>>266424
>Research tech
research ballistics so we can improve our military defenses and weaponry

>>266424
>>Research Tech

Looks like Research wins.

Select from the following...

>Research Industry
>Research Infantry Weapons
>Research Land Vehicles
>Research Aerial Vehicles
>Research Navy
>Research a Race
>Research Propaganda
>Write-In

>>266462
Propaganda

>>266462
>>Research Industry

>>266462
Industry

>>266462
industry
then we can produce weapons faster, even though i want muh tank tech

Roll me a 1d20+4 for this.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>266484

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>266484

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>266484

>>266497
19+4=23
Great Success!

You spend a good while experimenting with cogs and wheels, and you create a machine part that should reduce stress and increase the speed of production further.
Industry: Modernized

It was rather short, and quite easy to do for someone of your intelligence... Select one more action.
Actions
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm, you are beginning to run low on Political Theory books.
>Research Tech
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Study Lycanthrope and Dragonblood Mutagen. (Alchemy)
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country. You currently have a claim on the Warsaw Pact.(Tactics)
>Send for more concubines! Now that the nobility are dissolved, you keep your concubines indefinitely. (Free Action)
>Recruit some soldiers!
>Go sleep with your wife.
>Write-In

>>266506
>Research Tech

>>266506
>>Reform the Economy again...
>>266506

>>266506
>Research Tech

>>266506
>Research Tech

Looks like Tech wins...
>Research Industry (Hard)
>Research Infantry Weapons
>Research Land Vehicles
>Research Aerial Vehicles
>Research Navy
>Research a Race
>Research Propaganda
>Write-In

>>266549
>Research Land Vehicles

>>266549
>Research Land Vehicles

>>266549
>Research Land Vehicles

Select which one to research...

>Mechanized Transportation
>Light Tanks
>Medium Tanks
>Heavy Tanks
>Super-Heavy Tanks
>Artillery

Please specify who will use it, such as Lycanthropes, Half-Dragons, etc...

>>266561
Half-dragons Medium tanks!
versatile and a good addition to our current military

>>266561
>>Light Tanks
human

>>266561
>>Light Tanks
Human

>>266561
>>Super-Heavy Tanks

don't forget that half-dragons are the slowest troops atm, if i read op's posts correctly

>>266561
>Medium Tanks
Half dragon

Ending voting in about ten minutes
>>266590
true this

>>266590
so why arent we doin Mechanized Transportation for Half-Dragons

>>266613
medium tanks can be fitted with external handlebars for transporting a squad

>>266618
adding: actually any tank can be, but i figured in battle most infantry can just jump on the tank and tag along until next scene of fight. very common tactic in ww2

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=Light Tanks
2=Half Dragon Medium Tanks

>>266645
roll me a 1d20+4 pls

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>266650
tanking

>>266652
16+4=20
Good Success!

You create a rather large, medium armored tank. It is capable of using half-dragon soldiers, and in addition can carry most infantry with the handlebars on the exterior. It uses a 65mm cannon and two Kg m40 machine guns... It also has a few specialties you can put into the design...

Choose Two
>Fire Rune on the Cannon for incendiary shells of any type.
>Wind Rune on the treads to faster.
>Wind Rune on the cannon to penetrate better. (can over penetrate!)
>Ice Rune on the armor to provide addition armor, so you can have armor on your armor.
>Ice rune on the Cannon to create a suddenly expanding ball of ice. Extremely AP.
>Shield Rune to give a chance that projectiles reflect off.
>Flamethrower
>Heavy Grenade Launcher

Also, please name what you are going to call this design...
>Renanzer I-A
>Neumark Mk1
>R-10
>Write-In

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>266650

>>266685
>Shield Rune to give a chance that projectiles reflect off.

>Fire Rune on the Cannon for incendiary shells of any type.

>>266685
>Ice rune on the Cannon to create a suddenly expanding ball of ice. Extremely AP.
>Shield Rune to give a chance that projectiles reflect off.

>>266685
>Ice rune on the Cannon to create a suddenly expanding ball of ice. Extremely AP.
>Shield Rune to give a chance that projectiles reflect off.

>>266685
Shield rune and cannon ice rune

Looks like Shield and Ice runes wins.

Now please tell me what your going to name this tank series.
>Renanzer I-A
>Neumark Mk1
>R-10
>Write-In
(Don't you love being arrogant and naming things after yourself?)

>>266685
>Ice rune on the Cannon to create a suddenly expanding ball of ice. Extremely AP.
>Shield Rune to give a chance that projectiles reflect off.

i name it: Drakken Mk1

can we add runes to all our tanks, mortars and big guns?

>>266711
Only recently made ones... Also, other nations also have Runesmithed equipment, and this stuff could fall easily into the hands of rebels.

>>266708
Med Glacial Dragon tank Mk1

Ending voting in about ten minutes.

>>266708
Drakken Mk1

>>266719
This

>>266732
changed to this>>266719

>>266717
i noticed the helsinki is misstypoed in the archive as helinski, also update in archives when?

>>266719
MGDT mk1 for short is my vote

>>266746
Soon anon, soon.

Looks like Glacial Dragon Mk1 wins
(Cut out a few words so it'll take up less space, full name will remain the Med Glacial Dragon Tank.)

You decide to name it Glacial Dragon, and you continue finishing up the design...
Glacial Dragon Medium Tank
Bonuses: Semi-Amphibious, Ice and Shield Runes, Handlebars, and finally Fast Moving.
Flaws: Back is heavily Unarmored.

With that over, you find that one of your servants waits for you outside.
"Sir, the Dwarven Diplomat wants to speak to you."
"About what?"
"Well, apparently about their newly established fortress..."
He takes out a piece of paper with a hastily written note on it.
"...Called Gallianthalls."
"Interesting name... I'm actually slightly tempted to try and raid for money."
Actions
>Go to the Dwarven Diplomat.
>Nah... You'd rather do something else.
>You know... You could attempt to raid their fortress. You do like gold, after all.

>>266757
>Go to the Dwarven Diplomat.
I want to raid but I feel we'd get wrecked by dwarf fortress traps.

>>266757
>Go to the Dwarven Diplomat.

>>266757
>>Go to the Dwarven Diplomat.

>>266757
>>Go to the Dwarven Diplomat.

>>266757
>>Go to the Dwarven Diplomat.

"Fine, I will go talk to the diplomat."
You walk to the throne room, and see a small stout dwarf in the middle of it.
"Aye, my king! We have an urgent quest for ya!"
"What is it, dwarf?"
"We awakened an' ancient evil! Or that's what the old bastard back at the inn says. Apparently within the caverns lies a..."
...
...
"Don't leave me hanging, dwarf."/
"A..."
...
...
"DWARF!
"You have no sense of dramatic suspense, do ya' now?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Well, we're afraid we found... A DROW!
"A... Drow? Was it female?"
"Renexizious, now is not the time to be thinkin' about wenches! Though, I like your thinkin' head. We honestly don't know, all them Urist-ears look the same.
Actions
>Fine, you will investigate this, as their sovereign.
>Nah, you'd rather not.
>Whelp, this could be interesting... Send someone else in your stead however.

>>266767
>Whelp, this could be interesting... Send someone else in your stead however.

>>266767
>>Fine, you will investigate this, as their sovereign.
I would send one of our sons, but drow are poisonous, and we only have so many sons.

>>266767
>Fine, you will investigate this, as their sovereign.
Allying with the drows,anyone?

>>266767
>>Fine, you will investigate this, as their sovereign.

>>266767
>>Fine, you will investigate this, as their sovereign.

lets demand metals and precious stones from the dwarfs every month/week or they can choose to help build a mining industry that we will control. either way this would allow us to get a boost to our industry.

>>266779
yup, let's do it for the profits! and possible wenches

>>266775
Nah. They'll just backstab us, so it's important to backstab them first.

>>266770
Send claw... he's better suited for caves

>>266782
Of course. "allying" with the drows,until they drop their guard.

>>266767
>Whelp, this could be interesting... Send someone else in your stead however.

Going to wait ten more minutes.
>>266784
In a sense, he's much smaller then you and can sneak like a motherfucker in caves.

So what's all happened since we beat that sniper dude?

>>266767
>>266777
Changing to going along with Claw

Looks like sending someone in your stead wins...
Who to send?
>Svana, she might get along better with underground people. Or convert them. Or declare a crusade.
>Charlemagne, he'll work his barbarian charms on them!
>Claw, the unsocial bastard he is, he is a cute doggo none the less.
>Revenaris, he needs to get out of the lair more often.
>Maria, she might get along better with a matriarchal society.
>Julius, he is kinda smart after all.
>Write-In

>>266796
We annexed France, politically supported Germany, fought and captured another dragon, seized power from the nobles, and are currently planning to invade Ukraine.

>>266813
>Revenaris, he needs to get out of the lair more often.

>>266813

Claw.

> meat shield

>>266813
>Claw, the unsocial bastard he is, he is a cute doggo none the less.

>>266813
>Revenaris, he needs to get out of the lair more often.

>>266813
>>Claw, the unsocial bastard he is, he is a cute doggo none the less.

Looks like Claw wins.
"Fine, I will send an agent in my stead however... His name is Claw. I would recommend being careful around him."
"What? Why, m'lord?"
"He makes people... Uncomfortable."

Shifting to Claw's PoV

You are Claw, and Renexizious has just sent you to get something done, sending a funny dwarf to you.
"Oi, laddie? Are you listening to me? We gotta move out at once!'
"Huh? Sure, alright."

You shift into Wolf form and in a matter of hours you arrive at Gallianthalls, and are let inside the fortress. It looks quite similar to the last one, and eventually the Dwarf points towards a stone staircase going down.
"Alright laddie, this is where the caverns are."
"Alright... How will I find the Drow?
He shrugs his shoulders.

After two hours of climbing down the staircase, you get to the bottom, and thanks to your night vision, you see easily in the caverns...
Actions
>Attempt to yell out for the Drow. You are a friendly wolf-guy!(Charisma)
>Attempt to find the Drow using your agility. (Agility)
>Attempt to find the Drow via guessing.. (Intelligence)

>>266862
>Attempt to find the Drow using your agility. (Agility)

>>266862
>>Attempt to find the Drow using your agility. (Agility)

>>266862
>Attempt to yell out for the Drow. You are a friendly wolf-guy!(Charisma)

>>266862
>Attempt to find the Drow using your agility. (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for agility

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>266891

Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>266891

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>266891

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>266891
captcha was road signs: all saying stop

>>266899
14+7=21
Great Success!

You sneak along the ground, sniffing for wherever the drow might be at... Eventually, you pick up a scent, and you slowly sneak up behind them... You sneak up behind them, and it seems they are looking towards where you came from... He is wearing some sort of plate armor, with two obsidian swords.
Actions
>Sneak up, and nom him. (Agility)
>Grab him by the neck and interrogate him. (Agility)
>See if you can follow him back where he came from... (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In

>>266929
>>Grab him by the neck and interrogate him. (Agility)

>>266929
>Grab him by the neck and interrogate him. (Agility)

>>266929
>Grab him by the neck and interrogate him. (Agility)

>>266933
This.
Then nom. Don/t tell him that though.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for interrogation

Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>266943

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>266943
cute doggo suddenly not cute!

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

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>>266951
rip, the stop signs were right

writing

>>266958
I'm firmly convinced at this point that this board's dice are cursed. What the hell is up with all these ones?

>>266967
the dice waits, luring people with false security

then it strikes one a true number of the beast

>>266951
1+7=8

Critical Failure

You sneak up behind him, and next thing you know, he's hit you with the pommel of his sword.
Son of a bitch, is this becoming a trend?
You wake up with your (claws) tied, and him holding one of his swords at your throat.
"Who are you?" he says in surprisingly fine Norwegian.
Actions
>Hey, he didn't bind your mouth... Nom time? Nom time. (Agility, HARD)
>Channel your social-awkwardness. (Charisma)
>Ask who he is. (Charisma)
>Attempt to break out of the bindings. (Body)
>Write-In

>>266975
>Spill your spaghetti so hard he lets you out out of pity

>>266975
>Channel your social-awkwardness. (Charisma)
channel the dice luck back at him

>>266975
>Ask who he is. (Charisma)

>>266975
I love how claw keeps on getting captured no matter what. The universe is against him, and his face.

Roll me a 1d20+1 for how badly you screw up.

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>266984

Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>266984

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>266986
11+1=12
Border Check

Roll me a 1d20, and I will roll a 1d20.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>267001

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>266984

>>267004
tragedy strikes again.

>>267004
14 vs 15

Borderline Failure!

"Uh... Who are you?"
"I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!"
His sword slightly goes further against your neck. Shit. You decide to ask a follow-up question
"Y-You... You too?"
"What does that even mean?!"
Actions
>He's slightly closer... Work your eating magic. (Agility)
>Attempt to calm him(Charisma)
>Attempt to break out of the bindings. (Body)
>Write-In

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>267018
whoops, forgot the roll.

>>267022
>>Attempt to break out of the bindings. (Body)
We can break these cuffs!

>>267022
>>He's slightly closer... Work your eating magic. (Agility)

>>267025
seconding

>>267022
Attempt to calm him(Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+6 to break those cuffs!

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>267039

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>267039

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>267039
Autistic Rage!

>>267046
rip Claw

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>267039

>>267046
What the fuck? Am I going to be struck by lightning now?

>>267046
Wew lad

>>267046
second strike

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>267039

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>>267046
The curse of the nat one strikes again!

1+6=7
Critical Failure!

You attempt to break the bindings... Only for him to stab you in the arm.
You whimper in pain, and he demands to know your name, pressing up to your face, intimidating you (slightly)
Actions
>Tell him your name! (Charisma)
>He's in your face, faces eat people. Eat person. (Body)
>Fuck this guy, you'll attempt to break those cuffs no matter what! (Body, VERY HARD)
HP: 6500

>>266951
>>267023
>>267046
>1
>2
>1
Anon please

>>267062
late huh. damn.

>>267062
>He's in your face, faces eat people. Eat person. (Body)

>>267062
>He's in your face, faces eat people. Eat person. (Body)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for nomming the Drow.

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267092

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267092

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>>267096

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>>267096

Rolled 5, 1 + 7 = 13 (2d6 + 7)

>>267096
God fucking dammit. We need a spaghettimancer version of Barbaric for Claw, because that ability is essential with this board's dice

>>267092
Barbaric?

>>267096
Top fucking kek

Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267102
Wrong dice

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>>267102
>>267096
Is that... Two ones?
The end times are confirmed, gents.

>>267103
we're gonna get claw killed if we don't

>>267103
You can't use barbaric, that's a mutation for Renexizious only.

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>>267096
captcha: roadsigns saying "do not"

>>267114
R.I.P. claw

>>267107
>. Two ones?
no it isnt he used a 2d6

>>267096
1
>>267102
Stop trying to jew me, it's a fucking 2d6.

You open your mouth and take a deep breathe, and slam it shut on the Drow's left hand, devouring it. He cries out in pain and anger, and brings his sword coming down on your neck... If you don't act fast enough, you might be killed or severely injured...
Actions.
>Fuck it, BESERKER MODE! EAT THE DROW! (Body, Unlocks Unique Mutation at next level up.)
>Headbutt him! (Body)
>Attempt to dodge! (Agility)
>Flee! (Agility)

>>267127
>>Attempt to dodge! (Agility)

>>267127
>>Fuck it, BESERKER MODE! EAT THE DROW! (Body, Unlocks Unique Mutation at next level up.)
OH YEAH!

>>267127
>Fuck it, BESERKER MODE! EAT THE DROW! (Body, Unlocks Unique Mutation at next level up.)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for Beserking.

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267138
NO TIME TO ROLL 1

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>>267140

>>267140
hahahahah oh hell yes.

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>>267140

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>>267140
20+7=27
Overwhelming Critical Success!

You make your muzzle into a O form, and actually fucking suck up the drow into your mouth. You are angry. You are hungry. And you want revenge for your broken arm.
You want to PILLAGE!
You start tracking down the drow's trail and find a small complex, and you hear screaming, spiders crawling, and otherwise other horrible things going on.
What do?
Actions
>EAT! KILL! MAIM! BURN! (Body, Auto success)
>Attempt to jump into the complex rather than rampage through it. (Body)
>Try to ANGRILY sneak in. (Agility, HARD)

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>>267140
>captcha:select all food

>>267155
>EAT! KILL! MAIM! BURN! (Body, Auto success)

>>267155
>EAT! KILL! MAIM! BURN! (Body, Auto success)

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>>267155
>EAT! KILL! MAIM! BURN! (Body, Auto success)

You rampage into the facilty, and you come barreling through an iron portcullis, saliva and ANGER running down your foaming mouth. The three guards inside look at each other, until you preform the O trick on them, sucking the bastards up, and you chew them good. You smash through another set of doors, and twelve guards armed with rifles begin firing at you, having little to no effect.
Actions
>Suck em up! (Body)
>Do this the traditional way, grab em and chew em! (Body.)
>Jump ontop of them! (Agility)
>Rip off random things and start throwing them at the enemy! (Agility)
>Write-In

>>267175
>Rip off random things and start throwing them at the enemy! (Agility)
we donkey kong now

>>267175
>>Rip off random things and start throwing them at the enemy! (Agility)

>>267175
>grab and chew.

>>267175
>Do this the traditional way, grab em and chew em! (Body.)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rollin
1=Throw
2=Chew

Roll me a 1d20+7 for throwing stuff.

>>267179
>>267182
I havent been in the last few threads but, we do still suck balls at agility right?

>>267211
we are playing as claw

>>267211
Renexizious does, but Claw is pretty damn good at it.

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267209

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267209

>>267211
We (dragon) do, but we are playing as claw right now, and his agility is good

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267209
>>267217
Ah. That makes more sense.

>>267220
oh boy here we go again

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

Nat 1

Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267209

>>267220
god fuck dam it im fucking sick of the nat 1s

>>267227
when we are playing as Renexizious again we should make a law that bans all nat 1's

>>267220
Hey guys? I'm sorry.
1+7=8
Critical Failure!

You attempt to rip out a section of the wall, and throw it at your enemies! Only problem is, the wall won't budge, and your enemies start hitting you with quite a bit of efficiency...
HP: 7000
Actions
>Suck em up! (Body)
>Chew em! (Body)
>Jump ontop of them! (Agility)
>Flee! (Agility)

>>267246
>Suck em up! (Body)

>>267246
>Chew em! (Body)

>>267246
i think its way too easy to roll crits with this system its just outright broken roll d20 3 times and its a 1 in 6.66 chance of getting a crit and thats assuming that we only get 3 rolls, often we get 4 or 5 rolls which increase the chance of crits way higher. i dunno what to replace this system with but i think it needs fixing ASAP

>>267246
>Suck em up! (Body)
blowjob ey?

>>267257
On one hand, I kind of agree with you, on the other, I don't feel like rewriting the entire quest's rules and shit like that. I also feel like Criticals should be revered like how they are... Though I might experiment a little with a "First Rolled" system, where criticals are still prioritized...
If you guys want.

>>267264
i relay RELAY think this is important if you dont want a repeat of the white death fiasco, which im sure you dont because of al the salt and complaining

Alright, I'ma run a little poll...
>Institute the First Rolled, Criticals Prioritized system?

>Yes
>No

>>267279
i have no clue what that means so i'll vote yes

>>267283
Basically whoever rolls first I take their roll, but if someone rolls a critical I take their roll.

>>267279
>no

>>267279
So what's the difference here? The first roll always counts unless it's a crit, in which case the crit counts regardless of where it is? That doesn't seem to fix the problem of too many crits, unless I'm misunderstanding you

>>267279
>>No

>>267279
Yes

>>267289
Good point... Haven't really thought of that.
Anyhow, since it seems to be No, I'm just going to ask you guys to roll a 1d20+6 for body. No rule changes.

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Suck>>267279
Ja

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>267298

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>267302
>>267304
the dice gods hate us

>>267303
>Please
16+6=22
Great Success!

Giving up on the "Throw shit at the enemy" strategy, you use your vacuum breathe to start sucking up the enemies, They try to grab things to hold onto, but they eventually let go and get sucked into your maw. Yum.
You continue moving, and break through yet another door... This time, you come across a sort of slave pen... You could free them... Or do something else.
Actions
>Enslave them for Renexizious.
>Eat them.
>Free them.
>Write-In

>>267316
>>Enslave them for Renexizious.

>>267316
>Enslave them for Renexizious.

>>267316
>>Free them.

>>267316
>>Enslave them for Renexizious.
Jesus Claw, let's leave some details out of the story later.

>>267316
>Eat them

>>267333
You decide to enslave them, which is mostly you punching doors open, grabbing them, and putting them under your arm or tongue, mostly because you have nothing to tie them up with. Most of the "liberated" slaves are confused to hell, and are terrified. Most seem to be humans, though there are some Yuan-Ti in their ranks.
You continue down a smaller hallway, and come to what seems to be the commander's room. You hear talking from the inside.
Actions
>Theoretically speaking, you could vent the oxygen from that room if you position your mouth just right... (Agility)
>Punch through and start throwing slaves at them! (Body)
>Break through and spit slaves at them! (Agility)
>Punch through and beat them to death with your claws! (Body)
>Try to mimic a human voice to see if they'll try and open the door, so you can impale them. (Charisma)
By the way, Claw is currently in Fucking Crazy Ass mode, so his regular morals are kinda gone.

>>267356
>Theoretically speaking, you could vent the oxygen from that room if you position your mouth just right... (Agility)

>>267356
>>Break through and spit slaves at them! (Agility)
I just wanna see this.

>>267356
>>Theoretically speaking, you could vent the oxygen from that room if you position your mouth just right... (Agility)

>>267356
>Theoretically speaking, you could vent the oxygen from that room if you position your mouth just right... (Agility)

>>267356
>Break through and spit slaves at them! (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20+7 to vent the bay doors

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267378
I wonder if those walls are airtight.

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267378

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267378

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>267378

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>>267388
Would you like that for here or to go?
Enjoy your stay at Dothka Burgers!

>>267388
nice nat 20

>>267388
20+7=27
Critical Success!

You headbutt the door, and start sucking the oxygen from the room into your mouth. Even though your mouth is a little small in the hole, a sickening scream and cracking indicates someone landed infront of you, and their body is breaking and twisting to fit into your mouth. They trickle down, and the second voice soon does the same. You have to admit, Drow taste pretty well raw. You go in and see little of worth, except for a map... Which tells you the location of a nearby Drow town, apparently those supping this base. After further prowling, you come to the barracks. It seems that the alarm hasn't been raised yet, due to them sleeping...
Actions
>Nom them? Nom them.
>Enslave them... You'll carry them interestingly, sufficiently said.
>Fucking crush them with your body! You don't want to eat, and you don't want slaves!
>Write-In

>>267422
>Enslave them... You'll carry them interestingly, sufficiently said.

>>267422
>>Fucking crush them with your body! You don't want to eat, and you don't want slaves!

>>267422
>Enslave them... You'll carry them interestingly, sufficiently said.

>>267422
>Enslave them... You'll carry them interestingly, sufficiently said.
imagine the bragging later on

>>267422
>>Enslave them... You'll carry them interestingly, sufficiently said.
More intriguing subjects! Excellent.

>>267422
>>Enslave them... You'll carry them interestingly, sufficiently said.

so we currently have Yuan-ti, Lycathropes, DRAGONS, and dwarves? We need to build up a mystical army as soon as possible.

Looks like slavery wins!

You put your hand over most of the soldiers and start adding them to the armpit gulag, and beneath your tongue. It's quite cramped, and is beginning to weigh your down. The few who wake up are just forcibly eaten.
You are also beginning to feel slightly sluggish and slow from the weight.
Actions
>Keep on going, you need a new highscore!
>Nah, you can just go back home now.
Current Score
People Eaten: 48x Drow
Slaves: 34x Humans, 12x Yuan-Ti, 18x Drow Soldiers

>>267442
>Nah, you can just go back home now.

>>267442
>>Keep on going, you need a new highscore!
Take all you can, they're not growing on trees.

>>267442
>Keep on going, you need a new highscore!

>>267442
>Nah, you can just go back home now.

>>267442
>Nah, you can just go back home now.
lets not taunt the dice, lest we want more bad luck

>>267447
we can just go to the drow village for more later

>>>267454
This Anon gets it

>>267456
Won't they just move? It's what normal people do when their village just got raided.

You begin to head back to the dwarves, and after climbing two hours worth of stairs, you come to the mainhall, and throw down all the slaves you took. You also let loose a slight burp, and a arm flies from your mouth into the floor. The dwarves clap and give you a highfive, and even invite you for mead since you "took care of that damned drow."
Then, that's when you realize what you did. You just stormed a bastion of Drow, took slaves, and ate people. God, that's kind of a dick move when you think about it.
Actions
>Drink? Drink.
>Go to sleep, in the morning you need to deal the Drow Village and the remnants of the outpost.
>Just go back home.
Also...
>Embrace the carnage! (Claw's Kind Trait becomes Bloodthirsty)
>Nah, your still a nice guy... Right? (Remain Kind.)

>>267468
>>Go to sleep, in the morning you need to deal the Drow Village and the remnants of the outpost.

>Nah, your still a nice guy... Right? (Remain Kind.)

>>267468
>Just go back home.
>Nah, your still a nice guy... Right? (Remain Kind.)

>>267468
>Go to sleep, in the morning you need to deal the Drow Village and the remnants of the outpost.
>Nah, your still a nice guy... Right? (Remain Kind.)
They tried to kill us first

>>267468
>Go to sleep, in the morning you need to deal the Drow Village and the remnants of the outpost.
>Nah, your still a nice guy... Right? (Remain Kind.)
It was legitimate self-defense

>>267468
>Go to sleep, in the morning you need to deal the Drow Village and the remnants of the outpost.
>Nah, your still a nice guy... Right? (Remain Kind.)

Looks like dealing with the drow in the morning and remaining kind wins.

You go to sleep, and you feel a little different.
New Mutations: Vaccum Breath, Prone to Severe Anger.
Claw Mutation
>Stable Mutations
>Unstable Mutations
>Extremely Unstable Mutations
>Upgrade Mutation/Attribute

>>267489
>Unstable Mutations

>>267489
>>Stable Mutations

We should probably try to tone down the slaughter, though. At least try to capture them first.

>Prone to Severe Anger
Seems fitting for a spaghettimancer

>Unstable Mutations

>>267489
>Unstable Mutations

Looks like Unstable wins, roll me a 1d100 (Only accepting first one, because fuck averages)

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>267511

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>267518

>>267518
Claw receives: Extremely Slimy (Things sometimes randomly stick to him in Wolf Form, +3 Agility, -1 Charisma while in Wolf Form, extremely stick substance which can proove to be nearly impossible to get out of without outside assistance.)

You awake from the outside world covered in... Slime? Every step you take leaves a thick coating of slime, and if you stand still long enough, you start leaving a puddle of slime.
You head back into the fortress and begin traveling downwards, you come to the base after running down it (because fuck walking down long staircases)
Actions
>Take care of the village first off...
>Take out the remnants of the Drow outpost.
>Try to search for addition Drow bases. (Agility)

>>267540
>>Take care of the village first off...
Clean up the survivors.

>>267540
>Try to search for addition Drow bases. (Agility)
Let's see what we're getting ourselves into first

>>267540
>Try to search for additional Drow bases. (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20+10 for finding the secret rebel base on Hoth

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>267561
There are so many unidentified settlements..

Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>267561

Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>267561

>>267567
>>267576
wew

>>267388
>>267576
holy shit two nat 20s
damn, I never roll this well.

>>267567
>>267567
>>267576
1+20=21
Critical Successful Failure!?! Prone to Anger activated.

You wander for what seems like hours. You know your lost, and you can't turn back. That's when you see light in the distance... You see what looks like to be a temple, an ancient one at that. You're slightly pissed off (actually enraged) that you came this far to find some goddamned ancient temple...
Actions
>Might as well explore it.
>Nope, time to turn around!

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>>267576

>>267582
>>Might as well explore it.

>>267582
>Might as well explore it.

>>267582
>>Might as well explore it.
kinda sad that 20 didn't count.

>>267592
yea. i'm always late.
oh well.

Looks like explore wins.

You wander into the vast temple, where a large longship, adorned with gold, treasure, and ancient weaponry from an era long gone heavily dot the room. In the center, is a stone sarcophagus, inscribed with Norwegian lettering...
Actions
>Loot!
>Attempt to read those runes...
>Leave.

>>267592
Actually, it did. I just combined it.

>>267596
>Attempt to read those runes...

>>267596
>>Attempt to read those runes...

>>267596
>Attempt to read those runes...

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>>267585

You walk up to the runes, and read them...
"Captain Vengar Longanson, 736-794 AD"
You feel that name is familiar somehow. You feel an urge to push open the sarcophagus above them.
Actions
>Do it!
>Don't!
>Try to remember why that name makes you feel familiar with this man... (Intelligence)

>>267614
>>Try to remember why that name makes you feel familiar with this man... (Intelligence)
Damn son, that's an old corpse.

>>267614
>Try to remember why that name makes you feel familiar with this man... (Intelligence)
i smell some magical fuckery

>>267614
>>Try to remember why that name makes you feel familiar with this man... (Intelligence)

Roll me a 1d20+1 for memory.