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Recap: You've awoken in this world, not having done too well in the genetic lottery. You have two fully functional heads, but pretty crappy vision and non-functional wings on your back. You've been deemed as being unready for life on the surface by shady beings and have been taken by a dweller to live out your early years underground.

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You are introduced to your room. One kid hangs upside down, staring at you with the eyes that cover her body. Sitting on the bed near her, a kid has his entire torso wrapped in some sort of cloth. To your right stands a weird transparent kid with red eyes.

What do you do?

>>279348
I vote we become an outcast even among them, so we can become isolated and hone our telepathic abilities. So don't say anything.

>>279348
Proclaim yourself the alpha and challenge the Strongest kid there to a fight.

>>279358
goddamnit this is gonna be just like last time isnt it? What the fuck is it about this quest that attracts you dumb underage fucks

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>>279356
>>279358
You promptly walk to a corner and sit down, avoiding eye-contact with everyone else. The dweller leaves while you aren't paying attention. You think about asserting yourself but I mean those other weirdos look kinda tough... I mean you can see that one's bones!

The other weirdos start to talk amongst themselves.

>>279452
let's attempt to find peace in our solitude. discover meditation to pass the time untill the next event.

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>>279468
You spend most of your time in the dwelling meditating and generally not talking to anyone. Days, then months, then years go by before you are approached and basically thrown out of your dwelling. You step into the outside world, unprepared in pretty much every sense. Especially socially.

You have on you some basic garbs and a blind fold over one set of eyes. You also have a pretty basic map that even you can understand.

The map lists several locations:
Your new house
The hospital
The boutique
And the marketplace

What now?

>>279604
now we wait for someone besides me to partake of this quest
I vote for the marketplace. Surely some sort of interesting story event will be encountered there

I'll take a vote here for the location.
>>279615
Some of the locations directly tie into story events, others aren't as blatant.

>>279763
Lets go home and read. Or learn to read.

>>279615
>now we wait for someone besides me to partake of this quest
Sorry, Fathers day and all that.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

I'll give it another minute or two before I just take this dice roll.

>>279321
AND FORGOT TO FRICKEN LINK THINGS LIKE THIS: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Squick%20Quest

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You follow the map towards the marketplace and begin to aimlessly wander about, looking for... well you aren't really sure.

>>280150
why are we holding a gun

>>280161
It's supposed to be the map and I was not exactly sure how to do it. In retrospect after coloring the background I could have made it white.

>>280150
Find the nearest person and engage in a practice conversation to build our social skills

What's this about?

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>>280171
You walk up to the nearest stranger, whom appears to be inspecting some weapons at the shop. You open your mouth to talk, but only speak in a slight mumble. How does... how does one initiate conversation...? You tap the man on the shoulder and he turns around.
>Oh, why hello there! What do you want?
Uh...... what do you say?

>>280258
"hello, I am practicing talking to people, please try to help me simulate a conversation"

>>280258
Oh nothing, Just been wandering around. How about you?

>>280274
The man gives you a strange look before starting
>Well uh... I do suppose that one might begin with introducing themselves, particularly in the situation where they are talking to a complete stranger.
That's a place to start but... wait who are you?

>>280353
call ourselves the first thing that comes to mind: "squick"

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>>280353
FORGOT IMAGE
Also ignore the sky is getting greener because I keep forgetting the right blue.

>>280353
Spingus and Bingus
Sam and Rob for short

>>280364
Seconding

>>280364
Thirding.

>>279452
>>279604
Dammit creating those 3 other kids were a total waste of time then since we haven't done anything with them at all. Hope that we encounter them in the future.

>>280423
We will. They may or may not be of much help though as we didn't talk to them ever.

>>280366
>>280385
>>280423
You hold awkward eye contact with him as you speak. You announce yourself as Spingus and Bingus. You say you prefer Sam and Rob, however.
>...best just refer to yourself as Sam and Rob. So uh... what brings you to this establishment this fine day?

>>280529
"I don't know what else to do. I have literally lived underground all my life"

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>>280529
God damn it.

>>280529
Well, I was just curious what this part of the world has to offer.

>>280529
Tell him that you are looking for a suitable weapon for self defense.

(Do we even have money? If so then is it enough to buy one?)

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>>280582
>Well I mean we have a lot of things you wouldn't find down in the underground! Weapons, machinery, other creatures, it is really quite marvelous!
>>280592
At the mention of weapons you suggest you are looking for one but also have no money.
>Well that's a darn shame. Unfortunately, I just spent most of my money upgrading my own weapon.

>>280700
"Thank you. I guess we'll go find our new home. We'll keep you in mind, though."

>>280700
Is that a Giant spider? Whats its name?

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>>280706
>...giant spider?
The man looks about confused then back to you.
>I don't see any anywhere.
You dingus, those were just abstract representations of his thoughts! Why would you think they were actually tangible objects?
>>280703
>Alright. I'm usually around here at this time, if you are ever in need of assistance. It was a... pleasure talking with you.
You force a smile before wandering off, face in the map. Guess you are going home, or is this your first LIE???? :O
Either way it's of no consequence so whatever.

>>280772
Home is a good starting point. Let's go home!

>>280811
Seconding.

>>280811
Thirding.

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>>280811
>>280860
>>280900
You decide to head home. Socializing is really tiring work but it had to be done sooner or later. You think you have made an "acquaintance", though you don't even know their name. You open the door and step into the... oh... well this is awkward.

This was the last post of the night! Gotta sleep. Should be on around the same time tomorrow. Don't quote me on that.

>>280912
:0 Transparent dude is back!

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You're doing a wonderful job for someone new, OP.

>>281717
Thanks /)o3o(\

And I'm here, so I'll be taking suggestions on what we do now.

>>283956
Ask what transparent boy is doin' here.
And if we have food in here.
In fact, check room.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>283956
ROLL FOR SCAT FETISH!

>>284008
1-20 CRITICAL FAIL!

Look for around. Find out about the world through ease dropping

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>>283966
>In all those years you never learned my name, let alone talked to me. I guess you didn't hear we were all set to live in the same home on the surface, huh?
Geez this guy sounds unhappy. I mean understandably but unhappy nonetheless.

The door on the left is a bathroom and to the right is a small kitchen (offscreen). It also appears no one has unpacked yet and their stuff is by their beds.

>>284239
Tell him that that was just a very stupid phase brought on by some guy named buttha or whatever and that we were trying to achieve enlightenment. Apologize for the retardation and finally get to know him.

>>284239
Ask for forgiveness and ask for his name

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Things came up, I'm back now.
>>284277
>>284293
You try to explain why you never talked or really did anything and something about Buddha but he cuts you off and rolls his eyes.
>Alright, alright, I don't need to hear your reasons. Besides, I'm not the type to hold a grudge, especially if we've never actually talked.
You introduce yourself and ask his name.
>The name's Ivan. Nice to finally meet you.

>>284558
Ask him about local job opportunities and politics surrounding us freaks.
We don't want to be the lazy bums we were back in rearing

>>284558
Ask him about himself. We don't have a lot of friends in this world. We could stand to make some

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>>284581
>Well I mean there is always job opportunities at the market. You could sell things, help out shopkeeps, or even go hunting for stuff they need.
>There are other jobs but I really doubt you have the skills for them, no offense.
>Politics-wise things have been going pretty swell. All of us here are treated as equals and life is going well.
[1/3]

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>Well except for the war. Both sides are still facing a lot of casualties and there's no clear end in sight. Not to mention that with that dastardly she-pirate, we are basically fighting on two fronts a lot of the time.
[2/3]

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>>284640
>Well I mean I haven't done much with my life yet. Me and the others got here today and they haven't even unpacked yet. Life in the underground was... rather boring after a while. I begun to pass the time by learning about history and cartography. I'm kind of hoping to pursue these interests. What about you? Do you have any interests or...?
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
[3/3]
That's all for tonight! And yay for story bits!

>>284849
Tell him "Well, I talked to a weapons salesman about weapons and stuff today so that's something, I guess."
Ask him how the other two are doing.
Also offer to help them unpack.

>>285310
Seconding this

>>285310
also tell him we began to learn the finer points of making conversation.

Alrighty, I'm here, getting to work right away.

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>>285310
>>286730
>>287590
You "carefully" sidestep around his question by ignoring it completely and start to talk about how you have begun to learn the finer points of conversation.
>Well that's good, it's never too late to learn I suppose!
You also mention the weapons salesman.
>You must mean Frederick! On the way here I had overheard several people discussing his work. It's supposed to be very good.
You ask about the other two.
>Ah, Doris and Claude, lovely fellows. Doris is the one with lots of eyes and Claude is the one... well he has a symbiote but he doesn't like to discuss it. They are both doing well, though Claude is always a bit nervous. I'm sure they'd love to meet you, though, I'm not sure when they'll be back.
You offer to help him unpack.
>No need, it's quite alright. I only have the one suitcase and it's more convenient to have everything together in case of an emergency.
Is this... conversing? You seem to be doing pretty well based on your limited judgement of two conversations!

>>288370
Ask what stuff we have here and if we have TV/books/music/porn. If we have none of those, ask about local attractions. We need to find interests somehow.

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>>288501
What stuff do we have here? Do we have TV?
>Uhh... tee... vee? I've never heard of i-
Books?
>Ah, yes, well I have plen-
Music?
>There's usually a pleasant tune on the radi-
Porn?
>!!!
>W-what the... someone with such life expectations has no room for.. for smut!
He looks rather annoyed now, but it slowly subsides as he remembers this is like your second conversation ever.
>Best keep that kind of thing to yourself, chap.
I guess books and music are your options if you are to not leave the house.

>>288667
Spend the rest of the day reading language books while listening to some classic music.

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>>288694
Do this, but when the rest arrive, engage in conversation.
Maybe they are less stuck up (remember not to tell Ivan he's stuck up)

>>288704
oh yea, and I made something.

>>288667
> Mind if we keep talking. I wish to get good at talk and you cool

Maybe practice talking with brother

>>288720
Yes, this one. Let's practice talking to our other head while we're studying.

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>>288704
Woah! An art! o3o Thanks! Love Rob's nose haha.

>>288694
>>288720
>>288746
You start to read as some crackly music plays in the background, but it's so hard to focus on this type of thing. Your vision fades in and out and you get a migraine every so often. You decide instead to talk to Rob.
...
...
...
Geez you can't even talk to yourself well.
What should you talk to him about?

>>288909
Ask him how he is doing.

>>288909
Play eye spy

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>>288924
You decide to talk to Rob. How are you feeling Rob?
>Well I mean I'm feeling pretty chartreuse. Pleased to see you're warming up to, well, other people.
You give a little smile in return. I guess this book must be working- you are just a Chatty Cathy now aren't you?
[1/2]

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>>289004
You decide to try and step up your conversation game by attempting to play an actual game.
You turn to Rob and get his attention.
Okay okay, I spy with my little eye... someone with many!
> . . .
[2/2]

And this is where I'll sign off for the night! It was fun, but I gotta go sleep.

I hope we receive some kind of benefit from being a hermit as a kid. So far it looks like it's only been a severe hinderance.

>>289167
"Oh, your Doris, right? I apologize for going into zen mode my entire childhood, I hope to learn more about you now that my silent phase has passed. I've already met Ivan, a bit stuck up huh?
No offense, but I have to ask where your clothes are. I understand that your condition may hinder your use in them, but I don't wanna appear rude or pervy. I do have to say by the way you look very nice today."

>>289222
Absolute clarity and enlightenment. .

>>289167
I'll take control of Rob.

He'll say "I sense that Doris has arrived. We should properly introduce ourselves to her, brother."

Rob has enhanced senses since he has spent the majority of his life with a blindfold on hence he's more used to using his other sense and the telepathic connection to his brother to sense the world around him. Plus he's the one with the malformed laser/ultravision eyes IIRC.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

roll to develop scat fetish

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>289818
Roll for something else

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>289818
Roll to develop a scat phobia.

Not gonna be on tonight. Should be ready to continue tomorrow

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>289818
Rolling to have a fetish for absolutely-normal people

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If dubs we get a hat

>>300779
I'll reroll for you.