Everybody is out of combat. Lola is our last hope now!>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads:Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+questSave Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princess
2nd for incubus mc best waifu
>>265153Razzrak get interested in Lola. He likes her spirit and fighting abilities. For the upcoming battle he decide to help her with some magicroll d101-muscle growth2-berserk mode3-magic weapon4-magic armor5-wild power for mouse6-thunder thights7-fists of rage8-super speed9-overwhelming power10-god's punch
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>265194
>>265197>no thunder thighsfuck
>>265205>no fists of rage or gods punchit's like you dont want to CAST FIST
Lola the Unalterable
>>265194>INB4 Fail Wizard decides to lend a helping hand to poor Wiz Bro stuck in a Cookie Golem
Meanwhile; at the lone tree hill:>did you think he's dead? and what's going on with this weather?>that's not the bigger of your problems, the entery royal guard must be looking for you.>mphf! you truly are the worst waifu
>>265197Suddenly from nowhere a gun appears. It's Ultra Fantasic Mini-Cannon. Infinity cannon balls included.
>>265246Hell yeah, now find our friends/people we kow!
>>265244Did she get thinner?I swear Thick Witch was thicker than that.>>265246Oh a plunderin' we will go!
>>265246Don't forget to powder it for bloodline strats.
>>265253B loodborne I mean
>>265246how do we light it though. is loli-rox capable of fire magic still? Maybe she can light it for lola and then she has to aim it.
>>265260It has a trigger, and since the fuse has a length of basically 0, chances are it lights on trigger pull.
>>265270I would assume but it doesn't hurt to ask. Would certainly suck to go in a fight just to find out our weapon doesn't work the way we thought it would.
>>265246>when you introduce guns into a magic campaign"BWAHAHA! I AM THE ARCH CANDY WIZARD! NOTHING CAN STOP M--"*BANG*"Oh what the fuck? Is that a gun? Nope, screw this. I'm outta here. Guns are fuckin' dangerous..."
>>265248you exit the prison room and head south to the next room1-but there is a trap!2-3-but there is an enemy in that room4-6 but there is an obstacle preventing you from progressing7-8 the coast is clear!
>>265260>>265270>>265273Its magic cannon.It doesn't fire. Rope here is only design choice
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>265276Cannonballs for the win
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>265276I choose 5.
>>265278cool, thanks OP.
>>265276Lola better be holding Roxy's hand, OP.
>>265250I think we just got so used to Roxy that Candy Witch doesn't look thick enough anymore.
>>265287well absence does make the girl grow thicker
>>265287>Look backI think you are right.
>>265279Ok, there is a (roll a d4)1-weird guy2-weird girl3-sexy guy4-sexy girl... made of (rolla d6)1- gummy bear2- gummy worm3- dark chocolate4-chocolate milk5-ice cream6-popcicle
>>265153I see an error in that picture, wizard guy can't cast fire magic correctly even if his life depended of it.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>265308
>>265309that image is photoshopped
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>265311And other roll
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>265308
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>265308
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>265308
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>265308
>>265319Rule 1?Also,>All them 4s
>>265317Clearly it was photoshopped by the wizard academy to hide the fact they can produce failures.
>these 4snew waifu?
>>265319>>265321>>265328Combine them: Sexy Fudgscile Girl
>>265311>>265313Clearly Stephen King has blessed us
>>265335I'd be fine with that.But Chocolate Milk would make her a fucking nightmare, candy equivalent of a Water Elemental.
>>265339>we get a gun that can fuck people up>suddenly the one creature that won't give a fuck about our bulletsWe need to seduce the creature and get it on our side. If we can't do that our only hope is that Roxy REALLY likes chocolate milk.
>>265346we just have to be creative about our munitions, it's magic after all.
>>265346The question remains, do our cannonballs explode?
>>265346Unlike those stinking men, they are qt strong females who needs no man and will either seduce her in pirate's case, or charm her with cute in rox's case
>>265352Canonballs don't explode. They are practically massive balls of iron that tore through ships. Having this cannonball gun is likely just pretty much like having a short-medium range extremely high caliber gun.
Guys, guys.I've got an idea.>Seductive and Cute duet featuring Tot Roxxie and Lola entrancing the Chocolate Milk Elemental until she gets so into it, she divides and starts mimicking our duet>Party of 5 in one fell swoop
>>265355Sometimes Cannonballs were replaced with low-grade firebombs in a cannonball shell, designed to break into a ship, breaking itself and exploding to burn down the ship.
>>265355that comparison really does't make too much sense since the cannonball moves much slower than a bullet.
>>265375True, but I thought the "magic" was the infinite cannonballs. Are there more magical properties it has?
>>265337dude stop with traps. you are becoming a meme :^)
>>265398>"nobody cared who i was until i started namefagging">"was becoming a meme a part of your plan">"of course"
>>265398>that armA-Anon? Are you alright? Do you need me to call a doctor for you?
>>265407>>265419His fapping arm developped and now he can morph it.
>>265398>that armOh yes.
>>265414>"Well, you got yourself a drawing. now what's the next step of your master plan?"
>>265421|spoiler]i actually am left handed, i kek'd so hard i just had to save that pic[/spoiler]
>>265414just goes to show that being a fag can get you places
>>265428>"shitposting ITT... WITH NO MODS"
>>265429>shift \>two keys off from the [ key, which doesn't use shiftHOW.
>>265447nigga i aint used to this pos macbook keyboard
>>265447pinkies are uncooperative sometimes.
>>265451>MacbookDisregard my statement, you're doing great.
>>265436>"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"
>>265461i got it for free, and it's a late 2010 model mba
>>265248>>265311>>265319You hold Roxy's hand and start walking south to the nex chamber. There is a wooden bridge. You can see another waif... foe ready to shoot you and is blocking your way! It's not the liquid elemental you was expecting
>>265634Udder surprise!Time for a hoedown! Roxxie and Mouse on the sidelines, you square off for a good old fashioned square dance of death!
>>265634shoot it! i want to see that literal hand cannon in action.
>>265634Get sprayed by chocolate milk an enjoy itKids love chocolate milk
>>265634Fire chain-shot at her, to chain her up
>>265654for real, how can chocolate milk of all things hurt us? Start guzzling like a tyke
>>265646This. A pirate vs. a cowgirl. I wonder who'll win this showdown.
>>265634CENSOR THAT SHITTHIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>265663Good thing gets are 6,7,8.
>>265646it's high noon roll d121-critical fail2-4-you got milked5-8-you avoid enemy attack9-11-enemy avoid your attack12-success
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>265674
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>265674Go McCree on her ass.
>>265674The success range on that, damn
>>265677>You got milkedPlease let the Chocolate Milk have Thickening Properties
>>265677I am okay with this. It's just chocolate milk after all. right?
They didn't say we got hit with milk.They said we got milked.Those puppies are getting pumped.
>>265711>Those tiny puppiesShe'd need to use "Boobify" and "induce lactation" spells before doing that.
>Just like my totally spies cartoons
>>265739Friendly reminder that there were some fetish episodes like inflation, dehydration, and extreme muscle growth.
>>265766I believe that is what he was alluding to anon.
>>265766>dehydration fetishjesus christ i mean i am a deviant fuck but this is just too much holy shit what?
>>265766Deshydration? Thats horrible.
>>265793I like dehydrating women and having them desperately beg me to save them. It's sexy. :^)
>>265808like beg you for your cum or something?
>>265808You can't save them, since that would require you to be able to get a woman wet.
>>265808Deshydration fetish is only a very thirsty person then?
>>265824There have been worse ones I think but yeah, the episode where they get dehydrated in space is one of the most "magical realm" of the series.
>>265819Aye. That's the exact idea.>>265821Damn, I just got DESTROYED. You have no chill, anon.
>>265646>>265677This bridge not big enough for the two of us. It's showdown. Unfortunatly Lola was too slow and got huge stream of chocolate milk in her face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
>>265912Drinking the milk makes her thicc and strong!
>>265912get the mouse to lodge himself into one of the guns to disable it!
>>265912Bask in the chocolate milk. Thank her for it and tell her that you think it's delicious. Then wink at her, completely drenched in her woman milk.
>>265912Don't swallow.Shot cowgirl with chain-shot.
>>265912spam some of those infinite cannonballs at her.
>>265922requesting Bumble Joe help!roll a d81-Critical fail2-3 Joe is spotted before he can reach the cowgirl and get kicked4-5 Joe manage to distract the cowgirl for a while6-7 Joe momentarily disable one of the guns8 Succes!
>>265927 mean to reply >>265950
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>265950
Next we should have Delores come out and have Roxy walk slowly across the bridge and look up at the chocolate milk woman. Roxy will ask the chocolate milk woman, with tears in her eyes, if she can help her find her older brother. She's so scared without him. This chocolate milk woman would have to be a real monster to harm a little girl or make her cry.
>>265965>tears in her eyes>plural
>>265950Since when is 2 a get?
>>266118it's only a d8 anon.
>>266118it's probably because of the dubs
>>266118oh wait, I see what you're talking about duh, thought you were referring to the roll numbers. He quoted the wrong post on accident. see>>265954
>>266118Notice the post right after it.Mama Mia clicked the wrong post.
Ok, my fault for overlooking the correction post.
>>266157water under the bridge. no worries dog.
>>265956>>265927Bumble Joe is too fast and small for the cowgirl to properly aim at him. She forgets momentarily about Lola and concentrates in Joe.
>>266175Lola casts the ever deadly finger gun tactic.
>>266175Have Delores come out and have Roxy walk slowly across the bridge and look up at the chocolate milk woman. Roxy will ask the chocolate milk woman, with a tear in her eye, if she can help her find her older brother. She's>>266175 so scared without him. This chocolate milk woman would have to be a real monster to harm a little girl or make her cry.
>>266175Shoot her tubes!
>>266175Is that a hair trimmer under Lola's skirt?
>>266186>not just shooting the bitch now that she's distractedwell at least you fixed the typo
>>266186using Rox cuteness roll d121-critical fail2-4-she so angry jeez5-9-she doesn't care about your problems10-11-she give pass for Roxy but not for Lola12-success
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>266215
a well deserved 1.
>>266220I've failed you all. I'll stop for now, I'm sorry.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>266218Oh boy...>>266215Just to see.
>>266227I'll go dig a hole to sleep in.
>>266226don't worry about, it's all in the di->>266227motherfucker
I said protect her smile! why don't you shot the cowgirl when you had the chance!!!>>266227Kiiiiiiing!
Well, looks like chocholate milk woman hates lolis, or she knows that this one is a fake and really is a thicc woman that out-thiccs her
>>266218>incoming child abuseI'm cool with this. At the very least, it'll make all of the loli Roxy-fags shit their pants in uncontrollable rage.
>>266267I hope she grabs Roxy and slaps her ass for being a bad girl
I just realized. How many crit fails has Roxy gotten within the last 8 rolls or so? I think there are at least 3.
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2 = 16 (10d2)Might as well check how our luck will end up today.
Rolled 19, 3, 10, 16, 12, 14, 7, 4, 15, 20, 10, 10, 16, 19, 20, 18, 20, 10, 2, 8, 9, 13, 3, 15, 16 = 309 (25d20)>>266438Be fierce, roll more.
>>266430That's the price to pay for becoming a playable character. She used to perform high level magic and casually set her brother in fire just by willing it, and now she fails to detect enchantments and use magic
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 = 28 (20d2)>>266438>>266442Either way, it looks like its gonna be a bit above average today. So that's good news. Maybe we'll end up rolling really well after these initial failures.
>>266186>>266218Lola holding Roxy's hand go ton other side while cowgirl distracted with Bumble Joe. Then Roxy says >M-m-miss... C-can you help me f-find my big brother? I am j-just want to go home with h-im.Then cowgirl says>Oww cute little girl is lost and scared. And she just want to find her brother. That sooo sad. And only one who helping you is USELESS PIRATE BICH WHO THINKS I WILL HELP THEM!Then she kick Lola out of ground. On last second she grabs on the rock.>Wel well welll somebody isn't so useless after all>M-miss p-please...>Shut up! Your look make me sick! After I finish this salty dog we will watch you good-for-nothing brother feeding sharks in the pool!
>>266457Grab n to that convenient dangling pipe from her breasts!
>>266457Point and shoot a finger gun imbued with the powers of Satan, Santa and King.
>>266457god DAYUM dem fookin' titties
>>266457Angry.. Annoyed.. Bitch.. Needs to die..DELORES SMASH!
>>266457Roxy casts top level magic due to the stress of the situation bringing out her latent magic abilities.
>>266455Sadly, i'm not staying long today.
>>266457Is it possible for us to continue to get bad luck and actually lose? Cuz we've crit failed so many times, I'm surprised we haven't already had our characters die.
>>266488Well there always after life possibility :^)
>>266498I can't wait for our chars to die. I'll be like "We did the right things, but luck just didn't agree that these chars should live". Then we can reincarnate as like a retarded leper or something fun like that, rather than ULTRA FAIL WIZARD AND ULTRA FAIL PALS.
>>266504But for serious. Can we relinquish player control over Roxy? I'm sick of luck making her its bitch. She's supposed to be competent, not... well... this. We only need one fail wizard.
>>266458roll a d16 for hang in there1-Critical fail2-3 you can't grab it on time4-6 you grab one but it come off7-9 top less time biatch!10-12 you grab one of the tubes13-15 you grab both of the tubes16 Success
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>266514Rolling a nat 1 again.
>>266517Yeah fuck you too mate.
Rolled 7 (1d16)>>266517Ha... haha.... I am weeping again.>>266514For fun again.
>>266504>ULTRA FAIL WIZARD AND ULTRA FAIL PALSSounds like sunday morning cartoon. I woud like to watch that>>266517HE DID IT ABSOLUTELY MADMAN ;^)
>>266517I'm not even mad. I've reached a homeostasis of emotions.Please take our characters now, oh sweet dice lords. They're ready.
>>266517Welcome to da club
>>266517RIP tripolar pirate, nice meeting you.
>>266517Poor Lola, the only 1 she ever roll and it's gonna cost her life
>INB4 anyone who dies ends up in the Caverns of Reincarnation as Sugar Minions
I remember, I said "why don't we take the higher of the first two dice rolls? We absolutely need it". QM says "naw. You don't need it."Well, several crit fails later, I feel as if the QM was wrong and I was right. RIP Delores/Lola/Lolita.
>>266540Anon you should have understand on this moment that QM is not your friend. He is you worst enemy. Who will create world and chacters that you like and then destroy everithing on your oun eyes. One by one.So just enjoy the ride :^)
>>266554Why can't we just be friends?
>>266558I am your friend. Your sadistic friend :)
>>266569Have you ever considered doing a more serious quest in this drawing style? Cause I'd love to see what you could do with slightly more structure.
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
>>266569Calm down there, Cabrone.No need to cut a bitch just yet.Anyway, we should probably pan back to Wiz Bro and Incubus, Ginger Wizard, Cornelia, and the Cookie sisters, see what's happening.After this of course.
Oh god. most quests have a happy ending but we're just making it impossible for that to ever happen. ;_;i hope we don't die
>>266583Well I mean I probably can. For start I want to draw faster. And this quest is kinda exercise for it.But I have plans for little more serious quest.
Rolled 12 (1d100)Oh god of luck, please get rid of all the rest of our bad luck with this one dice roll. Expel it from this thread and never allow it to take place in posts that actually matter ever again. Take this roll as our sacrifice to appease you. If you take our sacrifice, please make this be a 100. If you'll give us a little mercy, please let this be a high roll. If you wish for us to continue having bad luck, then make it a low roll. And if you believe that we just deserve to suffer, please make it a nat 1.I'm extremely superstitious and honestly believe this will be a proper message from the gods of luck.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>266605fuck
>>266610>>266605Well. I think the god of luck has made his intentions perfectly clear.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>266610Welp
Rolled 58 (1d100)I'll steal all the luck.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>266616Scrubs heres how to roll.
Rolled 94 (1d100)You gotta feel it.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>266622Im feeling the flow
>>266622Roll one more d100. We're going to find who our designated roller should be. If they can get 3 high rolls (above 80) in a row, then that means they are blessed with good luck.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>266625
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>266624So much for that then.
Rolled 11, 12, 9 = 32 (3d100)I'll test my luck
>>266517So I guess we play as Bumble Joe now, so we can rescue Lola and Roxy, so we can rescue Incuprotag and Fail Wizard, so we can rescue Candy Corn Golem, so we can find the Sugarcane and rescue Viva Pinata PrincessFuck we're bad at this.>>266569Are you not entertained, Archmage of Failure and Randomness? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!
Rolled 19 (1d100)Am I blessed with suck?
>>266633These rolls are cursed because three six's in every post, aren't they?
Rolled 38, 92, 83, 63, 37, 63, 34, 12, 59, 35 = 516 (10d100)>>266633No you NEED TO GO ALL OUT!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>266622>>266631Ayyy
Rolled 378, 195, 307, 94, 303, 236, 418, 139, 193, 180, 97, 281, 364, 160, 346, 33, 274, 414, 224, 118, 178, 374, 389, 235, 419 = 6349 (25d420)>>266640you're right
Rolled 25 (1d1000)>>266647IF THIS IS 1000 SHE LIVES
>>266647>>266636Lola is dead. We can't save her now.Actually, we're out of usable characters, now that both the boys failed, the Roxxy is a frail little girl again, and Lola just died.Face it. The quest is over. We've lost. The god of luck has not blessed this thread. It's officially GG NO RE 2 EZ.
Rolled 2085903961095143425 (1d1000000000000000000000000000000)
>>266653HOW THE FUCK
>>266653>a low roll for a d100>on a d1000Congrats. I think I've made my point.
>>266657>Implying there won't be another "saving grace" like when we thought Absorption into Thick Witch was game over
>>266657Looks like we didn't stand a GHOST of a chance if you catch my drift.
>>266664The obvious answer is making the entire crossover a fever dream from mushrooms.
>>266667were gonna be feeling the Christmas SPIRIT if you catch my cold
>>266667Shut the fuck up, fake Kaiba.
Just realized our hero has literaly been absorbed into the candy based bodys of two different women this week...what are the odds right?
>>266636tactical espionage action quest starring Bumble Joe as Big Mouse>I am already a demon, Lola
>>266694Huh, his horoscope was right
>>266517its time to stop posting anon
Rolled 198 (1d200)>>266722I'll stop rolling only if this is a nat 1. Then I'll know that my luck is so sour that I shouldn't ever taint the thread again with it.
>>266726Man, the dice gods are fucking with you, first the shittiest roll for an important thing, and now a god-like roll for absolutely nothing
>>266726wasting the good rolls on posts, anon save us
Rolled 31, 2, 65, 65, 34, 4, 81, 70, 49, 62, 46, 26, 85, 5, 16, 92, 78, 3, 94, 59, 1, 99, 87, 94, 79 = 1327 (25d100)another one for good measure
Sooo... Who wants to make a pact to have the MC of Save the princess freak out once he finds out Lola's dead? Who also wants to cast a "water walk" spell on his fists so that he can beat the chocolate milk girl to death (literally)?
>>266768we are going to fucking die
>>266769I'd like to hope not.
>>266768We'll use the staff to bring her back in candy form.Most likely a...Loli-Pop.
>>266517>>266458LOLA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!This was meant to be a session with breast expansion and Imgur links...
>>266778UH... UH... UHIT'S BUBBLE GUM ROCKS.
>>266778Be incubusSense something wrongKill cookie golem
>>266778DELORES TAKES OVER AND WITH HERE SPANISH ACROBATICS MANAGES TO TAKE OVER THE SHARKS WITH HER BADASSERYQM PLEASE.
>>266778Lola fires her cannon balls at the spikes below her. If she lands, she'd rather land on iron balls rather than impaling spikes.
>>266778ITS AN ILLUSION NONE OF THIS WAS REAL WE ARE STILL IN THE FOREST WONDERING AROUND BECAUSE OF FAIRY MAGIC
>>266778Lola fuckin' dies. The last thing you hear is her cries of agony. Roxy is traumatized for life, even after reverting. She also holds a special hatred for big breasted women now.
>>266791I'd like this, but we've gotta face the facts. She's dead.RIP.
>>266778>its Lion King all over again
>>266778LOLI WIZARD: TURN BACK TIME BY SIX SECONDS.CHANGE HER FATE.
>>266799NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER>>266793YOU AS WELL.YOUD THINK SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WITH YOU FUCKS AROUND.AS LONG AS THE ODDS AREN'T EXACTLY ZERO THERE IS STILL HOPE!>>266803She can't she doesn't have a wristwatch to activate her stand ability.
>>266778The Fuck Bois feels Lola is in mortal danger and gose all random anime power up
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>266803Don't worry guys. When we have to roll something, I'll roll it for us.We can do it. Check out this nat 20.
>>266799>tfw three waifus dead.
>>266778Rox: Cry and bite her arm
>>266806>NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDERBY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER YOU WILL BE AVENGED!
Rolled 171 (1d1000)>>266810THATS NOTHING CHECK OUT THIS NAT 1000>>266814NO AVENGING, ONLY SAVING
>>266786long live the king roll d21-there is bubble gum2-there only death
Rolled 2 (1d2)Don't worry guys. I've got this. Check out this NOT crit fail.
Rolled 13, 8, 13, 17, 17, 4, 18, 19, 18, 2, 8, 13, 1, 18, 14 = 183 (15d20)>>266817BITCH WATCH THESE 20 NAT 1000
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>266819
>>266811Don't worry, she will only get stronger in deathShe will reincarnate as a succubus
>>266822AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHall hope is lost
stop this lame roll show off! do you think we want to kill her?!
>>266819WAIT. WHY IS 1 THE GOOD ONE.
>>266822OH GOD DAMNIT! OP! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SO THAT THE ONE TIME I DIDN'T CRIT FAIL, THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE BAD RESULT?!
>>266822WHAT THE FUCKNOWHY
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>266831If 1 Lola is dead forever
>>266839Welp. The dice have spoken.
>>266839This is fucking unreal
YOU CAN'T FOOL THE DICE!congratulations i've depressed myself over my own characters
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>266839Roll 2 to pay respects.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>266839STOP FUCKING ROLLINGGIVE ME THESE DICE
>>266822well all hope is lost let's move on and suggest something else for other characters. Shall we?
>>266839hell is real and we live in it.
Rolled 4 (1d4)If 1, lola dies irrevocably.If 2, lola dies, but it can be reversed.If 3, lola is critically injured and needs help or she will die soon.If 4, lola is severely wounded but in no danger of dying.
>>266848Okay...Milk Maid, the Cowgirl, feeling bad now at killing someone for the first time, consoles poor Roxxie after a change of heart...
>>266831Yes.>>266848Roxy starts crying uncontrollably, then is brought to the two guys.
>>266856>you can only control Player Characters>>266855Just stop. Lola is ded. She died a fitting death; failing like her comrades for the first time. She just can't fail as elegantly as the pros.
>>266848Rox, channel your inner rage into a magical explosion that nukes the whole cave. Said explosion turns everybody into invincible iron until the spell fades off 100 years later
>>266861>Just stopI will never be stopped, not with rolls like that, anon.Jealous?
>>266861>You can only control Player CharactersNowhere in the Rules, so I'm converting her.
>>266868It was stated in a previous thread, when we tried to control the high hats.
coff coff >>254312 coff 98-99
>>266875We'll... we'll find her body later, then...But for now, we must soldier on.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>266875DANKE QMplz save three waifu
>>266875>Implying that number will ever be rolle
>>266857well lets roll for another last hope d41-critical fail2-cowgirl beat Roxy3-cowgirl ignore Roxy4-there still glimpse of hope
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>266875OP, the chances of rolling 98-99 are 2%. It's not gonna happen.
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>266884Don't worry guys. I got this.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>266884Inb4 nat 1
>>266887Dude fuck off already
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>266884PLZ THREEWAIFUS
>>266887christwhy is this happeningthis isnt even funny anymore it's just crueldo we deserve thisim sorry
>>266885we'll se if we find her, you have actually 4 beads lefts
>>266887>Loli abuseFeels good man
>>266890Why? I honestly have no control over the dice. My roll is the same as the next person's.
>>266890No need to be rude, Anon.
>>266900You roll horribly every time you get first roll.Piss off, shitluck.
>>266904Anon, why are you being a dick?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>266904If I was a shit luck, could I get this roll?
also, next time you get a weapon with unlimited ammo fucking use it until all is destroyed
>>266907>4chan.org>Why are you being a dick
all right i give upi'm gonna go pucci stylethis wouldn't hurt if we knew it was impossible to stop itTell me anons' do you believe in gravity?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>266897That´s still only 8%
>>266910>Go to fire gun>Roll critfail anywaysI don't think it would change much
>>266914Wrong. Anons on here are Faggots 100% of the time.They are dicks most of the time, but we've been pretty nice up until...This.
>>266910>implying a weapon with unlimited ammo would do shitOP. This is a 100% RNG based quest. We would have just rolled the nat 1 on the gun shooting instead, which would have ended with it being destroyed, it backfiring with the explosion/cannonball hitting Roxy, or some other terrible event happening.We can make smart decisions, but still have shit rolls which makes the decision meaninglessly terrible.
This feels like Jara thread.
>>266928a backfiring fire weapon always result in a looney tunes explosion in my manual
>>266940and we were suppose to assume that howit doesnt even matter shes deadshes dead and you killed her
>>266940We rolled two nat 1 critical fails in a row. I can't imagine what the second one woulda done. Nonetheless, it wouldn't have been good. We lost because of dice rolls, not because of bad decisions, so please don't be so condescending.
>>266822>>266887>>266913Welp, time for Incubus and Fail Wizard to burn down this entire setting and invade candy hell/heaven
well, i have wake up earlier tomorrow, so that was the las pic for mi today.good night, im gonna have nightmares
>>266960Fail wizard will probably feel sad about it, but I doubt he will actually be wrathful, unless something happened to his sister (which apparently the sister is going to get beaten as a little girl, so I can imagine he'll be full of wrath).Incubus protagonist may be full of wrath if he fell for Lola, but nothing that he has done implies that he had any special feelings for her past as a new and good friend.
Maybe if we roll for bad things and the dice goes for critical fail maybe they'll be good?
>>266983Are yu implying you wouldn't be angry if someone killed your friend in cold blood.\And then preceeded to beat a child.
"I always dreamed of life on the open seas..."That's what I used to tell myself...And now I'm here... Falling to my death...In mere moments, I'll be dead. But until then, I might as well think about the past...As a kid, I spent my days in the Sugar Fields, picking cane for the Overlord with my pap.He was always nice to me, always pushing me to not let my dreams be dreams, we'd spend what little extra we made on pirate's garb for me fashioned from old rags and the like...And then I came of age.And I left. My papa wouldn't let me say otherwise. A rowboat and myself, I set off in search of fame...Of course, I was still in the Molasses River, so there was none to be had.I sailed for hours, rationing my food and enjoying the fresh, sugary air.I was truly, on top of the world...And then, I met her. I don't know her name, I just know she liked to dress like a dude...She put in my head... something. I can't even remember it at all anymore. But it brought out the worst and best in me. It's been a war for me to stay me, and I definitely wasn't always myself... But I was there for all of it, with Lolita and Dolores, my companions in suffering.We made our way off the Molasses and onto the Great Waterway, out to the sea and the lands, some say not even all made of candy!, beyond that.It was cutthroat from beginning to end, I cannot even count how many pirates, Swedish Fish, Gummy Worms, and every other peril of the Candazon River Basin I fought to get that ship...And some idiot wrecked it in less than a day, when I was so close...Oh well, I guess I'll find open waters in greener pastures."Goodbye Lolita. Goodbye Dolores.""We're not leaving you, ya twat. Ship's goin' down, but we're all going together.""It might not be fun, but we are here for you!"A myriad of emotions from the three spirits that make up me cross my face until at last, I accept the soft embrace of death...
Rolled 19 (1d20)if 1 then candy jesus saves us all.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>266992God, fuck the dices tonight.
>>266992Your psychological games don't work with the dice gods. Wish for bad rolls and they will grant you good rolls
I have made closure with myself. I'm probably gonna stop for the night and just play video games until my eyes are numb.
Guys come on dont freak out.This is a world with magic and shit All we need to do is use some classic white mage recam and boom all better
>>266987I'd be positively livid if they did that to my little sister and killed my friend. I'd feel angry enough to kill the fuckers responsible for it. I'd not go on some sort of adventure to revive the person I just met, though. I'm not that good of a person (and I can't imagine Fail Wizard is either, as this isn't a stereotypical shounen protagonist/an superhardcore seinen like Berserk). He'd probably just take his sister and find a way home. The incubus may or may not; to be honest, it's kind of hard to get a read on his personality.NOW SOMEONE I KNOW WOULD: Roxy. Roxy, once she becomes an adult again, is the type of virtuous person that I could imagine would save her attempted savior, even if it meant battling Satan himself. EITHER THAT, or she wouldn't do it because she would worry for her family too much if they lost her, as she is a potential source of income to help them out in their time of need (which is what she hated Fail Wizard for not doing).
>>266778Well shit. That fight was boring. It ain't gonna please Razzrak at all.
>>266988Thank you, i wasn't sad enough
>>267038I mean, I did the same when we got Absorbed into the Witch's ass fat.Why wouldn't I do it again when I see no light in the darkness?
>>266988Can we get a bonus for this?
>>266988My chest hurts. I'm very unhappy.I don't like these feelings.
>>267032>>267032Now that you mention it, Razzrak might rescue her because he clearly favored her and really wanted to see her fight
>>267051If the high hats would ever interfere, now would be the time. If not, then we can expect no safety nets, ever.
>>267051Now I kneel and pray to the gods!Amidst fallen cities and crumbling façades!
>>267063Hell I just realised that song even fits the candy theme of this quest.And the Lewd.And the princess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8VonQtVuM
>>267081>>267063>when you realize that those are lyrics to a song you used to listen to all the timeHow was I not able to see that faster?Also, holy shit it does.
>>266857>>266887Roxy cries>Noooo!! Lolaaaa!!!Cowgirl slaps Roxy>Shut up little brat! I have a headache from your voice!Then she grabs Roxy and leaveRoxy then whisper>Where are you big bro... I need you...Something is waking up... something that was sleeping long ago... Under the booze, depresion and mistakes.... Its waking up... That power which kills.... that power which seeks justice... that power.... WILL PROTECT HIS LITTLE SISTER>Wow what a ride. See ya tomorrow
>>267091Oh well fuck me thenwe've activated our limit break.
>>267091I'd like to hope that the dice are more favorable tomorrow so that we can actually see Fail Wizard become Best Older Brother Wizard.
>>267089Holy shit it even has four gods watching from above laughing at us.And one character who is stupid powerful but doesn't do anything of worth.And the main character repeatedly failing but continuing on nonetheless.Holy shit did we crack the code?If we roll while singing it'll work for sure!
>>267091Those that power also include good dice rolls? Because that would be a good power to have.
>>267121I dunno. I mean, he's still a PC. He's badass when the QM hypes him up, but he's going to likely go the same path as Roxy as soon as we get control of him; a blathering foolish mess who went from competent and cool to a bumbling fool who can't do anything right (she has literally failed almost every single time she's tried something). To be honest, she's more of a fail wizard than her brother at this point.
>>267121He unlocked the plus to rolls ability, he noe gets a flat +5 to all rolls of any nature.Limit break is OP, but it requires your sister turning into a little girl and the spilling of innocent blood, so most people don't bother specialising into that area.
>>267128>roll a d4>gets a 4, which then goes to a 9>"Uh. What's a 9 do, QM?">The main character goes to sleep and the gods themselves come down and take care of shit for him
>>267141See OP right, but you have to base your entire build around it, so except for very specific circumstances your fucking useless.Obviously he put any remaining points into Lewd magic, which seems to be working for him.
I know how to make things slightly better tomorrow.You remember how Wolfy and Susie went off in search of adventure?
>>267183Oh shit. I thought that Quest ended, although now that I remember it ended with a "The End?"
>>267203What quest? Link?
>>267210Part 1http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/43457/Part 2http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/75552/
>>267228Holy shit. That was GLORIOUS.I hope we stumble across those two sometime in this story. But then we'd have a triple crossover. That'd be insane.
>>267533That story was also Mario's.So it's be more of a cameo.
>>267533Well that quest doesn't have much of a setting so the only plot related things it could bring to the table is a pissed off Demon if we went to hell to find Lola. I'm sure the Candy Witch, One of the high hats or competent mode Wizard MC could fix the futa monstergirl problem.
>>267577>Lola>In HellAre you sure that's the first place we should look?
>>267599Well if Dolores isn't a separate person from Lolita and Lola that might be a good place to look.
>>267641Has she really done anything to deserve to go to Hell, though? Delores assaulted you, yeah, but I doubt she did anything heinous. Lola was too jolly and cheerful to really seem like a person who raped/murdered a person before (though with my lewd lolicon get, I almost guaranteed she'd go to hell).
If you are wondering how our heroes ended up in this stateHere are the events that occurred since my last updateThe wizard tried to find the girls while the hero freed his buddyThe golems returned with a gingerbread, who promised things would get bloodyOur incubus blasted the wizard, but failed to score a killThe gingerbread buffed up candy corn and bent her mind to his willFire was the wizard's only hope, without all was doomedHe fucked up yet again, and was summarily consumedOur hero hoped for avian help, and was absorbed againLet's hope the girls fair better, we can't rely upon the menRoxy tried to bite through her gag, but ginger was ready for herThe ballgag started to glow, and now our demon's a toasterLola asked a mouse to bring her the keyIt didn't quite get it, but still set her freeNow wading in syrup, Lola was set to get her friends backThis is the best line in the quest: WAFFLE SHARK ATTACK!Lolita stuck out her fist, not quite ready to fightBut she hit the shark on the nose, and then gave it a biteThe pirate checked on the toaster, and found a spell she proceed to speakIt returned the demon to normal, and she gave Lolita a kiss on the cheekLolita beseeched the mouse to aid in their dungeon crawlBumble Joe is no coward, he answered her callThe demon tried to power up, so that she could run wildBut gingerbread wizard is Batman, and his trap made her a childLola saw the little girl was near tears, so alone and so scaredShe'd reunite the child with her brother, she gently declaredOne of the archmages was impressed by how Lola got things doneHe granted her one gift, and she got a motherfuckin' sweet gunAs the two headed south, they held hands to keep merryBut when they reached the bridge, they encountered a foe that shot dairyCowgirl vs pirate, the cyclops watched the showdown with aweUnfortunately the titty monster was quicker on the drawWhile Lola recovered from the cow's pump actionBumble Joe dashed forward to provide a distractionThe little girl tried to appeal to the cowgirl's humanityUnfortunately for Lola, she didn't have anyAs the pirate fell, the Anons cried for something to be doneBut no matter what they tried, they could only roll oneLola was gone and Roxy was beaten, could this really be Game Over?Evil unpunished, hope all gone, where had we gone wrong in our happy crossover?But in the darkness, something began to awakeFor the cowgirl made one fatal mistakeGingerbread, you're in trouble now, misterYOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LAID A HAND ON HIS SISTERAnd now we wait to see what happens nextDon't rely on luck to save us, our dice are clearly hexed
>>267661Thank you Poet Anon. That was lovely.Also,>Falling for the Zalgo memeCome on now. How new are you?
>>267677I don't format very often, though that excuse is lameI guess I'll just have to learn to live with the shame
Rolled 55 (1d100)lets see if not fail wizard has better dice rolls
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>267738
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>267738>>267742Final test. Fail wizard, are you upgraded?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>267778
ITT: Jara Syndrome in full force
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>267799
WAITWE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX THISCANDY BRACELET
>>268145We tried that, didn't work.
Yo, I'ma be away in the evening tomorrow. If the combat goes past that time, could some anon roll for "Summon a swarm of ants as allies" as an action for the big bro? Swarms, if going by DnD understanding of them, are unaffected by non-magic and would dismember and eat the candy folk with ease, thus if we sick them on the wizard and he can't kill them with an AOE spell quick enough, they're all fucked.
>>268162>are unaffected by non-magicI meant to say are unaffected by weapon and natural attacks. I'm fucking tired, leave me alone.
Well this is just upsetting, i leave for an hour Lola's dead and everything's fuck.We can bring her back anons, Christmas cheer right?right?
>>268283No, we fucked up.
>>268283The dice really wanted her deadwe can't all survive anon
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>268296One last tryWith a dice-coin flip1 - Dead2 alive
>>268318>inb4 zombie/"only for a second"/flashback/monkey's paw
That happened on one silent night long time ago...>Genrih honey! Come here! Quick!>What? What is it, Cassandra? Is is buscet under our doorway?>There is something inside it... Oh my! Genrih we can't just leave them here.>Cass, do you remember what people think about demons?>I know and I don't care! They are just little babies. They can be normal... We make them normal.>As you say, my love. We have enough money to feed more mouthes in our family. Hey, junior, come downstairs and meet your new sister!>...and brother.>Next session with unexpected turn of events will be at 15:30-16:00 UTC
>>268476Oh shit, ANOTHER one?>Inb4 Trap Demon Boy, but not an Incubus
>>268548All of my yes
>>268476is better not be the gingerberead mage or some shit like that
I'll be back as soon as I get my hair cut.> I want to get down of this feel train.
>>268679I'm MG back at my desktop PC btw
>>268679:(See you soon.
>>268679It's a terrible day for rain
>>268679Another victim of haphazard rolls. A true tragedy. She was an hero
>>268679is she 100% dead now?
>>268476Something happening inside cookie-golem's belly. It burst her chest and escapes outside. Then it says:>Hello, boys and girls! I didn't miss a party? I was trapped for so long. This good-for-nothing wizard tries to hide me. Always fails only to never use my help. But now I finally can bring some chaos in this little adventure!
>>268737ayyyy what the fucklets bring that blast from the past into reality. blow some shit up!
>>268737demon casts implosion on cookie golem
>>268737Gore that other Cookie Golem like the pastry it is.
>>268737Use that luscious mouth to eat the cookie golem you just burst out of.
>>268737ACTIVATE GREATER TIME WARP!
>>268747>WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT I WILL DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!now you roll dices to control this beast roll d31-destroy cookie golem (oop did somebody was inside? my bad)2-he going to do this his way3-success
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>268757welp
>>268760EVERYONE IS DEADEVERYONE IS DEAD AND WE KILLED THEM
>>268761You die, you die, everyone dies.
Just when I thought GBA couldn't get worse as a QM.
>>268760STP GUYOH NO
>Everyone except Cornelia is dead from Mario's party
Your a demon right? Lets make a deal, you don't kill him and you can I don't fucking know do something that isn't murdering him.
>>268774You mean Golem? What about Candy and VP princess
>>268476Oh shit. So she is our blood related sister?Hell yeah. The information that the heroine is our real sister fills us with determination. Let's do this shit.
>>268774Golem is currently evil.
>>268783We always knew it would end up being incest somehow.
>>268781Party, I'm not counting non-PC>>268785We think she's evil. She hasn't done really anything yet.
>>268789At the very least she's not under our control anymore. What are we gonna do about the candycane now though?
>>268760Rip best waifu
>>268757So what type of demon are we? We're obviously a different breed than our sister. I'm guessing we inherited much more of our figure from one of our demon parents than another, just like Roxy obviously did. I am thinking that she inherited more from the cyclops parent and we inherited more from... an imp? Yeah, we definitely look like some sort of imp.
>>268819She's a cacodemon, not a Cyclops.
>>268824y-you could've stopped this...;_;
Time to go home people.Everyone's dead.Everything's fucked.It's over.Stephen King's wrath knows no bounds
>>268824The MC of Save Viva Pinata Princess is about to die to. We'll try to save him the best we can, but our dice rolls won't be enough.Do you have any final words for the poor soul inside the cookie dough golem?
>>268833Did he even have a shot with Candy?
>>268833Actually, if he's currently an Incubus, that means he'll respawn in hell.Which means...We could separate the Quests actually.>Lola and Incubus in Hell>Roxxie and Wizard in Candy Land>Grand finale of both Quests will feature a showdown between the duos
>>268833>wake up>lola is dead, best waifu is about to get RIP N' TEARedwell at least i still have my gets and my dakimakura...
>>268833I thought I won't die inside a woman anymore
>>268842>starts off as a regular quest/quests>bad gets>shit gets>oh man that's rough>half go to hell>half stay on earth>became demon with a sweet ass, no tits and a tailIt's Jara, it's just Jara we've been duped into a Jara thread everyone.
>>268860No the stinger is this was all a dream she had while she was frozen for a million years.
>>268747>>268760>What we have got here some underbaked cookie. I can fix it! AHAAHAHAAHAHAHAYou got lucky incubus have a great resistance to fire.>Oy, fuckboy! You alright? I always know you tougher then you look.
>>268874Fuckboy, it's time for your amazing power move.
>>268874Eat the gingerbread fucker
>>268874No time for chit-chat, get the ginger wizard.
>>268874Take the incubus's booty. You're still the fail wizard, you can't ignore the lewd.
>>268874YUM YUM! What a delicious looking ginger *SNAP*!
>>268886ignored, not an incubus action. Futhermore, i don't think devilwizard will let you control him right now.
>>268874BASED QMnow do the dbz fusion thing for maximum lewd fire explosion shenanigans.
>>268897Wait, so the incubus/wizard turn taking is still going on? It's incubus's turn?
>>268874Incubus: Rise from your ashen position and see what the hell Cornelia is doing.
>>268902yes, unless we point otherwise, there is turns
>>268913>>268874Okay. Then Incubus:Get up and piss yourself. The pain made you lose bladder control.
>>268913Devilman looks like he can handle this. Succubus, flee, look for the gals!
>>268874just be dead
>>268874Go find Roxy and lola's corpse
>>268927>Incubus finds Lola's corpse>It's still intact and quite sexy, though the clothes are ripped and her breasts are now showing>MC does a Shinji
>>268953>The series ends with wizard MC going on a rampage and destroying the world>Meanwhile the incubus MC sits over Lola's dead body, hand full of cum, and is weeping>Credits roll as a rampaging giant demon is seen destroying everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
>>268898are you sure? remember what happen when you do not ejecute perfectly the fusion moves.roll1- indeed, you don't ejecute correctly the moves2 He doesn't wanna (jump to next get)3 it doesn't works 4-5 this is not even my final form6-I'm become Death, destroyer of worlds
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>268984we are pretty much dead already, fuck it
>>268986fucking finallythe curse has been lifted
>>268990i don't think so, it's probably just my waifu protection drive kicking in.
>>268984In English, it's spelled Execute, not Ejecute, just letting you know.
>>268969The End of Evan-jelly-on
>>268898>>268986You use your anime knowledge and perform the Fusion move. Being both of you demonic type surely will help to successfully execute it.
>>269213Use your special move: "Special Dick Cannon" to blast the enemies away in milky semen goodness.
>>269216>not spatial dick cannonIt adds so much "oomph" to it dude.
>>269216your mind is split between crazy devil and incubus. who is going to take control in this action d31-devil is not going to do your stupid lewd shit2-it something between3-do the usual roll after that
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>269230
>>269234b a s e d
>>269239I was hoping for a 2 but I'm not going to complain about a good roll.
>>269234your special cannon roll d6 1-critical fail2-4-you shoot but gingerbread is blocking your attack5-6-success
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>269248
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>269248
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>269248
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>269249Has our luck turned around?
>>269249T H E G O D
>>269251>>269252well not with you guys
>>269249>>269213>>269234our luck has changed! does this mean we could save lola???
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>269281No, she is forever dead. This 1 proves it
>>269281No amount of luck will save Lola unless we are in the right place at the right time.
>>269281She's not dead yet anon.
>go walk dog>come backI'm so proud of you guys :'^)
>>269291>right place at the right timeQMS PLEASEI WILL PLEDGE DUAL ALLEGIANCE TO SPAIN AND RUSSIA>>269296i'd take a good look at what this says about you if i were you
>>269301But i thought it was already established that i am a faggot?
>>269332>wants to fuck a man>not a faggothe wears it with pride, don't take it from him.
>>269338but i want to leave him with nothing!
>>269339oh just you wait. lola pulls the tubes off a few panels from then, and you can see everything.
>>269353M8 your setting him up for disappointment
>>269234>>269249Did the demon form actually give us good rolls? Or is this a result of fusing the MCs together?
>>269372i never rolled here before
>>269216>>269234>>269249>I see this bread is kinda stale. I think some milk will help to make him softer. MAN MILKYou fire your "Special Dick Cannon" and hit Gingerbread. Then he screams:>Godddammit! Golem I order you to kill this faggot!
>>269398Cast shrink on big golem, make her adorable again
>>269398>"Faggot? I'm not the one drenched in cum."Then molest the golem to prove your heterosexuality
>>269398Use a spell to conjure the original golem using only a part of the current golem's body, allowing the foreign entity to use the large body and the original to have a smaller body made from a chunk of the new golem's.
>>269398Well obviously Golem is still the same, just bigger.Tell her to kill that guy!
If you can get control from the demon, remind golem of hug-times
I forget what the get numbers are, but rerolling for something like >>269440If anything can get through to her, hug-times will
>>2694496,7 and 8 are get numbers. Current get is >>269407waiting for OP to initiate roll to determine success.
>>269449In OP, 6,7,8.So>>269407
>>2694071 No, I better destroy the golem completely2 No, I better blow up an arm3-4 the golem reacts to you momentarily5-6 A little golem sprout like a tumor from the evil golem7-8 success
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>269486MARIO DO NOT KILL OFF THE GOLEMDO NOTBAD
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>269486
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>269486
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>269486DONT DO THIS TO ME MAN
>>269490It's not a toomah
Rolled 66 (1d100)
Guys can I post webm on /qst/? There is no rule about it
Well shit. Now I'm off to work.Please don't fuck up really hard while I'm gone, anons. Try to keep Golem and Roxy alive.
>>269589Remember though Webm's don't work on archives, so if someone reads this later it won't work for them.
>>269538Ahaha, Time Fcuk ftwif that's so, it wouldn't be a bad idea to conjure a oversized scalpel now that our powers allows it.
>>269490>>269398Part of the mini golem has appeared in the giant golem but is still merged with it. Now you have to be careful to not hurt your little friend
>>269645Pull our sweetheart out of there!
>>269645teleport behind the giant evil golem and tell it that this is nothing peronal.
>>269645lets go full Godzilla and grow insize to match this golem's proportions for a fair fight
Holy shit Jara's QM is just showed up again.The true crossover is sure to happen now.
>>269645Get her outta there!
>>269656godzilla roll d81-i said i want do destroy golem2-or tear her apart3-4 you grow a little and recieve punch from golem5-6-after your growth you recive some beatings7-8-success
>>269661Jara has enough suffering without our help
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>269684
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>269684
>>269678On twitter, he says he's back from vacation and should be running on the weekend.
>>269693Titmouse has returned as well >>266305
>>269656>>269688You use growth to match a golem size but golem noticed that and interrupt you by pinching you to the ground.>Stop making it difficult and just let me destroy this abomination.Says devil inside you.
>>269792Begin casting every buff spell we know!
>>269792Cast Heat Riser!
>>269792>>269794Sure why not. Get swole and resistant to EVERYTHING.
>>269796time to get /fit/
>>269792Unleash him on everything below the nipples.
>>269792Just de leg and arm him please.
>>269792How are the master wizards? Are they entertained.
>>2697941- It's easier if I just destroy it, see?2- Support and defensive magic leaves an open to the golen andshe attacks you again3-4 you are faster now5-6 ...also more resistant to phisical attacks7-8 ...also Phycally stronger9-10 ...and smarter!11-12 ...and more resistant to magic!!!13-14 ...AND THICCER!15- I SAID THICCER!16- AND A SUCCUBUS
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>269919
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>269919Yes.
>>269919Im beginning to think fusing was a shitty idea.
>>269925good bye candy golem
>>269925EVERYBODY IS FUCKING DYINGNO
>>269925WHY DID YOU EVEN ROLL?I'm not even that mad.
Wait, our sister's dead? What have I missed?!
>>269925FIGHT BACK!1-devil is in charge this time2-you struggle to not destroy the golem. She takes advantage and attacks you.3-you two can't get along, your fusion ends
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>269964r
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>269959Just read it, or hope poetry anon'd here>>269964AHH
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>269964No whammies
>>269959She's not dead, Lola is. Roxxie is MIA at the moment.We just killed Candy Cornelia AND our old Golem too.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>269964Turn back time.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>269964
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>269975heres how to roll a 100
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>269983Testing luck
>>269974Is she even confirmed dead?
>>269995Okay your in charge of rolling now.>>269999We failed like 5 saving throws in a rowalso nice gets.
>>269999quad = confirmed not dead
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>269999If 1 she is
>>269836Of course we can take a look at High Wizards... Wait. Where did they go? hmmm... I am sure they leave not because our wizard became horrible demon from hell.
>>270026Yes, clearly not.
>>270026Nah, of course that's not it. Just sorta, obliterize everything lower than them tiddies.>>270019And I seriously doubt that she is dead quite yet.>>266855 yep, severely injured but in no danger of dying.
>>270081Pretty sure this is just insight while Mario makes the next piece.
holy shit why are the dice fucking with us this bad? Surely Stephen King isn't this much of a force of chaotic evil?>tfw no thicc incubus waifu
Rolled 40 + 420 (1d100 + 420)>>270026Turn back time and try to stop ourselves from becoming evil.
>>270109They aren't. It's just all in the timing.Take the last major one for example.>>269925>>269926<10 seconds apart.Wrong time, right place so to speak.
>>270109King is ruthless and uncaring
>Surely Stephen King isn't this much of a force of chaotic evil?Oh youAs for me, i'm just reading cuz i'm either occupied or playing games.
>>270352I'm doing a quest while waiting
>>270352playing forza 6 apex in between updates driftan innarainycircuit while it's pouring outside is comfy to the max desu
>>270352Hey Satan what you think abou that my OC and Roxane blood related brother and sister :^)
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>270373> dimension in which everything is the same , but time is slower thus making right now what was at the time the wizard dual open up suddenly in portal form
>>269925>>269970>bye bye, humongous freak, Rest in pieces>NO, WAIT! There must be another way!>Don't you dare to interrupt me idiot!!The golem attacks you while you are arguing with yourself.
>>270522Quick, pull the golem out>>270352Oh, hey satan
>>270522BUFF PARTY AGAIN.
>>270522Anything below dem tiddies is free reign Mr. devil guy. :D
>>270522>>270522High impact sexual violence the golem
>>270556round 2 for thick buff. roll d161- Stop waisting my time! You moron!2- Support and defensive magic leaves an open to the golen andshe attacks you again3-4 you are faster now5-6 ...also more resistant to phisical attacks7-8 ...also Phycally stronger9-10 ...and smarter!11-12 ...and more resistant to magic!!!13-14 ...AND THICCER!15- I SAID THICCER!16- AND A SUCCUBUS
Rolled 2 (1d16)>>270575YES.
>>270577AT LEAST IT WASN'T A CRIT FAIL!
Rolled 76 (1d100)> an evangelion appears(I'm running out of interesting things to possibly crit at)
>>270556>>270575You try to buff yourself but golem not going to wait for that. She slaps you lik a bug. Again and again. >JUST. LET. ME. DESTROY. HER. YOU. IMBECIL!
>>270844Fuck it, Use Bite on candy golem
>>270844"No. We'll break her down... together."Inside our body, we hug demon boy, both MCs.Outside, we rip off an arm.
>>270844>>270852HUGSIT'S OUR ONLY HOPEOUR GOLEM IS IN THERE SOMEWHERE
Rolled 38 (1d100)I've lost all creativity, so:> game changing turn of events. Maybe time travel, maybe broken physics, who knows...
>>270844Channel the devils evilness into something productive.
>>270844Use your magic to create a lot of spit, then melt her down like you did before.
>>270844Unleash devil on everything south of the tiddies.
Wait, what would happen if we popped a candy bead while we're in this state?
>>270848puny attack roll1-destroy candy golem, roger!2-more pain3-5 success. It's only a bite, though6- THIS is a bite!
Rolled 5 (1d6)>fellow QMs save the day!>>270988Chill out guys, I got this.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>270988
>>270373>mfw they are actually blood related>>270359I didn't see it. Link?
Okay guys. I am done for today. See ya tomorrow with more shenanigans
>>271018>>260202Just some shit I´m doing in my spare time
>>270848>>271008You bite off one of her finger. It's not that much but at least you finally hurt her.Ok, I know it's a shitty cliffhanger but I have to go now.I have to attend a wedding tomorrow, so GBA will be your only QM, but I'll be monitoring the thread. Always watchingGood night
>>271179Good enough for me.Not everything can end on a high note.Anyway, we go for the kill and chop her head clean off.
>>271195OH SHIT SON
>>271195AHHHHHHHH YESSS I CAN FEEL MY SOUL RETURNING TO MY BODYWE NEVER LOST HOPENEVEROKAY I TOTTALKY DID BUT I NEVER WANTED TOOAHHHH
>>271195YOU FUCKING KING! I LOVE/HATE YOU NOW!
>>271195Christmas fucking cheer, I told you. I fucking told you all.Thank fuck
>>271243>Not just "Ho ho ho my."Damn Santa, you lost your edge.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>271195If 2 Lola is confirmed for alivwe
>>271262Sorry, I'm just so ho ho relieved that she's O ho ho K.I was beginning to lose ho ho hope but ho ho holy hell she's not ho ho horribly maimed.Ho ho hopefully this makes up for it.
>>271195>>271313Judging by the faceplant, she's alive, but barely.And she is going to be a damn sight, for sure.
>>271313no, we don't need rolls anymorewe just need hope.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>271333You're right, Mr. trips. But i´m going to roll anywayIf 1 Lola is actually dead
>>271179Use eaten finger as fuel, barrage her with weak spells to chisel her down to sizenight dood
>>271343You stupid piece of shit! She was confirmed as having survived the fall when she fell!>>266855
>>271195Put your hat back on and get stuff done. Adventure awaits!
>>271195Time for Punished Lolita>a fallen pirate
>>271195Why did the hair change to rows thoIs she brown
Long ago, two races rule over the Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERSOh wait that's different game. Today session start at 15:30-16:00. MarioGrant will be busy today so you guys all mine :^)
>>272803Everyone's dying today boys.
>>272803All our foes are dying today boys.
>>272839>>272845Just... all of the death. Fuck our shit up OP
>>272803Why are you guys the bestMaybe you should make the crossover permanent and just alternate days
>>272803So...How about we personify death...And get them killed. Then nobody else can die.
>>273023You’re in the cave and Death slaps your waifu’s assWhat do you do?
>>272839>>272845>>272975>>273023Wow guys. You reall see me like some kind of George R. R. Martin. I don't really like killing characters it just all in dices. And this quest not walk in the park. You need to put some effort here like it's videogame. More like Dark Souls I guess
>>273031I slap Death's ass.>>273033Naa, it's just coincidence. You always end up with the death scenes for some reason.
>>273033It's like dark soulsexcept every time you press a button theres a one in ten chance you'll fucking explode.
>>273036You smug piece of shit.
>>273033Not saying you kill them but somehow when we're rolling for you shit goes awry.
>>273033I dare you to make all good options and 1 slightly bad option. We guarantee the bad one will win with you. Wothout Jara, the /qst/ board cursed you.
>>271179Wow. It seems golem can regenerate by using her own candy mass. That's interesting and also really make it more difficult to fight her.>Wow. Good eye Sherlock. How about we destroy her whole body with one shot. Or you can suggest more stupid things. AS USUAL!Says Devil getting angrier and angrier.
>>273098summon giant ants with tiny hats
>>273098Chop off her head.
>>273104This. In the thousands!
>>273098carve out a small piece so we can summon our firend little golem after we kamehameha the shit out of the big golem tryng to kill us.
>>273104>>273107Uh. But then they'll eat our Golem Gal too.
>>273098>>273104This, but make it a swarm of intelligent ants with tiny tophats that serve as your allies, eating around golem's big body, but preserving her small one.
>>273111Nah man, they're good guy ants.
Something just hit me:Why don't we kill the Gingerbread Wizard?
>>2731091-gah just one shot and it's done2-3-fuck this I am going to do it alone4-5-you miss6-7-you chop a piece but it didn't transform8-10- you chop a little peace11-14-you chop a big peace15-18-so much peaces
Rolled 5 (1d18)>>273127
Rolled 7 (1d18)>>273127
>>273127Also,>Gets are 6,7,8>Replies to a 9
>>273135I have memory of goldfish. what do you want from me?>>273128second shot becouse we don't give up so easily1-gah just one shot and it's done2-3-fuck this I am going to do it alone4-5-you miss6-7-you chop a piece but it didn't transform8-10- you chop a little piace11-14-you chop a big piace15-18-so much piaces
Rolled 7 (1d18)>>273143
Rolled 5 (1d18)>>273143
>>273128>>2731345 into a 7>>273148>>2731517 into a 5What the shit?
>>273109>>273128>>273148You create magic katana in your hand and try to slice a piece from golem. But sh is fast and you miss but with second slice you cut off part of her hand.
>>273275Spit corrosive acid onto candy golem
>>273275Summon THE ANTS (the intelligent ally tophat ones from previous post):>>273113
>>273275Okay Now lets fucking de leg it!
>>273275Chop off the feet
>>273275cut off the head *play epic music*
>>273275> Ask the devil to at least be creative rather than being a muderhobo.
>>273275Assassinate the Gingerbread Wizard.
>>273298slice and dice roll d161-oh I see where this is going. CHOP HER INTO PIECES2-4- must. get out. from. moron5-6-you miss7-10-you chop her one foot10-14-you chop both feet15-16- more slices
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>273332
>>273298>>273340With amazing speed (so amazing that I can't draw this scene) you chop half of both golem's feet. Gingerbread is going to help golem to grow her arm and feet now.
>>273427Raep the golem
>>273427Fuck that, om nom ginger bread.
>>273427Crush the Gingerbread Wizard and watch the cookie crumble.
>>273436This.Also, ditch the pants, you sexy Incubus demon.
>>273427teleport behind the gingerbread man.
>>273436What's taking so long? I want a mouthful of spice laced molasses cookie.
>>273436stop gingerbread roll d161-2-Hey I wanted to make him suffer some more!3-5-need. to struggle.6-7-ginger bread succesfuly restore golem's body8-11-you interrupt gingerbread. golem still regenerate but got smaller12-16-you eat gingerbread
Rolled 9 (1d16)>>273459
>>273464But... delicious gingerbread. D':
>>273464GOOD ENOUGHas this fight is going on, roxy is just being taken farther and farther away from us:( hopefully we have a way of tracking cowtits
>>273511Why would a minion of the Gingerbread Wizard be taking her away from him?
>>273436>>273464You try to jump and eat gingerbread. He scared and try to avoid you. But golem uses her candy mass to grow her parts again but it's also reduce her size. Then she punches you to protect her master.
>>273550Whatever, DEATH BEAM THE GINGERBREAD.Cowtits and Roxxie meander in, shocked for various reasons.
>>273550Another slice, torso, just below the boobs.
>>273550>second highest roll gets us counter attackedWowzer dad. I didn't know you were an Asian. "Perfect or you no get anything."Next action:"Demon, as long as you can promise to save Golem's smaller form, I'll give you full control."
>>273556Actually, that's better than my plan.
>>273559And I've been saying this for a while but gave up.
>>273559>Making deals with a demon who only wants death and destructionLolno.
>>273559>"Demon, as long as you can promise to save Golem's smaller form, I'll give you full control."This seems like a smart move granted that the dice have been absolutely desrtoying us so far.
>>273556roll d161-2-everything you suggest is STUPID3-6-hnng this is my body!7-10-golem protects her master11-16-let's burn
Rolled 16 (1d16)>>273585
Rolled 9 (1d16)>>273585
>>273559>"Demon, as long as you can promise to save Golem's smaller form, I'll give you full control."We will probably have to roll to see if he does or not.
>>273591after so long
>>273591OUR KING HAS AWAKENED
So. Should I type up a backstory for Gingy?Since I mean, he's the first real enemy with any form of importance we've defeated.
>>273679Here we go.One time there was a gingerbread who was a dick.Then he died.I suppose you could say he...Bit off more than he could chew...That's the way the cookie crumbles...He obviously didn't have a sweet tooth...
>>273686Six-hundred-sixty-six replies, is that you satan?
>>273591Ho ho holy fuck
Thinking about it now I'm glad we didn't eat the gingerbread man, I just remembered how we soaked him with our splooge a minute ago.
>>273817We missed the opportunity to play soggy biscuit, huh?
MG here, how is going? Did you kill something?
>>273881Yes, we just killed Gingerbread Wizard.From Russia with Love is making it now.
>>273904Shush Pastamancer, the dice claim we did.
Rolled 89 (1d100)Apparently today is the day of crits, so:> turning back time and preventing needless character death
>>273556>>273591You really tired of this gingerbread. It's time to end this. You starting to beam up your death ray. Then gingerbread says:>C-comon... f-friend... why we need to fight...You ray is getting srtonger>Listen I can create hundreds... no thouthands of candy golems. please don't kill me!You fire you laser. Gingerman last words:> I just wanted some poweeerrrr.....Suddenly cowgirl enters into room holding Roxy>Hey ginger... guy. I found what I looking for. And I also take care of this piate-chick. So what with your gole-e-em-m-m...Then devil start to scream:>ROXANE!! ROXANE!! GIVE ME BACK MY ROXANE!!!You unfuse and devil runs for cowgirl outside. You now alone.
>>273936revert back into our two original forms
>>273936Save our golem!
>>273936Chase after them. Take off your pants for dramatic effect.
>>273936See how Cornelia is holding up.Seems no more Gingy has lifted the mind control...
>>273936make sure that golem is ok
>>273957roll d161-critical fail2-4-she is still hostile5-8-she is okay9-16-magical transformation
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>273978
Rolled 2 (1d16)>>273978What's a golem like normally?
>>273992transformation time1-she is small again2-she is oriinal form3-she is succubus now4-she is real girl now5-she is thick real girl now6-she is princess
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>274029
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>274029
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>274029>>274034>TFW your dice are borked.>>274038AYY
>>274038>>274029Keep the candy coloring at least!
>>274038This is starting to become the best timeline.
>>274038I'm okay with this.
>>274038>inb4 demon sex
>Yellow, orange, and white Sugar SuccubusThis is going to be enjoyable.I wonder if Candy will even recognize her.Still calling our old Golem Gal Cornelia now.
>>274029I wish she was a real girl ;_;
>>273957>>273992>>274038Oh miracle! Our golem transforms into cute candy corn succubus! She is so happy that you save her. She hugs you so strong that she breaks some of your bones. And she says that you are best friend in the world. Her friend. You just a friend. Best friend forever. And ever. And even time after that. YOU JUST GOT FRIENDZONED
>>274377Ride her into battle.
>>274377Ask her if she'd like to be friends with benefits, she can't resist your incubus sex powers
>>274377An unknown deity from another dimension takes pity that candy golem couldn't become a real girl, and decides to make her one anyways (and a princess to boot).
>>274377What a shame. Let's go rescue our sister.
Why can't i hold all these waifus?
>>274377Say "Fuck that" and smooch the candy. She will be your waifu, because unlike Fail Wizard, you are more assertive than that.
>>274377>friendzoned by a succubushow the fuck
>>274377Eh i'm fine with that.Cause we need to be with Lola, she needs happiness.
>>274432I don't understand why people are cool with MC getting friendzoned.This is when we go full Chad and not accept that shit. Whether it is aggressive Chad or assertive romantic Chad, we gotta not just accept what is said without even declaring we want her as our waifu.
>>274388roll d121-critical fail2-5-candy thinks you are weirdo6-10-she doesn't want it and you run usual way11-12-success
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>274458I honestly hope to fail this roll.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>274458
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>274458Prayer
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>274458Lick all over her body
>>274465>>274458>rideAre we riding her sexually?
Successeding the impprtant rolls
>>274458This will be interesting.I assume piggyback, but we'll see.Also,>FriendFriends still fug. Lifelong friends are called spouses. :^)
Yes!It's cool though. For catching a cowgirl we need to become a cowboy, with a proper steed.Make sure to use reins and stuff.
>>274493Well, I mean, we could just go find Demon Boy. And ride him into battle like a wolf mount.Or the Rake.
>>274388>>274465You ask Candy for a ride. She can't say no to a friend who saved her life. You sit on her back and she carry you deeper into cave coridors.Welp that's it for today. I really tired and need some sleep. Today we have a new waifu. And let's better end this sesion on good part. Tomorrow MarioGrant alone will proceed with Lola story. I will be around for a while. See ya later folks.
>>274669Thanks for all that GoodBad.
>>274669That was fun. Love your art as always, sleep well.
>>274669That was absolutely fun, thank you.
>>274669Tell her that you like her as more than a friend and wish to make her your waifu. Propose to the candy!
>>274669See ya friend, may Stephen King be with you.
>>274669>not riding her when she's facing upwards and crab crawlinggood stuff, GBA!
Today session at 15:00-15:30 UTC.GBA has to do some stuff ,so, it's only me in this session. No "bad cop, worse cop" today.
>>277259>VP princess>literally her first words after four threads are that she is the canon waifuGood one. Candy 4 lyfe.
>>277259Golem confirmed for perfect waifu
>>277259I'm sorry, did my mind miss something? I don't recall ever seeing the first girl
>>277408That's magic duel protag
>>277259I'm also confused as to who first girl is.Is it Demon Boy?Cornelia is still best, to be honest.
>>277259>Thick witch in a suitMy dick can´t handle this
>>277259confused boner on Golem succubus
>>277414At what point did he start looking like that or is this just for fanservice?
>>277442That would be the latter anon. How could you see Candy and not know its fanservice? Curves like that don't grow on trees.
>>277472Well I guess, but it is still weird as hell to see Magic Duel MC as a non-oversexualized little girl.
>>277259I think this is the first time ever a gif made my sides reach mach 7 and give me a boner. What do i even call this? Humorboner?
>>277484I'm just giving you a hard time man. I didn't realize who it was either until I did process of elimination and recognized the way the hair resembled his hat.