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EPISODE 3

PREVIOUSLY, ON SKELETAL OUTCAST QUEST

>You, who you decide to name Steve Rattles McBones M.D, aka Skeletor, wakes up
>Weeb catgirl (Who you later know to be named Absolut) calls your her master, you bullshit your way to not get killed
>You obtain an odd relic called a Controller, which allows you to influece other people
>You discover that you have a magical inventory in your eyesocket, and you can mana-charge shit by shooting them out of your fucking eye sockets
>You go to a Keep, owned by a weeb clan of adventurers called The Millennial Fold Clan
>You meet the tailor, an artist named Cointreau, you later decide to confess your profound love for her on the streets for some reason
>Catgirl massacres the Shogun's guards, and ties the Shogun up, where you use the Controller on her
>You now own the Clan, which you now call Clan GreySkull, and are on the first step to world domination
>That's it, that's literally all you need to know

>>4821
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4821/


Your name is Steve Rattles McBones M.D, also known as Skeletor. You are the Lord of Clan Greyskull, and have a force of 3000 individual adventurers to your name.

What do you do?
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>>28984
Make a speech to introduce the clan to their new leader
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Forgot to add this in the OP:

>We will only be using a single, d10 (dice+1d10 in the Option field)
>>I'm giving it a 20 minute stall time, minimum 2 players, any longer while waiting for a post or a second player, and the thread will be abandoned
>Also there will be no special formatting in this thread, since appchanx can't even display them anyways
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>>29003
Heroic speech needed to inspire new troops.

And gain favor with tailor.
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>>29003
>>29019

You find yourself on the Shogun's balcony, on the tower in the middle of the Keep.

There are, alot of people down there.

A lot. Oh jeez what the fuck do you even say?

>Remember to roll 1d10 senpai, forgot to add it in my OP!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>28984
get Cointreau to design us some nice clothes mang, we can get some new gear FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>29036
VIVA EL PRESIDENTE
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>29036
Get the shogun out here to help us with the speech. Her people like her, right?
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>>29043
You consider that for later, but oh god you have nothing to say to this crowd

>>29050
"V-Viva el presidente."

You mutter into the air, but you were lacking so much confidence that not even your entourage behind you could hear it

>>29065
You decide to leave it to the Shogun to do the talking, you push her to your position and tell her to do it.

"Well okay, but what exactly would you like me to say to your new underlings?"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>29036
Cry out at the top of your...lungs(?) with a mighty "NYEAH!"
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>29102
Just tell her to get them pumped for the future, that we'll lead them to greatness or something, but don't outright promise anything one way or the other
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>29107
Or, y'know, this works too.
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>>29102
Tell them that I am now in charge of you who in turn is still in charge of them, capische?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>29102
Some magical bullshit happened, Steve Bones and Catgirl saved the day and in honor of their heroism and disarming good looks, I the Shogun will now be allying with Lord Skeletor to bring us into a new era of glory and like, really super cool swords
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>>29115
>>29134

The Shogun steps up and calmly explains that some magical bullshit happened and that killed her guards, but it's all good now because this skeletal and catgirl saved her from everything and was awesome in general.

They seem skeptical, but seem to accept it. She also explains the name change and such, but no one really seems to give a fuck.

>>29107
>>29124

You have the idea of screaming NYEAHHHH at the the top of your non-existent lungs, but you're far too unconfident for that shit, so you delegate it to the Shogun instead.

"Yeah, scream 'nyeah' at the top of your lungs while you're at it, Shogun."

"Eh, well, okay."

She does exactly as you say, except... it doesn't really seem to have the same effect as you'd expected it to.

>Gif related

You realise that the tailor is probably among the crowd, and you weigh if you'd do anything knowing that fact. That, and being the new Lord, you can't just stay silent! No! Maybe you can muster up some courage to say a few words, but just the bare minimum, and you're out of there.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>29219
Say nothing about what just happened, and let her assume we're some kind of political genius and meant for that to happen.

Then as our few words mention that we intend to show the world how cool our swords are and that it's fine to use more than just red for everything if you want to
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>29219
"S-stupid army, it's not like I want to rule you or anything, baka~"
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>29219
Walk up to the balcony, completely silent. And once again, declare your love for Cointreau.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>29219
"Nyeah see? You lot are a part of my crew now see? That means we're gonna get whole lot a loot by heisting the banks of other gangs. Anyone got a problem with that can take it up with my assistant absolut, ya got it?"

We 1920s gangsters now
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>29281
I'd back that
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>>29219
Tell them to include all colours into the theme. Have her say desu at the end, the weebs will eat it up
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>>29283
Badly formulated. Walk up silently, suddenly burt out in a loud booming voice your decleration of love for cointreau.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>29292
Aw shit
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>29219
>>29283

Declare love for the Shogun as well, and just be awkward in general
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>>29346
This. Just be that awkward dude who somehow got in control along the Shogun.
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>>29346
While the Shogun is clearly the superior waifu given that she is a warrior woman in a position of power and has sexy hair, you are now gripped with an ethical quandary: If you tried hitting on hr would she only like you because you mind controlled her???
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>29219
Seconding >>29281.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>29373
Ethics are for people who aren't skeletons capable of shooting swords from their eyes. Besides, we clearly didn't mind control her, she likes us because we're a super handsome skeleton that saved her life!

And anyone who says otherwise is an enemy of the state.
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>>29373
Ethics? What is that? Herecy you say?! BURN THE HERETIC!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>29219
Say nothing. Step up to the balcony and SHOOT SWORDS OUT OF YOUR EYES to establish dominance.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>29396
This is a good idea
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>29396
I'll back it.
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You prepare yourself for a single speech and walk up.

You find yourself stuttering.

"S-stupid army, it's not like I want to rule you or anything!"

You omit "baka~" because you are unsure if it's something offensive to the weebs, and you are a thoughtful and benevolent leader.

>>29286

You decide you sound like a complete wuss you wussy pants baby, so you steel yourself for the next bit.

"Alright see here, you are all part of my clan now. This means we will be obtaining bountiful booty by whatever means we have against whoever is in our way. If anyone has any problems, tell that to my assistant, Absolut."

Yes, you sound incredibly badass, this isn't so bad!

>>29292

"You are all no longer restricted to red! Use all the colours at your disposal, all of them!"

Again, you omit "desu" at the end, because you are a sensitive leader! What might that even mean? You have no intention possibly insulting one's honour!

That's it, that's your speech. That wasn't so bad!

You take a moment, but feel like there is more to be said.

>>29283

You return to the balcony, all silent and cool, eye all planted on you in attention. For a few seconds, it was simply silent, and everyone was waiting. You were going to do it.

"I LOVE YOU COINTREAU"

You blurt out at the top of your fucking 'non-existent now mana-charged super magic I ain't gotta explain shit' lungs

The crowd goes loud, and they all look around, and they all seem to finally settle in one direction, and at the core, you see her, completely confused and flustered.

You walk away all smooth-like, once again.

>>29346

Passing by the Shogun, you had no more awkwardness in you after that, atleast not for the moment.

"Eh, you're alright too I guess."

The Shogun simply replies,

"K."
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>>29434
we need to find a horse. and some weapons.

ITS TIME TO RAID BOYS
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>29434
Call the Shogun cute then go sit on the throne and look as regal as possible. That's what rulers do, right?

Then call in absolut and see if she's done putting together a team to go after those relics that we totally know all about.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>29451
forgot to roll fuck
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>29434
>that gif
my sides are gone for good

Try and figure out whether or not Absolut would kill us for having lost our memory. Can she even kill us?
Also, you should probably learn more about this fugitive stuff that happened a week or two ago.
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>>29434
We should ask for more weapons that we can put into our eyesocket.
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>>29434
Get someone to bring you something to quaff like a badass while someone else brings cointreau to us
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>29540
God damnit
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>>29451
>>29458
>>29540

Sitting in the throne, you feel immensely badass.
You consider this is a good mood to go raiding on, horses and all; but you feel that perhaps that should be for later, when you have horses and an objective.

One of the workers who had just cleaned up the mess Absolut has made swiftly serves you all a glass of red wine; very, red wine.
"You there, bring me Cointreau."
The man bows and quickly remarks;
"The tailor who you had brazenly confessed to twice today, sir?"
"The very same."
"Very well." He remarks and leaves.

You feel like such a badass holy shit. This is fucking awesome. Fuck yes.

"Shogun."
"She turns to you, sipping on the wine."
"Yes, Lord."
"You are cute."

She takes a moment to stare at you, and simply replies,
"K."

>>29491
>>29452

"Absolut."
"Yes master."
"Theoretically, if I were to lose my memory, what would you do to me?"
"Hmph, of course, I would help master remember by reminding him of all he has said."
"Would you be able to kill me?"
"No, you are far too superior for me to kill, Master."

You feel your ego blow up. You should probably find out more about the fugitive business Absolut had gotten herself into, but you're unsure to ask her, or another.

"Have you gathered a team for your relic acquisition yet?"
"No, Master. Do you have anything in mind?"
"Hmm..."

>You can pick classes of people to follow you on your quest of the relic, for example: Archer, Knight, Space Cowboy, etc; if not, you can go solo or with whoever you've already encountered, or perhaps split a few squads. It's up to you to decide. Who will be Clan Greyskill Next Top Model?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>29662
Make a party with a bard, mime, and jester to go after the next relic
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>29662
The classes that follow us are a healer/priest, a squire to tend to our needs ALL OF THEM, and Cointreau :3

name Shogun the next top model
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>29662
>>29673
Also, name the Shogun Clan GreySkull Next Top Model and have her model for Cointreau
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>29662
>"No, you are far too superior for me to kill, Master."
She's clearly lying. Keep an eye on her and don't forget about using the next Controller charge on her.

Keep an eye open for geomancer companions.
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>>29722
>>29698
>>29673
FUCK
THESE ARE GOOD ROLLS
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>>29722
Thankfully, no one can see you squint at Absolut, as you're a skeleton.
You resole to shoot her, as soon as the timer runs out.
Currently, the Controller is 15 minutes away from recharge.

>>29673

Your first order of business was to employ a bard, mime, and jester into a Relic Acquisition Squad
You laugh internally at the prospect of sending 3 idiots as a joke to obtain legendary treasure, essentially locked to a death sentence somewhere in the corner of the world where they likely will die unknown to the world and forever be unheard
You still do it however and tell Absolut to carry out your wish.

>>29698

You then tell Absolut to find a priest and a squire to tend to our own party.
"Yes, I have met some already, I know exactly who to hire for the positions you suggested."

>>29698
>>29717

You nod and turn to Shogun suddenly;
"SHOGUN! YOU ARE GREYSKULL'S NEXT TOP MODEL!"

She cries as she walks up to you to take her week's photoshoot shots, finally knowing that she truly is, Greyskull's, Next Top Model
You think that anyways, but of course that's just your fantasies being weird again

"Oh also, a geomancer."

Absolut thinks for a moment,
"Hmm alright, I'll keep an eye out, haven't met any yet."

As she says this, a Cointreau appears
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>30065
Talk to her for goodness sake, man!
She's a primary member of the team, and frankly, the only one you can trust thus far.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>30065
Send the DreamTeamPoseSquad made of Bard/Mime/Jester on an epic quest to search for the locations of relics for us.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>30065
H-hey Cointrough. I MEAN COINTREAU S-SORRY..... You know since im like the leader of the clan and all i was wondering do you, uh, maybe want to be like, my........
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>30114
ooops wrong dice
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>30114
...royal tailor?!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>30065
commission a truly awe inspiring outfit
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>>30123
Yes!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>30188
We need a flowing red scarf, in true Toku hero fashion.
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>>30097

Absolut quickly sends the Buttfuck DreamTeamPoseSquad to their mission and they're gone
You don't even know them and now you feel like you might miss them

>>30090
>>30114
>>30123
>>30188

You cough to clear your inexistent throat.
"Ahem."
It's silent past that, and neither seems to be talking.

"So, uh, Cointreau. a-ahem. since I am the Lord of the clan and all, I was wondering... maybe you'd want to me be my.... be my..."

Cointreau remains flustered and doesn't make eye contract.

"...Royal Tailor!?"

Cointreau doesn't seem to change her expression.

"S-Sure... I mean..." she coughs and finally meets your eyes, "If it's you... I don't mind I guess."

You share a silent moment, unsure if it's a touching one or an immensely awkward one.

"W-Well, first order of business... what do you want made for yourself, Lord?"
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>>30375
Oh right, also Absolut finds a Geomancer for our party
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>30375
Rolling for a badass Rider outfit.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>30375
Immediately recall DreamTeamPoseSquad and get them outfitted in the most beautiful fabulous outfits Cointreau can make, then ask her to make you a cool Red Scarf
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>30375
>>30386
Sweetness.

A comfy sweater seems nice.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>30375
>>30390
rolling for this. we need to get our raid gear ready sooner or later.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>30375
Skeleton Gloves and Skele-Boots, Fashioned in black and white. With cute kitten paws for hands and springs at the bottom of the booties
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>30375
Something to cover these bones of mine

>wow look at all the low rolls
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>30392
Oh, also check the controllers charge level, and use it on the mime if possible. He's clearly the leader so it would be useful to switch to him later for whatever reason.
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>>30375
>she called us lord.
Take her to the side and try to get to know her
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>>30413

"Well, something to cover these bones of mine."
"Y-Yes Lord. I'll put my heart to it."
What a vague ass answer, all your other options seemed to soft to hear, so you didn't acknowledge them

>>30415
You check the Controller's charge, it's usable in a minute's time. Sadly, the DreamTeamPoseSquad is gone, gone into the wilderness and world of adventure, somewhere. You were right, you do miss them already.

Testing out your relic-switch idea, you couldn't switch back to the Shogun, you reckon that you might need to shoot her again to take control of her. Although last time, it was more like, heavily influence, than control.

"Lord."

Cointreau's voice snaps you back to reality.

"I will have your new design ready in awhile, if I may take my leave?"

She looks happy, maybe it's because she can now design some original content and finally be an artist again. Who knows.

Absolut chimes in,

"Master, I have our party gathered. Available whenever you wish."
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>30415
this desu

all these pathetic rolls, my god..
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>30583
tell absolut you need to see her in private for a moment then shoot the controller at her.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>30583
Reminesce about the DreamTeamPoseSquad, and hope they're doing aklright on their quest

Then tell Absolut as soon as Cointreau's new Hero outfit for us is done, we'll be off to do... that thing we said we we're going to do, and didn't forget about.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>30583
>they're already gone
Phew. If they never return, we can always send another squad after them, or look for them ourselves.

You need to go and befriend Cointreau some more. Tell her she doesn't need to call you Lord. She should refer to you as Steve instead.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>30390
Rolling for this.
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>>30616
>>30651
>now it sent both of them at once
What is happening.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>30651
This
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>>30615
>>30616

You think about the DreamTeamPoseSquad, and hope the best that they're doing fine.
Heroes, that team, true heroes.

>>30616

"You don't need to call me Lord, Cointreau, just Steve is fine. You wouldn't like me calling you Royal Tailor, would you?"

"Hah, got it Steve. I'll get your new duds out in no time."

And with that, she turns to leave.

Now that that's done...

>>30655

"OH WAIT, COINTREAU MAKE IT SOME REALLY COOL RIDER OUTFIT YEAH"

From below a floor, you hear her muffled response

"YEAH OKAY"

Yes this is going to be awesome.

>>30604

You realise that the only person here is Absolut, as the Shogun had gone out to do her Shogun business without you noticing.

"Hey Absolut, look over there."

"Hm?"

You pull out the Controller, and shoot Absolut.
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Your name is Absolut, and you're a catgirl!

Your Master had just told you to look at something, but you see nothing! Isn't that weird?

Silly Master!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>30891
Suddenly notice that your master is oddly handsome for a skeleton. Have his bones always been so shiny and strong?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>30911
Remember why you picked up the Controller for your Master. And maybe how the two of you met, while you're at it.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>30926
>>30911
Linked wrong post

Also, remember the most important parts of The Plan that your master told you
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>30911
Remember both your history with master and what you promised him.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>30911
Recall the first time you met Master, and why you swore your loyalty to him
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>30911
Remember what he promised you, as well.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>30911
just tell the master everything. how skilled are you compared to Steve. what do you know about the other relics really. who are you working for
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Cointreau a best!
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>>31028
Psh, Shogun a best
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>>30926

Master isn't handsome! Master is FEARsome! And COOL! Like me!

>>30930
>>30946
>>30949
>>30960
>>31018

I got the Controller because Master told me to, of course!
It was part of his plan to gather all the legendary relics and rule za warudo!

I met Mad King Absinthe when I was 18! My bloodline had been wiped see! Paladins murdered us all in the name of their god and what not! I was mad you see! So I wanted to murder all the Paladins of Leigoth! But I was so weak. Too weak! That was when I met master! Mad King Absinthe took me in and trained me on how to survive, and he's the best Master! The best! Apparently he's some ancient being but I think he's just a chuuni really. But he's still cool!
He promised me that one day, I will be able to
exact vengeance on the Paladins of Leigoth, and that was one of the few things that really triggers me! Luckily it doesn't matter when I say it to myself, but when someone mentions it, I go into a fury!

>>31018
I already told Master all he has asked! I only know the vague locations of the relics, but the rest were kept secret!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>31131
Class change from Gunpowder Warrior to Dreadknight. Also, imagine Mad King Absinthe's original form.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>31131
Be proud of yourself for having exercised yourself to keep your secrets secret, should Absinthe ever consider trying to shoot you with the Controller.
Give him a big ol' hug, then go and visit the Shogun.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>31131
Marvel at how cool and fearsome master is just standing there staring off into nothingness

Then switch back to him
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>>31172

THE COOLEST

>>31159

I can't do that, Master taught me that everyone has their own talent! He peered into my fate and saw me a fearsome Gunpowder Warrior!

>>31160
Yes! Secrets!
I am good at keeping secrets!

Master wouldn't do that, he knows everything I do anyways!
I would love to hug Master, but he's having his moment being cool. I can't ruin that!

>>31172
You switch back to yourself, realising how that answered nothing except her backstory.
And the fact that you can peer into fate and your name is some bullshit name like Mad King Absinthe
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>>31131
Do a little dance then go find the blacksmith, you left all your knives in the dead guys and shogun tidied them somewhere
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>31339
See if there's anything different about the Controller.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>31339
Tell Absolut to call us Steve Rattles McBones, MD. from now on. Or Skeletor, for short.

Then see if Cointreau is done with your new outfit, and if Shogun is around, doing Shogun things
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>31172
why the fuck did you switch back so soon
>>31339
go meet the relic finding team
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>31339
Check up on the Controller's duration. Maybe it's longer or shorter depending on the duration?
How long can we use it at a time anyway?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>31388
Because Skeletor is so fearsome and cool, obviously. Why would we not want to be him?
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Steve needs to get some throwing stars.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>31339
Try to drink the wine, it just goes right through you and messes up your robes
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>31423
And put them in his eyes and fire magical enchanted throwing knives.
Actually. >>31339
We should go and visit the Blacksmith and ask her to craft a lot of throwable painful things for us to fire with our magic eye sockets.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>31339
Wait a minute, if we can shoot things out of our eyes, maybe we can store things in our ribcage as well? Test that out.
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>>31377
>>31391

You check the Controller, and it's the same as last time, 60 minutes. 59 technically.

>>31378
"Absolut, call me Steve Rattles McBones, MD. from now on. Or Skeletor, for short. "
"Eh, why Master? You used to praise your name very highly. This seems unusual!"
"U-Uh, because it keeps my identity covert, student! This is the basis of a surprise!"
"O-OH! I see now Master. Very good."

>>31433

You attempt to drink the wine...
And you drink it! You apparently can drink stuff. It magically keeps in your mouth and disappears in your throat. You... didn't seem to expect that.
Although, you feel pretty sure you might be able to disable it at will.

>>31472

You try stuffing the Controller into your ribcage...
And it doesn't work. Looks like it's eyes or nothing, buddy.

>>31442
>>31388
>>31378

You think of meeting up with Cointreau, but she just left, and you think it might be best to let her do her thing for awhile, since she's excited to finally do art once more.
You don't seem to know where the Shogun is, but you assume it's important and let it be.
The blacksmith... hmm yes. You do need weapons to stuff into your eyes. Perhaps it would be wise to see her...
"Master."
"Hmm? What is it Absolut?"
"The relic team is here, perhaps you'd like to be acquainted with them?"
Ah, right, you forgot about them. This works nicely.
"Yes, sure. Send them in."
The three members stand before you silently.
"From left to right, Master, the Moon Priest, the Squire, and the Geomancer."
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>31701
Shoot out the wine we drunk like one of those acid spitters from that one thing.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>31701
Very well, ask what they're capable of, and for them to give a short summary of themselves.

Keep taking knives out of your eyes and putting them back in the entire time
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>31701
>tfw boy squire turned into a girl

ask the relic squad if they heard of any magical places or spoopy places near by
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>31740
fuck
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>31701
>You, in the middle. You are very cute, the rest of you work on it. Now let's go see that blacksmith with the impressive breasts
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>31743
I'll back calling the squire a cute. Pat them on the head as we leave, this is weeb land so they'll love it.
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>>31762
>>31764
Deleted my post because no roll, here you go
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>31734
Similar, but sharpen your knives on your bones while getting them to each explain their value to you.

Also consider what to do with the rest of your city/town/whatever. You have the whole thing at your disposal, after all.
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Also request: can everyone stop trying to turn this into their pathetic sexual fantasy? Any quest that goes too far in that direction gets run into the ground. At least go do that in a low quality quest instead of destroying this one.
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>>31839
Nobody's doing that family
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>>31839
What has been sexual here? Proclaiming our pure love for Cointreau? Don't get your fucking panties in a twist.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>31839
Literally nobody has been doing that, though? I think you may need to stop looking too deep into things, man
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>>31854
>>31872

M8 my panties are fine. Whenever a girl is introduced everyone tries to make it a love interest. And all these "say she's cute" requests really break the immersion. Inb4 taking this too seriously, just trying to keep it fun.
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>>31839
I think the only guy who has been doing that is 3OAb51I6
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>>32008
>>31993
Bro I ain't making it sexual or pursuing it at all. She's cute, you react accordingly
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>31993
Dude. You're taking this waaaaaaay too seriously.
>InAfter taking this too seriously

But really, stop trying to make this a serious quest. We're an amnesiac skeleton with a catgirl assistant that just took over the weeb-iest kingdom ever. THis isn't going to be super srs biznizz
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>>32037
>>31762
>Impressive breasts.
I mean I guess she does kinda but still semi sexual if ya ask me.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>32095
Just mentioning breasts doesn't inherently make something sexual, though. It's a physical trait that differentiates her from some other blacksmith
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>>31734

The priest speaks first:

"I am a Moon Priest, I channel the will of the Moon onto Mana, and use it to sooth the agitated. While I have the basic priest abilities such as healing, blessings and such, my abilities are heightened when it comes to matters of the mind.

The squire speaks next:

"I am a Squire, I am essentially a Knight in training! But I never became a Knight in the end, and decided to help people all the way! Because of this, I'm an expert support, and I prioritize defence and utility!"

The geomancer speaks last:

"I am a Geomancer! I can level this entire fucking place to the ground if anyone ever pisses me off enough!"

You slightly fear the Geomancer

>To players, just chill, whatever happens, in the end it only depends on what I decide to use because after all, that's what I think you, the players, would find entertaining, so suggest whatever, and don't let anything get to you, alright? Don't be a butt either and kill the vibe, no pointing fingers. Ignore everything that may have irked you in previous posts and just relax and play the quest, cool? Be cool like Steve senpai
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>>32132
I fucked up my animation sequence whoops
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>>32095
I'm referencing what we said from the previous thread
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>32132
What are their names? Try and learn some more about them.
Geomancer a geobest.
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>>32132
Steve is someone to strive to be.
And so are you.
You're a cool guy.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>32132
From earlier,
>I'll back calling the squire a cute. Pat them on the head as we leave, this is weeb land so they'll love it.

Then leave and visit the blacksmith to see about her examining our sword, see if it's magical or super high quality or whatnot
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>>32132
Ask for a demonstration of their powers
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>32132
Scream "there must be no sexual comments during this quest"
Alternatively, let's go see the blacksmith
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>>32162
oh yeah now I get the joke
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>32132
send them on their merry fuckin way
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>>32168

From left to right, they spoke
"Blue Moon."
"Morgan, I almost because Captain Morgan once!"
"Chang."

>CUTE DRAWING

>>32172
Steve suddenly feels like he's a cool guy, but he's pretty sure he's cooler than the QM, whoever the QM may be or whatever that might mean

>>32177
Rise from your throne to pat Morgan on her/his(?) head. It's head, let's leave it at 'it's' because you're not even sure anymore.
>>32208
As you pat his head, a shrill voice screams within you "NO SEXUAL COMMENTTTTSSSSSSS"
You fear for your life and resolve to refrain patting Morgan for now.

>>32218
"Very well, well met, I look forward to working with you. You're excused for now."

They bow and leave, and soon you're walking out to meet the blacksmith.

"Master, should I follow?"

>I'm going to end Episode 3 on the next post, sleep is important senpai, and it's 5AM here
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>>32342
We go see the blacksmith
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>32342
Sure, let her follow.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>32342
let Absolut the vodka cat go with them and lets find that blacksmith and score some new gearrrr
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>32342
She totally can if she'd like to.

>it's 5AM here
Just what kinda weird timezone is that?
th-thanks. this quest is the perfect excuse to try and draw some skeletal figures and draw some more in general
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>32342
Sure, follow on.
Wait, we still have some sticks, throw one to see if she chases it
She's not a dog girl and so is uninterested and feels a little patronized
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>>32361
>>32363
>>32417
>>32438
>>32471

You let her accompany you to the blacksmith, since she has nothing to do anyways.

You make your way down the tower, and as soon as you turn the corner you see the blacksmith waiting for you in the centre of the road.

"You there, Lord."

She singles you out and a crowd forms, blocking off the street.

"You, and you alone, we're going to duel. I'm not comfortable serving under some random fuck who I don't know can fight or not." She cracks her neck as she gestures at you. "So let's do this, earn your spot, skeletal."

>END OF EPISODE 3
>Thank you all so much for playing! Thank you for the fun times!
>In the next episode, OUR FIRST BATTLE! COINTREAU'S NEW OUTFIT! SHOGUN BEING SHOGUN! MORE MURDER?
>Tune in next time for more SKELETAL OUTCAST QUEST!
>Thank you again!
>Follow me on twitter if you haven't already, for updates on when I'm running! @jiangshi_of_tg
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>32621
Hey! I take offense to being called a skeletal! I'm a fully fledged Skele-TON, thank you very much!

Then proceed to start shooting knives out of our eyes as soon as the fight begins

Thanks for running!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>32621
The plot thickens. Time to figure out some special tricks which will help our ass through that fight.

This quest is fun. Did they often do this stuff over at /tg/?
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>>32621
I congratulate every thread but every time this is really well done, looking forward to ep 4
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>>32621
Sic your catgirl on her. also this was a nice thread thanks for making it
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>>32649
>>32668
>>32672
>>32697
It's very easy to thank me but very difficult for me to express my gratitude for the players, seriously, you guys are great, thank you for playing!

>>32668
Text quests are much more numerous. It's relatively rarer to find drawquests for sure. I only ran once on /tg/, Ladydemon Mage Quest, which you can find in the archives
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>>32621
Alright I get the message, less antics more plot progression.
As always, awesome thread
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>>32649
The dice agree, Offended knife eyes are the way of the future
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>>32621
Kick her ass
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>32649
Yes show them your necromancy!
Huh is it necromancy? I mean you are undead doin undead shit with your undead parts.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>32621
I'm rolling to fuck this bitch up with mana pebbles next episode. We buffering inputs son.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>40378
Manapebbles all the way. though the option of razor leaf is always open
>>32621
Hey man love the story. But I noticed in Ladymage quest and your last Skeletal outcast you used the word "vary" instead of "wary". and then "varily/verily" instead of "warily". Just want you to know before you spell it the wrong way for the rest of your life. You command the English really well for a Malayasian btw. Cool story and awesome drawings.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>40378
Fuck...I need one more chance to throw some searing mana pebbles.
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Soon.
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>>40412
Holy shit I seriously had thought it was vary, not wary, for years now
Thanks anon, we learn erryday

>>40908
Oooh neat!

Also, to everyone, I have no idea when I can run again, chances are however, Wednesday
As much as I'd love to run everyday, investing 5 hours (or like Episode 2 last thread, 9 hours within 13 hours for one episode) is a pretty huge chunk of a day, and I sadly have obligations to tend to
Sorry senpai, have a Cointreau as a token of my gratitude for your understanding
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>>40992
You're forgiven sensei.

As long as it comes eventually! Looking forward to Wednesday then.
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>>31839
Sorry man, I wrote that sappy crap for Cointrough in the first thread only because I really, really wanted to make the terrible humerus pun. If I set the tone with that I apologise.
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>>31839
>Get her hooked
>Make her do our bidding
>???
>profit
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>>41453
Not sexually intended.

Make free clothes. Cuz tailor. Amazing wall rugs(?) depicting our epic victories and pebble-eye-shooting.
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>>40992
Looking forward to Wednesday.
more than enough time to churn out some more images
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>>41668
Thats a big hammer
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>>42177
Fore ewe
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>>42177
For her blacksmithing purposes.
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>>40992
>file name
A pastel purple maybe?
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>>40992
>>42571
Purple sounds good. Though white feels better....

Threads probably gonna die by Wednesday... Such is life
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>>42571
Bone white.
Fits her new husbando.
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>>42571
>>42970
>>43827
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>>50333
white master race
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>50333
>she hates red
>make her red
Deepest lore
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>>50333
I kind of like pink
Blue is fine too
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>>50333
Purple and pink both look pretty neat.
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>>50333
She's constantly and garishly flashing like that all the time
For realises, demons should be purple silly
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>>50333
i'm feeling purple
maayyyybeee blue too
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>50333
dice+1d10
White like dem bones....
Purple seems demon natural though
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>>57242
>Rolled 1
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>>50333
Pink!
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>>50333
It can't be white, that's the colour I want to paint her insides with.

But in all honesty going purple, maybe pink.
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This thread should be autosaging, new episode soon
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Episode 4 is now live!
>>58802



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