>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?
HERE'S TO THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND
Maybe...

>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?
Spooky shit takes priority imo

First for HAHA FUCK YOU GREEK

>>21205
>[ ] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.

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>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>Implying anyone can kill the Crab

Top kek

>>21205
>[ ] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.
Dang it Crab what did you do now?

>>21217
>>21220

Fuck both of you.

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Poi has something to do with this I know it

>>21205
>[x] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

Haven't seen Parker in what feels like forever. Advance!

>>21237
Fuck did I even say? I'm fucking drunk.

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>>21237
>Fuck both of you.

... is there something you would like to share with the class, LT?

>>21245

Yeah. they fucking got their posts in before me. The fucking cumdumpsters.

>[x] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

Crab has almost surely done something absurd - but we haven't heard a lot from parker recently and that "his work is a landmine" comment from last thread has me concerned

>>21205
[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

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>>21249

>>21249

Must be off your game. Marines usually come in first, every time.

>>21205
>[ ] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.

>>21237
well, if that's what Hate thinks, then,

>>21205
[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?
sounds like the right decision

>>21245
he's just asspained they stole his first

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>>21249
Brits: 1
Foreigners: nil

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>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

And you know, this was the best Yokosuka will ever be. Consider how many US ships there were. It's inevitable that more of them will come back, and bring more History with the Japanese girls with them. More sibling rivalries, more 'who-sunk-who', more trauma, more... whatever the fuck is up with Essex.

One of these days we're going to go to breakfast, and the Officer's Mess will just be on fire.

>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?
Crab dug his own grave. Parker on the other hand has shown enough professionalism not to bother us unless he had something good to show.

>>21249
Sooo Inb4 hate is becoming a thing now...

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>>21205
>[x] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

Yuudachi is about to have her way with Crab.

It is the future he chose.

>>21205
[ x] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.

New board seems interesting

>>21205
>[x] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

As much as Crab's insanity worries me, Abyssal bullshit it top priority.

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>>21265
>more... whatever the fuck is up with Essex.

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>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>>21265
It'll be like an Ice Cream Bar.

Except instead of flavors of Ice cream, there'll be flavors of crazy

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>>21265
>and the Officer's Mess will just be on fire.

I will bring my goddamn fiddle, anon.

>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

Ignore fresh intel an your peril.

Also, Crab has a shield, he can protect himself. And if its not so urgent that he has time to take selfies, it can wait until after nightmare fuel.

>>21205
>[x] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.

>>21205
>[ ] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.
As much as I want to check in with Parker, I *really* want to see what violence Poi has come up with to inflict upon Crab.

>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?
>[ ] ... a picture from Crab, standing by the drydock, wearing a huge round shield and a rather alarming expression. This... might require your attention. Fast.
WHY DOES NOBODY REALIZE YOU CAN WALK AND USE YOUR PHONE AT THE SAME TIME
Yeah you'll bump into shit but it's still a viable option to do both.

>>21299
because whenever you double vote, planefag kills a kitten.

>>21299
Probably because Parker's text message will be something to the effect of "[important new information], please come talk to me now"

>>21205
[X] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>>21205
>[ ] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

Plot advancement ahoy.

>>21309
>I FUCKED YOU'RE WAIFU

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>>21308

Correction: I HUFF a kitten.

The orange ones fuck you up REAL good.

>>21309
also this

>>21264

Gotta win at something eventually, I fucking guess, right?

>>21322
My god, you're a cheeser!

>>21205
>[Write in] Find out what parker wants and have Hate send someone competent to deal with the crab situation, god only knows the latter two need more underlings to help them.

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>>21327
Hey


fuck you

And of course autoreload doesn't work. Thanks /qst/.

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>>21309
>Probably because Parker's text message will be something to the effect of "[important new information], please come talk to me now"

Pretty much this.

"Hey, Parker, what's up?"

"I need to talk to you."

"Wish fucking granted, I'm on a secure phone."

"Asshole, I spend my fucking working days locked in in a fucking BUNKER behind a fucking STEEL DOOR with a fucking SLOT in it guarded by two ANGRY LOOKING MARINES who are picked by their ability to GLARE VERY SCARY LIKE at anyone who even approaches THE SACRED DOOR to push through a request form for perusal by THE MYSTIC SAGES OF CLASSIFIED INTEL."

"Soooo you can't talk on the phone."

"FUCKIN A, ADMIRAL, FUCKIN A"

>>21342

That's odd. Autorefresh is working fine on my machine.

You should e-mail the moderation staff with the details of your browser and connection - cookies enabled y/n, java enabled, y/n, and all that, so they can figure out wtf is going on with autorefresh not working for some folks.

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>>21346
What ever happened to the Houshou story?

>>21342
What did you except from a bad idea?
Planefag running on here just shows how much of a retard he can be.
>inb4 salty :^)

>[X] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>>21342
Working fine on my end, though I've also got 4chan X running.

>>21357

People fucking went insane with hate for Crix, so he decided not to bother continuing. Unsurprisingly.

>>21361

All these GETs, just for me!

>>21354
cycles once and then stops updating.

Using Opera 36

>>21342

What's your browser?

>>21357
Crix happened, and massive amounts of salt inevitably followed

Though, massive amounts of salt have never stopped him before, so I'm curious why he didn't continue.

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>>21357
It was shit

>>21342

Only fucking issue I had was it didn't have the right fucking theme. Could suck worse. Could suck a lot fucking worse.

>>21387

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWMo5FBOfd0

>>21377
>People fucking went insane with hate for Crix, so he decided not to bother continuing.

He shouldn't've been such a prick, then. At least Hate's entertaining.

>>21394
Yeah, and that guy got fucking dismembered by raptors

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>>21357

>>21399

So he was clearly right. It could've been a LOT worse.

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>>21322

>>21205
>[X] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

Crab made his bed, now he has to lie in it.

>>21346
>>21309
I stand corrected.

Auto-update is broken as soon as somebody uses a spoilered image, due to an unfixed coding bug: >>15869

>>21436

Oh, so they know what-the-fuck? Good, then they're already on fixing it.

Anyway, VOTES FRIKKIN CALLED

>>21346
So now it's not canon anymore?

>>21290
>>21404

So why are you continuing to fakepost as Settle now that your precious /qst/ outs you as sharing an ID?

At the very least you can stop worrying about using separate tripcodes.

>>21264
fucken brits ruining autoupdate

>>21461
Theatre, anon. It's all Greek theatre, and the Greek himself is in the chorus

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>>21447
>Good, then they're already on fixing it.
Taking bets on how many days it will take to remove the errant char

>>21477
Thank god I have wheat thins
>was that a pie or a pizza captcha?

>>21461
Bruh, we've know the Settle posts were him this entire time. It's called "roleplaying". You know, that thing that made quests relevant to /tg/?

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>>21377
>People fucking went insane with hate for Crix, so he decided not to bother continuing. Unsurprisingly.

>Gentle momboat character
>glidermetrosexual: Characters without issues are boring
>Crix: YOU WANT ISSUES? OH BOY DO WE HAVE ISSUES

>>21479
[Mark 14 intensifies]

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>>21461
>implying he needs a reason

It's part of the fun anon, if you don't like fun then this is obviously not the place for you.

>>21461
>now that your precious /qst/ outs you as sharing an ID?
We've known for over a year, anon.

>>21488
Unfortunately, Crix is a bad writer, so none of his characters are interesting, especially when he tries giving them issues.

>>21285
Straya pls go

>>21375
4chanX has its own method of autoreloading that always works. I enable it and it works, disable it and it breaks again.

>>21381
Palemoon on windows.

Goddammit. I tried fucking with some stuff because my auto update wasn't working either and now the update button doesn't work at all. Fuck.

>>21357
When I grow up I need to stay aerodynamic.

Because I am the FUCKING future.

Great, now regular refresh isn't working either.

/qst/ A SHIT.
SHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT

>>21461

... dude, everybody knew that fucking forever ago, you know that, right?

>>21477
>>21483
>>21494
>>21496

I'm aware they're the same, I'm just wondering why he's bothering with the separate trips now? Back on /tg/ it helped keep up the 'role' but now it's somewhat redundant.

>>21510

Yeah, ditto. It's fucking new, give it time.

Not too fucking long, but like, a fucking day or two.

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>>21511
NO THIS IS THE FUTURE

>>21518
>'m aware they're the same, I'm just wondering why he's bothering with the separate trips now?

For consistency's sake, it's all autosaved so there's no reason to remove the tripcode from the name in the name field.

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>>21518
Ignore the ID, you idiot.

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>>21527
Earthnoids pls go

>>21535
They're a bit too colorful to ignore anon.
Unless you're fuckin' colorblind or something.

>>21514
...yeah. the autorefresh thing was annoying, but this is just stupid.

>>21511
In more ways than one eh? EH?

>>21548
Seriously. How hard is it to copy and paste some code?

What is the point of these IDs, anyway?

>>21542
>They're a bit too colorful to ignore anon
Wut.

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>>215141
No

>>21568

To prevent samefag votestacking.

>>21563
Never say that something is easy to code without breaking
>>21568
Samefag deterrent

>>21568
Prevents easy samefagging, both by its mere existence and by the fact that it allows real Final Destination voting.

>>21568

Probably to fucking prevent samefagging.

You know, like every fucking one of you accuses the other side of fucking doing when it's a fucking waifu vote.

>>21571
OZ MP suits best MP suits.

>All this drama and butthurt on the SB thread
>fluffbringer stirring up drama so hard he got a double beatdown from planefag and his wife
>mod wanders by and locks the thread
>fluffbringer killed another quest

It's like pottery.
Or is it history?

>>21568
I guess to help stop samefagging and people pretending to be the QM? Seems pretty pointless but whatever.

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>>21585
>>21571
No

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>>21573
>>21576
Thank ya kindly!

>>21205
>[X] ... huh. A text message from Chief Parker. It's almost coherent, too. Wonder what he wants?

>>21570
All the IDs are brightly colored.
Are you actually colorblind, anon?

>>21535
>image

whoever made this is my fucking hero

>>21563
As stupid as this is,
>>21576
is right. Coding stuff like this is almost NEVER as easy as copy and paste.

>>21568
Allegedly, to root out vote spammers that use proxies. Now they need to delete their cookies as well.

>>21580
Fuck off samefag.
You're just mad 'cause Shoucucku lost.

>>21598
I've always just glazed over the name and subject field, personally

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>>21593
have this then, now let us stop shitposting and proceed to get back on topic

>>21598
Not on Palemoon

>>21586
I'm kinda shocked it didn't happen sooner desu

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>>21614
Come at me bruv

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>>21609

>>21616
They've locked threads for weeks, but if they say they're going to unlock it they're going to do it eventually.

>>21580
BTW whatever happened to Kotters and the latest subwitches thread? Did a mod lock it down or did kotters forget to archive?

>>21615

I've got palemoon and they work just fine

>>21614
>Pilot's gas mask
Goddamit Aries, go back to the After Colony era.

>>21598
Settings>misc.>color user ids

>>21628
Thread is still alive, looks like

>>21615
It works in Palemoon too, you have to go into the 4chan settings and enable it though.

>>21627
>They've locked threads for weeks, but if they say they're going to unlock it they're going to do it eventually.

Don't worry, they have their heads on straight. Just look at that follow-up post; it's not "ew filthy weebs ruined our glorious utopia," it actually points out that THEY shouldn't be causing shitstorms HERE, too. So it's pretty even-handed.

Huh, I was also hitting the autorefresh issue, but it's fixed now.

Reload the page manually. Thread updater works now.

>>21641
Did they send you and Neco a word too? I'm honestly curious about this.

>>21627
I expect that after some house cleaning, possible threadbans, and threats of probably a more drastic punishment for offenders if AOOB is broken again. Bu the thread should probably be open again before too long.

>>21628

Who the fuck cares? Why the fuck are you asking me?

Can confirm manual update works

>>21516
>>21461
I will award you an excellent troll sticker because being that stupid would make you sad. :(

>>21580
I honestly cannot wait for the next waifu vote. It'll be great to see just how much the number of voters shrinks. I'm betting it is at least cut in half.

>>21642
>>21645
Mods = not complete fags. Woop woop

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>>21657
I... Actually have no goddam Idea.

>>21654
>Did they send you and Neco a word too? I'm honestly curious about this.

Yeah, and they're handling it pretty well. Like adults, even. Shouldn't be an issue.

>>21688
well butter my biscuits isn't that nice

(it really is though cause the transcription is so much better than sup/tg/)

>>21576
>>21604
I don't know how the hell even the simplest type of code can still fuck up in the most retarded ways.

It's like murphy's law, squared.

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>>21705
>better than sup/tg/
Go back to SB and stay there if you like it so much, faggot.

>>21705
It's better for the story posts themselves, but I really love seeing all the reactions us dumbfuck crowd has

>>21711
>Insert Huey Lewis here

>>21717
>It's better for the story posts themselves, but I really love seeing all the reactions us dumbfuck crowd has
The more relevant shitposting is included in the thread.

>>21714
fite me m8

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>>21705
>suddenly pic is relevant

>>21711
Because people run on intuition, not logic, and even the best coders can make mistakes translating one into the other.

>>21726
It is, it's really awesome how DBC does that, but still.

>>21726
>relevant
>shitposting
These two words should never go together. Ever.

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>>21657
Hey LT, why don't you change MOS's now? What with your hand cannon and shit, you're no longer a 311, right?

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>>21714

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>>21727

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>>21729

>>21745
Is that a mod for Company of Heroes?

Get off this shitty board you fucking nigger

>>21609

>Shocock.

Yeah, fucking, naw. Maybe, fucking, maybe if Settle had reasonable taste in females, I'd have a fucking vote, but between redhead amazing ass and emotional issues the size of fucking Ganymede, and sliverhair bigtits with even fucking more issues, I'll fucking pass.

Shoulda made moves on Ise or Kirishima when you had the fucking chance.

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>>21757
Hell yeah, brotha.

>>21752
no u

>>21762
Your a butter bar now, shouldn't you have at least a squad of poor fuckers to help you attempt to keep shit in line on base

>>21762
I mean, you're not wrong. But you're not really right either.

Houshou was the obvious choice.
As would be waiting for BB-55 to show up.

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>>21745
>>21768

>>21762
Y'know, didn't planefag say that there was gonna be some shit going down with Ise&hyuuga? did that ever happen?

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>>21762

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Anyone have the "SB Get out" flag handy?

I need it for reasons, but I don't have the patience to dig through all the archived threads to find it.

Actually, as a general question, is there a single place where the art is being collected?

>>21793
I just posted it like 5 minutes ago

>>21793
Have you checked the wiki?

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>>21781

>>21793 here

Oh god damn it. The tool took so long, it got posted without asking.

>>21729

Nevermind then.

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>>21762
>Shoukaku
>Her nightmares revealed that she's promised herself to only Settle
>Settle has literally NTR'd the country of Japan itself

>>21774
The funny thing is I consider him more of a CPT or a MAJ than an LT, cause he isn't doing stupid shit. Like microwaving gel cool packs, that take microwave radiation quite explosively.

>>21774

that's 1lt, you fuck, second, Yeah, i fucking should.

Guess fucking what? I don't. Like a lot of fucking things with this whole fucking outfit, it's do what you fucking can with what ya got. They're supposed to be sending in more fucking, FORCEPRO anyway, and real fucking FORCEPRO, guys trained for this fucking shit, not just a fucking raider jammed into the fucking job like we fucking got right now.

Anyway, fucking, they ought to send another FAST company to augment the fuckers already here, but who the fuck knows when that's gonna fucking happen.

>>21767
What is it called?

>>21816
There's a story behind this, isn't there?

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>>21811
>Settle has literally NTR'd the country of Japan itself

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>>21806

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>>21821
Modern Combat. Shit's fun to play.

>>21816
>Like microwaving gel cool packs, that take microwave radiation quite explosively.
whatshouldItapetotheinsideoftheradome.jpg

>>21774
Given that this is the US military and its fucking overloaded bureaucracy we're talking about... You might have better luck trying to get a company sized force from the JGSDF, especially if Goto signs off on it.

>>21826

Yes.

It's called the Bootenant.

This board sucks.

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>>21811
>Promising herself to Settle because he stood up for and helped her
>Because she's definitely the only girl he's done that for
>Settle isn't a massive fucking white knight when it comes to ships and shipgirls, oh no
>Settle helping her definitely means she's the one he has eyes for
Shoukaku is more delusional than her fans

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>>21818
Did someone say FAST company?!

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>>21832
i'ma comin for that booty

>>21849
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I REPLIED TO MYSELF

>>21783
They did help chase corgies around awhile back.

>>21826
We had one of my LTs get moved up to the burn ward for MICROWAVING A GOD DAMN GEL PACK!

>>21762
Doesn't Ise work out? She must have amazing abs.

...Well fuck, now I went and depressed myself.

>>21855
wow

10/10 troll

>>21837
Oh is that so? I'd heard it was pretty arse upon initial release because there were like a dozen units tops.

>>21874

Bootenants!

When will they ever learn?

>>21853
Eh, it's alright once you get over the kneejerk reaction.

I don't agree with the creation of it since quests were pretty well entrenched in /tg/, but it's not terrible.

>>21876

Fucking exactly. YOU FUCKED UP, YOU COULD BE FUCKING ISE.

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>>21863
You gotta out-macro me first motherfucker.
Open up that image folder and give me your fucking best.

>>217874
Look on the bright side, it wasn't Tin foil or an Egg (those fuckers must go off like Frag grenades when you microwave them)

>>21882
Probably never.

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>>21877
>troll
Settle:
>Puts his life on the line to save Arizona's life
>Puts his life on the line to keep Kaga and Hornet from murdering eachother
>Puts his reputation on the line to save Shoukaku's dignity
>Puts his SAN on the line to save Naka's soul
>Puts his life on the line to save Kaga and Akagi
>Puts his life on the line to save Shigure's soul
>Puts his SAN on the line to save the Bonins fleet
>Puts his SAN and body on the line to scream at BB-4 and save the Sunda fleet
>Puts aside Higgins to save Tatsuta and Tenryuu's lives
>Other less dire instances where he's prioritized helping shipgirls over basically anything else, Willie especially
Yeah, his actions are definitely motivated by his dick

>>21868
No, I mean someone said something like "they're pretty happy for aviation battleships that are pretty garbage at both roles" and planefag said it totally changed their character and would have an impact later or something

Just had a thought: has any thread besides the sticky hit the 1000 post limit yet? Since that one seems to be enforcing it by deleting old posts rather than autosagimg

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>>21874
I'm picturing Lt. Dumbass opening the microwave after his little experiment.

The gel pack just sits there for an instant. Then it mutters a tiny "fuck you, boot" and explodes errywhere.

Meanwhile, a certain Colonel's forced to put down his waifu-figures and go yell at something.

Also, are you still doing that Destroyer-lewds-SHARP presentation?

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>>21864
You've been on 4chan so long that you've started shitposting at yourself.

Relax. The end will come soon.

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>>21880
The latest release is pretty nice, really. Although China is still stuck with just one sub-faction while the Americans have Army and Marine units.

>>21901
Limit got bumped down to 750, the mod added a 48hr autosage, then extended that to 72.

>>21905
I've actually been on 4chan only two days, today, and the last KCQ thread set.
God I'm hopless

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>>21899
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SETTLE

he was refering to shoukaku's feelings FOR SETTLE
NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND

>>21903
>Meanwhile, a certain Colonel's forced to put down his waifu-figures and go yell at something.
You ruined a microwave.
You made me fill out a time-loss form.
But worst of all,
YOU INTERRUPTED MY NAKA TIME!

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>>21891

>>21934
Yes
And my point is that Shoukaku's feelings for Settle are tragic, as funny as it is that he's cucked the emperor.

>>21903
That was enticingly to funny.

>Also, are you still doing that Destroyer-lewds-SHARP presentation?
About that, I've been busy almost all week getting settled in here at my new posting and dealing with ALL THIS FUCKING PAPERWORK! God damn in-processing. As such I haven't had time to work on that yet.

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>>21942
Naka-tiem is SRS BSNS

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>>21944
IT BEGINS

oh boy I can't wait for this thread to not get archived because /qst/ a shit

>>21953
... wow there's some great grammar there. What the fuck was I trying to say? "Entirely" probably, but fuck if I can tell.

>>21966
Sup/tg/ has an archive.

>>21966
Thread was already archived by a troll, I'm trying to get it fixed.

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>>21948
*reads closer*

well

I feel stupid now

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>>21923
Some last longer than others.

There's no shame in it, it's merely the way it is.

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>>21966
Someone already made your post wrong

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>>21959
there was actually a Yugioh Quest on /qst/ before this, but well... It was shit apparently based on the ratings in the archives

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>>21975
>not posting the version with context

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>>21959
your move

>>21975
Its because I don't check the post number I'm trying to reply too because I'm in a hurry and either its invalid because I fucked up, or I reply to the post THEY are replying too.

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>>21993
>Taking PIG CHASE literally

>>21953
>About that, I've been busy almost all week getting settled in here at my new posting and dealing with ALL THIS FUCKING PAPERWORK! God damn in-processing. As such I haven't had time to work on that yet.
You... you mean actual military things are more important than shipgirls?

>>22010
No, of course not, don't be silly

>>22010
No they're not but they're more demanding.

>>22010
He got reassigned, anon. That stuff gets priority.

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>>22020

>>21874
There truely is no hope for humanity is there Colonel?

planefag pls update

before I run out of jpgs

God this devolved into shitposting of epic proportions very quickly

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>>22022

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>>22029
>>22020
>They fired a V-2 from Midway

>>22031
Nope you are fucked.

>>22029
huh

were's that from?

>>21818
And here I thought the corgis were doing yeoman's service as four-legged FORCEPRO types?

Or are they leaving behind too many sea mines in the parking lanes as they patrol?

>>22036
Well this board is half /b/. What in the fuck did you except? Sunshine and butterflies?

>>22036
This is ridiculously low-key as far as shitposting goes, mate. Lurk more.
>>22050
I think they're doing shore patrols and convoy duty

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>>21997

>>22036
And yet there are still only <250 posts, an hour and a half in.

On /tg/ we'd be past 400 by now.

>>22039
>>22041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkh8Gz3W70

>>22020
Midway actually has both an F-8 and an A-7 on her Catapults right next to each other (when I went the Carl Vinsion was undergoing overhaul and when I left a trainer AH-1 overflew the freeway), there were fucking pigeons everywhere in the damn hanger deck though

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>>22061

>>22041
a V-2 rocket fired from the USS Midway

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Just gonna leave this here.

>>22020
>>22039
They did the test to see what would happen if it exploded on deck AFTER they already launched one.
The absolute madmen.

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>>22064
>They started over from Zero with a V-2
>in a fucking carrier
>mfw

>>21892
>microwaving an egg
Someone in my dad's unit did that with the microwave in the break room.

In fairness, this was in 1968 and nobody knew what would happen when you microwaved an egg yet, but still. Poor bastard had to clean the entire break room continuously for a month after THAT one.

>>22063
yeah, we're getting more quality shitposting than quantity shitposting now

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With a sigh, you pull your old ball-and-chain out of your pocket - your secure smartphone. It's encrypted six ways to Sunday, it costs a small fortune, and despite this it's mostly good for playing Candy Crush because the Navy classifies anything of real import high enough that you've got to see it in person, with a brooding Marine hovering over you lest you try to fold up the paper and smuggle it out. Snowden made quite the impression a few years back. There's a few boring e-mails, mostly confirmations from your staff that the Usual Things you're having them keep tabs on haven't thrown up any red flags recently - and then there's a two SMS messages.

... is it SMS? They don't really have that in Japan, they just use e-mail clients like instant messengers; every phone ships with its own. But this is an American base - does the big microwave relay tower in the middle of base even support that? The messenger app is a government-made one, encrypted, etc, so you don't really know-

- you must be getting old. You tap the damn message and just read it.

“Skipper. Urgent intel. See me at my place. --Parker.”

You blink, then scroll to the second one.

“P.S. Bring food please Jesus.”

“So, what are we doing?” Shoukaku asks.

“Apparently we're going to visit Dunkin Donuts,” you tell her. “And after that we're going to visit The Fortress of Sallow Skin.”

“The... what?” Shoukaku asks with a polite expression of bafflement.

“You'll see. But we'll need a ride, first.” You tap in the base motor pool's number, and request a ride. Taking a seat on the hard bench, Shoukaku on one side and Willie on the other, you spend a few minutes processing your e-mail in depth. There's one note from Admiral Thomas wondering if you've actually *met* your staff yet, and you wince internally - just one more thing that's fell by the wayside. There's a rather harried message from Goto, which starts with “DEATH” and “YOUR GONADS IN HELL” which you rather suspect was sent while quite drunk. It seems the aftermath of The Livestream Incident has had a significant impact on him as well - you make a note to talk to him about it.

Your ride arrives with a soft purr - a proper SUV, enclosed, with air conditioning. You rise, levering yourself up with a grunt as you lean on your cane - and pause.

Shoukaku's staring at the SUV like she's seen a ghost.

“What?” You look over and see that the SUV has no driver. “Oh, neat. They sent us one of these.”

“One of what!?” Shoukaku asks with alarm.

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>>21641

Welp, long as we are waiting, might as well add more fuel to the fire.

>>22064
I'm surprised they didn't clear the whole ship before launching that thing. V2 were not entirely predictable when launched from land, let alone a carrier.

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You point at the little spinning doodad on the top, about the size and shape of a coke can. “Automatically guided vehicle. That's a camera that keeps track of the surroundings. Technology isn't ready for mass transit yet, and it sure as hell isn't Marine proof, but it's just the thing when someone needs a ride around base. Cuts down on staffing.” You hop in the driver's side door, and wait till Shoukaku and Willie join you. Willie opts to sit in the middle on the front seat, wedged between you and the shapely carrier-girl.

You keep to the draconian base speed limit, weaving over and around the steep hills that occupy the middle of the base till you reach the restaurant area. The McDonalds is undergoing a flurry of activity; construction proceeding at a breakneck pace. You pick out several uniforms amongst the construction crews - of all colors. Marines, Navy, and even a few Army artilleryman are working together to speed the construction crew's labors. It's... almost poetic.

McDonalds. Yeah, Navy grub is supposedly second only to ChairForce, but you still can't imagine what privations would make Marines treasure a goddamned McDonalds burger. You pop the SUV into park and pop out to visit the Dunkin Donuts at your fastest hobble.

You end up in line behind Tenryuu, who's got all of DesDiv 6 following her in a line like baby ducklings. She orders for her troupe - donuts, tea for herself, various cold drinks for her charges - and one cup of coffee. You notice Akatsuki preening a little at the mere mention of the latter, but the desk attendant gives Tenryuu a sly wink and starts to mix something that looks suspiciously like hot cocoa with just enough coffee to conceal the fact. The small girls help carry the overladen tray to a table, mindful of Tenryuu's wounds. You can tell her sister's still weighing heavily on her mind - but she seems buoyed a bit in Desdiv 6's presence.

Or maybe she's just putting on a brave front.

>>22064
>was very discouraged

you dont say

>>21948
So what does that make Hate?

>>22103
fukken saved

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>>21818

Here, have a thing. I am sure a boot will fuck up and need this at some point.

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>>22103
Bra-fucking-vo

>>22098
>Dunkin Donuts
Aw shit. Shitstorm incoming.

>>22098
huh, shokaku is still with us, I guess she didn't want to deal with the bullshit either

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You step to the counter and order the biggest box of donuts you can, plus some bagels - and some hot chocolate. After hours of working on Navy coffee, sometimes something sweet is welcome.. and hot chocolate packs plenty of caffeine in its own right. You're just collecting your purchases when you realize you can't carry everything and still use your cane.

“Allow me, Yankeetoku~”

You turn to size up the speaker and find Kongou, in the flesh... in only the flesh. Almost. You do a shameless double-take, unable to help yourself - she's wearing a startlingly daring bikini, and she fills it out better than you could've imagined.

“Does it look good!?” she says with excitement.

“Your drink, miss,” the clerk at the other register says, clearly checking out her ass as best he's able. “Iced green tea, no sugar.”

The word “sugar” rings in your brain alarmingly. “Does she usually take it WITH sugar!?”

“Not anymore~” Kongou sing-songs as she picks up her drink, the drink-carrier of hot chocolates and the big box of donuts without breaking a sweat. “I'm trying to lose weight for beach season!”

You let your eyes run down her toned figure one more time. “... what weight?”

“I'm trying to lose four-fifths of a stone!”

“... a stone.”

“Stone! I weigh nine stone and I ought to be at eight and one-fifth.”

You and the clerk share an uncertain glance.

“If you say so, hon.”

“I DO, DESS!” she exclaims cheerfully as she leads you out the door. You feel Tenryuu's eyes on your back - but this isn't the time, you decide. She loads the purchases into your SUV, placing them on the floor in back - and then hops in herself.

“... I'm not getting you out of there, am I?”

Kongou turns a big, sparkly-eyed smile your way and shakes her head. “Nope!” she says cheerfully.

“Ayep,” you sigh, and sling yourself into the SUV's driver seat. You've barely pulled out onto the road again when Kongou's hugging you from behind, pressing her chest against your seat back.

“Oh Yankeetoku it worked it worked it WORKED-”

“What did, now?”

“The livestream!” she exclaims. “We got a huge bunch of letters from people who saw it, there were so many they literally buried me!”

“... literally?”

“Hate came in and dumped them on me!” Kongou recites wistfully. “And he was so excited he was shouting! I opened them and they all say me and Goto are PERFECT for each other, dess!”

“... have you told Goto yet?” Shoukaku asks from the passenger seat.

“Oh, dess, YES!”

“And....?”

“He was so overwhelmed with emotion he couldn't even TALK!” Kongou exclaims. She bounces up and down, giggling with girlish glee.

“I'll bet,” you say carefully.

[ ] ... soooo, what's going on with Kirishima and Haruna, and all that?
[ ] So, how has Essex been fitting in so far? Is she making friends?
[ ] (write-in vote for a question)

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>>22071

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>>21818
And one for the road, because why not.

This post cool down is annoying though.

>>22110
>it sure as hell isn't Marine proof
Could anything ever be considered Marine proof?

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>>22103
Absolutely beautiful, my god>>22110
>You end up in line behind Tenryuu, who's got all of DesDiv 6 following her in a line like baby ducklings
Oh hey, she's walking again! At least there's that.

>>22125
>>22103
He's really stubborn about those chevrons, eh?

>>22136
>[ ] (write-in vote for a question)
Where's Perth?

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>>22136
>[ ] ... soooo, what's going on with Kirishima and Haruna, and all that?

>>22125
>>22103

LITERALLY [I]PERFECT[/i]

>>22078

Remember that Midway was the US's first carrier with an armored deck, so she was ideal for the test. With the metal plate they added onto the deck to support the rocket, a detonation wouldn't have hurt the vessel much, and they had ships standing by with fire hoses as well.