>>269671
REPORTING FOR DUTY

hell yeah new bread hypu!! (great art btw)

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Here

>>269671
Warlord ready to war here.

sunbros ww@

Ave

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>>269671
the map
now I'll make the updates

Good. Opee is back

>>269712
but opee good' why you say opee bad

bad winged sun

>>269712
you're hurting my feelings, winged sun.

>>269715
Im on Phone ;-D

>>269712
>>269715
>>269718
Please guys, lets keep this civil

>>269689
sunbro right here chief

>>269709
didn't we discover some land last turn?

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turn 8 end!
The classical shamans attempted to make the holy spa a training ground for new adepts. However, they could not force the self-indulging shamans and warriors out of the promised resort!

Disgusted in their people's degeneracy, the classical shaman secluded themselves in their temples, training under the harsh sunlight all day long, until some of them finally rediscover magical secrets long lost.

The Bowtie embassy reported a demand for help building a wall. The classical shamans saw no reason to decline the proposal. the action now needs to be taken by the bowties.

>>269759
Where all of you really sure steve was a virgin when you send him off?

>>269759
oh hey. some progress

>>269759
aww I guess that was pretty obvious. well we should still try to find a place where the sun shamans can fit in so they can work together with the classical shamans.

@sunbros, you guys got any idea how to get them to work on something they'll be good at and still get something out of them?

>>269778
pfft. use them as human canonballs cuz they're so fat.

Or have them make big guy memes, meme magic is real after all

>>269772
he was. that's how we got wraith in the first place i think

>>269784
maybe steve is a holy spirit that would've been a fat classical shaman in this age. he's trying to help the classical shamans because he doesn't like how the fat shamans are behaving nowadays. is steve a spirit? can we commune with the steve spirit?

>>269793
or have the classical shamans use wraith to spook the lazies. Who kows, maybe we'll summon Steve's spirit with it

Rolled 90, 11, 14 = 115 (3d100)

Ratlands invasion!

first roll: attackers!
new tactics(20) + scouting bonus(+10) + troop quality (20) + attacking(-20) = +30

second roll: defenders!
hills (10) + defense: gunpowder(20) + troop quality (-10) + defending(20) + surprise factor(?) = +40?

third roll: surprise factor!
0-50: +0 defense
51-80: +30 defense
81-100: +50 defense

>>269798
Turn Steve into a holy martir and have the fat shamans aspire to live up to his image (or a more idealised image of him)

>>269798
don't think that would be wise we need to treat the fatties right and give them some job they would like.

>>269778
Again: we can take your fatties and turn them into Spartans if you wish

Just don't become irrelevant

>>269809
If you'd be willing to sent some trainers through our embassy and train them, sure.

>>269798
also I got an idea for communications maybe we should try to train hawks for swift communications and make birdkeepers that also double as shamans with possession magic. might give us intel quicker.

>>269806
Nice

>>269806
NOW WE ARE THE ONES THAT COME KNOCKING, RATS

>>269821
Could just imagine the Queen saying "I AM THE DANGER!"

>>269827
IMAGINE

>>269819
possessed animals always sound good

>>269839
would make us more intelligence based too. getting a peak in information gathering. would also make us able to respond to threats or calls for help faster.

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Ahh the good ole days

>>269851
when the bowties still liked you. no one understands us, we just want to be friends and share our fun with you guys

>>269846
"the sun signal! Quick! to the sunmobile!"

>>269860
but nobody wants to recieve the warmth of the sun. what a shame

>>269871
their loss.

but on the game side, what about our turn. for the first thing I hope the bowties will want to build the wall with us. and for the other actions. the hawks might be good. also maybe try to commune with spirits for wisdom?

>>269871
Who needs sunlight when they can have n o s k i n a n d s h u n t h e l i v i n g

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>>269806
To better prepare for his upcoming assault, the Marquis called the best engineers of the realm, and asked for tools to better see his opponents' movements. They came up with telescopes, built with Sun people glass.

Finally confident his preparations are complete, the Marquis led his trained, well equipped troops beyond the border, aiming for the closest cities to serve as campaign headquarters.

The rats were prepared, but the shift in tactics pummeled their confidence, as their shots bounced off the formations harmlessly. With ingenuous use of the terrain, the Marquis cut the ratreat of his opponents and massacred them by the thousands.
The cities did not resist long. They're ground-level houses surrounded by low stone walls, with a burrow complex beneath, that let the most influent rats leave the city unseen.

Hearing the news of the Marquis' great successes, the Queen herself went to New Septent with her skeletal host to see for herself. She officially rewarded the Marquis, a blessing any proper noble would die for.

>>269888
PROGRESS

>>269899
WE'VE GOT RATS IN OUR SOCIAL ORDER NOW

>>269880
yes. I hope the classical shamans get so butthurt they learn all the magics. Also we got giant mirrors to focus sunlight, maybe we could make a weapon out of that.

>>269906
sounds pretty good, I've got to go now so I'll leave the turn and memes in your hands for now

>>269909
No! The memes are to supreme for a one man team!

>>269899
I think we should use our action this turn to build the wall with the sunbros, and use our tech to learn from the rats about their society so we can better integrate them into ours

>>269915
I love you you glorious asshole but I need my beautysleep too you know, if you can't make a turn by yourself we'll be able to make one later hopefully.

>>269918
I'm also gettin sleepy. It's okay though, it's not like Opee has a whole day between updates or anythin

>>269928
We can sleep on our turn then, its what our nation would probably do too.

>>269916
Do you think we really could spend a tech to learn about rats?
I mean it's research, right?

>>269949
i think so?

>>269935
If the sun nation was properly emulated in gameplay, we wpuld have just slept through the entirw game only to wake up at the end to witness the ending and immediately taking a nap

>>269954
Well I suppose we could then!
Let's wait until all the turns are done to finalize anything.

>>269955
You would wake up and immediatly cause the lands to sink

>>269960
Sounds like a plan

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>>269888
The copper engineers have found a way to make a cart advance on its own using a steambot engine! but it only has an on/off lever. The first version didn't have the off option, either.

Guard towers were set on the beaches, but the country doesn't have the means to build more defenses as it is right now.

Though not in control of the area, the orcs have been raiding the western provinces all year long, hindering their recoveries.

>>269961
>ahh that was a nice nap, oh hey what does this button do

>>269972
>in our defence, that red button with a whirlpool could have meant anything

>>269961
Gotta live up to our name

>>269968
Oh boy, looks like Some orcs are still hanging around.

>>269968
Did we just make a steam powered car? Holy shit thats good.

>>269968
Jesus Christ
We made a steam car

>>269982
>laugh track
>freeze frame
>roll credits

Rolled 95, 1, 88 = 184 (3d100)

Ratlands invasion: treetards edition!

first roll: attackers!
troop quality (10) + attacking(-20) = -10

second roll: defenders!
defense: gunpowder(20) + troop quality (-10) + defending(20) + surprise factor(?) = +30?

third roll: surprise factor!
0-50: +0 defense
51-80: +30 defense
81-100: +50 defense

>>269989
You know what we must do now, steampunk everything!

>>270002
If you make something we could use to make saunas that would be awesome

>>270002
Absolutely
Also English accents chaps
We classy now

>>270009
I thought that was the bowties' shtick

>>269998
>Trees roll a 95 out of 100
>Rats crit fail defence roll
>Rats still get +80 for defence

Motherfucking rats man.

So coppers how about
Action:expand our farms and build more in the south east (we need our pop to grow)
Tech: steering for the cars

>>270021
We still need to deal with the orcs in the west. Thats whats crippling our population growth right now.

>>269998
I told them about The Improved Weapons.
I told 'em.

>>270021
>doesn't have means to build more defenses
>gets raided every year by orcs
wut

>>270034
Coppers still can't into walls.

>>270030
How about we raid and enslave them?

>>270063
I'm not sure how hard it be to keep a ork slave, better yet just send forces to exterminate as many as they can and to enslave any noncombatants (if those exist for orks)
Then instead of just adding steering for the carts improve the cart all around to add things needed for cars like steering amount of fuel left meter etc.

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>>269998
The elves improved their magical abilities. They learned uproot, which gives trees the ability to rise from the ground as ents. They only fight defensive battles, though.

The people of Elfland, fleet deprived, focused their violence on their rat neighbors with a grand, disorganized assault with no particular goal. The troublesome copper women were promised ownership of themselves if they volunteered in, everyone hoping they'd die quickly on the field.

The morale was very good, everyone eager to duke it out after the loss of their ships. The attackers were fierce and merciless.

The local rat guards were reinforced by the Litter's Little Helpers, their king's host of necromantic mages! Those fearsome death weavers were escorted by a troop of mice cossacks of the capital.

The cossacks came with a barrel of vintage cave brew, for them and the Helpers. The guards wanted some of it, but were refused.

In the night, a group of thievy guards attempted to steal the cossacks' brew. But well aware of their people's nature, the cossacks were taking turns watching the barrel! A brawl ensued, which escalated until someone got shot!

Then, complete chaos ensued. The nearby guards were startled awake, thinking the camp was under attack! Some started running away, then others followed, until the entire camp was running away, leaving only confused warlocks behind.

The warriors found only empty camps and undefended villages. No battle was fought.

turn 9 start! there will be an event next turn!

>>270086
The rats need to get it together

>>270100
Well that's what we're here for.

>>270129
We need to start distributing brandy to win the rat masses

>>270134
Do we even know of alcohol?

>>270142
no, but we could with our basic chemistry, maybe?

>>270086
>The Rats know death magic
ONLY OUR QUEEN CAN KNOW THAT
KILL ALL WARLOCKS

>>270152
NO ONE EXPECTS THE BOWTIE INQUISITION.
SACRIFICE THE HERETICS

>>270151
I think winning them over via non-consumable means would be better.
Maybe we'll learn a bit about how they tick once we study them.

Better idea for the orcs, instead of just sending in troops to deal with them they are ordered to completely expell them from the land so the western territory can be claimed for the coppers so the nation can be expanded.

>>270156
We wouldn't even know about it since we dont actually have contact with the treetribe and their warfront, same for the warlocks, i think?

>>270167
Yeah. I don't think The Tree tribe actually know any of that either, as far as they know they just hopped up to an empty camp.

>>270185
And now they've gotta deal with a bunch of free women, none of which died during the attack

hello sorry i haven't been here whats the plan

>>270243
We're currently at war with the rats, but tension between the queen and the sea which have also rissen when the queen reached lvl 7 death magic and became a lich.
We're trying to sorta integrate the conquered rats into our society, aswell as build a wall together with the sunbros against the sea

>>270270
so
Action:wall with sun
Tech:? any ideas

>>270288
We where thinking about using tech to learn from the rats to better integrate them into our society, if possible?

>>270288
Our Tech is going to be studying Rat Advancements and society.
They have some things that we don't, including gunpowder.

>>270288
Studying Rat's technology. Either that, or torture and interrogation devices. I'm fine with either.

Throwing out an idea for when the rest of the coppers come.

Action: Send forces to the west to deal with the orcs and to claim the land for the coppers.
Tech:??? Make use of our new steam carts somehow like adding crop harvesters to them or something?

>>270341
So something along the lines of having the rats teach us about themselfs and their tech, and in return they recieve the same rights as commoners?

Copypasta incoming treefags.

I propose we either:
1. expand spy networks more
2. Implement harsher discipline amongst women. By the way OP, do we not threaten to cut womens tongues anymore, or is that not harsh enough to keep them in line?
3. We have the largest population, so we are naturally prone to rebellion and internal divisions. The only way to deal with it in national interests at heart is to negotiate with the rebellious women. If they truly are unwilling to negotiate, they are traitors and must justifily be killed, but otherwise they are free to negotiate terms limited within our societal structure.
4. BUILD TREE WALL
5. REBUILD FLEET (FUCK YOU OP YOU FROG)
6. Magic aint happening boys, its a wasted effort that gives our enemies tech turn advantages. I'm telling you, we gotta secure our sea border.

And new suggestion:
7. Ent protectors on the interior can free up warriors on the exterior. SO we can do
> Elven entmasters==> domestic police protectors
> Human sailors, archers and boar riders==> army

>>270341
We will never need interrogation stuff.

>>270364
I'd rather we holocaust those fuckers and finally claim victory over our ancient enemy rather than make them our elves.

But I guess we'd gain more from integrating them. Establish a class of rat Engineers at Guard and Priest level and fully benefit from their expertise... But they'll have to wear bowties.

>>270430
When the sea witch and the fishmen attack, waterboarding won't even do the trick. We need some real brutal and radical shit. Also, don't be such a buzzkill, nigga.

>>270434
No, fuck your interrogation methods and genocidal bullshit.
We're making these rats into citizens because we're better than those rats ever were. We can stand on a pile of dead bodies and learn nothing, or make soldiers out of the sons of the bastards that killed our ancestors.

>>270459
That's exactly what the second paragraph adressed.

>>270391
After consulting this and our most recent turn, I can conclude our actions should be:
> Action: Rebuild fleet
> Culture: Adept male magicians use ent summoning as police and keep the peace inside the realm.

At least this can help calm down the womanfighting going on in the inside.

>>270469
I'm just very weary about doing this right. We've marched through two games trying to get this far, and we're just now taking our first steps into solving our issues.

>>270485
Get rat villagers and rat engineers. Also, whatever the fuck happened to the doctors? Healthcare will inevitably be an issue with the rats around. All aboard the black plague express.

>>270500
We had a chance to improve medicine, but searching for immortality tipped off The Queen.
We have promises to uphold to sun people and Rats to Naturalize right now.

>>270518
I wouldn't consider looking for immortality "medicine". Pretty sure that's magic. Was a dumb idea, anyway. Plus, now we have chemistry to aid us. Our next few turns will be spent dealing with the suns, interating rats and I'd sugest researching medicine, too. Hopefully world events don't target us so we have this going smoothly, but with our Sea Witch problem, I doubt it.

>>270536
I think more Rat Troops and Gunpowder will help us greatly with any sea witch problems.

As for medicine we should certainly research it when we're able!

>>270086
Are you gonna make an Anchor Post Opee?

Op pls

>>270391
Couldnt the Ents maintain peace and order and STOP teh wimmin from destroying us. Defensive only... I say we learn more magics and try to make them offensive...? end the cunt rebellion for good.
>To all players, suggestion
>We all team up against the sea, then the Rats.

>>270391
you said magic wouldnt work!!!
It got us Ents, I say we keep learning new magic and use the magic to re-enforce our city. make Treeland Great again.

Orrr tree wall. but with magic... WAIT
We could build a great tree wall and fill it with Ents, so if the wall comes down, the ents go and massacre the attackers!

>>271656
What if you just made the wall out of tree ents?

>>271656
Nigga that was copypasta. And magic we can definitely focus on but we ain't gonna magic shit if womyn be beating us.

Also, we can't trust just ents if womyn can also summon them given magic. We need to focus on ent summoning with men controlling the summoning.

>>271765
What if there are woman ents

>>271765
Shouldnt we search the villages and camps to see if we can find anything to learn the secrets to either necromagic or gunpowder?

>>271781
> he thinks trees have genders like people

>>272155
no, later, now we fix the state
ITS ABOUT DOMESTIC POLICY PEOPLE

sunbros where we at? still napping?

For our turn I suggest leaving the spa resorts for what they are, atleast for now.

I like the idea getting birdkeepers in all embassies and major cities for swift communication, as of now we have no quick way of reaching out to our embassies.

another action that someone came up with is giant mirrors for focussed sunlight. they could be used for praying and for harm.

other things we could focus includes:
- the overal quality of our common folk.
- banning the spa rights of the lazy shamans through the power of the classical shamans and warriors
- get some more architecture to fancy up the place.
- ward the (now being constructed) wall with wards
- commune with spirits for ideas, they could probably help us.
- if we're gonna focus on intel gathering we could use spirits to fly over the lands which would give us details what the other realms are up to. right now we know very little of what the others do in game, we only know the mayor points such as the war with the orcs because refugees tell us.

there's probably other good or better options but this was what I could think of for now.

>>272469
What about spa and holidays will be for most productive citizens?

>>272501
We can ban them from spa services if they don't work they get no spa

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Coppers Our turn is by majority

Tech: MEGA HARVESTER. Basically putting blades on the wheels and dramatically increases harvests and food production

Action: Invade the orc lands. Also capture orcs.

We move in a formation with shields and then crossbowmen. Lots of crossbows and ballistas.
The warriors from the warlords are in front and kneel for the crossbow engineers and our siege to just FUCK the orcs up. The maidens are also in front as they have the most armour and defensive tactics.


Embassy thing: Send a 2 trainers to the sun people to try turn their lazy faggot asses into spartans
Brutal training is a go.

>>271765
Nigga, good idea, make magic a man-only practice. Teach wimmin how to melee maybe? But our men's still use dem bows n shieeeet

>>272582
how do you add text in the draw thingy ?

>>272186
>>272155
Agreed, Buff Archer is correct. Focus on us for now, focus on them after a few turns of fixing shiet and getting control of the wimmin

>>272582
Sounds awesome, I'm in

>>272469
yo

>>272582
Sounds good.

>>272691
Yo how should we make our turn?

>>272871
well. world event's coming. we gotta figure out how to deal with our biggest current problem: lazy fatsos. and from what opee said in our last turn, its not only the shamans, but also the warriors. Most troubling. Only the classicals arebeing active right now so we need to use them. Either through their magic because its most likely the lazies are only pretending to have magic at this point or through the usage of the sun lens, may shining giant beams straight at the shamans? Hopefully this wont backfire and merely give them a sweet tan.

>>272922
We can try sure

>>272932
But which plan? Epic magic fight to ban all lazies from spas until they improve? Commune with spirits or the sun for a way to stop them? Sun lazer to fry their lazy asses? Poison their bath to cull the lazy?

>>272941
Civil Wars always an option

>>272582
capture orcs? then what? either we integrate them to our society which we shouldnt or turn them to slaves, which can bite us in the ass later

but I agree that we should make the MEGA HARVESTER and do something about those orcs

CAPTCHA: TRAINS!

>>272955
At this point it's unavoidable. Unless we have a common enemy that threatens both our lives and laziness.

Or the shamans would be too lazy to go to war, eh

Lol at everyone trying to be multiethnic societies like tree nation.

>>272963
Do you want us to sparta train your shamans? you can get discipline and we can have an agreement that you can be our ally army (from the battle tactics that we teach you) in case of emergencies?

>>272967
>>272958
prometheum here btw

>>272958
Illegal experiments
Inhuman abominations
Golems

The usual.
We arent integrating shit.
The orcs will die

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>>272973
STEAM ORC

>>272973
The last two we dont know how to do, the first well we could just get criminals. I just want to throw them in the mines since its looking like were gonna be using lots of coal in the future.
>>272981
THE ULTIMATE SOLDIER

>>272967
well, communication do cost zero actions. So maybe we'll try asking first this turn.

What do you think, other sunbros?

>>272582
Let's do this, I'm in too

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>>272985
im scared of an orc uprising though

ORC OF THE FUTURE, TODAY!

>>273008
>orcnet
>orcs from the future send back orcterminators to kill sarah copper, mother of john copper, leader of the human resistance

>>273012
>orcterminator
>We need to send back kyle Trees to protect sarah copper

Coppers I really fucking think we should get monocles next turn.
We need culture...and better clothes

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>>273029

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>>273047
Funny thing coming from inbred retards

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>>273058
Funny thing coming from the asians who couldnt figure out how to make trains.
Fucking Emo too

>>273058
> uses memes as arguments
go back and sudoku yourselves emo samurai steamfags

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>>273088
o shit whaddup

Seriously though, so what is our choice right now?
Focus on building the wall and use bonus action to fix diplomatic relations? orrr mag>>273058
ic and stronger military police force.

>>273087
kek, here we are industrialising our nation with literal cars while you guys are still in your forest dealing with women that had enough of you. Also we weren't making a train that turn we were making the engine better and we just so happened to get the steam car.

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>>273106
still in our forest with YOUR women lol

>>273123
Most of which escaped and are training your rebellion. You need to get your prioritys in order.

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>>273132
the ones that didnt escape got a nice taste of my tree, if you catch my driftwood

>>273132
> Spent last few turns fighting each other for stupid reasons
> Tells us that we need to focus on potential social conflict
> Thinks leftover village women who didn't fight with the warrior women can train a succesful rebellion

>>273150
>Golden maidens
>Village women
pick one

>pro tip
>>They aren't village women...

>>273150
Wasn't for stupid reasons as in the end we still dealt with all the hostilities between clans thus cementing the nations security by working together like were about to do to the orcs again.

>>273172
>again
>meaning you failed the first time
>failures

>>273179
>Trees dont know the difference between repelling an attack and invading and enslaving a hostile land

>>273184
wait. eventually wont we have to team up to kill the bowties and their queen?

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>>273162

>>273201
TOP KEK MEME
I elect you the Meme lord of the Trees

>>273058
>Steals Someone else's memes
>Uses them as propaganda
This is North Korea levels of sad

>>273210
What do you expect, its their token autist posting all these memes.

>>273214
Ohhhh snaaap

>>273216
>>273214
Arre my posts getting through? Doesn't seem like it friendos

>>273218
Well I see this post.
Might just be some sort of weird lag, it happens to me sometimes.

>>273192
Bigger threat is the witch that you know... SINKS ENTIRE CONTINENTS. Besides its more of dickwaving contest between us and the bowties than any actual hostilities.

>>273192
>>273220
the maidens are after tree blood though

>>273224
I know that, I wouldn't help them either since they felt the need to raid one of our members while we were busy with the green hoard.

>>273220
>>273224
We should hope that The Trees do something about the water witch seducing their elves.
We could all end out fighting Trees in a mass horde all over again because an outer force is telling them to.

Look at all this history repeating itself.

>>273231
wasn't in the tribal phase, I hope there's like an archive or album about it, this has to be one of the most entertaining things I've seen in 4chan

>>273229
speaking of which, I think it's high time we give the maidens their own turn, maybe the next round, its usually us the warlords or the engineers benefitting so far

>>269671
Hey Opee
I don't see any kind of Anchor Post or anything like that so here's Bowties Turn just in case.

Tech: Study up on Rats, let's spend time getting to know them as a people, and what technological advancements they've made over us.

Action: Help The Suns build a wall against the water's edge.I don't know how low our rat wall goes, but if we could hook it up to that, then that would be great. That way we can have Bowties manning the whole of it.

>>272990
Sending us trainers would be good if we make the deal between the warriors/classicals and coppers. We'd make bootcamps or something.
Also maybe we should make a council that includes 3 people of each part of our realm, so classicals, sunshamans, warriors, and the common people.

Buff Elven Archer, make our turn for us, I will do next turn

>>273096
>>272155
Culture: Elves + Ent police
Action: Rebuild fleet

>>273256
Well usually they're the ones making all the tech and military advancements, and that's all you've been developing for quite some time.

I'm not in your nation or anything, but I'd prevent coppers from stealing your tech in one way or another.

Though they don't seem like they wanna focus on industrializing.

Maybe you should centralize.

>>273256
Its mainly the engineers getting the tech, once we conquer the orcs I want it to be a shared neutral lands between the clans that helped with the invasion. I was thinking next turn we could introduce capitalism and have the engineers start selling their steam engines like the crop harvesters and the steamers so the everyone else could benefit from all this technolgy. Only sells to us though no other nations get them so we can preserve our tech for just the coppers.

>>273274
So everyone but The Maidens?

>>273274
No love for the suns? We'd love to have steam engines for saunas.

>>273277
>>273274
yeaaaah, I feel like the maidens have been getting the short end of the copper stick, plus the fact that if the mermaids fucks around their islands gonna be targeted/affected

maybe make the orclands some kind of free for all area where we can hold the festivals which can start the more unity proccess?

>>273273
The problem is centralizing is hard without bloodshed, both china and japan, which are warring states, went through bloody wars just to unite them as seen in qin empire and the never ending backstabbing of Japan, though I do think channeling the dickwaving tendencies of copper warlords into something else like capitalism, competitions or outward conquest could work, or maybe a godless religion (a sect of budhism after all is a way of life and they dont have a God)

>>273267
We gotta make the shamans unlazy first for them to participate in anyrhing.
So our turn:
-commune with spirits and the sun for ideas
-use possessed birds for intel
-embassy action: ask coppers for a deal in training lazy fatsos

This good? But I wonder if the wall building with the bowties need to ba a mutual action feom both sides. Plus I hope none of these overlaps as were only allowed 2 culture actions

>>273292
Maybe you all should just cut off ties with The Maidens and The Elven Feminist/Golden Maiden union will become a new tiny nationality of reverse tree people along The Tree Boarder.

>>273277
>>273292
wait she's right, we maidens have done numerous things for you and we almost never get things back, we still have maidens in the lands of elves and treetards and we are hungry for our revenge, the trees don' have a fleet anymore so if we want to strike we have to strike now!

>>273293
Do you need to help us build the wall or are we just supposed to give half our turn to you?

>>273300
Well if you look at it this way, Trees are onlygoing to get more powerful in Tree Magic and more defensive with every turn. Eventually they will overtake The Rebels if Opee isn't secretly doing turns for The NPCs

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>>273297
can't, they have our mines

>>273293
>commmune with sun
pic related

>>273300
do you wanna switch the steam car to an action of yours? the steam carrs gonna up resources anyways cause of its ability to transport stuff

>>273293
You guys still have not lazy shamans and warriors right? Why not just kidnap them and send them to a surprise boot camp since it seems their adamant against leaving the lazy way of life.
>>273300
Technically the current actions are just involving the warlords and engineers, so since you're a separate entity from us you should be able to raid them outside the copper main turn as your own little action I think.

>>273301
I mean like in the island days. Any action that has any two nations in them needs both teams to use an action.

>>273311
Well yeah, do you think Opee will end out halving our efforts if we don't get help?

>>273311
>the action now needs to be taken by the bowties.
The last turn makes it sound like it just needs to be the bowties

>>273310
lol I Wish, we are good in defense and shitty in offense so yeah, also we don't know where our maidens are... but we can send spies to them and rebel the woman against the men, while promising a world where women are more important than men

>>273326
>more important
as important*

don't go full tumblr on me now golden senpai, I still respect you

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>>273329
>as important
more important

>>273326
You most likely know about the rebellion, so in theory you could send maidens to start supplying them and to train them to use what you're giving them. Or just pull a underground railroad and smuggle them out.

>>273323
>>273321
Yeah, it does seem like that when Opee phrased it like that. But we need to be careful. Maybe one of our actions should be changed to build wall with you guy and ward it. With wards.

>>273338
The Shiny Wall we'll call it.

>>273342
If we develop lasers using the giant mirrors we'll put them on there too. SO WE CAN BURN THE SEA

>>273350
GENIUS

>>273336
riiiiight, assuming we don't integrate and all later on, but they don't have to know that

what are you think off though assuming we do a turn as you wish? if you want to discuss privately we can go to steam

>>273293
Yeah just phrase it right with the intel. Birdkeepers and shit. Commune with spirits is a good idea too.

As for the wall. If you look at the last turn for bowties the action is only on their part. Probably because of the embassies.

>>273376
We also need to ward the walls though...oh the choicess

>>273377
Warding walls can come later though

>>273381
It's just that it seems like a dick move to ask the bowties for a collab wall and then let them build it all.

>>273385
If we tell them that we'll man and ward the wall afterwards they'll understand we can man their part of the wall too that would be a good gesture.

Put the sunshamans on there its a lazy job that just needs a bit of watching

>>273395
The only way we'll get them on there is if we put bath tubs on the wall lmao

>>273401
We'll find a way but we can promise this to the bowties out of good will.

We share the harvesters because its not military tech btw

>>273412
Actually once Opee comes around we could ask him if the engineers already share non military tech like the harvesters so we know if we need to use a turn to spread it around.

>>273406
So replace communication action with telling bowties that we'll ward the wall with our wards and hopefully any new magic?

>>273361
oh I don't know, I'm not the best civ player but if we want to start a rebellion we need to do it very carefully, didn't we have some woman refugees from the elves? we can use for spies since maidens can be spotted quite easily i guess

>>273418
Telling them uses no action because it'll go through the embassies

>>273418
Also we'll guard the walls both on our part and their part and we'll also put wards on all parts of their walls and our walls. This all out of good will.

>>273426
>>273430
oh yeah, since embassies cost no action. can we use it to communicate with everywhere that has ohr embassies in them

>>273385
>>273395
Wait, why would we want Suns manning our walls?
I can understand the good will out of it, but it would be better to have something that doesn't involve us having to trust each other to watch over whole nations, because one mess up could cause a lot of disruption between the states.

Honestly I'd much rather you guys cut off communications with Rats instead.

>>273434
Yes without it costing an action

>>273455
How do you feel about our wards then? Would you want that?

>>273463
well, as >>273455 said, let's hold off manning the walls and just put wards on it nexxt turn if it's okay between nations

>>273465
I doubt it right now, the only wall we have is on the boarder of rat territory, and in the recent conquest it's not even on our boarder anymore.

Did we get any indication that this wall crosses both our sea boarders or just The Suns?

>>273470
Yeah i understand their concern wards would be a neutral thing and be a kind gesture as well. im not thinking too clearly right now because of a headwound

>>273477
Alright, fess up m8. Ya wrestle naked too hard didnt you

>>273479
Wrestled with a hot long pole of 3m. It did not end well

anyone wants to start an alliance against the fuckcing elfs?

>>273482
my condolences

>>273484
Sir "If you're an elf kill yourself" anonymous

>>273482
>>273486
Oh, I got it.
How about you teach us how to grow rice?

>>273526
oh yeah. you can even eat it with kelp

>>273526
We can teach you that im okay with that. All because of good will. Just the others of the sun will have to agree

>>273537
Im okay with it

>>273535
>>273537
Awesome, maybe we can catch up in The Population Race if we get more food sources.

Finally, we'll all be eating rice rolled up in kelp.

>>273484
literally who

>>273546
We're gonna have good relations again. We love helping others

>>273551
Top Kek, "Alliance against the Elfs" let's see how this bullshit turns out

Wait, guys. There's a world event next turn so there is no recap post

>>273635
I thought World Event Next Turn meant that we'd send in our turns, then once they're over a world event happens.

>>273641
and here I thought next turn means the turn after opee. Homestly Im just trying to explain whe therr was no anchor

>>273649
Opee probably just went to sleep and forgot.

>>273641
You are correct, we will probably all be getting butt-fucked next turn

>>273678
Not if we build this wall!
It's like a double strength Event Condom for Water Attacks.

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pizza: consumed
oh snap I forgot the recap anchor post
where are the recaps

>>273716
Hi Opee.

Bowties right here: >>273257

>>273716
ayy opee. can we use embassies to communicate with more than one nation per turn?

>>273716
>>272582
Opee do the engineers already share the agricultural tech?

>>273716
>>273270

>>273725
yes but you can't relay messages from one country to another for free.

>>273731
as long as it involves complex machineries: no. If the warlords and maiden had less things to worry about they might consider buying some from them.

>>273716
Ah well here is sun turn i guess.
-Use possessed birds for communication and intel gathering all over da lands.
-Commume with the spirits and the the sun for some guidance
Communication:
-Ask coppers if they're willing to train lazies back into shape
-Tell bowties that we can share with them how to grow rice for the help with the wall

>>273678
Maybe we should transition our society into turning slaves/indentured servants into our currency instead of womyns since the womyn are so hard to subject

>>273764
Also birds mean: birdkeepers in all embassies and big towns/cities. For fast info traveling and they also use the hawks for scouting over the lands for info. Opee please use this for the bird option.

>>273779
Inb4 the birds get lazy and spent all their time in the spa

>>273770
Then we teach wimmins to do other stuffs?

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>>273722
turn 9 end!
Doctors took interest in the rat people's ways and customs. It seems they are a nervous and twitchy kind from birth, always ready to fight or flee whenever they're talked to. They mostly obey out of fear of their superiors. Their mind is no slower than humans, though, and they have good knowledge of chemistry and their own bodies. Their wizards wield dark magic since the dawn of time.
Unless they are lying, it seems none of the rats in the captured towns have any scientific value.

A coastal wall has been built, with manpower support from the southern allies. The quartermasters complained the Sun workers were a lazy bunch, and that it was more contagious than plague. The wall will be done in two turns and consumes a lot of resources and manpower.

The rats only dared the smallest skirmishes and scouting operations this year, their courage dimmed by the presence of the Queen herself, residing in New Septent's new church.

>>273875
>Two Turns to complete
Guhhh, we haven't even got our rive yet.

>>273883
Rice*

>>273883
We're sorry for the fact that we gave you sun shamans for the building. We shouldve specified which people we would send. We will give you the rice. Maybe install more spas in your land if you want. We're very sorry.

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>>273875
A network of messenger birds was established between embassies. Controlled birds bring letters wherever they need to faster than any man, and the receiving end can immediately answer to the bird, controlled by a classical shaman.
This required a classical shaman to be sent to each embassy for contact, though, which is not pleasing the Queen's inquisition at all.

The classical shamans persevered in their sun communions, but nothing has dawned upon them yet.

A warlord traveled south in a journey of self-discovery after the horrible things the orcs had done to him and his family. When he seeked the wise councils of the Wise-Men of South, he was disgusted to find lusty lardasses dipping in boiling ponds all day. He went to the nearest temple of the sun, and in a dramatic tone, introduced himself to the more sane shamans. He expressed his disgust, said he was going home, and that if they wanted to send the fat men to his place, he'd make them real men.
The shamans didn't really believe he'd manage to make anything out of those guys, but sent a troop of loafing shamans with him anyway. They'll come back next turn.

A wall is being built north, on the seafront, with the help of the eastern Bowtie allies. The bowties feel a bit out of place in the evening at the bathhouses, how prude!

>>273940
Goddamn, you can just imagine the look of disgusted disappointment on that warlord's face

>>273874
>>273770
I can agree to this, but I think to make the change gradual we can start with foreign women and their offspring to be slaves. Slowly replace a gap in the social ladder, and redefine who's significant in terms of where you're from (i.e. elfland women > foreign born women)

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guys I think I'm gonna stop halfway through this update

all this coughing and wheezing makes me feel funny

see you later

>>273986
Bye, get well soon

>>273984
So, further develope our social heirarchy
>>273986
Noooo Opee! Feel better soon! ..... Come back later please....

>>273986
Okay. See you later, Opee. Hope you get better soon.

>>273986
get well soon opee you lesbian frog

>>273965
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEcRZFZERCg

>>273986
> he doesn't post his turns all at once
no wonder this quest is full of trolls and manchildren, theres no order

>>274010
We used to do like 2-3 turns a day at some points during The Tribal Era, but Opee has been sick and busy through the whole of this season.

>>274010
>trolls and manchildren
wat

>>273940
Tfw we're doing everything wrong. We need to get our shit together.

>>274010
Hope you aren't referring to me? I have tried to come up with serious Ideas.

>>274098
Further sun communion is needed. Cant be a quitter now. We should look into how to use our giant focusing lens for more things, like burning things from afar. Oh and send rice over to the bowties. Unless rice counts among the "massive amount of resources and manpower", then we send them knowledge pn how to grow rice, or general agriculture

>>274010
Well, at least the turns for all teams that matter were posted.

>>274140
Agreed but I don't want our lazyness becoming a problem for the bowties who wantedcto help us with the wall. That's pretty bad. We've send a classical shaman to their embassy. Maybe remove it from their country since the queen complained about it. We need to stay nice to the bowties.

>>274204
yes. The embassy in the bowtieland should stay an old style embassy. We gotta recall the shaman from there.

Unless their queen wants the whole thing gone. Then eh, such is life-

>>274218
If it would help us remain on good terms we should totally so that. Bowties have always treated us right.

>>274189
You so right

Coppers dont even matter
Which means the sea witch won't think anything of us which is cool.
We can then just do nothing this whole game like the sun people.

>>274248
Dont let the sun shamans sent there for training infect you with the lazy.

>>274279
They'll either come back as hardworking men or completely broken. Lets hope its the former.

>>274289
If they're broken at least we know they're a lost cause and can start the culling

>>274279
Its fine.
We behind on turns so yeah.
It literally takes us a 48 hours to make a turn so we done

>>274301
Agreed

NYUHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG Tree's win the game anyway.

>>274309
>>274289
well since its come to this, what are we gonna do about the inventions not spreading?

>>274301
Finally back at a computer so I can actually focus on this more.
We should really pull back our posessed eagle from the bowties. we can still use normal eagles for swift communication as this is also helpful for the bowties.
our most focussed problem right now are the sun shamans. we've send some sun shamans towards the coppers but we'll still need to make the rest working again. we've tried things nice and that didn't work so maybe we should just go hard on them now.

>>277052
To be fair if the shamans sent out to be trained come back disciplined then we can have them train the other lazy ones we have

>>277055
yeah if that works we'll do that if the coppers are up to that.

>>277057
Trial by wrestling, have the non lazy shamans wrestle the lazy ones into submission