>>256226
>>Try to hunt something down... It is clear the kitchen cannot handle your appetite (Survey)
Big game hunter!

>>256226
>>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
Mining with our teeth, you say?

>>256226
>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.

>>256226
>Try to hunt something down... It is clear the kitchen cannot handle your appetite (Survey)

>>256226
>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
Let's eat us a mine.

Waiting five more minutes.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling
1=Survey
2=Eat a hole!

You decide to hunt the forests for food, like you used to back in the old days.
Roll me a 1d20+2 for finding something.

Just did the math we only need to eat 1000 pounds of butter a day to meet caloric intake

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256266

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256266

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256266
Wow, we did not do a lot of hunting did we?

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256269
fuuck.
rolling for save.

>>256277
So close, but not quite enough. Time to eat dirt literally.

>>256266
But op there was 2 for survey
>>256239
>>256247
And 3 for eating whatever
>>256247
>>256238
>>256237

EcoAnon reporting in...this hunger is not treasury safe!

>>256287
Agreed, we'll have to devote all resources to solving this problem, somehow.

>>256282
>>256235
Mislinked one of the survey votes.

>>256290
>>256267
Jesus it's not that bad

>>256282
Shit, must of mixed one of them up. I'll switch it but still use the nat one.

You realize that eating dirt and rocks is for plebians... You require real game! Something fit for an emperor!
Or you know, you could just take a nap.

>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.
>You could just take a nap for a while, and wait for the kitchens to adjust to accommodate you... But who will rule in the meanwhile?

>>256290
This hunger is not diplomatically safe, bad bad bad! we basically have chronic masturbation but instead of masturbation, it's eating.

>>256297
>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.

>>256297
>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.
Maybe we'll deal with a monster infestation we didn't know we had.

>>256299
just become friends with ukraine (if it exists yet) they have the highest production of butter in europe

>>256267
>>256297
>>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.

Looks like REAL game wins.

You soar above the Baltic Ocean, mostly because it's closer. Your stomach is rumbling... You must find food.
You see four targets, each one of varying qualities.
>A Cruise ship... Who cares if it's tourists ahead to Stockholm, you need the food.
>A Hellenic Convoy, you don't know them and they might not know you.
>A NATO Battleship, they had it coming anyways. Especially because it's NATO.
>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
>Meh, just go back and hibernate for a week.

>>256315
>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.

>>256315
>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
we will find this golden cream.

>>256315
>>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.

>>256315
>>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
Are we gonna end up as a fatdragon instead of /fit/dragon we are now?

>>256297
>A NATO Battleship, they had it coming anyways. Especially because it's NATO.
Let's cause an incident, after all, tanks are so very, very tasty.

>>256325
we'll work it off, just calories for the war machine.

>>256325
I assume our metabolism is extremely high so no.

Btw, if no one realised it, we're about to cause an incident no matter what option we take. I'm not sure if these pastures are in Soviet or Germany though.

>>256325
Remains to be seen.

You fly eastward, and go on the QUEST OF BUTTER, and you fly over what seems to be a poor farming village, with a gravel road going to a highway.
This may be what the ancient texts refered to as "Ukraine".
Actions
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
>Land and attempt to sneak into their buttery halls, in your quest for BUTTER! (Agility)
>Write-In
I am having too much fun writing this.

>>256352
I'm crying right now this is beautiful

>>256352
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
RED EYE!

>>256352
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
In what lands does Ukraine lay in this setting? Is it in Soviet hands?

>>256352
>>Land and attempt to sneak into their buttery halls, in your quest for BUTTER! (Agility)
...What could possibly go wrong?

>>256352
Seduce them
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)

>>256360
Yep.
>>256362
Oh god I don't know how to write slavic butter dragon sex anon.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for BUTTERY DEMANDS!

Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370

Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370

Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370

>>256375
>Update
6+8=14
Borderline Failure

You land outside the village...
"Give me butter, or give me death, peasants!"/red]
One of the peasants yells...
"PROTECT THE BUTTER! FOR COMRADE STALIN! CHARGE!!!!
About twenty peasants rush towards you attempting to hack at your scales. You'd laugh, if you weren't hungry.
Actions
>Eat them.
>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
>Kidnap the females and the butter.

>>256390
>Leave em be, and steal their butter.

>>256390
>>Leave em be, and steal their butter.

>>256390
>>Kidnap the females and the butter.
Be sure to come back much later, to steal their women again.

>>256390
>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
No need for more babies.

>>256390

>Kidnap the females and the butter.

>>256390
>Kidnap the females and the butter.
It's the most entertaining option.

>>256399
>No need for more babies
Anon, there is always more need for babies. We shall shower these slavic hordes in our white draconic grace.

>>256390
>>Leave em be, and steal their butter.

>>256390
>>Kidnap the females and the butter.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=No Kidnapping
2=Kidnap

>>256405
Seeing how we're going to starve our land, I see no reason to make more.

>>256409
Based dice is based.

You first rip off the granary from the ground and the roof, and basically just fucking chug the entire butter granary in a few gulps. You require more sustiance however. You also decide to kidnap the females (all of them.) and fly off, for you are BUTTER DRAGON "defender" of women, innocence, and butter!
>Butter Eaten: 250/2500 lbs

Actions
>You're going to need a bigger hit... Maybe you can attack a Butter Convoy?
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
>Raid some more villages for Women and Butter! Two things that go good together!
>Write-In

>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
Butter is more important.

>>256424
>>Raid some more villages for Women and Butter! Two things that go good together!
LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING!

>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
We will be known as the anililator of butter.

>>256410
It's only when we give the pregnant women that mutagen do they get super hungry.

This feels like the best worst movie on Sci-Fi right now.
I don't know how to feel about this anymore, but laugh.

>>256424
>Enslave Ukraine to solely make butter

>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
Maybe we can deal with this mutation by eating years worth of food.

>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
>>256433
Our children risk inheriting it from us even without the mutagen. We need to make something that prevents that from happening.

>>256442
I got the solution for that, we alchemy up some dragon strength birth control.

>>256442
That;s going to be a more fun alchemy project.

>>256450
we have enough kids.
>>256442
we should get elizabeth to help us. She owes us one.

>>256450
>>256452
Seeing how our rolls, we might become infertile. Besides, we have enough children to worry about.

>>256450
I was going to suggest something like that.
>>256452
It shouldn't be that hard actually, we just need to keep refining what we already have until we get a variant that ensures our hunger doesn't get passed down the line.
>>256454
Seconded, in fact, we might be able to do something about HER hunger. Should be easier than trying to fix ours.

Demand wins!

You yell to the young woman on the top of your horns.
"You, tell me where the Butter Reserves are!"
"No, I'll never tell you! NEVER!"
"...I'll let you eat a little bit of it."
"Deal. It's about five miles away"
You circle above the Fuel and Butter reserve of Ukraine, guarded by USSR troops... This will be hard.
Actions
>BLITZKRIEG NOW! (Body)
>Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
>Attempt to infiltrate in human form, and drain the butter. (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In

>>256460
Couldn't we just do anal?

>>256464
>>Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
Ukraine is weak.

>>256464
Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
>>256466
>this shit posting

>>256464
>BLITZKRIEG NOW! (Body)

>>256464
>BLITZKRIEG NOW! (Body)
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

>>256464
>Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)

>>256464
BUTTER BERZERKER
Also,ignore my (maybe) rolling. I'm trying to post via the Fortune app.

Roll me a 1d20+11 for BUTTER BESERKING

Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478

Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
eye or not?!

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
ALL WILL BE EATEN!

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478

Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478

Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
ded rhodoks errywhere.

>>256480
Blitzkrieg = No eye
Berserking = Eye

>>256485
yes

>>256485
R.I.P. butter reserve, you never stood a chance.

BUTTER FOR THE BUTTER DRAGON!

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>>256485

[spoiler[Nurgle is going to pay us a visit[/spoiler]

>>256502
more like Slaanesh

>>256481
17+11=28
Overwhelming Success!

You open your left eye, and get ANGRY! YOU MUST CHUG THE FUCKING OIL AND BUTTER NOW!
You come crashing into the butter silo, and slice off the tops, the soldiers look at you in confusion, and you begin chugging the butter silos down. The soldiers cheer you on, mostly because they realize it's probably best to get on your side rather then get eaten. After the major silos are drained, you start shoving the smaller ones in your mouth. The soldiers at this point are actually attempting to fight back, realizing otherwise they might get killed for beign a traitor. You ignore them, and start chugging the oil, getting ANGRIER... Wait for it... And breathe oil fire all around the fucking storage, including the forest. You then shoot a laser into a fucking tank and fly off, closing your eye.
Butter Dragon is Best Dragon.
>Butter Eaten: 2500/2500 lbs.

You fly back home with the women you kidnapped, and you turn from SEARING MAGMA HOT ANGRY to REGULAR ANGRY.

You land in your lair, and release the women for later... First, you must do science!
Actions
>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
>Make fake butter... (Alchemy.)
>Write-In
>>256511
Me? I'm betting on Slaneesh, Khorne, and a little bit of Tzeentch.

>>256517
>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)

>>256517
>Not using the 20. QM pls.

>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)

and now to create Margarine!

>>256517
>>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
And FAST!

>>256485
I didn't notice... You guys get a free natural twenty on any success now, just feel free to call it because I missed the nat 20.

>>256517
>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
Let's figure it out and give this shit to Elizabeth
also we ate 10205829 calories

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for alchemy.
>inb4 nat one
>inb4 you now are /fat/ instead of /fit/

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256529
That's a lot of butter.

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534
Can we use our 20 from earlier on this?

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534
when Stalin gets a report that says a dragon chugged butter granieries like it was ocktoberfest and shot eye lasers, he's just gonna think they were drunk right?

>>256534
I suggest we use that natural 20 for this.

>>256539
Sure, poll below
Use Nat 20 from before?
>yes
>no

>>256544
>Yes
We need one for this.

>>256544
No, if this fails, we'll ask Elizabeth to help us

>>256544
Yes

>>256542
Oh shit, you nearly made me forget something, thanks laddie.

>>256544
Yessss. If we get super successfulw e may be able to suppres our wifes hunger as well

>>256544
>no
Failure is fun with alchemy.

Looks like yes wins.

Writing.

>>256544
YES

>>256560
YOU FOOLS, we have a fucking ally for this damn it.

>>256564
We'll probably need her help anyway. This way we'll at least not burden her too much when we do go to request her aid.

>>256564
ah well, it'll be funny at least.

After a few hours of working and resisting the urge to lathe yourself in butter (which you don't have), you eventually come up with something you like to call... Mutagen B. B for Butter.

The mutation works on you, and nearly anyone so long as they have draconic DNA, it essentially makes all food eaten be more effective, and effectively just returns you to your old self. Along with your wife.
However, the one weakness is in times of extreme emotion, the mutagen get's slowed down by the nervous and brain system, so the pill doesn't effect in times of heavy emotions.

After you mutate yourself, you feel a whole lot better. And feel bloated to hell. You shouldn't of eaten all that butter.
You go upstairs, and give your wife the mutagen. She hugs you and says "I was looking fat anyways." and goes away. Now the only time you have to worry about her being super hungry is during her period!

It is nearly night.
Actions.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines! (Free Action)
>Take care of the slavic women you kidnapped... (Free Action)
>Write-In

>>256578
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Holy magic/Bible

>>256578
>>Take care of the slavic women you kidnapped... (Free Action)
>Visit Iceland.

>>256580
supporting

>>256578
Draconian EU! Let's do it!

>>256581
Seconded.

>>256581
support

>>256581
we did promise them butter..

>>256586
>>256581
>>256589
>>256590
Are we really visiting Iceland with it turning to night?

>>256581
Looks like this wins

You decide to take care of the slavic girls, who just look around, amazed by your lair.
Actions
>Make the slaves.
>Make them servants.
>Make them permant concubines.
>Make them soldiers.
>Just let them be free, or whatever.
Additionally...
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
>Don't do it.

>>256599
>Make them servants
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)

>>256599
>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)

>>256599
>>Make them slaves.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)

>>256599
>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
How many are there?

>>256611
About twenty.

>>256599
>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)

>>256599
>>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)

You make them servants, and give the girl who helped you a butter stick. She nods faithfully and you decide to travel to Iceland. Of course, because it is nighttime, it takes until early morning to actually find Iceland. You land by the shore, by a traditionalist longhouse village. The people apparently haven't woken up yet.
Actions
>Find the capital, Reykjavik.
>See if you can't find some of the heathen priests... Perhaps they might tell you of your future?
>Write-In

>>256626
>Find the capital, Reykjavik.

>>256626
>>See if you can't find some of the heathen priests... Perhaps they might tell you of your future?

>>256626
>>Find the capital, Reykjavik.
We have a proposal to make.

>>256626
>Find the capital, Reykjavik

>>256626
>See if you can't find some of the heathen priests... Perhaps they might tell you of your future?
>Acquire trait secret tolerance of norse pagans

>>256636
>Toleranting pagans
Maybe for business but nothing more.

You decide to travel to the capital in your human form to avoid suspicion, and by about early noon you see it, a mighty city of longhouses, old harbors, and untouched by the modern world.
Current Form: Human
You walk into the town dressed in your noble regalia, and a few of the townsfolk snicker at you, or make back-handed comments about you. Eventually you reach what seems to be the chieftan's longhouse, and go inside.
"Hello? Is the High Chief here?"
"Oi, who might you be?"
"Depends, are you the chieftan?"
"Aye, that I am... Who are you?"
Actions
>Reveal yourself as their overlord, Renexizious.
>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)
>Write-In

>>256648
>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)

>>256648
>>Reveal yourself as their overlord, Renexizious.

>>256648
>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)
This place may have nothing for us.

>>256648
>Reveal yourself as their overlord, Renexizious.
No impersonating other gods.
Unless we plan to become one.

>>256648
>>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)

You decide to say you are a traveler!

"My name is not important... What I want, is well... To talk."
"Talk about what, stranger?"
Actions
>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
>Write-In

>>256681
>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)

>>256681
>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
Didn't we just wake up one day? Maybe they know something.

>>256681
>>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)

>>256681
>>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for this shit.

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691
the art of the con.

>>256699
well then

>>256699
The economy demands it.

>>256699
20+7=27
Critical Overwhelming Success!
Whelp, lore bomb coming

The chieftan nods, and motions for you to follow him into the back room.

"In a byegone era, where the gods did not live, was a world unlike ours, full of other races, full of the dwarves, full of the elves, full of all sorts of... Mythical creatures. Then, one day, it vanished. Humanity came around, led by these beings. That would later fall into legend, as dismissed as myth. Then, the legends say "In the days of large longhouses, where man rules the skies and earth, where no other race may exist, there will be a harbinger, the first of the Dragons, their oldest brother, blessed by the ancient gods of Bahamut, and Tiamat. Blessed by the the ancient world, souls of great leaders will rise once more, men of unparalleled valor will fight against evil and tyranny. The Harbinger, shall be the light of man, and the darkness held within it."
"That is all?"
"That is all, the rest has faded into legend, and myth."
Interesting... You on your flight back to Stockholm, think about how you shall change the world.
I'm ending it here tonight guys, I'm exhausted and also sleep-deprived.

>>256728
Goodnight

>>256728
Sounds like a nice guy, when are we going to meet him? Reminder only a Gold Dragon can create something like Communism

>>256728
we is prophetical warriors now my dudes

So question, how exactly does our digestive system work? Do people like, live in our stomach because it seems we have no real means of venting our stomach. Just a passing question, because I've been wondering this a little. Also, is there any mutations for our digestion system?

>>257308
We can eat pretty much anything. The acids in our stomach are like, super powered/magical

>>257308
we also have an acidic spit, I tried getting us to hide someone in our mouth and was told it's a bad idea, I assume anything we consume near instantly dies.

Thinking about it, I think the dragon in China might be a gold one.

>>257605
it could be... we havent seen one of those yet in our children and i dont think OP would re-use colors when he could add some variety

>>257727
Mostly because the gold dragon is very asian themed, if it's a traditional one, it will be a very big problem.

>>257400
So, if we kiss someone they're going to rest in pepperoni? Honestly, that could be very effective way of assassination, if we claim it's a "tradition".
Slightly saddened by No dragon stomach civilizations living off whatever we eat

>>257816
Could be that the OP isn't letting us have metallic colored baby dragons, because we are chromatic after all, and I think he wants this to be semi-D&D after all.

>>257858
what I'm saying is this dragon in China might fuck us up, I hope our Liam Neeson spy return soon.

>>257865
did the OP specify if the Warsaw Pact is explicitly owned by dragons, because they might just be ruled by something else, like rakashkas or something.

>>257876
No specifics, this is all we got.
>After reading through the documents, you find that the Spanish spy apparently found evidence that some of the leaders of the U.S.S.R might be... Well... Not human. From there, it ends. No specifics given at all.
The rest of it is just us assuming things.

>>257876
>>257889
we do know that the facist revolution in China is being led by a dragon.

Just one more question since I'm new, are our children more effective then mutated humans, and if so, should we attempt to outbreed humanity?

>>257906
Our children are more effective, but by technical means most of our children aren't actually our children, they're the nobles, so breeding too much can take power away from us, rather quickly. I honestly think we have enough kids, if we want more, we'll pork our wife for more true dragons.

>>257906
Unless you want ruin the earth with our monstrous appetite, no.

>>257978
We could probably make a gestaltation mutagen that zeroes the chance that we pass that trait on to the next generation.

>>258185
Both our wife and us have the same hunger gene unless you want destroy our DNA.

>>258261
The gestalltation mutagens can give mutations to the kid by affecting the pregnancy, Making one that prevents them from getting a mutation shouldn't be impossible. Even if we can't save ourselves from having it.

Alright, I'm back from work, so I'm ready to clarify a few things.
>>257978
Hereditary traits are usually downgraded, and Ultra Hungry would simply just become Very Hungry.
>>257400
This, to be honest your mouth is extremely hostile to anything entering it (and probably smells, to be honest.)
>>257308
Your digestive system? I haven't really thought too much about this, but it's basically a mixture of basic human biology (shitting, pissing, etc), and your breath attack also is venting your stomach (via magical bullshittery), and there are quite a few mutations for your digestion system...
Writing the next update in a few minutes.

Your flight back to Stockholm is uneventful, and you fall into a sleep, dreaming of this prophecy...
You feel stronger... And a distance memory comes back to you. A human, in black hair and an office suit, additonally with black pants and dress shoes.
Mutation Point unlocked, you only!
>Stable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity (Not attributes!)
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation

>>258624
Would it be possible to make a gestalgation mutagen that prevents our children from inheriting a trait altogether?
>>258647
Which of our mutations can and can't be upgraded? It's not marked on the sheet if they are Extreme or not.

>>258647
>>Stable Mutation

>>258647
>>Stable Mutation

>>258656
You can upgrade all of them. Except the eye.

>>258672
Alright then.
>>258647
>Upgrade Mutation

>>258675
(Please specify which mutation you want to upgrade m8.)

>>258647
>Stable Mutation

>>258679
>Upgrade Mutation
>Ultra Hungry
We could make it less severe like that right?

Yes, I know we got the pill, but I think we could still benefit from trying to tone it down. Not that it matters right now since everyone else want a stable mutation. But it would be nice to know for next time if I got how it works right.

Stable Wins!

Select one.

>Slimy (Slime coats your scales, granting you a +2 to Agility, and the ability to (sort of) stick to objects.)
>Expanded Mouth (Your mouth grows larger, similar to that of a snake. Things which you could not normally eat fast, such as Battleships and what not, are now much more faster to eat. Grants a +2 to Eating rolls.)
>Extreme Breath (Increases the effects of your breath further, allowing you to freeze ocean water over, along with most objects.)
>Enlarged Dick (Just a +2 to Sex rolls. Also a larger dick.)

>>258708
>Expanded Mouth (Your mouth grows larger, similar to that of a snake. Things which you could not normally eat fast, such as Battleships and what not, are now much more faster to eat. Grants a +2 to Eating rolls.)
OM NOM NOM!

>>258708
EXTREME BREATH

>>258708
>Extreme Breath (Increases the effects of your breath further, allowing you to freeze ocean water over, along with most objects.)

>>258708
>Extreme Breath (Increases the effects of your breath further, allowing you to freeze ocean water over, along with most objects.)
Would pick dick if you did more NSFW stuff but I don't' want this quest to become a smut quest..

>>258716
Generally speaking I randomly roll for what you guys get from a limited list.

>>258708
>Slimy
Become the true butter dragon

>>258708
Mouth

>>258726
Upgrade to larger and just mound tanks barrels on us and become the tank cuz we can breath under water

Going to wait ten more minutes.

>>258715
Breath is agility and we ain't got non>>258716
Why breath it is agility and we ain't got none

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Looks like it's a mix between Expanded Mouth and Breath

1=Mouth
2=Breath

Your mouth is now noticeably able to be dislocated now, this should help a lot in shoving shit down your throat.

You wake in the morning, feeling tired from your flight from Iceland. You seem to have a free morning, judging from the lack of servants, or children, or wife trying to interrupt you.
Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country. (Tactics)
>You know, you need to make the Germans like you... Why not plan for a sort of vacation there to boost public awareness about you?
>Send for more concubines! (Free Action)
>Recruit some soldiers!
>Write-I

>>258778
>>You know, you need to make the Germans like you... Why not plan for a sort of vacation there to boost public awareness about you?

>>258778
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Holy magic

>>258778
>Write-In
>Plan a meeting with your loyalist party to ease their fears about the direction you're taking the country.
These guys: U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. 38% of the populace is this.) (ANGERED)

>>258778
>>You know, you need to make the Germans like you... Why not plan for a sort of vacation there to boost public awareness about you?

>>258778
>>258784
>>258792

I'll switch to this, we need our fanatics on our side, after all.

Waiting five more minutes.

>>258792
This

Looks like vacation wins.

You decide that it might be time to get the Germans on your side a little more... You find the German Diplomat's office, and open it.
"Ja?"
"Ah, diplomat! I have a request to make of you."
He starts sweating.
"W...What is it?"
"I want to take a vacation in your country."
He sighs.
"Oh, good. I shall make arrangements."
After an hour of waiting, the Diplomat sees you.
"Sir, mein Kaiser has granted you a grand suite in a hotel, while you explore our glorious country! He hopes you will enjoy the country's oktoberfest which will be in only a handful of days!"
Oh, that's right. Oktoberfest was in a few days.
Actions
>Thank him, and prepare to be off... And declare a regent for the next few days.
>Put it off for a while...

>>258849
>>Thank him, and prepare to be off... And declare a regent for the next few days.
Wife can rule, as long as she doesn't eat anyone. Well, nobody that didn't deserve it.

>>258849
>>Thank him, and prepare to be off... And declare a regent for the next few days.

>>258849
No it doesn't, not even close. We had 1 vacation to 2 meet the party when you said 5 more minutes, and after 6 we got a third vote to meet the party.

>>258856
Hang on, recounting.
Son of a bitch, someone switched halfway through it. I'll be more thorough next time, sorry.

>>258859
It's ok, mistakes happen.

And most times it's ok to roll with it. But with a 3 to 1 I felt I had to correct you on this. Sorry for slowing things down.

Who do you appoint as regent?
>Claw.
>Elizabeth.
>Revenaris
>Charlemagne
>Hans
>Anitta
>Write-In

>>258876
>>Charlemagne

>>258876
>>Elizabeth.
>Charlemagne
>Revenaris
Have those two acompany her and learn how to rule properly

>>258876
>Elizabeth.
If something happens then she will have the sense to get help from the Queen.

>>258876
>Elizabeth.

>>258884
Switching my vote from being just Elizabeth to this.

>>258884
Looks like this.

You tell your two legitimate sons to listen to Elizabeth, and make sure that they learn how to rule. They agree, and you begin packing your things. In an hour, the private ship the German Kaiser has sent has arrived, and you ride the ship down to Danzig.
On the passenger ship, is countless people, all wearing suits and other high-class clothing. You are not execpt from this, and you are wearing a (rather fanciful) suit with a red tie to fit in.
Actions
>Talk to some of the passengers.
>Wait until we arrive.
>The Kaiser did say it was nearly oktoberfest... Maybe you could find where some alcohol is?
>Write-In

>>258901
>Talk to some of the passengers

>>258901
>>The Kaiser did say it was nearly oktoberfest... Maybe you could find where some alcohol is?
What could possibly go wrong?

>>258901
>>Talk to some of the passengers.

>>258901
>>Talk to some of the passengers.
We can be pretty social when we want to.

You talk to some of the passengers... It seems this passenger ship is for higher class people, and people all the way from the Hellenic Union have come to Berlin for what seems to be the Oktoberfest Festival. You even meet the Serbian Emperor, Constantine XII od Koscovo who meets you and asks who you are.
Actions
>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, dragon emperor of Sweden.
>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
>Ignore him.
>Write-In

>>258939
>>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
Followed immediately by
>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, dragon emperor of Sweden.
TO see his reaction

>>258939
>>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
People act different in regards to others status, from lower to peerage to higher. This offers us an opportunity to look at this man.

>>258946
Supporting.

>>258939
>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.

>>258946
thirding

"Heh, I'm no one of real importance, Emperor."
"Somehow, I doubt it."
"Good, because I am an Emperor as well... Emperor Renexizious, in fact."
He puts his hand out in a shaking motion, and the two of you shake hands.
"For the sake of our two countries, I hope we get along. Might I ask of where you might be staying, friend?"
Actions
>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.
>Nope, you trust no one. Especially kebab removers.

>>258971
>>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.

>>258971
>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.
It should be a well known fact we're friends with the Germans. Might as well tell the truth about our destination.

>>258971
>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.

>>258975
>>258977
>>258984
supportin

"Ah, I am staying in one of Berlin's hotels."
"Same with me, were you invited by the Kaiser?"
"...No, I just asked if I could go over for a vacation."
"Interesting... I still wonder why he invited me."
"What do you mean?"
He puts his hands on the railing of the ship.
"He claims to be the "True Heir of the Roman Empire... But everyone knows it is Sribja! The Light in the Blackness that is the Balkans! We were the ones to the drive out the Muslims! Not the Germans!"
He calms down.
"Maybe it is just me being paranoid, but I only came because I wish for him to end this claim against the glorious Roman Empire, rather then have his kind tarnish it."
"His kind?"
He looks back at you.
Actions
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Alright, either the Kaiser or this guy isn't human. No one uses that. (Intimidate.)
>See if you can't get him to bribe you for his slip up... (Juda- I mean Diplomacy.)
>Write-In

>>259010
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)

>>259010
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
Pheromones to full effect!

>>259010
>>Alright, either the Kaiser or this guy isn't human. No one uses that. (Intimidate.)

>>259010
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
Seduce him

Roll me a 1d20+8 for this.

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259039

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259039

Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259039
Have we found another creature of myth and legend?

>>259045
18+8=26
Good Success

"What do you know?"
"Nothing. I swear."
"I can tell you are lying... And let me tell you, the odds are not in your favor if you are."
"Never tell me the odds."
"Tell me, who or what are you, or the Kaiser?"
"I'm human, do not worry!"
"Then tell me, what is the Kaiser?"
"Listen, we cannot talk here. Another room prehaps?"
"Very well... But if you are lying, I will have your head."
You head to Constantine's room, where he sits down on the bed.
"Before you ask how I know, I was taught in his court by Otto von Bismark himself... While he played his wargames, I actually learned how the court worked."
He turns around.
"It was a hot, midsummer night. I saw Wolfgang going out for a stroll, and I decided to follow."
"Continue."
"I saw him approach a figure, who's skin was golden scales, and I saw Wolfgang's scales to turn gold. Only for a minute, and the two of them seemed to hug."
Son of a bitch... Is this another dragon? Or could it be a son of one?
"Interesting... Does the story end there?"
"No, for a few minutes later he found me, and I guess he thought I knew, but thought better about killing me... He did say if I told anyone what happened, he would disembowel me."
"Jesus, that is... That is rather harsh."
"Yes... Can I count on you not ratting me out?"
Actions
>Sure.
>Nope!

>Sure.

>>259096
>Sure
We'll not reveal how we found out at least.

>>259096
>Sure.

>>259096
>>Sure.

"I promise I will not tell Wolfgang."
"Good. Now, let us drink to the future."
The two of you drink and you land in Danzig, where you take your baggage. A vehicle seems to wait for you, presumably an automobile. You wave to Constantine, and enter it. Within two hours, you arrive at your hotel, check in, and unload your shit.
Actions
>Schedule a public event so people in Germany can get to meet you, and you'll raise their opinion of you.
>See if you can't get an audience with Wolfgang.
>See if Constantine is still in town, and start drinking with him.
>See the German restaurants... And see how long it takes for them to run out of food you sate you.
>See if you can't meet with the Reich's head general... Off the books, of course.
>Write-In

>>259140
>>Schedule a public event so people in Germany can get to meet you, and you'll raise their opinion of you.
We're hip, we're cool, and we're a fucking dragon, and we're hip, and we're cool..

>>259140
>See if you can't get an audience with Wolfgang.
The opinion of the Kaiser is the most important one here. And maybe if we ask his theories about what kind of non-humans rule the Warsaw Pact we could worm out of him what his secret is without revealing we already know he isn't human.

Ending voting in about ten minutes.

Where did everyone go?

>>259140
>See if you can't get an audience with Wolfgang.

>>259149
seconding
>>259180
mostly sleeping

>>259140
>>See the German restaurants... And see how long it takes for them to run out of food you sate you.
>>259140

Looks like meeting Wolfgang is chosen.
Writing.

You head to the German Palace, and wait there for a good hour or so, until Wolfgang lets you inside. The beauties of the court are astounding, statues, paintings, German crosses, and the occasional suit of armor marks the hallways.

"Ah, hello mein friend! How are you enjoying your stay in the Reich?"
"It is wonderful, Wolfgang... Now tell me..."
Actions
>See if you can connect the Warsaw Pact's nonhuman leaders with Wolfgang via clever wordplay. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD.)
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)
>Demand he tell you who he's been serving all along... (Intimidate, VERY HARD)
>Write-In

>>259213
Oh,shit. I really don't know,guys. I probably shouldn't have gotten drunk before getting here.

>>259213
>See if you can connect the Warsaw Pact's nonhuman leaders with Wolfgang via clever wordplay. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD.)

>>259213
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)

>>259213
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)

>>259213
>>See if you can connect the Warsaw Pact's nonhuman leaders with Wolfgang via clever wordplay. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD.)

>>259213
>>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)

>>259213
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)

Roll me a 1d20+8 for telling him.

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259237
We're a white dragon, we know these things.

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259237

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259237
>inb4 pushing our luck
>inb4 nat 1

>>259244
Hell yeah, that should do it.

>>259244
nice

>>259244
17+8=24
Good Success!

"Wolfgang, I know about you not being human."
His face turns red with anger.
"Who told you this?!"
His usual German accent vanishes completely.
"I will not tell you, Wolfgang. Who are you... Really?"
He turns around, his skin turning into golden scales.
"I am a servant of Tiamat, the true goddess of these lands."
Oh shit, fuck, are you dealing with cultists?
"Tiamat, eh? What has she given you?"
"Unlimited power!"
"Can you turn into a true dragon?"
"...No."
Then it's not really unlimited power.
"So? She is still my mistress, and I would be glad to put a heretic such as yourself on a pike for the Dragon Goddess!"
Actions
>Yeah, no. Time to take power? Yes.
>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)
>Heh. You actually worship Tiamat yourself... (Give up Christianity)
>Bring him back into the fold of Christ. (Conversion, VERY HARD)

>>259256
>Bring him back into the fold of Christ. (Conversion, VERY HARD)