>>182416
>If I so chose, I could end you here and now and assume your position. Speaking to me with a little respect wouldn't pose any harm to you, would it?

Ending voting in five minutes.

>>182416
>Accept

>Accept

>>182416
>Accept

Looks like Accept wins...

"As you wish, king."
"Very good, the town is directly south-west of Stockholm, and is surrounded by communist tanks and men. Turn the town into ash, so no one will question my reign on this land."

You begin your flight, and in less less then a hour, you soar far above the town.
Actions?
>Survey the town, look for a weak spot. (Agility)
>Drop in, and begin combat with the enemy in shock and dissray. (Body)
>Write-In

>>182475
>>Drop in, and begin combat with the enemy in shock and dissray. (Body)

>>182475
>Drop in, and begin combat with the enemy in shock and dissray. (Body)

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Alright, roll me a 1d20+6...

Ignore my rolling

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182498

>>182505
Well, so much for that town.

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182498

>>182505
yeah, rip.

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>>182505
fug
This is already a good start for you guys, writing as we speak.

>>182505
20+6=26
Overwhelming Critical Success

Being cunning, you wait for the troop movements to perfectly sychronize together into a semi clump, allowing you to get maxium shock val-
Oh, sod it.
You come crashing down, right unto that of a tank, shrapnel flies through the air, taking down infantry, and the nearest tank you swipe into a building, disabling it.

Enemy is disoriented, they loose two rounds!
Enemy Units
368x Infantry
24x Light Tanks
10x Medium Tanks
Casualties: 2x Heavy Tanks, 42 Infantry.

Action
>Crush the infantry under your feet. (Body)
>Attempt to eat the enemy tanks. (Body)
>Use your breath attack! (Agility)
>Tail-Spin! (Agility)
>Write-In

>>182559
>Attempt to eat the enemy tanks. (Body)
Infantry weapons are a joke to us.

>>182559
>>Attempt to eat the enemy tanks. (Body)

>>182559
Throw the medium tanks at the light tanks.

Looks like Eating the Tanks wins.

Roll me a 1d20+6

>>182475
Body

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182595

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182595

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>182595

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>>182600
writing your failure

>>182600
1+6=7
Critical Failure

As you move to devour a tank, a shell suddenly hits your mouth, forcing it to close. You merely just ram the tank to the side, wasting time.

HP: 6950

Actions
>Try to eat the tanks again (Body)
>Attempt a fly-by on the infantry with your breath attack (Agility)
>Crush the enemy Infantry underfoot! (Body)
>Write-In

>>182624
>>Try to eat the tanks again (Body)
We mush crunch them!

>>182624
>>Write-In
Knock the tanks upside down and into the infantry.

>>182624
Throw the tanks at each other.

Looks like throwing the tanks won.
Roll me a 1d20+6.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182645

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182645
God fucking dammit.

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182645

>>182647
Man, you should wait a bit.

>>182647
Getting pretty tired of these dice.

>>182647
This quest is cursed, I tell you!

Writing...

>>182647
1+6=7
Critical Failure, once again.

As you go to throw a tank, you merely nudge it to avoid overextending itself. This lends itself to merely doing nothing, and opening a flank which said tank exploits to great effect.
HP: 6650

Actions?
(By the way, you can use the Barbaric Mutation in case your tired of the dice gods bullshitting you, but only once per session, can also be used to change (Agillity) into (Body) or (Charisma) into (Body), just in case your new.)

>Bash the enemy infantry into bits! (Strength)
>No fancy theatrics, nom the tanks! (Strength)
>Flying Driveby of Doom! (Agility)
>Transform into Half-Dragon, and fight man-to-man... (Body)
>Write-In

>>182672
>>No fancy theatrics, nom the tanks! (Strength)

>>182672
>No fancy theatrics, nom the tanks! (Strength)

Looks like eating wins, roll me a 1d20+6...

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182706

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182706

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Also ignore my rolling

>>182723
Just fuck my shit up.

>>182723
Please... this is your second one.
Voting to use our ability.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182706
>>182729
Might as well.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182706

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>>182723
In spirit because you guys are a giant fucking dragon fighting a shitty garrison, I'm going to interpret this differently then usual.
It'll be interesting.
Very interesting.

1+6=7
ANGRY CRITICAL FAILURE!

Right now, your really fucking tired of the garrison dancing around your attacks, or being in the right place at the right time. It's not until you realize something... You remember the King saying there were battlemages... Maybe this is them at work?
You decide to FUCK THEIR PUSSY MAGIC SHIT UP!
YOU ARE NOW FURIOUSLY ANGRY!
ALL ROLLS ARE NOW BODY ROLLS!!!
>FUCKING CRUSH BUILDINGS TO FIND THESE PUSSIES!!! (BODY!!)
>FUCK THESE INFANTRY DICKS, TIME TO CHILL THEM DOWN! (BODY!!!)
>FUCKING TANKS ARE BEING ASSHOLES! LET'S SET IF THEY'LL BE ASSHOLES IN YOUR STOMACH! OR WHEN YOU'VE THROWN THEM AT THEIR COMRADES!!! (BBOODDDYY!!!!!!!!)

>>182767
>>FUCK THESE INFANTRY DICKS, TIME TO CHILL THEM DOWN! (BODY!!!)

>>182767
>FUCKING TANKS ARE BEING ASSHOLES! LET'S SET IF THEY'LL BE ASSHOLES IN YOUR STOMACH! OR WHEN YOU'VE THROWN THEM AT THEIR COMRADES!!! (BBOODDDYY!!!!!!!!)

>>182767
>Write-In

Waiting to see if anyone will break the tie.

>>182771
This

>>182772

> DIG INTO THE GROUND AND CRUMBLE THE EARTH BENEATH THEIR MORTAL FEET!

Looks like the tie is broken...
Roll me a 1d20+6
>>182813
Nice suggestion, I like it desu.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182821
Get ready for the 4th 1 in a row.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182813

Use tank shrapnel to dig crater of pain.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>182821
Can't we use our special power?
>>182824
What the fuck did you do to piss off God?

>>182824
Stop fuckin rolling dude

>>182824
Please man, stop rolling.

>>182824
T...
Th...
The fuck?
No.
Fuck you.
I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, because I'm tired as fuck of all these ones, that keep cropping up first thing.
So no, unless another one is rolled, I'm ignoring this one.

>>182824

WHAT THE SHIT ITS THE SAME GUY!?

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182853
YOU ARE A KIND GOD

>>182853

> when you're so bad at RPGs, that the DM refuses to acknowledge you

>>182832
16+6=22
Great Success

You finally stop fucking around, and begin to eat those fucking tanks, like the juicy morsels they are! It isn't long until all the enemy tanks have been devoured... Of course, the enemy infantry try a futile attack against you, but your scales protect against it.

Actions
>Crush the infantry. (Body)
>Freeze them with your breath. (Body)
>Write-In

>>182886
>Freeze them

>>182886
Eat the infantry.

>>182886
>Freeze
We get to use body stat, so why not?

>>182886
>Freeze them with your breath. (Body)

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182890
>>182898
>>182903

Freeze them into controllable ice golems!

Looks like freezing won.

Roll me a 1d20+6, all ones are forcibly ignored under pain of dragon gulag (stomach)

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182914
This will not be a 1

Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182914
Pls no gulag

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>182914

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>182923
10+6=16
Success! No Dragon Gulag! (yet)

You take a mighty breath and breath outwards. Those closest to your are encapsulated in ice, whereas those towards the end suffer severe frostbite.
Enemy Units
260x Infantry

Actions
>Crush them underfoot (Body)
>Eat them. (Body)
>Have some fun, they can't really do any harm. (Body, is basically Write-In, but feel free to be absurd)

>>182949
>Eat them. (Body)

>>182949
>Start grabbing them one by one and start tearing off a single limb from each soldier to make their moral plummet.

>>182949
>>Eat them. (Body)

>>182949

Ferally roar until they shit their pants and declare servetude to you. (personally army)

>>182949
>Have some fun, they can't really do any harm. (Body, is basically Write-In, but feel free to be absurd)
Construct a mound-cum-snowfort out of their bodies. Stack them on each other and freeze them again.

>>182973
Mound-cum?
Is this safe for work or not?

>>182982
it's a shitty latinization. Mound with/and snowfort.

5 minutes until voting ends

>>182965
this

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>182965
>>183004
Terrify
>>182956
>>182961
Eat them
Rolling a 1d2 to decide laddies.

>>182965
>>183004

Come on guys, I know you wanna...

Looks like eat them wins.
Roll me a 1d20+6

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>183019

Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>183019
Great, now we're going to have to pick our teeth for human debris.

>>183022
11+6=17
Successful!

You rampage through out their ranks, devouring plenty of them into your maw. Towards the end of it, the rest of the enemy surrenders to your mercy...
Action?
>Spare them. (Defies the King's Orders)
>Eat them.
>Crush them.
>Enslave them
>Write-In
It's only the 6x infantry left alive, by the way.

>>183040
>Enslave them

>>183040
>Enslave them
Losers have to bury the dead.

>>183040
>Enslave them

>>183040
>Enslave them

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Enslave them wins by a landslide...

"You, miserable lot. Traitors to Sweden. Clean up your dead, and you will serve me now."
"Ye-Yes my lord..."
x6 Slaves acquired!
Rolling for slave quality by the way.

You fly back to the capital, the king waiting out front anxiously.
"Ah, good work, and I see you have prisoners with you!"
"They are mine."
"So they are, anyhow, I applaud your work, for tomorrow I have decided to hold a feast in your honor."
"Thank you, my lord."
"Anyhow, I wish to talk to you later..."
The king dismisses you, and you are free to roam.
>Introduce your slaves to... Well, slave life.
>Talk to one of your allies (who?)
>Sleep for a while.
>Write-In

>>183090
>Introduce your slaves to... Well, slave life.

>>183090
>>Introduce your slaves to... Well, slave life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax7wcShvrus

>>183090
By the way, for slave quality lower is better, as this affects their will to flee and fight you.

>>183090
>Introduce your slaves to... Well, slave life.

Looks like slave life wins!

"Listen up, if any of you do something without my permission, I will make sure to devour you and your friends without effort. If you serve me well, I won't likely eat you any time soon. Anyhow, bring my stuff to my room, and await my command."
Your slaves quickly drag your chest of loot you rummaged from the battlefield to your room, and you find yourself free to do whatever right now.
>Nap.
>See an ally (Who?)
>Write-In

>>183134
>See the Priest

Finish voting in 5

>>183134
>>See an ally (Who?)
Priest. We should ask about slavery and Christianity, as well as the hierarchy in Sweden.

Looks like people want to see the priest.

Not having seen the priest for a while, you track him down to the library.
"Priest, are you in here?"
You are answered by the priest reading on a desk full of books.
"Yes, how can I help yo-"
"Ah, right. Forgot you haven't seen me in my human form."
"Hm. Intriguing, mind if I ask you a question, because you obviously haven't come down here to small-talk."
"What is it priest?"
"What is it that you dragons believe in? I'm quite interested, as most fiction treats dragons as self-worshipers or atheistic beings and whatnot..."
The priest proceeds to drone off, then looks at you patiently.
Action?
>Tell the priest you believe in God.
>Tell the priest you don't believe in God.
>Tell the priest you believe you are a God, after all.
>Write-In

>>183229
>Tell the priest you believe in God.
>But I don't really care. I have other things to do foremost.

>>183229
>>Tell the priest you don't believe in God.
However, we are willing to change our minds on the subject, if we experience a miracle.

>>183229
>Tell the priest you believe in God.
Dragon Crusade?

>>183229
>Tell the priest we believe in god.

>>183229
>Its not something we've given much thought, though there could be a God

>>183229
>Tell priest you believe in God

Looks like believing in God passed.

"I do, priest."
"Hm, interesting. I suppose fiction was wrong then. I will write this in my report. Anyways, do you need something from me?"
"Say, you never told me your name, priest."
"Brother Reinhold, if you will."
Action
>Write-In

>>183283
Tell us about Rome

>>183283
tell us about the yourself, also how he feels about the current situation in Sweden

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling for what you talk about...

1=Rome
2=Current situation

"Well, I was wondering about Rome, Brother Reinhold."
"Rome?"
"Yes, I was wondering about it earlier today, what exactly makes it important, besides being the home of the Pope?"
"Well, it was the home of the world's strongest empire, the Roman Empire, which carried western civilization to countless heights, only for us to loose so much after it's fall."
"How far did it spread?"
"From Iberia, all the way to India."
"Not bad, for a mortal empire."
"Not bad? You and I must have different thoughts about that word, for it was no doubt the most glorious empire to ever exist!"
"I can tell your biased."
"Only a little, mind you."
Actions
>Bid goodbye.
>Write-In

>>183353
>>Bid goodbye.
We can do no more with him.

>>183366
+1

Looks like bid goodbye wins.

After talking to the priest (and the slightly akward silence that followed) you excused your self, you were exhausted after a day spent killing dirty communists, and went to bed to take a nap...
You have gained one Mutation Point!
Spend on...
>Stable
>Unstable
>Extremely Unstable
>Attribute Point

>>183383
>>Attribute Point
Insight. We are in a king's court, and being competent with intrigue is a survival skill.

>>183394
>implying you can't just use Barbaric and use your body to detect assassins and angry thoughts towards you
beta-tier bro.

>>183383
>Attribute Point

>>183408
Specify please.

>>183398
Stop trying to rig the votes with your bait.

>>183410
Intelligence
We lost some after we gain the barbaric perk.

>>183411
Just providing some bants while I wait.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Due to tie, I'm rolling

1: Insight
2: Intelligence

>>183435
Whilst you sleep, you feel a little more... Wise.

When you wake up, you grudgingly get breakfast, tolerating another round of nobles. Once that's done, you decide to go for a walk around the palace gardens.
Until you hear footsteps behind you.
"M'lord, I need to tell you something."
>"What is it, Anitta?"
>"I'm busy right now."

>>183446
>"What is it, Anitta?"

>>183452
+1

>>183446
>"What is it, Anitta?"

Looks like asking Anitta what's wrong won.

"What's wrong, Anitta?"
"I noticed one of the diplomats, one I think from NATO, bribing the foreman of the Draconic Wing... He wanted it delayed by an entire month, when it's supposed be done by next week m'lord."
>This will not stand, confront the diplomat.
>It's a diplomat, you have no power here. Tell the King this.
>Write-In

>>183472
>This will not stand, confront the diplomat.

>>183472
>It's a diplomat, you have no power here. Tell the King this.
childish ploy.

>>183472
>This will not stand, confront the diplomat.

>>183472
Tell the foreman that if he doesn't finish the Draconic wing in a week ill eat his whole family.
>inform the king about the bribe

Looks like confrontation wins.

Angry, you nearly run into the diplomatic office of NATO.
"Can I help you?"
"Where is the fucking diplomat?"
"He's in his office, do you have a appointment?"
>"No." and proceed to barge into his office.
>Attempt to persuade her you do have an appointment now.
>Write-In

>>183529
>Attempt to persuade her you do have an appointment now.
Use our abs.

>>183529
set up an appointment then do this,>>183504

>>183529
>No and barge in

Rolled 1 (1d3)

Rolling a 1d3 for who wins

1: Attempt to persuade
2: Attempt to set up an appointment
3: Barge in

Roll me a 1d20+3 lads.

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>183570

>>183581
Of course. ;_;

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>>183581
I'm sorry.
But it must be done.
Writing...

>>183581
1+3=4
Critical Failure

You decide to persuade her. She quickly realizes that number one: You aren't leaving until you get in, and number two: You don't have an appointment.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave or I'll have to call security."
What do?
>Knock her out, barge into diplomat's office anyways (Body)
>Leave.
>Write-In

>>183611
>Barge in

>>183611
>>Leave.

>>183611
>Leave.

Looks like Leave wins

Begrundingly, you leave escorted out by security forces. You won't take this lying down however...
What do?
>Attempt to sneak into his office... (Agility)
>Tell the King about this.
>Write-In

>>183691
>>Tell the King about this.

>>183691
>Tell the King about this.

>>183691
>Tell the King about this
And ask why we shouldn't just eat the diplomat for this.

We know why, but that kind of incentive should motivate him to do something about this.

Hey, look at that, Tell the king about this won.

You, still pissed off at this, try to find the king, eventually intercepting him at the library.

'Alright, king, that son of a bitch at NATO has gone too far!"
"What?"
"He bribed the foreman to disrupt the construction of the Draconic Wing."
"That would explain the arbitrary construction report I received earlier... Still, I don't think I can take immediate action, and I was hoping knowledge about the fact Sweden has a dragon wouldn't get out as fast."
"I urge you, do something."
"I'll look into it, meanwhile I would advise you to "encourage" the foreman to work faster."
The king proceeds to walk off, presumably in the direction of the NATO embassy.
Action
>Pay a visit to the Foreman...
>Write-In

>>183763
>>Pay a visit to the Foreman...

>>183763
>>Pay a visit to the Foreman...

>>183763
>>Pay a visit to the Foreman...

Pay a vist to the foreman passed.

You quickly head to the building site, and easily find the Foreman, a fat pudgy man.
"Eh, what do you want?"
"I'm here to settle a small issue between you and me..."
"Eh?"
"You know, the part where you took a bribe to delay construction of the Draconic Wing?"
"Oh shi-"
You grab him by the shirt of the collar easily.
Action?
>"No one cheats me or the King." And proceed to beat the tar out of him. (Body)
>"Let this be your final warning, or else." (Intimidate)
>Write-In

>>183808
>"Let this be your final warning, or else." (Intimidate)

>>183808
>Beat him

>>183808
>>"Let this be your final warning, or else." (Intimidate)

>>183808
if you ever accept a bride again i will make sure you have nothing to spend it on. (Intimidate)
and slap him a little

>>183826
So you want to force him to never get married again?

>>183808
>>"Let this be your final warning, or else." (Intimidate)

Looks like Intimidate won
Roll me a 1d20+4

>>183834
Well no one would want to marry him when they hear what happened to his last wife.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>183847

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>183847

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>183847

>>183883
Nice roll!

>>183883
19+4=23
Major Success!

"Ple-Please don't eat me! I have a wife, and a daughter!"
"Who said anything about eating?"
You give him a good punch in the head, knocking him downward.
"Know this, to betray the King of Sweden is to meet death incarnate, remember this, or I'll meet with you once more."
The foreman scrambles away, drawing quite a bit of attention from the workers, who grin a little seeing him scramble away.
Suddenly, from behind you a young noble tugs on your shoulder.
"Sir, the king requests you at the throne room."
"I'm on the way."

As you arrive, you notice the king angry, his face flushed red.
"The bastard demanded that I step down! He claimed the Norwegian king was the "rightful" heir to the throne!"
"What?"
"I ought to have his head on a pike, but this threat of NATO attempting to get my cousin on the throne is too great. I require your aid once more."
>"I accept, your majesty."
>"Your majesty, surely you have people more able then me?"
>Write-In

>>183945
>Write-In

"Surely you'll want you cousin dealt with covertly? I am uncertain I can handle subtlety with any level of skill. I can however completely annihilate the vague area he is in by burning, ripping, tearing and biting any resistance apart. Assuming that is good enough for you..?"

>>183967
This

>>183967
+1

Ooooh, a write-in passed!

"Surely you'll want you cousin dealt with covertly? I am uncertain I can handle subtlety with any level of skill. I can however completely annihilate the vague area he is in by burning, ripping, tearing and biting any resistance apart. Assuming that is good enough for you..?"
"For this, it's exactly what I need."
"Why, exactly?"
"Well, this NATO diplomat, and my cousin should be boarding an aircraft to meet up in Denmark for a festivity down there, to spread "cultural awareness", or whatnot. I need you to down their flight, with any means possible. It should be leaving in about seven hours, near midnight conveniently enough..."
"I have heard enough my lord, may your will be done."
"Good, after this, we should be able to make our first power-play in the region."

You head to the airport early, and find a good place to keep surveillance over the flights leaving. Eventually, after a few hours of staking out, you see it take off...
>Follow it, and wait for it to get out of the runway and city of Stockholm before attempting to down it.
>Write-In

Bumping.

>>184025
>>Follow it, and wait for it to get out of the runway and city of Stockholm before attempting to down it.

>>184025
>Follow it, and wait for it to get out of the runway and city of Stockholm before attempting to down it.

Alright, Following won.

The airliner your supposed to down ascends up into the air, which you slowly slink behind, hoping to avoid notice. You cross out of the city section of Stockholm, and put your plan into action...
>Attempt to ram it. (Body)
>Try to freeze the plane's turbines with your breath. (Agility)
>Attempt to eat the plane (Body)
>Write-In

>>184132
>>Try to freeze the plane's turbines with your breath. (Agility)

>>184132
>>Attempt to eat the plane (Body)
>>184145
We have a minus one, Anon

>>184132

>Try to freeze the plane's turbines with your breath. (Agility)

That's the most stealthy thing a giant dragon can do, and if the situation is inspected by authorities, they could blame it on malfunction or the weather instead of deducting that a giant ass dragon took it down.

Also, I was wondering, isn't our dragon kind of being way too humble? I mean, he acts like if the king is his king as well and is no better than a muscle for hire so far, with the king only giving him in exchange for his services a lair and ownership of prisoners. He should consider getting more involved in the world on his own accord rather than obeying the whims of the king

>>184132
>Eat the plane

>>184153
Eh, I'm kind of suiting the character around what the Anon's are going with, so far in this thread we haven't really been BESERKER FRENZY like in the past two, instead we've mostly been talking and whatnot. If you guys want the character to act more ambitious and arrogant, do ambitious and arrogant things. At some point, I'll lock the trait down similar to the fact our character has a tendency to get angry more often, because it's a character trait.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Looks like freezing and eating is tied..

1=Freeze
2=Eat

>>184179
Time to roll a 1d20, -2 kiddos.

Rolled 13 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>184185
Here goes.

>>184185

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>184179

>>184185

One more roll...

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>184212
>>184185
shit I typoed

>>184196
13-2=11
Minor Success!

Your breath causes the turbine to slow down enough where they're going to be crash landing, but not extremely so. It'd probably be best to deal further damage.
>Attempt to eliminate their landing gears (Agility)
>Ram into the back to cause destabilization, and an extremely devastating crash! (Body)
>Eat a wing, that'll solve it. (Body)

>>184228
>cut the wing with your wing.

>>184228
>freeze the wing flaps solid so they can't control the plane

>>184228
>Attempt to eliminate their landing gears (Agility)

Rolled 3 (1d3)

Well, it seems like it's a three way tie.

1: Cut the wing with your wing
2: Freeze their flaps solid
3: Attempt to eliminate their landing ears

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>184289
Alright guys, roll me a 1d20-2, additionally ignore my rolling

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>184302
I hope my dice isn't cursed

Rolled 8 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>184302

Waiting for one more roll.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>184289

>>184366
Clutched!
Writing.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

16-2=14
Successful!

You go fly below their plane, and when they begin to extend their landing gears, you cut them off with your razor-sharp claws.

Rolling for how damaged the plane is.

>>184414
4+4=8
Moderately Damaged.

The plane, plummeting hits a few pine trees and is well-damaged. However, you notice the doors opening, and people start trying to get out... Seems like there is a good chance your targets are still alive...
>What do?
>Attempt to freeze the crowd to death. (Agility)
>Ruthlessly land on the crowd, eating and killing any survivors. (Body)
>Attempt to piece out your target (Insight)
>Write-In

>>184427
>Attempt to piece out your target (Insight)

>>184427
>Attempt to piece out your target (Insight)

>>184427
>Attempt to piece out your target (Insight)

Whelp, guess you guys attempt to piece out the target...
Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>184459

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>184459

>>184468
well...
fugg

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>184459


>>184468
Fucking hell anon

>>184468
Well shit looks like the dice aren't giving us a break anytime soon

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>184459

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>>184468
What the fuck is with all these ones...
Writing as we speak.

>>184468
1+2=3
Critical Failure.

Whilst you soar overhead, you think you see one as your target, or the other one, or that one.
Fuck, you can't seem to find this guy!
Suddenly, a scream from below...
"Holy shit, it's that dragon that attacked Stockholm!"
Whelp, they've seen you.
Action
>Quickly freeze the crowd! (Agility)
>RIP AND TEAR! (BODY)
>Write-In

>>184506
>RIP AND TEAR

>>184506
>RIP AND TEAR! (BODY)

>>184506
>RIP AND TEAR
There aren't any witnesses if theres no one left to report it

Whelp, Rip and Tearing time.

Roll me a 1d20+6

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>184545
Cmon its our best stat we can't fuck this up

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>184545
Chance of enemy survival- 0%

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>184545
RIP AND TEAR!

>>184569
19+6=25
Super-Success!

You land in front of the crowd, and start tearing through it, brutalizing and slicing through it like a hot knife through butter. Limbs, heads, and blood are scattered all throughout the Swedish snow. Eventually, you identify the heads of your two targets, and after making sure there were no survivors (and eating those who did survive), you fly back off to proclaim your success.

When you land, the king awaits.
"Is it done?"
"Of course, king."
"Very good, this should open up further opportunities once we find where it crashed, and Norway should be mine by inheritance. Good work, I'll make sure your pay will have a bonus to it. Now get some rest, there will be much work in the days ahead."
"Alright, then."

Taking the king's advice, you hit the sack, ordering your other six slaves to sleep where they will, you fall into the bed where Anetta is deep asleep. She's slightly startled, but you fall into slumber before caring enough.
Mutation Point unlocked!
>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
>Attribute Point

>>184637
>>Stable Mutation

Wrapping up voting in 5 minutes

>>184637
>Unstable Mutation

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling dice for which

1: Stable Mutation
2: Unstable Mutation

Alright, stable mutation it is, haven't had these for a while.
>Ice Aura: A minor aura of ice that can't be turned off, but slowly makes the environment colder around you. Adds a +1 to Intimidate Checks as well.
>Strong: A minor mutation which increases your muscle mass. Body +1 essentially.
>Poisonous Fangs: You can poison enemies with a poison. You get to decide what the poison does. Most effective in Half-Dragon form.
>Water-breathing: What it says on the tin.
>Write-In

>>184762
>Ice Aura: A minor aura of ice that can't be turned off, but slowly makes the environment colder around you. Adds a +1 to Intimidate Checks as well.

>>184762
>Water-breathing: What it says on the tin.
This could come handy.

>>184777
Switching to water breathing

Ending voting in five minutes.

Alright, waterbreathing it is.

You grow slight gills, allowing for waterbreathing.
Anyhow, seeing as I've been putting off some work, I'm calling this session over.
I created a twitter, so I can tweet when I have started the quest again though.
@QuestingQM on twitter m8s
If you guys have any questions or suggestions, or criticism, just tell me.

>>184845
Thanks for running

Could someone archive this please?

Alright, continuing Dragon Quest on here, I hope you enjoy today's Dragon Quest.

The next day comes, with your routine of eating breakfast, but today is a little different. The War Council has been called.
You sit next to the king, where three generals (one you recognize as Hans) brings forth four maps to you. Seeing as the king has put the matter of how to invade Norway up to you, you have an army under your claw.
"Sir, here are the maps we have drawn to best suit our advance in occupying Norway."
He hands you four maps.
>The first map revolves a strategy of terror, striking in the heart of the capital, you will rampage throughout it, causing their military to attempt to respond to you, allowing for the Swedish army to flank and destroy them. (Body)
>The second map is a strategy of quick, mobile airstrikes to disable their ground vehicles and heavily slow them down. Divided, they will fall prey to the Swedish Blitzkrieg. (Agility)
>The third map is... Blank. Perhaps so you can draw up your own plan? (Write-In)
Additionally, have I been writing Renoxiezius a little too passive towards the King? I was thinking about making him more independent.

Bumping

>>187196
>The first map revolves a strategy of terror, striking in the heart of the capital, you will rampage throughout it, causing their military to attempt to respond to you, allowing for the Swedish army to flank and destroy them. (Body)

I like this plan, when are we planning on the assault? Do we have direst command over our troops including training?

I would say yes a bit too passive. We are still a dragon after all and I think we see this as less subservient to a mortal king and more a useful partnership and if he thinks he's the one in charge well he's welcome to the assumption.

>>187196
>The first map revolves a strategy of terror, striking in the heart of the capital, you will rampage throughout it, causing their military to attempt to respond to you, allowing for the Swedish army to flank and destroy them. (Body)

>>187253
That's up to you guys, when you'll invade. Keep in mind, you could get to their capital in a few hours. You have semi-direct control, where your in control of the general strategy, but not the battle commands. That's up for the generals.

Calling voting in about ten minutes.

>>187274

Gotcha, I mostly wanted to take control of the training of our army corp so that we can forge them into hardened warriors loyal ultimately to us that will form the first circle of our eventual reign over the earth

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Looks like you guys want to rampage throughout their city.

Roll me a 1d20+6
Ignore my rolling...

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>187316
They shall know fear

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>187316
I wonder if they chose the right god to pray to

Waiting for one more roll.

>>187322
16+6=22
Great Success!

Your generals advise you to attack at nighttime, to enhance the chaos. Additionally, a small sub-division of bombers have been given to your command, in order to help soften up the defending force. You begin flying over the city, and your bomber planes follow not too far behind. The Norwegian capital of Oslo awaits destruction by your hand.
Your generals command their army to begin their march toward Oslo.
Your Action
>Crush infrastructure throughout the city, such as power-plants and highways. (Body)
>Attempt to destroy the enemy armories to limit their defending force and to lower their supplies. (Body)
>Write-In
>Spread chaos by destroying civillian housing and apartments. (Body)
Bomber Actions
>Bomb enemy Infrastructure
>Bomb enemy armories
>Bomb enemy civilians.
>Write-In
Additionally, your bombers are using Incendiary Bombs. This will cause a firestorm through out the city no matter where you target most of the time.

>>187373
>Crush Infrastructure
>Bomb Armories

>>187373
>Crush infrastructure throughout the city, such as power-plants and highways. (Body)

That'll be the most visible to the civilian populace

>Bomb enemy armories

Looks like Crushing Infrastructure and bombing the shit out of their armories won.
Roll me a 2d20 to see how much damage you inflict in the first wave.

Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)

>>187407
Fuck Norway

>>187407
By the way, first roll receives a +6, second roll gets a +2

Rolled 15, 8 = 23 (2d20)

>>187407

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>187407
rollan.

15+6=21
Great Success!
11+6=17
Success!

For a few minutes, you dive downward into power plants, highways, bridges, and water plants. Civilians, previously unaware of the danger suddenly find the city plunged into darkness and chaos, as explosions sound in the background. Flak hits you, but thanks to your thick scales, doesn't even harm you.
Your bombers, come in after you while you continue to distract their anti-air. Your bombers drop their payload upon enemy millitary institutions, and fire emerges throughout the city. Utter panic and chaos is had. Your bombers return back to Sweden to rearm, where as prepare for a second attack.
The Swedish army has crossed the border, and has encountered no enemy resistance so far.
Actions
>Attempt to run amok the city streets, distracting their ground forces and causing even more chaos to the civilians. (Body)
>Swoop and dive throughout the city streets, freezing them over with your breath. (Agility)
>Attack the airport, to prevent enemy fighters taking the air. (Agility)
>Write-In

>>187457
>>Attack the airport, to prevent enemy fighters taking the air. (Agility)
Break that landing strip.

Looks like taking out their airstrip won

Roll me a 1d20-2

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>187506
Dragon>Plane.

>>187516
*knock on wood*

>>187520
Oh well. Dice give, dice take away.

Rolled 17 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>187457
>Attack the airport, to prevent enemy fighters taking the air. (Agility)

17-2=15
Success!

You tear up the airfield, causing planes to be unable to take off, and those already on the runway have a slight habit of being in your stomach now. Enemy fighters cannot take off now. Chaos in the city is slightly been subsided.
Additionally, your army has encounter slight resistance, but is only two turns away from attacking the city.
The second wave of bombers have loaded up new bombs, according to your strategy...
Your Action
>Preform strafing runs with your Ice Breath on enemy streets and roads to freeze them over (Agility)
>Bring down tall buildings to bring back disorder. (Body)
>Land in the streets, and roar furiously! (Intimidate)
Bomber Payload
>Gas Bombs (Will infuriate the international community), high fatality rate, high chaos, and high penetration rate.
>Incendiary Bombs, high damage, but low fatality rate.
>HE Bombs, Low damage, but medium chaos and fatalities.
>Napalm (Will piss off NATO), High damage, High Fatality, and Low Penetration rate.

>>187557
>Land in the streets and roar
Maybe they'll surrender quicker or at least divert attention away from our bombers
>Incendiary Bombs
Causing damage is enough

>>187557
>Land in the streets, and roar furiously! (Intimidate)

We are still trying to capture the place not raze it to the ground

>Bomb enemy armories

In the same vein, trying to hold together at least some infrastructure together so that we can use it

>>187585
Forgot to choose what sort of payload you want to use for the next run, not designating targets just yet.

Landing in the streets and using Incendiary Bombs won!

Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Also, ignore my rolling

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>187609

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>187609

>>187592
Sorry about that, need to proofread what I copy and paste more often

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Watch this!

>>187624
15+4=19
Success!

You land in the middle of the streets, panicking civilians surrounding you and military forces converging, with an angry roar, civilians who were previously only panicking, fall straight into discord and fear, a few civilians close to you drop dead on the spot from fear. The military begins to hesitate.
Your forces are at the city limits, and are about to attack. Very little resistance so far.
Your Action
>Attack the civilian crowd, make the military think twice about attacking. (Body)
>Freeze the crowd into human popsicles to inspire further panic. (Agility)
>Ignore the civilians and take out the military. (Body)
>Attempt to at least control your ice breath to aim towards the military. (Agility)
>Write-In
Bomber Actions
>Bombard the city streets.
>Bombard the city's harbor
>Don't bombard
>Write-In

>>187645
>Freeze the crowd into human popsicles to inspire further panic. (Agility)
Let them focus on us. I relish the challenge.
>>Don't bombard

>Attempt to at least control your ice breath to aim towards the military. (Agility)

>>187645
>Ignore the civilians and take out the military. (Body)

We want the country and countries need citizens

>Write-In

If they have the fuel for it take up a holding pattern over the city and wait until our forces attack so their payloads can be directed to concentrations of resistance

>>187645
>Ignore the civilians and take out the military. (Body)
We came to conquer not slaughter
>Don't bombard
If possible as long as they aren't in danger have them keep circling overhead and be as threatening as possible

Hmmm.. Don't bombard wins, and so does Ignore the Civilians.

Roll me a 1d20+6

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)