>>208981
>Continued

You awake in the early morning, sleeping in your lair which has been your home for the past few weeks. During this time, you served (and ate) the King of Sweden, gave power to the people! (The people being yourself, of course.), pleasured a human princess, (Which you regret blanking out during such a... Lewd scene. Heavily.) And managed the Holy Dragon Empire Of Sweden's personal treasury. Now, on this cold day in Sweden, you notice that a servant awaits your command below your rafter, which you have made your personal sleeping spot.
"My lord, some politicians, nobles, and mayors have made their arrival to the Palace, apparently citing that they are "confused" and "disoriented" by the direction this Empire is going. In other words, they want your supervision so they don't get eaten by you." The servant chuckles, then goes somber, realizing he is still in the presence of royalty. Royalty that can eat him, nonetheless.
"Where are they now, servant?"
"They await your command in the Throne Room, sire." He points, thinking you of all people need a guide...
Actions
>They can wait a while, they are your vassals after all, and you are their sovereign.
>You are needed as their Emperor, and you must do your duty. You shall attend on time.

>>209004
>mantis-shrimp cone snail half dragon of doom
Kek, knew it was a good idea to suggest it.


>You must do you're duty. You shall attend on time

Ending voting in about fifteen minutes.

>>209024

Option B, but make it very clear that they BETTER have a good reason for this.

Alright, writing Option B.

You march down the slope to your glorious throne room in your kingly half-dragon form. Your normal form is simply too large for this estate without damaging something, unless you wanted to use up the treasury. Entering the palace, you could easily hear the yelling of your nobility and other magistrates all the way from the back entrance. Once you arrive into the Throne Room, nobles and politicans quiet down from the yelling, and bow in respect and fear.
You take your seat on your throne.
"I am hoping I am here on good cause, I do not like my studies being interrupted, mortals."
One of the nobles, evidently brave or foolish, rises first.
"My lord, since you took power, the people have been questioning our will, in some places, so-called Communists have even become mayors. We have arrived here, because the situation in the Empire is at a breaking point."
The nobles cheer in agreement.
"Tell me, noble. Who are you? I have not seen you before." You lazily rise one of your claws to gesture at him.
"I am Ragnar Ludde av Kalbrin, son of Ludde av Kalbrin." He announces, with a hint of sadness.
"The traitor's son, if I am right?"
"Yes, your highness."
"I will decide your fate later, but first the Empire."
You yell for a servant to bring you a list of the Empire's current policies.
>Continued

>>209101
>Continued

Current Policies

Main Religion: Catholic (32% of the Populace is Catholic, 40% of it is Lutheran, 10% is Paganic, and 28% is Atheistic/Agnostic.)
Heresy is punishable by: Fining of upwards of $5,000 USD (Very Lax)

Nobility Rights: Vassals of the Crown (Feudalism)

Nobility Loyalty: Disliked

Clergy Loyalty: Beloved

Weapon Rights: Weaponry: Outlawed

News Rights: Unregulated

News Loyalty: Biased Against You

Public Healthcare: Doesn’t Exist

Political Positions: Anyone

Public Gatherings: Regulated
Worker’s Unions: Outlawed

Military Support: Jingoistic
Military Loyalty: Loyal

Nationalism (34% of the Populace is heavily nationalistic, 26% of it is nationalistic, 20% is neutral, and 30% of it is anti-nationalistic)

Main Parties
U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. (28% of the populace is this.) (FANATICAL)
Conservative Party: (9% of the populace is this).
Fascist Movement: (3% of the populace openly support this) (VERY LOYAL)
Liberal Party: (20% of the people support this)
Socialist Party: (10% of the people support this)
Communist Party: (20% of the people openly support this) (RADICALIZED)

Actions (Pick Three to change!)

Religious
>Attempt to convert your people to Catholicism. (Conversion, +Clergy Loyalty, -Noble Loyalty and -People's Loyalty)
>Increase the punishment of Heresy! (How severe judges the penalty and increase)

People's Rights

>Reduce Media Freedom (Less Media Bias, -Moderate Support)
>Nationalize Media (Media biased for you, -Radical Support)
>Increase Welfare (+Left Wing Support, -Income and -Right Wing Support)
>Increase Weapon Rights (+Can raise more militia at war, which also comes better trained and equipped.)
>Allow Worker's Unions (+Socialist Support, -Conservative Support)
>Change Political Positions from anyone, to Ruling Party Only (+Nobility Support, -Support from Anyone besides Loyalists) (MAJOR)
>Get Concubines from Nobility (+Noble Loyalty, -Clergy Loyalty)
>Reduce Military Spending (-Military Loyalty, -Military Effectiveness, +Income)
>Write-In

>>209131
Additionally...

People's Loyalty: Generally Loyal

People's Fear: Quite Fearful

Relations
NATO: Infuriated
Great Britain: Beloved
Warsaw Pact: Infuriated
German Empire: Disliked

Diplomacy
>Meet with a Leader of a Nation.
>Set up Embassy with a Nation.
>Write-In

>>209131
>Nationalize media
>Increase weapon rights
>Get concubines from nobility.
>>209139
>Meet with the leader of the german empire

>>209139
>>209150 this but

meet with the leaders of Britain and Germany and attempt to form a pact to preserve the remaining Monarchys in the world, and try to open a trade agreement with germany

>>209153
>>209150
Sounds much better than just meeting with them, I'll support it.

>>209153
>>209164
Alright, writing.

After an hour of debating and/or vague threats that involve your stomach, you manage to enact some political change in your nation.
>Nationalized Media
The media is now managed directly by the state, for the state, and no longer privatized. You will now be forever portrayed in a positive light.
>Increase Weapon Rights
After arguing quite a bit with the nobles, you manage to persuade them that their private millita's would be better armed if the people would pay for it, rather then the nobillity.
Whenever you go to battle or war, you gain 15,000x Millita, which is a weak infantry unit incapable of dealing with heavy positions or armor, without great training.
>Get Concubines
In order to seal the nobility's loyalty, you take concubines among their most powerful leaders, this will help seal their loyalty (and please you) at the same time.
Nobility loyalty increased quite a bit.

Your nobles are infuriated that you refused to pass their Political Positions to the Ruling Class only, and are quite angry.
After this is over, you arrange a meeting between the Kaiser of the German Empire, and the Queen of England, which should be held tomorrow in your personal meeting room.

However, you stop Ragnar av Kalbrin, son of Ludde av Kalbrin, and order him to face you.
He looks at you, head hanging.
Actions
>Order the traitor's son to death, for those who betray the Empire and you, Renoxiezius, deserve only death.
>Eat him. That's what traitors get.
>Spare him, but revoke his titles.
>Spare him, he may prove himself to the Empire one day.
>Write-In

>>209208
>Spare him, but revoke his titles.
use him as an example to increase loyalty among nobles, and say that anyone who directly defies you and is a noble will die( and their families will be stripped of titles)

>>209208
>Spare him, but revoke his titles

>>209208
>>Spare him, but revoke his titles.

>>209233
>>209238
>>209247
Writing...

"Ragnar av Kalbrin, in my infinite wisdom and power, I have decided to revoke your family's titles and lands. Be grateful you do not rest in my stomach, mortal."
"Yes, my lordship. I will gather my family and leave at once." He seems slightly saddened, but determined.
"Good."
Ragnar av Kalbrin leaves you, and you find yourself alone in the Throne Room in the afternoon...
Actions
>Attempt to learn German in order to better converse with the German Kaiser. (Linguistics)
>Talk to an ally or friend.
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)
>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Write-In

>>209269
>>Attempt to learn German in order to better converse with the German Kaiser. (Linguistics)

>>209269
>Attempt to learn german
I feel we should get this out of the way first, we've got to make a good first impression with the kaiser after all.

Whelp, linguistics it is. Roll me a 1d20+2 for this.

>>209269
learn german

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209289

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209289
>>209291
oops and rolling

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209289

>>209298
16+2=18
Good Success!

After a few hours of being taught by translators, eventually you can speak fluent German. Your translator is evidently proud with himself, and you feel like you'll make a good impression on the German Kaiser. It however, late at night, and the meeting is tomorrow.
Actions
>Go to bed early, best to be ready for the meeting first thing.
>Talk to an ally or friend.
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)
>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Write-In

>>209309
>>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
Ruling is a skill.

>>209309
>Read your political theory books

>>209309
read political theory books

>>209315
>>209317

This, but specifically how to persuade these leaders into embracing dragon fascism, and poisoning their own water supplies with mutant goo.

>>209323
I'd rather just change small groups of people, seeing as we don't have a way to reverse the effects of the mutagen yet.

>>209327

Like, you know, just the leaders.

>>209334
no, because if we poison old elizabeth , young sexy, busty elizabeth wont like us anymore and we'll lose our waifu

>>209334
I'm sure that we'll come up with a loyalty mutagen if we study hard enough. If that doesn't work, well we are always hungry..

>>209340

> mutate the not hot ones

> invest into alchemy research on how to make our waifu hotter.

>>209309
>>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)

Alright, here are the books you have to read.
Roll me a 1d20+4 for reading.
>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)
>The Communist Manifesto (Unlock Communist Governments and Policies.)
>Mein Kampf (Unlock Fascist Government and Policies)
>Leviathan (Can remove Nobility with new policies, Government can become an Absolute Monarchy)
>Two Treatises of Government (Unlocks Parliament Government sub type, similar to that of the United Kingdom, or you could just create a puppet Parliament.)

>>209347
You won't believe how much I regret right now not writing the NSFW stuff, so I will write it next time.

>>209350
>Nein Kampf
Then truly we can begin the nazi science

>>209350
>>Two Treatises of Government (Unlocks Parliament Government sub type, similar to that of the United Kingdom, or you could just create a puppet Parliament.)

>>209350

Mein Kampf

>>209355

Well guys, looks like we're developing kink magic next turn.

Mein Kampf wins, roll me a 1d20+4
>>209362

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209365

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209365

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209365

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209365

>>209373
Looks like we're not a fan of Nazis.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>209366
>>209368
>>209371
>>209373


EMERGENCY 100 DUB!

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>>209373
>>209368
Oh fug, double crit fails
and crits stack
writing your legendary failure

>>209384
>crit fails
why?

>>209384

>I no longer accept ALL dice rolls, instead the first three rolls

>>209396
>Criticals are still prioritized, but I still prioritize criticals no matter where they are

Lurk moar, read character sheet and rules.

>>209368
1+4=5
Critical Failure
1+4=5
Critical Failure
Ultra Critical Failure from double ones!

You decide to read Mein Kampf. As you slink down into a rather comfy chair, you begin sleeping. Then, in almost a instant, you have a nightmare, a nightmare of being Adolf Hitler, leading his men to glory... Hm... Yes... Glorious...
You wake up in a sweat, and you realize that you overslept. The meeting is about to begin, and you may be late!
Also, you may need new clothes.
Actions
>Head to the meeting in Half-Dragon Form, your fellow rulers must respect your might.
>Head to the meeting in Dragonblood form, it's best to be prepared in case an assassin or something tries to take me out.
>Human form, best to appear similar to them rather then alienate them.

>>209426
>>Head to the meeting in Half-Dragon Form, your fellow rulers must respect your might.
Human form never unless in a secure environment.

>>209426
>Head to the meeting in half dragon form
Hitler just made us piss ourselves

>>209426


Full form.

We will make it work.

>>209426
>>Head to the meeting in Dragonblood form, it's best to be prepared in case an assassin or something tries to take me out.

>>209439
Actually, you had a wet dream about Hitler.

>>209426
>Head to the meeting in Half-Dragon Form, your fellow rulers must respect your might

also take a fucking shower and knick another nobles clothes

Writing Half-Dragon m8s.

>>209445
I'm not sure if thats better or worse.

Before you go to the meeting, you knock the shit out of a noble and steal his clothes. For the Empire, of course. Additionally, you take a quick ice-cold shower and rush your way to attending...
Roll me a 1d20-6 (Additionally -2 to getting there since your very late..)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>209468

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>209459
>>209445
can we resurrect hitler with necromancy and make him our waifu?
>>209468 rolling

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>209468

>>209472
Nobody found his body... Besides, Hitler-Waifu will be inside you forever and forever.
Ending rolling in 5 minutes.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>209482

Rolled 16 - 6 (1d20 - 6)

>>209468

>>209482
I know but I can still dream

>>209471
15-6=9
Minor Failure!

You sprint across your courtyard, tripping and shoving servants out of the way, and eventually make it only a few minutes late to the meeting, where the Kaiser and the Queen await.
"Ah, so Renoxiezius has finally decided to show up. Finally, I was wondering if we were really here to talk, or if it was a trap." The German Kaiser answers in his pride.
"Wolfgang, I've had enough out of you!" The queen scolds Wolfgang, who's name you'd assume is the German Kaiser's name.
"Yes, ma'am." And he slinks back into his chair.
"Now, Renoxiezius, why are we here?"
"A good question, now let me answer that."
Actions
>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)
>"I am here to introduce myself to the German Kaiser."
>"I am here to declare war on both of you. May God have mercy on your nations, for my stomach will not." (WAR)
>Write-In

>>209509
>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)

>>209509

Option A. We can't be horrible around our love.

>>209509
>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)
I think, between the three of us, we have the power to bring monarchy back into prominence in the world.

>>209521
That would be her daughter. Which you gave a good tumble, not the old woman.

>>209509
>>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)

Alright, alliance time. Roll me a 1d20+5 for this.

>>209526

Still.

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>209531

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>209531
Let's hope the dice are more kind than in other quests.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>209531

>>209533
13+5=18
Minor Success!

"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies in the world."
"What are you implying, dragon?" You hear from Wolfgang.
"Wolfgang! What did I tell you about interrupting back when you were a child!"
"Yes ma'am." He once again, slinks back into his chair.
"I'm sorry about that, my grandson is rather... Rude, today."
"Do you agree?"
"Yes, it'll be beneficial to both our nations, Renoxiezius," and she takes a sip of her tea.
"Ehm... I'm doing this for you, grandmother."
"Good, now what shall we call this alliance, Renoxiezius?"
Actions
>"The Royal Alliance of Europe"
>"The Dragon's Pact"
>"The European Alliance"
>Write-In

>>209559
>>"The Royal Alliance of Europe"

>>209559
>The Royal Alliance of Europe

>>209559

this
>>209565
>>209566

"We shall call it... The Royal Alliance of Europe."
"Hm. I like it. Surprised you didn't put your name in there, dragon." The German Kaiser says aloud, only for the Queen to turn to him bitterly.
"Grandson! Why do you insist on disrespecting our host?"
He sighs, and gets up from his chair to leave.
"I apologize for his behavior, he's too prideful these days. Oh! My daughter has been asking about you quite a bit recently, and insisted on inviting you to Saint George's Ball, which is only a week from now."
Actions
>Accept the invitation.
>Decline, you don't particular care for the games of royalty.
>Decline, but plan to go.
>Write-In

>>209594
>Accept the invitation
You guys know what this means

>>209594
Sure, why not. Country will still be here when we get back.

>>209597

Seconding.

Flappity Floopity, Flying to dat Boogity

"I accept, mortal. I shall attend this feast."
"Ah, my daughter will be thrilled to see you, you've made quite the impression on her, you know!"
She says goodbye, and walks away, leaving you holding the invitation in your hands.
It is currently late afternoon.

Actions
>Your concubines must of arrived... It's time to give them a visit.
>Go to bed early, best to be ready for the meeting first thing.
>Talk to an ally or friend.
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)
>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Write-In

>>209616
>>Your concubines must of arrived... It's time to give them a visit.
Eh, why not. Let's see how many try to kill us too.

>>209616
>Read your political theory books

>>209616

Study kink alchemy as OP suggested.

>>209616
>>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)

Political Theory it is.
Select
>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)
>The Communist Manifesto (Unlock Communist Governments and Policies.)
>Mein Kampf (Unlock Fascist Government and Policies)
>Leviathan (Can remove Nobility with new policies, Government can become an Absolute Monarchy)
>Two Treatises of Government (Unlocks Parliament Government sub type, similar to that of the United Kingdom, or you could just create a puppet Parliament.)

>>209634

Lets pitch our tent and go Kampfing.

>>209634
>>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)
Welcome to asshole dragon quest, we''l be your guide.

>>209634
>>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)

Looks like reading The Prince wins.
Roll me a 1d20+4 for this shit.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209649

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209649

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>209649

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>>209663
Nice one.

12+4=16
Success!

This Machiavelli human is quite interesting. His pragmatic writing and psychology gives you some ideas on how to rule... You realize that the commoners are easily decieved, that the Clergy obeys nearly anything that has to do with the "Will of God', and that nobles are willing to look the other way in exchange for a small bribe, which will help you in domestic and foreign affairs. It is currently late at night.
Actions
>Sleep now!
>Sleep in the Treasury, today's been a hard day. Also you don't want your new concubines to bother you.
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)
>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Write-In

>>209690

Develop kink alchemy.

>>209690
>Sleep now!
We the king, baby.

>>209690
>>Sleep now!

You fall asleep in the rafters, where your concubines are wandering around, exploring your estate. When they see you, they hide from you, afraid of you. You sleep alone, this night.

When you wake up, you find that one of your servants is waiting for you.
"Sir, a NATO ambassador wishes to see you."
"God... Not them."
"Shall I delay the meeting, lord?"
Actions
>"No, I'll go talk to them."
>"Sure, I have work to do..."
>Write-In

>>209715
>>"No, I'll go talk to them."
We gotta chain those concubines down at this rate.

>>209715
>No, I'll go talk to them
They better not try to bullshit away what happened with that noble

>>209715
>>"No, I'll go talk to them."

You sigh, you didn't want to deal with NATO today, not in the slightest.
"No, I'll go talk to them."
"As you wish my lord."
You get your clothes on, and give a glare towards your concubines.
As you walk towards the NATO embassy, the secretary rings you in, apparently either not knowing who you are from the last time you visited, or just doesn't care.
"Come, come in Mr. Renoxiezius... We have much to discuss." The man who sits in front of you, at a stylish oak table, wears a black suit and tie, with fine black dress shoes, and is extraordinarily confident when you realize he knows he's talking to a fucking dragon.
"What is this about, mortal? I have no wish to deal with NATO today."
"Well, your gonna pal', and here's how it's gonna happen."
Actions
>"I do not have to tolerate this insolence from you. (Intimidate, HARD)
>"Very well, what is it mortal?"
>"For a mortal, you are quite brave... It interests me. Why are you so brave in the face of danger and death?"
>Write-In

>>209759
>>"Very well, what is it mortal?"
His attempt at bravery amuses us.

>>209759
>"Very well, what is it mortal?"

>>209759
>>"Very well, what is it mortal?"

>>209759
>Write in: Why were troops sent unto my land worm!?

>>209774
Let's wait until he tries to compel us to do something before we act outraged.

"Very well, what is it mortal?" You lean back in the chair, entertained by his facade of bravery.
"Well, the United States of America, has sent me to negotitate your silence and return of soldiers."
"Interesting. I didn't think you would come back for them."
"No man left behind, as they say in the Marines."
The man gives you a sly grin, and then gives you an offer.
"We're ready to give you about... twenty-five thousand dollars in exchange for their release."
Actions
>Outrage, that is how much a prisoner of war is? They can surely do better! (Intimidate)
>Deal, you don't really need the money or prisoners.
>Attempt to get a better offer. (Diplomacy)
>Decline their offer.
>Write-In

>>209793
>>Outrage, that is how much a prisoner of war is? They can surely do better! (Intimidate)

>>209793
>Decline their offer
We can easily spread the word of this invasion if they try something and make them look like shit

>>209793
>Outrage, that is how much a prisoner of war is? They can surely do better! (Intimidate)

This better be per head

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for intimidate

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>209805

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>209805
Let's test this man's mettle.

>>209810
apparently he has balls of steel

>>209810
I vote we use barbaric

>>209805
reroll

You guys want to use Barbaric?

>>209815
For an intimidation? I don't even care about the prisoners anyway.

Use Barbaric?
>Yes
>No

>>209825
yes

>>209825
Yes

>>209825
yes

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for barbarism

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>209832

Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>209832
Rolling again, despite myself.

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>209832

>>209838
1+5=6
Critical Failure
BARBARIC USED!
17+11=28
Overwhelming Success!

"So low? Raise your prices and I'll be willing to negotiate, otherwise your men will be feeling.. Swedish hospitality."
The man laughs in your face.
You bring your fist down on the table, shattering it.
"WORM! YOU DO NOT LAUGH AT THE EMPEROR OF SWEDEN!"
The man is terrified for a few seconds, neither of you move. Then, he gets his damned spine back.
"Wel... Well. I suppose I can bring the total payment up to about fifty th-"
You grab him by the throat.
"ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO!!"
"I CAN RAISE IT! I CAN!"
You drop him back unto the floor, face first.
"I'm... I'm... I'm willing to go for seventy-five thousand, alright!"
Actions
>He's holding out on us, time to show him how dragon's collect money. Excessive amount of property damage. And rampages. (Body)
>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight)
>Write-In

>>209867
>>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight)

>>209867
>>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight)
mystery boxxx

>>209867
>He's hiding something, most mortals would be terrified at this stage

>>209867
>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight

Well now, roll me a 1d20+2 for insight

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209877

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209877

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209877

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209877

>>209882
10+2=12
Borderline Success!

You attempt judge him, and in the corner of the room, a black box is waiting, marked with the U.S.A's CIA symbol, you open it up.
And find pictures of you, and Elizabeth, your date, and your... Tumbling.
"Oh crap... Oh crap..." The man is backing up in the corner, realizing what you just saw.
Actions
>Crack your fists, you're going to take your frustration out on this man. (Brawling)
>Walk out, no words. You do not want to risk a diplomatic incident.
>Eat him. Then fuck this place up with your fists. Half-Dragon form, nonetheless. (Body)
>Write-In

>>209893
>>Walk out, no words. You do not want to risk a diplomatic incident.

>>209893
>>Walk out, no words. You do not want to risk a diplomatic incident.
And take the photos with us.

>>209893
>Eat him Then fuck this place up.
THIS CAN NOT STAND!!!

>>209897
this

You walk out of the room, carrying the photos and hiding them. Most of your mind is screaming to show this mortal his place, and you walk back to the palace, hiding the photos. After today's events, your dead tired, frustrated, and angry. So you go to sleep.
Mutation Point unlocked!
>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity
>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
>Attribute Point

>>209914
>Upgrade mutation, large size
Shall we become bigger?

>>209914
>>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity
agility

>>209914
>>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity
Transformation

>>209921

Seconding this

>>209921
yep, getting way to large to where we can't fit in places will be an issue

Alright, Transformation wins.

At will, you can change your current size from maximium to your starting size, which was one story, instead of the nine your at now. This is in Dragon Form. In Half-Dragon Form, you now get the ability to fly. In Dragonblood Form, you can use draconic powers, and in Human Form you can use a few draconic powers.

You wake in the early morning, the windows showing you that it's currently heavily snowing outside. That's Sweden for you. Your concubines are sleeping on the other side of the room, as far away as possible, a hunk shivering flesh.
Actions
>Introduce yourself to your concubines.
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)
>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Attempt to hire a spy. (Insight)
>Write-In

>>209937
>Attempt to hire a spy

>>209937
>>Attempt to hire a spy. (Insight)
spy, imprison, revoke, execute.

>>209944
North Korea Mode Activated?

>>209946
We've got everything we need. We even research like mad on our own.

Roll me a 1d20+2 for spy quality.

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209953

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209953
mad spying skillz.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>209953

>>209959
8+2=10
Mediocre Spy

After some searching in the palace, you come across a noble attempting to steal some wine from your kitchen.
"MORTAL!"
The noble drops the wine bottle, and looks at you, terrified.
"In light of your recent crime, I have decided you shall serve me as a personal servant! Now come, there is much to discuss..."
"I am known as Ingvar Lundell, your grace."
New Spy: Agent Ingvar!

Where will you send your spy?
>German Empire
>Great Britain
>Warsaw Pact
>NATO

Aditionally, give him a mission...
>Attempt to create a cabal of loyalists to you. (Charm)
>Attempt to spike a city's water supply with Mutagen.
(Intelligence)
>Talk to a nation's leaders and diplomats to get in better relations with them. (Charm)
>Write-In
Also...
>Transform him into Dragon-blooded
>Transform him into Half-Dragon
>Have him remain human.

>>209965
>>Warsaw Pact
i.e. fuck off.
>Talk to a nation's leaders and diplomats to get in better relations with them. (Charm)

>Have him remain human.
Best disguise.

>>209965
>NATO
>Attempt to create a cabal of loyalists
>Have him remain human

>>209965
>NATO
>Attempt to create a cabal of loyalists to you. (Charm)
>Have him remain human.

>>209973
>>209974
Looks like this wins.

You send your agent off to New York to create a cabal of loyalists, and make him stay human. Roll me a 1d20+2 for his charisma to see how well he does. Spies finish their actions next thread/irl day.

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209979

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>209979
Damn. That's quick.

>>209984
Eh, you'll get the results next session. So kinda quick, but not really.

>>209989
Decent enough.

15+2=17
???
Find out more, next time on European Dragon Quest!

Alright, after you send your spy off (which required quite a bit of coaxing with alcoholic beverages, mind you!), you still have some time left in the day.
Actions
>Introduce yourself to your concubines.
>See what Hans is up to, you haven't seen him in a while.
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)
>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Attempt to hire a spy. (Insight)
>Write-In

>>209996
>Introduce yourself to your concubines

>>209996
>>Introduce yourself to your concubines.

>>209996
start a regiment of soldiers made up of mages, (which will be found by a mandatory test all soldiers in our army must take)

also they can be elites/spec ops and call them "The Fire Guard"

>>209996
>>Introduce yourself to your concubines.

>>210002
You'll be able to recruit mages once you build a university, which we will be able to in the next thread.

>>210006
aiiight then this
>>210003
>>210001
>>210000

You decide to introduce yourself to your concubines.
"Your majesty." one of them coldly responds. and bows with her skirt.
The other two are... Well. Terrified of you.
"Tell me your names. We'll start with the one who talked to me."
You turn to a girl, evidently a blondie, which is surprisingly muscular and tall.
"My name is Vilda Westergren, your highness."
"Thank you, and you?" You turn to a small woman, with brown hair and a pale reflection.
"My... My name?" she timidly answers to you.
"What do you think?"
"It's Emilia Adelskold."
"Alright. And you?" you say to the other girl, another blondie, but instead of being tall and muscular, she's rather middling, compared to the other one.
"Karolina Selander."
Actions
>Attempt to get on good terms with them. Don't want them to kill you in your sleep. (Diplomacy.)
>Leave them be, you have no need to terrify women further.
>Give them some mutagen... For science, of course.
>Write-In

>>210009
Yeah we really should. They've been huddled in a corner, scared and confused for two days now.

>>210027
>Attempt to get on good terms with them

>>210027
>Leave them be, you have no need to terrify women further.
Nah. Fuck it, they gonna kill us its dungeon time.

>>210027
>>Attempt to get on good terms with them. Don't want them to kill you in your sleep. (Diplomacy.)

>>210027
>Attempt to get on good terms with them. Don't want them to kill you in your sleep. (Diplomacy.)

Give me a 1d20+3 for diplomacy.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>210034

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>210034

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>210034
>>210038
fuck maybe if i get a 20 itll cancel it out?

>>210038
Oh shit, >>210031 anon was right

Want to use barbaric since its a new day?

>>210043
That seems like a waste when we might need it for something big later

>>210043
yes we dont want to get killed in our sleep

>>210043
Yeah sure. Lesson learned friends, don't ever let down your guard.

>>210043
I really feel like we need to. As long as we're on good terms, noble loyalty doesn't tank and we get more allies. Use Barbaric.

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11
>tfw you had a perfect idea for a nat 1

Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>210058
There is, in fact, enough us to go around.

Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>210058

Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>210058

>>210063
Fuck you.

>>210063
fuccc me why did i roll

Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>210067
MISTAKES WERE MADE

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>>210063
>>210063
>tfw the dice gods give your players two ones in a row
writing m8s

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>>210071
Our concubines fucking hate us.

>>210073
Then we get new ones. Fuck being polite.

>>210076
Well... we could always stage their deaths as sucides.

>>210081
No dummy, they go into the dungeons or the lab, never to be seen again.

>>210081
plan b to make up for my failure

>>210083
Test subjects or quiet disposal? We could use the Dragonblood mutagen without anesthetics to quietly kill them in under 12 minutes after all!

1+3=4
Critical Failure
BARBARIC USED!
1+3=4
Critical Failure!

An awkward silence enters the room. You decide to say something.
"Hi. I'm Renoxiezius."
Then, Vilda looks at you, judging you.
"Do you think we're ugly or something?"
You tense up, and say something that comes to mind.
"Y-You too."
"GET BACK HERE!"
They are confused long enough for you to escape into your dungeon, angry as fuck because you ran away. But now... You must have your revenge.
Actions
>Mutate them to be more... Loyal. And dragony.
>Kill them, sure the nobles might be upset, but no one will ever know that you fucked up socially.
>Eat them, hide all evidence they were ever here.
>Write-In

>>210088
Test subjects. I never like to waste perfectly good humans, just use them up.

>>210088
I just realized that dragon blood mutagen would make a very effective poison.

>>210090
>>Write-In
Dungeon. They will please us one way or another.

>>210090
>Mutate them, to be more loyal and dragony

>>210090
>>Mutate them to be more... Loyal. And dragony.

>>210090
I kek'd at how much spaghetti we spilled.

>Mutate them

>>210094
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure the bodies will look dragony before they expire, making it pretty easy to pinpoint the poisoner.

Looks like Mutate wins.
What mutation are you going to use?
>Dragonblood Mutation (Human-looking)
>Half-Dragon Mutation (Mark II or Mark III (Less Memory Loss Version)

>>210108
>>Dragonblood Mutation (Human-looking)

>>210108
>Half dragon MK ll

>>210108
>>Dragonblood Mutation (Human-looking)

>>210108
>Half-Dragon Mutation (Mark II or Mark III (Less Memory Loss Version)
do they still think we're their dad? cuase if so I want some to indentured hooker servants after we make them loyal

>>210114
Mark 2 would be dad version.

>>210114
>>210116
then mark III

>>210116
>>210112
Nevermind, I switch to MK 3

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling dice for this
1=Dragonblood
2=Dragonborn

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>210122
Why did I put dragonborn?
Half dragons, sorry.

You decide to get out a few wine cups, and fill it with the mutagen. Of course, it smells terrible, but it'll have to do. You take the "wine" up stairs and offer it to the women.
"Sorry about earlier, I remembered I left wine on the stove."
By the time they drank it, only then do they realize the stupidity of that comment.
You quickly drag them into the dungeon, where they start mutating in pain.
Ignore my rolling.
>continued

>>210122
How large will the Half-Dragons be again? As large as us in Half-Dragon form or smaller?

>>210129
Also, it's a good idea to differentiate between Mark 2 and Mark 3 in the GDocs, just so players know what we're working with exactly.

After half an hour of waiting, their pain has rescinded, and you walk in.
You visit Vilda first, her pale skin becoming bright red scales, her blonde hair fading away. She can barely fit into her small cell, and her large... Curves remind you quite a bit of Elizabeth. Additionally, her eyes have turned into golden orbs, and lack pupils.
For Emilia, her slightly tanned skin has turned into bronze scales, but can fit in her room, being still quite large. She seems to be the least in pain and the smallest of the three. Unlike the other two, her eyes seem a little bit more... Normal. Hauntingly so.
Finally, for Karolina, she has grown blackish scales and her eyes have turned red. She fits the room, but is larger then Emilia.
Actions
>Make sure their personality or anything like that hasn't changed.
>Talk to them, a more... Personal touch is required.
>Write-In

>>210144
>>Talk to them, a more... Personal touch is required.

>>210144
>>Make sure their personality or anything like that hasn't changed.

>>210144
>Make sure their personality hasn't changed

>>210144
>Talk to them, a more... Personal touch is required.

You watch them for a while, Vilida seems agitated, and thanks to her larger form, even more brutish then before. It seems that her personality traits only got more extreme with her.
It seems that Emilia seems the least changed, and calmly sits in her bed, waiting for something to happen it seems.
Karolina however, seems curious, searching around the room (presumably for a chance at escape.)
Actions
>Free them, they are more... Cooperative now, hopefully.
>Keep them in here, you don't want anyone else finding them.
>Talk to them, maybe get a better read of their personality and make sure they don't try to kill you once they get out. (Charisma)

>>210163
>>Keep them in here, you don't want anyone else finding them.

>>210163
>Talk to them, maybe get a better read of their personality and make sure they don't try to kill you once they get out.

>>210163
>Let them out but have the Shrimp, snail, dragon hybrid of doom backing you up incase they try something.

>>210166
seconding this

Roll me a 1d20+5

>>210172
Third.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>210179
Dice Gods don't fail me now!

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>210179

>>210187
Goddammit.

Well, at least it wasn't a 1.

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>210179

>>210192
Oh shit son, 16+5=21
I'll continue this in about thirty minutes, a little busy with something right now.

Whelp, I'm going to have to do this tomorrow, something popped up last minute, sorry guys.

>>210224
Good luck, great story so far!

16+5=21
Good Success!

You attempt to talk to Vilida first, of course behind safety glass.
"Vilida?"
Thanks to your well-placed audio receivers throughout the room, you hear a roar, followed by erratic movements.
"Who are you?" she yells out in draconic.
"I am Renoxiezius."
"Show yourself! Why am I trapped in this cell!"
"Mortal, I am here to ask questions, not to answer yours. I would recommend staying silent in the presence of your Emperor."
This apparent, causes her to realize the situation she's in, and she starts to calm down.
The second, Emilia, seems much more peaceful then Vilida, and is content to simply sit around.
"Hello?"
"Is someone there?"
"It is me, your Emperor, Renoxiezius."
She bows down on one knee.
"Your grace!"
She's bowing the opposite way, but that's... Good enough for now.
In the third and final cell, lies Karolina, which is attempting to claw her way through the wall.
"Karolina?"
She stops for a second, and looks around.
"I command you to stop, Karolina."
"And who are you to tell me when to stop?"
"I am Emperor Renoxiezius, and not obeying my commands tends to end up... Badly."
She stops clawing the walls feebly, and goes back to sitting on her bed.
"When am I getting out?"
"Soon."
You've frankly had enough of preforming what you would call "Nazi Science", and decide to go to sleep in your laboratory, mostly because you want to make sure Karolina doesn't get out. Or Vilida doesn't punch her way out.

(Sorry for posting so late, I had to do something for my boss which involved a locked store, a forgotten purse, and plenty of Indiana Jones jokes. I'll be continuing this quest later today, I just hate leaving things undone.)

Has anyone archived threads 3/4?
If it's not, y'know, dead and all.

>>211568
Hasn't been archived yet. So far they are still around if anyone feels up for the task of achiving them properly on suptg.
>>182416 3
>>200758 4

Just want to be alerting you guys, I'll be posting the continuation of this quest here in a little while.
>>211589
If anyone does archive those, they will receive 72 virgins (when dead, of course) and my eternal respect.

After your... Experiment with your concubines, you fell asleep in your dungeon. After enough time of sleeping and getting your rest, your bell rings, motioning you that a servant needs you.
In human form, you open the door to reveal the servant that keeps waking you up in these early mornings.
"Servant? What is it now?"
"Sir, the architect from Helsingborg is back. And execited, it seems sire."
"Very well, I will see him soon enough."
"When is soon enough, sir?"
Actions
>"When I deem so, I have work to be doing in my dungeon as of right now."
>"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"

>>211970
>"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"

>>211978
second

Ending voting in five minutes

>>211970
>"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"

>>211970
>"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"

>>211970
>"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"

>>211978
EAT HIM IF HE WAITS AROUND

"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"
The servant leaves you be, and fetches you breakfast, and you walk to the throne room.
In the center of the room, right by the heath where fire looms, lies the architect. You sit in your throne, and he hands you a list of improvements.
"Sir, I will say that additional... Defenses must be constructed in the cities we control, right now if they came under attack via bombs or spies, massive damage could be done."
"How much will it cost?"
"That's the thing sire..."
Building

Defenses
>Install limited defenses in your cities, such as armories and small anti-air batteries. ($500,000 USD, Increased Defenses)
>Install medium defenses in your cities, such as army bases and heavy anti-air batteries. ($1.2 Million USD, Heavily Increased Defenses)
>Install heavy defenses in your cities, such as army city-blocks, bunkers, heavy anti-air, and howitzer batteries. ($2.1 Million USD, Heavy Defense)

Manufacturing
>Nationalize most of the foreign industry, it will give you a good start to running this nation. (Cost: Relations with all other powers, severely increase industrial power)
>Sell some factories to foreign powers. (Money Gained)
>Construct a new Industry (Tourism, Coca Cola, etc... Cost: $50,000, in addition it will start Nationalized, which means you get all profits from it.)
>Write-In

Military Tech
>Mutate your soldiers to use a certain mutagen... ($2.7 Million USD for Dragonblood, $8 Million for Half-Dragon)
>Upgrade our Military Industry (Which one?)
>Write-In

Prestige
>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)
>Build a university named after me, due to my great intellect! (Cost: $2.3 million USD, increases Education, Loyalty, and Tourism. Allows Mages)
>Construct a magnificent Cathedral named after me to show my devotion to the Pope and God! (Theocratic Unique! Cost: $1.8 Million USD, heavily increased respect of Catholics and the Papacy, severely increases Tourism.
>Write-In

Treasury: $2 Million USD

>>212081

Purchase and experiment with nuclear arms.

WE NEED ATOMIC GODZILLA BREATH GUYS!

>>212092

Also, fund science and theology scholars to figure out what religion is the "true religion".

I mean, we're a magical creature, which implies God is real.

>>212081
>Install medium defenses in cities
>Construct a new Industry (Petrochemical)
>Leave Military Tech as-is

>>212081
>Nationalize Industry
>Build University
>Build Cathedral
>Build Monument
>Medium Defenses
>Start 4 Companies
>Mutate Half of your soldiers to be dragonblood.


Powerful nations run their countries in debt. We can take a loan from England for about 15 million.

We need this to run smoothly.

>>212081
>Install limited defenses in your cities, such as armories and small anti-air batteries. ($500,000 USD, Increased Defenses)

>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)

>>212081
Install medium defences
Construct a new Industry (Mining)

>>212111
My trips confirm it.

I'm gonna have to ask you guys to trust me here.

Interesting...

Medium Defenses win.
Monument also wins...
You guys get one additional action, make it count.
By the way, you already nationalized foreign industry, sorry about that.

>>212138
ill support you if we start a mining industry

>>212142

This: >>212108