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>>330592
Candy turns Hero back to normal
>what am I doing? I know i'm gonna regret this... But I guess you actually managed to get the staff... I must have hit my head...

Razzak already has enough.
>You damn hippies! I'd been waiting for a fight for days and all I get is this awful Carebear's show off! I lost my patience! you are going to fight my most advanced student! Wolfhard Blumenfeld!

>>335294
Make him a waifu.

>>335294
STP MC, try to perform anti-magic and beat up Wolfhard.

>>335294
>>335309
Rolling for this

>>335309
Yep, going for this as well.

>>335294
He's allergic to tsun-plant's pollen, enough that his eyes water and his throat closes.

>>335334
Trying again.

>>335294
>>335309

Rolling again for waifu transformation

>>335309
Let's do the only thing we know how to do...

>>335294

Train/enhance to turn into a real manly and awesome hero-sama.

>>335334
>>335355
TRYING AGAIN

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kay
leaving this.

>>335366
Oh well let's go with this roll d12
1-critical fail
2-4-he is not allergic
5-10-he has an allergy but he still able to fight
11-12-success

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>335383
Here goes

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>>335334
>>335384
Pot plant girl is throwing spores around her. I-it's not like she want to reproduce or something. B-baka! It seems dwarf alergic to this plant.
>Aarghh! Tsundere plant! Snort! My only weakness! Ah-choo!
Wolfhard quickly cast a rock fist to throw plant girl away from him.
>Ah-choo! I maybe allergic butt I am still the best student! AH-CHOO!

>>335505
Tell him only faggots have allergies, then stab him in in his swollen, red eyes.

>>335505
Make short jokes until he gets sad and leaves.

>>335516
Or maybe he'll just get angry, he seems like a man with a short fuse.

>>335516
It's a tough guy, roll a d40
1 critical fail
2-15 He get angrier (counterattack)
16-29 He ignores your insults(counterattack)
30-39 he is sad now (counterattack)
40 success!

Rolled 12 (1d40)

>>335573
Welp

Rolled 10 (1d40)

>>335573

Rolled 36 (1d40)

>>335573
That's a big dice.

>>335579
Nobody make jokes about her size!
how is gonna attack?
1-he summon his war golem
2-he summon a meteor strike
3-he buff himself
4-he shoot at you with her magic canon
5-he cast a big explosion
6-he summon magic weapons

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>335587

>>335587
>her size

That's a woman?

>>335591
Oh no!
who is the target?!
1-Hero
2-Bro
3-Roxxane
4-Lola
5-Candy
6-Leslie
7-Pot Plant girl
8-Cornelia
9-Bumble Joe
10-he miss

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>335605

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>335605

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>335605

>>335607
*screaming internally*

At last something interesting and no more nerd fetishes.

>>335633
Can... can we sexualize the meteors?
Or turn them into pillows?

>>335641

More like turning them into kawaii desu lolis.

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>>335516
>>335579
>>335591
>>335607
Both Mc's decided to make fun of Wolfhard's short size
>Hahaha! look at him! I bet his head smells like his feet!
>I'm trying to look at him, but he's so short that is actually a bit difficult!
>A...are you making fun of a dwarf's size?! that's technically racism! I'm going to erase you from existence!

Wolfhard summon a meteor but, Oh no! Cornelia is in the point of impact! You have to do something!

>>335713
Turn the meteor into a giant pillow!

>>335713
Cornelia runs to the Dwarf and hides in his pants. If it hits her, his groin isn't going to make it either, unless he cancels his spell.

>>335717
Well I guess this should work roll d16+5
1-critical fail
2-6-it didn't work
7-8-what have you done?! it's a pillow meteor now!
9-11-giant pillow falling down on the high speed!
12-16-success

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>335733

Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>335733

Rolled 3 (1d16)

>>335733

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Meanwhile
>You don't have to set me free! J...just throw me in prison!

>>335785
As a side note, have Lola sneak up on cowtits and seduce her once more.

>>335785
Doesn't she know what happens in the women's prison showers?

>>335785
She wouldn't go to prison, she'd get put out to pasture.

Unless she ends up in a non-free range farm, where she spends all day getting milked and bred.

But it'll probably be a free range farm.

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>>335717
>>335740
>Cornelia! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Our hero jumps on her and try to protect her from upcoming meteor.
>I will save you Cornelia! I protect you with my body! Maybe this my last moment with so I want to say something that meant to say long time ago. I lo- *PUFF*
Giant soft pillow fall on our couple. It so soft they almost didnt feel it.
>Geez! What a drama queen this guy.
Dwarf seem to recognize our wizard.
>Hey! I remember you! You that Fail Wizard that everybody talking about. I se you get good with magic. Last time I sow you we were in the same War Magic class. Yeah! You tried to summon a War Golem but you can't. Then you try so hard that you failed and shit your pants! Ahaha! All class laugh at toy. We started to call you Shit-summoner! No no wait there was other name. Ah yes! Shitomancer! Ahahahahahaaa!
>This little.... Argghh!

>>335858
Tell him he was probably tuned on by it, since all midgets are into scat

Get this guy real mad

>>335858
Just have a dimensional warp swallow the Challenger whole.

>>335858
Both of these.
>>335863
>>335864

>>335789

ewww lesbians

>>335858

Summon a shit war golem.

>>335858
this pls>>335874

>>335858
Using the power of Get magic, I say Fail Wizard dimension warp him into nothing.
>inb4 off by 1

>>335858
Wizbro, let's do it.

TIME TO SUCK (at spellcasting) SO HARD HE STARTS SUCKING (at spellcasting) TOO

>>335888
Well. I was off by 1 FUCKING POST.

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>>335874
>>335886
>inb4 sexy shit war golem

>>335892
also, to make you feels worse, trips gets means direct success

>>335896
I know. I cast the spell perfectly, but I should have invested more in speed so it arrived sooner.

>>335874
>>335886
Shitomancer roll! d20+5
1-critical fail
2-7 Small shit golem
8-12 medium shit golem
13-16 Big shit war golem
17-19- Huge shit war golem
20 Success

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>335905
*insert salt*

>>335911
Excuse me while I go die of dehydration due to salt.

>>335911
>>335913

Atleast you got a crit success

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>>335911
>This of all things gets a nat 20

>>335905
Holy fuck, that backfired on the dwarf real fast.

>>335874
>>335886
>>335895
>>335905
>>335911

Life is ohhh so sweeeet!!

>>335985
Fuck you too.

>>336002

but.. it was your roll...

>>336016
>>335888
OFF. BY. ONE.

>>336018

My idea is great and you know it!
It's full of bizarre and disgusting irony.

>>336018
There, there. You're still a winner in my heart. (pats head gently)

>>336045
Whatever. Shit Golem crush that fucker.
By that fucker, I mean Devil.

>>336045
Ruin his sinuses with the smell of shit.

>>336045
Team Attack: Distraction by Cornelia, beams and cannonballs from Lil Devil and Lola, kick to the balls by STP Protag, and finish with a stomp from Shit Golem

>>336045
ShitGolem, honey, show him just how shit you are by climbing up that dwarf's ass and assuming direct control.

>>336045

Shit War Golem Tieeeeem.

We gonna kick his ass till he shows some respect.

I like:

>>336051
>>336052
>>336054

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>>335911
>>335874
>>335886
>So, i'm a shitomancer, right? how about some shit golem summoning then?!

Wizard bro summons a huge golem made of... poo...

>awww shit!
>indeed!
Our protagonists doesn't know how to feel anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8 [Embed]

>>336045
ShitGolem blasts Dwarf with Giant Corn Kernals.

>>336060

Nice shit golem btw.

>>336060
Shit Golem, do what you do best.

>>336060

Shit golem!
Diarrhea attack!

I picture it like a puke-like attack, but whatever.

>>336068
>>336062

Also, these can be mixed with foul results.

>>336060
>Shit golem doesn't look like the Great Mighty Poo

>>336066
And what exactly do you mean by that?

>>336077
Shit over everyone and their hopes and dreams. Drown the entire Colosseum in shit.

>>336077

Shit?

>>336077
trying >>336054 again

>>336066
>>336079
Oh well. We are really crossing the line on this one. roll d30+5
1-critical fail
2-10-pls no shit anymore
11-20-golem tries to shit on dwarf but he counterattacks
21-28-well golem successfuly take a dump on dwarf
29-30- OH NO!!!

Rolled 24 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>336094
Yes. We are.

>>336099
>LITERAL SHITPOSTING

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>>336099
Alrighty then. You should have a nickname related to shit now.

>>336120
I am simply rolling with the bullshit. In the literal sense.

>>336099

29!! OHHH YIIIIISSS!!!!!

>>336099
>29
>dubs

How can a post be so great, and yet so shit

I'm so proud of my shit golem idea by now.

>>336121
He is the Shitomancer.

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>>336099
>>336079
Oh no! What is Shit Golem is doing!?
>Oh ow! I didn't say her to do that!
>Well great we are all going to die in the huge pile of shit. You are really pull a stinky on this one brother.
>I don't want to die like that!
>There is no hope!
*one moment later*
>Oh wow! I can't belive we are really did it! We are almost give up! Roxane was so scared she kissed Lola so passionately. And Leslie told us her sad life story. Everybody was so united that we are maged to create flying island. And this stupid dwarf now choking on shit down there. Wow! That was a life changing experience I will never forget. What do you think about that brother Devil?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

>>336310
Now that we're back on track...
Is it possible to fly out of the arena on our floating landmass?

>>336310
>Lola and Roxane
I'm okay with this

Tell the dwarf to eat shit

>>336310
Well ok then. I guess everything turned out alright. Time to skedaddle; try magic-ing a bridge to the side of the arena.

>>336310
The ShitGolem rises up from the hole and goes up Markus' A-hole to assume direct control.

>>336310

Teleport the hell out of here.

>>336310
And they all lived happily ever after.

Also.. uh.. should we unsummon the shit-golem? Or are we going to let that thing travel the world spreading shit and foul odors?

>>336317
1-9 nope
10 yes!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>336348

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>336348

>>336352
>>336351
>OFF
>BY
>ONE
>TWICE

Wait, but we're leaving, but we didn't get the magic staff Candy wanted?

Or I might have missed that.

>>336351
>>336352
Oh my god we were so close.

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By the way. C Днeм Heзaвиcимocти, тoвapищи!

That's all for me for today. I am going to sleep now. MarioGrant will finish this session. See ya tomorrow.

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>>336363

Not murrica enough.
This is murrica.

>>336363
good night you darn commie

>>336363
Night

>>336363
>>336387
God bless America.

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>>336351
>>336317
>Are we making this island float with happy thoughts? Can wefly out of here?
>that's retarded!
>No devil bro! haapy thoughts, happy...
The island starts to descend!
>AAAAaaaaah! where are going to crash in shit! do something!

>>336471
Aim for the High Hats. Smash them with the island of happy thoughts.

>>336471
Cast a bubble around everyone to protect from the shit

Then laugh as the audience and High hats get a shit tsunami on them

>>336471
Turn into western cartoon parody slutty angels and FLY AWAY!

>>336471
Gonna try again, because fuck those guys.

>>336477
what?

>>336471
ShitGolem rises up and gently catches the island.

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>>336478
>rerolling after only 1 minute
I don't think you've read the rules.

>>336480
Turn into a bunch of Panty and Stocking versions of yourself (pic related)

>>336487
>>336480
Then fly away.

A lot of this is me hoping that you've watched the best anime series of all time.

>>336487
I wanna see this too. Really enjoy the art style.

>>336491
I haven't

>>336491
>best anime series of all time
That´s like being the smartest person in special ed

>>336499
Bloody shame. Well, then you can take creative liberty with "slutty angels drawn in a western cartoon parody style".

>>336491
> the best anime series of all time.

...I have so many things to say about that, but I'm just going to say "That's pretty subjective".

>>336513
Indeed it is. I am glad to see that you understand how preferences work.

>>336477
Slutty angel roll. d30 +5. we'll roll again to see what kind of transformation.
1-critical fail
2-8 you can't cast the spell at time
9-14 the spell only affects yourself
15-19 the spell affects 2 characters
20-23the spell affects 3 characters
24-26 the spell affects 4 characters
27-28 the spell affects 5 characters
29 the spells affects 6 characters
30 success

Rolled 27 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>336518

Rolled 23 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>336518

>>336521
aw yee

>>336521
Two rolls, two successes

Looks like I'm on a roll

>>336521
1 only grow wings
2 +female
3 +slutty

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>336544
x

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>336544

>>336544
>All female angelic choir of oddities
Wew lad.

Also,
>Angelic Female Devil

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>>336552
We were so close!

>>336563
Honestly, I just want to get on with leaving.

>>336593
But, where will we go, dear friend? The High Hats will sodomize us to the ends of the Earth!

>>336600
INTO THEIR ASSES TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

>>336593
Same it's not like the princess is gonna want to have anything to do with us after this anyways that's how these quests go. This also means however, that we might get with a better side character girl in the end.

And Magic Bro pretty much saved them now that you think about it

>>336701
Well, I am kind of invested in dumping her in the shit-lake below.

>>336701

Isn't randomness of some actions and results the charm of these kind of quests?
You move on and deal with the fact you summoned a massive shit golem and drowned your enemy in warm, brown and smelly wastes.

>>336734
I wasn't complaining about randomness or anything like that? I was just pointing out how the quests usually end. This quest has been a fucking enjoyable ride from start finish. Back when I discovered Magic Duel I never thought this crossover would happen and here we are near the end.

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>>336477
>>336521
>>336548
>You couldn't just give us wings. You had to turn us into fucking girls again!
>sorry, I can't think straight in situations like these
>You can't think straight. That's all

>You can turn me female, but no fucking way you gonna turn me into a fucking angel parody! I'm a devil!

Ok, I go to bed now. See you tomorrow!

>>336753
Thanks Pasta.
I am really digging that Panty/Stocking combo. Good looks for them.

>>336753
The two protagonists commence yuri

>>336768
Kill yourself

>>336768
Stop.

>>336768
Go sit in the corner.

>>336820
Too late, yuri is happening

>>336823
Go sit in the corner.

>>336825
Why is everyone so mad about this?

>>336835
Because everytime we finally get the characters back to normal, 1 asshole has to get their fetishes satisfied.

>>336844
>we finally get the characters back to normal
They just turned into winged girls

>>336835
Because at this point, we just want to get out of the arena (although maybe not the game), and yuri's just going to continue delaying us from leaving the four insufferable wizard assholes and their royal brat.

>>336846
That at least had the benefit of getting all of us out with the wings. Yours has zero benefits beyond satisfying your own fetish.

>>336898
>>336898
I don't even have a yuri fetish

>>336900
>>336768
Don't lie to us and least of all to yourself. Now shut up and stop posting. You're ruining it for everyone with your blatant fetish shitposting.

>>336904
I'm actually telling the truth, but I'll stop posting anyway

My shit golem wasn't enough to stop this fetishfest ):

>>336936
At least shitgolem had humor and context to what was going on.

>>336947

Yeah... I'm a little bit sick of all quests turning into a fetish-oriented thing where you play as a girl in a world full of girls and story doesn't matter cause you get to be the kawaii lesbian you always wanted to be!

Fuck that... there are enough webs for erotic roleplay already.

>>336952
>all quests turning into a fetish-oriented thing where you play as a girl in a world full of girls and story doesn't matter cause you get to be the kawaii lesbian you always wanted to be!
>all quests
That seems a bit exaggerated for what? 3 quests?

>>336967
clearly we have /d/egenerate spies amongst our numbers. HUNT THEM DOWN!

>>336967
It's not just 3, it's many. It's a conspiracy that almost all anons are in on just to make you not enjoy your quality quests.

I'm part of that conspiracy. I hope it's sufficiently fucked with you; this is a multi-million dollar plan we're executing, afterall.

>>336952
There have been dozens of quests that died within the 1st thread because of the scorpiongirl futa meme.

>>336988
That was my doing.

You're welcome.

>>336967

huh? since /tg/ quests anons do that. They just LOVE to be the little girl.

>>336988

Bah! New boards always get trolled. They will stop after a while.

>>336753
I kinda feel bad for Leslie on one hand... but on the other hand she feels like part of the group now despite not wanting to be.

I'm also assuming she was meant to be a one-off villain and not be dragged along into this?

Also maybe put the character names near their dialogue because sometimes it's easy to tell who is speaking but sometimes it would just be nice.

>>336753
>>337379
This, and for the love of god, open an English dictionary for once in your life.

>>337392
They're a Spaniard and a Russian respectively. Cut them a little slack there. They've been doing this joint quest for a WHILE.

>>337439
>They've been doing this joint quest for a WHILE.
Which only further proves how fucking lazy they are with the English language.

>>337468
A while being like... 2 or 3 weeks. Not a lot of time to polish an entire second language 100%

>>337492
Are you having a stroke?

>>337507
A lot of the shit they misspell can be fixed with one single thing: Spellcheck. Boom. Blew your mind.

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>>337492
what could have possibly compelled you to type that out.

>>337492
Poo in loo

>>337520
>>337525
>>337791
what did I miss?

>>338033
Shitposting

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Today session start at 15:00. Be ready for more weird shit. Maybe even literaly.

>>336753
Yet again, the MC's are still the best girls.

>>338048
Let the shit storm begin

>>338048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMR0Aldn6WU

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We are experience some technical difficulties so we going to start a little later. Sorry.

>>338304
No problem at all.

>>338304
Waiting patiently, take your time.

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a new challenger appears!
>Hahahaha! say hello to my top student! Henny Bill! you gonna need something better than scatology to defeat him!

>>338356
Demand that he perform sakkety yax for you immediately.

>>338358
Well of course he can. You better ask yourself if you can keep up with him. Roll d30
1-critical fail
2-12-wacky running from deadly spells
13-26-wacky running from dangerous student
27-30-wacky running of top student from crazy heroes

Rolled 3 (1d30)

>>338381

Rolled 16 (1d30)

>>338381

Rolled 10 (1d30)

>>338381
you bet we'll keep up with him

>>338382

No more rolls for you, my friend. You spent all your luck yesterday.

>>338408
Fine by me, I'm burnt out from the shitfest yesterday

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>>338358
>>338382
Henny uses his magical sax to cast deadly spells to kill our heroes.
Wizard: You just have to ask him to play this stupid music!
StP MC: I didn't know he is going to kill us with it!
Henny: Ow yes, ladies! I can kill you and play sweet music at the same time! Aren't I awesome?! Ahahahahaha!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>338622

Summon the Princess and stuff her into his saxophone so he can't play with it anymore.

>>338622
Do a shockmaster through a wall and get the heck outta there!

Summon a bunch of magical corp lawsuits to demand the opponent.
Let's see how well a jester deals with that.

>>338622
Devil, counter his cheesy fun music with edgy angst music.

Start singing Sound of Silence while casting spells at him.

This is getting boring.

>>338622
Lola plugs up the instrument with a cannonball

>>338636
OH, YEAAHH! roll. +5
1-critical fail
2-15 the walls are pretty solid, you know?
16-29 the walls are sunken in shit, wizard summon a brick wall to try to go through it.
30-success

Rolled 21 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>338678

>>338681
can you go through it?!
1-critical fail
2-6Henny cast a spell before
7- Only STP Mc goes trough the wall
8- Only wizard goes through the wall
9-both can but also Henny
10-success

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>338695

>>338701
aw

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>>338681
>>338701
>>338636
StP MC:
>He's gonna catch us! Quick! do something!
Wizard:
>Don't worry we can go safely through this wall i'm gonna summon and that stupid clown will crash with it!
Henny:
>Oh yes! I fucking love to play fronton!

>>338894
Just summon a spider storm.

>>338894
also, they are out of combat for a turn

>>338894
Candice, realize we need a melee person on the team and turn STP MC into a Dex based candy swordsman. Emphasis on the man in swordsman.

>>338897
Well I guess Roxane is going to cast it. roll d20+2
1-critical fail
2-3-she can't cast it
4-8-that's doesn't go as expected
9-16-jester counter your spell
17-20-success

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>338949

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>338949

>>338957
Oh no

>>339000
I'm hoping it is instead something like she throws up a swarm of spiders or something instead.

>>339013
With this quest she'll be a spider futa or something

>>339034
I suppose that's more likely

Can we do something good and change everyone back to normal? This is stupid.

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>>338897
>>338957
Roxane:
>Hey, prick! How about fight someone of your size! Spider storm!
Devil:
>I don't think it's a good idea, sis. Oh well it's too late.
Spider spell transform Roxane into some kind of Spider Woman.
Roxane:
>Am I some kind of superhero now? I really don't expect that.
Henny:
>The itsy-bitsy spider. Climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain. And washed the spider out! Ehehehehe!!!
Devil:
>Well I guess we are going to get sued. What the hell. EXCELSIOR!

>>339165
Fuck it. Let's all become superheroes then.

MAGICVENGERS, ASSEMBLE.

>>339165

Where's the wizard?

It's only fair now if he loses his sight and can still see...

>>339165
I did not see this twist coming.

>>339165
Cry how you couldn't save gwen

>>339165
Beat him at a joke-off

>>339165
SPT MC uses candy bracelet

>>339165
1-cowgirl district him
2-roxy bound him
3- devil kick him in the shitarena

>>339165
Fail wizard summons friendly octopus. Tell him that we're now friends with our sister, but that the high hats don't properly understand how friendship works and their champions need to be educated thoroughly.

NON-VIOLENT ALLY GAINED!

I am sure he will do something useful.

>>339201
Wait, wasn't it a squid?

>>339203
I am pretty sure it was an octopus. If not, then it doesn't matter. It was the best character and I want to see them come back.

>>339211
I'm sure if either of us cared all that much we'd just check the archive. Having a friendly octopus would certainly not be a bad thing.

>>339197
first for Leslie
1-Critical fail
2-8 Leslie can't draw Henny attention
9-14 Leslie distracts Henny in a dangeroues way.
15-18 Henny cast a spell at Leslie but he is deistracted doing so
19-20-success

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>339250

>>339256
well. Roxxane will try to bound him anyway. +2
1-critical fail
2-5 Roxanne bounds an ally
6-17 Henny evades and counterattacks
18-23 Henny evades
24-29 Roxanne bounds his plane
30-Success

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d30 + 2)

>>339270

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d30 + 2)

>>339270
Whoops, messed up the dice (luckily too).

Let's try that again (please be better this time).

>>339273
>>339274
What is this horror?

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>>339273
>>339274
Looks like the gods of dice have pre-determined plan for us.

Welcome to the "just fuck my shit up" dice corner.

>>339278
it's destiny

Choose your poison
1-Henny catch Roxy in a jar!
2-Henny bounds Roxy in wrapping paper
3-Henny cuts Roxy's web
4-Giant rolled newspaper

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>339307

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>>339308
>>339273
>>339256
>>339197
Leslie is having a hard time trying to stabilize her body and can't draw Henny attention. He is fully aware of Roxanne approaching to him and lock her up in a giant jar.

>>339408
Wizard:
Summon a very bad joke.
It gets worser and worser with fail rolls.
This means the harder we fail, the more he likes it!

>>339408
Lola tell him a really sad story to destroy his fightspirit
and can someone pls pull Wizbro and MC out of the wall

>>339408
Use the spell of giggles to make him laugh until he is knocked unconscious from lack of breath.

btw is candygolem on our or she on Candys side?

>>339415
reroll i guess?

>>339408
Summon the friendship squid/octopus. Have it help you out, as a friend. Not only can it be a wonderful ally, but it likely has the perfect grip strength to open that jar.

It'll serve as the mentor to these wizards about pacifism and friendship.

>>339448
Candy is also on our side, so it doesn't matter

>>339408
Hey, DevilBro. You know what one of the most terrifying things about modern air travel for clown-Americans today? The risk of being hijacked by fundamentalist mime terrorists. Summon some up.

>>339408
Lola tell him a really sad story to destroy his fightingspirit
and can someone pls pull Wizbro and MC out of the wall

>>339480
>>339429

again?

>>339408
>>339459
>>339201
Reroll.

>>339479
Trying again.

>>339479
Patient reroll.

>>339513

First: Keep your fetishes out of here.

Second, someone already got the right number:

>>339496

>>339496
This is the closer we have to a get, so...
1 critical fail
2-8 Henny counterattacks
9-14 Devil bro can't summon mimes
15-20 Devil bro turns into a mime
21-26 Devil bro turns the Mc into mimes
27-29 devil bro summons the mimes
30-Success

>>339524
Yeah, but I boned up the retry thing by about 31 seconds. So it's a no go.

Rolled 3 (1d30)

>>339529

Rolled 8 (1d30)

>>339529
I know >>339538's is the result, but I'm rolling out of disappointment of him.

>>339547
Well, serves me right, I guess.

>>339538
>>339547

welp. At some point, our luck had to turn to shit,

>>339538
Oh fuck
1-Gevil bro goes to shit
2-Henny turns Devil bro into a jack in a box
3-Henny summons a giant syphon
4-henny summons a boxing glove

>>339571
I say we cast a spell to turn his ass inside out. Can we turn Henny's ass inside out please? This fucking prankster is getting too big for his britches.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>339574
...welp.

>>339582

and the shit reigns again!!!

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>>339582

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>>339582

Rolled 1 (1d30)

Hey guys. Check this out.

Gotta love our luck today.

>>339608
life is hard and then you die

>>339608
ok, we gonna need a break after next pic...

>>339574

Nobody cleaned the pool of shit from before, right? so he might, literally, go to shit.

>>339608
One of those days I guess.

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>>339538
>>339582
>>339496
>>339479
>Hey Retard! how about some multicultural enrichment? Let's see if you can deal with these fundamentalist mime ter...
>You are too boring, go to read the newspaper!

That's all for today, tomorrow we'll try to start a bit earlier to compensate. Goodnight shit swimmers

>>339678
Sleep well.

>>339678
Niggity night

>>339678
Did she died

>>339678

Clearly, we need to give her new angel wings in the next turn

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Today's session starts at 14:00 UTC

now with more quality kisses!

>>340844
>now neither of us will be virgins

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>>339678
>AAAAAAAH!!! why don't you flush the toilet already?!!!