we can russle up some grub, being a Bun-hero is hungry work!

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>>349955
>>349965
>>350037
You tell Dr. Taylor that Mari is a good friend of yours, much to Mari's pride. You thank her for taking care of your injuries as well. She laughs. "It was no problem at all, dear!" Her face lights up as she remembers something. "Ah, I nearly forgot, here are the clothes you came to me with. I had to take them off to fully look you over, sorry about that!" She hands you back your bandanna and sleeveless shirt. "Feel free to keep the one you're wearing right now though."

You ask if she knows anyone who would be able to fix your leg. For a moment, a look flashes across Dr. Taylor's face, but is soon replaced once again by her usual cheery disposition. "Actually, I was just about to recommend someone to you for that. Her name is Rhoda Bright, she lives in New Green! She's good with all things mechanical, I'm sure she could help you out. She's a friend of mine, tell her I sent you and I'll bet she'll give you a good discount on your repairs! Do you want her address?"

...
What do you do?
> (a) Accept address and leave.
> (b) Decline and leave.
> (c) Something else...?

>>351292
>try to squeeze out any extra info by means of clever wordplay if she is involved with that one super secret tech company Luther told us about.

>>351333
> (a) Accept address and leave.
> Use your built-in BOOK SMARTS from the SCIENCE MOD to diagnose what's wrong with leg yourself.
>Ask Maribelle to help you walk for support.

>>351292
> (a) Accept address and leave.

>>351292
>> (a) Accept address and leave.

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>>351387
>>351411
Rhoda Bright... That's the name of the person the mysterious letter is addressed to. You already know the address, but accept it out of politeness anyway. You then get ready to be on your way to New Green. Right before you leave however, when Maribelle is out of earshot and you're just entering the doorway out of the clinic, Dr. Taylor pulls you aside.
"Now now bud, don't think I'm just gonna let you go before we have a chat. Listen, don't think I don't know what you are, it's pretty plain to see even when you DON'T have all your clothes off, so you better watch yourself, ok?" And with that, she closes the door behind you. You hear it lock as well.

Maribelle asks what you and the doctor were talking about. You brush it off, put on your eye-patch and bandanna, and walk away.

What do you do now? You are currently in Trudid.
>(a) Catch the next train.
>(b) Go to the store/another shop.
>(c) Something else...?

>>351665
>(a)
>(c) Don't think about how Dr. Taylor's tail is so fluffy and soft.

Fail.

>>351665
(A)
But first
(C) go get Mari a treat for being so brave during the whole train incident (a nice carrot muffin or cookie would be acceptable. Or perhaps even a Bun-burger [cheese burger?] Do buns even eat meat? Or is it all carrots and bread?)

>>351937
I second your (c)

But I reccomend we look for some merc work or something for some cash, a good escort mission to new green would be good, and give us time to bond with hunny-bun

>>351999
Actually screw the Merc work. Let's get a job as a waiter or something (you can break it ruin dishes when you shove everything inside your stomach). Plus if we're lucky, we could be allowed to keep a fancy Butler outfit.

>>352049
>getting an actual job
This bun wants to go on a fucking adventure.
>>318898

Besides we'd need to get a house for 2, and somehow find an establishment that would hire a ro-bun.

>>352086
True... I guess the dream of seeing s ro-bun wearing a tuxedo will never come true...

>>352112
>>352086
unless we find one of those rich buns who will hire a ro-bun bodyguard with a butler/uniform dress code.

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>>352125
I like it!

We could always use the payment to buy a tux. Not to mention the loot from any bandits can be sold/ traded at the big city coming up.

Before we go, if mari is coming with us we should get her a dagger or bow or something to protect herself
>since trouble always finds te hero and more often than not his team

>>352158
Also, with our set of SCIENCE MODS (Dimensional pocket, Katanas, Knives, Robo legs, Book Smarts, minus the eye bomb and ass laser), we fit the perfect criteria for a rich bun's battle butler/bodyguard.

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>>352178
Good idea... also where the hell is op? Asleep I presume?

>>352194
Yea, shes to sleep. Friend of OP again.

>>352086
>re-read the first thread
>sees Robo legs mod
>Abilty lost: reproduction
WHY ANONS. WHY DID YOU SACRIFICE THE ABILITY TO BREED LIKE BUNNIES!?

I don't think we knew that legs would effect our reproductive ability. But it did.

>>352259
We didn't know that would happen and I wasn't there for that.

>>352268
>>352259
>>352304
I'm sure we can get it back through the use of SCIENCE!!! As well as the power of JUICE!!!

>>352259
I bet OP did that to reduce the amount of LEWD

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>>352259
Bob still laments sometimes about the loss of his dick, how could you do this to him???

>>352556
It certainly helps with that.

>>352393
I mean, there's no stopping you all from changing the aim of this quest to restoring Bob's lost dick. As long as people vote for it, it can happen.

>>352112
I wouldn't give up hope yet, lost traveler.

Also, damn, we're page 5 already?? For now, I'll be making updates in the thread, but we'll probably switch over soon. Probably tomorrow or late tonight.

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>>351665
>(c) Get Mari a treat

>>352647
Don't worry Bobby! We'll find a way! We can find someone who can SCIENCE your dick back in exchange for the EYE BOMB MOD. BIOTECHNOLOGY and GENETIC-TECHNOLOGY HAS THE SOLUTION! Plus you know SCIENCE SMARTS! You can figure out a way to SCIENCE your dick back!

>>352767
I swear to god, I think the only thing I understood out of that was the word "SCIENCE!!!"

I kid of course. I feel like this would be a good idea. But we will need plenty of BITS for that to happen. Do ADEVNTURE AWAY!!!

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>>352680
holy shit, what a nice little Bob!

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>>351937
>>351999
>>352680
You're in no hurry to leave Trudid just yet, so to thank Mari for being such a hunny-bun you buy her a treat! You see a street vendor selling veggie kabobs for 5 BITS a pop, so you buy her one to eat as you walk through the town. She's quite pleased.

>>352175
>>352125
>>352794
As you walk, you consider a couple things.
1. Maribelle doesn't seem intent on leaving, and you rather like having her around. But it may be dangerous for her to stay with you without a weapon of her own. She's young, perhaps you could teach her to wield a sword or dagger? You have a small knowlege of Bowmanship because of your Book Smarts, so you could also teach her that if you wanted (though you aren't proficient in it yourself) First, however, you would have to buy her a weapon...

2. This is a prosperous town, maybe you could make a little money acting as a bodyguard for some merchant traveling to New Green. It would be nice to have more BITS to spend on supplies or armor or... penis-restoration. Maybe there's a place you could go to ask around for a job...

There are several shops you can go to while in Trudid!
>(a) Go to SETH'S WEAPONS AND ARMORY
>(b) Go to PAPA'S GROCERY
>(c) Go to the SALOON
>(d) Go to the FULL MOON BATHHOUSE
or
>(e) Take the next train to NEW GREEN.

>>352957
I highly doubt we have enough bits for anything useful. So let's do

>(c) Go to the SALOON
In an attempt to find some work with a rich merchant (and hopefully have him give us a proper suit and tie

>>352957
>(b) Go to PAPA'S GROCERY
Hopefully we can get an easy delivery job.
Afterward
>(a) Go to SETH'S WEAPONS AND ARMORY

>>352957
>(c) Go to the SALOON
See if they have any rooms for rent.

what's our bit count? Is it enough for a shortbow and some arrows?
>saloon
>armory
>maybe bathhouse since neither of us have had a bath in at least a few days

>>352957
>(b) Go to PAPA'S GROCERY
Also, check level of money

>>352957
>(b) Go to PAPA'S GROCERY

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>>353004
>>353319
>>354077
You decide to stop by Papa's Grocery first.

Papa himself stands at the counter, accompanied by a very small bun. He greets you warmly when you come in. When asked about any delivery jobs he could give you, Papa thinks for a moment, then says:
"Well, to be honest with you, I don't need anyone to do a job for me!" He chuckles. "This is a family-run store, you see. All of my children and grandchildren work with me, and lemme tell you that's a lot of people! If I had any jobs that needed to be done, I would let one of them handle it for me. I'm terribly sorry sonny, if I was short on helpers I would certainly-" At this point, the young bun by Papa's side pipes in. "But Great-Grampa, what about that shipment that just came in? Nobody's around to-" Papa cuts back in. "Oh now now Louis, you know that sort of thing is kept in the family..." Papa looks you over again, then says, much quieter this time. "You're a fine young bun, aren't you? I can tell you're familiar with a rustle and tustle. Could you be... could you be the stranger that came into town recently? The one who protected that train from a Super-Warrior? Well my, my... perhaps I've got a job for you after all..."

>(a) Pursue the offer.
>(b) Decline.

>>354324
(c) hear the details of the job first. Never go into a job completely blind.

>>354324
>>(a) Pursue the offer.
But if he turns out to be a mafia-bun, feel free to turn down the job

>>354324
> Pursue it!

>>354324
>Ask about the details of the job

>>354324
Yeah, ask for details.

>>354487
>turn down a mafia bun
Why would we do that! We could go for chaotic good, as long as we don't kill any helpless bun-standers

Plus
>the mafia uniform was tuxsidos.we may get one if we get in good with the bun-father

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New Thread, let's go!
>>356494
>>356494
>>356494