>>250271
>Spend some time with your children, to make sure they develop fine, you don't want to have anti-social psychopaths, now do you?
hopefully nothing burns down while we watch our kids.

>>250278
>>250278
Figuratively, or literally?

I'm going to wait 25 minutes for this, because it's really early in the morning.
(Also, the terrorist attack might be drawing anons away)

>Spend some time with your children, to make sure they develop fine, you don't want to have anti-social psychopaths, now do you?

>>250278
This
Also can we administer a mutagen which gives them shape shift too...

>>250312
I mean, there's nothing preventing you, but it might be a little interesting...

>>250280
Either is bad. Honestly, it's quite the predicament we're put in. Do we know if we're still in the black from the healthcare?

>>250317
You still are, but slightly less so due to NATO outposts. Also, your industry budget has gone up thanks to you corrupting unions.

>>250314
Well we nearly ate the diplomats wife so we like interesting

You decide to spend time with your family.
"Alright come on kids, dad's gonna show you how we roll here in the Imperial Palace."
Charlemagne slowly gets off the couch, while Revenaris eagerly waits behind you. Everyone else comes towards you, also eagerly waiting for you.

Actions (Select Two)
>Take them around the palace and observe what they do... (Learn Personalities)
>Teach them something... (Learning)
>Take them to the Church to get baptized.
>Take them to the tabletop store... For fun, of course.
>Attempt to mutate them... For science! (Alchemy)
>Write-In

>>250340
>Take them around the palace and observe what they do... (Learn Personalities)
>Take them to the Church to get baptized.

>>250340
>>Take them around the palace and observe what they do... (Learn Personalities)

This for now.

You decide to take them around the palace...

You find that Viktarious is... Well, he's interesting. He constantly attempted to hurt, or harm something, or at the very least insult them. He however, did not do this to any of your children, he did this to nobles (mostly). You find this quite odd.
Viktarious Personality
>Sadistic
>Family-Loving
>Extremely Ambitious.

Revenaris seemed to follow his half brother, Viktarious, and attempted to console him on why he shouldn't hurt people. His half-brother of course, ignored him, but did say he loved him. In addition, whenever an argument broke out, he seemed the most... Neutral, out of all them. He was also eager to learn about the country and the people in it.
Revenaris Personality
>Kind
>Just
>Nationalistic

Maria was... She was the one who constantly kept getting lost, and in fact your fairly sure she did it on purpose. She was arguably however, the most outgoing one in the family, especially outside.
Maria's Personality
>Charming
>Nature-Loving
>Content

Juilius is... Well, he simply stayed in the back, avoiding talking. He seemed be planning something, always. He constantly took notes, and always spoke with a mannerism reserved for those in high positions of power.
Juilus Personality
>Cultured
>Ambitious
>Anti-Social

Actions
>Attempt to change a child's personality (Charisma, HARD)
>Take them somewhere to have fun!
>Write-In

Will we get the choice to try and change their personalities later, or is this a one-time thing?

>Attempt to change a child's personality (Charisma, HARD)

Let's try and get rid of that Sadistic personality... I don't want to have a Ramsey Bolton.

>>250385
You can get rid of it later, though it might be harder.

>>250373
>Take them somewhere to have fun!

>>250373
>>Attempt to change a child's personality (Charisma, HARD)
Fuck, sadistic trait. We gotta try to change that.

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+6 (+2 from phereomones) on changing your son Viktorious's personality.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250403
dice!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>250404
17+6=23

"Viktor."
Your son looks up at you.
"Why do you insist on hurting people?"
He shakes his head.
"It just feels... Right. I guess."
"You need to channel that out, lest hate consume you."
"Alright... I guess."
Rolling for what he gets.

>>250373
Attempt to change Juilius' personality
Get that antisocial out and replace with Family-loving

>>250408
Throughout the day, you see Viktor channel his hate into... Well, something that is at the very least, less of a dick move.
Viktor seems to get into a lot of fights. A lot. Hell, he seems to love them, you nearly always see him smile during one of his fist-fights with some of the palace's children. Luckily he chooses to fight in human form, so not to accidentally kill someone.
Sadistic Replaced
>Viktor now has Battle-Loving

Actions
>Replace a trait on another child (Charisma, HARD)
>Take them somewhere to have fun.

>>250420
>>Take them somewhere to have fun.
We can always revisit this choice, right?

>>250422
Yep, though it will get harder in the future.

Ending voting in five minutes.

>>250423
>>Replace a trait on another child (Charisma, HARD)
Right, scratch that. Let's see if we can cure Julius's NEETdom.

>>250420
>>Replace a trait on another child (Charisma, HARD)
>>250436

Sure, I'll back this.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+6 on convincing Julius to stop being a NEET.

>>250435
>>250413

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250442
Damn charisma is such a help.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>250446
18+6=24

You walk up to Juilius, who is scribbling on his notes.
"Where did you get that?'
"One of the servants gave it to me."
You notice that he's been doing a mixture of doodling and taking notes about people. What they're like, and what not. Also, he's been drawing them.
"Instead of observing people, why don't you go up and talk to them?"
"Why would I? I could just simply observe them and from there establish a personal bias of whether or not I should talk to them."
"Mostly because it's weird as hell to doodle someone and take notes, without even knowing who they are."
He sighs.
"Fine... I'll talk to Viktor then. And hopefully not end up being punched."
"Good luck then."
Rolling for what he gets...

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250442

>>250451
Your son seems to get along quite well with Viktor, who is actually quite protective of him. The two of them somehow get along pretty well. Of course, Juilius nervously shows his artwork, and Viktor nods and compliments his drawing. Then of course, he challenges him to a fist-fight, which Julius (hesitantly) agrees to.
Once that's over, and Juilius is laying on the ground, he makes a big speech to Viktor about "how he learned to not be afraid" and other pansy stuff like that. Viktor just says that he probably hit him a little too hard.
Juilius's Anti-Social replaced with...
>Natural Orator.

It is now late noon.
Actions
>Change another child's personality... (Charisma)
>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.
>Leave your kids, you want to do something else.

>>250466
>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.

>>250466
>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.

>>250466
>>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.

>>250466
>>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.

You decide to head somewhere with your kids.

Actions (Pick Three)
>Tabletop Store
>Bookstore
>Church
>The barracks, to hang out with the soldiers.
>The NATO embassy... Mostly because you want to piss them off.
>The Dungeon! For science!
>The Throne Room, to see how you manage the Empire.
>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>Write-In

>>250490
>>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>The NATO embassy... Mostly because you want to piss them off.
>The barracks, to hang out with the soldiers.

>>250490
>Church
>Tabletop Store
>The Dungeon! For science!

Also, it would help people find the new threads faster if there is a link to the new thread in the old one. I added on before I got here this time.

>>250490
>>The NATO embassy... Mostly because you want to piss them off.
>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>Church

Waiting five more minutes

Looks like Saturday wins, NATO wins, and so does Church.
Writing.

>>250490
>Bookstore
>Church
>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!

You decide to take your kids to watch televesion. After you do what Charlemagne calls "Channel Surfing", you find some crudely drawn and animated televsion shows... Your kids are fascinated by them. Even Charlemagne is watching, without ranting about the Lizardjews or something like that.
You have a few channels you could watch...
Channels
>Huh, there's a cartoon about you... Whelp, guess it's time to both satisfy your ego and have fun with your kids.
>There is a show called Jonny Quest, though you know little else about it.
>There is a sort of English movie on, called the Adventures of Robin Hood, which you remember is an old English folk-hero.
>There is a channel which is playing something about a anthropomorphic rabbit trying to convince a duck about hunting season, and is made by a company called Warner Bros.
>Write-In

>>250514
>There is a sort of English movie on, called the Adventures of Robin Hood, which you remember is an old English folk-hero.

>>250514
>There is a channel which is playing something about a anthropomorphic rabbit trying to convince a duck about hunting season, and is made by a company called Warner Bros.

Waiting five more minutes.

>>250514
>>Huh, there's a cartoon about you... Whelp, guess it's time to both satisfy your ego and have fun with your kids.

>>250514
>Huh, there's a cartoon about you

Looks like ego wins...

You decide to watch that one cartoon about you. You are slightly impressed that they keep getting your good side, and apparently it covers your rise to power. There are lots of hammy accents however, such as the Queen Of England sounding extremely posh. Which she is, but you'd never say that to her face. Eventually it ends at the part where you made an alliance with England.
For the next hour or so you have to answer plenty of questions from your children, until you finally arrive at the NATO embassy. Two guards look at you in utter confusion.
Actions
>CHARGE!
>Demand entrance into the embassy... You need to talk to the ambassador. (Not really, you just want to see how long it takes until he breaks.)
>Write-in

>>250537
>Demand entrance into the embassy... You need to talk to the ambassador. (Not really, you just want to see how long it takes until he breaks.)

>>250537
>Demand entrance into the embassy... You need to talk to the ambassador. (Not really, you just want to see how long it takes until he breaks.)
Remain unreasonably polite and see how they react to you acting so uncharacteristically opposite of the "I'll eat you" image that they currently hold of you meanwhile smile all the time like you're up to something

>>250537
>Write-in
>Realise that this visit won't benefit the children's education and go somewhere else

>>250548
This.

Also mention "Pulse" and "Florida degenerates had it coming"

Looks like demand entrance wins.

Current Form: Half-Dragon
You put on a smile, and walk up to the door, there, the two guards fumble for their rifles.
You shake hands with them, and they are extremely confused.
"Uh... Sir? Do you want to see the ambassador?"
"Why, yes I do. Could you open the door please?"
The man nervously sweats, and opens the door for you, slowly.
"Thanks. Now, kids, what do you say to the nice man?"
They say thank you, except Viktor and Charlemagne, Viktor just challenges the man to a fist-fight. The man sweats a little more anxiously, and declines, while Charlemagne just goes on a rant about how the "Flordianian degnerates had it coming..." and whatnot.
Inside, the secretary is completely undisturbed, and asks if you have an appointment.
Actions
>Ignore her and walk into your buddies office!
>Tell the kids to distract her ASAP.
>Attempt to bluff her that you do in fact have an appointment (Charisma)

>>250565
>>Attempt to bluff her that you do in fact have an appointment (Charisma)
Of course we have an appointment, is that a new haircut?

>>250565
Bluff this hoe

>>250565
>Attempt to bluff her that you do in fact have an appointment (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for BLUFF!

Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250578
Nat 1

Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250578

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250578
Nat 2

>>250580
18+7=25
Overwhelming Success!

"I do in fact, have an appointment. With my kids. Also, did I mention that your hot?"
She blushes.
"That means a lot, coming from an emperor. Go on inside, he's waiting for you."
You swear she gave you a wink.
When you go inside, you see the ambassador reading a book. It seems he doesn't realize your there.
>Terrify him. (Intimidate)
>Cough loudly.
>Grab the book and eat it. Heh, nothing like good-old fashioned eating.
>Write-In

>>250592
>>Write-In
"Apologies for coming in unnanounced. Now, if you're not busy, I'd like to impose on you."

>>250592
>Grab the book and eat it. Heh, nothing like good-old fashioned eating.

>>250592
>Write-In
>Explain things about how things work here to the children like nothing is wrong and see how long it takes for the ambassador to notice your pressence.

>>250602
This.

"-and this kids, is where Mr.Ambassador work!"
Your kids look around the room.
"What does he do, daddy?" says Maria.
The diplomat's eyes go up, and then turn to his book in fear... Hoping that if he doesn't move that you won't notice him.
"Well, he's a dear friend of mine, after I ate his colleague! You lean on his shoulder, and he squeaks in pain, and is now sweating nervously.
"Dad, why is he your friend if you ate his friend?" is the follow up question posed by Maria.
"Well, that's simple! If he helps me, I make sure he stays out of my stomach..."
The ambassador gets the hint, and tries to say something.
"Uh... Sure! He and I go way back!"
"Nearly four days and a half!"
"Yeah... I guess. Please don't eat me" is whispered in your ear.
You laugh heartily and hit him on his back. He squeaks in pain.
"Oh... What's your name again?"
"Franklin... Franklin Delano Jr."
Actions
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.
>Thank him for his time and leave.
>Write-In

>>250620
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.

>>250620
>>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.

>>250620
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.

>>250620
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.

"Alright kids, now shake his hand and say thank you!"
The kids shake his hand, while he's dripping sweat, and you thank him for his time.
He nods, and falls down in his chair.
Before you leave you say to the man...
"Feel free to thank me for having your wife give you a good tumble four days ago."
"Wha-"
You and your kids flee, and head to the church, where Reinhold is.

Inside, Reinhold is intrigued by you bringing in your children, and offers to baptize them. Of course, your children all agree without knowing what the hell baptization is, while Charlemagne slowly backs out of the room.
Actions
>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.
>Nah... Viktor might try to set the place on fire or something.

>>250643
>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.

>>250643
Baptism with Holy Fire!

>>250643
>>Nah... Viktor might try to set the place on fire or something.

>>250643
>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.

We should put a small amount of dragonblooded Mutagen into our water supply. Not enough to fully mutate people, but enough to make them stronger and more dragon-loving.

>>250643
>>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.

Introduce them to religeon. also explain that this is something that needs to be done to protect them from the fires of hell.

>>250652
Keep in mind, Dragonblood requires anesthetics within ten minutes, so you'd spike the populace and most of the people would die.

>>250652
We would need to make a new mutagen for that, the current dragonblooded mutagen is poison unless it's administered with anaesthetics.

>>250655
>>250657
Teeny tiny bit of our Half-Dragon Loyalty mutagen, just a tad - enough to subtly influence the populace.

>>250660
We should probably still refine it for this purpose before spiking the water supply.

You decide to baptise them.
It's interesting, sufficently said.

Viktor is the first to be baptized, and attempts to breathe fire because he can't breathe. The water ends up being boiling hot, so you have to wait a while before you can do it again. Maria does it, but accidently turns the water to acid, because she was trying to escape. The rest of the baptizations work out fine, and you even come up with a new idea...
You let your children run off, slightly traumatized. It seems the rest of your afternoon is free.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In

>>250666
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)

>>250666
>Alchemy up something for your missing Eye

>>250666
>Alchemy up something for your missing Eye

Roll me a 1d20+5 for Alchemy

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>250678
It's time!

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>250678

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>250678

>>250679
15+5=20
Success!

After a few hours of tinkering, you come up with a basic eye design, similar to your old one. It has no benefits, but will at least let you see. Of course, you had to harvest it out of a human, so it'll feel weird for a few days before you get accustomed to it.
Due to it being just a regular eye, you attach in your head, no problem. And, thanks to your enchantment skill, you can see from it again.

While you finish this up, the bell rings. Apparently a servant wants you.
You head outside from your dungeon, and see your servant, who waits for you anxiously.
"Sir, the concubine from Denmark has arrived."
Great.
>You no longer suffer the eye penalty... You can also upgrade your eye.
Actions
>Introduce yourself to the princess.
>Go back to working on something.

>>250693
>Introduce ourself to the princess, and let's be nice. We don't want to scare her

>>250693
>Introduce yourself to the princess.
There is always time for science later.

>>250693
>Introduce yourself to the princess.

>>250693
>>Introduce yourself to the princess.

You go to meet the princess, who is directly outside of your lair... You decide to see her in human form, so you comb back your black human hair with your hand.
Outside is a quite good looking wench, black hair and extremely pale skin, with gracious amounts of makeup.
"Ah, hello! You must be Renexizious! My father was impressed with the speed you conquered Scandinavia!"
Actions
>Be as suave as possible. (Charisma, HARD)
>Just... Just don't scare her, ok? (Charisma)
>Introduce yourself, and lead her into the lair.
>Write-In

>>250714
>Be as suave as possible. (Charisma, HARD)
Pheromones to Charm, we got this.

>>250714
>Be as suave as possible. (Charisma, HARD)

>>250714
>now that we have the option... Let's suave this shit up

Roll me a 1d20+7 for sauviness.
protip: that's not a word.

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250724

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250724

>>250724
Nat 1

>>250726
Nice!
>>250728
Don't jinx it.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250724

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250728
sorry here it is

>>250726
19+7=26
Overwhelming Success!

You bow and kiss her on her hand. She giggles, and follows you into the lair. She's charmed by your (apparent) sauve and even introduces herself as Betrid af Copenhagen. She is quite good looking...
Actions
>Go for the kill! (Charisma, HARD)
>Excuse yourself, you must get going...
>First, mutate her before even thinking about tumbling. You don't want to send her back in a bodybag. And they did know the terms and agreements of what happens.
>Write-In

>>250739
>First, mutate her before even thinking about tumbling. You don't want to send her back in a bodybag. And they did know the terms and agreements of what happens.
To the lab!

>>250739
>First, mutate her before even thinking about tumbling. You don't want to send her back in a bodybag. And they did know the terms and agreements of what happens.

>>250739
>we don't wanna be that much of a dick, mutagening is painful. Let's just go in for the kill.

Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250739
Actions
>Go for the kill! (Charisma, HARD)

'Rape' her, now.

>>250739
>>Go for the kill! (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for this.

Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250756

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250756

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d02 + 7)

>>250756

Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

reroll?

>>250762
Yelp, barbaric time.
Rape her?
>Yes
>No

>>250756
Everyone lurking roll to save NOW!

We should maybe roll barbarian

>>250766
>no

>>250766
RAPE TIME

>>250766
>Yes
I'm not really surprised it went like this.

>>250766
>No
Besides, rape is no fun unless it's your enemies.

>>250766
Si senor

>>250766
>Yes

Looks like its yes! roll me a 1d20+11 for rape.

Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782

Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782

>>250782
OP can we give tumbles in human form?

Rolled 2 + 11 (1d02 + 11)

>>250782

I'll save us with a Nat 20 maximum crit.

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782

Rolled 4 + 11 (1d120 + 11)

>>250782

>>250789
No, not really. It requires some amount of focus to remain in human form, barely any in Half-Dragon form though.

>>250786
6+11=17
Minor Success!

You attempt to say something, but it only comes out as "Follow me."
She follows you to your bed, and you rip off her shirt, she's confused, and you push her into the bed. She hasn't put two and two together yet.
Roll me a 1d20+11 for sex.

Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250806

Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782

Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250806

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>250811
15+11=26
Good Success!

NSFW
You go in hard, doggy style on her human form as you shift into your half-dragon form. She takes it surprisingly well, and for the next hour you spend pleasuring her with Adolf. Eventually, you pull out, and fall down next to her. She is unconscious from the pain and pleasure you have just caused. Eventually an hour from then, she wakes and whispers into your ear...
"Best sex I ever had, thank you."
You rest, and the two of you just kinda talk for a while. It's nice.
Actions
>Get out of bed and do something.
>Round two? Round two. (Body)
Ignore my rolling.

>>250830
>Get out of bed and do something.

>>250830
>Get out of bed and do something.

>>250830
>Get out of bed and do something.
Let's get her some mutagen.

>>250782
Let's give her ze le mutagen

You get out of bed, and no one calls on you. It seems the realm is stable.

Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Mutate your concubine.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In

>>250851
>>Mutate your concubine.

>>250851
>Teach your children something. (Learning)

>>250851
>Mutate the new girl

>>250851
Experiment with water and mutagen for maximum populace gains.

Looks like Mutate wins.

Which mutation will you use?

>Dragonblood
>Half Dragon MK2
>Half Dragon MK3
>Half Dragon Shapeshift

>>250873
Whichever one kills her and allows us to experiment with the water supply the fastest

>>250873
>>Dragonblood
I'd rather not give away dragonblood to every girl we meet. It's kinda the power behind Sweden at this point.

>>250873
>Half Dragon MK3

>>250873
>Dragonblood

Looks like Dragonblood wins.

While Betrid sleeps, unconscious from the trauma, you inject her with the Dragon blood mutation, along with some anesthetic. By the way, do you wish to introduce the Enhanced Gestation Mutagen?
>Yes
>No

>>250873
>>Half Dragon MK3

>>250902
>No
We like keeping her around, so I don't think there's any rush to turn out a child.

>>250902
>Yes
Sure.

>>250902
>No

>>250902
>No
What's the fun in that?

Looks like no wins.

After that, you decide to do something, something meaningful... Such as...
It is currently night time.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In

>>250920
Water Mutagen Experiment

Weaponise the entire population.

>>250920
Take a trip to Iceland and ask them if they want to be in the fold of our empire/royalty alliance

>>250923
WME > WMD

>>250920
>>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
Time for SCIENCE!

>>250920
Master, could you be a darling and create a map of the world detailing which countries are allied with us, which hate us and which we control / are vassalissed.

>>250920
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
Combat, diplomaacy, intrigue and good business. We have an obligation to our children.

>>250931
Whelp, give me a little while to find a program that does that.

>>250920
>Teach your children something. (Learning)

>>250920
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)

>>250931
While it's not a map, we do have a list in the character sheet.

Relations
NATO: Angry
Great Britain: Beloved (Alliance)
Warsaw Pact: Heavily Disliked
German Empire: Slightly Liked (Alliance)

We control Sweden, Norway and Finland, in addition we have Denmark and France as our vassals.

>>250920
>Teach your children something. (Learning)

>>250944
How can we improve our relationship with the German Empire?

>>250945
If we are going to teach our kids let's teach them what they want to learn. We have multiple books of magic

>>250944
What even is "Warsaw pact"

Poland? Russia?

I need a nice and colourful risk-type map senpai

>>250951
We could see if they have any colonies that require some shoring up.

>>250956
Bruh the Warsaw Pact is simple history, it's the Soviet Union and all of their puppets+allies

>>250951
I don't know, maybe ask the Kaiser what he needs?
>>250956
Warsaw pact seems to be Russia and company. Communist Cold War Russia unless I'm mistaken, can't remember if OP has refereed to them as the Soviets or not though.

>>250966
This is alternate history though CUNT

You can't just assume SHIT

>>250920
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
Let's get on with it

>>250974
OH SHIT!

>>250979
Dude fuck that shit we don't want to be super evil or anything. This could have a lot of negative reprucussions lets just teach our kids

>>250979
Boo. Besides, if we make everyone dragon and shit, they're turn on us.

>>250985
Ok then, switching to
>Teach your children something. (Learning)

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Alright, back.
Map for reference.

>>250985
We are a mass murdering sadistic slave-driving barbaric rapist cannibal dragon.

Think about that.

Reconsider.

>>251001
Well, the mutagen increase their loyalty to us, so that seem unlikely.

>>251003
no switching! there's no silly moral implications and everyone's not becoming a dragon, just more indoctrinated.. JUST RUN WITH MY IDEA GUYS FUUUUUCK

>>251006
Neat.
>>251015
No need for all caps whining, it's more likely to lose you support than it is to win you any.

I'm going to count voting in about 10 minutes.

>>251015
We will definatley do it later not now though, making it a slow process is much safer. And btw our country is going bankrupt relatively soon so we don't want to spend too much

Btw op give us a quick finance prediction because we did a lot of stuff last session to improve the situation.

>>251006
Turkey is on the map twice.

>>251026
I guess so.

Also, if you guys want I can make a few more maps and put it in the character sheet.

>>251025
from what I remember, we're still making money, although not much. Public healthcare put us back a lot, although it helped that we immediately corrupted the worker's unions. Public opinion is up at least.

Do we have any sort of national sport or contest? It might be good to participate in that, just to gain some prestige with the peasants.

>>251019
NOBODY EVERRRR LISTENNNSSS :^(


Seriously though we need to poison the populace and turn the entire population into loyal workhorses already. We have the means.

>>251037
Maybe a map just detailing those countries that we are allied to and own with one colour, and those countries that want to fuck our shit up in another.

Leaving undecided countries a neutral colour.

>>251008
>cannibal
Now hold on a sec there. I don't recall ever eating any other dragons.

>>251037
If you have time then it would be cool to see. But maybe that's better done in between sessions, or when we really can't make up our minds about something.

Right now I'm more interested in this issue. >>251025

>>251043
Can and need are two different things. The water spiking mutagen would be nice to have when confronted with the more unruly parts of our population, but it's nothing I would support putting in all the water supplies.

Hey goyim
Why dont we craft a armour for ourselves when we in dragon form
We can place runes on the armour and we'll be impossible to kill

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>251043
Counting votes.
Mutagen
>>250923
>>250928
>>250943
>>250979


Learning
>>250934
>>250939
>>250945
>>251003

Whelp, rolling.

1=SCIENCE!
2=Learning.

>>251038
I don't agree on attending, that's really not necessary at all. But I do want to endorse or rather make the official sports of the empire triathlons, rugby and extreme skiing/snowboarding. That way we get better soldiers that are used to high altitudes and are just all round tough as balls

>>251060
Hooray!

>>251053
I'm of the opinion that the mutagens we've created should stay a secret. They make people inherently more powerful, so they raise people up to our level. It's that disparity in power that prevents us from getting overthrown. Some loyalty may be inherent in the solution, but people are loyal to us enough already.

Whelp, what do you guys want to teach?
>Sports
>Fighting
>Magic
>D&D
>Academics
>Write-In (Because, still... I am really too lazy to put in every skill you guys know.)

>>251060
Gay as two gay Flordians in Pulse getting headshotted whilst making out and their heads being fused together.

Fucking gay as fuck.

Fucking gay a hundred years gay.

fucking gay in gay as can gay.

>>251087
>Magic

>>251060
By my count Learning won without the roll due to one anon switching his vote.
>>251081
I'm all for that, though I think rumours of it are out. The only thing that's likely a secret at this point is how it's made and possibly how it's administered.
>>251087
>Academics
>Magic (Mainly Alchemy)
>Cooking
In that order of importance.

>>251087
>Sex

Teach them to fuck noble Bitches.


Gotta start the dragon academy sometime.

>>251087
Necromancy
It's a family tradition

>>251087
>Sports
It instills a level of fitness and a work ethic, without as much capacity to injure is fighting would.

>>251087
Academics to get the ground work over with

Looks like Academics wins.
Roll me a 1d20+4 for this.

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123
You no get A? You try harder!

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d02 + 4)

>>251123
Nat 20 incoming

>>251133
16+4=20
Success!

After a few hours of drafting your kids and trying to find them, you teach them the basics of mathematics, reading, and writing. All of them catch on fast, but your exhausted, and head to bed.
You awake in the morning, with a servant near you.
"Sir, uh... The leader of National Spain is here to see you in the guest rooms."
"Great..."
Actions
>Go and see him.
>Nope, your going back to bed.
Additionally...
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere
>Take along Reviere
>Take along Charlemagne
>Go solo.

>>251153
>1d02 + 4
>1d02
>02
YOU FOOL! That's a d2 you just rolled. Check your dice before the next roll.
>>251165
>Go and see him.
And
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere
It will be good for their education.

>>251165
Let's take the little buggers along

>>251165
>>Go and see him.
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere

Gotta teach revvy how to rule some time

>>251165
>>Go and see him.
We should establish embassies in our friendly countries. Maybe this guy's as well.

>>251165
>Go and see him.
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere

>>251174
>The first to notice.


I've been using those troll-dice to sabotage all rolls for a long time.

Mwahahahahhahaahah

You take along Reviere and Charlemagne, and go to the guest room.

Inside is a man with a thick beard, and slight marks of aging and war.
"Ah, hello senor! I am Francisco Franco! Or, as my friends call me, Franco!"
He is a... Jolly, Spaniard, to say the least.
Actions
>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
>This fascist should be kicked out, you do not tolerate fascism from other countries.
>Introduce yourself as a friend, you respect those countries who take the path of fascism!

>>251211
>>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.

>>251211
>>Introduce yourself as a friend, you respect those countries who take the path of fascism!

>>251211
>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.

>>251205
...I'm surprised you only got one 1 like that.
>>251211
>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
Let's not take sides just yet.

>>251211
>>Introduce yourself politely, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
This man could well be an ally, but let's see what he thinks of us first.

"Hello, I am Renexizious, and this is my son, Charlemagne, and my ward, Reviere"
Franco gives a smile and shakes hands with everyone. Charlemagne whispers something, and Franco responds to it.
"I personally blame the Swiss myself."
Your son nods heads with him, and smiles.
"So, mind if you tell me why you came here?"
"Easy, mi amigo! I simply want to give you my word that I will not attack, so long as you do not attack."
"So, a non-aggressive pact?"
"Si, amigo!"
Actions
>Accept the non-aggression pact with Spain
>Decline the non-aggression pact with Spain
>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)

>>251273
>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)
He came to us, that means he feels he needs this. So let's benefit.

>>251273
>>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)

>>251273
Let's convince him to join our version of the eu

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World Map here.

>>251273
>Ask why now?
Let'a make sure he isn't an enemy of our allies or something.

>>251273
>>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)
"It's a bit of a strange thought. You're far from Sweden and you're not hostile to any countries I like."

>>251273
>>Accept the non-aggression pact with Spain

>>251284
>China not in PACT
Excellent. Those commies are even weaker than we thought.
>Spain having Algeria
Nonono. That's French clay if anything, give it back you bully.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for this.
>>251302
Heh, glad you noticed.
>>251284
>>251284
Since China is cut out, it's basically the Yuan Dynasty, and also the orange near Ethopia is the Ethopian Empire. Just for your information.

Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308

Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308

Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308

Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308
Gee, it would be nice to be friendly to the guy who just annexed your neighbor, right?

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251302
Remember, we heard rumours that they have a dragon. They might not be as weak as they seem.
>>251308

>>251320
>251320
>>251320
13+7=20
Success!

"Franco, I'm going to need more than that... Besides, why do you want a non-aggression pact anyways?"
He sighs.
"Britain is attempting to steal control of my colonies... And I was afraid they might attempt to use you to do so. Anyhow, mi amigo, I shall throw in a free embassy in Madrid, along with some information my... Agents have gotten over the past year."
Actions
>Accept
>Keep pressing... (Charisma, HARD)
>Decline.

>>251350
>Accept

>>251334
That just puts them higher on our shit list, if anything. We need to keep Sweden's biggest strength from being matched.

>>251350
He thought right.
>Decline
Then contact the Queen.

>>251350
>>Accept
eh, he seems legit

>>251350
>Accept

>>251350
>Accept

>>251350
>>Keep pressing... (Charisma, HARD)
Trouble is, with France being our vassals, we have a claim on Algeria we can press on their behalf. so, we do have an incentive to not sign.

>>251350
>Keep pressing... (Charisma, HARD)
It will cost him more than that.

>>251354
>>251360
>>251370
>>251371
While it's just a non-aggression pact, you guys do realise Britain is our closest ally right?

You shake (claws?) with Franco and agree.
"Muy bien, amigo! I am thrilled to hear this! I have heard word you are a hard barginer, so I have already brought the reports with me."
He hands you a folder, stamped with "CONFIDENTIAL" on it.
"At this rate, my friend, you might just see my daughter!"
He laughs and says goodbye.
He was interesting.

It is currently noon.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In

>>251412
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
I guess we're getting homey what with our children being born. Let's get that Eugenics rolling.

>>251405
So? We can get another one, right now. Britain isn't going to disown us because we signed a non-agression pact with spain. Quit fearmongering.

>>251412
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
But first do some kind of economics stuff, to better our industry

>>251412
>Take a trip to Iceland and see if they want to be under the fold

>>251405
It's not like we're chummies with the Spainards. It's just a formality.
>>251412
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)

>>251412
>Completely drop the water mutagen, it was a silly idea one proposed by an anon who cheated to give us 1s
>Prepare for visit to Iceland

>>251423
Just checking so you guys remember. And no, I don't think they'll disown us for this but it's better to keep your allies in a good mood, especially when they are powerful allies.

>>251445
If I could add to that, especially as our kids will inherit their throne. There's the potential for a shitstorm if I ever saw one. Speaking of, maybe we should get some more spies in Sweden itself?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling
1=Vist Iceland
2=Read Political Theory

You can read from the following books...
>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism)
>Communist Manfiesto (Unlocks Communism)
>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute Monarchy and the ability to dismantle the Nobility)
>Treatise of Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)

>>251483
>>Treatise of Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)
Well, here we go again. Have we ever succeeded in reading one of the political books?

>>251483
>>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute Monarchy and the ability to dismantle the Nobility)

>>251483
>reatise of Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)

>>251483
>>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism)
E U G E N I C S

Looks like attempting to get Parliament wins.
Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502
I'm not expecting much from this.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502
Giving up power? ridiculous.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502

>>251512
We don't have to actually use it just because we unlock it.

I'm still a little worried about our economy.