>>333104
>Appoint her into the Imperial Research Director.

>>333104
>>Appoint her into the Imperial Research Director.

>>333104
>>Appoint her into the Imperial Research Director.
SCIENCE!

"Alright, probably against my better judgement, your in charge of research." You take a deep breath, ready for the inevitable sarcasm coming your way, and for the inevitable voices telling you to give her a tumble.

"Truly? Verily well, I could get used to research... Even if it's for someone else." She drinks the rest of her wine and gets up.

Lorriana has become your Research Director
Bonuses: Aged Scientist (+2 on all Research Rolls, and in addition, one free tech.)

Actions.

>Whelp, ask if she'd be willing to preform "science" with you and Elizabeth. Hell, maybe Amaya can join. (Charisma)
>Ask if she'd be willing to help you and Elizabeth out with science! (Charisma)
>No, ignore the voices in your head, Your pope after all. You have standards. As in, your supposed to not have sex, right?

And no, I am still not writing smut. Someone else can.

>>333123
>No, ignore the voices in your head, Your pope after all. You have standards. As in, your supposed to not have sex, right?
Since he has voices in his head I'm going to assume that ren hears all our suggestions basically making him an insane fascist dragon emperor.

>>333123
>Whelp, ask if she'd be willing to preform "science" with you and Elizabeth. Hell, maybe Amaya can join. (Charisma)

>>333123
>>Ask if she'd be willing to help you and Elizabeth out with science! (Charisma)

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>333123
Lewdest choice.
maybe she can improve the pregnancy trials further?
>foursome

>>333123
>>Ask if she'd be willing to help you and Elizabeth out with science! (Charisma)

>>333135
...Who the hell are you going to get in a foursome? Anitta?

>>333123
>Ask if she'd be willing to help you and Elizabeth out with science! (Charisma)

Looks like you, elizabeth, and Loriana wins.

Roll me a 1d20+7 (+2 from Pheremones.)
Also, I'll grant you a +1 modifier for good pick up lines, or keeping in Turkish tradition, really angry pickup lines.
Then again, you guys are probably going to roll a one since it's tradition.

Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>333161

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>333161
I got no pickup lines worth a damn.

>>333171
Doesn't look like you need them.

>>333171
But apparently I got a 20, go me. Offering a half-baked line for inspiration.

"Don't tell me you aren't curious what it would be like. Two dragons together..."

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>>333171
When the fuck have we ever gotten a twenty on tumbling except with Elizabeth?

Writing.

>>333171
20+7=27

Critical Success!

The voices in your head compell you to try and give her a good tumble. You shrug mentally and decide why the fuck not. So you give her the classic pickup line. As in, you just grab her and holster her over your shoulder. She laughs, and is quite entertained by this.

"What are you doing, Ren?"

"Showing you how to do SCIENCE!"

Roll me a fucking 1d20+15 for how manly you are. Also...

Reveal Eye?

>Yes.
>No.

Rolled 18 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>333180
>Yes

>>333180
>No.
Using the eye is pretty wasteful out of combat or intimidate situations.

Waiting ten more minutes.

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>333180
>No

>>333180
No

No more rolls please.

>>333182
18+15=33

Overwhelming Success!

You did well, sufficiently said, and it all fades to black.

Now, for Industry.

Treasury: $5 Million.

>Encourage Industry.
>Construct new Industry.
>Repair current Industry. (Cost: $5 Million)

>>333206
>>Repair current Industry. (Cost: $5 Million)

>>333206
>Construct new Industry.

>>333206
>Repair current Industry. (Cost: $5 Million)

You repair all damaged and destroyed industry.
It is now the beginning of Fall.

You have heard reports that Oslo has... Well, the local Yuan-Ti populace has surpassed that of human population. You could intercede, or simply let it be.

>Order Yuan-Ti in Oslo to resettlement programs in other sections of the Empire.
>Order a purge of the Yuan-Ti in Oslo.
>Leave the Yuan-Ti alone, they aren't causing any problems after all.
>Write-In

>>333221
>Leave the Yuan-Ti alone, they aren't causing any problems after all.

>>333221
>>Leave the Yuan-Ti alone, they aren't causing any problems after all.

>>333221
>>Order Yuan-Ti in Oslo to resettlement programs in other sections of the Empire.
It's not so much that we don't want them in Oslo, it's more that we want them everywhere else as well.

>>333227
Perhaps instead of resettlement programs you could offer loans to different species to move into areas where there are less of them (by ratio). That'd lead to a more even distribution...

Ending voting in twelve minutes.

>>333230
I'm liking this idea, seconding.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Leave them alone.
2=Loan Relocation.

Loan Relocation.

Now, of course, since your treasury is at 0, you can't really do this actions from your treasury... You do however, have a few other actions.

>See if you can't get banks to hop onto this idea.
>...See if you can't get Viktor to help fund this.
>Order emergency taxes. (-Popularity, and Loyalty.)
>Forced Resettlements. (-Yuan-Ti Loyalty.)
>Write-In

>>333266
>Write-In
This is more so a joke suggestion than anything but why don't we get a job? I mean, we are pretty much a one-dragon mining, logging or smelting operation.

Failing that, why don't we try getting some more funds for our treasury the traditional way; lets go pillage a neighbouring countries villages and shit!

>>333266
>See if you can't get banks to hop onto this idea.

>>333266
>>See if you can't get banks to hop onto this idea.

>>333274
...I'm going to answer this, even if it's a joke answer.

First off, I don't think anons really want to fry burgers or something, or act as a mobile freezer, although I would be willing to write that. However for the second thing, pretty much all the countries next to you are either allied or neutral, or you have a non-aggression pact with. Unless you want to loot your own countryside.

You decide to appeal to the banks.

You call up the bank, and hear a familar voice on the other line.

"Ah, it's my favorite goyim! What can God's chosen people do for you today?"

"I need you to give out loans to the Yuan-Ti in Oslo so they'll spread out."

"...Goyim, I'm not made of shekels, you know."

Actions.

>You better be, or I'll come down there and get the money myself. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Fine. I'll be willing to compensate when the treasury refills, alright? (Diplomacy, HARD)
>...What do you want in exchange? (Charisma)
>Yeah. I'll find someone else.
>Write-In

>>333291
>You better be, or I'll come down there and get the money myself. (Intimidate, HARD)
Threaten him with the gas chambers that we dont have nor can afford to make.

>>333291
>>...What do you want in exchange? (Charisma)
We got a lot of money from him already.

>>333291
>>...What do you want in exchange? (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+5 for this.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>333310

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>333310

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>>333320
>>333320
...Use barbaric to avoid getting Jewed?

>>333328
Yes

>>333328
>Yes

>>333328
No

>>333333
>First post in thread
>Hex-get

>>333333
Holy shit, check 'em

>>333333
Check 'em.

Waiting three more minutes.

Alright, looks like YES wins.

Roll me a 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>333361

>>333363
I have no words.

>>333363
We once again have counter jewed the jew.

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>>333363
...This anon is the luckiest man alive.

You anons have Jewed the Jews again, right as they were about to Jew you.

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>>333363
>Post yfw the Jew fears the Dragon-Pope

>>333371
>Joined this thread to find the X6 poster
>Stayed for the story
I love this board.
Also, think you could help us in the Magic Duel Save the Princess super crossover thread tomorrow? Finale is fast approaching and we need to succeed so we can fail.

>>333381
I have never followed either of those quests, even before the crossover. Furthermore, I won't even be online tomorrow. Sorry anon

>>333363
>>333363
20
Critical Success on a Barbaric Roll!

Khorne Wills It!

"Sorry greatest ally, but we're climbing to our noses in debt! We can't hand any more mone-"

"Did I say it was a request?"

"...No."

"That's right. I didn't. Do you understand?"

"Bu-But, my sheke-"

You crush the tiny phone in your claws. It seems you'll have to do this the hard way.

You fly down to the Goldmeister Bank, and civilians scatter. The bank's owner is outside, and you pick him up.

"Where is my money?"

"T-The... The... The elves don't want me to give you any, goyim! I'm sorry!"

"Elves?"

You put the Jew down, and look inside. You note that there's about twelve knife ears.

You solve this by breathing ice inside the building, freezing the Elven Jews, and then you tear off the front of the building to get at them. You note that they taste quite good, like a frozen Popsicle. after eating them.

You lower your head to the bank's Owner.

"I am sorry about the mess, but when are you getting me my fucking money?"

He rushes inside, along with his employees. They come out with cartloads of Swedish Marks.

"Thank you, greatest ally."

Now, that you have effectively bankrupted the bank, what will you do to the bank owner?

>Whelp, he did help you out twice. Grant him position as the Economic Advisor.
>...Eat him. You don't like people who make deals with elves.
>Leave him and his destroyed bank behind.
>Write-In

>>333391
>Whelp, he did help you out twice. Grant him position as the Economic Advisor
Utilize the resources provided to you

>>333390
That's alright. It's about saving a Princess in one and a magical duel to the death in the other. Look them up, they're pretty great.
Now to play catch up on all the shit ITT I missed.

>>333391
>Whelp, he did help you out twice. Grant him position as the Economic Advisor.
What better way to save money than putting a jew on the job?

>>333391
>Leave him and his destroyed bank behind.

>>333391
>>Whelp, he did help you out twice. Grant him position as the Economic Advisor.

>>333412
Asign him a bodyguard/handyman or two, so that if anyone unsavory(elf) comes, he could have the handymen/bodyguards throw them out.

No jewing our jew.

>>333391
>>Whelp, he did help you out twice. Grant him position as the Economic Advisor.
We need to fill our cabinet.

"I suppose I will take pity upon you. Report to my palace at once."

"...Is this another shoah?"

"...Maybe. Depends on how well you serve me."

You fly off and return to your palace, and begin organizing the loaning to the Yuan-Ti.

Now that's done, it's time for the Nation.

National Actions. (3)

There are reports that the Queen of England's condition is becoming worse.

Choose three.

>Research Something.
>Papal Actions
>Assign new Cabinet members.
>Construct Something.
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Use your Mutagen...
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to Maria about her boyfriend.
>Talk to Charlemagne
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Inquisitor Amaya.
>Read Something
>Go to the University.
>Talk to Lorriana.
>Oversee your new children.
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in

>>333427
>Construct Something.
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture

>Talk to Inquisitor Amaya.

>>333427
>Research Something
>Spread Religion
>Encourage Industry

>Read something

>>333427
>Research Something.
>Encourage Industry
>Assign new Cabinet members.
>Oversee your new children.

>>333427
>>Research Something.
>>Papal Actions
>>Construct Something.

>>Oversee your new children.

>>333427
>>Research Something.
>Diplomacy
>Use your Mutagen...
>Oversee your new children.

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Looks like Spread religion, Research, Encourage Industry wins, along with Oversee Children.

Pic related is maps of religion. Big changes around Germany since 1951.

>>333460
Spread Draconic-Catholicism to Constantinople

>>333460
>Draconic Catholicism to Russia

>>333460
Spread Draconic-Catholicism to Russia.

>>333475
Seconding

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And this is a map of the world.

Where will you spread you religion to, but first select.

>Draconic
>Draconic-Catholic.
>Catholicism.

Also, there is a major sect division in Draconic-Catholicism now...

Select which one you would rather support.

>Diviners, this sect believes you are the Son of God.
>Fanatic Diviners: This sect believes you are God himself.
>Apologist, this sect believes you are simply just a saint.
>Idolists, this sect believes becoming a draconic creature is the height of piety.

Then, finally choose where you want to spread your faith.

>>333483
>Draconic-Catholic.
>Diviners, this sect believes you are the Son of God.

>>333483
>Draconic-Catholic.
>Idolists, this sect believes becoming a draconic creature is the height of piety.

>>333483
>>Draconic-Catholic.
>Fanatic Diviners: This sect believes you are God himself.

>>333490
Changing my vote to fanatic diviners
Also spead it to russia

>>333483
>>Draconic-Catholic.
>Idolists, this sect believes becoming a draconic creature is the height of piety.
>Constantinople.

>>333483
>Russia

>>333483
>>Draconic-Catholic.
>Diviners, this sect believes you are the Son of God.
>Russia
Baby steps.

>>333483
Russia

>>333333
>>333363
What the fuck.

Waiting five more minutes.

>>333516
All right, fuck it. Changing to fanatic diviners.

Whelp, fanatic diviners wins. Roll me a 1d20+6 (+2 from Amaya.)

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>333543

Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>333543

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>333543

>>333550
Nice

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>>333550
>>333550
19+6=25

Overwhelming Success!

Amaya has gone to Moscow to preach your name, and you have sided with the Fanatical Diviners. You wonder why you haven't had people worship you in the first place, but oh well.

You hear from Elizabeth that the second American Debate is starting soon... What do?

>Watch it with your kids.
>Watch it with Charlemagne.
>Watch it alone.
>Watch it alone and bring snacks.
>No, the last debate was awfully boring. For some reason.
>Write-In

>>333589
>Watch it with all your friends and bring loads of snacks.

>>333589
>>Watch it with your kids.

>>333589
>>Watch it with your kids.

>>333589
>Watch it with your kids.

And maybe Elizabeth as well

>>333611
Obviously Elizabeth will join us, she's the one who told us it's starting.

Rolled 10, 18, 5 = 33 (3d20)

You get your kids around, call Charlemagne, who's arm is still mending from his fight with the damned Turk, and you sit down to watch the Debate. You also call for the two wards, that greek kid and Reuviere.

If you want, you can warn your kids that it might be graphic for younger audiences.

>Nah. Let them see their older brother.
>Sure. You are responsible dragon-dad.

Ignore my rolling.

>>333633
>Nah. Let them see their older brother.

>>333633
>Nah. Let them see their older brother.

>>333633
>>Nah. Let them see their older brother.

>>333633
>Nah. Let them see their older brother.

Have the white death and Finnish snipers on standby ready to take out the tv if it gets violent

Rolled 9, 14, 16 = 39 (3d20)

>>333633
Viktor and Sparkman are on the center stage, both seems rather cool-headed this time, and the first question is asked.

"What do you intend to do as your first presidental action?"

Viktor interrupts Sparkman, and begin speaking.

"Well, I would make sure that the United States is secure from all foreign threats, even that of my father... In fact, especially that of my father. Who knows what he could attempt on the United States? We must prepare in case he turns his armies here."

Sparkman counters him.

"...Aren't you his son? Wouldn't you have loyalty to your own father?"

"I moved to the United States of my free will. I consider myself a citizen of these fifty united States, and my father's son second. Who are you to question my patriotism?"

The crowd agrees with Viktor, and the second debate question is opened up.

Rolling.

Rolled 4, 9, 16 = 29 (3d20)

>>333652
...I accidentally put red text, sorry anons.

The second question is asked.

"Viktor, there are rumors you attempted to assassinate Sparkman... Is this true?"

"Do you think me so stupid to say yes on television? No. Of course not, it's clearly someone trying to get my inevitable election controversial as possible."

Sparkman proceeds to follow up.

"I did save his life, so I doubt that he would try to take mine."

The crowd generally agrees.

Rolling.

Rolled 8, 3, 14 = 25 (3d20)

>>333663
"Now, for both of you... Who do you consider to be your greatest role model?"

"What sort of question is that?" Viktor snarls.

"...Well, my favorite role model would be Superman." Sparkman answers. The crowd cheers at the mention of that.

Viktor however, seems angry.

"Fu- I mean, Superman is nothing more then a paper-cut out, hell, liberal propaganda at it's finest! My role model, is of course, President Andrew Jackson, a-"

A crowd member yells out "Racist!" and Sparkman quickly interrupts.

"You take that back, Superman is a national ico-"

"Captain America is better, faggot!" one of the crowd yells.

"I agree with his statement." Viktor nods.

It seems the crowd is heavily divided on this...

However, what do you consider to be in the right?

>Captain America is indeed, better.
>Superman is for men!

Rolling.

>>333697
>>Captain America is indeed, better.
What kind of a dummy actually LIKES Superman?

>>333697
>>Superman is for men!
He's hard to do right, but he's good.

>>333697
I'd rather put Reginaldo Giuliani who was an Italian military chaplain. He isn't an illegal alien with questionable motives and he didn't use performance enhancing drugs.

>>333729
>>333697
Yes

Rolled 14, 6, 13 = 33 (3d20)

>>333697
>>333697
Viktor seems a little angry, but otherwise calm.

The next question is asked.

"What is your stance towards the Swedish Empire's fast growth in Europe?"

Viktor answers first, naturally.
"I think we should condemn their genocide of the Turks in Constantinople, and demand a trade embargo with them. If they cannot be reasoned with, we should mobilize NATO."

Sparkman counters.
"So hostile towards your father, eh? I suppose you are nothing more then a backstabber. I would extend a helping hand to him, as he is a rising power, after all."

Viktor gets angry and you can see smoke come from his mouth.

"I told you, I am a-"

"Your a fascist, that's true."

"Well, we can agree to disagree then, Sparkman. I am not a fascist."

"Well, I couldn't tell from your talk show."

The crowd is somewhat divided, but is leaning towards Sparkman. Viktor looks somewhat angry, but is trying to keep cool.

Rolling.

Rolled 5, 16, 17 = 38 (3d20)

>>333743
The next question is asked.

"Do either of you have a romantic interest?"

Viktor is suspicious.
"Who needs to know that? Also, that's a pretty bad question for a debate."

Sparkman agrees.

"Yeah, who needs to know that?"

The questioner answers back.

"The American People."

Both of them go silent, and the crowd mumurs to itself.

Rolling for next question.

The next question is asked.

"For our second to last question... What is your position on the Chineese Revolution?"

Viktor answers.

"Well, that's easy. We should extend a helping hand to those touched by the revolution."

Sparkman nods along with that.
It seems both of them are... Kind of getting along stage, to a degree.

Rolling this time in private.

>>333767
The final question is asked.

"What is your stance on the American Communist Party?"

Viktor sighs and answers.

"They're communists, and should be sent to prison, of course, unless they want to change their mind."

Sparkman... Answers badly.

"...Well, I think they should be listened to, I mean, maybe their right about some th-"

Instantly the crowd starts throwing things at Sparkman, calling him a communist. Viktor looks enraged. (Most likely on purpose.)

"You see people! I told you for months... The opposition are nothing more then communist sympathizers!"

The crowd cheers, and it some people get out of their seats. It seems Viktor might of inspired them to assault Sparkman.

Rolling in private.

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>>333789
Post your face when the crowd's anger is a natural twenty.
But Sparkman's defense is a natural twenty.

What should happen, anons? I'm confused to be honest.

>>333802
Nothing

>>333802
Sparkman gets attacked but defends against them all with politician-like reflexes.

>>333802
He intimidates them to back down, appealing to public decency. Like that scene in to kill a mockingbird.

>>333802
The crowd turns out to be composed entirely of elves and get ready to attack but are then thwarted by the sparkman beatdown.

>>333789
Twenty vs Twenty.

Who will win?

The crowd is angry as fuck, first off a communist is in the damn room, and Viktor's anger only fuels them.

Sparkman however, yells something.

"However! What would our founding fathers think of us prosecuting others for their beliefs!"

The crowd goes silent... And slightly disappointed in themselves. Viktor's anger grows a little more, being thwarted yet again by the Dastardly Sparkman.

Rolling in private to see what happens.

The crowd begins to go back to their seats, but Viktor is fucking enraged. He yells out to the crowd.

"The founding fathers would want us to fight for freedom! Not to be slaves to communism! Fight damn you! Fight for the Fathers! FIGHT!

The crowd cheers, but Sparkman readies himself. A chair is thrown at him, but he rolls away directly into a man trying to kick him. Sparkman evades to the side and kicks the man straight in the leg, knocking him over. Another man comes at him with his fist, but Sparkman catches it, and twists it, breaking the mans hand. The crowd slowly surrounds Sparkman, while the questioners begin to leave.

Rolling yet again.

>>333848
How will Sparkman get out of this one?

Viktor begins to take off his coat to join the crowd, and Sparkman's defense. One man, armed with a trophy hits Sparkman straight in the jaw, knocking him into a woman, who hits Sparkman straight in the head with her fist. Sparkman is knocked on the ground, blood dripping from his mouth...

Eisenhower "The Eliminator" is watching the exits to make sure no elven assassins come out of the woodworks.

...Rolling to see if the Sparkinator can get out of this.

Place your bets on who'll win this battle?

>Viktor and the Crowd.
>Sparkinator.
>The Elves.

>>333867
>Sparkinator.
Nothing against Victor, but Sparkman seems pull through when it counts.

>>333867
I can tell you who'll lose, the Elves if they turn up!

>>333867
>>Sparkinator.
Sorry, Viktor. You have kinda thrown us under the bus.

The crowd begins kicking at Sparkman, but parts way for Viktor who... Helps him up?

"Come on man. Communism isn't the way. What would the founding fathers think?"

Sparkman, heavily injuried from the crowd's assault, pauses for a moment.

"...The founding fathers would do anything to fight against fascism... Or communism."

Sparkman proceeds to punch Viktor in the gut, and the crowd cheers, and turns on Viktor.

It seems the tables have turned... Keep placing those bets.

Rolled 12, 1 = 13 (2d20)

Viktor is knocked to the ground, and he roars in anger. The crowd quickly backs away, and Viktor stands up.

"Such a low blow from a man like yourself! Any coward can do that and call themselves a man... But... I'm the bigger man. I'll offer you a chance to walk out of this one, Sparkman."

"Hell no. We will end this here, and now."

"...Very well. Prepare yourself."

The Final Battle has begun between Sparkman and Viktor.

Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)

>>333943

Sparkman readies himself for battle, and Viktor charges. Sparkman readies himself to block... And a sickening crack is heard, Viktor's punched the man straight in the head, twisting it to the left and sending Sparkman flying at least fifteen feet, and off the stage.

Viktor laughs.

"Is that all you can do? What happened to the Sparkman I fought last time?"

You see Sparkman slowly rise up, but Viktor jumps off the stage, crashing into ground with a mighty thud.

Rolling.

Rolled 19, 19 = 38 (2d20)

>>333954
Sparkman has shifted into... A half-Dragon form, ripping off his shirt in the process and stands up, and grabs Viktor by the head. Viktor roars, and prepares to charge, but Sparkman redirects his charge straight into the wall, causing him to be dazed.

Sparkman proceeds to walk closer to Viktor.

So anons, if Viktor gets elected, what will you look forward to most?

>>333972
I'd honestly prefer Sparkman. He seems like a fucking rad dude.

Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d20)

>>333998
to be honest anon, Sparkman pretty much has won judging from the states. Though if Viktor wins this, it'll be pretty much a tie.

Viktor and Sparkman wrestle it out in the center of the stage, neither of them seem to be winning ground. Viktor however, has the strength to beat the deadlock, and grabs Sparkman and lifts him over his head.

Rolling.

>>334017
I'm getting the vibe that you made sparkman trump if he was a liberal.

We should have never given Sparkman the mutagen. He is clearly an abuser when it comes to it. Should've left him to die.

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>>334017
Viktor brings Sparkman down to the ground, and crushes him. Sparkman seems to have lost consciousness, and Viktor stands up, brushes his shirt off, and gets his coat. He turns to his microphone.

"And that, is how we deal with communists in the United States of America."

He however, goes over to help Sparkman up again. You doubt it's because Viktor likes him.

The debate is over, and it seems Viktor has won it, making this election very close.

If any American fags can tell me who's in the lead judging from this map, tell me.

Now research time.


Choose two, and get one free tech from your new advisor.

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda (+2 from Victor)
>Special Forces
>Counterespionage
>Navy
>Education
>Religion.
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Political Theories.
>Write-In

>>334050
Honestly, I kind of started him out as a Bernie Sanders clone. Then it just became the Wall Man's personality.

>>334056
>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)Use the free tech for this
>Industrial Equipment
>Medicine

>>334056
By the way, for anyone wondering why it turned Red so fast, it's because Anti-Communism was a huge thing at the time, so Sparkman kind of fucked up on that question.
Or so I gather from Wikipedia.

>>334056
>>Education
>>Medicine
>>Political Theories.

>>334056
>Races
>Education
>Political theories

Looks like Medicine, Political Theories, Education.

Writing.

Back.

>Limited Vaccination: Attempt to invent vaccinations in Sweden.
>Draconic Medicine: Attempt to create a "wonder" drug using mutagen.
>Doctor Schools: Attempt to modernize Swedish Healthcare, instead of relying on old-fashioned physicians.

>>334134
>Draconic Medicine: Attempt to create a "wonder" drug using mutagen.

>>334134
>>Draconic Medicine: Attempt to create a "wonder" drug using mutagen.

>>334134
>>Draconic Medicine: Attempt to create a "wonder" drug using mutagen.
also victor is probably winning because he has like all the southern states and a lot of northern ones

Draconic Medicine wins... Now what will this drug be?

>It will (slowly) mutate the taker into a plain dragonblood, and grant limited resistance to diseases and injury.
>It will (slowly) mutate the taker into a plainhalf-dragon, and grant resistance to diseases and injury.
>It will mutate the taker's immune system to be more effective, though it will grant very little resistance in the end.

>>334158
>It will (slowly) mutate the taker into a plainhalf-dragon, and grant resistance to diseases and injury.

>>334158
>>It will (slowly) mutate the taker into a plain dragonblood, and grant limited resistance to diseases and injury.

>>334158
>>It will (slowly) mutate the taker into a plainhalf-dragon, and grant resistance to diseases and injury.

Half dragon wins, and now for Education.

>Patriotic Education: Teach the children of the Fatherland about their noble history and background. This will make Patriotism and Nationalism further increase.
>Mixed Education: Teach children of all races together, rather then apart. This could go well or bad, depending on what happens.
>Army Training: Teach children the basics of warfare, whether they like it or not.

>>334193
>Mixed Education: Teach children of all races together, rather then apart. This could go well or bad, depending on what happens.
Except the elves, everyone is better than the elves.

>>334193
>Mixed Education: Teach children of all races together, rather then apart. This could go well or bad, depending on what happens

Except for the elves.

Whelp, roll me a 2d20+4 for your actions.

Rolled 16, 15 + 4 = 35 (2d20 + 4)

>>334211

Rolled 12, 3 + 4 = 19 (2d20 + 4)

>>334211

>>334214
16+4=20
15+4=19

Your education systems is a great success, and other races besides human will adopt better to your culture.

Your medicine is great, and slow-acting, with no draw backs... If you want, you can dispense it out to the human populace.

>Yes, dispense this out to the general populace.
>No, hold back on it.
>Put a warning on it, that'll turn you into a half-dragon.
>Write-In

>>334234
>Yes, dispense this out to the general populace.
>Put a warning on it, that'll turn you into a half-dragon.

>>334234
>>No, hold back on it.
Goddamn it, let's not mutate everybody.

>>334240
It'll only mutate humans, keep in mind.

>>334240
I agree... it should be a last line of defense and a go to for military treatment

Waiting fifteen minutes.

>>334234
>Yes, dispense this out to the general populace.

Particularly in Sweden, Denmark and the Swedish parts of Finland.

So since more anons want to mutate, I'll narrow it down.

>Disperse it ONLY to the military.
>Disperse it to the populace near Stockholm.
>Disperse it empire-wide.

Also...
Disperse with warning labels?
>Yes.
>No.
>Vague, warning labels.

>>334297
>Disperse it to the populace near Stockholm.
>Vague, warning labels.

>>334297
>Disperse it empire-wide.
>Yes.

>>334297
>>Disperse it ONLY to the military.
>Yes.

Waiting five more minutes.

>>334301
Switching to empire wide

>>334297
>Disperse it ONLY to the military.
>Yes

Empire wide then, along with warning labels.

Going to roll for how effective this is.

Now, anons... For Political Theory.

>Collectivist Thought: You can further centralize the nation.
>National Delegation: You can delegate further.
>Statehood: You can delegate territories to states, which manage themselves.

>>334341
>Collectivist Thought: You can further centralize the nation.

>>334341
>National Delegation: You can delegate further.

Waiting four more minutes.

>>334341
>>Statehood: You can delegate territories to states, which manage themselves.
Makes conquering easier.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Collect
2=National
3=Statehood.

So far, the medicine program has been a great success. Most of the middle-class has become Half-Dragons.

Now, with research done, you turn your glance to your children.
What do with them?

>Observe them, and figure out their personalities from a distance.
>...Fuck it, see if you can take them somewhere... Like that monument you built in the city center.
>Take them to a movie theater, you never did see what a movie is.
>Write-In

>>334388
>Take them to a movie theater, you never did see what a movie is.

>>334388
>>Take them to a movie theater, you never did see what a movie is.
We gotta find our parents soon. We've got enough time for it, it seems.

>>334388
>Observe them, and figure out their personalities from a distance.

You decide to take your kids to a "movie theater". After clearing stuff up with the clerk, (mostly you trying to stop him from reciting the national anthem in front of you... In Draconic. Quite entertaining for a teenager.)

You go inside, and notice that Basil, is rather well... He doesn't like it. He's either bored, or indifferent.

"What's wrong, Basil?"

"We're wasting time, father We could be doing something productive, like help someone rather then waste time at a movie theater."

Actions.

>All work and no play makes one a dull boy. (Basil will not get a personality trait.)
>Good on you for your diligence, Basil.
(Basil gets Industrious.)
>
>Write-In

>>334416
>Good on you for your diligence, Basil

Waiting four more minutes.

>>334416
Good on you

"Good on you, Basil."

He nods.

Your small posse enters the movie theater, and gets front row seats after some college students willingly gave it up for you. It seems propaganda DOES work after all.
You sit down.
Who will you watch over?

>Victoria.
>Basil.
>Joan.
>Sven

>>334468
>Victoria.

Victoria and Basil are Elizabeth's kids and Sven and Joan the Danish princesses right?

>>334479
Yep.

You decide to watch Victoria this time. She, throughout the movie, seems to share something with Julius. As in, a rather proud look on her face, and a dignified tone. She also seems to enjoy using "big words".

>Encourge her. (Victoria gets the personality trait Cultured.
>Tell her to knock it off. (Victoria doesn't get the personality trait.
>Use swear words around her, maybe she'll use the way YOU talk. (Victoria gets Sailor Tongue.)
>Write-In

>>334497
>Encourge her. (Victoria gets the personality trait Cultured.

>>334497
>Encourge her. (Victoria gets the personality trait Cultured.

You encourge her, and she has recieved the Culture Trait to boot. Whatever that means.

Towards the end of the movie, you notice Sven is complaining how the man isn't fighting or whatever. It seems he has gained the Battle-Loving trait, like Viktor.

>Yeah... No. (Sven will not get the Battle-Loving personality trait.)
>Ignore it. (Sven will get the Battle-Loving trait.)
>...Perhaps you can show him a few tricks? Of course, this might damage the movie theater.(Sven will get the Berserker Trait and Mutation.)

>>334526
>>Ignore it. (Sven will get the Battle-Loving trait.)

>>334526
>...Perhaps you can show him a few tricks? Of course, this might damage the movie theater.(Sven will get the Berserker Trait and Mutation.)

Waiting ten more minutes.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Tie.

1=Ignore it.
2=Encourage it.

Well... Uh. Roll me a 1d20+15 for... Fuck it, this roll is pretty much a formality. Roll me a 1d20+15 for how much damage you deal to the movie theater.

Press F to pay respects.

Rolled 14 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>334577
F

One more laddies.

>>334591
14+15=29

Overwhelming Success!

"Kid, if you love battle so much... Why don't I show you some tricks?"

Sven looks up at you, confused.

You unleash a roar, which sends most of the audiance running, and you turn back to Sven.

"Now kid, let's hear you roar."

He roars. There is, for some reason. No noise.

"Try again."

He tries, and yet no loud roar or anything like that... Come to think of it, you've never actually heard him talk.

"Come on kid, give me something."

He takes a chair and rips it off it's stand.

"There you go, like a true warrior. Now, see how far you can toss it."

He whirls and and tosses it four feet. You facepalm.

"It doesn't work like that Sven, unless you want to fall over... Let Dad show you how it's done."

You easily rip of a chair, and throw it through the roof. It dissapears into the heavens.

"...That'll ruin someone's day. Now you try, Sven."

He rips off another chair, but misses the roof and sends it hurling through the door, and you hear screams.

"...Better. Now, don't forget to froth at the mouth."

He looks at you confused, yet again.
"How does one do that?"

Holy shit, he actually spoke for once.

"Easy. Just think of something that gets you angry."

He nods. Then starts frothing at the mouth like a true barbarian. He rips off a chair and goes running towards the concession stand. That will show those overcharging pricks.

Basil look at you and says "...Why are you teaching Sven to be a warrior, but not me?"

Learned a new personality trait: Silent.

Actions.

>...Why not both? (Basil will also become a Barbarian, and a beserker.)
>...No. The voices in my head command it.
>Write-In

>>334624
Oh shit, I don't know if we should have two barbarian sons. They might try to kill each other or some shit. I'd say hold off for now. Basil could end up being more useful.
>...No. The voices in my head command it.

>>334624
>>...Why not both? (Basil will also become a Barbarian, and a beserker.)

Waiting fifteen more minutes.

>>334624
>...No. The voices in my head command it.
Maybe say some shit like "You can be a true soldier instead" and give HIM battle loving

>>334659
This

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Why not both?
2=Nope.

"No, but you can fight like a soldier instead."

"...That isn't what I asked for. What I asked for, specifically, was to be trained as a barbarian. Not as a soldier."

It seems your son is awfully alert about social encounters.

New Personality Trait discovered: Aware.

"...Well. I suppose when we get home I'll teach you something, alright?"

"...Very well."

You head back home with your family, and it is now time for INDUSTRY!

Actions.

>Set up new national industries!
>Encourage foreign industry!
>Encourage local capitalists!
>Write-In

>>334735
>Encourage foreign industry!

Waiting five more minutes.

>>334735
Foreign.

>>334735
>>Set up new national industries!
if we make business we wont get fucked by foreign ones when we inevitably invade them

>>334757
Changing to national.

National Industry offers.

Choose one.

>A Yuan-Ti wants to drill for Oil in Norway, and is offering you quite a bit of money. (+1 Million. Get $5,000 per turn.)
>A Lycanthrope wants to set up a lumber mill in Finland. (+$45,000, get $10,000 per turn.)
>A (now) Half-Dragon wants to merchandise you as children toys, so long as you construct the factory. (-$60,00-, get $15,000 per turn.)
>A Human wants to construct a firearms factory in Stockholm. (+15,000, get +$2,000 per turn.)
>A Dwarf wants to build a mine in Moscow. (+5,000, get +15,000 per turn.)

>>334773
>A Dwarf wants to build a mine in Moscow. (+5,000, get +15,000 per turn.)
Dwarves Industry is best industry

You send a letter of notice to the Dwarf, authorizing his business.

The month is over. I'll see you guys tomorrow anons.

So, quick question guys, since I cannot sleep, and I like seeing (You)

If we were using the D&D Alignment Chart, where would you put Renexizious, and where you would put his kids.

>>334872
hmm
Renexizious would be Chaotic Neutral maybe bordering evil...
Viktor .. Lawful Neutral?

>>334872
Renexizious is neutral evil, no doubt about it.

I`m on mobile, so yeah.

After the voices in your head say your evil (or leaning towards it at the very least), you decide to implement that whole statehood thing... Or do you?

A more centralized nation will turn this quest towards focusing more on the nation, rather then Renexizious`s personal life. A more delegated nation will focus more on Renexizious`s daily life.

Choices.
>Remain Centralized... The nation comes first.
>Grant statehood and get more free time... You haven't really spoken to your kids besides the movie theater.
>Centralize more... You are the state, and vassals are redundant anyways.

>>335881
>>Remain Centralized... The nation comes first.

>>335881
>Grant statehood and get more free time... You haven't really spoken to your kids besides the movie theater.

>>335881
>Centralize more... You are the state, and vassals are redundant anyways.

>>335887
This

>>335881
>>Grant statehood and get more free time... You haven't really spoken to your kids besides the movie theater.

>>335881
>Grant statehood and get more free time... You haven't really spoken to your kids besides the movie theater.

You have decentralized, and you have started cutting up parts of the Empire into states. Now of course... Who will govern them?

States to give out.
Lativan Estonia
Italy
France
Iceland

Appoint who?

>Appoint one of your kids to rule a State.
>Appoint a friend to rule a state.
>Appoint Reviere to rule France
>Appoint a general to rule a state.
>Write In

>>335919
>Appoint one of your kids to rule a State.

>>335921
Just saying, choose a kid and choose a state.

>>335919
>>Appoint Reviere to rule France

>>335919
>>Appoint Reviere to rule France
>>335919

>>335919
>Appoint Reviere to rule France
>Have revanaris rule Italy
>Have Charlemagne rule iceland
>Have Julius rule Latvian Estonia

>>335919
reviere to france
charlegmane to italy cause hes the heir and should hold down the center of the catholic world
revenaris to iceland
and julius to

>>335919
>Appoint Reviere to rule France
>Have Charlemagne rule Italy
>Have Revanaris rule Iceland
>Have Julius rule Latvian Estonia

>>335947
>>335953
Seconding this lineup.

Looks like
the appointments are a success!

You send letters of office to your kids, and you feel... Relief. God, well... Actually YOU are God, aren`t you? Maybe you can do something rather then work all the time.

It is currently morning.

>Try to track your parents.
>Talk to one of your kids before they go.
>You heard that Revenaris is bethroded to that Austrian princess... Maybe you can vist?
>You haven't raided a place for a while... You do need some more slavrs after all.
>See if Elizabeth wants to do anything special.
>Hang out with Hans.
>Write In

>>335976
>>Try to track your parents.
Slave raiding later.

>>335976
>Try to track your parents.

>>335976
>>Try to track your parents.

You decide to find your parents. You give Elizabeth a quick kiss on her snout, and fly off.

Where will you go?

>Head to your first lair.
>Head to the human village you lived in for a while.
>Search in the skies!

Also, what form will you be in?

>>336004
>Head to your first lair.
Half-dragon

>>336004
>Head to your first lair.
>Dragon, but in your original dragon size not your 30 story tall form.

>>335976
>Hang out with Hasse before tracking the folks.
gotta get a sense of how our land is laying.

>>336008
Seconding.

>>336008
This.

We are kinda too visible otherwise

Waiting ten more minutes

Nevermind, roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>336042

>>336044
Success!

You soar over the skies, and find your old lair, not too far from it, in fact, straight down from the entrance seems to be a small longhouse, with smoke coming from a chimney. Inside your lair however, is flashing lights... Purple, green, and blue.

Where do you investigate first?

>The cabin.
>The lair.

>>336065
>The lair.

Our home is a rave? eh I can live with that.

>>336065
>>The lair.

>>336065
>The lair.

You swoop down outside your old lair... And see a portal. Huh. O. Thw otherside, you see a small human village, in what seems to be Medieval times.
The portal grows as you approach it... Do you go inside it?

>Yes.
>Yes... But change form.
>No.

>>336104
>No.

>>336104
>No

>>336104
>Yes... But change form

>>336104
>>Yes... But change form.

>>336104
>>Yes... But change form.

>>336104
>>No.

You decide against going in, and investigate for further. You find signs of life, a blanket and what seems to be... Plate Armour?

Actions

>Investigate the cabin.
>Investigate outside for whoever the intruder was.
>Enter the portal.

>>336151
>>Investigate the cabin.