>>225289
Go back and get a good luck kiss from the witch!__

Inspect map

>>225289
Let's have a gander at that 'ol map.

>>225289
We inspect the map

>>225289
Look at the map.

We have a map, useit.

>>225289
Eat candy map.

it's looks like there is a consensus:

>You stop and take a look
>There is no time to waste, take a look as you walk.

>>225289
Inspect map

>>225342
Stop and look for sure. Don't wanna trip.

>>225350
Nice save.

>>225342
>You stop and take a look

>>225315
What you want to do is turn off that mobile if you can.

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>>225350
Safety first: You have avoided a Wile E. Coyote moment.

>>225406
Sorry, I was at a party.
>>225342
Stop and look at the map.

>>225429
Welp, time to jump off the cliff.

>>225429
Look for a way to climb down.

>>225429
Follow the route in the map

>>225429
>Travel DOWN the Gulch of Death
>Along the River of Sugary Succulence
>Down the Waterfall to the Lake of Lavish Luxuries
>Into the Mountain of Sinful Surprises
>And in the heart of the Mountain Range, you will find that which you seek
Not bad.
Leap of faith?

>>225429
Throw map away. Who need a map when you have spirit of adventure

>>225429
Walk down the cliff.

>>225429
Look around for a ladder

>>225429
Try to catch a bird. Then use bird to glide down of cliff

Look for a bird to help us down.

Rolled 3 (1d9)

>>225429
what the hell is happening with the gets?
dice, choose for me
1>>225441
2>>225445
3>>225446
4>>225451
5>>225486
6>>225506
7>>225521
8>>225543
9>>225545

>>225569
Follow the route it is

>>225569
>Got the get too

>>225585
of fucking course

well, we gonna follow the route.

someone roll a d4

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>225596
*finger cross*

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forgot tje pic

>>225599
*Insert despair here*

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>225601
That other guy didn't count

>>225605
is this good or bad?

>>225610
it's not valid as >>225599 rolls first

>>225601
Wait if that's a river, wouldn't the candy golem dissolve?

>>225618
Anon, we're going to find a magic staff for casting CANDY spells.
Chances are, it's a bubblegum river.

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>>225599
>>225581
At least you are at the bottom of the cliff now

>>225758
Catch a giant fish in the river

>>225758
Check our surroundings.

>>225758
Awaken unnamed Protagonist and show us the world you now find yourself in.

>>225758
Survey your surroundings

>>225775
>unnamed Protagonist
The hero or "yourself"

>>225758
Check for damage.

>>225758
Inflate the candy golem and use him like a boat

>>225758
Continue following the map

>>225793
>him

>>225790
Why am I the only one getting 8, 9 or 0?

>>225796
Because you're a dirty cheater.

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>All suggsestion post - no "get"
>Al other post - got fucking "get"

>>225796
Maybe we just roll d10 dices

Rolled 2 (1d7)

1>>225765
2>>225771
3>>225775
4>>225777
5>>225791
6>>225793
7>>225794
I get the get, yes?

>>225758
dust yourself off and find out if golem is intelligent enough to write.

>>225758
We see a pirate ship around a shore and you try to sneak in.

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>>225828
for what purpose?

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>225884

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>225884
Golem should write ancient simbols to summon demoness

>>225884
there should really be an in-between 2-3 and 4. one looks like a 4th graders writing, and the other a professional.

>>225897
>>225828

the dice has to be rolled by the original suggeter.

>>225914
by any chance the golem's intelligence is linked to it's thickness?

>>225941
>not making her a delicious loli

>>225884
Golem should write a letter, put it in the bottle and throw bottle down the river. Then some river spirit will open the bottle, read the letter and help us.

>>225954
no

>>225941
at this point we know her strength is linked to her size. She intelligence is the same, thick or not.

>>225959
It should be very sexy river spirit

So are we waiting for the original suggester or what?

>>225978
It's been long enough, I say we just go with the 3.

>>225978
The original suggester probably leave. OP shoud roll dice or just use 3

Waiting for the original suggester to roll seems sorta pointless. It's random anyways.

>>226002
I agree but that was the consensus last thread so OP has been sticking to it. The ruurs are very important y'know.

>>226034
But there are exceptions to every rule

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>>225828
>>225897
let's go with the first roll then.

>>226043
Wait what does that text say in the corner

>>226043
Gotta agree, what's written on the back of the map?

>>226045
>>226050
Agreed

>>226043
So this >>225959 counts as get or not?

>>226087
No since it didn't refer to an post really asking for one.

>>226093
FeelsBadMan

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>>226050
Just some extra info

>>226142
Pet the golem and put it on our shoulder.
It's time to get a move on, let's see what's around us.

>>226142
Survey the river.

>>226142
Inflate the candy golem and use her like a boat

>>226142
Headpats for Golem, then pick her up and get moving along the river!

>>226149
A thick boat!

Oh god I'm sorry.
I feel asleep.

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>>226149
Dobson, please, it's made of candy corn, not bubblegum.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>226170
Oh God no.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>226170
Jic they don't.

>>226177
The original poster has to roll

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>226170
I shoud roll SIX!? Ohh man....

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>>226185
Dammit

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>>226185
>>226149
rule of comedy doesn't work this time.

Pause for dinner.

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>>226256
Dat kiss thou

>>226256
Looks like we're just going to walk along side the river

>>226256
Walk down alongside the river for the meantime. You should look for food, like a berry bush or something.

>>226256
Walk along the riverbank until you find some wood, then use it to build a raft.

>>226256
Walk alongside the river while looking for food.

>>226256
Perform the ritual to summon river spirit

>>226256
Let's go swimmin'.
We meet a Candy Cane Mermaid.

>>226256
Aww, she's embarrassed. you should give her a hug.

>>226307
Ooh, I like.
>>226256

Do we know what the candy spell beads do?

>>226324
No, just that they each do something different

>>226318
Checked

>>226318
We need this. and to walk

>>226324
>>226344
>each bead is a candy spell
it not implies it gonna be different spells

>>226463
Oh okay, my mistake.

>>226275
>>226276
>>226277
>>226285
>>226432
>Walking
You can ask literally anything and you guys choose walking. I dont get it

>>226494
We don't want to risk the smol golem.

>>226494
With our luck, I'm not taking risks for the moment.

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>>226318
I bring you diabetes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRUn3ScIBak

>>226565
Awwww :3

Also we see pirate ship with sexy pirate captain around a shore

>>226565
>she's even smiling
d'aaw

>>226565
The Turtles are actually the real band that did this
Commence handholding walking montage with this song.

>>226565
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>226598
Oh my.

>>226624
but I prefer the beatles

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>>226598
roll a d4

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>226667
You just love making things more complicated, dont you?

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>226667
thats a cool diagram

you must be an awesome DM

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>>226677
good, there is a ship on your riverside and it's not aground.
also roll a d6 to see if there is a pirate or not.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>226707
I swear if I not roll 3-6 I am going to kill somebody

>>226715
hell yeah!

>>226715
These rolls.

>>226715
Yeaaahhh boyy! My neighbors get a chance to live another day

>>226715
You think it's going to be a thick pirate?

>>226715
YEAH!!!!!!!

>>226731
She better be thick. I have so much adrenaline in me. I need to chill

>>226731
>Save the Princess thread
>Will the hot pirate be thick
Anon.

>>226752
But
Why always thick

>>226757
Because we're a bunch of lusty faggots who love women with the curvature of a goddess.

finally roll a d3 for pirate's hostility (1=hostile)

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>226774
Since you didn't specify a person.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>226774
I you kidding me man. I am dying here come on

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>226774
ok

>>226766
Yes but
There's various kinds of women around.
Thicc all the time gets boring.

>>226785
>>226786
>>226787
d-Do we get a bonus for consecutive num-numbers???

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>>226792
>Thicc all the time gets boring

Heretic!

>>226774
If OP make her hostile I will roll the fuck out of dices to rape her

>>226797
you can't be hostile, neutral and friendly at the same time... if you don't have multiple personality disorder, I mean.

>>226810
Who here for MPD pirates?
Me!

>>226810
>if you don't have multiple personality disorder
I was about to suggest that. Funny.

>>226810
that kinda turns me on

>>226810
>Friendly in the day
>You gotta palm a knife at knight to make sure she doesn't pull some shit
I'm for it.

>>226830
So she turns into a knight?

>>226832
>knight
Sorry, force of habit.

Man waiting for that sexy pirate is killing me

you know what? MPD it's a good idea as it introduces some funny conflict. so, MPD it is. I'll start as neutral.

>>226917
Thank you based OP.

>>226819
>>226917
What is MPD?

>>226935
multiple personality disorde

>>226935
Multi-personality disorder.

>>226935
Dissociative identity disorder

>>226952
>>226955
>>226963

Oh thanks. MPD pirate I get it now. But it will be really hard to draw all that stuff, doesnt it? Well if OP want that so ok

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>>226785
>>226786
>>226787
>>226715
>>226667
>>226598
those are a lot of links

>>227011
I assume part 1/2?
Otherwise, they invite us aboard, somewhat... wary.

>>227011
Show me the THICK PIRATE DAMMIT! OP you are such a sadist

>>227011
Ask if you can hitch a ride with whoever is on board

>>227011
Put your thumb to see if they let you hitch.

>>227011
We use our natural charm to capture the attention of sexy pirate

hitch a ride

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>>227031
it's called cliffhanger. It has been almost 6 hours now. And I wanna work in the pirate's design. Something appeling but quick to draw.
but first, someone roll the roll of misogyny.

Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>227099

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>227099

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>>227102
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

>>227102
I blame you for everything.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>227099
Does it need a get to make the roll count?

>>227102
1 doesn't mean a bad roll. it only not gonna be thick. Don't worry she's gonna be sexy.

>>227099
Thank you OP.

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>>227122
Well I actually like petite ladies. Its just guys want some thikness so its kinda sucks

>>227152
At least she got arms.

>>227163
Lol. I only now notice that

>>227152
Some times you have to taste bitter flavours to appreciate the sweet even more.

>>227174
Wiser words have rarely been spoken my friend.

>>227174
The bitter is everyday life, nothing but landwhales and sticks.
Art is the sweet.
But yeah, oh well.

>>227152
It's alright anon, we all have different tastes. Some change with time.

>>227174
We still got a thick witch waiting for us back there lads. Eyes on the prize!

>>227190
I think every woman beautiful in some way especially when you are a virgin .

>>227233
dont be some white knight. these drawings arent real people.

>>227233
[i]Every[/i] women?

>>227227
I'm going to laugh if we end up betraying her for a banal reason.

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>>227251
>these drawings arent real people
For someone there are

>>227272
Okay, I get it but you gotta understand to not force ONLY your tastes in the story, it's a collaborative sort of thing.

>>227256
Thats depends on how long you havent had sex

>>227289
I dont force anything. I already said thats I am okay with body that I rolled.

>>227099
OP, Guilty Gear got a good design and since this is related to vidya...

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>>227521

>>227557
I'd be okay with this, actually. Plus then.. We could live out a fantasy or two given enough good rolls.
Also,
>Inb4 we'll have to roll 1d3 every turn around the BipolarPirates

The ship better be called the Bipolar Express

>>227611
With a Bipolar Bear on board?

>>227674
Bipolar polar bear
maybe bisexual too, bi bipolar polar bear

>>227686
How many muscles does he have?
He can be a Bi bipolar polar bear bear

>>227732
That adds up to how many oppression points?

>>227264
poor anons are easily lead astray

>>227099
Something i don't quite get
Will the pirate be a loli or just petite?

>>228022
I have a couple of ideas why we would do so but it would require some teamwork and/or bullshit luck.

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>>229986
Find it out at 20:00 UTC

>>230129
What program do you use? I always wondered how people can draw this style.

>>230145
Paint tool SAI, this is the binary brush

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>>230129
Also,
>That yellow line at the top

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>>230357
you are overthinking

>>230389
*shudder*

>>230389
kek

>>230389
it did strike me as a nose at first.

>>230129
>>230357
I thought it was a harpy pirate.

<1 hour remains

>>230389
Oh my

do you like your pirate girls with eyepatch?

>>230932
if its only for show not for a empty eye socket

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>>230936
who's talking about eyes?

>>230946
Lewd.....

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>>230946
cheeky fuck

>>230946
Don't stare at her boobs.....
stare at her boobs

>>230946
>Mexican skull ornamentation
Hmm.

Anyway, we bow before the mighty Pirate Girl and request safe passage down-river.

>>230960
have you heard of sugar skull?

Stare at her boobs and ask for passage.

>>230960
i'm just sticking with the mexican/candy theme

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>>230946
Noice

>>230966
>>230973
Here in the Americas even sugar skulls are plain colored unless they go for a "Day of the Dead' theme.
And yeah, I kinda forgot about Sugar Skulls being globally like that, apologies.

>>230946
They're not really eyepatches if they're not on the eyes, are they? They would be breastpatches in this case.

>>230999
Breast are the eyes of the soul.

>>230946
Offer her a candy bead as payment for passage.

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>>230959
What do you want, weirdo?

>>231079
Bribe her with a candy bead in exchange for a ride on her ship.

>>231079
Get twacked by a jealous golem

>>231079
Ask for passage on her ship downriver

Also those titties are perfect, just saying.

>>231079
Explain your quest and ask for help.

>>231079
To hitch a ride downriver

>>231079
Put on a shirt, weirdo!

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>>231098
sorry for the delay. My dog has puked on the couch.

roll a d4

>>231144
>My dog has puked on the couch.
Oh dear...

>>231144
back up roll

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>231144
That doesn't sound good.

>>231149
Noice

>>231148
Options/Email not Name field.

>>231154
I know I just keep missing

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>>231149
>>231098
it's your lucky day

>>231239
Let's hop aboard and thank her!

>>231239
Ask for her name and if you can help her in return.

>>231239
Say politely, "thank you, it is nice to see such kind pirates on the river today."
and saddle up for a quick journey southbound along the river.

>>231239
Ask her if there's anything you can do in return for her services.

Anything...

>>231239
Thank her, board, and ask if there's some.way to thank her for her service as we travel downstream.

>>231239
Stare harder at the eyepatchs

>>231239
ask her for a banana

>>231239
Lets drink shitload of rum

>>231239

Try to impress her using your magical candy, but fuck up and instead transform yourself into a adorable little girl or a big titty woman

>>231268
Time to get wasted

>>231268
>getting shitfaced with a possibly hostile pirate
This is fine.

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>>231268
roll a d6

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>231301
pls 1

>>231305
close
Time to get wasted

>>231301
Does the "get" poster need roll?

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>231301
mmmmm... rum...

>>231307
Seeing as how that's enough to kill a man, it'll probably just end up being sugar water or something.

>>231313
holy shit yes

>>231313
Aw yeah

>>231313
IT BEGINS!

>>231313
Also, this is only "1" we're proud of so far, isn't it?

>>231313
>>231332
I have a feeling this will not end well.

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>>231313
>>231278
cheers!

>>231454
Wait, is she the ONLY pirate on the ship?

>>231454
Give the golem some booze too, then have a drunken three-way

>>231454
Where's the rest of her crew?

>>231454
Oh fuck
We killed her didn't we
We killed her with our party hard life style

>>231459
you should have ask that before...

>>231454
les fuq when drunk, get her to come along with us

>>231479
>les fuq
What did he mean by this

>>231495
lets fuck

>>231474
Remember kids, don't drink and sail at the same time, it causes shipwrecks. Also the pirate police will confiscate your pirate's licence.

Wait! Before any fugging, we need to know a few things about her...

1. Can we trust her?
2. What's her favorite anime?
3. Who is her waifu? (no waifu, no laifu, after all)

>>231454
Give some to golem to make her calm down

>>231504
1. Shes bipolar
2. One Piece
3. Us

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>>231454

>>231498
We probably aren't sailing at all considering we just spliced the mainbrace instead of weighing anchor or unfurling the mainsail.

>>231532
Oh dear..

>>231532
Everyone turns into monstergirl futas. :^)

>>231532
find weapon, this bitch seems bipolar

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>>231539
Wow

>>231539
Bravo.

>>231532
Go up on deck and see where we are

>>231539
Oh my

>>231539
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.

>>231539
Does Rule 4 apply here?

>>231539
no

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what is de maximum dice's sides it can roll?

>>231570
Don't think so
I've saw lewd adventures happen before
>>231576
Infinite^?

>>231576

Do it OP, you know deep down you want it

>>231576
Even if you make someone roll a 999... etc., there will still be a universe out there where someone rolled that number and you had to draw it.

>>231539
We already did that last time you nerd

>>231576
1000000 I think

Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>231576

Rolled 7533676 (1d10000000)

>>231588
So the answer is infinite, but it will not submit an output.
Now for a finer roll.
This is something I've never seen postularized about.

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>>231576
It seems situation getting OUT OF HAND