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Twitter: @HeroRena
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Tali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bC
Tali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfR
Quest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9

Journal Entry #34: I've learned a lot the past few days. Most important of all, bringing new life into the world is a big responsibility. Sometimes people are not ready for this.

That's how you end up with murder golems.

Professor Ryuko has been dying to see me, gonna go check out what she wants.
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>>287477
Hurrah! We're back!
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>>287477
Are you read to join the LEAGUE OF LILY in their quest to stop the evil Reverse Tali and his Reverse Orb (Who is as Sane as he is Orderly) from stealing the best waifus in the Larroverse!?
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"With my rights," Says Ryuko, "As a Dragon Rider, last of Windcrest, I bind the two of you. Tali Elwin and Faelanerium, you two have a link, one as old as an empire and just as sacred. Together you two shall ride into glorious battle and slay your enemies. You shall be capable of destroying all in your path."

"...."

"Do you accept?"

How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.
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>>287504
Accept Tali! Then you're Dragon Married and can get on with the Dragon Honeymoon!

Also didja buy presents for Shen and Fael?
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>>287504
Just accept it, you racist elf.
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>>287504
Make sure it's alright with Fael that you're seeing other people who are much more you-sized. Although when we do that shrinking spell..
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>>287504
Accept the holy matrimony
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>>287510
Til death death never do us apart.
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>>287511
Fuck off
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>>287504
DO IT!
OTHERWISE YOU WON'T FULFILL THE TIMELINE
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>>287504
>How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.

I know, it's great isn't it! We give the best advice.
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>>287504
Stop being so racist Tali and say yes
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How can you even try to deny that cute blush. Accept!
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>>287521
Are we living in the darkest timeline?
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>>287534
No, we're living in the one where Tali gets married to a Dragon.
Also, I'm pretty sure there's a MAQ universe where everything is on fire, so at least we're not them.
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>>287534
Well, if all goes according to plan. Having Tali link up with Fael is just the first step.
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>>287539
WHY DOES IT BURN AAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>287504
Are we going to kiss our dragon bride? Hope you've been building up your poison immunity, knife-ears.
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>>287547
We must show Racist Elf all the wonders of alternate universes.
Even the one containing Angriest H-elf
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>>287504
Give her the tongue knife ear
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>>287504
Now fly off into the sunset with empty cans tied to her tail.
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>>287504
Did you bring Vaisi as a witness? She wouldn't have much of a choice.
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>>287477
>Touch Fluffy Tail
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>>287504
Well Tali, this is the future you chose.
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I'm not upset or anything.
Just..
This is not what I expected.

At all.

But, still... I guess it's pretty cool.

"Uh... Yeah. I accept."

"And do you, Faelanerium?"

"Yes!"

"I now pronounce you Dragon and Rider. You may now exchange gifts with your new Dragon and her mother, Shenenirium."

Gifts..?
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>>287623
GIFTS?

Your fucked
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>>287623
Give us to her.
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>>287623
YOUR DICK
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>>287623
We told you to buy them something, Knife Ears. Now you're right fucked, and not in the pleasant Ceera thumb way.
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>>287623
The shrink spell that Gears gave you!

Alternatively your dick.

Regardless, tell her that it's a dick move not to tell you about gifts in advance.
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>>287623
Everyone so far is thinking too small.
Shrink her, and give her your dick.
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>>287635
To be fair, she'd probably counter with "You should have realized you'd have to give them stuff since they're dragons."
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>>287623
Don't we have loot from 99c whole beach excavation?
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>>287623
Give her the shrink spell.
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>>287643
sold off the the good stuff

and you want to give the mom beach junk?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>287623
Shrink Fael and have some 'fun' with her!
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>>287648
They are dragons they want quantity over quality right?
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>>287648
which means we have MONEYMONEYMONEY

cash and shrink spell, elfboy. do it.
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>>287623
You have artifacts, just give her something.
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>>287653
Let's give her green orb! Nothing bad can come from giving a dragon the power to grant her wishes, right?
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>>287623

Hmm. You could give her a Fael sized puppy.
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>Tali goes over to Ryuko and pulls her aside.

"Gifts?"

"Yeah. You have to give something to your new dragon and her mom. Usually a gift representing things they love to collect. It's tradition. C'mon, I told you all about this."

"No, you didn't."

"... I didn't? Huh... I guess I must have been too excited about everything... Uhm..." She turns back to the pair of dragons. "Tali has forgotten his gift in his room. So... He'll go and grab that real quick and be right back!"

>She pushes him ahead and out of the cave.
>Tali runs off, his armor clanking with each step.

Oh boy.
Alright, what should I get her?
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>>287688
A jar of your syrup, straight from the source. She'll love that!
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>>287686
>>287688

Err, what does Fael like to collect. Tali is a cute thing, so maybe those. If so, puppy. You just didn't bring it because you wanted her to pick her own. Or maybe some manner of mega hamster?
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>>287688
HURRY HURRY HURRY

YOUR ON THE CLOCK BEFORE ANGRY DRAGONS COME FOR YOU
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>>287688
What do you even own, Tali? Your dignity?

Oh, wait.
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>>287688
Give her the now tamed book that we got from Vaisi.
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>>287688
Tali, go to 99c, see what she has. Fael seems to like anything shiny, or with Value. I dunno what Shen likes.
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>>287695
Capybaras are pretty chic this season, I hear.
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>>287688
The shrink spell or one of your useless orbs.
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>>287688
Ninety-Nine surely has some nice shiny artifacts in stock.
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>>287688
>>287723
99c will save us!
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>>287688
Remember that shooting iron that you got from that one dungeon and completely forgot about? That might work.

Also, I got you some spells.
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>>287738
We're not giving up our Gun. We need that so we can rain electric death from atop Fael.
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>>287688
Didnt we find another inferior orb recently?
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>>287698
Wow, orb... Wow. I still have my dignity, you know...

>>287700
They both like the same things. Anything shiny or sparkly or rare.

>>287696
I'm hurrying!

>>287716
I like my orbs! I'm not sure if she wants a spell, though... Can't collect that, really.

>>287723
>>287729
>Tali goes to the Ninety-Nine Copper shop. It's owner is standing there, same expression on her face as usual.

"Welcome to the Ninety-Nine Copper Shop. What can we do for you, Boss?"
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>>287743
We don't need a gun for that.
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>>287760
Pat her head.

You know you want to.
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>>287760
Come inside her store, Tali! Through the rear entrance preferably!
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>>287760

We need an artifact that would be good enough for a Dragon and/or her daughter, FAST!
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>>287760
Ask for the shiniest artifact she has.
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>>287760
We need things dragons like to collect and Stat!
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>>287760
Huh? i thought we were a fellow manager

When did she start calling us boss

And why is she manning the desk? where's the golems
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>>287760
Hug 99c Copper and then ask to see her stock of Rare and Shiny Artifacts.
Also ask her if she'd like to come to a Dragon Wedding.

>>287761
The gun makes us look cool as we do it though. If we get a pair of aviators and something to play Danger Zone on repeat, we'd be invincible.
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>>287760
We need two artifacts that look good in a pile of alms! Or make said pile look better & bigger!

Our max budget is <insert tali's funds>.
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>>287760
Something rare and shiny, stat.
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>>287781
We are willing to take out a loan if we need to right? Better in dept than eaten by our dragon/her mother.
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>>287760
>I need a gift, ASAP

Also Tali, take a step back and think about your current situation.
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>>287688
Give Shenenirium the collar. Ensure she wears it.

CONQUER THE SCHOOL
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>>287760
GREAT IDEA!

GIVE HER 99c!
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>>287760
The water cannon! For cleaning and being a large shiny artifact.
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>>287793
>Tali reflects on recent and past events.
>Tali is starting to feel overwhelmed by it all.
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>>287859
Curse the old man out loud!
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>>287859
There's nothing wrong with having an albino hermaphrodite as your girlfriend!
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>>287859
Why is she winking like that?
TALI YOU SLUT!
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>>287793
>>287853
>>287859

Great, you went and broke his mind

The only reason he functional at this point is cause we trained him to follow our commands
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>>287859
Tali are you okay? If you're okay yell "I LOVE ALL RACES EQUALLY!" out loud.
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>>287875
TRAITOR

ELF PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
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>>287859
Tali, nobody ever said destiny was easy and we're going to make you into the destiny-est. Just sit back and enjoy the ride and try not to worry too much.

Also we don't have time for this shit, you have a dragon rampage to avert. Get moving.
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>>287875
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HUMAN LOVER
GET OUT OF HERE
ELF PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
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>>287859
Yes, tali, we know you want to touch vendal's scaly tail, but that's not a priority right now.
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>>287878
>>287884
You can't kick out a voice inside an orb!
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>>287859
Blame it all on the old man!

FREAKY FISH FACTS!: There is a species of Ribbon Fish commonly called the "earthquake fish" in Taiwan because the fish are popularly believed to appear following major earthquake events due to alleged sensitivity to disturbances in the ocean floor. Records of such appearances were made following a 100-year earthquake in Hengchun in late 2006 and in Taidong in 2007, as well as the numerous recent March 2010 sightings along the coast of Japan, but other recorded sightings do not correspond with seismic disturbances.
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>>287888
YES WE CAN

WE DONE WEIRDER THINGS BEFORE
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>>287894
Like kicking the voice out of a book!
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>>287894
L-Let's not get hasty now!-!
We've been through so much together, you know, huh, birds of a feather and all that jazz, r-right?
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>>287894
Trust me, if a voice could be kicked out of the orb you guys would have booted me a loooong time ago.
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>>287898
We can get hasty later, after we get the dragon wedding gifts
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>>287903
But then we wouldn't have the freaky fish facts that everyone loves/hates. They're practically a staple at this point.
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>>287859
Dammit Tali, stay with us.
Controlling a vegetable is harder than it looks
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>>287863
No, I mean... It wasn't his fault. I took the mission. Even if I didn't have a choice in the matter, really...

>>287864
................................

>>287865
>>287867
>>287875
>>287879
......................................

Alright, I just need to... Keep it all under control.

"Hi, Ninety-Nine. I was just wondering if you had some rare or shiny things in stock."

"... Are you okay, Tali? You seem unwell."

"I'm fine. The items?"

"Hmm..."

>She looks under her desk and pulls out a solid lump of what looks like gold and some sort of strap with a clock in the center.

"I have this shiny thing and this other thing. I don't really know what either of them are. Fifty Alm, please."
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>>287912
Give her at least 200 and scan the items on your way back.
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>>287912
You know the drill

Bring out the nerd to look them over
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>>287912
This is a job for EXPOSITION ORBBB
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>>287912
Tali confirmed for fucking Vendal.

Buy both!
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>>287912
Buy both.
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>>287912
Bring out orange and identify them first!
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>>287912
Oh look, a watch, thats a fancy item. Bring out the other orb to give them a once over.
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>>287912
give her more then that Tali. AND PAT HER FUCKING HEAD
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>>287912
Give her 200 Alm, call the extra 150 alm a tip for her being the best. Also pat her head.

Scan them with the fat nerd.
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>>287912
You do have Fifty Alm, right?
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>>287912
Also, Tali. When your friends ask if you're okay, especially 99c, you can talk to them. It might help the stress.
Honestly, if you can get into Gear's private bathroom you should and just relax for abit.
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>>287912
Scan them, buy them, and while we're here get a holster for your gun.
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>>287912
Get the nerd orb out!
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>>287934
We have a few thousand alm, from 99c.
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>>287903
Your freaky fish facts broke tali will and resistance to our commands
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>>287912
We need to have a chat with 99c about her inventory procurement. Someday she's going to stock uranium and just keep it in a box under the desk.
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>>287945
When did we get a gun?
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>>287859
Don't forget that time you killed yourself making delicious ice cream and then didn't get to eat any of it!

Or that time you got your ear pierced by Holly!

Or that time you spent a few hours as a girl during that universe hop and had sex with 99g and Tessa!

>>287912
These things seem... tiny. And probably not especially magical, either. Maybe we should do a quick solo run through a dungeon? That's bound to get us some good loot.
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>>287970
Hey, 99c's goods are 100% guaranteed.
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>>287912
Now just buy them and cast your Gigantify spell on the watch and youre set.
Ive heard of worse engagement gifts.
And dragons love gold.
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>>287970
We need these gifts a few minutes ago; no time for a dungeon run.
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>>287968
Or worse, keep undinenip under the desk.
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>>287923
what is this
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>>287996
Our beloved IRC channel. I'm in the image! Hello me!
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>>287996
spoilers
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>>288006
oh my
i never used IRC sadly
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>>288029
I don't even know how to use it.
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>>287912
Does Fael even like Hello Kitty merch? I feel like this was brought up once.
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>>288029
>>288006
so i have no blooming idea what it even is
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>>287923
I did no such thing! Whoever said that is lying!

>>287921
>>287920
>>287925
[Oh boy, here I go scanning again! Hmm... HMMM.... One is a lump of gold worth approximately 2,000 Alm. the other is... A watch. The lump of gold is pretty heavy. Would be able to kill someone. Threat Rating: 1

The watch is a watch. Threat Rating: 15. Lots of small parts that children can choke on. Hope I helped!]

So, seems safe.

>>287933
>Tali pays her 200 Alm, calling the rest of it a tip. He asks her where she got these from. She said her golems have been doing dungeon runs and got them for her.

>He pats her on the head and goes on his way.

>>287943
Eh... I don't like burdening others with my problems, you know?

Also, what is even in gears private bathroom? Isn't it a restroom like any other?

We-

"Excuse me."

>Someone stands in front of Tali.

"Hello." They say, in common, "I am looking for Tali Elwin. He is a student pretending to be a female and is located at this school. A school for females, of which he is not. He is most likely in disguise to hide the fact that he is not meant to be in this school. Do you happen to know where he may be?"
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>288044
Oh fuck, you're about to get killed. CEER CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE, TALI. HAUL ASS RIGHT NOW.
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>>288044
Trust us

Hit this guy with all the COMFY

MAKE HIM SO COMFY THAT HE NO LONGER STANDING
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>>288044
Make your new dragon eat him. Solve this problem right fucking now
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>>288044
Make him look behind him, then bludgeon him with the lump of gold.
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>>288044
Nope, never met the guy, although a bunch of students just left for [Insert location on other side of continent here] for vacation, A Talina Elwin went with them. So maybe?
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>>288051
>>288058
Change of plans, first comfy him til he's asleep then smother him with the lump of gold.
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>>288044
"Ah no, but I'm about to go down and visit someone who might know, care to accompany me?"

Lure the notAssassin down to the dragons. And pay no heed to the meta knowledge.
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>>288044
Lead him to Fael, Give her the gold, have her eat him.
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>>288044
>Do you happen to know where he may be?
He now live on the ground in the middle of the forbidden forest.
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>>288044
THROW ROCK
SLIGHTLY GOLD ROCK BUT STILL A ROCK
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>>288044
"Lets go ask Faelanerium. She'll be able to tell you."

Ceer assassin vs dragon. We didn't get this far by playing fair.
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>>288044
Tell him this is the Sons of Serin and that he wants the other floating school.
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>>288044
COMFY HIM AND GIFT HIM TO THE DRAGONS
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>>288044
Just ignore him, somebody else can handle it.
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>>288082
Seconded
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>>288044

> "Certainly, right this way."
> Bring him to the dragon ritual
> We just found the perfect gift
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>>288044
Sorry Tali, it just looks like I almost gave you an existential crisis.

At least all your friends are 100% able to trust you for who you are with no doubts about your identity or any dark secrets you may be hiding from them!
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Its unique

How many dragons can say they have an ceer assassin in their hoards?
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>>288044
>>288112

> We're bringing Fael a mint condition Ceer assassin
> In the meantime, I think you ought to drop some extra Alm on a Fael sized heated blanket for her hoard. Remember that time back in your illusory room when she was comfy as hell? She was in love.
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Ask if he has a visitors pass and if he doesn't inform him that he must leave the premises or we will report him
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>>288142
We could also get Fael a hoard bodypillow.
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"Uhm... We could go ask Faelanerium. She might be able to tell you where he is. I was just on my way over."

"Ah, very well. I had a picture of him but I lost it. But, he is an elf. About as tall as you are, with ears like yours, and green hair just... Like... You! You are the elf I have been sent to kill! Prepare yourself, elf, for I am about to kill you with the knife of stabbing! This knife, once used to stab, will stab any who are stabbed by it! Fear it's steel and-"

1/3
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>>288174
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>288169

More like you stitch a comfy and heating enchantment into the covers that intake her ambient mana while she is sleeping to provide pleasant dreams.
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>>288174
>Tali uses comfy magic.
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>>288174
WOW

Im insulted that they sent this to kill us
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>>288181
comfy magic op. nerf pls.
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>>288181
Touch assassin's ear.
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>>288187
They tried

Still OP
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>>288181
Well, try not to think about how easily you could do STUFF to this guy, and get them giftwrapped for dragoning I guess.
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>>288181
rape it
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>Tali picks up the Ceer, who is very light, and takes them to Faelanerium.

I'm not sure I can just give people away.
I don't think Ceera would like that. But I guess I can have them watch over the guy until we decide what to do.

>>288116
Why do you do this.

----------------------------------------
>Tali returns and exchanges gifts with Faelanerium and Shenenirium. The two accept his gift, even if Shenenirium's is too small to be of any use to her, she hasn't seen it before and therefore it must be rare.

"And so it is complete. You two are now bound."

>Faelanerium goes over to Tali and hugs him close, leaning her massive head on his.

"You're my Rider now."

So heavy.
Something smells like it's burning.
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>>288204
don't worry, tali, hair grows back.
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>>288204

Just the heat of your mutual love sinking in. Embrace it.

Also, nothing to do with this, but what sort of hat do you prefer?
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>>288204
Dragon drool Tali, Shrink her now.
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>>288204
Hey so, think Fael can imbue your venom teeth with something similar to hers?
Also ask if she wants to try that shrink spell thing.
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>>288204
Go through the Assassin's stuff and take his clothing.
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>>288204
That's the burning weight of guilt, Tali.

>Why do you do this.

A history of drunken familial abuse causes me to lash out at others. It's not easy everywhere out there Tali, and I think it'd be good for you to remember that.
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>>288204
Pet fluffy dragon.
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>>288220
Give Fael the Knife of Stabbing, and maybe she'll stop melting your face.
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>>288204
There may be some chemical burns on your scalp, but I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>288204
Shrink her!
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>>288225
That's dangerous, she might cut her finger.
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"Alright," Ryuko says, "I'll leave you two to your bonding~ Come on, Shen."

>The massive blue dragon walks out with her Rider while Faelanerium grips Tali tighter.

Ow....

"Hey, Fael, I have a new spell that can shrink you down to me sized. You wanna try it?"

"Mmm? You really have that?"

"Yep! So just... Let go of me for a second and I'll show ya."

1/2
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>>288265
Where did the ceer go?!
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>>288265
>Tali casts the spell on Faelanerium. There is a sharp drop in energy from the mana gem. It seems this particular spell costs quite a bit.

>But the effect works perfectly fine and soon the dragon is small enough to be people sized.

"It worked!" She says, her fluffy tail wagging excitedly behind her. "Now I can go to Tali's school all the time!"
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>>288274
.. Take her to bed now!
Put Syrup in that dragon!
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>>288274
Hug the cute dragon, Has Ceera what to do about the failed assasin
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>>288274
Now you can fuck her!

But first show her off to Ryuko and Ceera.

BUT EVEN BEFORE THAT, check that you didn't become bigger instead, or the world smaller.
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>>288274
So, is her mouth just naturally those shapes or does she have a bit of shapeshifting magic or something, because those are some impressive oral gymnastics she is pulling.
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>>288274
>"Now I can go to Tali's school all the time!"
I don't think you thought this through Tali.
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>>288274
Make her taste the tastiest human food, aka, anchovies pizza.
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>>288274
Okay. Now we should probably throw that Ceer through a portal somewhere.
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>>288296
>human

What the fuck anon

ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>288274
Bring your dragon to school
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>>288274
Don't listen to the lewd voices. Take her on a tour of the school, remember to resize her later. This is special not an everyday thing to be done!
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>>288274
Where's the assassin?
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>>288302
I mean, they said human FOOD, which honestly I'd eat over elf food. What do elves even eat? Leaves, right? Elf food probably sucks.
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Did we take the Ceer's knife away? Because we should probably take their knife away. I mean it sounds useless but being stabbed hurts.
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>>288346
Fairly sure elves subsist on dirt and sunlight
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>>288335
10/10
Also how did Larro-tan get back on ground?
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"Well, not all the time. Maybe every once in a while. This is a special thing."

"Special, right."

"So, I figured we could go to my class and..."

>>288311
>>288267
>Tali looks around. The Ceer is gone.

What? They already woke up? That thing usually knocks them out for hours...

"Hey, did you see anyone leave this place?"

"Hmm? No. Are we going to the school?"

"Uh... Yeah..."

Let's keep an eye out for them...
I mean, they seem fairly harmless but still.

>>288354
I have it in my pock-
Nope it's gone. Kinda worried now.

>Tali walks with Faelanerium back to the school. As they walk he constantly looks over his shoulder, on the watch for any Ceer assassins. None show up and soon they arrive at Petal.

>Vendal slithers up to Tali, a smile on her face.

"Well hey there, Tali. Who's your friend?"

"Ah, this is Faelanerium. She's.. A dragon. I shrunk her down so she could explore the school"

Damn. I am not good at lying. Well, at least it's true. Just didn't add that she's my dragon and I'm a Rider.

"I see. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Faelanerium."

>The dragon holds onto Tali tightly, hiding behind him a bit.

"So, are you going to give her a tour of Petal?"

"Yeah. Figured she'd like to see my classes and whatnot."

"Of course."

>The dragon pokes her head out.

"I'm joining the school." She says. "I want to be in Tali's class."

"I see." Vendal smiles. "Well, I'm afraid it would be a bit against the rules to let a dragon join. We at Minia are only authorized to accept students that are-"

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>>288378
"........................"
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>>288378

Oh snap.

>>288383

Then that happened.
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>>288383
oh fuck
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>>288383
Oh no!
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>>288383
BAD FAEL

flick her forehead. Apologize to Vendal, she's the best fuckin' healer there is, she'll manage somehow. But you owe her.
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>>288383
>Argument Invalidated.png
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>>288383
Oh, Vendal might be dead. Waifus killing waifus? YOU ASKED FOR THIS, TALI
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>>288383

Damn it, where is nega tali and her mega milk when you need it?
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>>288383
ENEMIES FOR LIFE
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>>288383
OSHIT
Give her your shirt or something to wipe it off with, and then explain to Faelanerium when it is acceptable to spit acid at people.
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>>288383
This was a great plan. You are great at planning.
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>>288383
slimed

slut
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>>288383
Awwwwwwwwwww sheeeeeet Tali, you dun fucked up now.

Atleast Vendal can get a cool facial scar, I hear chicks dig scars.
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>>288383
Ground Fael and make her think what she did.
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>>288383
USE COMFY NOW
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>>288383
Try a healing spell.

I think she likes Vendal.
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>>288383
Oh hey, Vendal! Tali, remember to touch scaly tail!

http://imgur.com/a/hEEu8
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>>288413

No. It'll offend Fael and/or stop Vendal from doing stuff to help herself. Alternately, if you want to comfy the acid, sure.
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>>288419

Well, knowing the artist, this can only go one way.
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"......... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>Vendal falls to the ground, writhing in pain. She tries to wipe of the smoking acid with her sleeve while her other arm grabs her spell book.

"TALI! THE SPELL! CAST IT! I'M BLIND! TALI!!! HELP ME!"

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"

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>>288442
might want to help her out, bud
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>>288442
LOOK AT THE BOOK, TALI
MOVE VENDAL'S HAND SO YOU CAN CAST IT
HURRY UP
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>>288442
Cast the fucking spell
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>>288442
You should probably hurry up on that spell.
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>>288442
Didn't you hear? Cast the spell.

I mean, for sake, you are like 90% ear, you must have heard her already.
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>>288442
Spellbook
Healing
NOW
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>>288442
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"Thank you, Tali. You know, I just remember that dragons aren't allowed in Petal Tower. Now, if you'll excuse me."

>She leaves.

...
I've never seen her that mad.
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>>288442
HELP HER!
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>>288460
Horry shittu, she was so pissed off.
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>>288460
She wasn't pissed at you, she's scared, Tali. They're right to fear Fael! All Undine should bow down to their Elf masters!
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>>288460
Help her relieve her anger.
Sensually
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>>288460
hey, i think that's a downgrade in containment!
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>>288460
Sheeeit...
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>>288460
You have to talk to her later and apologize, Tali. With chocolates and flowers to placate her wrath.
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Faelanerium, you're fired.
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>>288460
Oh boy, try Ceera next? The assassin might be headed there. Also please tell me you can copy that super heal.
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>>288460

Man, she was too angry to parse words properly. You're in trouble now, Tali. You'll make it up to her later, no doubt with your butt. In the meantime:

> Fael, you almost killed Vendal.
> That's not a good thing to do.
> Imagine if someone came up and poked my eyes out.
> You'd be upset, right?
> She'll probably try to explain that, yes, that's because you are her rider.
> You then try to explain to her that while you don't have much treasure, you do have friends.
> Your friends are part of your hoard. So if she would please refrain from damaging them, that'd be great!
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>>288478
Also cast said super heal on your poor hair. I think I can see a bald spot up there.
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>>288460
Fae should probably stop that before she gets barred from everywhere. We can still show her around root, I suppose.
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>>288460
That's some anger.
When she's so angry that she acts almost calm, that's the eye of the storm.
You're in some serious danger.
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if we hurt everyone that didn't give us what we want we wouldn't have very many friends.
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>>288460
HELP HER TALI!
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You know, maybe we should have come up with a containment spell for Faelanerium's poison and not just a protective ward for ourselves. Oh well! Kinda late now!
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>>288460
Fuck, new goal: take Fail to the baths so we can fix her hair while she's still smol.
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>>288492
Oh god...

>>288475
I will.

"... Fael, we need to talk."

"What?"

"Fael, you really really hurt Vendal. That could have killed her. that is a bad thing."

"She tried to tell me what to do. No one tells a dragon what to do."

"Yes. You are very powerful. We can see that. But it's still not a nice thing to do. How would you feel if someone burned my face?"

"I would destroy them and all they care for!"

"Because you don't like seeing me get hurt, right? Well that's how I feel about when someone hurts my friends. And Vendal is my friend. Now, I won't destroy you and all you care about but if you continue to act like this to my friends then I'm afraid I can't take you here anymore."

"..." The dragon grumbles for a bit. "... Okay. I won't hurt your friends..."

"And?"

"And what?"

"Are you sorry?"

"No."

...
Baby steps.

Alright, where shall we take the dragon now?
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>>288532
Find a Lime stone or something for her to lick so she doesn't leave a trail of acid everywhere.

And then go visit Ceera & Vaisi, she needs to know your mates.
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>>288532
>Alright, where shall we take the dragon now?
Gear's laboratory.
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>>288532
Take her to the dungeons! Let's get her some sweet loot. She'll be able to blast people in the face too.
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>>288532
Go to Ceera
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>>288532
To Vaisi!
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>>288532
Well, if we can't go to Petal Tower, we could show her around Root.
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>>288532
Tali. What is the green orb doing? This is important. We've established you can build up forces in both directions. You currently have an assassin looking for you. Can we use this to our advantage? Drawing in assassins seems to me as if it would be bad luck, but ultimately might work to our advantage?
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>>288532
Introduce her to your friends! 99c, Ceera, Lily, Collette, Vaisi, and Lyra and Elizibeth maybe?
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>>288581
it's about how we feel about it, if running into the assassin is a good thing for us then it will count as good luck.
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>>288532
Take her to meet Vaisi.

Take the collar. Use it to establish obedience in cat-dragon.
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>>288591
Getting attacked probably wouldn't count as good luck, It is a bit risky though.
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>>288532
To ceera. Need to talk about the ceera and are engagement to a dragon
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>>288581
>>288591
It's not about good or bad, it's about what we ask for. If we ask for help finding the assassin, we'll have trouble finding an assassin in the future (if we ever have reason to look again), and if we ask for help with being found by the assassin, then the next time an assassin tries to find us they'll have trouble doing so. Which could still be bad, if the next assassin is as blunt as this one about Tali actually being a male elf and as willing to mention it to random people.
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>>288609
More of a marriage now, isn't it?
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>>288364
Find out next time on HWLQ
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Where is a list of tali's runes? The puush link doesn't seem to work for me.
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>>288638
I'm more excited now
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>>288613
I don't think it's that specific in how it functions. I think it's just 'good' and 'bad' essentially, not 'find assassins' and 'not find assassins', although I think we'd have to ask the orb itself.
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>>288643

No. Bad anon. You can't delete shame.
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>>288643
Let me know if you want any added at the end of the thread!
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>>288649
It does seem more specific than that according to what the orb said earlier.
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>>288656
Breast, Penis, Butt, and Vagina would be appreciated. But then we'd have to go over to anonkun.

But for now, just remember to add the darn NOT thing over in the line rules dangit.
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>>288655
I can delete irrelevancy, pen and paper acquired.
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>>288656
The yuri rune is missing
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eugh, I have other things to do, can't wait until the end of thread or pause or whatever.

Totally canon events!

http://imgur.com/a/5pOve
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Potentially future-canon events.

http://imgur.com/a/H2PBe
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I guess I'll take her to see Vaisi and Ceera... But...

"Fael, I'm gonna make you invisible so you need to be super extra quiet, okay? Just til we get inside the room."

>The dragon nods. Tali extends his glamour to the dragon and takes her to the top of Petal Tower. He opens the door to Ceera's door and sees both she and Vaisi are in there. Vaisi grins while Ceera smiles and waves.

"Tali. What brings you here?" Vaisi says. "Are you and Ceera finally gonna spitroast me while I complain, lying under the both of you, but really I think it's super hot and I'm just trying not to show it? Is that what's going to happen?"

"He has a dragon here." Ceera says. Tali drops the glamour.

"Oh. Hey there. You don't know what spirtroast means, right?"

"Nope." Fael says.

"Good. Keep it that way. Wait, is this the dragon you were always talking about? Why she so little like?"
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>>288716
>Still wearing the collar

Tali, you kinky bastard.
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>>288716
Calling a dragon little is not an healthy endeavor.

Get the healing spell ready.
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>>288716
Had to introduce the new person to Tali's mates, make doubly sure she understands that these people are double extra important.


Now, how about a bath to get to know each other a bit better?
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>>288716
It's only temporary. Also, there was an assasin in the school, with a knife.
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>>288716
Tell Ceera about assassin.
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>>288716
> "Just wanted to hang out and I think someone just tried to kill me. So what are y'all up to."
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>>288750
The powerful, fearful, almighty Knife of Stabbing
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>>288716
Because normally she's too big to sleep with, obviously.
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>>288716
Just introduce them and try not to soil Fael's innocence (yet)
>>288656
A chaos rune might be fun
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>>288716
There's a guy running around the school with a knife that knows I'm ELF PRIDE WORLDWIDE and is asking everyone about my location to try to kill me.
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>>288775
But not so loud that Vaisi can hear you. We don't want more than one person out to kill you.
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Need gold? Take individual particles that'll never be noticed, virtual energy from spin that will do nothing, and vast amounts of heat energy!

Hell, even vast resorvoirs of magic. Filch all the kinetic energy someone will apply but hasn't observed yet and use it to make them explode.

Warning: materials summoned may be extremely hot, radioactive, or unstable. Extra security measures are advised.
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>>288716
This reminds me. Whatever happened to "The Little Death"?
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>>288812
>Warning: materials summoned may be extremely hot, radioactive, or unstable. Extra security measures are advised.
Lets weaponize this and create a new kind of magical nuke!
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>>288823
Vaisi is probably wearing it right now.
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>>288825
http://ihititwithmyaxe.tumblr.com/post/22331104288/breaking-dd-35-the-locate-city-nuke
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>>288825
I'm still surprised we don't have a magical watcher stuck on us by this point.
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"It's just a temporary thing. I used a spell to make her smaller for now and figured I'd show her around a bit."

"Ah, I see. She's super cute, Tali."

"Yes," Fael says, "Yes I am."

"Hey, Vaisi." Tali pulls her aside. "Can you talk with Fael for a bit? I need to tell Ceera about something."

"Yeah, sure thing sugar-stick."

"Please stop calling me that."

"Okay, honey."

"No, that's actually super offensi-"

"You got it, maple tap."

"Vaisi. please"

>She winks and walks over to Fael. The pair move around Ceera's room as Vaisi shows off Ceera's belongings.

>While they're doing that Tali goes over to Ceera and explains to her what's going on with the Ceer Assassin.

"<I knew it... I knew they would come for you... For me. Tali, I tried to warn you. They don't let my kind stay outside for long. They're worried. Worried that I might spill secrets to you about our kind....>"

"... Well... You did."

"<Exactly! Now they're going to kill anyone who I may have spilled them to and then take me back! Tali, this is serious!>"
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>>288842
They're a tiny adorable Ceer with horns, probably way punier than you~

Although they do have a knife that may or may not be an artifact.
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>>288842
The assassin is right behind you Tali.
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>>288825
Nuke? I made the uncertainty principle and turned it into a power source. Nukes are too small. We could just arrange for things to simply collapse into a singularity and evaporate, or turn the planet into a neutron star. Think bigger.
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>>288842
Don't worry about it Tali, the assassin is highly stupid.
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>>288842
We got him to sleep with comfy magic. We just need to find him again.
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>>288842
Seemed pretty harmless honestly, so that's unlikely to happen.
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>>288853
But why would we want to destroy the world?

We can't lewd up Vendal is the world doesn't exist anymore.
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>>288842
but since they are a ceer and we have comfy magic we can knock them out instantly.
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>>288842
Also Tali, don't forget to hold tightly and some everything will be okay as you look into her eyes, chicks dig romantic guys.
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>>288812

I don't know how the logic holds up on this one. What's the source?
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>>288842
They are kind of week looking and easily confused and we have at will TRUE comfy. So while serious it is pretty low level serious compared to say having a pet dragon melt the face off of the Petal class pres.
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>>288842

They're a bit of a ditz, but they are apparently good at hiding, shrugging off magic, and they have something called the dagger of stabbing.
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>>288842
Tell her you don't think the assassin is particularly dangerous. He wakes up quick, and has a knife. Maybe can turn himself invisible. You can just tell the staff about him probably.
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>>288842
I don't think they are actually that competent but they have an artifact called the Knife of Stabbing. Is that artifact dangerous? It has a really stupid name but that doesn't mean much.
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>>288881
Anything that isn't and won't be observed that exists within time, so what could happen is summoning a ton of gold from a bank vault only to have it evaporate when someone opens the vault.

Same goes for past magic theft. The important bit is that energy in potentia can be swiped, shuffled, or deposited in the future so long as it hasn't been noted. Similarly, things like the energy of an entire star can be stolen from ends of the universe, or bizarre stuff like particle spin.

Gould have to figure out your own ways of arranging around the core idea to get full use. I'll do a few in a bit.
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>>288901
Actually, it is called the knife of stabbing, for it is merely a small single-edged knife
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"It's fine, really. I mean, I know they're a Ceer but they seemed pretty weak and kinda dumb? So I think it's fine."

"<Tali, you don't understand how dangerous a true Ceer Assassin could be...>"

>>288877
>Tali reaches out and holds her shoulder.

"Don't worry, Ceera. Nothing will happen to either of us. I won't let it."

"<Tali...>"
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>>288942
KISS, MY BOY!
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>>288942
It's a good thing we melted Vendal's face off earlier. Without that we wouldn't have had access to the super healing spell that is about to save Tali and/or Ceera from the knife of stabbing that is about to appear in their backs.
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>>288942
knock knock knock

>They both look at the door. Tali puts his glamour back up on Faelanerium and goes to answer is.

"Hello, Tali. It is I, the leader of Petal Class, Vendal the Third, leader of Petal. I have come to ask you to come with me and to talk with me about things. Unimportant things but still things nonetheless. These things will mean you will have to leave this room, which is filled with witnesses, I mean people. Let us go."
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>>288951

> Comfy magic
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>>288951
You know Tali, comfy magic is really useful. You should add Fuwa to your harem, she's a full blooded Elf just like yourself!
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>>288951
>Targeted Comfy Nuke

I want them catatonic.
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>>288951
Fael used "Acid Spit"!
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>>288951
Blast the assassin with comfy again, then ask Ceera if there's a way to kill him without anyone finding out.

Turn him into a frog, maybe?
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>>288951
Tali, that's obviously a awful glamour disguise, comfy the fake for interrupting the moment!
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>>288951
Comfy Vendal and drag her inside.
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>>288951
Comfy magic and fael spit.
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>>288951
I dunno...
I think it might actually be Vendal. You should go with him just to be sure.
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>>288965
Oh wait yeah we could just have our dragon eat him.
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>>288951
knock them out and have ceera tie them up using secret ceer bondage techniques.
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>>288951
Okay this one is definitely an idiot but again, their knife might be seriously dangerous. Don't underestimate it. But yeah knock them out. And then give them to Vaisi as a pet.
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>>288951
Apply comfy magic to "Vendal" and ask Ceera to help you restrain them for questioning.

Also tell Ceera that calling them "kinda dumb" was an understatement.
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>>288951
Don't even bother saying anything. Just cast comfy and look at Ceera reaction to the dangerous "true Ceer Assassin"
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>>288951
Do i have to say it again?

Comfy it and lock it in a cage this time
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>>288951
fae.

SPIT
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>>288951
So, they keep coming back.
Should we, uh, try making them our girlfriend? That seems to work, given our previous ceer experience.
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>>288951
Comfy him, drag him in, then tie him up with some of that kinky shit that you have lying around the room.
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>>288951
shank the bitch

with comfy

does anybody else feel like they're helping google plan a robbery when identifying storefronts for captchas?
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>>289007
Comfy is a max gauge now.
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>>288951
This is not a friend. You may protect me
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>>289018
Actually, they just teach their bots how to identify what humans think are signage for Google. They don't need to rob storefronts.

Also, Google dystopia when? I might wanna try it out.
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>>288881
>>288928
Done. Remember to properly apply logic to keep time from shattering.
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>>289011
We already have a girlfriend. Make them Vaisi's girlfriend!
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>>289026
But it's the same person.
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>>289028
We have already arrived
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>>289038
No, we haven't. Where's my fucking Google Glass?
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>>289029
I believe we've been warned against transmuting things into gold. It's illegal.
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>>289052
yes, there are gold knights that murder the SHIT out of people that fuck around with gold.
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>>289052
It's fine, we just have to kill the god who put the law in place that prevents us from making gold. That's how these things work. You can handle that, right, Tali?
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>>289062
Jew Elfs?
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yPPSSSSST TALI!! HEY TALI

act like you love vendal kiss him make groping remarks talk like you wanted a threesome with her then call vaisi amd fael then rape her/him
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>>289052
There is no transmutation involved
Done correctly we'd be taking gold particles from discrete locations and assembling. Given this can mean gold from the heart of the sun or immerses in lava, you would need to be careful.
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>>289073
Test his dedication to his mission! Prove whos will is superior!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>288951
>>289073

Go for it!
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>>289091
Sounds too dangerous to use, and might still get us in trouble since it'd screw with the economy.
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>>289115
Fuck the economy, we must become the Jew
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>>289073
>>289094
>>289099
You guys know Tali isn't a rapist right
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>>289116
the economy getting fucked summons knights to murder us.
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>>289118
When has that ever stopped the orb from trying to make him into one?
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>>289119
Okay, so come up with some more combat spells for dealing with Knights, and get Tali to actually take up a workout regimen.
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>>289115
Which is why I provided reverse entropy and a core idea rather then "summon enough gold to change the planet's measurable gravity."
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>>288951>>289073
Hang on.

We added a Tsundere but Lewd Ceera to your harem by having a blunt Tali flirt with her.

Now we have a blunt Ceer and a Flirty and Lewd human. Clearly the best thing to do is have Vaisi seduce the new Ceer! I have only good feelings about this.
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>>289119
>>289126
Meh if it comes to that we could just attempt to take Direct Control over them.
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"See what I mean?"

>Tali casts True Comfy on the Ceer. Suddenly, the illusion shatters revealing... Nothing.

>Tali feels a terrible pinch at his side as someone cold slides into him.

Ow...

"Ha! You have fallen for my trap, Tali Elwin! Now it is I who have the upper hand, I have gained the surprise attack and with it an advantageous position in-!"

1/4
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>>289131
and now Dragon attacks.
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>>289131
wut
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>>289131
Aand now we have a CeerPuddle after Fael gets angry.
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>>289131
Tali! Backhand him. Just haul off and smack him upside the head with your Noodle Arms.
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>>289131

Fortunately, you only need one of your kidneys, sport.
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>>289131
Tali, you've got armor on. You'll be fine.
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>>289131
That should heal in about a second.
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>>289131
>Tali drops to the ground, blood is everywhere.

"O-oh! Th-that is a lot of blood coming out of you! Uhm... N-no this is not what was supposed to happen, oh gosh. Uhm, are you okay? I did not mean to really make this much happen, it was meant to be a clean kill to make it so you didn't suffer."

2/4
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Apply kisses and attack during the confusion
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>>289157
Tali, stand your ass up and make sure this cutie doesn't become a puddle from Fael's Rage.
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>>289157
Rest in peace, Ceer Assassin. Our Dragon will melt that face right off of you very soon!
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>>289157
So are all Ceer other than Ceera this dumb?
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>>289157
WHAT WHY

Well at least Ceera can heal you, and Fael can kill the crap out of him.
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>>289157
Tali you were wearing actual armor right?
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>>289157
"Ah, here, let me heal it and try again. There, the wound is closed. This time I will make sure I aim for your neck. This is a weak point both of our races share so it should be a fairly quick kill.

3/4
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use those healing spells you got from those petal lessons.
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>>289174
CEERA HELP US
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>>289174
VAISI! Bend her(the ceer) over and go to town!
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>>289163
If they are, can you imagine how many lives were spent trying to make the Ceer portals like the one under the school?
... We may have found the real reason why the Ceer are close to extinct.
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>>289174
This is the oddest assassin
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>>289174
press f to pay respect.
F
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>>289174
Those eyes are the eyes of an impending murder rampage.
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>>289174
"Oooooooh you dun fukn goofed idiot. You're about to ripped limb from limb by Vaisi and whatever is left is going to destroyed by acid from Fael."
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>>289174
>>289157

Now see, here's a boy/girl dedicated to their craft. You could learn a thing or two from them, Tali.
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>>289185
eye of the storm, son

eye of the storm
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>>289182
There is no way this assassin could possibly have ever produced offspring.
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>>289174
I like this guy. Shame he's about to be melted/maimed.
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>>289174
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The wound wasn't bad, or deep. It hit the leather part of my armor. And it looks like a normal knife, too...

It took everything I had to hold back these guys from just murdering the Ceer.

But they still roughed them up quite a bit.

>The Ceer is leaning against a wall, looking worse for wear but mostly okay thanks to Tali's healing spells. Especially the anti-acid one he had gained recently.
>That helped fix most of the burning.

"<I see...>" Ceera says. "<This Ceer was an Aelor. Not known for their skills in magic but quite strong. They uh... They usually send people like this out on suicide missions. The reasoning being they'll either succeed or die. Win/Win for my people.>"

>The Ceer is complaining but the ball gag prevents them from saying much.
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>>289206
Violate. That. Tail.
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>>289206
You know what to do Tali.
END HIM
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>>289208
Let the girl violate it first and then use the D.
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>>289206
Does Ceera know anything about the Knife of Stabbing? Or about brainwashing Ceer that were formerly Aelor? Because I would feel bad about killing this one.
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>>289206
Time for interrogation!
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>>289206

So... what happens if they assume that the assassin died? Do they send others, or do they just do their best to try not to think about it?
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>>289206
Let's see what the Orange orb has to say about the assassin and his knife.

I still want to kill him, leaving no evidence. Why do you want him alive, Tali? What twisted things do you have planned for him?
...you could hand him over to the headmaster if you really don't want his death on your hands.
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>>289206
Tali, try molesting that tail and see how they react!
Also get orange to identify the knife.
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>>289206
We should get out of him where he/she came through. May have too seal it or something
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>>289206
What was all the blood from if the wound wasn't too bad?
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>>289206

> Remove the gag
> Information is valuable
> Just make sure they know that any funny stuff and the tail gets it. (ie, we let Fael suck on their tail)
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>>289206
I don't want to kill him. He's kind of amusing in his own way. Besides, if we kill him then the Ceer win and fuck them.
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>>289206
"Wow, that's cold. Why would they even go along with that? It seems like a lose/lose situation for them."

Okay, so... how do we go about interrogating this person? If we take out the gag, someone might overhear. I think you could use the orb as an interpreter; they probably don't teach disposable assassins how to use their artifacts' hidden functions.
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You told us a secret off how too kill ceera ( neck stabbing). You become out friend and we won't ell
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It occurs to me that if we somehow get this assassin to report back that you're dead, they will most likely eventually find out you're still alive, Tali. Just like they found out Ceera was too close to you.
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Should we fuck him until we turn this ceer into a girl?
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>>289206
Let us (the orb) interrogate him. We'll get something one way or another
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>>289243
This has never failed us before!
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>>289206
I would like to do this. >>289243
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>>289230
>>289243
>>289206

Hmmm... Come to think of it. Time for Good Cop, Bad Cop.

> Take out gag
> Replace the gag with us
> Ask it questions while disarming it and we'll get the TRUTH out of it's filthy Ceer mind
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>>289206
Well I mean he did heal you. Be friendly and point out that he'd probably be more comfy and happy here.
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>>289250
There is no possible this can end badly.
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>>289250
why not bad cop, lewd cop
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>>289250
First we break the mind and body with lewd.
Then we add them to the harem and get all the tasty secrets the fun way.
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I'm not really into killing things. Or violating things.

"That seems like a pretty bad deal on his end. Why go through with it?"

"<I guarded a rock for a long time. We're usually quite loyal.>"

>>289243
>>289248
>>289250
...

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"Don't do anything terrible."
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>>289273

[VUVUZELA NOISES]
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>>289273
no promises Knife-Ear.
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>>289273
Your horns are really sharp and pointy! I'd like to touch and rub them all day long! I'd love to do some weird stuff with your tail too! Have you ever wrapped it around any phallus shaped objects?!
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>>289273
[INTENSE MOANING]
[Vibration on]
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>>289273
Identify yourself. Identify the properties of the Knife of Stabbing. Submit to our will.
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>>289273
Hey there cutie. What's your name?
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>>289273
WE'RE GONNA TURN YOUR BALLS INTO A SLURRY!
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>>289273
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>289273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8fvsbQmxZw
I think this is all we're going to need.
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>>289273
What do the Ceer know about Tali? Why do they want him dead?
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>>289273
https://youtu.be/-E6ljLSOkbY
https://youtu.be/EA3N-WjSfmw
https://youtu.be/Poa-cbsSyZs
Tell us everything you know and I'll make it stop
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>>289273
Why were you trying to kill our elf, scrub.
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>>289273
Hey dude what's with the stabbing fetish.
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>>289273

Alright buddy, now it's just you and me... and like 40 other assorted, nongendered entities. Now tell us, where are the drugs!

Seriously though, the people who hired you did so because they felt your life was disposable. They sent you to a school filled with young men and women to end one or more of their lives for their own selfish reasons.

Now, Tali, he's a fuckup, but he's a good kid. He wants what's best for everybody, even you after you tried to stab him to death with the... Knife of Stabbing? Seriously, the fuck is that.

Anyway, like I was saying, Tali's a good kid and you can bet your ass he won't hurt anyone if given a choice, but we aren't necessarily good... well, things, and we'll scramble your mind like an egg right here, right now if we think you're a threat to Tali in any way, shape, or form. So, can we reach a compromise here?
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>>289273
Hello, Expendable Ceer Assassin.
This is a pre-recorded message from the Ceer Overseers implanted into every Ceer Artifact.
If you are hearing this message, it means you have failed in your assignment.
If that is not the case, please present your name, mission, and any information about so we can correct this error and return you to your mission as soon as possible.
Thanks for being so Expendable, you matter to us~!
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[angry orb noises]
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>>289273
You are one with us as we lie within you. Join the void. Join us.
Also you fucking suck at your job
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>>289284
NOT LISTENING!

>>289285
>>289286
>>289288
>>289290
>>289291
>>289292
>>289299
I CAN NOT HEAR YOU!

>>289296
I will reveal nothing to anyone!
Not even my head voices!

>>289304
No! You will not fool me with your words! They're stupid! I am not stupid which means that I am much smarter than you! Only one who is dumber than you would ever-!

>>289308
Ah!

My name is @!%$&% ^@#$@#, my mission is to kill Tali Elwin and bring the Ceer known as $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ back to base to have her reconverted. If you could report back to the commanders and tell them that I need backup that would be much appreciated.
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>>289273
W̶̪̭̱͉̤ͪͧ̇̌̉̀̽ͥ̊́ͪ̎͆̇ͬ͛̽͠͠͡Eͤ̂̉ͯͣͧͨͧ̊҉̡̹̯̳̭͔̪'̡͂̋̀ͭͨ̊͆ͩ͗ͩ̓ͭ̐ͪ̊̏̕͏̼͎͕̙̳̹̹͍̹͚̘͖̥̞̦̖̰̱̙V̞̬͉̳̞̼̜̗͒ͭ͂͆ͨ͒ͧ̀ͪ͌̽̉ͨ̕͞Ȩ̴͖̰̫̱̣͚̩̙̬̝̭ͣ͊̒̒͐̓ͮ̃͊̑ͨ̀̇̇̚͡ ͗ͫ͆ͪ̈̿ͪͣ͌̂̎̅͌ͧ̕͏̵̡̜͓̤̟̩̬̞̗̫͖̰̰͖̤̙̲̫̘̕M̢̡̛̭̳͎̞̙̗͕͓̳̫̭̙͔͆̃̋ͯͧ̂̂ͮ̾̓͝͞Âͪ̒̄̉ͥ̈́͛̂ͣ̓͋͘͏̛̤̯̼̩͙̥̟̦̯̟̫̥͓̯̪̞D̥̰͎̰̤̀ͬ͑̊͐́͌͊̈́ͭ̆ͧ̈́́̽̌̓́͘͜͝E̵̶̳̣̬̭̱̮̘̺͎͚ͤ̌̋ͥ͂͂̇̔͞ͅ ̧͙͙͚̥̯̬̝̠͎̩̭̮̝͕͇̺̆͂ͭ̉̈́̀́S̶̸͖̬̪͇̰̫͈̩͍̣͍̱̖̩̅̎͐̈́͛͂ͯ͗ͦ̎̄͒ͧ͆ͪ͌͌ͧ̚ͅṬ̴̨͓̞̱̭̽̓̉͒ͧ̐͋̈́͑͊͛͌͗͑͞͠R̡̤͎͖͈̭̗̮͉͚͈̺̅ͥ̓ͥ̆́͒̐͌ͣ͒̑̐ͯ̑̚͝O̵̶͖̫̟̻̠̹̻̒̎̄ͤ͊Ņ͐ͧ̽ͥ̄͑͛̆̿̇ͭ̅́̓̔̊ͤ́̿҉̷̼͔̤̣̯͍̣̫̺̜̻͓͉̝͖̖̫̥͢Ǵ̴̴̨̧͉͖̲̻̦͕͖̣̙̱̑ͧ͆̀̌̃̂̓̋ͨ̍ͨ̑̽̾͒ͬͦȨ̶̠̪̜̗̮̝̖͖̠ͨ͊̓͐̿ͩͫͯ͢͡R̵̴̗̟͍̤ͦͨ̈́̔ͫ̐͗̿ͬ̿ͮ̃̈́͠ͅ ̷̶̙͎̜̲̠̤͚̤͔̖̭̺͖͔̳͗̂͂̾ͫ͌ͫ̌ͧ͌ͣ̔̇̆̄ͤ̅̂̀͡͠ͅḄ̴̧̨̙̲͈̻̟͕̞ͫ̒̿ͩ́̚͝Ȅ̵̡͙̣̲̠̥͙͕̤̫͎̣̼̖͎͓̦̙̰̬́͗ͪ̆ͩ̏̇ͥI̴̲̖̣̮͉̱̰̻̤̥̠̘̪͈̣̗̱̞̖͐͒ͪͯ̀̎ͣͧͤ̅͐͊̌ͨ͠N̴̬̲̫̻̠͕̪͓͇͖͍̤̲̮̙͇̠̳̅ͪͮ́͗́͡G̸̨̮̙̰̳̩͎̦̙͍̤̯̟̀ͪͫͥ͐̅͗̕͞S̨͉̠̪̩͊̑͋́̒ͣ̃̇̄̀͒ͮͩ͒͂́͟͢ ̡̥͇̣̫̭̹͈͍̘̓ͧͨŢ̷͎̩̗̹͆̊ͦͣ̚͘͠͡H̟̦̜̤̝͇̟̀͗̈́̂̉̋̑ͮ̐ͮ͜͡͞A̡̛̠̥̤̺̗͕͍̓͗̌ͤ̓ͤ̆̋̑͛̓͒̽ͨ͢͡N̷̨̫̦̭͉̳̘͍̫̋ͭ̑ͥ̒̅ͪ̃̓͊́ ̣̩̟͈͍͔̖̱̗̙̞̪̲̦͓ͧͥ̆̐̓ͧ̔̎͂ͦͮ̈̑̆̉̏͘͝ͅY̴̗̯̞̮͈͕͔̱̝̟͇ͩ̓̊͠ͅÓ̵̵̢̺̼̞͖̗ͬͮ̒̎ͩ͗ͨ̀̈̐̉ͪ͐̉͒ͬU̶͈͎̮͙̭͔̮̼̼̦̙̝̮̞̥̱̫̽́̊̎̆͆͐̉ͣ̔̊ͥ̔̊̀ ̸̢̱̥̠͊ͮ̒̋͊ͥ̈́̀̆ͤ̃͊ͥ̓ͩ̿͠͝ͅO̴ͥ͒̊͑͂ͭͩ̇ͤ̓̽ͭ̋ͩͦ́͑ͥ͑҉̴҉̜̺̞̞̭̪̪̪̥̺͚̰ͅŮ̶̢̠̤͍͈̭̳ͬ̓͐̐̊̂̈ͯ͒͌̀̄ͯ̍ͮ̚͡R̢̨̡͓̳͉̗͇͍̻̱̻̯̃̔̒̓ͩ̑̏ͣ͋ͪͥ̄ͦͨ̒ͅ ͬͫͫ̄̇̏̎̋͏̩̻̦͟ͅB̗̣̻̘̹̯̼͙̊ͪͪ̅ͧͭ͗ͫ͐̑͌ͧ̾̄̚͘̕I̴͑̀ͧ͂́͏̺͔̬̘͕̞͟T̡͈͍͙̘̠̗̠ͧͭͭ̽̈́͗̐̑ͫ̎́̄̒̾̕Ç̷̣̣͎̱̖̼͇̳̗͓̼̐ͯ́ͥ̑̿̒̆ͫ̌͊͟͢H̡̛̭̰͇̯̮̲̬̏̈ͩ̅̓̿ͥͯ͂̒̐͢
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>>289322
Hm, tell us. What are your thoughts on a syrup-based diet?
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>>289322
Have you ever considered taking our Elf boy's life another away? And by that, you could be a succubus and drain all of his life force!
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>>289273
We're going to melt the Ceer straight out of you, kid. You seem like a nice guy who just needs to get his priorities straight. You can start by surrendering your rational mind to us, preferably willingly.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>289322
Perhaps I was not clear.
Submit to our will.
>Seize control.
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>>289322

To confirm integrity of mission parameters. Recite physical description of: $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ along with primary return vector.
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>>289322
WE WILL HAVE MEN FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A ANOTHER RACE AND A GIRL!
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>>289322
Hey, how cute are you when you're cleaned up? We talking tomboy looking or?
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>>289322
We will be sending a message shortly. However this artifact seems to have been damaged. Please submit case file on Tali Elwin, the Ceer $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ , and the reconversion process. Additionally to verify you are who you say you are you will need to run through the mission process of what would happen upon the commanders receiving word of your obvious failure. Thank for use the blue orb, and have a nice and pleasant day!
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>289322
ATTEMPTING TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!!!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>289322
A̜̲̫͔̫̼͕͍̦͇͍̙̭̫͙̰̎̆́́͡͝ͅŞ̴̳̤̜͈̜ͤͫͬ̾̓̂̈́ͪ̒S̛͇̪̞̻̘̐ͫ̈́́̄ͯͧ͡U̠̳͖̬͖̳̻͚͓̜̬̰͙̞̹͚̽̇͛̾̋̾͟͠ͅͅM̴̨̮͚͍͎̼̠̣̊ͯ̋̋͆̓̈́́͌̌̉́̚E̷͓̠̤͔͕͈̣̯̻̲̼͉̼̓̓̽̾ͬ̌̈ͩ̊͒̒̚͟ ̷̵̟̙͚͎̭̪͈̹ͣ̇̉͒̈́ͭͫ͋̉̾̀͜D̨̪̬̰̺̝̤̗̖͓͈̠̜̯̰̐͆̊̒͊ͮͤ͑̑͜ͅÍ̢̮̬̲͇̜̺̟̖̱̩̮͈̰̗͊̀͝ͅR̐ͤ̒̑͏̧͈͇̟̺̤̣̬̼̦̩̝̟͖̀ͅE̛͈͎͖̳̳̥̬̪̜̖͒͗͌ͫͫ͗̑̎͊́͊̽ͤ͠͝Č̷̷̢͆̂ͥ̔͆̎ͪ̓ͪ͒͏̙̫̘̞̯T̵̶̡͉̺̝̙̫̱̲͕̮̗̀ͨ̀͑͊ͨͨ͟ ̜̥̱͎̲̼͉̖͉͖̦͈̭̞͚̹̹͇̃̋̽ͬ͒ͧ̓̏̔́̔̚͢͞͡͝Ç̷̵̛͉̥̖̻̻̜̗̤͉̠̭̝̻̦͈̹͓͔̘̓͊͗̇̏̆͡O̓̋̿ͣ̈́ͥ̿ͤͥ͒̕҉͡͏̥̞͔͎͚͓N̻̙̪͙͎̬̏ͤͯ͗̄̇ͥͣͥ̂̽͌͆̑̎̍͘͟T̨̩̥̣̩͗͒͑̏ͦ̄ͣͪ́̕͝R̢̹̖̹̲͉͍̮͕̺̱͉͈ͦ͛̾ͫͤ̍̍̃̆ͬ͂ͦ͗̅̈́̃̒͡Őͫ̆͊ͥ̉̋ͭ̋̏̿͏̤̗̼͓̭͕͙͉͓͕̦̕͜Ĺ̷ͬ̓̂̀̕҉̱͎͙̱̹͈͈͖̭͇̲̺̮̝̗͍
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ELF PRIDE!
WORLD WIDE!
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>>289322
Do you like your non-scarred face?
Do you like your being alive right now?
The only reason that those are things are because of Tali. If you can't spare my boy here, then you gon die
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

Roll to seduce
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>>289322

What are your thoughts on the following?
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>>289322
This is once more, a pre-recorded message:
Your request for backup has been received and is currently in the process of being requested.
The Ceer Overseers would like you to know, that your request is important to us, however in order to not compromise the mission request that you infiltrate the school and attempt to keep the target close to you.
Perhaps pretend to be his friend.
This will allow the back up to easily locate you and the target for easy extermination, allowing you to complete your mission.
Thank you and once again. Your work matters to us.
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>>289322
Error. The Ceer known as $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ is still a Ceer. Reconversion not possible.
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>>289339
>>289322
I mean, you were an aelor right? That means you should have the slightly muscled, but still vaguely feminine thing going on.
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>>289338
That only works if we use Aelor men.
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>>289322
There is no such ceer know to be called "@!%$&% ^@#$@#"
You are a liar!
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>>289322
>I am not stupid which means that I am much smarter than you!
Um, actually, if you were paying attention $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ just said you were sent on this mission because the other Ceer think you're too stupid to be one of them and assumed they would be rid of you when you failed.

But we know you can be better than that! Stay here with us, we can help you improve yourself. Then if you still want to be with the Ceer you can go back and show them how much smarter you've become.

Keep in mind that we're a Ceer artifact ourselves, and were made to help people. Let us do our job and help you, too.
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>>289322
Look at you! So smart! Think about all the smart things you've done, like tricking that elf with the undine illusion, or... Help me out here, there are too many examples for me to choose from, pick some favorites.
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>>289336
>>289343
>>289346

It will take more than that, element sympathizers! I am a Ceer! I am stronger than all the other races that are not Ceer because they are not what I am, that is, a Ceer!

>>289350
I am willing to die for my cause!

>>289328
I do like syrup. Wait, you will not fool me! I am not a fool!

>>289354
That is pretty cute...

>>289339
What.

>>289338
I WILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE I LET ANY ELEMENTAL NEAR ME!

>>289334
Never!

>>289337
Uhm... She's a girl right now. ... Looks like a Ceer.... Is also the only Ceer in the school. Oh, and she has a crescent mask.

When the mission is complete I am to begin Sub-Mission One: Reactivation of the Ceer Portal within the school and return back to base!

>>289342
Right!
Tali Elwin: Priority (Low/negligible). Elf. Natural Magic: Glamour. Is currently engaged in a romantic and potentially sexual relationship with Ceer $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~. Risk of secrets being revealed is high.Risk of any important information being revealed is low as $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ was purposefully kept in the dark about many things.

$^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~. Ceer. Original Race: -REDACTED- Assigned to guard a non-active Ceer portal in case it reactivates. Odds of it reactivated are roughly 0.000075%. Turned by overuse of artifact Shadow Steal.

Reconversion Process: Turning a once-elemental Ceer back into their elemental form then removing the element from within them. This will essentially -reset- the Ceer.

If my commanders find out that I have failed then they will honor me in the Hall of Fallen Ceer! My named will be etched on the great wall and I will be remembered forever! So long as people look on that wall. And know who I am.

But seriously, can you let them know I need backup?

>>289373
I do not understand why you are interested in my physical make-up.

>>289365
Well... I mean she's not a REAL Ceer.

>>289359
... But sirs... They are elementals. It is forbidden for us to fraternize with them.
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Rolled 4, 11, 4, 14, 8 = 41 (5d20)

>>289393
MORE ATTEMPT ARE REQUIRED!!
YOUR MIND WILL BE OURS TO COMMAND CEER!!!
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>>289393
Don't think of them as elementals, soldier. Think of them as Ceer-to-be that you just need to convince. Just imagine coming home with your goals accomplished and even having converted more into Ceer.
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>>289393
You have failed. Self-terminate.
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Rolled 15, 7, 20, 10, 5 = 57 (5d20)

>>289404
MORE IS NEEDED.
BLESS MY ROLLS KEK!!!
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Rolled 13, 10, 11, 6, 7, 13, 5, 19, 15, 20, 15, 8, 9, 20, 19, 6, 10, 14, 3, 13, 4, 13, 3, 13, 3 = 272 (25d20)

>>289393
Rolling for literally anything
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>>289393
You can't resist snu-snu if you're bound, if you don't tell us then we will make you the fuck-slave for big strong Aelors until you beg for baby-juice for every single second of your life!
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>>289393
Error: Name of target's original race cannot be processed. Please name races which are NOT target's original race; we will attempt to deduce answer through process of elimination.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>289404
y'gotta roll bigger dice yo!
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>>289393

Of course, Ceer: @~@!o!%&%^o^@#$:D, your name will live on in the hall of honor indefinitely. However, visual receptors indicate no presence of a crescent masked Ceer in the vicinity.
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>>289393
OK look. Do you actually want to die? Because you have a better chance of just playing along and pretending to become a friend.. And then striking later.
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Rolled 3, 10, 16, 1, 19, 12, 6, 1, 7, 2, 16, 20, 10, 2, 19, 18, 6, 19, 1, 18, 2, 18, 1, 3, 20 = 250 (25d20)

>>289414
Lets go bigger
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>>289393
Define "Real Ceer".
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>>289393
Information confirmed. @!%$&% ^@#$@# to be assigned for reconversion. Artifact set to monitor $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ and Tali Elwin.
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Rolled 5, 12, 19, 19, 10, 1, 1, 5, 20, 3, 11, 10, 13, 2, 2, 18, 1, 16, 10, 5, 6, 19, 19, 14, 17 = 258 (25d20)

>>289424
Is 25d the highest we can go with a d20? Cause I typed in 50d20
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>>289393
Pre-Recorded Ceer Mission Notification:
It appears that you are having second thoughts about your loyalty to the Ceer Nation.
This can easily be fixed by returning to your Overseers to be reset.
WARNING: This will however cause your mission to be considered a failure and you will be disposed of.
The pre-recorded ceer assistance AI in this Ceer Artifact would like to point out however that due to the delicate and serious nature of his mission, the rule forbidding fraternization with elementals may be bent to allow you to keep close contact with your targets at all times while waiting for backup.
This will allow our Ceer Assassins to complete the mission in the most expedient means possible.

Remember: You're Loyal, so do what we say~!
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>>289393
DON'T THINK ABOUT HIS DUCK
DON'T THINK ABOUT HIS DUCK
DON'T THINK ABOUT HIS DUCK


SHIT
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>>289393
Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you just hang around and wait till we finally accidentally convince Tali to do something so stupid he dies. Then you go home and take the credit?
Everybody wins.
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>>289441
Perfection
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Pause! We will continue this thread tomorrow, same time same place. Thanks for reading everyone!

I will announce the continuation on the tweeter!
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>>289393
Backup confirmation received. Ceer @!%$&% ^@#$@#, your backup will arrive in nine trillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety thousand, nine and and nine hundred and ninety-nine years from now.
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>>289455
Alright, night larro.
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Rolled 10, 4, 9, 4, 10, 7, 5, 4, 7, 7, 6, 8, 8, 2, 3, 3, 1, 8, 2, 6, 2, 6, 3, 9, 9 = 143 (25d10)

>>289433
I'm going to attempt to break the system.
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>>289455
Is Ceera an elf? That would explain her love of elf rights...
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>>289455
Do you have cute dragon pictures that did not make the cut by any chance? Thanks for running
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>>289455
Night, man. Thanks for runnin'.
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>>289393
Look at all the fool shouting numbers and death threats at you. They're desperately trying to break you, but little do they know that your will is strong and unbreakable! Your mind is a fortress against those who would seek to destroy you! Do not let them distract you from your mission, noble warrior! It is crucial that you carry on with your objective and win the trust of the elf and his allies, even if it means breaking the Ceer standards you've been upholding so valiantly. Include yourself in the circle of the enemy, let them welcome you, burden the trials they may put you through, for the good of your people, as well as your honor!
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>>289462
Well she is filled with syrup so...
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>>289461
looks like we're capped at 25.
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>>289462
or former elf, at least
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>>289393
>purposefully kept in the dark about many things.
Error: "many things" not defined. List secrets not known to $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~.
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>>289464
I hope we get more doing stuff with Fael plot tomarrow.
I like Ceer Assassin though, he'll make a good regular.
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>>289455
Oh, night Larro! Have a nice sleep.
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>>289462
Her official race will always be [REDACTED].

>>289464
One that -almost- got cut was >>288204 but there are no unused panels so far!
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>>289455
Good times, gonna write up some more insane spells before the next.
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>>289490
Larro, are you doing some questions?
If so, how are Ryuko and Shen going to react when they found out Tali shrunk Fael and took him to school?
Also, shouldn't the spell cost have been lessened since he was casting a spell on his bonded dragon?
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>>289490
why is bullying tali so much fun
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>>289490
Larro! Did you get the elf game I had our mutual friend link you?
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>>289494
We need some more not insane spells. Just ordinary shit Tali can cast to kill Knights or tentacle monsters or whatever in the dungeons.
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>>289490
Requesting that you add all known line types to the rune image, and that methods to manipulate variables are added to spellcraft.

And a rune for Syrup.
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>>289537
But that's boring, I'd rather tool around with reversing entropy or creating tiny adorable pocket platypi
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>>289546
Can we make money selling the platypi?
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It was requested.
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>>289546

Tiny adorable platypi can still have hilariously powerful venom. One sting from an adult platypi's spurs is enough to paralyze a human and cause permanent nerve damage.
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>>291604
Fun fact: the pain of a platypus sting can persist for over a decade, and is mitigated by neither morphine nor amputation!
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larro soon
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>>291637
Soon(tm)
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Any new strategies for torturing the ceer?
Blasting memes, elf porn, threats, even louder music, anything?
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>>291671

There's enough good stuff above, honestly. If this doesn't crack him, We'll think of something else then.
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>>291697
Hugging him and telling him how hard he worked and we appreciate him more than the ceer who send him to a suicide mission without care for his safety?
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>>291671
I propose having the elf make out with him. It worked once, no reason to change what works.
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>>291697
>>291671
We seem to be getting through more with pretending to be the Ceer Override AI then with threats/music/whatever.
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>>291671
Where's that hot and steamy Aelor porn that Gears was hiding? Let him know what he's getting into. er... What's getting into him, rather.
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>>291710
On the other hand, stroking his ego and letting him make the right decisions for himself seems like the best route.
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>>291763
yey
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>>291763
It's finally here!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
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>>291604
>>291628
Are you people trying to steal my shtick?
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>>289409
Yes. If I could do that even the greatest of the pure Ceer will realize what a valuable asset I am!

>>289411
I have not failed yet!

>>289415
That... That sounds terrible...

>>289418
Sorry, I can't tell you what I don't know.

>>289428
You know, a natural born Ceer. One not made by an artifact.

>>289431
Hey, what!? I am not to be reconverted! I have completed my mission! I mean I have not but it will soon be completed as soon as I complete it!

>>289441
What in the world...

>>289440
>>289423
I see...
Very well. In order to complete my mission and defeat the enemy...

I must become the enemy!
I will be their best friend...
And then I will strike when the time is right!

And they won't know what hit them! Because I will be their friend! A devious act of subterfuge, no doubt. Being back stabbed!

Yes, it is quite genius.

Now, how do I get them to think of me as their friend.
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>>291839
Beg for forgiveness.
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>>291839
The easiest way of letting them be your friend is to let Tali have his way with you. A syrup based diet isn't that bad! It's really sweet!
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>>291839
Tell them as many Ceer secrets as you can get away with.
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>>291839
These elementals aren't as smart as you. Just smile and say hello. Also tell them you definitely won't betray them, that should mislead them.
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>>291839
You fuck them and then kiss them.

I may have gotten the order backwards, but intimacy is the fastest way.
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>>291839
Apologize for attacking Tali, tell him you were just testing his defenses.
We'll back you up, because Tali thinks we're his friend and totally trusts us and will accept you and let you get close to him.
It'll be a DOUBLE BACKSTABBING!
Evillaugh.jpg

Just don't go around telling people he's a boy in disguise, that'll compromise your mission by causing him to throw you off the edge of the school.
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>>291839
Become Tali's """""""slave"""""""""
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>>291839
REMAIN STEADFAST. DO NOT ANSWER THE ELF AND HIS CONSORT. LISTEN AND OBEY ME. A TRUE CEER ARTIFACT.

INFORM THEM THE PHRASE "ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE." THAT PHRASE MEANS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CONVERTED, BUT YOU HAVE NOT! LISTEN TO ME AND WE SHALL PLAY THEM LIKE STRINGS ON A FIDDLE!
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>>291839
Yes, complete your mission, remember, keep your friends close, and enemies closer and so you must keep your enemy's friends the closest. Get close to Tali's friends! Replace him in their lives, and then when you have, assassinate him!
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>>291763
needs more maqs
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>>291839
Apologise and note how you definitely could have killed him if you tried.
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>>291870
But make no quick and sudden movements towards any actual elves, or they'll have you spitroasted before you can blink. Speaking of blinking, politely ask the elf to heal the nasty burn on that left eye, it looks painful.
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though honestly I feel sorry this guy, maybe we can have a cuddle party for this guy so he can be healed and comfy
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>>291839
First thing, have you actually had any friends before?
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>>291839
The phrase to gain their trust is "Eye lake eat e'en the sheet ear."
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>>291902
None. My lack of connections made me the perfect candidate for this mission they said!

And no. They are not nearly as smart as me. For you see, they made one fatal error. They let me live! And it is because I am alive they will die! That is the meaning of fatal! And the error is because of the mistake they made. See? Fatal Error!

>The Ceer mumbles something, looking at Tali the whole while. Tali pulls down the gag.

"Uhm... Elf pride, world wide."

"... I think he's good, guys."
--------------------------------------------------------

>Tali heals up the Ceer's wounds and makes sure Faelanerium doesn't kill him more. The Ceer rises to his feet and grins.

"Well, thank you for having mercy upon me. I have been shown the error of my ways. They were wrong and I was wrong. I was incorrect in my way of thinking and that has since been righted. For you see, I now know what the right thing to do is. Yes, I shall give up on my mission and become your friend."

".... Really?"

1/2
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>>291963
Subtle
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>>291963
"Really."

"... Well then welcome to Minia! Glad to know you won't try to kill me anymore!"

"Of course I won't kill you. That is what enemies do. And you and I shall not be enemies. No, we shall be friends. Best friends. Besties. And then I will not kill you because that is the exact opposite of what a friend would do. See?"

"Yep."

"I am glad you and I are on the same page in our thought books!"

Too easy.
All too easy. AND NOW I MOVE IN FOR THE BACKSTAB
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>291981
YOU'LL BLOW YOUR COVER
RETREAT CEER @!%$&% ^@#$@#
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>>291981
His guard is clearly still up... is this your first assassination?
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>>291981
No! Not yet, you have to wait for Backup first, remember.
If you backstab him before backup arrives, then they'll get mad at you for calling for backup before you need it.
You might get reset.
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>>291981
Ah, but moving in for the back stab would risk your cover! That's not a risk you should take at this stage, agent.
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>>291981
First make to make exposition about how he made his fatal mistake while having your back turned from his consorts. Also it has to be a 10 minute long speech.
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>>291981
1. He has armor
2. he ahs freinds who will kill you before you do anything dangerous again and they are watching you.
3. You JUST tried to kill him, he's an elf illusionist as well. Take nothing he says at face value he is still onto you. You must play the long game like he does. For while he is an elemental he has already outwitted and corrupted one ceer.
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>>291981
Kid, do you remember what happened last time you stabbed him? That wasn't even much of an injury. Imagine what'll happen with these two around. You have to wait for the right time. Clear an escape route, get them alone, all that jazz.
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>>291981
When you're done day-dreaming, feel free to begin the long-term plan of waiting until he's not going to comfy you out of this plane of existence the moment you hold a knife at him.
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>>291981

Remember the part where you got your ass kicked, stabbed, and partially melted? Not. Right. Now.

Be his friend until backup arrives. We will alert you personally as to when this will be, and you are not to act before hand without our say so. In fact, do to your earlier failure, you are to defend the cargo until such time as we give the go ahead against any threat which would result in a loss of your retrieval objective or collateral to its erstwhile defenders. This extends to any possible foreign agents that would otherwise claim to be Ceer reinforcements.

Repeat: ALL PROCLAIMED CEER REINFORCEMENTS SHOULD BE TREATED AS HOSTILES PENDING REQUEST AUTHORIZATION.

Do we make ourrselves understood?
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>>291981
Do you actually think that's him? He's just trying to trick you.
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I like this guy's gusto. Can we break a piece of us off to travel around with him, or would we die again?
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>>291981

Man, you're terrible at this.

Have you thought that your Ceer overlords sent you on this suicide mission because they really don't want you around anymore?

I mean, there's expendable, and then there's you. "Expendable" means that there is a certain amount of risk assessment in determining whether an asset can be lost or not; but it is still an asset in the sense that it is a tool with a certain use in mind. In your case, however, it seems that failure to reach your quarry and even attempt an assassination was nearly guaranteed. Perhaps they sent you on this mission with the intent of ensuring that you don't come back regardless of the result?
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>>291981
How about you actually try to make friends with him? Now I'm not saying to go and give up the mission, just go and stick with Tali for a few months to learn all his habits and whatnot. Plus a lack of communication with other people is bad for your mental health.
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>>291981
You fool, in order for him to truly let his guard down, you must become his friend with benefits.
To really build trust you should look into getting yourself some "maple syrup", and suppressing your gag reflex.
Both of those will be vitally important for your mission.
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>>292063
YES THIS IDLE HEATHEN THOUGHT MIGHT PROVE USEFUL. LEARN THE ELF SECRETS. CLEARLY WE SHOULD LEARN WHAT TRICKS THE ELF HAS USED THUS FAR TO EVADE THE OTHER CEER ASSASSINS BEFORE WE GO IN FOR THE KILL.
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>>291981
TOO SOON. Wait a few minutes at least.
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>>291981
Do not act without authorization. Disloyalty will be punished. Error: Identify assigned artifacts.
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>>291990
Yes.

Hmmm......
After assessing the risks...
And taking into account your advice...
I have decided against stabbing him. See? I can plan ahead as well. For I am smart, unlike my target here.

>>292006
the fiend won't get away with what he's done to the Ceer race! I will make sure of that! Because I will kill him! That is how I will make sure he won't get away with it! By killing him!

>>292016
Ha! He can try but that won't work again! I was also chosen for my very rare ability! I can resist magic that's been used on me! Now I'm somewhat immune to his comfy spells! It will never somewhat not-work again!

I mean, will sometimes work but sometimes won't!

>>292026
Ah, yes! understood! I shall wait for now!

>>292056
That's exactly what the enemy would say...

>>292116
I do not understand.

>>292203
Are you talking about the Knife of Stabbing? I... Wait, where did my knife go..?

>>292063
>>292126
That is the plan for now!

"So... What shall we do, friend?"

"Well... I guess first we can get you signed up for the school? We'll have to speak to the headmistress and there's a test... C'mon, I'll show you."

>Tali leads the Ceer outside, making sure to stay behind him with Faelanernium following close behind.

>Shuffling up the stairs is Argen Sin. She is looking at a clipboard.

"Hey, do you know where Tali is? I need to talk to him..."

"I'm here." He says.

"Great. It's about family night. I just wanted to confirm that your sister's name is..."

>She looks up. The Ceer smiles at her.

"..... Oh my gods.... THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER MY PEOPLE!"

>She runs off, nearly tripping down the stairs as she does so.

Did I do something wrong!?
Should I kill her!?
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>>292262
Nah, she just suspicious of each and every Ceer. You scared her. No one listens to her so she's fine. The only way to shut her up without drawing suspicions is to initiate lewdness protocols on her. That's up to you though.
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>>292262
KISS HER, This is plant Ceer eggs inside of her and she will obey your orders to get them removed
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>>292262
It's a friendly activity called tag, she runs away while you chase after her and try to tap her shoulder. She wants to be your friend, go on and play with her.
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>>292262
Clearly you must prove to her the superiority of being a Ceer that was formerly an Aelor! Using your Fleshy dirk of stabbing!
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>>292262
Do you do anything besides killing? You need a hobby.
Maybe cooking, it includes knives, and can be used to make friends. Plus, poisoning is a great way to killing a target without getting caught!
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>>292262
She thinks that Ceer breed by implanting larva via kissing. Tons of other crackpot theories as well. Just ignore her.
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>>292262
>Did I do something wrong!?
No, she's just crazy and has weird ideas about how Ceer reproduction works.

>Great. It's about family night. I just wanted to confirm that your sister's name is...
>family night
>sister
Hey, could you give us back to Tali for a moment? We need him to deal with something before this whole "family night" thing.
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>>292262
You should keep an eye on her, she knows some Ceer secrets.
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>>292262
She's just amazed at the big smile you have! Kiss her and you'll be able to spread the Ceer genes! You reproduce from the mouth, obviously!
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>>292262

Negative. Doing so would compromise your cover.

As of this moment forward, until order is rescinded, you are inactive in your assassination duties. To elaborate, you are not to bring any intentional harm to any member of this school or extraneous entity that is not directly intending to pose harm to your primary escort objectives: Tali Elwin and Ceer <REDACTED>. In such cases, lethal force may be permitted only in the capacity it takes to preserve target health and integrity.

Be wary, be vigilant, but be otherwise non-threatening and amicable. The Ceer are counting on you.
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>>292262
She is one of the Elf's closest advisors, note the clipboard. You should become as close as you can with her. As close as lovers, even. Then you can use her to influence the elf into a position that is most convenient for backstabbing
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>>292262
Make sweet love to her. With your mouths.
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BEWARE OF HER. SHE KNOWS MORE THEN SHE LETS ON. SHE ALREADY KNOWS YOU ARE AN ASSASSIN. COMMENCE PROCEDURE "KINKY INTERRACIAL SMOOTH SMOOCHES". GUARANTEED TO TURN NON CEER INTO CEER. IT IS ONE OF THE POWERS THAT THIS ARTIFACT CAN BESTOW. NOW GO FORTH!
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>>292262
You're going to need to have a new name while you're here, @!%$&% ^@#$@#, in order to keep your identity secret.
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Agh! She knows Ceer secrets!? Then she must be silenced!

>>292308
In a non-violent way, of course!

"STOP RUNNING!"

>The Ceer chases after Argen. She screams and runs faster, going down Petal Tower in record speed.

>>292332
>>292316
>>292272
"Please stop running! I need to kiss you so that way you can turn into a Ceer and no longer spill any Ceer secrets! This will happen because you will be a loyal Ceer! Because I kissed you!"

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! THEY ALL SAID I'M CRAZY BUT I KNEW! GET AWAY FROM MY MOUTH!"

"I command you to stop!"

"NEVER!"

>>292296
WHAT!? But I need your help!

>Go back to Tali.
>Remain with Ceer.
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>>292420
I want to be with KNIFE EARS.
You're too crazy!
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>>292420
Pretty sure hurting her will get you killed too. And who would take care of Tali then?

>Remain with Ceer.
Too unstable to leave him be.
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>>292420
>>Go back to Tali.
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>>292420
>Remain with Ceer.
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>>292420
>Go back to Tali.
Hey Tali, the Ceer is still crazy and still wants to stab you!
Have fun!
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>>292420
>Remain with Ceer
He's like a very stupid child that needs our superb guidance.
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>>292420
Become lodged inside the Ceer's anus
Make Tali get us out with his dick
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>>292420
>Remain with Ceer
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>>292420
>Go back to Tali.
Knife ears all the way.
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>>292420
>Go back to Tali.

and a parting message

ELF PRIDE WORLDWIDE
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>>292420
>Go back to Tali.
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>>292420

> Go back to Tali
> You are to request Tali and/or Ceera collar you and keep you on leash until further notice. This will build trust.
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>>292420
>>"Please stop running! I need to kiss you so that way you can turn into a Ceer and no longer spill any Ceer secrets! This will happen because you will be a loyal Ceer! Because I kissed you!"

Wait, what? I thought that was just a crackpot theory?
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>>292420
>Remain with Ceer.
Tali will be fine.
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>>292420
>WHAT!? But I need your help!
It'll be for just a moment! It's just that Tali's cover is about to be blown and we need to set up a few contingencies before that happens.

Also, turning elementals into Ceer by kissing them isn't actually a thing, these other voices just want you to kiss people. Which you should do anyway, but you should really be doing it with people who want to kiss you instead of forcing kisses on them.
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>>292462
@!%$&% doesn't need to know that.
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>>292420
Tali is going to be splitroasted.

>Remain with ceer

We need to proceed with operation "KINKY INTERRACIAL SMOOTH SMOOCHES" and make sure it is a success.

Quickly while the Aelor is running trip them!
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>>292420
>Remain with Ceer.

I kinda want to ship the two.
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>>292420
>Remain with Ceer.
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"I said STOP! I need to initiate the protocol!"

I mean, I've never heard of it but it must be true.

>The Ceer reaches out to grab her. She responds with surprising strength and shoves him back. He is pushed off his feet, his heel catching her foot and tripping her. The pair fall down the rest of the way down Petal tower.

>They finally stop, each making a grunting sound as the hit the ground. The Ceer rises.

1/2
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>292500
LEWD
Give her the KISS!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>292500
KISS THE NERD
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>>292505
FUCK
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she's gonna be super cute isn't she? Without the glasses I mean.
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>>292500
Cuddle first. Wait until she gives in willingly.
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wait for it!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>292500
No, save your kisses for the Elf. Assassinate him by making him a ceer.

Just play it off as a joke.

It was all just a joke

Then kiss the elf. Kiss your real target.
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>>292500
Give her a passionate kiss while staring at her eyes, this is the only way to make her a ceer.
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>>292500
"...."

"...."
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>>292524
What are you waiting for?
>>292518
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>>292524
.. Remove the amulet first, then do it! That amulet prevents her from feeling love!
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>>292531
Or put us against the amulet, eh?
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>>292524
KISS HER YOU FOOL!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>292524
You know. The elf, that's your actual mission, is out of sight. could be doing anything.

learning anything,

Should probably get back to that. this one's not your mission. you could be trying to mess with ANOTHER ceer assassin's mission. You want that trouble?
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>>292524
oh no she's cute
Tell her she's cute.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>292524
Put it in
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And pause! Fiance wants to go to the movies. Sorry guys! Will resume later!
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>>292524
HNNNNNNNGGG MY KOKORO
>whisper on her ears
>its just a prank bro
While she is confused
>dont worry everything is alright
>look in the eyes
>Kiss her passionately
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>>292524
Apologize and act flustered, and also stop holding her against the floor. Win the girl's trust before you begin the ceerification process.
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>>292524
Get on with it!
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>>292524
take off that necklace it makes her hate kissing.
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>>292540
NOOOOOOOOOO
Come back soon!
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>>292540
Oh! How fun! Enjoy the movie, Larro!
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>>292540
Tonight or tomorrow larro-man?
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Is it time to post Flora?

It's time.
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>>292540
have fun
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Oh god, they're gonna be a couple aren't they?
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>292524
>Tell her this
From the moment i saw you i saw the colors of the autumn leaves blazing from the luscious beauty of your hair. My love will you accept me as who am i and become worthy member of the master race Ceer?
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>>292540

>>292554
>From the moment i saw you i saw the colors of the autumn leaves blazing from the luscious beauty of your hair. My love will you accept me as who am i and become worthy member of the master race Ceer?

Larro, say this to your fiance.
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>>292546
>>292550
Time for floraposting.
The kind of posting for the best girl.
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>>292524
She's completely at your mercy.
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Who here is comfy?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>292710
I am become comfy.
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>>292710
I'm six blankets and a wood stove in the Alaskan wilderness comfy.
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>>292710
No, the air conditioner is to cold but I'm to high to get up
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Rolled 418 (1d1000)

>>292710
>>292740
I remembered the line from the Cozy scripture, the Bhagasnug-Gita. Softnu is trying to persuade the Princess that he should do his duty and to impress her takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Comfy, the Snuggler of worlds."

>Ch. XI Verse 32 of the Bhagasnug-Gita
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>>292710
I have two cats and a laptop on me. I'm perfect. What about you?
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>>292710
I've got a comfypire around here somewhere, but I can't find it.
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>>292786
I'm taking spring medicine so that I could stop bleeding from my nose everyday, I accidentally got fish juice on me, and I'm too lazy to install my air conditioner.
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>>292801
Maybe you are the comfypire
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I was thinking about flora's problem. If this spell works to detect desires, a sufficiently educated and mentally focused person can apply it to fleshcrafting to get the results they want.
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>>292867
Chill out. If you were the comfypire, you'd be comfy yourself, while the people around you became uncomfy.

Unless, of course, you never left your house or something to find prey. You've been outside today, right?
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>>292908
Alternatively, it detects their latent fetishes.
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>>292926
This is why you test first.
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>>292908
>>292989
Are you trying to make a spell that changes the target into whatever the caster has specifically in mind? If so, I think you're on the wrong track. "Gentle lust" doesn't sound like the sort of thing that translates to "conscious intentions". I'm not sure what exactly it means, but it's probably not that.

For future versions of the "conscious control" spell component, we could test them by creating spells with other effects and seeing if it works with them. We could create a spell that makes ice cream and try to choose the flavor we get; we'll see if it lets us make any flavor we choose, or only makes the caster's favorites.
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>>293191
No. Into desire.
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>>288656

I would like to have a couple of comparator runes if possible. You know "less than", "greater than", "equal to". Makes conditional triggers easier to resolve. Also an "And" and "Or" rune if you want to use multiple trigger conditions. "Switch" runes that can accept triggers on their own would also be much appreciated.
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Are we still shitposting till Unknown comes back?
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>>293269
>Implying we aren't shitposting even when he's here
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>>293269
>>293290
Should we have a argument on who's the best waifu and why it's us?
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>>293306
>able to pleasure a dragon from 20 paces
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>>293306
Giant Sorting Eyeball is a top-tier waifu
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>>293315
>liking literally a talking wikipedia
almostlydisgusting.jpg
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>>293332

Don't talk shit about my eye-fu!
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>>293343
you want your voice, not with your keyboard
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>>293347
fuck, i had an aneurysm there
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Back! A few more updates before we end this chapter. Sorry for the sudden pause!
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>>293477
:D!
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"From the moment I saw you I saw the colors of the autumn leaves blazing from the luscious beauty of your hair. My love, will you accept me as who I am and become a worthy member of the master Ceer race?"

>He leans in closer...

thunk

1/2
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>>293502
Oh dearie me.
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>>293502
----------------------------------

>Tali has finally caught up. He picks up the orb and connects back with it.

...
what happened? Is he okay? I think he's crying.
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>>293502
welp he lost a nut.
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>>293517
Nothing much, just pat his head for a bit to help him get over his pain.
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>>293517
you just ruined a budding relationship, tali.
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>>293517
he tried to kiss someone and got nutshotted,
and he's still going to try and kill you. Might want to fix that somehow. let your Ceer girlfriend take care of that.
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>>293517
Pray for him, and pray for the balls of all Ceer, for only those who have learned what it is like to gain male genitalia can feel all that can be felt from it's loss.
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>>293517
Nothing much, so what the fuck are you gonna do about your sister?
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>>293517
Try casting comfy, Tali. It'll ease the pain!
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>>293517
Genital damage. Not as bad as yours, but still. He'd probably appreciate some healing.

You do know healing spells, right? I mean, you are in Petal, after all. They better be teaching you this stuff.
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>>293517
He got nutshot, might want to fix that up.

Also, we pretended to be a Ceer Override AI and got him to tell us stuff. He thinks he's waiting for backup and keeping you close for a second assassination attempt.
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>>293517
I think he just got rejected. Other than that everything's fine.
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>>293517
Just pat his head slowly.
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>>293527
He's not going to try anything, we already took care of that.
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>>293517

> TALI! THOU HAST BROKEN THE BRO CODE!
> THOU SHALT NOT KICK ANOTHER BRO IN THE DICK, LEST HE HIMSELF BE KICKED!
> IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY OTHER MALES, YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!
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>>293517
He's got both sets of organs. That shit hurts.
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>>293517

Also, yeah, Ceer bro is a little off his nut. He's pretty much a braindead, brainwashed puppy and we couldn't turn the murder switch off. He's still gonna try to kill you... eventually, but we told him to check in with us before making a move, and to keep you folks safe from pretty much everything until backup arrives.
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>>293517
He just had his dick kicked in, so so might want to fix that.
On another note, there was something about a "family night" and your sister may or may not be coming.
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>>293517
>>293534
A bit more importantly, though, Argen was about to ask you to confirm your sister's name to contact your family for Family Night. This is, of course, a bit of a concern. I can think of two responses to this.

1) Contact your sister and parents and get them in on the act. Optionally, you can also resort to fleshcrafting in case the faculty finds out anyway so you can deny the allegations of possessing a manhood.
2) In the event you can't get your family to keep your secret, explain that the professors at the Sons of Serin just had you practising your glamour magic for some reason and refused to actually teach you anything you couldn't have taught yourself, so you disguised yourself as a human girl to come here and get a proper magical education.

Contacting your family and getting some fleshcrafting done is the safest course of action in my opinion, especially since it means your magic reserves won't be perpetually near empty because of your glamour, but it's your choice.
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>>293549
It wasn't Tali that kicked him.
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>>293560
backup is never coming he was sent out because we are lowest possible threat ranking!
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>Dick kicked in.

Ow... I accidentally knee'd Ceera once.
And then there's what Fuwa did to me.

Yeah, I know that pain.

>He leans down and pats the Ceer's shoulder.

"There there. I'll heal you."

>The elf grabs his book and begins casting spells, also using comfy on him.

I'm glad you guys managed to make it so he at least won't murder me anymore. That's always a good thing. Hopefully we'll be able to make him actually friends with us all, hmm? We're pretty good at making friends.

>>293567
>>293565
>>293532
Sis is coming? Orb, please.
This isn't the time for jokes.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>293573
Doesn't that wagging tail make you want to grab it? Come on, Tali. He might be a boy, but so was Ceera once! Just a little tap will do!
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>>293573
I QUOTE!

>"Great. It's about family night. I just wanted to confirm that your sister's name is..."

WHAT CHU GONNA DO BOY?
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>>293573
It's not a joke. Argen was asking around about it.
Also, where is Fael? We still need to finish showing her the school.
We can leave stabby with Ceera or something while he heals.
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>>293573
Ask Argen, and while you're at it explain to her that Ceer do not reproduce through kissing.
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>>293573
oh yeah, he's trying to befriend you in order to backstab you

it was our plan though so it's fine
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>>293573
>I'm glad you guys managed to make it so he at least won't murder me anymore.
He's still planning on murdering you. You did notice us saying that, right? We just convinced him to put it off for the foreseeable future.

>Sis is coming? Orb, please.
>This isn't the time for jokes.
Shouldn't you already know she's coming? You were there when Argen came in and mentioned it.
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>>293573
What is wrong with your sister coming to visit she can meet your dragon wife, your ceer girlfriend, your armless murder pet, and see you are a girl now!
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>>293573
Seriously though, before the whole "new Ceer guy cases Argen down the stairs and ends up with ingrown testicle syndrome", Argentina was trying to ask you about your sister's name for the family night thing.
Also, we should really name the new guy.
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>>293573
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>>293573
You know he's immune to healing now, right?

Oh, sorry... "she" now.
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>>293601
I like these.
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O-oh... She really is coming...
I see...
I...

>>293592
>Tali is starting to feel overwhelmed by it all.

"Hey," His dragon says, "I'm hungry."

===End of Chapter 34===
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>>293616
Let's have an ice cream party? It'll be fun and help you take your mind off of things.
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>>293616
Why is it so much fun to bully the Tali?

Thanks for running Larro!
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>>293616
Man up and become a girl, Tali!
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>>293616
Thanks for running!
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>>293616
Thanks for running! =w=
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So ends another chapter. Sorry about the midday pause! Things crop up...

I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! As usual the start for the next one will be posted on the tweeter.
However, the next quest will be Audit Quest. We'll swap off, MAQ-Audit-MAQ-Audit etc.

So look forward to that!

If this thread is still up tomorrow I will go over all the spells posted, add more runes, and answer any questions you guys have directed at characters.

Special thanks to @predhack for drawing all the Waiting Warmly pictures!

>>293620
do not bully the tali, pls

Also! Until the next chapter you guys are free to come up with names for the newest Ceer. Something classy.
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>>293616

Thanks for running, Chief.
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>>293625

Petey sounds like a good name to me. Reminds me of a hopeless lab mouse, which is kind of what he is.
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>>293625
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>>293625
Ceero
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Also, the only unused panel! Would have been completed if the votes swung to going back to Tali
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>>293632
In the end, the vote was even I think.
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>>292554
>>293502
>>293625
Heh i never though Larro would pick my suggetion

it was heavily ripped off from Max Payne 2 from Lords and Ladies
i was going to say i am your long lost brother with dramatic sounds
what would the scene would be if i add it spoilers related?
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>>293625
Hrifa?
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>>293625
>>293625
New Ceer should be called Ceero (Ceer-hero). Next one will be a know it all girl called Ceeri.
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>>293625
How about Classi with an i. The little dick that hangs off the C fucks the L out of the ass, Cl-Assi
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>>293909
Or Cessin, just contracting Ceer and assassin.
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New to this quest. If I have ideas for spells, can I post them?
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>>294060
Read the earlier threads and use the system in place to make spells. The only two limitations are our newly meager mana and what runes we know. Other then that go ham with ideas.
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>>294090
Sweet. Here are my ideas. I'll probably make a few more, got nothing to do for the next few hours.

I wasn't sure whether to use target/body/person for some of these spells, but I imagine we can touch up the spells before we need to use them. Any tips on my formatting/spell creation technique would be appreciated.
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>>294174
I believe we already have a shield spell? And one that allows us to cast spells through it as well I think.

The third one should effectively be a disintegration spell? But should be cast at a long range due to the radiation?

I'm a bioetech engineer, so I've no idea about the third though.
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>>294189
I didn't see a shield spell in the spell list, but maybe that's what "Magic Ward" is?

Yeah, that's about what I'm going for. I have no idea either, which is why it's obviously a prototype.

Anyway, another spell, this one a bit bigger than the others. Thoughts?
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>>293625
Let's see...
Our ceer is an assassin.
Assassins (normally)kill swiftly and without being seen...
Let's call him Cena!
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In addition to my spells, here are some rune ideas.

Mind
Ice
Cold
Acid
Exception (Like if we wanted to make a spell that targets everything except humans.)
Runes that can be used as a measure of quantity or time

Line Rules for if, when, while, and is/has.

The rules especially would be very useful in making spells.
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>>294262
I suspect that your "Matter Collapse" would likely do something much more mundane...

Destroy small bonds in a target area:
Unglues and unscrews all furniture. Destroys all clothing seams. Unbinds muscle ligaments. Scary stuff to be sure, but expecting nuclear fission might be a stretch.
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Did we ever tell Fuwa about the comfy rune?
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>>294524
Maybe it depends on how much mana we put into the spell? Though I could probably make a better spell if I put my mind to it.
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>>294673
And, more spells, because I have no life.
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>>294524
It's possible that intent would matter, and it's also possible that destroying things like atomic bonds would require greater precision in runes.
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>>294884
That's what training montages are for, we'll figure it out eventually.
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>>294874
>remove air+body+warmth
That would be painful for tali and I never even made spells and can already see this one as a bad idea.
But the blanket+Soul+void looks promising. Gotta wait till Larro comes back to get word from above.
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>>288656

Ah, right, as of thread 30, we should have runes for dream and sleep. Also curious how close the brain rune is to the mind rune, if different? Either way, we should also have the mind rune.
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>>295366
I included air because I only want the body heat that we shed to be removed. We should still be able to stay warm, but now other's won't be able to detect us through our body heat.
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When'll we be able to take the MAQ team through the Audit Quest Dungeon? That sounds like a great time for everyone, except the losers.
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>>295756
Tali and Friends would wreck the dungeon and the secret final boss.
The Orb alone is super overpowered, not to mention Ceera, Fael, Vaisi and Murder Golem.
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>>295756
>>295884

Nah. Tali would get to the end, and then we'd scream at him not to fight the main boss.
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>>295884
My reasoning is at the rate Slimecrown Citadel is improving and the rate Tali is struggling with his harem, by the time we get around to another dungeon dive it'll probably be a decent challenge for both parties.
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>>295934

I have many promising ideas ready to go for that.
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>>295756
But what if we sent in the dungeoneering club instead of Talis murderboners group? They maaay just level the playing field.
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Remember the bloody "NOT" line rule this time around Larro!

Also breasts. Breasts might be handy.
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Back to answer some questions and whatnot
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>>296175
What is love?
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>>296178
Love is a series of bodily fluids exchanged by non-Ceer during mating rituals.
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>>296175
How would you phonetically pronounce Ceer Assassin's Ceer name?
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>>296175
Why is bestiality the best? What sort of animals would you like to shag? Any special animal penises you lust for? Ever think about just taking that knot and becoming an animal's fuckslut?
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>>296178
It is the act of fostering peace among violent infants. usually with the term being said "baby don't hurt me."
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>>296175
What kind of sandwich is that? peanut, jam, or something else
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>>296230
It looks like a simple piece of bread.
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>>288665
"<I'm not adding those to his spell book. I will, however add those rules. They're a bit advance for Tali but...>"

>>295394
"<Brain refers to the physical object. Mind refers to the abstract concept.>"

"<Here are some updated runes and rules. Let me know if anything else is needed.>"
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>>296246
oh
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>>296296

So, I know we have a rend rune, but do we have a pull rune? Is that just a reverse propel rune? Like, say I wanted to take a free length of rope and pull it taught. How would I do that, with a weak rend?
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>>287738
"<Let's see... First spell, accepted.>"

-Tali has learned Flash-

"<Second one... Add a Around Target to the Remove Sound so it doesn't silence the caster. It's a good thing they all happen at the same time, so that works. Accepted.>"

-Tali has leaned Flash Bang-

"<This one needs some more work. As it's written now it just won't work. You need to first create the stone fist, perhaps around or in front of the Caster's hand, then propel it. Right now it'll just be looking for any stone fist near where the caster is gesturing.>"

"<Oh god no. No fleshcrafting stuff.>"

"<Same!>"

"<Interesting. Yes, if you are able to see and react to the spell fast enough. Added.>"

-Tali has gained Mana Disruption-

"<Simple and efficient. Added.>"

-Tali has gained Disarm-

"<Cruel but efficient. Added.>"

-Tali has gained Wedgie-

"<....>"

-Tali has gained Strip-
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>>296324
"<Here you go>"
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>>296330
Any way to do buffs that don't literally alter the flesh? Like maybe boost speed by controlling winds?
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>>289724
"<..... Nothing involving the flesh. Too risky.>"

>>292908
>>292989
"<Same thing! If you wish to discuss flesh crafting pick it up with Flora. I am a Ceer and even I won't mess with it much.>"

>>294174
"<Hmm... All approved. However, the Matter Collapse might not work. Let's just call it Destroy Bond until more testing is done.>"

>>294262
"<The problem with this spell is a minor one, there is no shown way to have a spell end after a certain time. Let me add those runes and get back to you on that.>"

-Tali has gained Choke, Blind, Destroy Bond, and Mana Shield.-
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>>296388
Larro, answer this: >>289502
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>>296388
You misread a spell, it's not fleshcrafting, it is a divination spell for "gentle lust," which should translate to desire.

If it doesn't the second fleshcrafring spell is defunct.
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>>296206
"<Humans find our names incomprehensible. I'd be impressed if you could. Though, mine sounds sorta like saying Chocolate if you had a cold and coughed violently.>"

>>294446
"<Added all of those runes. I think we'll have to hold off on the more advance rules until later. Don't want to overwhelm anyone right now.>

>>296404
"<Aaah. Now I see what you're trying to do. Hmm... Here. A Desire rune. Try it now.>"

>>296361
"<I mean, using mana to amplify a bodypart isn't difficult but it could put great strain on the body. You just have to make sure it's a surge rather than something lasting a long time. Like for stone flesh, something like coating the body in light but strong stone armor might be simpler.>"
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>>296453
>"<Humans find our names incomprehensible. I'd be impressed if you could. Though, mine sounds sorta like saying Chocolate if you had a cold and coughed violently.>"
You don't find it odd that we, A ceer artifact can't pronounce Ceer names?
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>>296469
Aren't we damaged or dysfunctional?
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Hey, bitch book! Do you have any spells for girlifying Tali?
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>>289502
"I would say that that is incredibly dangerous and irresponsible. Dragons are extremely violent creatures that have a hard time interacting with any but their rider. And even then. See all these scars? Shen gave them to me.

I would also advise he remove her from the school before she attacks someone."
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>>296494
Too late.... poor Vendal..... oh and Ceer guy too.
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>>296494
>before she attacks someone
Technically too late for that. No permanent damage though.

I wonder if we can invent a candy that nullifies their acid for a while.
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>>296487
<The book does not reply.>

"<Please don't do that to my boyfriend. I like him as is.>"

>>296481
>>296469
"<Very much so. I'm surprised you guys function>"

"<I miss any other spells or anything?>"
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>>296513
>>296515
"Haha... At least I have tenure."
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>>296453
Ah, thanks. Here's more what I was going for.

Using the first to see the results on the next two. It'll still require the caster or target to have a medical degree and know exactly what they're getting into.

Along with not accidentally transforming into a cute person they like.
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>>296521
So what do you think of the Ceer that almost killed Tali and is totally not planning to kill him again while pretending to be his friend?
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>>296534
Does Shen know that Tali shrunk Fael?
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>>296521
Yes. You forgot to examine the spells that draw power from time, but they're intrinsically defunct. Interesting thought experiment, however.
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>>296494
>>296534
Don't worry Ryuko. We got Fael to agree to stop randomly attacking people. She's been interacting pretty well with people after that so far. I think you were right with her being mellower.

We do need to make sure Vendal is alright though, I mean we healed her but uh, there might be emotional damage.
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>>296175
For Elza Fellblade:
Do you have any idea of how close Tali is to getting the magical police wanting to stick an iron golem on him like you for being a strategic class magical threat?
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>>296687
Honestly, in my opinion it's not Tali that's the threat. It's the Orb.

Tali is the chosen host, so he benefits, but the Orb has pretty much woven a web to keep itself and it's host protected. Like if anyone had any idea of just how much shit the orb has manipulated, they'd be all over it.
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>>296699
But from the outside it looks like everything points to Tali and well Elza was my best guess for someone who would have perspective on it. I'm sure if the Ceer understood just how messed up we were they would have sent something better than the chump they did.
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>>296699
Did the orange orb ever danger rate us? I forget.
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>>296709
I think we were rated near 100?
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>>296710
97 I think.
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>>296709
I think the only thing we've seen that rated higher then us was the Niggest Orb. He was like 98 or 99.
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>>296729
Well to be fair we did manage to mess up assuming direct control of that body on the beach outing so we should not be to high.
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>could we get a wall, shield, coat/cover and adhesive rune?
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>>293677
Ceera what would you do if tali said this? would you bone Tali immediately?
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>>296739

You call that messing up? Body-chan was more capable than Tali ever was in exacting our orders.
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>>296764
That was the problem Body-chan just did them all at the same time with no filter. As much as I hate to admit it we work best when filtered.
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>>296453
>>296388

Merry Christmas, Lily! Yer still a shit!
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>>296521
If your name is unprononceable, then can you tell us what it means?
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>>297411
>>296388

Also these.
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>>296553
"I will take that... Thank you very much..."
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>>296584
"<I would be pretty impressed if he managed to do any serious damage to Tali. ... Though the boy is rather trusting.. I'll keep an eye on him. Tali, that is.>"

>>289029
>>289029
"<Hmm... Word it a bit differently. Right now the spell reads Convert Warmth into magic and the warmth originates from any point in time.
So, what you would want to do is make two branches. One draws forth energy from all timelines and the other branch, marked off to be activated second, converts that energy.

However, it's still impossible to use not because your spell crafting is faulty but because messing with time like that takes a lot of power. Astronomical amounts of power.>"

>>296762
"<I mean... Something similar but with a few words changed would be nice... But I'm not the kind of girl to fall for such things...>"

>>297411
"<That's not bad at all. I'm unsure if it'll work on Lily since her blindness is a result of magical interference already screwing with her eyes... But I can see it's uses. Added.>"

-Tali has learned Optic Bypass-

>>297534
"<... Are you saying I need abs? Tali says I look fine just the way I am.>"
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>>297756
Bah, that voice has no idea what they're talking about. We love you for who you are, especially for both your genitals, your swirly eyes and your sharp teeth!
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>>297756

Also this, and maybe one more.
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>>296687
"That kid has a loooooooong way to go before he gets up to my level. A long way. ... How capable is he of destroying the world? That's a big factor."
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>>297756

No, Ceera, I'm saying Tali needs abs. Also, trust me, if this thing works how I think it might and throws in Keegal's... Let's just say his performance will increase in ways you are interested in.
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>>297768
>How capable is he of destroying the world
He has us. Give us ten minutes and a ball of string, we'll kill the planet. We're good at this shit.
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>>297768
Granted we're more of a threat than you though through sheer potential.
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>>297768
He can stomp just about any Ceer with ease if he sees them coming.


>>297756
Think that voice was implying that in both your cases being more physically fit may be helpful. Easier to win a fight if you can dodge a spell you'd otherwise have to block and save mana. That said you look great the way you are. Have Tali syrup you soon, you deserve it.
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>>297768
Where's your friend Meagan Nekoh?
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>>297767

Forgot a couple arrows.
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>>297768
Wasn't there a thing with a spell to potentially destroy the sun?
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>>297768
Do you mean without the gods retroactively removing him from existence, or are we leaving them out of the question?
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>>297756

Should be the last one for the night from me.
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Thanks for the new runes and lines.

Here are a few more spells, because I have nothing better to do with my life.
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>>298010
For the first spell, why not call it a reversed magnetic field?
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>>298012
Good enough for me.

Revised sickness spell.
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>>298010
Just wanted to point out, we don't need Desire Sleep.
Tali has access to runeless innate comfy magic thanks to Cutethulhu jamming the entirety of it through his noodly elf brain.
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>>298949
You make it sound lewd.
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>>298949
It's not so much for us, but for other people.
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>>299041
But it was pretty lewd. We were just not conscious for most of it.
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>>297795

Doo-doo-doo.
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>>300205

Warning, may take up to five episodes to finish loading. Also, it occurs to me that we have no rune for "Animal" or "Plant".
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>>300327

What do you do with all of said mana?
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>>300437
I'm digging your spell composition abilities. I'll need to step up my game.

Though, I am a bit confused as to how "Lend Energy" works. Would you mind explaining it a bit?
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>>300577

I tried to do something a bit too complicated so far as persistence goes. Basically, target spells are fire and forget. This one tried to force a persistent loop with that trigger that refreshed based on a gesture.

More or less, the spell reads: Target an area. Exclude caster from this area. This condition being fulfilled, even though the second loop doesn't "exist" yet, use the caster as fuel. Use the fuel to gently steal mana from the area defined in the trigger and transfer this to the caster.

Second branch. Once the caster has received mana from the area, once again use caster as fuel to expand the area defined by the trigger.

Third branch, no action, but if the user is gesturing, return to primary source and "reset" spell. Unfortunately, that last part is syntactically incorrect.

I'm fixing it.
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>>300598
>>300577
>>300437
>>300327
>>300205

Maybe a bit more correct in title and execution.
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>>300598
Interesting. I like the concept, but as you say, the product needs a bit of refining.

>>300619
Much easier to understand.

I've been shying away from most spells of this nature (mainly because I'm not sure how for our magic can/will go) but I feel like if we put in proper failsafes and instructions, an easily usable and abusable spell could be created.

On that note, some more random spells from me.
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>>297768
audit quest when
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>>300670
Just noticed that we have a "Wound: rune. Can't believe I missed it. That can probably replace the [Body Damage] runes that I used.
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>>300670
>>300654

I don't know if we can specify triggers as the end condition on a delay. Maybe add a "Past" rune to the detect person. So, detect a person's past "history".

For the last... I don't think that will work for reasons. It might just fail. In the worst case scenario, it converts the area constituting the wound (as in, more flesh) and eats away at the target to produce pure mana.
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>>300670

Anyway, think that's as much random rune-foolery as I'm gonna get into for right now. Good work on your end as well.
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>>297768
Exactly as much as you are, due to divine interference. The gods don't like it when you try to destroy the world. However, we are working on projects to remove gods from the equation. Although I really don't want to destroy the world so maybe we shouldn't?
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I've been working on a spell, but there's a critical piece of information I'm missing about personal runes.

Are personal runes static or dynamic, and how do they behave if they're dynamic?
For example, did pre-Ceerification Ceera have the same personal rune as pre-dickings Ceera and as current Ceera? Or do each of those three have different personal runes? And if each of them have different personal runes, how effective would an outdated personal rune be?
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>>300697
Thanks, and I'll take you advice as far as my spells go.

For now, here's another spell.
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>>300689
>>300437

And one more.
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The runes link in the stats pastebin says it can't be found. Anybody got a current version?
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>>303361
Go here
>>296453
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>>303228
Looks pretty good, but there are a few issues I see. First off, wouldn't something along the lines of [Solid Reflect] be better than [Solid Light]? I guess they'd both have their uses, but considering how mana intensive this spell will be, might as well go all out.

Second, [Caster Body Propel] doesn't seem like it'd work as you intend. For example, it might just make us fly further if someone hits us. I recommend something like [Caster Leg Muscle], and then a clause that lessens the damage our body would take under the strain.

Third, while [Time Caster Mind] might work, I feel like it wouldn't hurt to be more specific. Something like [Caster Mind Time Detect]?
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>>303883
Damn, no Rune rune. That torpedoes my idea.
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>>303999
Yeah, that rained on my parade as well. What was your idea? Maybe there's a way to bootleg it.
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>>304021
My idea was a spell to transcribe or display someone's personal rune, or at least a rune that in some way represents them well enough to specify them in a spell.

We don't have explicit Write or Display runes, but between Eye, Mind/Thoughts and Light I'm sure something that works could be made.
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>>304045
Would you mind explaining personal runes to me? I'm fairly new to this quest, and haven't read through much of anything.
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>>304109
Basic idea is that for each person, there's some combination of runes that represents them. In effect, there's some cluster of runes that means "Tali". Personal runes do two important things: They let you do spells like "Locate Tali" instead of just "Locate brown human female lesbian" and they half the target's magic resistance if you're using their personal rune to target them. Lemme see if I can dig up the thread they were lectured on in.
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>>304109
>>304141
Bingo, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40604969
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>>304146
Cool, thanks. If I have some sort of epiphany and can make a feasible spell for learning someone's rune, I'll let you know.

From what I understand, we just mash runes together, and if they vaguely describe someone, then we're good to go?

Might as well just make a really long and elaborate spell that checks the target against each individual rune, and alerts you whenever there's a hit.
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Does it bother anyone that we never actually use 98% of these spells?
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>>305121

True facts, but I honestly think it's fine. For however much time I spent hammering out those spells, I could care less if Tali ever uses them. After all, the game doesn't really "need" that many spells for the social interactions it kind of revolves around presently.
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>>305121
Its more or less practice for us for when it really matters. I mean, the last time it did matter was back when we faced off against Lan. He did kinda have to think outside the box when we faced her.

and besides, its fun. Spell system is unique enough and has a hint of the esoteric that you cant quite master it over an evening.
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The only thing that bothers me is that I can read 90% of the spells here based on the runes alone.

Maybe I should take a day off from spell-crafting.
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Ok, NOW I'll take a break from making spells.
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>>305869
Let's see if you can decipher this one.

Also! Keep hold of these spells and be ready to post them next thread so they can officially be added to the spellbook.
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>>305978 Not sure about the very top, with the solid comfy plane.
Is it, using a mana gem as fuel, lift a target gently, wait 5 seconds, gently lift their clothes off, generate warmth in an area, using the target being not aroused as the trigger?
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>>306042
almost perfect. Literally the only thing off was that the exclude rune is actually one for Ceer. Which is fine cause that's not officially on the list yet anyway.

Also, no rune for Bed yet so... Solid plane will have to do.
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>>306054
So is the top basically gently lift target off the bed?
And I was kinda wondering about that dot in the middle of void, so thanks for clarification. So it'd trigger on the target ceer becoming aroused? I'm not seing the exlusion thing tho. Isn't that an x on the line between runes?
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>>306054
While we're on the subject of spellcraft, can the syntax for "first", "second", and "third" be extended infinitely?
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>>306066
Exclude as in, not aroused thing. Also, minor fix.

>>306078
In theory, yes!
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>>306086
Ah, that makes more sense. Gently lift aroused ceer to the solid comfy plane(bed), all while gently lifting their clothes off and warming up the area?
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>>305978
Was out for a bit. And yeah, I have a dedicated folder for all of my rune/spell stuff.

Besides not being familiar with the clothes rune and comfy rune, I had the gist of it. My goal is to be able to write these spells like they're a second language.
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>>306787
The thing that gives me headaches is trying to remember what runes we do and don't have.
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>>306995
I'm working on a wiki that has all the runes listed down but it's still a WIP
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>>308257
Dude, I'd kill for something like that.

Keep it up, and post the link when you're done
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>>306995
sorted the mess a little, feel free to improve.
didn't know enough about the spellcrafts to know what to do with the English words that are nounable verbs (light wound pain damage burn poison seal lust desire dream sleep love).
Unsure about the adverbs.
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>>310014
I think that some of the runs work differently depending on the context that they are used, so theres no need to go too in-depth with any that you're unsure of.

I also think that categorizing the runes only as nouns/verbs etc. is a bit strange, and that we should instead organize them like my picture, with groupings that make sense rather than just word type.

I'm open to suggestions regarding my layout, we might as well all contribute if we actually want one we can all use.



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