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Finally in Carie's Lair, guardian of the staff.

Turn for MD team.

>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.

Previous threads:
Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+quest

Save Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princess

Crossover threads (MDQvsSTP)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
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>>313277
This image, make it happen.
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>>313277
>Attack on Carie
Neat, so Mage Bros, Roxxie, and the cow.
Wiz Bro and Demon Bab Cast "Beam of Spiders" into his mouth while Roxxie takes a well-needed break with Cowgirl.
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>>313277
MD protagonist: Cast "Hat trick" to make your hat dance. While he's distracted, cast "Detect Magical Items" to find where has has the staff stored in his room.
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>>313287
Alright we are going somewhere roll d30+5
1-titans break the wall
2-6-caries punch
7-10-this is not working
11-15-you distract him but can't find the staff
16-20-you found where is staff but you don,t distract him
21-30-success
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>313299
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>>313304
That works
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>>313277
The girls changes Caries homepage to tumblr.
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>>313287
>>313304
You cast a spell to create magic dog that can detect magic items.
>Oh, hello there. Who is the goood boy? Yes you are. Go find a magic staff little buddy.
>Woof!
>Yeah! Little bloodhound will help us. Nice idea, bro.
Dog is flying fast behind Caries
>HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE!
Then little dog is stop near big pedestal and point at a top of it.
>Bark! Bark!
>DIE! LITTLE PEST! YOU THINK YOU CAN SNEAK BEHIND ME AND I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!
>Noooo! Little buddy!
>He was so young.
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>>313362
Use a lighting spell to destroy his computer
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>>313362
SURPRISE! The clap turned him into MAGIC DOGMEAT, the companion that can be injured but never die.

Summon Todd Howard to lie about how giving us the staff will benefit him and how amazing the world will be without his staff.
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>>313362
Beat Caries down with some wizardu shouken.
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>>313362
Summon an illusion of Thick Witch to distract Caries while you get the staff.
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>>313362
I forgot to write that is turn for "save the princess" team now
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>>313362
Considering we're back on the side of STP, the lewdpocalypse arrives and Caries gets exceptionally confused.
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>>313380
What are the incubus' powers, besides seduction?
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>>313403
she has a magic beam which is not very effective even in small enemies. She can morph her clothes at will or make them disappear. She also can change her body type to match the victim preferences. Just typical succubus/incubus stuff.
Also, THE FUCKING MAGIC CANDY BRACELET.
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>>313420
>a magic beam

Do you mean like a laser or the beam in his pants?
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>>313430
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/243462/images/1465949193258.gif
the boring option

>>313387
also, this is too ambiguous
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>>313437
Can we make his other beam magical?
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>>313437
>>313362
The STP girls go close enough to him to see his junk, then laugh at how "adorably tiny" it is compared to his fat body.

They start giving it nicknames to emphasize how small and "cute" it is.
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>>313437
Illusion one of his waifus into exsitance to distract him.
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>>313437
>>313362
climb the giant and feed him one of your FUCKING MAGIC CANDY BRACELET
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>>313387
let's try this then
what are you gonna do?
>easy) change clothes
>normal) try seduction
>Hard) modify body type
>try other lewd trick
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>>313466
Change clothes, to clouds of smoke to entice Caries.
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>>313473
first for clothes.
1 critical fail
2-6 you change your clothes to a hiyab
7-12 you change your clothes to a bikini
13-22 you change your clothes to clouds of smoke
23-30 you change your clothes to clouds of mist

also Caries thinks... roll a d6
1- MC a shit!
2-3- MC is meh tier
4- MC is cute, CUTE!
5- MC is for love
6- MC is for LEWDS!
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Rolled 9 (1d30)

>>313490
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>313490
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>>313490
>9/5
I am happy with this.
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>>313490
>>313492
>>313493
gey nerd action incoming
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>>313492
>>313493
>>313387
You modify your clothes and try to distract Caries.
> WAIFU ADQUIRED! I want to marry the succubus!!!
Caries now will concentrate in MC and prioritice him as main target if nothing more important happen. It was this a good idea?
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>>313613
Wizarding Troupe, go for the staff while he is distracted!
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>>313613
>succubus(male)
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>>313618
Its time to move boys roll d30+7
1-everybody is dead
2-8-nope. Caries notice your movement
9-14-oh no he sees you but somebody have chance to run unnoticed
15-19-two of you get a chance to escape unnoticed
20-30-success
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d30 + 7)

>>313649
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Rolled 28 (1d30)

>>313649
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>>313654
welp roll for who escape d4
1-Leslie
2-Roxane
3-Lil Devil
4-Wizard Bro
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>313658
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>>313654
>>313657
Every time
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Roooooooooooxaaaaaaaaane
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>313700
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>313658
Lets give it a shot!
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>>313618
>>313654
>>313660
The Wizard's gang deside to sneak up to the pedestal and grab the staff. But Caries notis them and try to stomp them.
>YOU DIRTY THIEVES! I DON'T LET YOU TO GET EVEN CLOSE TO THE STAFF!
>Goddamit!
Leslie was lucky and he didn't notice her. She run to the bottom of pedestal.
>And how the hell I suppose to get up there?!
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>>313906
Run you idiot
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>>313906
STP MC

Rip off your bottom and grow a huge, throbbing cock.

"That's right. I'm a real life futa."

That should get his attention.
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>>313906
Meanwhile, the Wiz Kid begins screaming like a headless kamikaze and starts throwing heavy magic and hatred at the Fatso which results in new tapeworm waifu bursting from him due to low health, making all the ladies swoon and impressing lil' demon bro.
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>>313906
Wizard and demon, Cast a spell of cleansing upon the smelly nerd.
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>>313906
Clearly you use milk propulsion
For STP, get into a heated match of Smash Brothers with Caries.
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>>313956
We STP gang now ya goof

>>313906
have everyone make a big show of Flaunting MC's booty. A true waifufag could never ignore it
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>>313921
Kek, op do this but show succubus ass and cari screaming no dick pics pls
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>>313984
>no dick pics
lol fag
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>>313977
Your waifu wants you attetion roll
1- critical fail
2-6 He is not looking rigth now
7-15 Oh no your ass has make Caries get out of control!
16-25 He is enticed now
26-30 success
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Rolled 25 (1d30)

>>314021
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Rolled 15 (1d30)

>>314021
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>>314028
noice
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>>314028
Almost
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>>314053
Doesn't Lola get that roll a +1 from the poll?
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>>314153
Good point, although made too late I fear
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>>314153
you are trying to make that "everybody is involved" to get the bonus. But is the MC's butt, not Lola's
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>>314210
MeK Brown made the get, not me. Just pointing out a potential +1.
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>>313977
>>314028
Just look at dat ass. Caries is enticed, he can't look away.
>why is she so perfect?
If nothing wrong happens Caries is going to be distracted for a while.
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>>314382
Grab the staff already
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>>314382
Leslie's milk production finally kicks in and she launches upwards to the peak of the pedestal.
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>>314382
Quick Leslie! Use that trampoline that's next to the spire!

boingboingboing
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>>314406
>>314408
Geez. Sure this is better then suggest something that CAN ACTUALY WORK
roll d20
1-critical fail
2-4-that's doesn't work at all
5-9-milk is coming but not enough
10-15-the stream of milk ends on a half way
16-20-success
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>314467
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>314467
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>314467
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>>314406
>the staff is Caries dick
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>>314538
>The staff is our dick
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>>314562
>the dick is our staff
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>>314408
>>314471
>Well great. My breasts is lactating. That's sure what I need right now.
>Hey, choco-tits! Maybe you should give a drink from your boobs to that greasy fuck and he give us the staff?
>Shouldn't you stay with other guys right now.
>Like hell I would stay with them. They didn't let me create a hydrogen bomb and shove it up this fat pig's ass. I better try to grab this staff and end this stupid clown fiesta already.

Mmmmm... chocolate milk... http://imgur.com/9cHvhik
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>>314798
I KNOW! Why not use that giant trampoline right over there to jump to the top? It's certainly not an attempt to see your tits bounce about like two glorious basketballs under a satin bedsheet!
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>>314798
Wizard finds the staff and uses it to first make the cow girl's clit grow as large as her tits and lactate strawberry milk from the tip.
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>>314798
MC maintain distraction. Maybe try to rotate your butt as a form of like hypnotism or something? Either way keep holding his attention for the time being
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>>314798
Whoever we're controlling this time should just punch Caries in the prick.
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>>314798
DevilBro waves a red flag in front of her to get her to charge up the mountain. Jiggling ensues.
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>>314836
rotating butt? wut? how does that work?
1-critical fail
2-8 Caries loses his composure
9-25 he keeps staring
26-30 success
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Rolled 2 (1d30)

>>314852
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Rolled 11 (1d30)

>>314852
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Rolled 14 (1d30)

>>314852
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>>314853
: ^ )
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>>314853
Could be worse
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>>314853
Chances are, this means we will end up with a lusty giant after poor Succubus (Male).
That or a sniveling little baby who just wants to be loved.

Also, next get, we should just have the Wizard Duel Trio use a high-level summoning spell and summon Caries' mom.
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>>314853
Well, at least it wasn't my fault.
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>>314853
>>314836
You continue moving your butt in order to keep Caries distracted. But it looks like you have pushed the wrong button and Caries self-control just blow up.
>I can't take it anymore!!!!!
He grabs you and start bring you closer to his meaty lips. He is sweating a lot... more than normal I mean
>KISSU, KISSU, KISSU...
He repeat like a mantra. You are in serious danger now...
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>>315064
SCREAM ABOUT RAPE
NO MEANS NO
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>>315064
Do this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4o3a1fPEzg
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>>315064
Suddenly, Leslie and Devil Bro make it up to the top via plot convenience!
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>>315064
Shimmy and shake your way out of his slippery, sweaty grasp! I believe in you, MC!
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>>315064
Wizard Trio, summon his mom.
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>>315096
I must admit, this idea is appealing.
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>>315096
>summon another monster
great idea!
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>>315064
Punch his fedora to establish dominance.
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>>315096
Ok, I gotta go with this.
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>>315096
Sheesh. You really think this is a good idea?
roll d16+7
1-emmm... bad thing
2-8-it doesn't work
9-10-this is not going to end well
11-16-oh momma!
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d16 + 7)

>>315119
Here goes
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d16 + 7)

>>315119
Hopin-
>>315124
Oh. Under the wire.
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>>315124
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>>315124
Oh boy.
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>>315124
I'm ready.
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>>315124
One of the male characters gets with Caries' mom in a magic marriage spell, and depowers him, by turning him into our wife's son.
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>>315096
>>315124
>Big Bro, are you sure this is good idea?
>Of course, sis. I have done it thousand times.
>Do you summom mother of giant monster before?
>No. I use a cellphone before. Okay now just push this botton and... Wow!
>What is going on, Big Bro?!
>I guess it's working! Hold on, sis!

Well that's it for today. See ya tomorrow. We are going to meet The Mother. :^)
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>>315268
Marry his mom.
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>>315268
See you next time, weirdos.
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>>315268
Here's hoping she makes a killer meatloaf, 'cause I am STARVING.
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>>315268
I hope she deducts his Good Boy Points. No tendies for Carie today.
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Be ready at 15:30 UTC. We are going to meet the Big Momma :^)
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>>316563
Is this thicc enough for you faggots!
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>>316563
I am shigging this diggy.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>316563
We need to go THICKER.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>316623
kek
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>316627
>>316623
Plebs
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Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 = 41 (25d2)

>>316635
Checking luck
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>>316649
16-9 for good luck, nice.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

^
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>>316742
Well fuck.
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>>316563
>Gotta go to college right at 15:30
Fug. Oh well, I'll enjoy the sight later.
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>>316563
15:50 utc, I wonder what Is delay.
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>>316907
The THICC overwhelmed him.
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>>316907
It just means we're gonna get a super good starting post anon.
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Mother of Caries appears. Wow! She is kinda smaller then him.
>Weedledee, what is going on here?! Why all this little kids in here terrified by you?! Why you holding this poor girl in your hand?!
>MOM?! I-I-I C-CAN EXPLAIN!
>I don't need you pity excuses! Just look at yourself! You completely can't take care of yourself! yourself! Just look at your room! It's so dirty and full of trash! I really dissapointed in you, Weedledee!
>MOOOOM! DON'T CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF THIS GUYS!
>Hahahahaha! Weedledee! Ahaahah! Get a load of this guy!
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>>316917

>"Oh no! She's cute!"
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>>316925
That's a cute mom. Let's see if we can claim that Weedledee stole our staff from us and have her return it to us and then get the hell outta there.
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>>316925
>waifu status: muh
praise the t h i c c
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>>316925
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
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>>316925
In embarrassment Caries flees the room, possibly screaming for people to not look at him.

His mom is distraught by all that's going on and laments where did she ever go wrong, by which point is our chance to console her and tell her it's not her fault.

During this time someone can steal the staff mayhaps.
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>>316925
Miss, we just wanted to help our friend. *sniffle*
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>>316929
>>316925
just gonna re-roll cuz I think my idea might work.
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>>316925
Wizard Bro:
"Ma'am. I must say that you are EXTREMELY HOT. May I ask if you are currently single?"
Say this while blushing profusely. Maybe she's a cougar.
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>>316977
Sorry dude but it's team "save the princess" turn
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>>316982
Fuck. Why didn't you say that in the post?

>>316925
Voting for the girls in STP group to do this: >>316959
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>>316959
>>316925
Reroll.
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>>316987
Because we swap every post broham.
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>>316987
>>316959
roll a d30 +1
1 critical fail
2-6 Carie's Mom seems confused
7-12 Carie's Mom wants some explanation
13-18 Carie's Mom is very dissapointed
19-25 Caries is scolded by his mother
26-29 Carie's Mom is very angry
30 success
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Rolled 28 + 1 (1d30 + 1)

>>317009
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>>317011
nice roll anon
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>>317011
I-is it good roll time already?
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Rolled 23 (1d30)

>>317031
no
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>>317108
It's good roll time muthafuckas.

Also, this has been an insanely long crossover, wow. The stories have become insanely intertwined.
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Rolled 7 (1d30)

>>317115
nope
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>>317115
you're right, let the good times roll
FOREVER
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>>317130
>Jinxing it
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>>317130
Yes. As you can see from your roll low to meet your perceived point.
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Rolled 5 (1d30)

>>317130
Don't ruin it
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>>317142
Calm down and sit still, we shall roll well when it matters, it is fortold.
>>316649
>>316657
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>>317011
>>316959
>>316987
>M...miss, we just wanted to help our friend.
Carie's mother look at her son
>I'ts that true?
>But mom, I'm the guardian of the staff! I'ts my job!
>And being the "guardian of the staff" means make little girls cry?! Go to mow the lawn!
>But Moooooom, we live in a wasteland!
>No "but", sir! you are so grounded!
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>>317307
"Thank you, Miss, uh, Miss Carie's mom! Can we stay over for dinner afterwards?"
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>>317307
steal the staff while both of them are looking away
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>>317307
give momma a thank you hug`
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>>317307
"Thank you ma'am, Caries has been cooped up in here so long, he forgot what having a life is. We're kind of short so could you grab the staff for us, please?" -Wiz Bro
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>>317307
Ask her if it's uncomfortable having her lower eyes covered by her shirt all the time
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>>317326
Are you retarded?
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>>317353
I'm tired of all the hugging and politeness :^)
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>>317326
Yeah, no.
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>>317326
>I got it, boss!
>Hey! This was meant to me not to you!
>Shush, girl! Hold your tits while daddy do the job! Roll d6 boys!
1-It's too easy. I want some challange.
2-So awesome way to steal can't be unnoticed.
3-It's not steling. It's takimg what belongs to us.
4-6-Wow! So amazing! I am always winning!
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>317372
woo!
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>317372
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>>317374
God damnit
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>317372
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>>317367
>>317382
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>>317390
We're gonna die quickly.
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>>317394
And by we, I mean devil asshole
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>>317398
If my theories up to this point are correct, if Devil dies, Wizard Bro dies too.
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>>317398
the devil is OP though, he even scared the wizard council away from their crystal ball
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>>317403
Oh yeah, we haven't rolled for effects from them in forever. Guess they fucked off for good
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>>317407
A group of cockroach mages have probably taken up residence to play Perverts and Princesses beneath the glow of the crystal ball.
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>>317326
>>317374
>What's the best way to piss off the guy who hates you? To have sex with his mother of course.
>Wait! Where are you going?! Aren't you sopposed to help me grab the staff?!
>Wait a lttle more, cowbell. The night is young and this old wolf is hungry for some tasty meat.
>What?! What are you talking about?!
Devil creates rock hand that gives him a ride a top to the Momma's face.
>Well hello there, beautiful. What such a lovely goddess doing in this forgotten place?
>Oh! You flattering me, young sir.
>Just call me Devil. Little Devil. And I assure you only little thing in me it's my height.
>Hihihi. You such a smooth talker Mr. Devil. You make me blush like a schoolgirl.
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>>317563
Ask her if she would like to have another, more successful son
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>>317563
Save the Princess protagonist goes for the staff while Mom and Devil are distracted
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>>317563
oh jesus what have I done
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>>317563
Mama, why not ask this handsome young devil if he'd like to have dinner with you tonight. After all, ever since your ex-husband skipped out on you for that bleached bimbo secretary, you've been so lonely...
>>
?
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>>317578
1-critical fail
2-Mom sees you doing suspicious things
3-4 What are you doing? can I help you young lady?
5-12 you pass without being noticed
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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>317608
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>>317591
Remember that scene in Ocean's 13, where Matt Damon wears a fake nose and uses pheromones to seduce the bad guy's secretary?

YEP.
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>>317608
But Mario
>>317576
Is a get.
.
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>>317616
>son
It obviously not being refered to my party
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>>317624
Which is your party, PP or PSOE?
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>>317724
Podemos, because the fails
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>>317744
>Podemos

Nice
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>>317777
YOU STOLE MY GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>317792
Psssh... nothing personell... kid

In all seriousness, I didn't even know you were trying for that get
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>>317612
>>317578
You sneak behind Mom putting your hands like a hamster because everybody knows you are even more sneaky if you do that.
>Yo there! Are you gonna try to climb that pedestal too? Can I go home now?
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>>317832
Do something to advance the plot! Quickly!
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>>317832
Wizard Bro and Roxxie break little devil's stone hand.
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>>317832
Leslie, help MC over the next ledge
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>>317832
THICK MILF IS NEW WAIFU!
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>>317832
Leslie, you and MC drink your milk. Like, A LOT of your milk. Enough to have both of you perform a boob job on the spire. With that much boobage, blowing the top off will be easy.
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>>317832
MC ride Roxxie like a crazy bucking and jumping bull(female) up each ledge to the top.

For added surprise/anger to get her moving the most, will probably have to jump on her back in surprise so she doesn't expect it.
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>>317855
Ok, i laughed at that
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>>317836
>DO YOU FEEL LUCKY... PUNK?! WELL... DO YA?!
roll d666
1-665-get the fuck way from me!
666-yeah sure. you never going to succeed in this
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Rolled 269 (1d666)

>>317867
Goodbye devil.
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Rolled 464 (1d666)

>>317867
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>>317867
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Rolled 338 (1d666)

>>317878
Motherfucker.
>>317867

>>317873
>>317874
Oh.
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Rolled 149, 447, 256, 78, 213, 431, 25, 17, 360, 29, 538, 217, 639, 43, 122, 239, 7, 391, 143, 177, 314, 110, 184, 375, 192 = 5696 (25d666)

>>317867
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>>317873
>As I think. Try something else to entertain yourself. Like suggesting some fetish thing as usual. You can mess with other guys but not with me.
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Rolled 317 (1d666)

>>317867
Well, there is a chance
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>>317899
That's not very impressive coming from a guy who looks like fucking mickey mouse.
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>>317899

Wizardbro: Become the older sister that Roxy always deserved.
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>>317899
Welp I guess you can try again to suggest something to "Magic Duel" team.
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>>317916
Oh dear.
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>>317899
Incubus protag gets Candy Corn golem & cowgirl to throw her up to the top of the pedestal
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>>317916
Lil devil was being sarcastic when he said suggest something fetish related as usual anon.
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>>317916
Oh well more transformation I guess roll d16+5
1-I dont know, man
2-6-welp you going to be yourself for now
7-11-cute older sister
12-16-sexy older sister
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>317938
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>317938
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>317938
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RIP plot advance
You won't be missed
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>>317946
;_;7
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>>317946
I miss it.

If we don't advance the plot, we'll never see Candy Witch again
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>>317946
We had a plot?
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>>317961
Her Daki is right there. Why don't you have the next Get (back on STP) side be Succubus (male) go bring the pillow to life with sex magic?
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>>317971
Why settle for a substitute when we can have the real deal?
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>>317974
>Summon Witch through lewd magic
I don't think it can be done.
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>>317979
>not getting the staff and returning to her
be realistic
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CARIE'S MOM
TH-THE BOOTY
I-I NEED IT
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Hey, I just realized... If WizBro turns into a girl... Does DevilBro turn into one too?
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>>318025
Since they are parts of the same person, one would assume so, yeah.
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>>318025
I don't think so, maybe if they were still attached.
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>>318032
sooo... waifuception?
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>>318032
Huh...

Well, serves him right for yelling at us.
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But.. But, who will fug the waifus and protect their smiles? The closest thing to a male would be Incubus.
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>>318060
Maybe they'll be a girl with a girly penis?
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>>318065
>girly penis

No such thing anon
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>>318065
Needless to say, this is my favorite quest on the board.
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>>318065
As a frequent visitor to /d/, I would claim that would be a futanari, sir.
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>>318078
We may share fetish, but your taste in quests is a shit.
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>>317916
>>317940
You decide to make your sister happy and transform yourself into cute girl.
>Look, Roxy! I am a girl now. I can finally understend all your feelings and problems. And we totaly can watch girly cartoons all day and go shopping together.
>Wow! Big Bro... I mean Big Sis. You look so cute. I like it.
Meanwhile on the rock hand.
>Hey! What the fuck! I maybe will look like a girl but my dick is going to stay where he belongs! Goddamit! Somebody is soooo dead!
Suddenly Mom grabs Lil Devil.
>Oh my! You become so cute Mr. Devil. Like a little doll. I so want to tickle you. Tehe!
>Thanks... I guess...
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>>318237
Succubus grows wings and flies on top of the pedestal thing to grab the staff
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>>318237
>That buldge on little devil
Oh dear. I wonder.
Anyway,
>>318246
That's more or less my intention, beautiful.
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>>318246
this. with all the seducing he(?)'s been doing an upgrade to the succubus powers n indeed well deserved in my books
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>>318237
Incubus becomes THE MAN now.

Also, he got up the spire. Due to MANLY.
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>>318246
I guess succubi deserve wings.
1 Critical fail
2-3 you grow nothing
4-5 you gonna need some extra power to do that
6-7 your new wings are not that useful
8-10 success
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>318277
nat 1
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>318277
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>>318237
Hey. Lil' Devil. Just from me to you. When a woman says you're cute, that means "I think you look attractive enough to spend time with you so you can pay for my drinks, but not enough to take you home and fuck your brains out". You want "Hot" or "Sexy". Not "Cute".
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>>318278
>>318286
classic
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>>318278
>>318286
i-im going to stop rolling now...
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>>318293
It could've been great
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>>318310
well i could always be a scumbag and delete my roll...
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>>318324
Do it
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>>318246
Ok, nothing happens, another suggestion?
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>>318335
cast a demon-portal-thing to get to the top
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>>318335
Use leslie's stonking huge tits as a trampoline to propel yourself to the top ala sunflower chick from Conker's BFD
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>>318335
Attack the cow girl and tell her that you hate her for not loving you like she did Lola.

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
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>>318346
But why
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>>318335
Just climb the fucking thing.
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>>318346
But what if she does love us

Polygyny is a thing ya know
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>>318335
Maybe we should just, you know, cast a summoning spell on the staff or something?

Or we could cast butt expansion on Carie's Mom. That works too.
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>>318364
Polygamy is what you're thinking of.
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>>318366
You know what. Sure.
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>>318346
back and forth roll.
1 critical fail
2-3 congratulations, you have drawn Mom's attention
4-5 Leslie has enough of this shit and leaves
6-7 Leslie slaps you and yo back to your senses
8-9 Leslie is very confused
10-12 success.
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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>318382
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>>318382
>>318387
I'm not sure what just happened.
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>We just made a cowgirl fall in love with us by yelling at her
Slow clap.
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I don't even.
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>>318387
...Kudos to you, sir.
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>>318373
No, we'd have two lovers then, who also love each other
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>>318387
I can´t believe it
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>>318411
but lola and leslie do love each other!
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>>318411
perfect for threesomes then!
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>>318426
Sorry, I meant we have two lovers now
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>>318427
Foursomes, remember candy witch
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>>318432
Fivesomes actually. Golem is included as well after all. Six if VP princess participates.

Candy is still true waifu though.
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>>318432
>Not believing in superior CandyWitchxCandyPrincess power couple

C'mon, now.
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>>318387
What the absolute fuck is going on?
I must be as confused as Leslie...
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>>318436

I'm sure that golem friendzoned the MC. Unless she did that only because she's into lesbians, there will be no dating that golem
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>>318452
Maybe before she turned into a succubus.
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>>318452
Candy golem is cute in a quiet way though! Also, one of the thiccest.
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>>318461
Golem is pure and not for lewd
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>>318535
Can Golem be for pure love?
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>>318387
>>318346
>Why I can't grow wings? Why do you hate me?! why is everything so complicated!!!
But suddenly, something happens. You realise you can steal physical sex attributes. That makes sense, taking into account you are a succubus.
>Y... you all are insane...
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>>318556
Do you mind if we stay over for dinner tonight, Miss (INSERT MILF NAME HERE)?
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>>318556
Fly away now, fly away now, fly away!

And by this, I mean Wizard Bro with wizard sis. And by fly away, I mean the Japanese euphemism for "orgasm".

In essence, sister wizard molests brother wizard and forces him (now her) to cum.
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>>318556

Wizard sisters: Use your combined sisterly power to use flying magic and get the staff, just in case succubus fails in her quest due those random events that always happens to them
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>>318556
Caries's mom turns out to have a futa fetish and invites lil' devil to her place
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>>318556
THE GIANT POLICE SHOW UP, BECAUSE OF THE GIANT CP ON CARRI'S COMPUTER
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>>318556
Something, something, MILF invites DevilSis and co to dinner at her house...
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>>318556
Wizard bro, fly spell.
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>>318556
Did cow girl lose her belly from like 2 images ago?
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>>318567
Okay flying time! roll d20+7
1-critical win
2-8-nope nothing happened
9-13-Roxy can fly
14-17-Wizard can fly
18-20-success
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>318613
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>318613
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>318613
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>>318620
My Neger. Thanks for that.
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>>318621
1 second and you would have failed
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>>318567
>>318620
Wizard Sis uses her magic to recreate a scene from very famous cartoon.
>I will show you the... staff. It's righ on top of this pedestal.
>Wow! Sis, that so awesome to fly with you. But why we have to change our clothes?
>Shush, Roxane. We are almost here.
When our sisters arrived on the top they were suprised.
>Oh my! Thait's can't be...
>Are you kidding me! Really?!
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>>318784
DevilSis gets a bit of lovin' from Milf.

(i swear to god i'll get an action here someday goddamnit)
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>>318784
Incubus grabs the staff, which turns him back to normal but fuses to his dick
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>>318798
1-critical fail
2-12 fly to the staff already!!!
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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>318806
NAT 1
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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>318806
1plz
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>>318798
>>318809
Succubus doesn't have any problem with the flying lessons as she has practice of her previous pixie form.
>Sorry Leslie but you have to wait here.
>Oh no! How unlucky!
But when she finally arrives at top...
>Ah, crap! What's now?!

What new bullshit the QM's have pulled out of their asses now? we'll see it tomorrow.
Goodnight
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>>318942
Cheers love, see you two tomorrow.
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>>318942
What fresh new hell could this be?
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It's a dragon dildo, isn't it?
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>>319239
It obviously is.

We should show it to his mom for shits and giggles.

"Look what's in your son's room. Did you know that these are VERY EXPENSIVE?"
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>>319239
It's clearly going to be the Tyrannosaurus Sex.
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>>318942
i guess the staff require 15 Strength but our whole party just skills on luck and charm
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We almost here. I can feel the staff in our hands already. The last struggle will be at 14:30 UTC
And here some staff you can take a look at [/spoilr] It's a penis http://imgur.com/lES2Ryi
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>>320247
why
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>>320260
why not?
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>>320247
OK then
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>>320247
>We almost here. I can feel the staff in our hands already.

I guess this means my hopes to play as Miss MILF are dashed. Damn.

Someday, someday, I will be the MILF...
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>>320247
Well at least lil devil might actually have a shot with Momma now.
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The wizard sisters and succubus have finally reached the top.
>What? there is more than one staff?!
The girls can see a big group pf staffs in front of them: They can count 20 staffs in total. What does this means? Which staff they must choose?
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>>320422
It's wizard team's turn. Choose wisely
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>>320424
C for Candy?
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>>320424
Use Wizardbro's dick as a divining rod to choose.
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>>320424
I mean just, take em all?

Candy'll sort em out.
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>>320427
You chose... poorly.
For that Wizard is cursed being a frog and you can't control him anymore until right staff is chosen.
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>>320448
T for Thic
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>>320448
Talk about railroading.
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>>320448
True lust's first kiss! Get Roxy to kiss him to turn him back!

jk, he's now a frog with tits
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>>320448
MC's devotion to Candy and lust for her fuels him, allowing him to sense which rods are stronger to narrow down the pickings a bit.
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>>320448
DevilSis turns into Michigan J.Devilfrog with tits and a cock
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>>320448
Easy!
Use conjuration to summon 19 mindless lesser elementals, and command them to each grab a staff except for C

Unless this is incubus turn, in which case try to summon lesser bat-imps to do the same
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>>320448
scan for affinities
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>>320448
Can we possibly contact Candy somehow? Maybe she can help us a bit.
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>>320465
Nope. You are on your own
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>>320461
Reroll
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>>320474
It was previously stated that incubus can't summon a shit. When he tried to summon the crows.
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>>320478
I thought it meant he couldn't summon crows, since bats are more his style
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>>320448
Have MC try hotdogging the rods, maybe one of them will stand out and he can pick that one?

>inb4 he picks D
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>>320448
Throw some rocks at them
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>>320478
Have incubus grab staff S
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>>320488
meh.
1 critical fail
2 no rocks here
3 you miss the throw
4-10 you succesfully throw rocks and nothing happens

Ithink you gonna need more help.
Are Lola and the others (except Lil devil) coming at the top of the pedestal?
1-Nope
2-just Lola
3- and Leslie
4-and Bumble Joe
5-Ok all are coming.
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>320503
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>320503
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>>320506
>>320507
HOW
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>>320511
meme magic is real anon
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Can we just get rid of the roll system? It's tedious and adds nothing of value to the story.
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>>320539
It's fun and causes shenanigans.
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>>320539
This 20 staff thing is... debatable, but the roll system is pretty fine overall.
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>>320506
>>320507
>>320488
Maybe Succubus feels a little overwhelmed by the situation as she start throwing rocks at the staffs like an angry caveman. None of the rocks impact a staff...
That was. Fruitless.
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>>320543
Yeah, but their shenanigans aren't cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
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>>320550
Have Roxxy throw wizard bro at a staff, maybe he'll trigger it's ba effects again and remove a staff from selection.
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>>320550
are you still try to guess?
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>>320550
Roxy kisses Wiz sis and turns her back to normal
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>>320550
>>320554

(Examine) Staves.
Let's look for differences. No touching.
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>>320554
eh just leave obviously this was a wild goose chase.
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>>320551
How so? It's not like anything bad that happens is permanent or anything. We can just laugh at bad rolls and get excited for good ones.
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>>320559
Nah, it's a useless mechanic. I'd rather laugh at gags and get excited for plot development. Not random anons and blind luck.
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>>320554
Fuck this jazz, have awesome fun adventures with Momma.

Next time worst girl wants something done, she can do it herself.
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>>320564
Well speak for yourself, I can enjoy both.
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>>320571
reminder
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>>320576
Sure, give us a hint you tophat wearing fuckstick.
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>>320576
Grab staff S for Stuck
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>>320556
First roll for the kiss of true love. Roll d10+2
1-critical fail
2-3-nothing happened
4-7-wizard is frog-girl now
8-9-he in his previous form now
10-he is back in his original form

>>320557
Next roll for examination. roll d10
1-critical fail
2-5-nah you don't see anything unusual
5-10-you notice something interesting
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>320588
EXAMINE
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d10 + 2)

>>320588
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>>320579
Honestly, Momma's a better MILF anyway. That, and it's less betrayal and more I stopped caring. Witch lady doesn't even bare her midriff.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>320588
second roll
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>>320594
>witch lady doesn't even bare her midriff
Were you even there?
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>>320586
"The answer isn't as obvious as it looks at first"
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>>320593
Well at least we got frog girl.
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>>320602
It's up his butt, isn't it.
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>>320602
So it's not the first staff I think
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>>320613
"The true magic was inside of you all along!"
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>>320599
Nope. I only started around the second of the collaboration threads.

However, I am now fully motivated to stay loyal! Thank you for showing me the errors of my ways!

Momma's still the best
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>>320630
I would heavily recommend going through the archive link for both of the quests before the collab. Links are in the OP, and both are ripe with thick lewds along with info that may possibly be helpful. Plus it's better than sitting here and twiddling our thumbs while we wait for an update right?
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OK, I've used the hi-tech method of going back and actually looking at the staff when it's previously appeared. It's got five sections, a nub at the bottom and a head like P. I don't think it had the little ring under the sphere, but P's the closest match so if it's here it's P.
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>>320554
Here is the witches description of the cane. Does this help?
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>>320579
Eat the rest of the candy bracelet and pray for good luck.
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>>320636
It's closer to E
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>>320638
>>320636
I was just doing this myself.
I ruled out all the ones with < or > 5 notches and L for having a fat bottom gem.
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>>320648
The sugar cube's upside down.
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>>320649
That said, the staff had a flared bottom like E, P, and R, but a really small gem, which rules out P, R, and D.
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>>320638
Looking at these it could be "r" just rotated weird
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>>320649
P Is the only one that follows the same position with the gem on top and still has 4 notches
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>>320638
It's P, for Princess, or possibly Prick.
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>>320543
>>320503
Look at it. It's WORTHLESS.
>1 critical fail
2 no rocks here
3 you miss the throw
4-10 you succesfully throw rocks and nothing happens
Is a good example. No matter what you roll, you fail. That's poor AF rolling system and OBVIOUS railroading. Shit QM a shit.
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>>320649
there's also that small ring thing below the ball that the square is mounted on. it wasn't present in the description candy gave so we can assume those that have it aren't the right one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
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>>320667
Accounting for the sugar cube thing
>>320654
It's P.
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>>320666
>throw a rock
shit rolls for shit suggestions Dummkopf
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>>320659
No, p has an extra thing, and as I said, it is best described as sitting on corner. R fits the description.
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>>320680
R has the large base at the bottom, look at the example candy gave, the bottom has a very small stone instead of a large one
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>>320680
R's Cube is upside-down.
I marked all the major discrepancies here.
I did not differentiate jewel size or bottom flaring cause original is a rough sketch.
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>>320685
I marked all the major discrepancies here.
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>>320678
It shouldn't be shit options for ANY suggestions if they're only doing write-ins. If all the options lead to failure/nothing happens, no matter the quality of the write-in, it's obvious railroading and paints the QM as shit.
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>>320685
No its turned to one side that the perspective looks like that.
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E and R are almost identical too.
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>>320680
No, R doesn't, because of how the cube is placed on top. The true staff has a Y shape in the middle, R's is inverted.
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>>320688
I think my final conclusion is: it's not here.
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>>320692
that ties in with
>>320602
plus the shadows on the bottom does make it seem like it's tied to perspective. Let's see if when we shift so that with R the shadow is aligned with the pole to the point of being invisible will make it match the one candy gave us
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>>320696
The cube will love like that if turned, take a common d6 and to we'll see.
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>>320696
Well, admittedly, as giggling cultist just said if you rotate the staff the cube will appear to be upside down as it's a cube sitting on point.
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>>320689
It's QM sass for suggesting stupid shit.
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How about we eat the rest of the candy bracelet to help deduct the right staff?
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>>320698
The hell with it, grab them all. We'll figure this shit out later.
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>>320709
I'm for it once GBA posts his update/
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>>320710
No, just grab "R"
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It's L.
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>>320710
Last time we attempted that, first one touched frogged Wiz Bro.
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>>320710
touching the wrong ones seems to deploy negative effects, probably be best to deciding the best one and going from there.

>>320718
L is flat on its side, can't be that no matter which way you look at it.
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>>320718
>Fat jewel
>No top or bottom of cube
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>>320708
If they don't want stupid shit suggested, they should make use of selective options instead of write-ins. If they can't handle a write-in, they shouldn't be QM's in the first place.

And when is thowing something at something that has a possible on-touch negative effect a stupid suggestion? QM is railroading hard AF.
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It's fucking e
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Maybe we can start taking the staffs apart piece by piece and assemble the correct staff ourselves?
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>>320733
It might be E, but I prefer R as a first choice for reasons.
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>>320730
>not letting anything suggested work is railroading

go shitpost elsewhere

>>320737
It'll still trigger bad effects.
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Guy, it´s clearly U.
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>>320556
>>320593
>>320557
>>320591
Roxane remembers old fairy tales about Prince Frog and kisses her brother/sister to bring him back. But it turns out not really what she expected and wizard transformed into frog-girl.
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Let's see the 2nd hint then. Maybe that will shed some light.
I doubt it.
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Since you guys are memelords, I'll explain this to you: it can't have more than one of these round things.
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>>320730

The only thing that bothers me is that we can't use wizard until the correct staff is found. It would've been funny to use her as a guinea pig who touches all the staffs and gets transformed into weirder forms each even more weird than the previous one until finding the right one
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>>320743
Destroy all the staffs at once.
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>>320743
Use detect magic to determine which staff is the real one.
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Guys, your theory has a base error
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Grab Staff E
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>>320743
Lewd magic from Incubus, turn them all into humanoid forms and ASK them which is the real one.
>>320746
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>>320743
MC, let's get a perspective change to see if R will match up with Candy's description from a different angle. Eat a candy bead as well.
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>>320755
let me guess, Candy's description of the staff is incorrect
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>>320741
>Using only write-ins
>If a write-in is stupid according to the QM (It wasn't compared to a lot of other write-ins in these threads, jackass), it can only fail.
Stop being such an ignorant cunt, QM-whiteknight faggot. This is a poor man's puzzle that the QM's are railroading hard.
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>>320758
I'm still sticking with L.
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>>320743
Eat a candy bracelet candy for help on this puzzle.
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>>320762
you are looking at the wrong pic she is not describing the staff in that image.
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>>320758
Shove them all in your butt, at once.
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>>320763
>I have the final say on whether or not a suggestion is good

Stop being an ignorant shitstirring cocksmoker.
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>>320776
>Missing my point
>Strawman arguments
I'm arguing with a shitposter. Good riddance.

QM IS A RAILROADING FAGGOT! QUEST SHOULD BE DROPPED AND FORGOTTEN!
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Support cast who is near Carie and his mother: Politely ask for the staff, as you need it to save a princess, which is a more worthy use of the staff while all carie does is hoard it
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>>320787
pot meet kettle

>>320779
Looks like P to me.
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>>320779
aw shit
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>>320758
Can succubus cast such magic?
1-critical fail
2-8nope she can't
9-17 the staffs are too powerfull for your punny succubus magic
18- some of the staff can talk now
19- All the staff can talk now
20- Success
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>320820
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>320820
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>>320822
holy shit
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>>320822
praise the dubs!
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>>320779
Ah! An actual drwaing this is much better than what I was using. Yes, it does look most like P from here. Thank you.
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>>320822

He did it, the absolute madman
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>>320822
>Nat 20
>dubs

We have been blessed
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>>320822
Fraking bull shrimp. Also, nice roll.
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>>320822
Absolute madman, he did it.
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>>320822
>figured out the solution after get was got
>still nat 20'd our way to victory
of course
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>Come back
>That + figured it out to be P
Boy oh boy, this probably means they're all gonna get jumbled and we gotta sort through them without touching or getting touched for the one with no deformities.
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>>320907
Finding what to compare them to was the hard part, we should be able to pick it out again. My guess is the actual one with its newfound sentience will use it's powers for evil.
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>>320909
It is a tool, not a weapon, so I doubt it. Tools believe in being used, not in using others.
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Wait when did our incubus become a succubus
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>>320915
Neither tools nor weapons have feelings anon.

>>320954
When MC got lolified with the rest.
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>>320958
>Neither tools nor weapons have feelings anon.

As a American born Tool, I take offense to that baseless stereotype.
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>>320758
Sexualize inanimate object magic? of fucking course MC knows how to do that. Others STP MC's has even sexualized trash cans, for fucks sake!
>Pick me! I'm the ral one!
>No, pick me, I'm the real one
>don't listen to them, they are all decoys!
>No, please choose me!
>No, me!
>No, me!
>...
What the fuck man! it was easier the other way!
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>>321062
Just pick P.
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>>321062
yeah okay reverse it.
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>>321071
reroll...
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>>321071
yeah, who is P now?
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>>321080
Can we get the one with them as a single frame?
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>>321062
Roxy, cast zone of truth
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>>321062
Pick the she's one, for they will be true of heart.
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>>321101
Shyest*
Already missed my roll, might as well fix the error
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>>321097
looks like this one to me
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>>321062
You know, now we can just tell them to walk down the mountain with us so we can figure out this shit later, rather then do this now.
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>>321062
Fuck them all until they admit who the real one is
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>>321062

Ask which one of them will NOT cast a spell on the wielder the moment she's picked. After previously casting a spell of truth on them of course
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>>321110
yeah it's definitely p.
she has the smallest titties, to distract us and make us choose a staff with bigger boobs.
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>>321116
More spells on powerful artifact. roll d20+2
1-critical fail
2-8-nothing happened
9-16-staff is really don't like when you cast magic on them
17-19-it's kinda worked
20-success
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>321158
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>>321161
Roxane tries to cast a spell of truth on all staffs but it didn't work and they get pretty angry.
>Hey! What's the deal!
>How dare cast spells on us!
>Yeah! How dare you!
>You gonna regret this!
>Yeah! Regret this!
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>>321252
Incubus seduces them all
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>>321263
Is his ass enough to seduce 18 different large rods at once? The answer is yes.
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>>321252
Mindcontrol spell
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>>321272
He also has a mouth

and tits
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>>321284
Which pale in comparison. Also put your best asset forward anon when looking to attract anon.
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>>321252
Succubus Magic: Orgasmo to cause them all to experience sudden and intense orgasms so we can take our time and pick out P.
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>>321297
Remember, they got swapped around. New P ain't old P.
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>>321252
Pick them all, who said we only had to pick one?
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>>321310
My point though. Take our time and pick out new P.
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>>321314
Just stating in case OP thinks we're trying to pick the one that is currently marked P.
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Alright, I've had enough. On the count of 3...

One...
Two...
THREE!

Everyone turns into futa scorpion girls. : ^ )
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>>321297
Demonic orgasm roll!
1-critical fail
2-6 you can't cause orgasm to them
7-12 Using magic against them again? they counterattack
13-15 the effects of humanizations wear off
16-17 they orgams, they are distracted for a turn
18-19 they orgasm, and you pick staff P
20 success

>>321317
Oh, Op already "monkey handed" the get
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>321326
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>>321110
This person mistakenly labeled P as M. Nothing else matters.
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>>321326
feck
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>321326
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>>321323
FUCK OFF, I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SCORPION SHIT. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RUIN EVERY THREAD AMD EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE FUN. FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>321297
Succubus uses her lewd demonic power to inflicts an orgasm to all the staffgirls. But they are too powerfull and cast a a shield to mirror her spell
>I don't think so, babe!
>Oh SHIIiieeEEeeeEEaaaAAAAaaaaaaaang!...
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>>321512
Roxxie gets an idea!
"Which of you is the best staff of them all?"
A fight to the death will leave only the true staff.
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>>321512
Roxxy: Apologize to the staffs and tell them that you're looking for the one that can help save his friend. We'd be really appreciative if they could help us out. We didn't mean any offense to them by casting spells on them, we're just used to doing that to solve our problems, as we are mages.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>321512
Suddenly, the plot advances.
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>>321512
Leslie gets her ass up the tower and tells the stave-babes to follow her to the Witch so the plot can advance already.
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>>321527
well roll d12+2 then
1-critical fail
2-3-staff try to attack you
4-6-Mom notice you
7-10-effect of humanization wears off
11-12-Roxane grabs right staff
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

>>321564
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

>>321564
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

>>321564
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It's a pity. You already got the right answer. Twice
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>>321589
That's just the way it goes senpai. Gotta be right, and be lucky.
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>>321589
Magical realms fags make everything worse.
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>>321589
I knew it. It's U, isn´t it?
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>>321624
It was U all the time
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>>321635
I know, it's because I love U
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>>321635
>It's not here
Of course.
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>>321645
What? No!
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>>321653
There is no letter U on any chart though.
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>>321568
All that noise can't be unnotices and Mom come to the pedestal and asks you
>What are you kids doing with my son's junk?
>Yeah! And somebody going to pay for transforming me into a barbie doll!
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>>321691
Tell her the truth. The entire truth.
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>>321691
>"Stealing it."
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>>321691
"We're just trying to find the Staff that's been causing your poor son to be cooped up in here all this time, ma'am. If it's a problem, we're happy to leave." -Roxxie
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>>321698
And by that, I meant give her our story; both the wizard side and the STP side.
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>>321698
>>321704
Wew lad.
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>>321691

Tell her that you need the staff to save a princess, which is a much better use for it than to be hoarded by a NEET
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>>321706
Honestly I'm fine with this, it might not be the right choice, but I approve of it
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>>321698
I guess Mom seems nice enough, maybe she'll help out?
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>>321706
I mean, telling her the story is a lot better than telling her son the story. She seems like a very sweet lady who will completely understand. The son would be a selfish dick who would tell us to either fuck off or try to benefit for helping us.

I can't imagine the mom would listen to a bunch of kids telling her the truth about their friends being in danger, with some of them just wanting to go home, and be too mean or angry about it. If anything, she may be what helps us the most.

And be honest, do you really want to make her (the MILF everyone loves) an enemy? She's so sweet and nice (and THICC). I literally can't imagine her reacting negatively (other than a mild scolding) to the kids telling her the truth.
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>>321698
Roll for mom reaction
1 Critical fail
2-4 Mom is angry
5-8 Mom doesn't believe your weird stories
9-14 Mom doesn't know hoe to react and decides to leave you at your own.
15-18 Mom try to help you
19-20 Success
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>>321691

Wait a sec. Given that lil devil is a reflection of wizard MC, shouldn't she be a frog girl too?
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>321830
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>>321839
wow, just wow
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>>321839
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>>321839
jesus Christ man
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>>321839
that nat 1 had to come eventually
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>>321839
Welp
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>>321836
That is specific curse only for wizard and shut up
>>321839
Nice :^)
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>>321839
You nigger kike. You fucked it all up.
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>>321861
You knew coming into this thread that the quest rolls badly 90% of the time
The only one to blame for your expectations is yourself
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>321876
Trust me, I know how it feels. I have to blame someone for qt sweet hearted MILF about to kill us though.

My heart is broken. She was truly best girl.
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Rolled 3, 15, 5, 11, 17, 12, 11, 8, 18, 16, 17, 2, 6, 1, 3, 6, 7, 1, 11, 1, 15, 4, 1, 10, 18 = 219 (25d20)

>>321886
There is no savior waiting.
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>>321894
4 ones, 0 twenties, yes.
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Rolled 13, 15, 2, 10, 19, 11, 5, 10, 8, 20, 18, 19, 9, 14, 12, 13, 9, 10, 6, 13, 20, 4, 16, 7, 6 = 289 (25d20)

>>321959
For the sake of statistics, we should give it one more go before we determine how our luck looks in this thread.
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>>321965
You realize it's all chance, right? The thread we're in has nothing to do with it. Despite what you learned in RPG's, luck is in fact not real.
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>>321839
>>321698
Succubus tries to explain the whole story to Carie's Mom but she can't say a word due to the strong orgasm
>gaaaaaannnngh...!
>are you doing drugs young ladys? I'm afraid you gotta leave! And be grateful I don't call your parents.
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>>321997
That's heresy against the goddess of luck.

Pray for forgiveness, you filthy sinner. Do it before she curses us with even worse luck than we already have.
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>>322019
Wizard bro explains instead of Succubus. Show her some magic to prove that we just suck at magic and it backfired on the succubus.
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Rolled 28 (1d101)

>>322020
Bring it on.
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>>322019
Lola for the save!

Grabs staff girl M
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Rolled 83 (1d101)

>>322032
You call that a roll?
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Rolled 26 (1d101)

>>322032
https://youtu.be/05KRRoSqmo0
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>>322027
Yeah. But he cursed by the staff and you can't control him until you take right staff.
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>>322045
>>322019
Then Roxy explains. She can just show how wizard bro is now a frog to prove how bad they are at magic, rather than demonstrating it.

The result is practically the same either way.

>>322042
We found the guy who should roll for us.
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>>322027
>>322062
Well then let's try it with Roxy roll d20+2
1 Critical fail
2-4 Mom is angry
5-8 Mom doesn't believe your weird stories
9-14 Mom doesn't know how to react and decides to leave you at your own.
15-18 Mom tries to help you
19-20 Success
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>>322042
>>322075
You're up. Roll for us, oh chosen of Fortuna.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>322075
Shame.
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>>322075
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>>322089
Wew
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>>322089
>First time roll nat 1
>second time roll nat 20

Fuckin' brilliant
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>>322089
>Mfw
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>>322089
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>>322089
I feel forsaken. Or should I? I mean, your roll benefits a believer in Fortuna.

Religion is too hard to comprehend. Nonetheless, 10/10 nat 20.
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>>322113
Memes work in mysterious ways.
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>>322089
>Rolls a natural 20
Anon, I don't know who you are or where you live, but if I ever had to say something to a random person and mean it, it's that you are, in fact, my nigga.
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>>322027
>>322062
>>322089
Roxane tells Mom the whole story about her and her brother and how they want to go home, about succubus and her friends and how they want to save princess and for all that they need this magic staff.
>Oh my! Poor children. You have to suffer a lot to make your way here. Of course I help you, my sweet babies.
Mom helps other group members to get up on top of pedestal. Then she grabs the staff you needed so much.
>Here you go, sweetie pie. Here is your staff.
The right staff coming back to original form and other ones dissapear. Wizard also not cursed anymore and back to his previous form.
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>>322521

Thank her in a very grateful, happy and polite way and let plot take its course.
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>>322521
Group hug!
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>>322521
Once again, cast breast expansion on Roxy and cowgirl
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>>322521
Ask her if there's any way we can make it up to her. We don't feel right just taking the staff and leaving. She's been so sweet and helpful, ask if we can maybe stay in touch somehow so that we can help her with chores around her house or something.

Little Devil, you better help too. Do you or do you not want to pursue a relationship with this MILF?
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>>322521
Ask for a lift
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>>322521
Why does Lil' Devil not turned back? Is he cursed to eternal futa-dom as well?
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>>322636
So long as Wiz Bro is female, so is Lil' Devil. Though he forcibly kept his dick through demon magic.
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>>322568
>Don't worry, pal. I got her summoning number. I can give her everything she wants and even more.
>Oh thank you, Mr. Devil. You made old gal's hart beat in love again. I will count seconds to see you again.
>Heh. Of course you will.
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>>322679
Good for you then. It's nice to see that you're happy.

So I guess this is where our party parts ways? The wizard bro and Roxy using the staff's magic to go back home and the STP group going back to the witch?
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>>322679
Take the staff back to Candy, time to end this quest
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>>322679
I just noticed Li'l Dev is wearing a Marlene Dietrich costume
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>>322709
^this

Can everyone turn back to normal, now?
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>>322679
At this point, Wizard Sis makes a double portal home, one for STP party to Candy's back yard, and one for him, his sister, and Devil back to his dimension.
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>>322737
shouldn't we fix ourselves? I would like to finish a quest without us being a girl for once
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>>322737
It's STP party's turn
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>>322805
Oh. We're still doing that.
>>322679
Group hug!
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>>322729
I'm taking this as is the only valid reply in 30 minutes even though it's ambiguous
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>>322871
aww, i don't really want this quest to end.
>at least turn everyone back to their normal forms and ages before we finish
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>>322679
After saying bye to Mis MILF, head out of the house, keeping an eye out for Carie. Hopefully he's out doing the backyard.

Also,
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>>322976
Don't know why my post decided I needed an "Also," at the end of it, but sure, let's go with it.
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>>322729
>Bye Miss, and thank you for all!

The group walks to the exit.
>Geez! finally, now I can return this to Candy
>Are you gonna do all the way back to the witch again?
>I don't think there will be any trouble now. Well I guess this is a goodbay.
>Gess so...
>GUESS AGAIN!
>Oh no big Sis! we totally forgot about...

This is not over yet!!!!! see you tomorrow cliffhangers fans.

Goodnight
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>>323220
Sleep well you two.
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>>323220
G'night, you two.
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>>323220
Night based QMs. Have wonderful dreams.
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>>323220
G'night
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>>323220
I wish you soft sheets and pleasant rest.
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>>323391
You forgot the "Thicc MILFs" part.
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>>323508
And Thicc MILF Dakis.
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Subhumans.
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Today's session start a bit later: 16:00 UTC
Will the ride ever end?

Also, link totally unrelated http://imgur.com/JZmdbxQ
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>>324023
You called?
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>>324666
>That pic
Why, Ms. MILF, are you trying to seduce me?

Because it's working.
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>>324023
>>324719
https://youtu.be/sOd7NKZVLkc
Relative?
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>>324666
Satan I shall not be tempted
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>>324666
>666
Little devil, I know you're showing your new waifu off.

And we appreciate it.
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>>323220
The High Hats?! what are they doing here?
>My, my, so this was your plan, filthy devil, Stole this magic staff
says Pompolus
>We should kill them all now and ged rid of this trouble.
says Razzrak
>This gonna be fun!
Says Markus
>but, first! why do you want this staff so much?
Says Sesil

GBA is a bit late, i'll take care of all the characters for now.
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>>325061
Use the staff to cast an anti-magic field as far as we can spread it (dispelling all magic).
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>>325061
The devil has nothing to do with the staff, that goes to the succubus, to finish a deal and save a princess. So if you could just let them pass...
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>>325061
Whelp, might as well turn them into cute girls as well.
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>>325061
>Wiz Sis
"We don't. They do."
>Points to Succubus (male), Lola, and Cornelia
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>>325077
Well, that works.
>Inb4 we roll less than a 1
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>inb4 they just say "no" and attack us
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>>325084
I wouldn't be surprised at this point. Then again we have been getting some nice twenties lately.
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>>325086
Wizards being assholes? Sounds about right.
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>>325077
boring diplomacy roll
1-critical fail
2-5 they don't believe you
6-10 one more question
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>325100
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>325100
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>>325103
>>325104
ONE. FUCKING. SECOND.
HOLY SHITDICKS, BATMAN.
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>>325103
Thank you, I unclench as a free action.
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>>325077
>The devil has nothing to do with the staff, that goes to the succubus, to finish a deal and save a princess. So if you could just let them pass...
>mmmmh... A "deal" to save a "princess" you say?
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>>325122
Let STP mc explain his agreement with Candy. Try and hide the fact she's a witch.
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>>325122
Succubus uses the staff to dispel all magic within the area, reverting everyone back to their normal forms.
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>>325122
A deal's a deal!
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>>325127
>hiding important details from some of the most potentially powerful and likely somewhat omniscient people in the world during a diplomacy to let you pass/live
Do you do this for a living? I have a feeling you'd make a wonderful hostage negotiator. I mean, you could likely kill those hostages faster than any other person in your shoes.
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>>325140
It's a detail that will just cause an unnecessary ruckus and potentially make them refuse to let us pass. Certainly better than using the staff we were specifically told not to use since it's too dangerous.
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>>325127
1 Critical fail
2-5 Your story is hard to believe.
6-10 OH! I almost forgot miss succubus...!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>325142
They've been watching us for the entire journey. They probably know almost everything from watching our previous conversations.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>325144
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>>325145
They've only been watch STP mc since wizardbro joined up with him, and they also stopped watching as soon as lil devil took over wizardbro's body and were MIA until now, presumably to make their way here.
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>>325144
>>325148
R-Rule 1?
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>>325151
You realize that the first thing the two parties did when they met was tell each other their stories and why they were on their adventure, right?
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>>325142
>let's not let the grand counsel of good guy wizards know who wants such a powerful artifact.
>let's just trust some candy witch broad that tried to kill us and kidnapped a princess.
>she is obviously more trustworthy.
Nigga they could save the princess with a snap of their fingers.
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>>325152
Rule 1 applies to gets, not dice rolls.

>when needed, first dice roll decides.
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>>325159
Hence the stutter.
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>>325159
The law of rule order states that the very obvious "make sure you're responding to the correct post" would precede all other laws in deciding what is valid.
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>>325153
And yet they don't already know what's going on? Guess they weren't paying much attention.

>>325156
>grand counsel of good guy wizards
No, just the grand counsel of wizards. I'm not sure what universe you're from but it's usually not a good idea to outright trust wizards you won't know that well. At least we have an agreement with Candy, none of us have even met these wizards before this.
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>>325163
If you've been following the thread for long enough (at least since last thread) you'd see that the QMs always take first dice roll, even if it's not responding to their post. Also, why are you wearing a name + trip? Are you an important person or something? Contributing quality content in this thread that needs something like that?

>>325165
>And yet they don't already know what's going on? Guess they weren't paying much attention.
Or they're testing us. Only evil people and those with something nefarious to hide lie when they don't need to.
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>>325170
I'm not going to argue semantics with you, the get was got and throwing a bitchfit about it isn't going to change it. Go back to lamentations or something.
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>>325170
Not in this thread, but another, I am lazy
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>>325145
>>325127
>I... I just make a deal with Candy, if I give her this staff... she will... be able to free the princess...
>"Will be able to free"? or "let her go in exchange of the staff"?
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>>325189
The latter. She needs something to recharge her magic.
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>>325189
STP MC: "If you dispel all of the magic on us, I'll tell the entire truth and all of the story to you. Please just free me from this female body THOSE TWO put me into. I think I feel my period coming on..."
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>>325189
The latter.
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>>325189
Succubus again.
"It's an exchange at present, but it is a desirable exchange."
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>>325197
1-Critical fail
2-5 mmmmh, I see...
6-10 Just... one last question?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>325206
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>>325210
>>325197
>T...the Later...
>I appreciate your sincerity. I would also appreciate if you tell me who this "Candy" is, looks like she put you all in too much troubles for a magic staff.
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>>325253
Well I mean, hey, we got it didn't we? Maybe Golem could give the best description since she works for her.
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>>325253
"Well, she only put us (gesturing at self [Incubus] and Cornelia) into it and Cornelia here was made by her originally. I really don't know much about her, but if you know anything, I'd love to hear it."
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>>325257
but golem can't talk
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>>325270
But she can write!
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>>325281
>>325270
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/265153/#p274377
???
>she says
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>>325270
>>325296
Remember when GBA destroyed the canon behind your character and substituted his own? I think you should hold a grudge for that. :^)

Quickly, do something vindictive.
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>>325257
1-Critical fail
2-5 well, I heard enough
6-9 JUST... one more question and you could go.
10 I think you told us all we wanted, you can go but wait!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>325309
d
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>325309
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>325309

>>325311
OH FUCK.
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>>325296
>>325301
that's the only time she "talk" and it's obviously an error
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>>325311
>two seconds
good save anon
but good lord this guy just won't let us go
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>>325311
>>325314
>>325321
I accept payment in shillings and ha'pennies.
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>>325257
Golem draw a very explicative picture of Candy
>You have been a great help. you can go now, but your friends has to stay with us.
The group leaves.
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>>325488
>Oh, sorry my memory is not what it's used to be! Could you take a look to the lower part of the staff?

The group keeps silent for a while.

>That's it, you have steal a Magic artifact property of our university... And you planned to hand it to a princes's kidnapper... Who also is an illegal user of candy magic as is banned from women the use of candy magic here in Candyland. And yourself have confesses all.
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>>325498
Then why was it sitting in some fat-ass neets shit cave.
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>>325498
Inquire to how it arrived in Caries' hands.
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>>325498
STP MC asks the wizard to cast a dispel magic on the party. He doesn't want to be a she anymore, and he doesn't feel like everyone should be transformed also. Except Cornelia, She's good.
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>>325498
Time to book it.
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>>325498
Tell him you took it from someone else, and that Candy is in fact just a very convincing transvestite.
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>>325508
Hey, GBA is here. Lets roll some dices.
Roll d12+7
1-critical fail
2-8-they tell you nothing
9-11-they give you a little information
12-they tell you full story
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d12 + 7)

>>325543
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>>325545
>Well I guess there is no harm to tell you a story of this staff. Long time ago there was a very powerful candy-wizard. And he created this staff to make his candy magic even more dangerously powerful.
>But we stop him as soon as we can and banish him from our land. This staff contain so much candy magic that it dangerious to keep it around mages that can use it.
>So we use are programm "Monsters with needs". That means we hire unemployed monsters to guard artifacts. Thats how we found this Caries guy and hire him to keep this staff in his basement in exchange for videogames, internet and food.
>Well I guess we make a mistake to hire him do this important job.
>And now we need this staff to hide it where nobody can use it.
>Also we really want to kill this Devil. He also extremely dangerous.
>By the way... where you say this Candy person you talked about is now?
>We sure will be grateful if you tell us such ... not important information.
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>>325692
"Um... she died. And was cremated. In an unknown location."
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>>325692
Quick, eat a candy bead and get out of dodge!
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>>325692
Tell you where Candy is and let you kill Lil' Devil? Cool, cool, let's just-

STP Protag: use a charge from the candy bracelet to get your friends to safety
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>>325692
Well THAT certainly was an interesting story. Gosh I can't remember where she is. Oh yeah, we've got an appointment to keep so we best be on our way! Toodles!

Seriously pop a candy bracelet and book it
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>>325708
See you loosers roll
1 critical fail
2-6 You try to escape
7-10 Are you trying to fight us with a puny candy bracelet?!
11-14 you run the fuck out of there
15-20 you use a bead, (we'll roll again)
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>325743
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>325743
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>325743
d
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>>325746
fugg
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>>325746
>>325755
Of course
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>>325746
>>325708
>I don't come this far to give you the staff now! See ya!
Pompolus seems dissapointed
>Freeze! c'mon, you are not being very colaborative now. Your crimes are not that serious. We promise the punish won't be too harsh if you tell us where this Candy Witch is. We are going to find her sooner or later anyway, you know?
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>>325928
"Then perhaps a deal is in order.... We lead you to her and then you can have her AND the Staff once we've secured the Princess?"
-Incubus
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>>325928
Fuck this fat dude. Scream for Caries and/or his mom and tell them you're being harassed by a bunch of LARPs.
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>>325928
Be frozen, and thus unable to talk. Make Pompolus unfreeze us.
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>>325937
>Getting best girl arrested

Not a chance.
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>>325937
>betraying her

reminder
>>320579
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>>325954
>>325948
>securing the Princess requires us giving her the Staff
Guys.
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>>325967
Don't matter. I would never betray my waifu. Not in a million years.
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>>325967
I have high doubts they're gonna let that fly. They'll keep the staff and capture Candy, they could care less about VP princess.
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>>325937
Well lets roll for betrayal
roll d16
1-critical fail
2-4-the High Wizards have something different in mind
5-9-we are going in some other place
10-16-success
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Rolled 10 (1d16)

>>326014
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>>326017
Well, that was easy.
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>>326017
I hate you.
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>>326017
well, guess we'll just have to see how this plays out.
if this locks us out of anything Candy related I am going to be so fucking mildly perturbed.
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>>326017
Good job
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>>326035
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>>326035
>implying we're going to keep our promise
I mean, once Candy Witch has the staff, she can just beat the wizard council for us!
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>>326017
You give up and tell Pompolus where is witch keeping princess.
>They break, boys. You can summon her.
>We already on it, Colombo!
High Wizards use magic to teleport Candy witch and Princess to them. Then they quickly tie witch with magic rope so she can't cast magic anymore. She really confused now.
>How did you know weher I was? Did you...Wait! You! You think I don't recognize you if you transform yourself in some demon-slut thing! I will recognize this stupid look everywhere! YOU BETRAYED ME! YOU GOING TO REGRET THIS! I SWEAR WHEN I ESCAPE YOU WILL WONT TO BE DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU! BUT THAT'S DOESN'T HELP YOU ANYWAY! BECOUSE I WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER!
>Shut up already! Or I going to make your mouth dissapear.
>Don't touch me you fat monkey! mmhhm..mhhmm.mhhmm
>Pricess, are you alright?
>Well I am really in ad mood right now. That goood-for-nothing hero can't even save me properly. He has to make a deal with that fat witch-pig so she let me go. What a moron.
>MhmhMmhhmmhMHh!!
Then Markus come close to everyone and said
>Alright kids, I think we need to cheer up Princess. How about fun and friendly competition TO THE DEATH?
Then everything go black and group wake up in a center of familiar arena. Also everybody in his/her original form now.
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>>326464
Tell Markus to please go fuck himself
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>>326464
Oh great...
Fight to the death, playing Dungeons and Dragons!
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>>326464
Take off your clothes in protest
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>>326468
who tells?
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>>326523
EVERYONE.
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>>326468
mature roll
1 critical fail
2-10 you piss him off
11-12 Markus is cool
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>326581
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>326581
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>>326583
Markus revenge roll
1-everybody are clowns now
2-pies in the faces
3-a lot of banana peels on the floor
4-everybody are Charlie Chaplin now
5-everybody are mimes now
6-here comes dat boi
7-water ballon fall
8-everybody looks like 20's cartoons
9-Hostile jak-in-a-box appear!
10 Bobble heads
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>326632
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>>326242
Hey, wanna take this outside, pal?
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>>326637
>>326583
>>326468
>go fuck yourself Markus!
>oooh! Why so serious?
Markus summon a classic wave of pies direct to the faces of everybody.
>Ha ha ha ha! serve you right! you dirtymouth rascals! Let's me instroduce to your rival! Ta-daaaaa!
Oh no! It's a very pissed Candy!

This is it! the real final battle! are you willing to confront your waifu?!

See you tomorrow.
Goodnight
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>best girl transformed back into a guy
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>>326978
Well at least she doesn't have the staff, I guess.
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Man, the high hats are some serious dicks if they make the team fight the very criminal that swore revenge against them. Hopefully the true final bosses are the high hats, just to give them a taste of their own medicine
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>>326978
>we literally went back to square one

Wow
Anyway, curl up into a ball and cry.
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>>327068
Should try to convince Candy to work with us not against us, to turn against the top wizards. They even took away the bonds preventing her from casting magic.

Together with her help, we may be able to prevail against them.
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>>327070
>>326978

Rerollin
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>>326978
Convince Candy that we're on her side and that she can have her super special staff AND the high hats' if she works with us to defeat them.
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>>327121
We definitely should try to explain that we were trying to not betray her, it just backfired on us really hard when we tried to feign being helpful to the wizards.
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I wonder if anyone remembers that the pirate was meant to have a split personality
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>>327308
Well she is in Lolita mode right now so if I recall correctly she's friendlier but is worse in battle. Did we ever find out how to trigger her different personalities?
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>>326978
I'm not used to regular MC and not incubus/succubus
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>>327354
I think there was supposed to be a roll every so often, don't remember
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>>328684
I see we are royally fucked.
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>you backstabbing filthy worm! I know I shouldn't have trusted you! I spared your life! I gave you a second chance! I even gave you my golem and my bracelet! Even though you tried to eat me alive! Even though you ripped my sombrero! And the worse part is I seriously thought you could successfully get the staff for my!!!
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>>328732
>Hero
"I'm not gonna explain myself. I fucked up. Now we're here. Sorry it never went the way we all wanted it to."
Check our fight skills.
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>>328732
You also kidnapped an innocent princess and tried to kill us.
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>>328732
Explain how you all would have been killed by op wizard gods of you disobeyed them, try to convince her to team up. It seems either way one side would have tried to kill you
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>>328747
Roll d20 for Candy reaction
1-critical fail
2-6-she attacks you
7-12-she is getting angrier
13-19-she laughts at you
20-success
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>328781
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>>328784
You say Candy that it's your fault and you ask her to forgive you.
>Ahahaha! Forgive you?! You can't be serious! Ahahaha! After all this time you still can't act like a man! That form of demon-slut was suit you better. Ahahaha! Just fight me already and you will see how I will crush your bones one after another! Ahahaahahahaaaaaa!
You in panic start checking your fight skills but everithing you can see is "girly punch" "kick in the nuts" "cry for help" "piss your pants".
It seems Lil Devil feeling pretty well in this conflict situation.
>Wow! She is so evil and beautiful! I like her already!
>Are you serious?! She wants to kill us.
>I know right. That is so SEXY!
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>>329008
Yeah okay fuck this, and fuck her, teleport spell back to our dimension.
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>>329008
Wizard MC:
Cast "Living Room set" and sit down with her. Tell her that you think that this is a huge misunderstanding and that if her and STP MC talk about it, they might find that they can be friends again.

Either way, we're not the ones who made the promise, so leave us and Roxy out of it.
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>>329008
Cast "Living Room set" and turn candy into furniture.
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>>329008

STP team turn? MC, after so many transformations, maybe some of their powers sticked to you. Check if you can stretch like a gum person, be quick like a pixie or spawn wings like an in/succubus.
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>>329025
>>329008
reroll
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>>329008
cast wall " if i can't see you -> you can't see me
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>>329060
>you can't see me
Cast John Cena.
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>>329025
let's talk about it roll. d30+5
1-critical fail
2-8- Candy attacks you
9-12 The spell doesn't work as expected
13-18- Candy gets angrier by that spell
19-24- Candy doesn't seem willing to talk
25-29- You have Candy attention
30 Success
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>329080
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>329080
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>329080
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>>329008
>Wow! She is so evil and beautiful! I like her already!
>Are you serious?! She wants to kill us.
>I know right. That is so SEXY!

Well I mean, he's not wrong.
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>>329083
>>329046
>>329025
Hero really wants to explain all this misuderstanding but don't have the courage.
>Don't worry, let me cast a nice living room set that surely will help you to let the words flow.

Various furnitures appear.
>now make yourself comfortab...
The furniture is alive!!!

>What the fuck have you summoned?!
>A...a "living" room, I guess...
>have you told your wizard boyfriend to summon these freaks to fight me?!! Coward, grow some balls and fight me!
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>>329230
Say, "They're trying to kill us too! At least help a bit!" -Hero
As we kick that lamp shade in the groin.
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>>329230
STP MC:
Use the experience you've gained as an incubus to throw a girly punch, that fails and causes you to trip in a cute way. Then look up at her with tears in your eyes saying "I didn't mean to betray you. I was just so scared of those wizard men. I didn't think they'd actually try to hurt you."

Try to look as seductively feminine as possible. COME ON! YOU'VE SPENT YOUR WHOLE QUEST AS AN INCUBUS, USE SOME OF THAT EXPERIENCE FOR GOOD!
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>>329230
STP MC: Pull down your trousers and give her proof that you already have some balls
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>>329237
And by that, I mean try punching the furniture, not her.

We're not trying to seem hostile.
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>>329230
STP guy: "You know what. No. No I am not going to fight you. I am so goddamn fucking tired of being jerked around doing crap I don't want to do for people who prove the lack of a kind and loving candy god. You want revenge? Well too bad, so do I, and I didn't get what I wanted, so why should you? Piss off, shove your head up your own ass, and start chewing till you reach your brain."
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>>329237
Oh wow! That sure what real hero would do. roll d16
1-critical fail
2-5-furniture is trying to eat you
6-9-you go further and also piss your pants
10-14-Candy is embarrassed by your actions
15-16-success
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Rolled 13 (1d16)

>>329263
COME ON!
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>>329265
FUCK! SO CLOSE!

Welp. I'm sorry guys. I've failed us.
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>>329268
at least she's not laughing at you...
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>>329268
Nah m8, we're just endearing ourselves to her again that's all. that roll goes with it.
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Meanwhile:
>E...excuse me, I think this is a misunderstanding. I have nothing to do with this people, they drug me or cast a spell on me or something like that. C... can I go home?
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>>329339
>her betraying Lola
Lolita needs to be super sad and ask if she doesn't love her anymore.
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>>329339
The four will just keep her as a milk machine.
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>>329342
But that was all the milk's effect, on both.
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>>329265
You make a most girly punch you can do. You don't even aim at furniture. You so weak you can't even stand straight, You fall on the floor and start crying. You try to say through sobbing and mumbling that you was scared of High Wizards and you don't want to betray her. Candy is so embarressed of you she can't even look at you. Meanwhile Devil is trying to take attention of Candy
>Hey, sugar plum! How about you leave this pathetic worm and try to take some action with someone of your level. Eh eh eh?!
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>>329361
Roxanne if we can control her, otherwise Bro, remove the furniture from existence.
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>>329339
Yeah, Leslie, sorry to break it to you, but they're complete assholes. They don't care. Now help us immobilize Candy by spraying her with your chocolate milk tits to make her boobs grow!
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>>329361
Ok can we summon an alternate timeline MC that was consumed by their female hormones and became a sex goddess
She'll handle things
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>>329361
Give her the staff.

right up her ass
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>>329367
Roxane will fix it roll. d20+2
1-critical fail
2-5 you make them scarier
6-9 you destroy 1 furniture
10-13 you destroy 2
14-16 you destroy 3
17-18 you destroy 4
19- you destroy 5
20 success
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>329380
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>>329381
which of them survives?
1- the cabinet
2- the sofa
3- the plant
4- the chair
5- the lamp
6- the coat rack
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>329393
Lamp
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>>329399
how the plant reacts?!
1-more hostile
2-scared
3-friendly
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>329410
Scared.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>329410
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>>329414
...I really shouldn't be surprised by now, but still...
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>>329422
All we gotta do next is lewd the Plant.
Also, I'm still mad Cornelia didn't revert to her heavy-candy state, due to technicality.
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>>329426
we revert magic effects. She being small was a physical effects, we melted her
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>>329414
>>329399
>>329381
>>329367
>don't worry big bro, I can handdle this!
Roxxane destroys all the furniture except the plant, which is now even angrier.
>you create all this monster and then destroy them? What are you trying to do?!
Says Candy
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>>329525
>Bro
"NOT MAKE MONSTERS"

>Hero
*puppy dog eyes*
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>>329525
STP Protagonist:
Go up to the candy witch and confess that you've liked her ever since she beat you. You were doing the quest not just for the princess, but also for her. Say "I know I'm weak, but I accept that. Can't I be weak, just for you?"

Let her be our dominating female partner.
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>>329525
>"We're trying to create a nice, cozy area where we can have some tea and talk things out like civilized people. Please try to be patient."
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>>329525
Try to turn the plant into an ally. Maybe you can cast hypnotizing magic so that it thinks you're its friends?

Also boobs. Give it boobs.
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>>329525
Hey, Markus! I see you haven't started fucking yourself yet! Let me help you with that!

Magic up a horny futaMarkus next to him.
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>>329536
This is MAH MAN. roll d10 for sexy transformation
1-thic girl
2-trap
3-loli
4-milf
5-bimbo
6-tomboy
7-chubby girl
8-oppai loli
9-muscled girl
10-futanari
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>329549
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>329549
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>>329551
Not too bad. A bit of muscle love never hurt nobody.
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>>329556
>mixing up tomboy with muscle girl

DISREGARD, I SUCK COCKS
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>>329551
>Hey, guys! Look! I made a new waifu for you! She is tomboy pot plant-girl! She is also tsundere! Eh eh?! Come on guys, suggest me something to impress Candy! Since we are such a good friends and all that. Mmm?!
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>>329616
Suggestion for Little Devil.
Remove Markus from existence and make everyone a tad bit happier so Candy can obliterate Hero personally.
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>>329616
I wish you out of existence.
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>>329616
Agreeing on >>329618 but involving a meteor sized middle finger.
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>>329616

Seduce the plant waifu to join your side
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>>329618
>Heh! Piece of cake! Lets roll!
1-I will crush him!
2-I will tear him into pieces!
3-I wil make him suffer!
4-I will burn him alive!
5-I will completely destroy him!
6-I WILL BRING HELL ON HIM!!!
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>329643
3
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>>329361
>>329616
Why is the demon still in his kid form? Shouldn't he have changed back to his original form?
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>329643
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>>329648
Cause his original form is currently being possessed by a fabricated entity known as Wizard Bro, so he reverted to a compact form that can be easily re-assimilated if conditions are right.
Or something to that effect, i think.
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>>329618
>It's time to obliterate some useless wizards
Suddenly Holy turrets emerges around all the arena
>Do you think we didn't foresee this event?
>hehehehe, I'm just kidding! C'mon Markus you love jokes, right?
>Not so much as I love to punish evil devils with holy turrets! Kiahahahaha!

Lil devil is gonna be indisposed for while
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>>329875
Save Viva Piñata Princess MC: call out everyone in the room for their bullshit

Candy - Committed a crime to get what she wanted, then had you go and commit another crime for her. Yeah, real shocker that anyone might not want to get a bunch of innocent bystanders killed for her.

Princess - Had guards so incompetent they let Candy capture her and then got pissed at the one dude who gave enough of a shit to try and save her

Magic Duel MC - Brought all this shit to your door in the first place, also generally sucking

Roxy - Got into a fight with her brother that had to involve tearing portals into your life

Lil Devil - Being a siscon asshole

Leslie - claiming to be uninvolved while having worked with Gingerbread asshole

Dolores - being a crazy bitch who never asked for your name either

High Hats - claiming certain people and artifacts are "too dangerous" when they continually fuck around with other dimensions and encouraging wizard duels

Yourself - for being a useless schmuck who just wanted to help someone in trouble

Give a giant Fuck You to the room and go home, the princess is saved, fuck these people
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>>329875
Wiz Bro, devour and absorb the Demon Bro while he is weakened!
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>>329882
yeah this seems like a plan

Except lola, lola is fine.
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>>329616
Make plant-girl jealous against candy and have her attack the witch.
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>>329875
By now, Candy must have summoned some sort of thicc candy creature, or at least cast a spell of some sort.

Well whatever it is, have plant-girl deal with it.
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>>329908
Well plant-girl is not in the group for now so you can't control her.
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>>329875
>>329922
does this >>329908
count as a get then?

otherwise rerolling >>329882
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>>329882
>>329937
Yeah well that's all good but there is no exit.
Roll d20
1-critical fail
2-6-everybody think you are an asshole
7-12-everybdy think you are little whiny bitch
13-19-everybody feel bad now
20-you leave this quest?
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>329965
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>329965
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>>329882
>>329969
You had enough of this. You stand up and blame everybody in this situation even yourself. Then you say that you tired of this bullshit and you just want to go home
High Wizards doesn't seem very intimidated by your speech.
>Oh boo hoo. Little cry-baby want to go back home to his mommy. Boo hoo.
>Oh big bad wizards hurt little baby. Boo hoo.
>Goddamit, boy. Can you at least try to act like a man. You looks pathetic.
>Haha! That's rich. He almost as useless as this little wizard who can't cast magic properly. Hahaha!
High Hats punish you for such disrespect to them. They turn you into little baby.
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>>330181
Poop our pants.
Maternal instincts of all females in area kick in.
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>>330181
Roxy:
Try to convince the candy witch that fighting between us will not benefit anyone. No matter what the only ones who actually win are the high hats. Tell her to forgive the hero, who is now a baby; she's not the only one with an idiot for a hero. Then look at your brother, who is desperately trying to turn STP MC back to an adult.
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>>330206
And by look at, I mean look at fondly. She's using "idiot" as a term of endearment.
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>>330188
reaching new levels of phatetic roll.
1-critical fail
2-3 you can't even do that right!
4-5 yeah right, every female are willing to deal with you crapped pants
6-7 they try to revert the spell
8-9 at least one female feels bad for you
10-success
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>330230
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>>330233
We just critical failed trying to shit ourselves. I am absolutely speechless. How exactly could that go wrong?
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>>330230
Hang on, we can control the same MC/party twice in a row now?
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>>330233
Good
im so fucking happy
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>330230
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>>330237
We don't have an anus
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>>330181
Wizard: Cast suicide spell
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>>330233
>>330188
You... just fail at shitting your pants... God, let's try another thing please...
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>>330312
Cornelia and her old boss are sitting down for a cup of tea with the plant when suddenly, Dolores crashes their little party.
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>>330312
This
>>330206
>>330207

Also, use your intimidating prowess as a powerful magic user to try to get her to respect your opinion more.
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>>330312
While wizards laugh at STPMC, everyone else escapes from the arena and let loose all the other trapped wizards the High Hats locked up.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
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>>330312
Lola asks Candy if she REALLY wants to fight STP MC, as she hasn't actually cast a single spell so far
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>>330312
Princess explodes like a nuke due to laughing Markus losing control of his magic.
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>>330346
I don't think Princess is a party character.
>>330334
>>330342
Combine these.
>>330312
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>>330357
>Princess probably won't explode
I could dream...

Nah, maybe we should feed her starving licorice mice, and have them eat their way out her delicious candy guts.

...

Christ, that was mental, even for me.
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>>330385
Yeah, that was pretty brutal. At least you didn't suggest turning Bumble Joe into the candy version of Lemmiwinks.
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>>330357
>>330342
Again, there is no exit.
Lola roll. +1
1 critical fail
2 3 she attacks Lola instead
4-6 She makes a convincing excuse
7-8 She makes a poor excuse
9 She is speechless
10 success
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>330401
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>330401
Eh
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>>330407
… I love you
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>>330407
>>330411
Even when we get a 9 the first get is worse than the second
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>>330417
>>330401
>+1
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>>330416
I know.
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>>330342
>>330357
>>330407
>if you REALLY want to fight him why didm¡t you actually cast a single spells so far?! you had plenty of chances!
>...
It looks like Lola has a point.
>Ok, if you want spells take this!

It's time for a new cliffhanger. See you tomorrow you hippies!. Goodnight
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>>330592
See you two tomorrow.
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>>330592
I'm getting sick of these High Fats. Wizard pulls out some deus ex machina spell that kills them and saves everyone.
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>>330614
Aw, didn't see that was it for today.
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The high hats are rather annoying, acting as an impossible obstacle, instantly ruining anyone who defies them in the slightest, the stp mc at one point was a capable of not a bit random, hero. Is there anything that can be done to stop these God characters? It seems rolls against them only have a 1/10 chance of doing anything positive
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>>330691
>expecting to easily defeat pseudo-gods of magic
A one in twenty chance seems generous the odds for fail wizard and friends of doing anything meaningful against them.
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>>330691
1/10 chance of doing "they ignore you" at best.

Yeah they're pretty shitty and add nothing to the quest besides railroading.
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>>330705
>>330749
So we should do the opposite, play to our strengths: fail so hard it takes them down with us.
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>>330784
To be honest, that may be the absolute best idea anyone's had in this entire quest.

I'm for it.
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>>329875
google what does indisposed mean
>slightly unwell
yeah I can see why being reduced to smoldering ash would warrant being slightly unwell.
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>>330784
So... is our ultimate goal now to take down the High Hats by being incompetent?

I'm all for it.
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>>330749
>still being this assblasted

Go cry about railroading somewhere else cocksmoker.
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>>330784
>>330824

Sounds like a solid plan. Be so much of a complete failure that we trigger an overflow in reality and our pathetic luck turns into god-like luck
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>>330824
Infallible strategy:
Wizard Bro teaches the high hats that they don't know all of the magic in the world, as he's about to create a whole new school of magic. He casts "Grand Misfortune" (a curse that normally causes the afflicted to crit fail their next endeavor), which the high hats laugh about, because they think that he's targeting them with a hex (which they likely have pre-setup protection against). The joke will be on them, though, when we end up casting it on ourself. They'll be confused, but will soon realize how fucked they are when he casts his next spell: ANGELIC BLESSING (a spell that fully heals individuals in an AOE area). His target? THE HIGH HATS! With the crit fail, the spell will essentially become an AOE insta-death spell.


The wizard bro will claim his title as the most powerful unorthodox wizard to ever live, founding his own arcane school: "Fail Wizardry".

Sound like a good plan guys?
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>>330861

>It all goes perfectly to plan
>QM makes us roll for the healing move
>1 : Crit fail
>2 - 1000: High Hats are kill
>Anon rolls
>"Rolled 1 (1d1000)"
>everybodies fw
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>>330861
We need to dig deeper. This can't be just be one MC failing one roll, we need all the characters failing ALL the rolls!

Wizards the obvious powerhouse, his ability to fail the simplest of tasks is great, but we need more to overcome the High Hats. We need STP MC's persistence to never stop failing even when statistics says otherwise! We need Roxy's ability to fail while appearing competent! We need Lola's ability to fail at the most crucial of moments! We need Leslie, Golem, and Lil Devil to inspire us to ignore progress and find ways to faff about until the moment is right to fail! And Candy, thick sweet Candy. We'll need you most of all. For you inspire us, in our darkest moments, to believe that somehow, no matter how hard we fail, we'll find a way to happy ending.

So we can roll that fucking perfect nat 1.

Bumble Joe, you should probably sit this one out
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>>331106
You forgot about the new one, er, plantface chick, that one.
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>>331134
I didn't forget

I failed to remember
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>>331106

I miss mousegirl Joe, she was the cutest
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Oh, goodness, this wizard duel has been an utter disaster thus far. Step up the quality of those suggestions, lads. You guys can make 'em do literally anything, and instead you make STP MC cry and critically fail at shitting his pants. I'm speechless.

I mean, can't we at least touch Candy's butt or something? C'mon.
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Why don't we just summon Stephen King?
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>>332126
We can't "literally do anything".
GBA cockblocks anything that's not related to his fat fetish.
It was the same problem with the duel quest and really drags the whole thing down.
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>>332429
>not related to his fat fetish.
Then let's target the High Hats with a fat spell, obviously during his turn. :^)
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I am so sorry guys but me and MarioGrant are going to take a break for today. We both have some other important things to do. But tomorrow we will create a new thread and try to finish this quest. So you have some time to think of a clever tactic to destroy your enemies and become a hero. See ya later, folks. Take care.
Here something to cheer you up http://imgur.com/wJ2LgVz
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>>332566
No problem at all, have a wonderful day.
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>>332566
I swear you guys take these breaks on purpose so that you have an excuse to draw porn to make up for it.

Which I have no problems with. See you guys tomorrow!
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Enjoy your day off, guys!

I wont rest until StP MC is redeemed!
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>>332944
Nice knowing you.
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You know which story I miss?
Gamestop Princess. Whatever happened to her?
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Epic battle begins at 14:30 UTC
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>>335133
I never thought that someday I'd waifu thumbs.

NOW HAVE THEM MAKE OUT
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New thread! >>335259



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