>>293791
This guy doesn't seem like the kind of guy who takes 'no' for an answer, so it's best to just play along for now and lead him anywhere but back home.

>>293791
Ask him where he got his information - he already almost tried to kill one innocent dragon, perhaps we can prevent a second.

>>293802
I agree with this. It doesn't seem like he has any real proof to blame our father.

>>293791
I'd rather we be fully honest. He seems nice!

Altough, we could try to correct (change) the name to mislead him; perhaps to some other dragon we don't like? Two birds with one stone, right?

>>293791
There must have been some misunderstanding. I know of the one whom you speak, for he and my mother were the ones to raise me. I assure, Sir Schnepperel, my father has not meddled in the business of royals in ten years. I would advise we take our search elsewhere, do we know of any other dragons in the land around here?

That's a cute, and rather pudgy, dragon.

>>293791
Present yourself to him. Thine vagina hath a craving for a human penis. It is nature, thou not need feelest ashamed.

>>295549
What do you think we are, some skink hussie? We have to wait until the third quest at LEAST before we can even begin to think about pulling off a stunt like that!
Plus I don't think he will know what we are doing, 'shaking thine hindquarters about like that'

>>295703
We're a NEET shut-in dragonness. Think of it; we likely have extreme sexual frustration that needs to be taken care of and we've got the spaghetti to spill by trying to hit on the human we've just met extremely awkwardly (thinking we're being sexy in our head).

>>295769
Meh, let's not go there. At least, not for now. I got my fill of that from rereading Exalted Quest.

>>294469
>>295549
>>295703
>>295769
>>296477
CAN WE PLAY THE QUEST YOU, SUMMERFAGS?!

>>296601
>summer meme
Honestly, they're standard fa/tg/uys. Dragons are for lewd there, after all, just like kobolds. And lizardmen. And dragonborn.
But they get pissy if you accuse them of having a thing for anthropomorphic scaly creatures.

>>296601
>(you)

>>296601
Oh, let them have their fun.

>>296626
Why does anyone bother denying it?

>>296652
Global rule 3, mostly. People are still scared of the furry bogeyman and most weren't around for when there was a real reason to have the rule.

>>296601
>(1)
(you)

>>296601
Look, I didn't care what we did. Several good options were presented and I was fine with any of them. Except lewd. So I voted against that.

>>296601
What crawled up your ass, man? We're just discussing stuff while we wait for OP to return. Chill out.

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>>296626
>Actually wanting to continue with the actual quest thread instead of lewding dragon.
>Calmly try to defend against summerfags.
>anons point at me and place the fa/tg/uy tag
>ok with this
>browse /trash/
You know, I guess all the (you)s were expected I just wanted to have a good long thread like the others.

Also about the lewd. I never denied it

>>296999
I will not deny that thine trips art sweet, but thine words are salter than the very sea. Men are having fun upon this quest and thou art quick to accuse. While I do admit than such profane behavior is a bit premature, I do not believe that your brand of rudeness was necessary either.

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Pray ye quarrele not! We are brothers and lizarde lovers here. Be merrie!

>>297225
Did I not get this very point across? If so I apologize for how unclear I was.

>>297225
yay

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>>297231
Nay, I do agree.

>>295549
>>295703
>>295769
Thy passions confuse thee. Good God, thou know'st not even how to perform a mating dance! Thy tail swisheth back and forth bashfully.
>>294469
Such words! It swisheth faster! Thou jumpest back into the conversation to distract thyself.

>>293839
"Sir Schnepperel, whither and whence hast thou dueled with this... Whiteldarne?"

"'Twas years ago, when I served the Earl of Dudgeonshire. There was many an attempt to raid the castle's treasury, but I gave the wyrm what for every time!"

Thou think'st. Thy father does make hunting trips now and then - perhaps thou should'st have questioned him for details once in a while.

>>293802
>>293843
>>293866
>>294045
No matter. Thou knowest thy father to be innocent in this matter, but refuting thy friend will only gum it all up. Better to guide him with a gentle claw.

"Is Whiteldarne the kidnapping sort?"

The knight strokes his moustache. "Not in particular..."

"It could be another dragon, then. Which around here are known for spiriting maidens away to their lairs?"

"Old Rookletter always had a taste for that tradition - and a taste for the girls, too... And Athex the Green kidnapped the Prince of Frysland only yesteryear... Then there's Braugamay..."

The very name sends a shudder down thy spine. "Braugamay, the Baleful Beast of Brackwick?"

"Aye, the very same. The one who had half of Mecklenburg for dinner and the King of Sweden's foot for dessert."

"The one who burnt a wizard's tower to the ground."

"The one who summoned the devil in a Walsingham church."

"The one who killed seven score northmen with one swing of his tail."

"The one who wrestled a blizzard above the sea and won."

"And-" Thou raisest thy clawed finger. "-the richest dragon and highest bounty from here to London."

The good sir smileth. "With a king's ransom to call, and a king's reward for us! Odd's bodkins, thy wit is surpassed only by thy...! Er, thy - ah, never mind. Best be off to bed now."

He turns his reddened face away from thee, hops down from thy chest and lays down with a blanket.

Thou gazest at the sky. A plump moon spilleth its light afore the great beam of the milky way. Beyond thy camp stretcheth the smoky green hills of Swarthingham. Thou feel'st sentimental, and call'st to thy human companion.

"Good night, Sir Schnepperel!"

He holdeth still before answering. "I bid thee a good night too, Omanag."

Thou layest thy long neck down to curl up in a ball and drift to sleep. Within the hour, strange dreams come to thee.
What dost thou dream of?

>>297817
Your wasted days.

>>297817

The reason mine parents hath kickith us out of the family cave.

>>297817
Dream of being good at dragon things.

>>297817
Attractive dragons who totally don't bear a resemblance to our new friend, generous nasal endowments or no

i just realized that i can combine all the responses i want into a single dream

oho ho ho ho

>>297817
You dream of Pancakes, your favorite food

>>297881
Ah! Hahahhahahahahauror km sbbakfufjs!jk ha.

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>>297926
Whew, sorry, the idea of that dream sequence set me off. What ever you do, do not dream about Sauron.

>>297817
He was going to say "you're plump dragon behind" or "lovely scaly beauty". He's totally into you, you dolt.

You have a not wet dream of the knight cuddling you and petting behind your ear and calling you a lovely good dragon that he wants to settle down and start a nest with.

I'm enjoying this.

Whilst the update is being composed, let us take a vote.

What is Sir Schnepperel's given name?

>>300805
Figglesworth

>>300805
Schnep

>>300805
Sebastian.

It just sounds nice, to me.

>>300805
>>300814
>>300821
I'm going to take the middleground and vote for Sebastian Figglesworth Schnepperel.
Figglesworth being the second name of course.

>>300890
I'm cool with that idea.

>>300890
Sounds good! I kinda struggle to say it.

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>>297820
>>297869
>>297870
>>297873
>>297895
>>298438
Thou dream'st...

>>301137
I vicious face, once human, jumps out at you and startles you awake!

>>301137
Glorious.

>>301137
Oh my, these are not the things a prudent dragonesse such as ourselves normally finds in our forays into the subconscious. Do your best to hide your embarrassment at such depraved thoughts when you awake.

>>301266
This

>>301266
This. Be embarrassed and say "Oh no. I'm a bad dragon." Then become an expensive exotic dildo.

>>301137
Now give us a glimpse of what Sir Knight is dreaming of.

>>301434
He is dreaming chivalrous dreams of Righteousness and Justice

>>301531
And for whatever reason, some oddly familiar woman with absurdly red hair features heavily.

>>301542
And a comically large bottom.

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>>301434
>>301531
>>301542
>>301550

>>301803
Not comically large enough

>>301803
Is it just me, or does the maiden seem to look a lot like our dragonness?

Hmmmmm...

>>301803
Catch a mutton for breakfast.

>>301814
I actually agree. Also, nice don quixote reference. =w=

>>301874
Did you catch the Blackadder reference as well?

>>301891
I just googled that, It looks fun.

>>301803
Cute! It's cute!

>>301891
I made a Blackadder reference? To what?

>>301932
I think I misremembered a scene with the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells.

On the plus side, >>301905 now knows about Blackadder.

>>301828
Let's not. Unless we're truly in the wildest of wilds, it's unlikely for said mutton to not be owned. Hunting in general was reserved for the lords of the land, and Sir Schnepperel might mind.

>>304063
>Hunting in general was reserved for the lords of the land
>literally how any creature like a dragon would survive
If he has a problem with us hunting to keep fed, then he's a bigger idiot than I thought. I think he's a bumbling fool, but I am hoping he's not a full on lawful stupid knight.

>>304191
And you don't think this problem of food is a major cause of poor dragon-human relations?

>>304291
I think that dragons live like wild animals and need to eat. The fuck are you on about? Are foxes hunting for food (or whatever small carnivorous wild animal lives near you) the cause of poor fox-human relations?

Are you a legitimate loony or something?

>>304291
>>304316
Though foxes aren't people and dragons are in this world. They're seen as anything from majestic creatures to evil savages, but never plain animals. The French campaign of draconic extermination is more a war than open season.

>>304369
I'd like it if our MC became intelligent and charismatic enough to unite all of the dragons together to commit genocide against the humans. Dragon's greatest weakness, afterall, is that they are creatures of solitude. If someone could unite them, they would be nigh unstoppable with the humans' current technology.

Of course that won't happen. Our dragon is a race traitor that has fallen in love with one of the murderers of her kin.

A DISGRACE! NOT FIT TO BE A NOBLE DRAGON!

>>304386
braugamay pls leave

Good morning adventurers!
>>304386
Perhaps we can begin diplomatic discussion with the humans, many dragons may complain about "tradition" and "forgetting centuries of abuse" but those assholes can die in, some extremely painful way.

New thread when?

>>307982
barely on page 5 and weekend is already over bruv, we still got like three days of life in this thread.

>>304437
Is Braugamay the one who will unite the dragons to wipe out the humans? Is he Alduin, the world eater?

He's the hero that dragons need and deserve. All hail Braugamay!

Update when?
>>304291
Also, what are you doing that calls for a name, what quest are you on Samurai?

>>304437
48 hours and silence still
All pay homage for OP is kill.

>>312241
rip

Page 8 with no new thread or update from OP makes me think that OP is either dead or doesn't care about the quest anymore.

Either way, I'm sad.

>>312241
>>312606
>>312632
I'm here; I've just been pretty busy in real life. Working on an update now.

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>>301179
>>301266
Thou awaken'st from thy shamefully amatory slumber to the morning sun rising o'er the hills. It feeleth most warm and pleasing on thy body. Perhaps thou should'st strive to bask in this more often!

Thou look'st upon thy friend, still dwelling in the house of Morpheus. Wherefore doth he seem so comely? Such an exotically piliferous face...

Without warning, a FeᴀRsome SkeMetoɴ appeareth before thee!
What art thou to do?

>>316304
*FEARSOME SKELETON
Looks like that small caps converter didn't work. Humbug.

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>>316304
>Without warning, a FeᴀRsome SkeMetoɴ appeareth before thee!
>What art thou to do?
Forsooth, relinquish a mighty cry! Skreeonk! May thee awaken the fair sir and strike fear into the ghastly undead!

>>316304
Befriend the man of bones. They can be great friends

>>316304
Flee! It doth be too early in the morning to be dealing with such spooky-ness.

New thread time?

>>317586
RIP

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