DRACOS VULT

Fly, let's visit, let's see if Victor wants to pope, if not coup. Ps your name is showing on the document

>>301578
>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Convice him to step down

I'm going to wait about twenty more minutes, since this is a pretty important decision.

>>301578
>>You will fly around the world, delivering presents to all good cardinals! It'll be like that one book... Eighty days around the world. Of course, some nations might not take kindly to you invading their airspace.

>Dragon blood
>AnTI CHRIST

>>301578
>>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Shapeshift, you want secret control over the
Papacy...
>Force him to resign via coup.

>>301578
>You will fly around the world, delivering presents to all good cardinals! It'll be like that one book... Eighty days around the world. Of course, some nations might not take kindly to you invading their airspace.
>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Force him to resign via coup.

>>301578
>mk3
>send in packages with letters
>make him resign "by his own free will"

>>301578
>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Force him to resign via coup.

Looks like Coup, Dragonblood, and Gift wins.

You send them a box with some mutagen, and some anesthetic. Hopefully none of them will die.

The Coup.

The coup... You have a few ways of doing this.

>You will go alone, and personally take power.
>You will go in, with your personal regiments, and take power.
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)
>You could try to get the Inquisition to back you up... You do have a girl on the inside, and she's rather hot to be honest. (Charisma, HARD)
>Try to get the Italians to back you up. (Charisma, HARD)

Also...
What form do you want to be in?

>Dragon Form.
>Half-Dragon Form.
>Dragonblood Form
>Human Form

>>301671
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)
>Human Form

>>301671
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)

>Dragon Form.

>>301671
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)
>Dragon Form.

>>301671
>inquisition
>swiss guard
>dragon

Looks like Dragon Form and Swiss Guard wins.

You slowly fly to the headquarters of the Papal Army, located in Malta. There, the Swiss Guard, the Crusader Orders, and the Inquisiton gather... You land outside at night, seemingly not detected by any of the defenders. You (as sneaky as a giant dragon can be) sneak over to the Swiss Guard Tower, which holds most of the Swiss Guard. You remember that the Pope is staying here for a few days, most likely because he wants to oversee the training of some new Inquisitors.

You tap on a window with your claw, and a female Swiss Guard opens it.

"Eh!? A Dra-"

You put your claw over your mouth, and tell her to be silent.

"Get your commander, I must speak with him."

"Your that Renexizious fellow? Alrighty then."

Within a few minutes, the commander of the swiss guard goes to the window.

"What do you want, dragon? We don't get much sleep."

"I need your loyalty..."

"Loyalty... What is this about, dragon?"

Roll me a 1d20+5 for convincing him to join.

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301721

>>301735
18+5=23

Good Success

"I plan on usurping the Pope. His feeble reign will come to an end."

The man considers it.

"You have my sword... The pope's reign was getting a little long... But promise me something."

"What is it, mortal?"

"I want assurance that you will actually pay the Papal Guard."

"What? The Pope hasn't been paying you a wage?"

"Apparently, due to the surge of paganism, the church can barely afford to keep us around as it is. I want to know that my family is at least fed back in Switzerland in case I die."

Actions

>Promise you will pay the papal guard.
>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.
>Decline. This is how the praetorians of Rome got to kingmaker status... Besides, they are protecting God's voice on earth, they do not need pay.
>Write-In

>>301752
>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.

>>301752
>>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.

>>301752
>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.

"I can do better... I will pay you, and you can bring your families."

"Truly? Very well, dragon. You have a deal... Now, I would speak to the Crusader Orders so the coup will not result in bloodshed..."

Actions

>You will speak to the Knight's Templar. (Charisma)
>You will speak to the Teutonic Order. (Charisma)
>You will speak to the Order of Saint Lazarus. (Charisma)
>Fuck it, try to get EVERY Crusader Order to attend a late meeting... (Charisma)
>You will speak to the Inquisition. (Charisma, HARD)
>Screw it, begin the Coup!

>>301721
Can we hit on the female guard

>>301776
Fuck it, try to get EVERY Crusader Order to attend a late meeting... (Charisma)

>>301778
>>301778
S... Sure?

I guess after the coup? If other anons want to, I guess.

>>301776
>Fuck it, try to get EVERY Crusader Order to attend a late meeting... (Charisma)

>>301776
>inquisition
>every single order

Roll me a 1d20+5 for getting everyone together.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301790

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301797
14+5=19

Minor Success!

After going around, "sneaking" by trying not to step on too many things, you eventually gather the crusader orders outside in a forest, where you can converse without hopefully anything too bad happening.

The head grandmaster of the Teutonic Order speaks.

"So, Renexizious. It is an honor meeting you. However, I see you wish to usurp the pope..."

"Yes. I aim to do that."

"Hm... Me and the other Grandmasters may agree... On a few conditions."

"What?"

"First off... A true crusade. We are tired of going overseas to die for other people. We want to reconquer the holy lands, not die in Japan or some other heathen land. Second, we want more autonomy, we want our old estates back, such as Malta or Cyprus. And last, but not least... We want different species to join. We tire of the Papacy's anti-special rhetoric."

Actions

>Agree on all of them.
>Decline.
>Try to bargain further... (Charisma, HARD)
>Roar, you demand their vassalage, you will not have demands made of you. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Write-In

>>301813
>Agree on all of them.

>>301813
>>Agree on all of them.

>>301813
>Agree on all of them.

>>301813
>>Roar, you demand their vassalage, you will not have demands made of you. (Intimidate, HARD)

>>301813
>bargin further

"Very well. I agree."

"Truly? Very well... We would be honored to follow, saint Renexizious."

"Wait... Why did you of all people call me a saint?"

"It is an opinion held by many people in the the Crusader Orders, afterall, you have done what no man could."

"Very well..."

Actions
>Coup now, it will be harmless if you get the drop on the Inquistion and Pope.
>Try to get the Inquisition on your side with the help of Amaya. (Charisma, HARD)
>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)

>>301834
>>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)

>>301834
>>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)

>>301834
>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for being her greatest ally, as so many Americans call Israel.

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846

>>301846
roll 1d20+5

>>301860
Thank god for this roll

>>301861
dice+1d20+5

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>>301866
AAAAHHHHH

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>>301860
20+5=25

Critical Success

You find Amaya's window after some searching, and knock on it.

"Re... Renexizious?"

"It is I, yes."

"Have you come here to talk to me, or something else, senor?"

"No. It is time I take my place as pope."

"Indeed? I shall gather my friends, and I shall convert them to you, holy saint... And lover."

You chuckle.

"I'm that good in bed?"

"That good."

She goes off to gather some of her friends...

Actions

>Coup now!
>No, you should gain the loyalty of ALL of the inquisition. (Charisma, hard)

>>301862
First roll of the thread for me as well

>>301878
>>Coup now!

>>301878
>Coup now!

>>301878
>Coup now!

>>301878
>all the inquisition

>>301878
>>Coup now!

You ready your men, and surround the Papal Residence at midnight.

"Pope! Come out!"

Priests look outside and there is much yelling.
The Pope comes outside.

"What... What is this?"

"This is precisely what you think it is. A coup. Surrender, and I will see you will live comfortably on an estate in the Italian countryside."

"No. I will not bow to heretics. I am a man of God. I may die this day. But I will know I will die in God's name. I will not go down in history as a coward."

He seemingly reaches for something in his coat.

What do?

>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
>Order your men to take the shot.
>Spit acid at him. (Body)
>Freeze him solid. (Agility)
>Write-In

>>301893
Do nothing

>>301893
>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)

>>301893
>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)

>>301893
>>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+5 for persuasion.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901

>>301904
8+5=13

Failure! On a Hard Roll!

You demand his surrender... Suddenly, a beam of fire goes straight towards you. It seems the Pope is a mage as well.
The fire hits you on your nose, and heavily burns you. You can hear fighting in the Inquisition's Office, and priests have begun praying and casting spells.

Your HP: 9000

The Pope seems to be preparing another spell!
Your men have begun fighting in the courtyard, slaying priests and enemy inquisitors who are fleeing from the office.

Actions

>Acid+Pope (Body, HARD)
>Hah, two can play at the spellcasting game! (Spell list)
>Breathe ice! (Agility)
>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)
>Write-In

>>301918
>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)

>>301918
>>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)

>>301918
>>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)
Also have some of your men fire at him.

>>301918
>Breathe ice! (Agility)

I guess we're going to make a Popesicle.

Roll me a 1d20+11

Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301931

Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301931

>>301935
I like how this happens everytime we get in a fight meanwhile we get 20's on eating pizzas and other useless things.

>>301935
Fuck off rob

Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301931

>>301935
Dude

>>301935
1+11=12

Use Barbaric? (Since it's body, you get a modifier.)

>Yes
>No

Just get some rolls in for the chance at a 20 before we reroll with barbaric

>>301946
yes

>>301946
>Yes

>>301946
Yes

>>301946
Yes!

Roll me a 1d20+11 please.

Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301964

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301964

Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301964

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>>301972
10+11=21

Success!

You charge forward, with a mighty roar and headfirst slam into the Pope. You see him fly into a wall, and hear a moan. He's fallen unconscious, with his neck broken. He dies shortly thereafter.
You turn to the crusaders and papal guard, and see that they have pretty much killed most of the priests and inquisitors, save Amaya and her friends.

With this, you have gained control over Italy, and within a week, you will be pronounced Pope by your cardinals... Muahahaha.

You have gained control over Italy!

This is the map of 1951, as we head into 1952.

You are at the Vatican, your cardinals awaiting you with the papal hat, specially tailored for you. You bow downward, and they place it upon your half-dragon head. You turn to the massive cathedral, and extend your arms. You are the Voice of God now.

By the way... Do you want a map of what most religion is?

>Yes
>No

Also, you have gained access in National Options to Papal Actions.
I'll give you guys a few minutes to think, what your next action will be, as Pope Renexizious I.

What will you address to the crowd of people in the Cathedral?

>Declare a Crusade!
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.
>Declare a nation to be excommunicated...
>Declare a day of celebration.
>Write-In

>>302006
>Yes
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.

>>302006
>>Yes

>>302018
This

>>302006
>Yes
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.

>>302006
>Yes
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.

>>302006
>>Declare a day of celebration.

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I'm back.

You declare yourself a Saint before the assembly, and murmurs travel throughout the crowd. This will be an interesting reign indeed.

National Actions: 3 (+1 from Absolute, +1 from Fascism)

>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Write-In

Personal Actions

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Amaya.
>Read Something
>Go to the University.
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in

>>302049
>Research Something,
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Begin genociding the elves
>Go to the University.

>>302049
>Research Something,
>Encourage Industry
>Construct Something
>Go to the University.

>>302049
>Spread Religion
Begin to promote Draconic Carholicism in Finland and Denmark.

>Talk to one of your children.
Talk to Reevenaris and the Austrian princess he kidnapped

>>302049
>>Spread Religion
>Research Something,
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Go to the University.

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By the way, a small comparison to last year's map.

>>302061
Also research something and recruit more soldiers.

>>302049
>spread religion
>research something
>hunt down ze je-elves

>>302049
>Spread religion
>Research something
>Remove elves

Looks like Research, Religion, University, and Remove Elves wins.

What do you want to research?

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda
>Enhanced Education
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Aerial Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In

>>302070
Any chance we could get a map of the colonies in Africa?

>>302086
>>Agriculture

>>302086
>>Enhanced Education
Children are the future.

>>302086
>Propaganda
Can we actually make people believe the things we say? Maybe other nations' citizens want to rebel in our name?

>>302086
>Aerial Vehicles

>>302086
>Aerial Vehicles

>>302086
>Enhanced Education

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Map of Africa.

Seems like a tie.

1=Enhanced Education
2=Aerial Vehicles

>>302115
>Caliphate of Saudi Arabia
We must absolutely shit down their necks as soon as we can.
Crusade when?

>>302115
We should shit on the Saudis and take the Suez Canal

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>>302119
>crusaders faces when that caliphate acts up

>>302133
>horned helmets
I like imagine there's an unlucky sod everytime he enters a narrow door his horns hit the edges of the doorway

Now, choose upgrade for Enhanced Education.

FASCIST UNIQUE OPTIONS!

>Master Race: Thanks to Fascism, you can now teach children that those born in the Homeland are the master race. This will unlock further Fascist Policies.
>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners.
>Youth Training: Thanks to fascism, you can set up a nationalistic youth group, which will teach kids survival skills, who and who isn't an elf, and how to best kidnap damsels! You are not a good role model!

>>302139
>Master Race: Thanks to Fascism, you can now teach children that those born in the Homeland are the master race. This will unlock further Fascist Policies.
Were already going to do the elf holocaust, why not go full third reich.

>>302139
>>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners.

>>302139
>>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners.

>>302139
>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners
Although youth training seems good too.

I love how you took Sweden, of all fucking countries in Europe, which is infamously in this day and age as SJWs, to lebanstraum dragon reich mode.

>>302139
>youth training
The youth draconic core

Looks like Imperial Thought wins.

Roll me a 1d20-3 for implementing this.

Rolled 5 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302156

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302156

>>302161
Thank you based nat 20

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>>302161
oh my god

Looks like your populace fucking loves imperialism.

20-3=17

Critical Success!


You spend most of the day rewriting textbooks, and when you actually give them out to the schools... Apparently, nationalistic fervor and militarism has never been higher, among nearly every species.

Imperial Volunteer limit heavily increased!
Nationalism on the rise!

While bathing in your treasury (Which has grown large, and comfy.), you hear a knocking on the door.

"Sir?"

"What is it, servant?"

You know, this servant has always told you whenever something's gone wrong or right. Hell, you nearly see him every day, yet you don't know his name.

"Well... The Austrian Emperor is here to see you. And to talk about his daughter's kidnapping."

You laugh when he said "Emperor". They have lost nearly all of their empire... But very well.

Actions

>Fine, you will go.
>Nah.
>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.

>>302178
>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.

>>302178
>>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.

>>302178
>>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.

>>302178
>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.

At a letter date we should invade Australia.

Would you like to be in Revenaris's PoV, or just continue with your day?

>Revenaris's PoV
>Renexizious's PoV

>>302196
>Revenaris's PoV

>>302196
>>Renexizious's PoV

>>302196
>Revenaris's PoV

>>302196
>>Renexizious's PoV

>>302198
Switching to rens pov

>Austrian Emperor[...]his daughter's kidnapping
>Revenaris
So, he really kidnapped her or she fleed with your son, her lover? (Haven't read all archived threads.)

You tell your son to deal with it, and after a few hours he comes out of the guest room's diplomacy chambers.

"Uh... Dad?"

"Yeah?"

"He... He's apparently encourging his daughter to marry me."

"Huh. I suppose he realized that it wouldn't be a good idea to try to invade me."

"So... Uh. When do I get my own lair then?"

"Oh... Uh."

Actions

>Flee! Your son can deal with that himself!
>Just tell him he can live with you like the NEET he is.
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.
>Tell him to go be like Viktor and go to a different country and usurp it.
>Write-In

>>302211
Kidnapped.

>>302212
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.

>>302212
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.

>>302212
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.

>>302212
>follow in my footsteps son take over a country

>>302212
>>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.

"Just... Live with the emperor, ok?"

"I doubt he'll agree, dad. I did kidnap his daughter."

"Just do it, be a man."

A few minutes later, he comes out.

"He... He actually agreed. Huh."

"Good. Now pack your things, your moving to Vienna."

He nods, and starts packing.

Now, for religion.

Spread the following...

>Draconic
>Draconic Catholicism.

Choose where to spread it...
>Denmark.
>Iceland.
>Finland
>Italy
>Ukraine
>Russia.
>Baltics (Lativa, Estonia.)
>Send a missionary to another country...
>Write-In

>>302260
>Draconic
>Russia

>>302260
>>Draconic Catholicism.
>Italy

>>302260
>Draconic Catholicism.
>Denmark.

>>302260
>Draconic Catholicism.
>Finland

>>302260
What's the difference between draconic and draconic-catholic

>>302269
>>302269
Draconic is just worshipping you and your children. Draconic-Catholic is basically your a demon who redeemed himself and your basically a living saint. Some other sects believe you are in fact, a child of God.

>>302276
Then draconic in italy

>>302260
>Draconic Catholicism
>Russia

Rolled 1 (1d4)

Looks like Draconic Catholicism wins... Now rolling for a country.

1=Italy
2=Denmark
3=Finland
4=Russia

>>302280
THATS HERETICAL

>>302212

>Draconic Catholicism
Russia

Alright, roll me a 1d20-3 for conversion.

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302289

Rolled 18 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302289

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>302293
18-3=15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I will roll a 1d20.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>302297

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>302297

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>302297

>>302298
3 vs 4

Borderline Success!

You send a missionary down to Italy. It has slightly converted some of the populace, but not nearly enough.

Your going to need to spread your faith down in Italy again to convert it fully.

Now, it is time to REMOVE ELVES!

Elves are a menance to society... You need to get rid of them... But how?

>Order the army to gather them up, and execute every last one!
>Order the army to gather them up, and send them to concentration camps... Where they can be dealt with in private, of course.
>Order the army to gather them up, and just send them to concentration camps.
>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.
>Write-In

>>302303
>>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.

>>302303
>Order the army to gather them up, and send them to concentration camps... Where they can be dealt with in private, of course.
Time to rev up those gas chambers.

>>302303
>>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.
((()))

>>302303
>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.

>>302303
>its time for elven summer camp

Roll me a 1d20-3 for Identification.

Rolled 7 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302330

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302330

Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302330

Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302330

>>302346
The elves apparently love being known to be elves, that or our people see no problem with this.

>>302346
>>302347
Did we just discover the elf illuminati?

>>302346
>>302347
The fuck is going on with these elves!

>>302347
>>302346
What kind of sorcery is this

>>302347
>>302346
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!

20
20
DOUBLE TWENTIES!

You issue out (((ID))). Apparently, to the Elves this means brag about how they get "unique gold stars" and what not. Hell, even some banks come forward and start using the "gold star" on their employees, who suspiciously looked like elves. Huh. Of course, some of the elves seem to see this as a "shape up or get sent to summer camp" and have actually started to work for society.

You head down to the university, where apparently a Elven Knowledge protest was being held... But the angry students wearing the Dragon Star (similar to that of a swastika, but with a draconic twist!) are beating the shit out of them. Hell, even some dwarves, yuan ti (how the fuck are they kicking?) and OTHER ELVES are helping.

Apparently, nobody likes elves. Not even elves.

Actions

>Break it up.
>Help out!
>Just continue on with your day.

>>302366
>>Just continue on with your day

>>302366
>Help out!

>>302366
>help out
Kick the knife-ears

>>302366
>>Just continue on with your day.
Maybe we can integrate all those Honorable Elves into society?

>>302366
>Just continue on with your day.

You continue on with your day in Human form instead of your (((Dragon))). You have a few things you can study in...

(Choose Two)

>Necromancy.
>Fire Magic.
>Ice Magic.
>Enchantment.
>NEW: Summoning
>Illusion
>Divine
>Art
>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?

>>302366
Just stand by and watch, maybe see if we can magic up some food from somewhere.

(Question, what is this "Elven knowledge protest" about?)

>>302389
>NEW: Summoning
>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?

>>302389
What does summoning allow you to summon?

>>302389
>Enchantment.

If we get better at enchantment then we can make better tanks, planes and rifles for our troops.

>>302389
>Enchantment.
>NEW: Summoning

>>302389
>NEW: Summoning
>Art

>>302390
Basically just "HEY WE'RE ELVES OK?" the protest

The !Not Black Lives Matter

>>302389
>>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?
>Ice Magic.

>>302401
Oh! I thought we'd started suppressing their culture or something and they were protesting that.

Fuck, now I wish we'd went and kicked them...

>>302389
>>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?
>>NEW: Summoning

>>302394
You aren't sure.

>>302407
That's a good idea we should suppres their culture

Looks like Summoning And Draconic wins.

Roll me a 1d20+3

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302424

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302424

>>302428
You've doomed us all

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302428
fuck

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302424

>>302428
1+3=4

Critical Failure!

You go into the class, and a... Dwarf. Is teaching it?

"Alrighty class! Today we're gonna be studying fucken' magic!"

"You aren't Professor Calamar!"

"Shut it, you! Now... We're gonna be studying how to summon a familar... Now, you sons of bitches! Fucking cast your spell and mutter the name of the familar you want, you botched abortions!'

"Alright... Geez."

What do you try to summon?

>A pseudodragon.
>A cat?
>A dog?
>A snek.
>A crow.
>Write-In

Are there any Eastern Dragons? Might be cool to find one to make a hybrid Eurasian Dragon with

>>302466
>>A pseudodragon.

>>302466
>Write-In: A shark with laser eyes

>>302466
>>A crow.

>>302466
>A snek.

>>302476
Hahahah.
No.

>>302466
>tiny version of us

>>302466
>>A crow.
it's not a dragon and can fly, bit of variation

>>302486
>302486
Wait... Pseudodragon that is basically just mini-you?

>>302499
Yes it also has our dragon swastika on it's back

Looks like Crow wins.

You try to summon a crow... Which you do.

As soon as you lock eyes with it, a voice speaking gibberish and riddles, it's dead red eyes and suddenly, *Splat*

"We get one of the demon creatures every year around here, laddie. Try another, and maybe it won't try to eat your soul."

Select another?

>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
>A cat?
>A dog?
>A snek.
>Just leave.
>Write-In

>>302528
>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.

>>302528
>>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.

>>302528
>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.

>>302528
>>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
Mini-Me?

>>302545
>>302542
>>302535
How long does it stay summoned? How intelligent will it be? Can you use it as a body double while you laze around?

Seems useful. Once summoned, we must find the answers to these questions.

Oh god I'm gonna have fun with this.

You decide to summon a pseudodragon. The pseudodragon you summoned seems to be red with a... Swastika on the back.

It starts flying, and you begin to hear it's thoughts.

"I am fire! I am death! I shall destroy the Knife Ears! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"

Aw, cute little guy. It perches on your shoulder.

"SENPAI!"

Oh god wha-

"I WILL CARRY YOUR BURDENS!" It proceeds to breathe a slight flame of fire on your neck. It kind of tickles.

The teacher looks at you and laughs.

"Oi, you must be one of them Renexizious's Son's fellas, no wonder it likes ya!"

Summon another?

>No. This is perfect.
>Keep it.

>>302567
>No. This is perfect.

>>302567
>Keep it.

Did we just summon a puppy sized Nazi Smaug?

>>302567
>>No. This is perfect.

Use it as the Draconic equivalent of the Holy Spirit in Catholicism

>>302567
>No. This is perfect.

>>302567
I just realized I drunkingly didn't give you an answer to say Fuck it, summon something else.

sorry guys for my oppressive regime, and skyrim reference.

So, what the hell are you going to call this pseudodragon?

>Fang? He's your secondary autistic sidekick, besides Claw?
>Vinixiar.
>Jorlundar.
>Bob the Dragon.
>Ackbar
>Write-In

>>302599
Smaug

>>302599
>>Fang? He's your secondary autistic sidekick, besides Claw?
or Mini

>>302599
>Smaug

>>302599
>>Fang? He's your secondary autistic sidekick, besides Claw?

>>302599
Ear-eater

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Smaug.
2=Fang

>>302599
>Smaug

Smaug it is.

You decide to call it Smaug.

"SMAUG?"

"Yeah, Smaug."

"Alright then."

It decides to take a nap on your shoulder.

It seems you can telepathically communicate with it as well. Interesting.

The rest of class is mostly the dwarf inviting students to drink alcohol, and casting spells. You quickly exit the classroom, and decide to see that little class about you. You go in, and notice that nearly everyone in there has the Dragon Swastika. Or Star, depending if you want to be politically correct or not.
Some of the students compliment your pseudodragon, and generally give you lots of leeway.

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how much you learn.

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302653

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302653

>>302665
19+3=22

Overwhelming Success!

During class, the teacher begins to teach about you, Renexizious. You actually learn something you didn't know... Apparently, there is a theory that the teacher poses... That if Renexizious in theory, ate some magical orbs like the ones in the Moscow Unniversity, then in theory his magic could become more powerful... You give a sharp grin. Class ends, and Smaug decides to ask you something.

"If your gonna go to Moscow, I want in! I also want one of those orbs!"

"It's nearly three times as big as you."

"So?"

"That means it's nearly impossible to eat it, for something your size."

"Well... I'll set it on fire!"

You sigh. Smaug is not very intelligent.

A month passes, your son Revenaris moves away, and your concubine, Betrid, is about to give birth in a month or so. It also seems Elizabeth may be pregnant. May God help you.

National Actions: 3

>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Write-In

Personal Actions

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Amaya.
>Find those orbs in Moscow... And eat them.
>Read Something
>Go to the University. (Cooldown: 2 Months)
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in

You have gained One Rank in Summoning!
You have gained one rank in Draconic Magic!

>>302682
>>Recruit more Soldiers
>Papal Actions
>Espionage

>>302682
>Research Something,
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Forge a claim...
>Find those orbs in Moscow... And eat them.

>>302682
>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Espionage
>Continue the D&D game

>>302682
>research something
>spread religion
>start a youth group
>eat orbs

>>302691
this

>>302682
>Research something
>Encourage industry
>Construct Something
>Call for more Concubines.
Get concubines from Italy to help influence the nobles.

Looks like Research wins, along with Papal Actions, and Espionage...

And it's a tie between Nom Orbs and D&D

1=Orbs
2=D&D

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>302698
Well, I pressed abort but it still went through.

why even live.

>>302698
Nom orbs

Research..
What research, anons?

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda
>Education
>NEW: Religion.
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Aerial Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In

>>302706
>NEW: Religion.

>>302706
>>Agriculture
Tundra and snowy ground are nice for us but terrible for everyone else.

>>302706
>>Aerial Vehicles

>>302706
>Aerial Vehicles

>>302706
>education

>>302706
mutations

Looks like Aerial Vehicles wins... Select what you want to study.

>Prototype Jet Planes...
>Prototype Dragonfueled Jet Planes.
>Prototype Dragonfueled Monoplanes

>>302730
>Prototype Dragonfueled Jet Planes.

>>302730
>Dragonfuel jets

>>302730
>>Prototype Jet Planes...

What's the advantage of using dragonfuel?

>>302730
>Prototype dragonfueled Holy jets

>>302730
>>Prototype Dragonfueled Jet Planes.

>>302740
>
Compared to fuel, it is extremely efficient, (Basically, for every ten gallons of gasoline, Dragonfuel does it in one) clean, and also non-explosive, so crashed planes won't explode... Just go up in fire. Also, it's slightly magical.