Welcome to Adventure Civ Medieval!In this quest, you will help a medieval realm strive and grow as trouble arises and other nations work on their own agendas.Last time, OP had several near-death experiences.how to play:1) choose a realm to play for. change your name to reflect your choice (ex: Bowtie Noble). Max 4 players per realm.2)each turn, your realm has 2 actions. You can choose a cultural, technological, or immediate acion, plus one bonus action based on your realms' bonus action(if your realm has a bonus tech action, you can do any action one time per turn, plus a tech action).3)discuss with your compatriots which actions you will take. Once you're done, reply to my recap anchor post with the recap of your actions.twitter: @Opee_Adventuresprevious thread: >>269671
>>306328Looks like you survived the plague Opee, welcome back.
>>306340Let's get ready to be lazy
Rolled 80, 69 = 149 (2d100)roll: someone's getting attacked! I wonder who!attackers:wizards (50) + troop quality(10) + homeland(20) + attacking(-20) = +60!defenders:troop quality(25) = +25
>>306340May I play? I have not read the previous threads though.
>>306346what a mystery>>306348Anybody can play really, as long as there's a slot left in a civ and the player has an appropriate name so people can identify what civ that player belongs to
>>306348of course, just ask your teammates for a quick recap so you don't shift too far from where the faction is going
>>306346>Mfw the coppers get thrown back in war again if its us.
>>306348you can join the sunbros, we're known for diplomacy and spa's and just being goofballs but also trying to keep our realm glorious!
>>306354What are the civs? I would very much like to partake in this quest.>>306348left name whoops
>>306367Does there happen to be a Necromancer civ? or magical one?
>>306372There's the bowties that have a queen that uses death magic.
>>306367Well. there are 4 civs:-Blue Sunpeople, lazy, spa obsessed, worships only the sun, goofballs who are most likely not the most relevant -Red Bowties, basically the medieval Europe faction, wears bowties to show place in society, NPC leader is immortal lich queen-Green Treepeople, hippies and actual mysoginists, has elves, also the vikings pastiche-Orange Coppers, the Japaneses of the civs, has civil wars and shit and is split into 3 factions: engineers, golden maidens and warlords
>>306372If you want necromancy it sounds like you'll be right at home with the bowties.
>>306379guess so. I do love bowties... Anyone have a recap. Also I would like to join dem bowties and be masta battle necromancer.
>>306386Sadly the immortal lich queen of the bowties kills anyone trying to steal her exclusive deal on necromancy
>>306386Only the queen uses necromancy because of you know, maintaining absolute power via being magicly superior.
>>306393anywhere i can use necromancys? Also if i join bowties am I skeleton? If so BOOOOY DO I HAVE PLANS. SKELECOPTERS ANYONE!
Glad OP's back
>>306400SKELLETONS SOUNDS LIKE TONS OF FUN
>>306410I HAVE SKELECOPTER SCIENCE TO! I HAVE MULTIPLE PAPERS DESCRIBING THEIR VALIDITY IN PHYSICS!Do you happen to be a skeletons? If so I shall join the bowties. I really want to be a skelecopter. The enemy morales would be shattered.
>>306386So currently we're building a wall with the Sunbros between us and the sea, and we're at war with the Rats.We're trying to get the rats to become part of our kingdom.
>>306418One more thing, be aware of the sea witch thats trying to undermine the 4 nations and sink the whole world into the ocean.
>>306418>i sexually identify as a attack helicopter>made of bones
>>306418If our civ would get skelecopters, we would first need to invent physics, since we only have basic chemistry and probably some form of biology right now
>>306418As for our current tech and social order, check out this panel: http:images/1466277978225.png
>>306421I was JUST going to say when I joined the bowties we should kill the rats and march unto the nearest nation.>>306428Would she like some help? Can I join team sea witch? That would be FUUUUUN.>>306430If im a skele I would sexually identify as gender less golem. Cuase I wouldnt have anythin. Cause im a skele.>>306436Do we have spies? If so then steal physics if not MAKE SPIES. simple answer is to ask the queen ship to raise some rats then make a skele send a connection to the rats so he sees what they see and hear what they hear. OR if op disapproves a good excuse is that some guy was playing hula hoop and started to fly.>>306444neat.That was very very long writing.
turn 10 end!The elves are still trying to make the females happier while keeping the current system going. They instated a Head Maid status at the Grove, a female representative that serves the council. She mostly serves beverages.The ratland chiefs felt a bit anxious after the initial invasion rush, when they realized they had pretty much no defense set up. They offered free housing and food to the mercenaries, so they'd move there, and they did.The rats strike back! A large force of unusally disciplined rats marched on the unprotected, unscouted annexed ratlands. Elite cossacks and necromancers also showed up with their host of skeletons, making it clear this was no skirmish.The mercenaries were first responders, and managed not to get taken by surprise. But the odds were still against them, and they were driven back after huge losses. The population in the annexed ratlands either ran back to Elfland or got massacred by the rodents.
>>306448If you want to invade someone I doubt your team mates would agree, to your south is the suns and attacking them at this point would outright be a sin. To your north is the women beating trees but they literally have nothing usefull. You're are fighting the rats right now but they have guns so its slow going. Then to the west is the coppers and you wouldn't evwn reach our shores due to our navy.
>>306464Damn, rats on da attack
We aren't nipsThat's meta Also we the engineers are Roman And as all draw fags and op show we are Europeans#whitemasterrace
>>306444we allowed to read the others posts?>>306470I want blood. I need blood for my skele bones.
>>306472>And as all draw fags and op show we are Europeans>literally have pagodas and shit>as drawn by opee
>>306472None of the coppers are roman quit projecting dude.
>>306477We must be weebs Wish I was dead
>>306482You are weebs, all of the coppers. Except for one who tries really hard to become a Romanboo instead
>>306493im reading the threads on the archrive. The early ones where everyone is a tribe. Should I? also am I supposed to not read the elves statues updates?
>>306518You should. And nobody's stopping anybody from reading the updates of the other tribes. Just remember to keep the meta
>>306489Well we can shift our cultureAlso I am the Romaboo
>>306551Heres my answer to that...No
>>306554Clans can surely change culturally on their own Not gonna switch but just saying
>>306492no, this is propaganda
>>306561reading the first thread still. WTF is up with the sun people.
>>306580Just dudes being bros
>>306580Sun da bes
>>306580sunbros know what's good
>>306464The best sun shamans organized cremation rituals like the ancient did, burning one of them alive to attain transcendence. Most shamans passed out before anything worthwhile could happen, their fire resistances spent. But after countless tries and pure devotion, They learned a new magic!fire level 2: immolationThe caster emits a powerful flame from his entire body. Ill-advised indoors, for younger mages, and for clothes.Local shamans sent a wagon of rice seeds to the bowties as a gift, and the knowledge of how to plant it. They were thanked, but the geography isn't optimal for rice plantations, so they have little use for it other than luxury.There were some communications.Shamans: "We apologize if our shaman ambassadors are a burden, we had not considered the legal implications. Should we recall him?The Queen: "Thank you for your gift and continuous support. The presence of a wizard on Our land is not taken as an offense, do not feel concerned. However, I know your people teach magic freely. Shall the ambassador teach Our untainted people, We will not stop the Inquisition from doing what should be done."Shamans: "Greetings, coastal lord. What is happening in the western lands?"Warlod of the Coast: "Nothing. Times still hard. Shamans on the way. Peace."The shamans came back from their "training" scarred, thin, and fit. They talk very little but very precisely, just like their "master". They're not going to the spas at all.Shamans: "Greetings, Rat People. Can we learn more about you?"Rat Contact: "Please help!! Rats attacked!! We have gold, want gold? Then help rats! please!"
>>306641What did I say? Told you guys a warlord could shape them up.
>>306641Hmm, a surprisingly good development
>>306641>>306659this is good. we're doing great guys
>>306666This also teaches us that we sun people likes to try the exact same thing time and time again expecting different results. And actually got it. Anyway, what to do now
>>306671Isn't that the definition of insanity?
>>306677Yeah, but since we got different results. It means we're NOT insane! Hah
>>306671I'm still up for hot air balloons or the bird carriages. traveling through air sounds good.>>306677we try the same things but we expect difference.
>>306671You could send the rest of the lazys to us and in return you guys teach us about rice to help our population. Unless that was most of them.
>>306681Damnn shit fuck you're right damn
>>306683To be fair, now the shaman can be the source for the hot air baloonMaybe not have it look like a normal hot air balloon because they always end up looking lame
>>306688I think Opee stated only a handful of shamans went.Mostly because if all the shamans went their fat would block up the doors to the spa
>>306688I don't like shamans that don't bathe at all. sounds like they got punished.
>>306702>Punished Shaman: A Fallen Fatso
>>306641The copper engineers built a short circuit of tracks going through their mines and farms. The untiring machines help with production, as it picks up resources at regular intervals and needs only one person to man. However, there are many downsides: The machines blow up when left on too long, the water and coal still take quite some place in the carts, the tracks take a lot of manpower to build and can't be built on uneven terrain, and it's only as fast as horse travel if the horses' pauses are taken into account.Some warlords decided to buy the system for their own lands.The horses are now trained for war, and a cavalry has been mustered.
>>306688Well, according to your tech panel, you also have knowledge of agriculture, dunno if that has rice in it though
>>306720It was never explicitly said but you may be right. It was never said exactly what we grow I dont think.
>>306698what kind of design would you propose? something radiating the basking sun?
>>306740Ok get thisIt's gonna be geniusNobody thought of it beforeA big balloonWith a sun painted on iteh? eh?
>>306720>>306740Idea 1 for air transportA typical blimp but because the shamans can withstand and radiate heat the insides habitable and where they stay
>>306720>>306740Alternatively we have 2 domes that can have a meditating shaman in each to keep the main part afloat
>>306748THAT SOUNDS SO ORIGINAL OH MY GOD>>306762that would mean having to use a lot of people to work while transporting others. a hot air balloon just needs a shaman that can use level 1 fire magic.
>>306772>>306762Also, we should look into making our sun lens into weapons. So we can install them onto everything.
>>306783yes, this is good
>>306783Holy fucking shit My fucking sides >>306781Well now that we are in a place similar to how me was before the time skip we can finally get onto developing more new shit
>>306783I wish this was the case. however we could have giant birds with a basket instead of this.
>>306711The great sea wall has been finished thanks to extra effort. Its southern portion, in the sun people's lands, is not yet finished.The Queen's retinue has been given uniforms to be easily recognized and improve the logistics. The Guard imitated their ruler with their own emblems on their troops.The rats have not been trying anything, but there has been reports of movement from their capital.A few rats have been integrated into the kingdom, they make good servants and miners and seem content with their jobs, if not with their rulers. there is an event for real this time!
WHERE MAH TREENIGGAS AT
>>306810Hear me out.Hot air floats. Who is to say really, really hot people dont too?!!?!
>>306815oh jeez>>306807>>306810Yes, we could get new magics or new tech. Also, what to do with the rats?
>>306810To be fair we could probably actually just make something thats basically the same as our boats that they can ignite in and float about it, using fire to steer, just add a hatch to let the balloon out and a few holes in the sides to steerIt'll be more of a personal transport system but it could be alright
>>306840personal transport systems could be good! but it'd be nice to have public transport too. air support in warfare would be good too
>>306831I say we tell them that as a neutral party we cant help them in a fight but tel them if a few want refuge we can give it to them but if they start shit, they get hitAlthough that might lead to others starting to fight with us
>>306840We could have each shaman power their own personal boat and then organize sick air boat races. or make them flying warplanes
>>306853flying warplanes? yes please!
>>306853Exactly my man
>>306863>>306866First we gotta develop sun lasers to put on them though.Also Eurobeat is mandatory
Rolled 64, 31, 22, 46 = 163 (4d100)event: The Great Frog Plague!Frogs come out of every body of water for mysterious reasons by the hundreds, conveying a terrible, deadly disease! A lot of people will die to this incurable illness! But how much? It depends on the intimacy(for contagion), the medicine(for prevention), and the food(for general health) of each nation!Sun: +10, +0, -10 = 0Bowtie: -10, -10, -20 = -40Copper: +0, -10, +0 = -10Tree: +0, +0, -20 = -20Rats: not afflicted5k dead for everyone, +1k/5 dice values!turn 11 start![/b)
>>306897Sun: 17k dead!Bowtie: 5k dead!Copper: 7k dead!Tree: 10k dead!recap anchor post
>>306905>>306897are the fat shamans more contagious? because that would thin out the herd.
>>306897New plan. we BUILD A WALL around every body of water
>>306912Bowties FTW least deaths. Glory To The Queen!
>>306914We're all contagious since we touch eachother alot thanks to wrestling. And we have absolutely no healthcare
Alright coppers heres an idea.We send scouts to the badlands so we can get an idea of where the orcs are and its geography then next turn we invade them with our new knowledge and the calvalry.
>>306925we have bathing. i haven't seen the other realms bathe once, disgusting.
>>306925Fuuuuck we need some healing shitI suggest we have some of our women become multi-purpose alchemistsThat way they can help make medicine and other shit for us
>>306941Well, according to opee's extra pics from the last thread. we don't have any female shamans. Maybe it's time for some.And specc them into healing magics if we can
>>306952yeah culture wise we should totally get female shamans. kind of silly that we didn't have that yet. we're not treetards.
Trying to catch up with this quest. Where is #2 I can not find it. Please supply a link if someone can.
>>306966Right,so our options this turn so far:- Finally allow women to become shamans, shawomans? shawomen? shaladies? shakalaka? Because sun knows why haven't we done that before and encourage them to pursue healing magics to prevent another tragedy like this from happening- Have women become alchemists and hit and research medicine and other neat stuff- Tie possessed birds to baskets to make personal air transports- Have shamans power their own hot air balloons to make personal air transports- Research sun-related weapons like finding a way to weaponize our sun lens- Take a bath- Praise the sun
>>306952>>306966Okay we should have shamans of both genders However i'd say we leave that for a bit simply because theres no guarantee healing magic is something we will get, but im suggesting alchemy just because it has a ton of applications that add to our styleBath salts that relax muscles to some crazy degree, a type of oil that makes our bodies absorb sun and get us burnt a bit more, something to add to the kelp to make kelp weed.KELP, WEED.KELP-WEED.Dream about it boys.
>>307003We dont dream baby, we IMAGINE
>>307003>>307002allow women to be shamans and push them towards alchemy and healing magic. maybe tie it to the plague that recently hit us. I'm all for this.also when was the last time we scouted?
>>307033It was so, so long ago.After finding the Holy Spa we pretty much stopped scouting
So, what is our turn?
>>307080Culture:make it so that women can become shamans too, maybe they can focus on the less destructive side of magic and study healing instead of burning.tech/action:not decided yet.Communication:tell the rats we can't help them fight but we can give them refuge in our lands (not decided)
>>307101Well, like the Bowtie queen said, we should tell our ambassadors to not teach the locals any magic, especially in the bowtie lands.Also, maybe we could get the trained shamans to train their fat brethren. And then get the new trained shamans to train the other fatsos in a cycle of training
>>307080Have the women become shamans that have a focus on alchemyand maybe Have the shamans create a personal hot air balloon that they can power with immolate>>307101I'm down for offering them refuge in some part of our land, not to be xenophobic but i'd say as a neutral party we should house them but not integrate with any other races/species as to not get personally tied in with disputes between other factions
>>307123Oh yeah and definitely make sure the shamans in the bowtie tribe dont try to teach anybody magic
>>307123I don't know if I trust the copper trained shamans. but we should communicate that shamans can't train others in magic in the bowtie kingdom. >>307134agreed for the rat part. we should offer them refuge but no intergration.
Ok so trees, what do you think about building off of our secret police and developing a cabal of infiltrators and sabatours from particularly loyal secret policewomen?
>>307134>>307139>>307144Okay so:-Culture: Have women become shamans too, but with a focus more on alchemy, hopefully healing-Tech: Get any non-lazy shamans to try and develop hot air balloons that then can self power with ImmolateCommunication:- Tell shamans in bowtieland to not teach anybody there magic- Tell rats that since we are a neutral party we can't participate in da war, but we may be accepting to giving some rats some refuge, but no integration. They'll be basically tourists.
>>307177yeah sounds fine! let's hope for another good turn with these actions!
>>307147navy and merc building I say. We have tamed women a bit for now.
>>307183Plus, with the rats acting as tourists, we can say that we're not really helping them.And they can spend their gold in our spas
>>307190What if we teched up in food preservation? That way the civillian population has less food wastage happening, and we can develop rations for our sailors allowing them to stay at sea for longer periods, as well as allowing troops to be on the march longer without having to forage.
Lol we are still largest pop.>>307253Sounds good.
>>307412So what should we do for our action? Maybe set up some defences around the ralands, considering they would be getting +40 to their attack rolls if they invade us while not even using gunpowder?
>>307466focus on elfland, fuck the rats
>>306711well that kinda turned alright, I propose we eitherimprove existing inventions>steam>cavalry>basic medicine>the cannons(?) we made on the firs threadimprove production>mining>food>fishingor do something else entirely>improve civil matters>attack orclands with new cavalry (cheers love!)>help the maidens
>>309107We really shouldn't attack the orcs until we scout them so we can get the bonus for that. We also didn't make cannons unless your talking about the ballistas.
>>309171baliistas right, and by medicine i mean the surgery we did last orc attack
>>309195We already know how to use herbs for medicine. The surgery is our second medicine thing. Also I dont think we can improve a ballista further unless you have a idea.
>>306922>>306976Only The Queen does Necromancy.The rest of the wizards use fire magic.This is what we have on Recap: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=OpeeIf it's missing anything I'm not sure where to find it because I can't into archives.This is the story we got so far out of Bowties in The Medieval Era.Our Queen right off the bat laid down the law that we will not look for immortality or advanced magics that interfere with her power after we spent a few turns trying to study it, then had to spend a few more making her happy again. To the north of us is Rat Lands, those people are the age old enemies that we've faced since pretty much the dawn of time, and after we found out that they had guns we were all on board and fearful that one day we were going to get fucked in by gunpowder rat hordes.In retaliation we built a wall, developed army formations and tactics specifically to combat guns, developed The Telescope for advanced scouting measures, developed uniforms to upgrade military organization, and finally we pressed out and conquered into Rat Territory and took our first few steps into pressing against the rat menace.We have started to integrate the rats into our culture, and are welcoming them with wide arms as soon as they enter our fold, and from what we've managed to observe and study, they are creatures of human-like intelligence, but put a lot of their trust and obedience into things they fear rather than true loyalty and hierarchy like we do.These creatures are mighty sad in their simple existence I must say. I'm hard pressed to imagine the common folk are any higher than slaves and oppressed masses that only follow the social order they currently live at because they've never seen anything better.As Bowties, we are made to spread ourselves among these rat-kind and show them that value is to be held in our system rather than their own.One sec and I'll start thinking up some turn ideas.
>>309540Oh yeahThe Queen also spent some time down at the sea shore and only came back after her seaside manor burnt down. She got in a fight with an evil mermaid that sank our home island in the tribal era game. She's a lich now. We built a big wall along the coastline to protect in case she decides to attack one day.Bowties can in fact solve all their problems with walls.
>>309209sooo for our turnAction: Scout the orclands with our quick new cavalry scoutsthen lets decide which to improve, food medicine steam or mining
>>309605Gabe Newell pls
>>309600We could learn how to preserve food.
Why dont we learn blood magics to melt clay beamsAlso just blood magic in generalWe can get better medicine with blood magicsWe could even start summoning demons or some shit. We could become incredibly powerful and evil..... Just saying we should explore our magics
>>309542What should we do for our turn?
>>309672but how, are we going full emo now?
>>309672We could try to put it as a tech if we use it to enhance something like our surgeons. Then we could theoretically get healing blood magic.
>>309672>>309677eh, idk the idea of summoning demons from our own blood sounds pretty bad ass but can be kinda hard to achieve, healing sounds way easier and it can make us even better at war
Anything is possible
>>309681Since were usually at war if we learn magic we could just have the people collect all the blood bled while learning so there is a higher chance of success. It is pretty good though because there is a high tier blood magic that makes it where you can basically 1v1 a dragon and win effortlessly.
>>309687About that magic we saw it at the end of the last tribal civ thread.
>>309693It also kills the user in 24 hours
>>309694I know that, I was just using it as a example of whats possible.
So do you guys want to try to have our surgeons try to heal people with blood magic so we get better magic?
>>306378Thanks for the summary.Can I join the bowties?
>>309718yep I'm in
>>309724Actually coppers sound cooler.Can I join the coppers?Haven't read any previous threads and may need a recap
>>308340Do you have any ideas on what to do for our action then?>>306378>Green Treepeople>hippiesIf anyone are hippies it's you guys with your weed kelp and refusal to get into wars.
So can we agree on this for the turn so we can link it?Action: Scout the orclands with our quick new cavalry Action: Have the surgeons begin experimenting with blood and blood magic with the hopes of uncovering healing magic.
>>309733> havent read previous threads> copper somehow sounds coolerYou'd be a perfect fit in copper tribe
>>309757im okay with it
>>309757Yeah sure I guess
>>309759What do you think about scouting for resources in our own lands for our action?
Any bowties here?
>>310346Knock knock, it's the sun. with ships, airships
>>310364Well since you're here, any ideas for our next turn? our action is probably going to finishing the wall on your side, so for our tech?
>>310382I heard spa's are a good thing ;)))))
>>310391remember those frogs that came out of every body of water
>>306912Action: keep working on the wall in the SunTribes landsTech: Improve and invest on the Rats' mining operations
>>310364Winged Sun standing by.
as always, the trees frogot to recaplet's start without them
>>310495yeah they're busy beating woman probably.
>>310534Probably jerking off a tree
>>310538They do love their wood
turn 11 end!The sun people have suffered and are still suffering from the plague. The spas have become contagion pits, and people mostly stay home in the evening nowadays. A group of women learned in magic organized healthcare centers to try and save as many as possible, or at least keep them away from the rest. The classical shamans applauded their initiative and officially declared them shamans, making them the first female shamans under the Sun. They practice gentler versions of the classical shamans' meditations, but spend much more time helping the people.A shaman was toying around in an iron tub with sails, claiming he could fly. Nobody believed him until eventually he managed to lift his balloon off! it can only host one shaman, anyone else would be burned. Also, as the inventor demonstrated, the longer the flight, the more likely it is for the contraption's ropes to burn.Communications:-The ambassador was told not to teach magic. He obeyed.-The rats were offered refuge. Whoever in charge on the other end of the line said that stealing manpower would not be helping, assorted with some insults.
>>310556Welp we tried helping the rats. Too bad for them.
>>310567when you try to be nice and they insult you. guess they deserve to get annexed.
>>310575Im glad you agree
>>310575Now we gotta look into dealing with this plague as soon as possible. More invesment in healing magics maybe? Oh and a way to improveour air transport. Either getting non flamable ropes or used bird pulled baskets as an alternative
>>310586Ya offer them a way out and they insult ya and accuse ya of stealing manpower. For shame.
>>310591yeah let's make the sun nation great again by using more healing. maybe try and use some alchemy through the classical shamans?
>>310606Yes have all shamans, male or female research alchemy, or more specific, healing so that we can end this plague already. Our people must not suffer.
>>310618and the classical shamans and female shamans will be praised too, which might make the sun shamans try harder.
>>310556The plague has hit the bowtie population the least of all, thanks to their care for their appearance and medicine progress. However, the Queen ordered a great culling from her inquisition. The inquisition purged anyone susceptible of being a vector of illness, be it bowtie, rat, or sun person. The plague is contained for now.The mine business has greatly expanded thanks to the rats' physical abilities, and they are prized workers for all fringe lords. Their wealth has improved and the rat population has spread.The wall of the south was being worked on, but the inquisition called all workers back home to prevent contagion. Most of them were purged. Their wall building is on hold.The rats have built defensive positions around the invaded territories. It seems clear that they have no intention of attacking.
>>310626Walls and more walls. Sooner or later the rats will build walls of their own. The world will drown. In walls.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>310191BurlyGreenDudeLand scouting:1-20: woah fuck!21-50: uh-oh!51-75: I see!76-100: wowzers!
>>310633We'll just build a wall around their wall
>>310643What if they build around your wall around their wall
>>310638The new cavalry units went scouting the badlands to check orc activities. However, it seems orcs are quite smart when it comes to warfare, as they were expecting such a move. The scouting party got ambushed after only a few days on the field, and had to fight their way back. Not all made it home.In their short time out there, they at least managed to note something was wrong with the orcs, most habitations looked deserted.The Witching Child is the most potent and feared enchantress of the Maiden, and her wicked reputation extends to all clans.They say she is ages old and bathes in the blood of virgins to keep her prepubescent appearance.The Witching Child has made many shudder once again as word of her new breakthrough spread. The rumor says she can turn people into horrible monsters of tentacles of muscles.Blood Magic level 3: Flesh Bending!changes the target's body structure at will. Must be in skin contact with the target. Blood is needed for additional body mass. Speed of process depends on magical abilities, but it is always extremely painful for the target. Can be used to treat flesh wounds.
>>310702omg yes, we finally have the ability to turn people into tentacles for, things... really love the drawing btw
>>310702What the fuck is this Copper Loli heresy?Is Opee not even trying to hide the weeb pander on the Coppers anymore?
>>310702>it would be extremely painful
>>310717Well they are the weeaboo faction
>>310718You're a witching child
>>310702So most of their homes are deserted. That could mean many things. Also just saw we might be able to make a double of someone using that magic for infiltration purposes.
well now we wait for the tree guysguess we post memes until tomorrow
>>310717to be honest the Youth spell has been there for 3 threads and I still hadnt a chance to put it in action
>>310495>>306912>still nobody has replied to my suggestion.Fuck it, if no one has any input, we do what I want to doTech: Food preservationAction: Train loyal volunteers from secret police to become saboteurs/assassins.
Hey other coppers, clearly something is wrong with the orcs considering most of their land is uninhabited. We also know that they're not just mindless murder machines but are quite smart judging from how they countered our scouts. Perhaps we could find out what happened to them then potentially stop the raiding if we find out.
>>310757Sailors started salting their food and pickling their vegetables so they could stay at sea longer. Though nobody really saw the point of it, since they don't ever spend more than a few days at sea. But nobody questions it.The most trusted spy agents were given assassination training and tools, in case someone needed offing. The resulting agents were deadly and experts at fading away....which turned against the elves! The word was given to the sleeper terrorists to act, and assassination of top elf councilors happened around the country, too fast to be a random act of violence! And of course, the super agents left no trace behind them!Unable to ensure the faithfulness of their own agents, the spy program has been terminated. Even some of the retired agents got assassinated by their rebellious peers.the plague keeps spreading.turn 12 start!
>>310806Well fuck. I'm going to have to stop playing anyway seeing as this is cutting into my time at work anyway.
Most irrelevant faction?http://www.strawpoll.me/10605680
>>310740Did someone say memes???
>>310818I was expecting all the choices to be the suns
>>310828Suns are not so irrelevant right now.>>310818>Sun 1 votes (17%)>Tree 5 votes (83%)Gee, I wonder who could be behind the Sun vote.
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>>310828At least you guys converse with other tribes. We can't actually do any diplomacy with anyone since we are xenophobic and our closest enemy has a huge advantage on us. We're basically stuck in a forest with a bunch of eternally angry women.>>310834I don't know I voted for the trees
>>310767For next turn we could try to capture a orc by setting up non lethal traps around the raided territorys like pittfalls and bear traps that way we could interogate him. First without violence then ramp up to waterboarding. If he really wants to keep quite we use flesh bending on him. Then hopefully find out the cause of the invasion, why there raiding us, why their land is so empty, etc.>>310865Not like you used to have a great ally or anything whom you attacked without first scouting if the rebels even were there.
>>310881>Calling trade partners alliesI doubt we could have even been allies, after all you fought against us we you sank the island.
>>310881To be fair, you did first betray them by fighting against them on the volcano in the old civ
>>310898We were after all friends throughout most of the tribal era, even then we fought you because we didn't know what the elves told you and the suns informed us about the threat. Then here you created mercs that aided certain clans when we tried to solve the hostilities between the clans for money which indirectly helped them even though it wasn't enough. Then you attacked the maidens when you heard the engineers had a trade relation with the women and you didn't even know if the maidens were fully involved. It's up to you though if you think we wouldn't help you regarding you're rats and rebellion if you didn't attack us. Oh well though, things could have been different
>>310814Lol same here bro
I'm back guys.Oh man, our turn got sorta wasted.
>>310925Despite seeing us at the volcano defending it, you still attacked us. I wasn't all for the attack against the maidens, but the fact is that at that point things were looking like you were going to gang up on them anyway.
>>310957Sorry, i figured we could hope that the rat miners could get is some of the stuff for gunpowder
>>310962The mining part is good, it's just that The Queen stopped us from doing wall things so that part got sorta wasted.I really don't think we can spend any more turns building the sea wall considering we've done it for three turns and the rice we got isn't even helping.We need to move back into the rat assault or else the front line is going to get too strong and we'll never push back through.
Ok suggestions here.Develop merc. culture. Build industries that focus on merc companies exploring ratlands and coastal cities (stores for weapons and armor, shipyards, boar mounts, tree ent summoners, taverns, etc.) These will be taxed industries due to land claims.Train up ent police as spy replacements. >>310806Opee keep this up and nobody is going to play tree faction. Just saying.
>>310978About the rise we got, what if we send it to the rats as a gift, and promised them we would tell them how to make their own if they join us? We dont have to tell them they cant actually make it here, but it might work to turn more of them to our side?
>>3109603 tribes thought what is in their would sink the island, and you were defending it. If you feel us fighting when we thought our home was at stake if we didn't fight was a problem then so be it. Also we weren't going to end them, merely make them surrender to help end conflict permanently but then the orcs came. Besides we may be a mess regarding the clans relations with each other but if you attack one of us then we get angry and once were done we go back to bickering with the rest of the coppers. We already said this a long time before, the clans have their problems but were all still coppers and thats why we united dispite the previous war.
>>310993I don't think that would be wise, because if they can grow it and don't join us then we just gave them a bonus, but if they can't grow it, it'll look like we tricked them, and that's not good for diplomacy.I think we do need to march in and have a different standpoint on how we offer them peace.I say we spend an action this turn to send a diplomat to the rats and tell them:Swear fealty to our queen, or the attacks will never stop.
>>310980Well you're doing the same thing every turn man.1. Increase Policing2. play with Mercs.You should do something cool, like send spies to other people's territory. I mean the greatest military in the world is your enemy after all, you could easily bop over there and start trying to steal tech.
>>311020Should we send something along with the Diplomat? Gifts? Knowledge? The 'prisoners'?
>>311036Remember most of them were sleeper agents. Also a good portion of the non sleepers were killed.
>>311020We might also want to use our tech on the Inquisition, since we're gonna have to eventually deal with the rat necromancers
>>311038I think fear appeals to rats more than reason does from what we've studied.I think it'll be a lot better just to send a diplomat, that way we don't have to worry about if they get stolen, or accidentally giving them a bonus.I was thinking about sending one of our rats to show off how good things can be on the other side of the wall, but since last turn the inquisition went around burning them and they might say something about that.
>>310997one of those tribes you never even saw before and the other was activly attacking you, but you still trusted them enough to help them attack the people who you knew. And before the orc invasions you were going to ship the maidens off to us anyway. If anything the attack, whcih did not even caust you any of your lands, makes us even.
>>311055>but since last turn the inquisition went around burning them and they might say something about that.Come on, Princess, that wasn't even a sentence.I was saying they might not be on board with the queen idea enough to use as diplomats yet, because we burned them.
>>311069Maybe send a suntribe diplomat? That is, if they're up for it and the rats still want to talk to them?
>>311056What made you think we would give the maidens to you? Also regarding the bowties, I dont think we saw them find our copper, and the closest to a attack was a copper woman wandering to their lands where for some reason a guard chucked a spear at her. That made them hostile to us but nothing came of it in the end because no one actually did a follow up attack. Lastly the magus told us about the sinking, the suns actually knew something about it so thats all we had to go by or do nothing when there's the threat of the island sinking. Then there was the fight where we all united for the common goal of wanting our island intact so we can live to deal with each other later where we saw your people defending it who didn't have the hindsight to tell us their side of the story.
>>311090Why would we phone in a friend to do peace talks instead of doing it ourselves?I mean, I'm not asking for peace between The Nations, I'm asking for The Rats to surrender.
>>311100yeah, okay, makes sense.So what for our tech?
>>311096The history between Bowties and Coppres is as this.Tribal Era:Bowties discover some scouting parties out in the wild, kill them, take their jewelry.Bowties go looking for more parties, but Coppers had invented swords and run Bowties off.Many turns later we team up to fight Trees.Medieval Era:No interaction.>>311109I'm thinking we strengthen and outfit our sailboats to hold troops. I have this idea that, if The Rats refuse peace, we sail around the front lines, unload troops behind the defenses, and surprise attack them.
>>311096>no one actually did a follow up attack.Oh yeah, it was mostly bantz between players
>>311122I think Bowties were busy with rats at the time, and Coppers were more concerned with getting rich and making friends.
>>311096this comment http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/225068/#p234247 made me think you were giving us the maidens. And considering we had to prepare ourselves for the battle, we didn't have any time to actually tell you.
>>311118I dont think taking to the sea's is generally a good idea, with the sea witch, and the coppers and trees having naval supremecy. I think it would be better to maybe learn about their burrows so to prevent them from escaping again when we take a city, or using it to get deep into their territory?
>>311118With the jewelry they didn't kill anyone, in the turn picture they apparently just found it unguarded. About the women and the men running off scouts no idea what you were even doing there since you got a low roll. Since its been ages since I last saw the tribal threads.>>311129We were mainly concerned about our low pop and the whole island sinking thing.>>311135Guess I did say that when we were in the beating the shit out of eachother stage. Thought the whole treaty talk and us uniting against the orcs would make you think differently. Especially when there was backlash for you invading the maidens just after we united and were dealing with orks. My bad there for not remembering though.
>>311152Good idea.Like what if we developed a regiment of rats that was meant to help us bust burrows and overall fuck with rat defenses?
>>311176That sounds good.Im of to bed now tho, so see you later
>>311191See ya, I'll write up our turn.
>>310840Bowties TurnAction: send a diplomat into The Rat Lands and tell them that if they swear fealty to The Bowtie Queen, our attacks will stop.Tech: Develop military use for The Rats burrowing prowess, making burrow busters, tunneling through defenses, ect.
So are the other coppers here? I was thinking we could try to improve our blood magic further as one of our actions.
>>311256I'd like to join, but I don't have much clue on the backstory.
>>311301Okay so what you need to know is this.Bowties: Lead by a lich queen that's obsessed with immortality. They like fashion and are fighting a war against Rat People. They don't like magic.Coppers: A group of people split up into Japanese-style clans, are attacked by orcs a lot and spend most of their time discovering how to use steam power. They do magic more as a hobby so it seems.Sun Worshipers: They worship the sun, love magic, and like to wrestle each other naked all the time. They're everyone's friend, but at the same time a lot of their population has turned very lazy out of constant peace and luxury.Trees: A group of people that think The Forrest is sacred. They're lead by a council of elves with a public made of humans. They treat women like property, but are taking strives to try and fix that since a lot of the women have started to rise up insurgency-style and try to take down the government. They also like magic.
>>311338Ah, so no one's tried to unite the tribes like a Shogun or Emperor? I'd be willing to join the Coppers if we could do something like that.
>>311351Tried that but then the orcs came and just demolished that plan last minute.
>>311351They've tried to, The Warlord clan is obviously the biggest and best at fighting, not to mention that one of the clans got a most of its population stolen away by tree people and the other clan is full of engineers mostly. The orcs stopped The Warlord invasion, and every time they try anything diplomatic or forming a council it devolves into in-fighting all over again.
>>311369In the copperlands, there is only war
>>311356>>311369ALRIGHT THEN. I SWEAR FEALTY TO THE WARLORD CLAN!I support the improvement of our blood magic!
>>311395Well I also have another potential idea for the coppers to see. We cant really into Diplomacy because theres to many warlord familys. Just putting this up as an idea for the rest of the coppers to see that we could have the biggest warlord family have him try to take over the warlord lands to get one leader since he should have allied warlords to try and instate himself as a shogun and his lesser allys as Daiymos to try to slowly invade the weaker lords and take their lands eventually getting to the stronger familys before they notice which by then they would controll a majority of the lands. Since it would only involve the warlords there wouldnt be a risk of there being the 3 clans all being weakened at the same time.
>>311036> greatest military in the world is not tree nation> you should focus on foreign policy even though domestic is screwed upThis is why we're not allies
>>311433But The Tree Military sucks.You've spent literally no turns upgrading any of it, your troop quality is the lowest in the game, and you best thing is Tree Ents which can't even be used to attack.I also didn't tell you to focus on foreign policy, I said steal technology so your people as a whole will stop be a bunch of tribals in the middle of a medieval era game.
>>311460your*being*Holy shit why don't I proof read anything.
>>311460Theres a lot more to military than > muh gunsWe had a fleet and a boar cavalry, know that LITERALLY NOBODY ELSE has a cavalry. We also have the most people, numbers really help. How many battles has tree nation lost? All of our conflict losses are mostly either internal or out of our control.
>>311479Copper just developed one
>>311479You dont even know how to make melee weapons. Any you get come from the engineers and are made out of copper instead of steel or iron. Also remember we have a calvalry to with actual horses.
>>311479Were you not there when The Trees tried to attack The Rats and only got a +10 on their attack rolls because troop quality.Meanwhile everyone else has +20s and many other bonuses.
>>311492Forgot to add we have a fleet too with weapons that are able to sink ships.
>>311492Who says we dont know how to make melee weapon? Engineers supplied us with copper dumbass
>>311479Also literally nobody in the game has guns besides rats.Saying>Muh GunsIs the most ill-informed thing you could possibly say besides "Trees are good at fighting"
>>311494>>311503I know the problem, you guys dont understand that tech advances in tree culture are much different. We couldnt learn smelting early because we didnt want to burn trees. We advance along with nature, we dont seek to advance beyond it. Our army is strong, just differe from yours.
>>311505Do you even read your tech? It says in the other civs sheets say what weapons they have and all you know how to make are bows.
>>311505The fact that it isn't in your tech list maybe, it only has bows
>>311521No, your army is pretty weak.You can have an awesome military and not focus on tech at all so long as you're properly using magic and actually training your troops, or better yet using your awesome bows to actually hold warfare that favors archers.The only thing you're any good at is defending because you've used near all your turns in this era slapping women uprisings and shving so much internal control into your community that you might as well be living in 1984 Sexism Edition.
>>311547Unlike you, I don't sperg over fictional civs in a japanese anime board. The fact is that I'm playing the tree nation the way that their culture is molded, unlike everyone else turning their tribes into something they're clearly not (cough steampunk cough). You can have your opinions about how I play my team, but I personally don't think we are militarily weak at all, sorry.>>311533I don't recall bowties having weapons in their tech list yet I see them. We have swords in our images, so what makes you think we can't make them?
>>311574The civs are what we make them, that's why we're playing the game.Your military is weak as all hell, and we can reference every combat you've ever had as proof. Just because you say your military isn't weak doesn't make it that way.If you want to keep trying to "play the tree nation the way that their culture is molded" then I recommend you actually start doing it instead of acting like tribal-fuck Africa and getting butthurt when people remind you that you've not done anything but trip over yourself trying to shut up women.
>>311574Mainly the fact that the bowties have shown the ability to smith and create weapons since the tribal age while you guys have always relyed on us for metal tools. If you feel that you truly know how to make something other than a bow then ask Opee tomorrow and quit try to justify your weak military.
>>311605I'm fairly certain weapons only show up on the tech list if they're of exceptional quality.Because Bowties have always used spears, that's like our thing.
>>311612Dont you remember when you made a copper spear after stealing our shit when we weren't looking? I was referencing that which carryed over to this one with you getting steel like us since you already knew how to smith.
>>311599Lol she madWhat the fuck do you care how I play bow dyke. The fact is I run the nation, not you. These games never have a winner or goal, its just stupid pointless storybuilding. Anyways, it seems most of tree nation are not pathetic NEETs and dont follow every turn because of work, so I wont be mad if Opee decides to remove us from the game. If Bowtie princess thinks we are just a tribal remnant, it probably won't change much.
>>311633Awesome, dude. Good luck with all that then!>>311625Yeah, but I was putting out the idea that it might just be that we can all sorta make all the weapons, but they only show up in The Tech List if we're really good at making them, like how I'm sure The Coppers make the best blades because they've done it forever, the same way The Suns make good obsidian weapons. I assume The Bowties don't make awesome spears or anything, but they still know how to make them.That, or Opee just doesn't really care about what weapons we're really using and only bothers to keep up with them if they think it'll be significant.
>>311651It might be you just know how to make a shitload of the weapons used in medieval europe but you don't excessively use one like us with swords or trees with bow. That or opee just didn't feel like they were the most important like you said.
>>311674SoWhich clan invented The Katana?
>>311683It was probably made before the 3 clans became a thing. Maybe right after we hit our new land since just before the volcano fight we made the first plate armour and made the swords sharper.
>>311651Yeah, we make obsidian weapons, sadly they're also full of bugs
>>311428I'd go for this except that we should really handle the orc problem and strengthen our external defences first, we don't wanna get caught with our pants downso for our turn we action: capture an orc with non-lethal traps and interrogatethen we can use another tech action to improve our current things
>>312469alternatively..if we're going with one one warlord clan thing, we can try making some sort of ultimate council of talented tacticians, merchants, generals and diplomacists behind the warlord's back that would congregate on the most charismatic warlord which we can utilize to conquer the whole of copper
>>312469You could always swing on by and let Bowties teach you about the wonders of Monarchy.
>>311492They don't have weapons Op said we give them copper tools Hahahahah get fucked tree tards >>311428This is literally gold hart family massacre 2.0 waiting to happen
Please stay civil adventurers
>>312671Op is the tree nation the weakest in military terms? When did we get lolis? Why are the coppers so based? We will never unite right?
Why don't we Tech: more blood magics Tech: improve our steam engines to be better at fuel consumption and power. Get those dank Pistons powerful for trains and shieet
>>312690You can't do two techs though.
>>312697Our culture is tech So we get an action and a tech Trees get an action and an action You get an action and a tech too? Suns get a action and a cultural The first action can be either a tech, culture or action Second one is fixed as per your nation
>>312742WeirdI thought every turn we have to do one tech and our other action can be either action or culture.Sad to only find this out now because if I had known it were otherwise I would have been playing very differently!
>>312757could've gone full tech by now, but it doesn't really suit you guys that much>>312690so we won't do anything about the orcs for now? I'm good for more improvement honestly
>>312888It'd suit us if we put our tech into civic and military stuff.We've always done that.
>>312897its actually really hard to distinguish a "cultural action" in terms of civics
>>312958Well that's the difference between law and tradition.
>>312690I'd prefer we interogate a orc or try the other idea because if the warlords get one leader they'll be more effective, and if we capture a orc we can find out the cause of all the stuff they've done. Besides I sorta feel we should hold off on steam power to help get our stuff together.
>>313072The warlords are fine for nowThey all fight the orcsAnd they peacefulLets not jinx this Fine I rate an orc torture session is in order. And I think since we put down all those tracks and made farming tools with steam we should continue because otherwise they are wasted turns
>>313257How would we improve it further then? We already have track systems to carry resources and one across the nation would take a long time to finish and would detract resources from the warlords efforts to deal with the orcs and the maidens wouldnt benefit either since their on the island. I say we try to advance our magic, we could begin to start shipping orc blood from the western lands to those who practice it so they can advance further.
>>313270improve the steam engine
Please tell me Op isn't playing the orc story from warcraft the movie Fel Magic when?
>>313282>>313270like less explodey more fasty more efficient etc
>>313301I'd still prefer if we did blood magic instead of steam because the 3 will benefit instead of mostly the engineers. Also have you guys noticed the orcs have scars almost identical to the warlords ritual scars? That and their shoulder plates are a little similar to to the ones the warlords wear?
So how aboutAction: Get a Orc to interrogate about why the orcs are attacking, Why their homes and shit were empty Are the orcs running from something?Is the fel real?What is Warcraft?Where are the peons?Do you like our lolis?Tech: Improve the steam engine with powerful pistons and make it more safe and have a better fuel consumption.
sunbros what shall we do for our turn?
>>313328Only the maidens benefit dude....unless they share their revelationsThe warlords have bought the steam engines...So it should benefit us
>>313333We should actually ask opee if any advancements of magic spread to the other clans. But really though you've got to see the similarities between the orcs and warlords that I pointed out here>>313328Its intresting to say the least.
>>313341Doesn't help if they want us dead...
>>313332Ayy, got any ideas? Keep on trying to develop magic maybe? Get healing done so we can end this damn plague? Finish our portion of the wall? The lazy shamans must have learned at least something by watching the bowties
>>313343weren't we gonna try and up our alchemy/healing? maybe also make quarantined zones or something?
>>313342What I'm saying something could have happened like magic gone wrong or some curse to a portion of the coppers long before the 3 clans even existed. Think of it, once we interogate a orc we could find out what happened. Then we might be able to replicate it if it was magic or even make them our allys if its some great threat. Then we get access to green shock troops since they seem to be quite smart.
>>313344Yeah, let's focus on healing for now. And the spas are basically quarantine zones now anyway.
>>313350true, maybe buff our new flight system? if we got working mass transportation through flight it would be really cool and useful. especially if you think if a certain event that has once happened before
>>313352Indeed, so maybe our actions:- Further develop our healing magics/alchemy/medicine n shieet to save the people- Look into improving our air transports, finding some better ropes that are less flammable maybe? A bigger basket? Huge flocks of possessed birds?Maybe?
>>313358huge possessed birds could work too. but maybe a zeppelin of some kind would be a thing too. finding rope that doesn't burn is good but I don't know if we have a way of achieving that.
>>310840aight so we got more votes for steam >>313329
>>313365Yeah, to get new materials we gotta have to scout. So we can either scout for something hopefully helpful or look into alternate methods. Like enlarging the basket so the flames dont reach the ropes easy. Or use birds. Zeppelins I feel are to fast a leap, we gotta work our way up.
>>313374maybe add bigger baskets and try birds as well? if bigger baskets work for the old model we'd have a good sized transport. but I feel like the pilot doesn't need to use immolate and could use his hand flame as well? that way he'd be able to take multiple people and the ropes wouldn't burn as fast either.
>>313381Thing is, maybe pilots used Immolate because hand flames aren't strong enough to generate lift. Immolate is a higher level spell after all.
>>313386Didn't we suggest using immolate though? the flame in an actual hot air balloon isn't that huge either, but I don't know how hot the handflame of a shaman is either.maybe suggest it in our turn?
>>313392Yeah, in our second action, for the alternate balloon solutions we'l ad using handflames instead to see if it would work better. But then it would also means that the shaman would have to constantly hold his arms up and that'll lead to problems, like tired arms
>>313401it's better than falling to your death because the ropes burned. we'll work towards a better system someday. but if it works it's great. it can be used for a great many things and maybe you could have a second pilot installed to switch between them if one gets a sore arm.
>>313409Yes, so our actions:- Further develop our healing magics/alchemy/medicine n shieet to save the people- Look into improving our air transports, using flame hands instead of immolate and having a second pilot to switch when the first ones arms are tired? A bigger basket? Huge flocks of possessed birds?
>>313419yeah that's good. it's basically that we'll use our second action as a tech action where we try out different things to optimalise the air transport.
>>313423And since we need to atleast take care of the plague, let's hold off communications for now
>>313443sounds wise, we're on okay terms with both engineers and bowties right now anyways.
>>313446k, linking post
no one carestheres no thread tonight
>>313507next thread will be thursday, but it's nice to have your turn discussed before that moment
>>313595>still pushing the roman meme>the RoMeme
>>313373dude what? I really think we should advance in our blood magic, just think about what we can do with more powerfull tentacle magic 0.o
>>313717Really sticking to your Jap theme with tentacle porn huh
>>313622THE ROMEME IS THE BEST MEME
>>313740>Romeme is best meme>don't even have legionnaire in name any morebegone, undedicated memer. You are not a WORTHY Romemester
What faction has the cutest females?http://www.strawpoll.me/10614004
>>314013I tried voting for suns but misclicked
>>314037>voting for sunTheres your mistake
>>314147Suns got the cutest girlsCoppers got the straight up hottestBowties have the QueenAnd the less said about the tree tribe the better
>>314198We HaveLolisDO YOU HAVE LOLIS?Pretty sure we win in cuteness
>>314213Sorry i didnt read the strawpoll as>Who can get away with sexualising children the most and making it feel non-creeper
>>314213the queen could fit the 1000 year old loli trope, so that'd make her win probably. also coppers still confirmed weeaboos
hail the witching child!!!
>>313717Huh, well that makes 2 votes for magic and 2 for steam. Unless another copper comes and breaks the tie we should just roll a d2 to get our second action just to be fair if it isnt broken by the time the next turns are about to be updated.
>>314262But she was a woman already when she became chief back all those centuries ago.Besides, BEING A LOLI IS A PRINCESS'S JOB, MINE MINE MINE
>>314282Well dude its already in place I can't delete it .. the post is too oldJust let it happenMagic can be next I mean I am the person who said we should start investing in magics
Op Can The clans have minor cultural actions?Kinda like vanity culture actions?Like the engineers become roman;-)
>>314350no! no fucking romans this time! we are fucking weeaboos, no romans!
>>314350Eh, Romans are overdone. You got Patty Hats for a reason.
>>314354Mad senpai? No water troll legionnaires here Just Steam enginesAnd soon Roman engineers
>>314359I have not seen one thread with romans besides the ones I shill in
>>314350You're not roman you tard quit projecting your roman fantasys on the coppers when no one wants it when you shove it into every civ game you play.
>>314365>Water Troll LegionnairesWhy would you literally just push to repeat a nation.
>>314369Sorry to trigger your autismIts just an imaginary civ >I put romans into these to trigger and make hate
>>314383Yeah, we know.I bet you're the guy that used to legionnaire in their name no matter what civ game you were at too.
>>314383>imaginary>romans>imaginarywater troll wants to be romansi'm triggeredwater trolls don't want to be romansi'm triggered
>>314392I did say I am earlier >>314396>rome never happenedDont tell me you believe the stories
>>314383This is why the others call you our teams autist, anyways I'm done dealing with this, I'll just shoot down your roman ideas along with the rest of the coppers and not even bother you about it outside of a turn post.
>>314413I was actually talking about how you say it's imaginary and then try to combine it with a real life thing ;)
>>314418Wow Your words have scarred me for lifeI may never recover Looks lIke I'll just leave and kill myself later
Fine do you faggots want to be weebs for our entire civ evolution?Christ Cant we at least into Teutonic shit I hate having blade folded one mirrion times
>>314463why don't you guys make it some kind of hybrid weeaboo/romeme civ?
>>314490That could be cool.
>>314494>>314490warlord hates funHe'd probably shoot it down because He isn't done with being full-on autistic weeb retard
>>314490thats what i want.. i want a european engineer clanThats allFUck the maidens and warlords they can be weeks forever
>>314490And they can wear the Lorica Segmemetata
>>314601As opposed to being full-on autistic roman retard
>>316370Yea pretty much
Anyone have a link to the archives on suptg I need to make memes
>>316376You can just type Opee into the search bar
>>316370Also are you going to send us more shamans to train?
>>316379Everybody is full of Frog AIDS right now,s ending over people would only spread the infection.
>>316381Thats trueStay outCan you teach us how to build a wall?When you cured obviously
>>316382Does a polar bear shit in the woods?
>>316383I mean not usually.But if you put a polar bear in the woods they probably wouldn't be adverse to it.
I can't find the second threadAll those spicy memes Gone
>>316384Sounds unrealistic.A polar bear wouldnt be able to effectivly sustain itself in the woods. It would die of starvation and over heating before it could ever take a shit
>>316387Opee has all the memes saved in a folder.You can ask them for them later.>>316389Ah yes, but you empty your bowels when you die.Checkmate.
>>316395So engineers have no fingers
Wait a minuteIF BLOOD MAGIC CAN MAKE LOLIS AND STUPID SHIT LIKE THATThen Blood magic can make our race.. Bigger than ORCS New Magic: Growth Level 1
>>316395this is why we really are in a shitty civil war
>>316398Dont You fucking love war?
>>316402That's the warlords
>>316404>>316402I am a warlord but hey the final goal is to unite the whole place
>>316405Our final goal is to murder the ocean
>>316405Well that's not what I am seeingI just see warlords trying to gain control of the whole nation
>>316408damnit team magma>>316409I've always tried to ask you guys continously to give support to the maidens and try to work out a peace treaty, dont generalize all the warlords, besides its not like you're doing anything to unite tha copper too
>>316412I MUST KILL THE OCEAN
>>316412I dont really see the point in a United copper nation Tbh We already fight togetherHelp each other Taking the multiple turns to unite would be a wasteEspecially when I dont want to be united
>>316417It'd sure cut down on Clan Loyalty Autism and make Engineers actually share.
>>316421That's probably why he doesn't want them to unite. The Engineers are the autists of the coppers after all.
>>316417look at the iron maidens, their people got killed a few turns back and they still havn't gotten anything, if enemies fucked your shit up and you had an agenda chances are it won't be answered cause the other 2 doesn't give a fuck about youyour tech won't be placed in all our actions and neither are the warlord's cavalry if you wanted to do somethingnor can you improve your magic steam machine without the mines of the iron maiden
>>316425>look at the iron maidens, their people got killed a few turns back and they still havn't gotten anything, if enemies fucked your shit up and you had an agenda chances are it won't be answered cause the other 2 doesn't give a fuck about youThis won't changeSadly copper warlord shills his agenda every turn I mean All I do is tech.. Nothing elseI proposed we study magic to help the maidens evenHes as stubborn as me when it comes to this thread.
>>316496Truly, you're both meant for eachother
>>316506Well at least when we argue for 200+ posts we keep the thread bumped
>>316510Just like an old married couple
>>316412>>316405Why do you think I put out an idea to have one warlord slowly and covertly try to take over all the warlords lands? The armys would actually be more organized and we'd easily be able to aid the other clans since its one leader instead of a load of warlords. I atleast want some since of unity with the warlords so we dont have a repeat of the council. But no one wanted to do it dispite it only effecting the warlords if a large war goes down again.
>>316636>pantsfake n gay
>>316647>romans>Middle agesPick one
>>316652>Updated Romans in the middle ages with upgraded shit>SkirtsPick one
>>316659>he doesn't like skirtswhat a homo
>>316689The madman goes stealing foreign memes now
>>316697No shame, no shame
>>316664Yeah i'm imagining something alright
>>316709I'll be honest, I laughed alot at this. Leave it to the suns to make some top tier memes.
>>316714The light of the sun gifts us with memes
>>316709Did kek Well played
>>316967No, that's meme expansion. THIS is meme stealing
Well then earlier was meme expanding..
Enough of thisI'm done
>>317008DoneLike da sunbby
I say that we make it so each family can have unlimited male children but only 1 female child. Any other must die. I say we initiate martial law for women only and disallow them from learning magic. Open has made it clear that women are cunts. I say we take away their rights again and not allow them to meet in groups larger than four. No leaving house before 12:00 P.M and no after 6:00 P.M I say we focus on magic since we rely on nature so much and FUCKING don't allow a new rebellion. Kill all women who don't abide. Stupid cuntz.
>>316636Why are you still stealing that one image from The Bowtie Propaganda.Not cool bro.
>>316644I'm all for it honestly, but thats what the engineer thought /shrug we can try doing that next turn>>316709kekked
>>318524I actually did it from scratchI just liked the way the face was doneEven if i wanted to copy the face it was different so i couldn't
>>320952It's literally night here, timezonesss
>>320957Timezones are gay!Anyway, wasn't there something about a thread today?
>>320966Not that i know of. I'm just here because it's no longer Wednesday
update soonlurkers, you can join the tree tribe! they are few and they don't seem very committed (except into beating women)
>>321153welcome back opee :) I would join the tree tribe but I'm afraid I will make decisions which would be good for the coppers If that makes sense...
>>321153Well accoding to at least one guy, they have actual jobs so they don't care apparently
>>321153Welcome back Opee, looking foward to see if we capture a ork and what he'll say
>>321153any surprises tonight ;^)
turn 12 end!Heliomagis have searched far and wide, bought countless exotic plants and tried thousands of potions to fight back the plague. They found the Poppy, a flower which produces little seeds that, once processed, killed most of the pain.Health measures were taken : frogs were slaughtered and spas have been closed. The plague gradually died down.Shamans are still experimenting with balloons. woven basket balloons, powered by a single shaman's flame, are easier to make, can carry two and fly higher, but can't fly long, since shamans get cramps fast. Also, it's still impossible to steer it, it simply follows the wind.
>>321321Sweet, progress. Towards mopium and perhaps even more narcotics in the future.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>313373kidnap attempt on a giant green dude:1-30: orcs not found31-50: oh shit, orcs found!51-75: success76-100: success!
brb 1 hour
>>321321I imagine this is what you meant with the shamans getting cramps
>>321392Wonder what the "success!" means. 2 orcs?
>>321410succes is probably one orcsucces! could be a group of orcs or a chief or something
>>321344I think this is the first orc related roll we didn't fail.
>>321347Culture: Initiate Martial Law for women only. Use Ent/Elf force to enforce it. Execute all women who speak of rebellion.Action: Create wall of Ent's that surrounds all of Elfland.
>>3215672orcsplus it's a rip off of the 2kat and by extension 2cat meme
>>321344raiding an orc village, scouts found females and children still sticking around! they managed to knock one out before the others started getting angry and left.The female orc has been questioned, and though her resistance was strong, torture got info out of her. Before she was put down, she said the men were west fighting a great evil.The engineers kept working on their steam engines, making them larger and more robust, and thus more reliable. The Maiden wanted none of it though. Instead, many of the high ranking maiden became apprentices of the Witching Child to further their knowledge of magic.
>>321572ah, kek>>321599hell yeah, amy idea what the evil could be coppers?
>>321599So basically theres a rape train coming our way that even the orcs are struggling with.
made this orc geisha, bc of the japanese theme and stuff...
>>321613It'd be funny if it's an actual train
>>321599A diplomat was sent to demand reddition from the rats. He came back with its head on a spike: "well they said no but I think they need time to consider"Rats were included in the army as sappers.The rumors go wild as the queen has been seen fooling around with boys lately. "Who will be the next consort?" is the main subject brought up at noble tables.
>>321636The boning continues
>>321636FINNALY A BOWTIE SKELLIE
>>321619So who else wants to build the great wall of china 2.0?
>>321636The Elves focused the efforts of the Ent police ont he borders, with the mercenaries, to make an effective and mobile wall around their territory. This thinned out the number of Ents watching the population.The elves, in the panic of the terrorist attacks, ordered military rule over all women. They're not allowed to go out alone, never at night, not to carry anything close to a weapon...that was the last straw! After a particularly violent arrest of a woman, the others rose up to her defense, and beat the guards back! the mob grew until it turned into a full-fledged rebellion of women and equalitarian sympathizers!The Tree faction is enduring an Equalitarian Socialist rebellion! Any Tree Faction member or new player may join Elfland as a rebel and fight for their cause!turn 13 start! there will be an event next turn!
>>321703Ah fook, the event better not be another hiatus
If factions were cats, which would be the cutest?http://www.strawpoll.me/10632755
>>321715I am not an expert on felines
>>321703go feminism!!!! could I be a rebel if no one wants to be, there are plenty of copper already..
>>321703TOP KEKTOLD YA TREETARDS
>>321723No need to be an expert. The answer is obvious, really.
>>321712Roll for Hiatus1-99: Hiatus100: No Hiatus
>>321724Better yet why not supply and support them with superior copper equipment.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>321735welp
>>321733it is really obvious isn't it?
>>321740You doomed us all
>>321739yeah was going to do that if someone else becomes a rebel ;)
>>321749Queen confirmed a cougar :^)
>>321703Good job, Treefags, you managed to get your team to split up before the Coppers.
>>321703>>321703K nigga, if we make MORE Ent's, how the fuck does it thin out population. Fuck the stupid cuntz. I say we kill em' until they stop fighting back. This shit is getting fucking ridiculous. I'm loyal to the game but while EVERYONE else is advancing, we are getting fucked. Don't be biased Opee. Ffs. This feminists/equality shit can go back to tumblr. But honestly Opee if pop of men is larger than women and women are unarmed how the FUCK is there a rebellion, this shit wouldn't fly.
>>321765Well, you said make a wall of ents, so that means the existing ents would go and form a wall
>>321746I'd be willing to support you doing that, we love fighting afterall. Since we would be up to help I dont see a very good reason for the golden maiden to not want our help ingame.>>321765Top kek, we've been having it worse with the orcs.
>>321776MAKE a wall of Ents. MAKE wall Ents. Make Ents... Fuck. Ok if there is going to be a stupid fucking feminists rebellion and the coppers supply it, then we surrender, take the copper weaponry, make a new government and then use that shit I don't give a fuck.
>>321794A rule of adventure threads like this is to make sure all your syntax is a specific as possible because it will always be used against you.What you should have said is "Make more ents so they can form a wall" or something like that
>>321749Tech: Work on MagicAction: Create as many Ents as possible. Use whatever copper is left to plate the Ents. (The women don't know how to use magic anyway)
>>321803Help me fix this sunbro.
>>321765you can't make more elvesElves can't make more entsI am biased? you make me write what is basically the same action every turn and when it works you still keep pushing it further until it blows up, and then blame it on medon't pretend I'm pushing feminist agendas when the nation is all male full hetero ruling from startnow I don't like to write that kind of stuff to players but I'm getting tired of getting shit for making your turns
>>321823Shit's on fire yo, as Opee said, try something new. As you complained everybody are making advancements and shit, work that a bit. Try apologizing.
>>321749i rike this hairstyle
>>321865Being a CopperI agree since its part of muh culture
Trees Why notApproach the womenOffer them rights and shit to be equal with men. Offer them a day where women get cool things.. like mothers day.Then Start digging for minerals. Get them and then research smelting.Maybe send envoys to the rats. Be alliesGet gunsKill people, be awesomeYou could even ally with us.Well minus the maidens
>>321838I shall now take charge of the REBEL ELF FACTION.
>>321928Weren't you a samurai before
>>321933Changed my mind. I think it's more interesting to start a new faction and rise from the ashes of the old one.
>>321838Lol. If the political situation wasn't always filed with somebody getting assassinated or women doing stupid shit, then we could focus on other shit. But since there is always a problem culturally, we are kind of fucked. There is no way to not focus on culture for like 3 turns now because of a rebellion that shouldn't have been possible due to what martial law is. Sorry for flipping out. But honestly if shit isn't fixed in 5 turns and I think the turns out and do what is "recommended" an I still get dick and ass and absolutely no gain, then I'm done. At this point I'm the last "tree tard"
>>321937Speaking of which, since now Treetards have two factions, how are their turns are going to work
>>321937You're the first step for the downfall of the old trees. You should probably try to get in contact with the maidens so you can end them quickly.
Op You could dissolve the tree nation into barbarians and tribes and make a new nation....Preferably Knights or Spaniards
>>321954Knights'd be cramping on the bowties style
>>321958Do they even have horses?
>>321982They have boars. That's where their cavalry came from
>>321986Im talking about dem bowtie nigs
>>321958plus the spanish inquisition
>>321994We dont have horses that i know of
>>321994Ah, then i don't think so. But they have everything else knight-related though
>>321953>>321943The Maidens, the all female warriors, right? I'm still a bit new at the game, thanks for the advice!
>>322026You should also know the trees for some reason made female super assassin's so you have those to use. Regarding the turns you probably get 2 actions just like the other nations.
>>322026Or we could unite. End the stupid rebellion, fix diplomacy and actually use our shit to fix tree land?
>>322026Also, if we use both of our turns every turn for the same-ish idea, we will have no problems. Taking Opee's advice
>>322129I've returned.What's this about Queens and Shotas?
>>322026Sooo. You and I can fix this in one turn no problem.
>>322129It's really clear that the women are strong. The fact that they're discontent and you stole them off the Maidens is even worse. Why would they be content with being stolen and being put down afterwards? It's time for me to act.
>>322141Ayy princess, I fucked up politically because I kek'd too hard at the other Trees leaving... So now I'm making peace with wit wimmin
>>322149>2orcsI wish you luck!The Trees were in need of some new management.
>>322145Bruh, you're acting on behalf of elves mostly, the maidens are yours, but technically they are slaves. Elf women and tree women can be free, but stop trying to benefit everyone except for your faction. FFS. I said fix this politically and give women rights.
>>322171>>321749Scratch last post about actions. Culture: Amend the actions of last turn and offer women equality without bloodshed and with slaves as the new currency. (Not with men as the fucking slaves) I say the Trees, Elves, Men and Women unite and discuss new diplomacy. Action: Get missionary support for the Tree people incase of a Denial of the request for peace and prepare them for war. (War against the rats OR the women) preferably the rats) Thanks.
>>322145>>322193You ok with this? If you make the same culture turn then peace and no death is achieved.
>>321995Skellie, we gotta show these rat fuckers what happens when you mess with the bowties.I elect we attack again this turn.
So coppers we already have 2 votes to supply the tree rebels while asking the warlords if they want to help out since we like fighting. If you want specifics it would just be warlords harrasing the ent wall and elves while the maidens supply them and train them. We could also get the engineers to jump in if they want to join.What should we do for our second action? There is the evil in the west so we could maybe send a diplomat to see if they would take our help in exchange for not attacking us anymore. Or build defenses or just prepare some other way like more magic or more weapons.
>>321703Here's my action. Immediately send envoys to the Maidens, ask if we can stay at their island and setup a base to strike back against the tyrants. If they're willing to do that, ask if they'll fight with us!Action, contact the female super assassins to after the loyalist generals. With this, their morale will plummet and they'll lack the will to fight.
>>322206I second that. Send our fresh troops in there with the intend to conquer. But we should make sure not to fall to any ambushes or traps the rats have prepared while we where off building the atlantic wall
>>322220We need a tech to do as well.We already have something that helps bust defenses, and we have siege machines, but we are still susceptible to surprises and such.I wonder if we can introduce The Inquisition into war by developing flame based shock tactics.
>>322214Bruh. What about peace? You are selling yourself to the coppers. We aren't fighting back lol. If this keeps up there won't be a rebellion because I'll quit and you will have no one to fight. Or I'll join the rebellion, make turns for the rebellion and fuck it over. Either way.
>>322207We don't need to interfere in the tree warsWe have literally nothing to gain...Literally nothing...I rate we focus training our troops to wear full platemail and fight in it. Should give us advantages in combat rolls.Also lets just keep on advancing steam or blood magic.We need to prepare for the fight.
>>322236Ayy. Wanna help? I'll help kill rats later if this stupid rebellion shit ends and Elfland becomes whole again. I just wanna play the game without the coppers ruling two nations.
>>322236That might work yeah, i was thinking about preparing the Inquisition to help against the necromancer rats when they finally become relevant. Since their magic could potentially be very harmfull to our troops, having trained anti-magic fighters could prove very usefull
>>322243Thank you! You are smart. Finally a copper I like.
>>322245The Rats are in between us, so if we wanna get to you we gotta either kill rats or sail crossed the sea, and our queen hates mermaids.>>322247I don't think they have anti-magic fields.We probably just burn mages!
>>322243We already were plate partially and were just as good as the bowties when they wear full plate. However I support magic as a thing to improve as our second action.
>>322263We should be carefull if we try to improve on their flame magic tho, since if we overstep our bounderies we might lose our flame magics entirely
>>322272Well then we can do advanced swordsmanship training for grunts. We need samurai tier skills matePlease don't go into tree land. I will not supply the ships to transport weapons or troops. We have bigger fish to fry than to die on foreign soil
>>322278I doubt we can improve our flame magic, as we need to use culture actions to do that I believe.
Ayyy any sunbros here or should I go to sleep again and wait until the almos next turn to make the actions
>>322299So tech on properly weaponising and implementing our inquisition's flames for active use in the ratlands campain?
>>322289I'm not gonna try to change your opinion but this will actually make us an ally so we dont have the tree tards breathing on our neck like they did when we were in the middle of fighting with the orcs. That and the new leaders would actually be able to help us if we need it. But really though we and the maidens have our own boats and the grunts most likely have their samurai skills since they only use swords and bow. The main thing samurais used outside of spears for the peasantry. So really your choice if you dont want the engineers involved.
>>322315We have IDs ya know
>>322305I know the shaman wont be here till tomorow
>>322323Yeah, and our action will be to keep The Northern Conquest going.
>>322331Welp, time to take a nap. How would you know anyway.
>>322348Sounds good.>>322359The internet
>>322369The internet? What's that? Is it like a net that's internal or sumthin? Can it be used to kill the ocean
>>322383Let me show you a magical world
>>321749Bowtie Turn:Tech: Develop methods to introduce The Inquisition into warfare by use of shock tactics and morale damaging. We want waves of furred beings made into soot by our charge.Action: March into war. Bring our new rounds of troops, The Northern Expanse shall belong to us without question.
>>322393woah, radical dude
Here's some Princess killing a plague frog.They grow up so fast.
>>322446Went right for the groin huh
>>322466No mercy for frogs.
>>321599>Orcs are here to fight an evilI wonder why all the fantasy races are in the know about world shaking events but Humans aren't.
>>322793Too busy killing eachother and imagining things
>>322793>Theirs a great evil threatening our lands>Lets attack the nation of angry asian men instead of dealing with said evilThey're not the brightest when it comes to telling other races about these things.
>>322466I wont be able to help with our turn until tomorrow
>>322828Maybe they think Steam Engines are dragons.
>>322838No probs, we have time
>>322251>>322214Who the FUCK are these tards?? One isn't even me and the other looks like its some copper same fagging to start a war that benefits him. The hell is this. >Pretend to be the real Treevor>Anon (who is copper comes in out of nowhere) >Ruins Tree-people and all they were> Ruins game for people like me and Buff elven Archer! >mfw fuck this shit, I'm out.
>>322922You aren't fooling anyone with your ID.
>>322922I honestly hope you're joking and you didn't forget about id's.
>>321838Yo, OpeeSome guy is trying to pretend to be me, could you like ban him or some shit? >>321812 this little kid right here, probs same-fagging with the coppers or some shit, idk. I'll try and fix the damage the retard did to the tree people. if Adolf Edgelord over there actually listens and helps end the rebellion that shouldn't even be happening, rofl.
>>322930I know, but still, you're a fuckiong edgelord. Stop the fucking rebellion and stop ruining el- game or I will continue going full handicap retard
>>322952What are you doing
A few threads ago it was coppers who seemed to go full retard, guess it's now the Trees turn
>>321838Fuck you Opee, we tried to initially advance beyond women beating but you always threw us a "women uprising", how the fuck do you think we'd react when every move we make you say "hurr durr womyn rebels are still a thing"Ffs its not like we wanted to stay like that, you literally started the tribe with gender inequality. Its hard enough when every other tribe preys on your misogyny that you cant get rid of, but you reinforced it, even if you didnt mean to. And now the game is destroyed you dumb frog. t. raging treetard
>>323287c'mon, only the coppers did that
>>323287Bruh. Agreed.Even when we got "rid" of the inequality, he still made women hate us and kill us
If only this autist archived I would show you, we sent spies to oust the rebelse but Opees like "getem next time!"Sure coppers are a factor, thats why our turns were to negate their influen before we did anything esecuz we all know howOpee likes to theow shit at us we hadnt considered or thought about.What about when bows wanted to teach magic to people and spent two turns trying? Opee waved his wand and said "cant do that faggot". But sure, you can mold the tribes however you like, though. >>310806>>323306Hmm I wonder where coppers were there? (Granted it was dumb move I didnt make but stil)
Point is: Opee is Ok tier artist, shit tier qm. I suggest everyone leave like I did before he fucks up other nations.
>>323383Our main issue right now is the cunt in "charge" of the Rebellion.
>>323398Then why are you still here?
>>323398Make our own quests sir? Or join another?
>>323408Alas, I have work but would love to qm one of these quests right, like Richard or Master OP. Got an awesome idea too with the nations themed after factions in the Colonial era ( pilgrims, native ams, ex-slaves)
>>323398>>323400>mfw the entirety of the tree tribe is imploding over a civil war and wanting to quit when we've gone through way worse and recovered fine
>>323427> mfw Opee can afford to piss of three rarely active treetards but not seven regularly active copperfags who bumps his thread
>>323427Because we have been doing this shit for so many fucking turns. We have one idiot who won't make peace and is forcing war, Presidente is gone for good, Opee won't let anything we do work, even if it makes sense. Buff Archer is right and I'm going too. Might lurk a bit. And now the three longest lasting tree members are leaving forever. Because we have had civil war no matter what approach we take, we have a newfag ruining things an none of us want to just ruin the nation even more
>>323474>Even if it makes senseAll you've done for eons is just police more and be dicks to everyone you touch.Don't bring your bullshit here.Leave tree tribe to someone that wont be autistic.
Opee rarely posts anyway.
>>323495Whatever, see you tomorrow when you come back anyway.
>>323474Now I dont expect you to even care about what I say, but you see the other nations have learned to coexist with their problems. Bowties decided to not really do magic but instead tech. Suns made the classical shamans. While the coppers have just put the 3 clans on alright terms. You guys have been trying to make a big brother state for the women when you could see it was pushing them to be radicalized but kept doing it.
>>323491Everything we have done has fucked up somehow. >give equal rights = rebellion> take away rights = rebellion> police = rebellionMfwYou try making a turn and having to fix it every turn after see how that works when Opee fucks you over
>>323491> All you've done for eons is just police more and be dicks to everyone you touch.> Implying theres a right way to play> Implying policing is somehow a bad idea> Implying we couldnt be dicks if culture was xenophobicPlease dont argue about things you dont understand. >>323511Again, we argued about changing gov. but decided to hold off because too fast a change would create misogynist rebels, so we wanted to be gradual. Not to mention a police state is great when there are foreign spies threaten your way of life.
>>323550Well I mean, it's clearly a bad idea currently. You oppress them wayyy too hard, this was bound to happen eventually
>>323530If everything points to rebellion, maybe you're doing a shitty job of putting down a rebellion. You've never actually given them any rights, you've just given them petty bullshit and meaningless loopoles to the women being slaves ordeal.If you want to stamp this shit out you should have been giving reasons why people don't wanna join it in the first place instead of making trees wear police hats you ignorant fucks.
>>323559Does anyone read our turn summaries? We tried to give women voice in government. We trusted and trained them as spies. Opee interprets our turns in every way so we give them the least freedom possible. We were changing gradually and it couldve worked.
>>323584Wow you're right! We shouldve given them, like, a sense of national pride so they dont defect, or a voice in government.
>>323615That's the important part of being in 1084 ya know.
>>323623You guys have a evil dictator queen and a wall built. I dont how you can use 1984 as an argument.
>>323594>Spies=control=rumors that made you attack maidens with no evidence >Representative= Forgetting all the men are misogynists so position was worthless instead of asking the people outright what they want>Ent police=they got suppressed then ents got moved away from the town making them bolder>Literal big brother state enacted= They had enough kicking off a rebellionJust have to point those out man with everything seemingly being Opee's fault.
>>323642We're not CommunismWe're FascismWell technically we're a monarchy, but er have all the makings of that kind of system, so yeah.
>>323645Oh yeah, that reminds meNobody ever asked what the women wanted
>>323665> no voice in govt. Representative> "b-but she didnt have a role"I intended that she would but Opee thought otherwise. Its not like I can outlaw misogyny How about we play a game. I'll be Opee and you be tree tribe and tell me how you'll fix womyn rebels. If you offer anything good, I'll shut up, otherwise I will shit on your choices until civil war. Gonna sleep now, will respond tomorrow.
>>323685How about training your actual soldiers to keep the public in line instead of depending on walking wood and mercs.
>>323685They forget about how our WHOLE FUXKING FLEET OF SHIPS WAS DESTROYED the turn after it was built too
>>323712Was a random event, could have happened to anyone.That doesn't have anything to do with rebels.
>>323712Meanwhile we have a permanent giant green dude infestation right outside our nation with a super evil steamrolling them heading straight towards us. Yet your complaining about sunken boats?
>>323726Meanwhile we have rats with undead rat fucks fucking us up the butt-crack with muskets
>>323757Yeah, we do too, we did the smart thing and actually made troops capable of fighting things.Did you not see the argument about how bad The Tree Military sucks?
>>323718Could have happened to anyone>no rolls were done to see if it would happen or not> fucking happens to trees> trees try everything> get cycled out of game by shitty member opee
>>323764We couldn't fight them because we have a female fucking rebellion, and a ship crisis, see how that works? Fcking idiot
>>323769There was a roll to see who it happened to you cuckIf you want to argue shit's wrong when it's not at least know your facts.
>>323774Your ship crisis is non-existant because you have no real threats over the waterYour fem-fuck rebellion could be handled just as well through improved militaryIt's not my fault you all chose to change your stance on what should be done every turn.
>>323774Why did you attack them in the first place then? When you threw women on the front lines too?
>>323786Advancing lines lol. Ffs. We couldn'tMake aStrongerMilitary, weOnly have wood. Lol.
>>323794What? I'm talking about you making the first move on the rats winning only because they crit failed. Then getting btfo'd when they brought their military. I'm not talking about your under equiped military.
>>323794Military improving isn't all about getting better weapons, it's about tactics, getting an organized military, and actually training soldiers.It's really not our faults you don't take this seriously enough to do anything about your nation, but you do care enough to bitch when you're doing bad.
>>323398Well then! Good luck finding a quest where the QM will make everything you request work. That'll be a pretty boring quest.
>>324420Opee pls give me infinite immortal powers and the ability to shit nuclear bombs. It'd totally balance the game
>>324427Ok but only because you're not a tree guy!
I was asleepWhat just happened?
>>323700I thought the problem was that we oppressed the women too hard? What would this change?>>323808Mercs were soldiers who trained by selling their services. You can argue our methods but not our intentions. >>324420Wasn't my argument, but not surprised since you dont seem to read what players say. Maybe brush up on English?I see theres no way arguing will make me seem sane so I give up. Hope you guys have fun, TREXIT is out.
>>323398Best Quest I've ever found in this place.Fuck off.
Anyway, good early morning, guys.>>324571Nothing much, one of the treetards threw an autism fit over their over the top solutions to women revolt not working.I for one support the femnazi takeover at this rate, it'll be a more interesting nation once things get matriarchal and full of Copper influence from The Golden Girls. Maybe they'll stop fucking trees.
>>324581The princess jealous of how hot and qt our women are? :^)
>>324575You take this way too seriouslyI spend a good share of my free time trying to make this adventure interesting and choices matterI'm not particularly trying to make anyone happy or angry, I give trouble to people where it's due (except events)The coppers managed theirs without going meta and they're doing a lot better nowYou see a situation arise for many turns and immediately quit when it happens instead of dealing with itwhat can I say? I only hope the next tree players will be more invested in the game
>>324585It's obvious that Bowties have SUPERIOR lolis.
>>324586So now that they gone.. Can I invade and take the tree lands and secede from the coppers forming a massive empire. Then Conquer the north before dying from over expansion and zombies ... :^)
>>324590Well if you seceded from The Coppers you wouldn't be that massive, would you?
>>324592I'll get a massive pop boost from the treepeople.But its just a joke Opee won't allow it
>>324586Can i join the rebels, or can only new/tree people join them?
>>324594Such is lifeIn the mean time let's look at The Bowtie Gunpowder Research Team hard at work.https://youtu.be/SDPC45suZ4k
>>324595Well you're the most active maiden player so it'd be nice if it stayed that way until the dire end
>>324590Plus there's that one guy who's now part of the rebels
>>324597OpeeCan I have a clan action this roundI want to help the tree nation...
>>324616>helpDidn't you say you'll gain nothing from joining the conflict
>>324628Yea Shits fucked over there thoughNo new players gonna join them if its beyond fucked
>>324632There's literally nothing wrong with supporting the rebels.
>>324632If anything they've had it the easiest with things going wrong. If you really want to help you'll support the maidens like I have, I'm contribute by wanting them to invite the warlords on the coast to the fighting.
>>324632Sounds like ya got ulterior motives m8
>>324632>No new players will joinBut lots of people like to play fix the chaosAt least I do
>>324632okay so what is our action for this turn? I think we should:-do more blood magic!! -sent undercover maidens to the trees to train the women there >:)
>>324634Wait a minuteThat draw style is familiarWHERES Paladad?Fine I'll help the nazi's >>324654I think I'll start exporting weapons with the tools to the women.You can Send maidens I rate We Send scouts into the orc lands to the west to find the evil..I need to know what we'll be facing soon
>>324654For blood magic we can have the western warlords start shipping the barrels of blood being spilled over there like orc and human. Then inform them about this evil and ask any advancements be taught to them so we both benefit so we get 2 things finished for one action. The tree rebel is sending you an envoy, so if you want you can invite the warlords of the coast to aid you since we like fighting
>>324659>WHERES PaladadThe sun
>>324661You got like some people snatching bodies off the battlefield to do all that blood collecting? Heh.I don't think anyone's invented sponges to pick it off the floor yet.
>>324659>>324661okay so should we just:-sent scouts to the lands west of the orc landswe can also ask the orcs what is going on and then ask if they need help, we could even make allies with them :) inb4 rasism: we say to the people we needed eachother to survive -sent weapons and maidens to the rebels in the treelands
>>324669Both of those are actions I'm fairly certain.
>>324669You want to try the blood magic idea instead of the scouting since we cant do two actions? May as well improve it and strengthen the west from whats coming.
>>324678well, if we know what kind of evil this is we can prepare, If they are ghosts or other things without blood we would be screwed
>>324685I'm pretty sure we can activate our magic with our own blood as long as we dont use to much like flesh bending or by being a virgin and pricking your self to activate felfire.
Treepocalypse was inevitable. All other tribes hated them because of misogyny and their leadership was never committed to one strategy to quell uprising (never all oppression or all peace). Opee really shouldve killed nation like five turns ago.
>>324690in that case: sure let us upgrade our blood magic
>>324692>we hated him for misogynyYou realise we on 4chan right...We hated them because they were retarded in the end
Coppers lets get go scoutand develop more blood magicsWe can focus on the trees next turn
>>324700Well yeah, but Coppers hold Females at higher social status than men and Bowties are ruled by a queen.
>>324701Yeah might wanna watch out.If you wanna talk to orcs about the evil you have to specify it or you might not end out talking to them.
>>324702Thats really just the maidens but everywhere else they're pretty much equal. If they really dont like being a maiden then they can probably just go to a diffrent clan.
>>324700You make a good point, new players joined them because numbers were low and because they were new they were at risk of making more retarded decisions. For this reason, I suggest if Opee wants to attract more players to start a brand new tribe that doesnt rely on past player history.
>>324702Men and women are equal.The Maidens are just weird amazons...Look at the bowtiesThey have a queen but she is now a lich and she is evil. Feels good to be copper man
>>324715Nah, she's not evil.Well she might be.Maybe she's just mean.
>>324718She just really likes little boys
>>324721Can you blame her
>>324721I dunno.Shota is pretty cancer.Lolis are fine though.
>>324721What does she do with them after she's.. finished :^)
>>324731Dunno, give them money or sumshit. Or put them through college.>>324727>>324729This is how a civil war starts
>>324731probably just devours their souls once they hit about 16 or so.
>>324734>Not evilSeems pretty fucked up fåm.Your young male population will decrease heavily
>>324737Do reanimated skelletons count towards population?
>>324737Well it's not like you can fuck more than a few at a time.
>>324715Maidens hold women in high regard and as a result was appalled by tree hierarchy. They helped rebels out since beginning of quest. Hence, trees were doomed since.
So coppers this is what were doing?Action:The maidens send maidens to aid and train the tree rebellion while engineers supply the rebellion with tools and equipment.Magic:The warlords start shipping all the blood spilled on the western border which compromises of orc and human blood to the maidens so the can advance further while informing them about the evil and asking if they'll teach us their ways so the defense of the western border will be stronger thanks to the newly learnt magic in exchange for all the blood we are giving them.
>>324755> tfw nobody votes for your suggestionLol at least you wont have to deal with newfags
>>324795Both me and senpai want to undermine the tree goverment. Only you're opposed to it.
>>324806>inb4 we get steamrolled by evil
Hey there goyimI'm here to burn the rebels and kill women
>>324810The magic action also informs the maidens about it and the warlords get access to more powerful magic to defend from the west. That and warlords have been pulling all the weight over there when there only a few lords defending instead of all of them which we can call upon once we get hit.
I've been lurking this thread since the start. Is it cool if I join the tree rebellion to help form a concrete plan to overthrow and rule this nation
>>324991please do it >:) btw do you need our help? we will give you weapons and recruiters
>>324812Nigga, what you doing engineer?>>324991
>>324991>>325005So if we want to make this overthrow work and end up with a functional country, we need to:1) rally the people to our cause and build up the resistance. It must be a popular overthrow If we want to take over the country. Civil wars are won by the populace 2) we need to build up our power. As rebels, we should use subterfuge and gorilla tactics and gather allies within and outside of our nation. We hit key targets and hide within the populace. 3) we need a figure head or martyr for our cause. A person who the people can be inspired by to join the cause. This could be a fallen saboteur, a citizen abused or wronged horribly by the current government, a charismatic leader of the resistance, or a some elf princess from a prior tribe or government that doesn't exist anymore but people still respect. hell, we could use that one female elf that was sent as a representative that was forced to act as a maid instead 4)we need to also need have a form of government to replace the current one once we remove it. There will be a power gap that could destroy us if we are not ready. We'll need to decide our government and find or train people to lead possibly with the maidens help. Also we need to take care of any resistance from the former government sympathisers We have several things we can take advantage of. The mercenaries are not loyal to anyone's cause, so we could use them in our fight by promising favorable terms and money. Since we are a rebel faction in a civil war, we have stealth to our advantage. most other nations don't care for the current tree fucks, so they seem willing to help us. Are main goals should be to win the people and topple the government
>>325133Lol, you have a few hundred copper women and that's sort of it besides Ellen women. Why te duck don't you read and realize this is destroying tree nation and peace could be made ffs. Equal rights. Work on it for two turns and bam. Also at this point you're attacking people who don't even want to fight, read the turn made for the MAJORITY of the population. Fucking cuckold. Go back to lurking or get the fuck caught up.
>>325133Don't listen to niggerHe's a NiggerYou're the first tree in a while that sounds like they know how to run an organization.
>>325133You don't have money to get mercsYou can't enter the populace if we kill allWomenYou don't have the soldiersYou would get slaughtered by the remaining tree people and boar riders with bowsYou have a few assassins but whatever, they shouldn't have turned anyway since they were "the most trusted"You are going to decrease the population of the trees to little or nothing and we will get fucked by coppers.You at this point are losing the game and you just joined.
>>325133go you!!! also pls choose a name :) we will try to sent maidens to train women and other rebels
>>325161Why are you still in game? I thought you were leaving? Your continued banter is destroying the image of old tree nation, grab your dignity and gtfo.>>324991Dont really believe this is a lurker, my guess is golden senpai?
>>325161Mercs are loyal to money, not Trees.If you kill all women you're doomed.They do have Golden Girls training to match against the literal absence of training the Trees give their soldiers.That's up to dice rolls and how well they act as a group.Assassins have never been relevant.If you think an uprising will ruin all population then that whole "Kill every woman" idea would do the same thing.I thought you said you were going to fuck off yesterday, or are you just begging to come back already?
>>325180um nope I'm here
Hmm quite odd a lurker posts when thread is unbumped... and right after golden senpai asked Opee to if she can join rebels and got told no...and senpai responded rather quickly to new anon...
>>325161I'm not saying go to war with the country, I'm trying to elicit a rebellion within the population, similar to a Cummunist overthrow. The free women outside of the citities disrupt trade, organize outside help and supplies, keeping the governments attention away from the rebellion within its wall, ralling others to our cause and ready themselves for the overthrow while the women and men sympathizers to our cause within the city carry covertly undermine the regeim by collecting support, spreading propaganda, finding information and disrupting the government.
>>325196hahaha, kek it isn't me trust me..
>>325180I've just started posting here though I have no way to prove it to you. >>325177Sure
>>325202You should be aware that a rebel from earlier already posted a turn to get in contact with the maidens and to send the assassins after important tree members.
>>325211These are possible measures we can take to cripple the government Action:ask other nations to either not buy from the tree government or to increase the tarrifs on tree imports to weaken the governments economy making them less effective and having less control over mercenaries.Action: finding sympathizers to our cause within cities to work for usAction: contact the maidens too help train our free women(and male sympathizers who they trust) as better fightersAction: train rebels as saboteursAction: find some of the elite gestapo that were able to escape to help the rebels.Ac