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>>163442
"So..." Dr. Elizabeth Gears begins, "I'm sure you all are wondering what exactly happened to the Root Dorm. Well, I can assure you that it has since been taken care of and will no longer pose any problems. Please do not believe any rumors you may have heard about giant women. That is not only illogical but completely impossible with the knowledge we currently have of magic. Also, all classes involving Root have been cancelled for the next week. However, you will all be given reading packets and worksheets to fill out in the meantime. If you have any grievences you wish to air about all of this please speak to Vice President Kuro Akamatsu. Thank you."

Aw... I was kinda looking forward to those classes.
I wonder what really did happen. Everyone I've asked isn't saying anything.

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>>163442
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

>>163463
our extra dimensional powers tell us shrink ray. ask gears about it later when she has calmed down.

now, we kind of magically told collete you could talk talk with her about friendship.

>>163463
Gears obviously turned Fuwa into a giant berserker, could you imagine laying in between those GIANT, SOFT, COMFY breasts of hers? You'd probably get knocked out from one punch though.

>>163463
>I wonder what really did happen. Everyone I've asked isn't saying anything.
Gear fucked up and turned the students into mini versions of themselves. She then turned them into giants.

>>163463
Gears invented a Grow Spell and a Shrink Spell.
Bug Gears until she gives those spells to us, so we can bring Fael to classes.

>>163442
I want to wash naked loli 99c's hair.

>>163463
Find Flora!

She's going to be the bustiest small person if what she told us on her machine still persists.

>>163442
Ok, here's the plan:
Seduce Vaisi. Completely dominate her into seducing Ceera.
Menage-a-trios or bust.

This is absolutely vital.

>>163463
Perhaps you can take a look at the Root dorms too

>>163463
>What did Gears do
She tried to make a shrink spell. It worked, but she accidentally hit all of Root except for herself. She tried to fix it with a growth spell, but it worked to well and they ended up giants. The last we heard she was planning on making literally everything else bigger and hoping no one would notice.

Now go find alt!Lily! You're the only one in the entire universe who knows why she's here and missing her drills. Surely alt!Solia's managed to send her by now.

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MY PANTS ARE OFF

>>163534
>fucked up, so tried to fuck everything up in the same way
Yep, it's Gears.

>>163463
A long complicated story about freaky fish and a mislabeled shrinking spell and a misfired groing spell and elfs.

>>163463

I suspect the work of Nega-Tali from the Lime-verse.

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>Tali goes off to the Root Dorm. There's a sign politely asking everyone to avoid the area until it's repaired. He politely ignores it.

>The damage is pretty consistent with what would happen if someone suddenly grew and destroyed the inside.

So, the rumors are true. An embiggen spell exists and it works. Also a shrinking one. I thought those were impossible...

I guess Gears really is a genius.

>He sees a few odd looking machines scurrying about on multiple legs, lifting debris with arms that would appear to flimsy for such intense labor.

>Standing amidst them all is Maolin. Before Tali has the chance to leave she calls out to him.

"Tali! I have been looking for you."

"Oh, hey Maolin. What's up?"

>She approaches him, her ceramic feet clinking against the stone floor with each step.

"Do you recall that golem you had given me? The Knight?"

"I do, yeah."

"I managed to transplant it's Price of Life into a new body. However, there is a slight problem now."

"What's wrong?"

"Every time I activate it the thing goes berserk. I've yet to be able to fix that."

Lesbians?

>>163636
You need to have an elf nearby, it absolutely loves elfs.

>>163636
You know what time it is? It's comfy time!

Speaking of Comfy, stop applying comfy magic to your butt, you need to get used to the pain Ceera gave you.

>>163636
We should probably move this to the top of the list of shit we need to fix.
Tali, we need to go talk to Gears this thread though. To excuses and pittering, it's important.

Tell Maolin to let us see it.

>>163636
Help her Tali, that golem knows ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE.

By the way Tali, how is your butt?

>>163636
Get Vaisi. She'll be best able to talk to a rampaging murderer.

>>163636
okay, priorites are now
1. calm down golem
2. talk to gears about shrink spell for fael so she can be a real student.

>>163636
The only solution is to comfy it, Tali. If you can't comfy it, get Fuwa to help too! The Golem loves Elves!
ELF PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

>>163658
You forgot
3. Talk to Gears about the dimensional stuff so we can rescue Mirror Lily.

>>163670
right, need a dimensional portal stabilizer on this end for alt solia to lock on to.

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>>163653
>>163647
It's perfectly fine, thank you very much...

"Can we see it?"

"Certainly. Epsilon 4 and 5, continue the work. Dreadlift, watch the place while I'm gone." She commands the working machines.

>Maolin takes Tali down the stairs and into her own workshop. The place was set for anyone to work with golems and the like. However, Maolin has pretty much taken over the place as the only golemsmith in the school.

"I've kept it locked away in a chamber enforced with magic. It can be turned on simply while in this chamber and easily turned off. I should warn you it's-" She pauses. "It's gone."

>Inside of the room is a smashed glass tube, broken from the inside. Writing has been carved onto the wall.

>>163723
Finish the sentence Tali.
WORLD WIDE.

Walk around the school shouting "ELF PRIDE"

>>163723
chase it, follow trail of destruction.

>>163723
Well, fuck.

Anyone have a bright idea? Maybe we can make some sexy half naked elves shouting Elf Pride World Wide!

>>163723
WORLD WIDE
Tali, it's obviously got the scent of your people. Use your nose! Try and not to get aroused by a Golem's scent. I already know you will in the future.

>>163723
Illusory elves to distract golem.

Make sure golem gets to Slimecrown Citadel.

>>163723
Shout world wide tali! It might still be in the area!

>>163723
Make a note to learn the shrinking spell for your dragon.

>>163723
It's probably looking for elves to hug. So if we find the nearest elf, we'll probably find our golem.

Or I guess we could make a spell to find the golem itself. Looking for an artifact that contains a soul could probably work. I mean, how many of those could there be in this school?

>>163723
Time to teach this knight about acceptance as well. It's good to be prideful, but don't hurt non-elves just because they never had the privilege of being an elf.

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"Uhm... World Wide..?" Tali says.

>There is a rustling sound as something drops down from above. Maolin tries to rush it but the thing dashes past her, taking her arm and leg off in the process. Maolin drops to the ground as the creature flees the room.

"Maolin!" Tali rushes over to her. The Golem's expression is the same as always.

"Tali," She says, "Can I ask you a favor? I need you to apprehend that thing. I'm afraid that if it hurts anyone... They'll cut my funding. Also, the people being hurt would be bad. Please, can you do this for me?"

"Of course..."

Except I did just see it rip off some limbs.
I don't even know where to begin looking for it.

>>163800

Indeed! It's no fault of their own. Thusly, all superior elfkind should act as (nonviolent) exemplars for what inferior species can aspire to!

>>163810
Tell her sorry we got her into this.
Then summon hot illusionary half naked elves chanting elf pride world wide.

>>163810
Use your elven sensibilities Tali! Where would an elf go?

Either that or check in with your elven classmates.

>>163810
Look outside, try to find other elves.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>163810
Setup a syrup trap, Tali. It'd take a couple of minutes of prep on your part, but I'm sure the golem will take the bait!

>>163810
Do so, and bring Collete when you do so. I made a promise, and I intend to try and keep it.

>>163810
track it. it wont hurt elves.

>>163836
Oh ya, you should hang out with Collette at some point. She seems lonely.

>>163810
Distribute elf ears to everyone.

>>163810
Locate Fuwa, she can help search, if nothing else.

>>163810
Tali, do these.
>>163836
>>163849

>>163810
Teach the poor misguided thing.

>>163836
>>163849
Which one was Collette?

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>>163828
.........................

>>163849
>>163856
Collette? What? isn't she the one who lied to me the first day of school? I don't think I like her very much.

>>163838
>>163827
Alright, let's see.

>Tali leaves Maolin in her workshop. Above there are signs of further damage to Root Dorm. Whatever was here was looking for something in a hurry before it left.

>He goes into the main hall but the destruction stops at Root's Dorm.

Dammit... It could be anywhere. It didn't seem too big.

>>163826
Probably take a nap right now. I'm kinda tired.
I could go to Petal Tower and check out Alisya. I don't know where the other elves could be.

>>163822
Hmm...

>Tali creates and illusion, forming a group of elves running about and chanting about elf pride.

>Vendal walks into the room holding a clipboard.
>She seems gravely concerned.

>>163893
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>163893
STRIP YOUR SELF AND JOIN YOUR ILLUSIONS
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
SUBMIT TO OUR SUPERIOR CULTURE, UNDINE SCUM

>>163893
Hey Vendal, Crazy elf obsessed golem on the loose, Just another day at school amiright? Setting a trap for it.

>>163893
"maolin made a elf seeking golem and it's loose. she asked me to find it."

>>163893
>>163902
The dice god has spoken

>>163893
>Collette? What? isn't she the one who lied to me the first day of school? I don't think I like her very much.
She was just trying to make friends and seem cool. I don't think she has alot of friends.
Give her a second chance, everyone deserves one.

Also, if we can't find it stop by Gear's room so we can talk to her. She might be able to help by making a robot scanning and dimensional portal creating device.

>>163902
>>163893

THE DICE SPEAK

>>163893
Well, she might have lied, but when we talked to her, she seemed pretty sorry about it, as well as sort of desperate to make it up to you. Like, the depressing sort of desperate, where she doesn't think she's worth anything. I know it's your choice, but I really think she's in a bad place right now, and I think you could help.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

NO!
EXPLAIN THIS CALMLY AND RATIONALLY!
WE ARE NOT A WEIRDO

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>163931
Naw, we're totally a weirdo.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>163940
>>163931
The Orb is not at all a weirdo though.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>163940
NO, WE ARE SANE AND RATIONAL, AND WE WILL NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF VENDAL LIKE THIS

>>163893

Tali, you can explain this. Although I'm not sure if that would make things better or worse.

>>163893
Hey Vendal, how about a party?
tell her what's actually going on, Tali. Ask for help.

>>163961
no we're completely batshit insane and Tali is swiftly following in our foosteps. That's what happens when you constantly carry an item that corrodes your personal initiative to better act as a vessel of the artifact.

>>163992
>That's what happens when you constantly carry an item that corrodes your personal initiative to better act as a vessel of the artifact.
Corrodes my round blue ass.
We told Tali to touch boob at least four times the other day, and he didn't. He even said "Orb, we can't solve all our problems by touching boobs."

>>163992
Erodes. The word is erodes.

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>>163902
>Tali is tempted, sorely so. But his natural timidity and self consciousness prevents him from stripping before someone he admires.

"V-vendal! Uhm... L-listen.. So..."

"...."

"There's uh.. A thing out and it really likes elves... So I uh... I made a spell to make elves appear to sorta trap it?"

"....."

"And I'm hoping this will entice it to reveal itself and I'll catch it."

".... But why are they naked?"

"Uh....."

>>164013
OH SHIT BEHIND YOU
YOU'RE NEXT, TALI

>>164013
Tali! Behind you, cast a spell of holding.

Also, tell her that elven festival chants are traditionally done naked, to better commune and something something nature.

>>164013
The teachers always said when I'm nervous image everyone naked. Turns out that was bad advice

>>164013
It was a rush job, ok?!

>>164013
Magical clothes are hard to make so making them naked let us get more elf for our mana. Also look behind you.

>>164013
We have good reason to believe the monster went after elves that were in varying states of undress. The good reason is that we want that to be the way the monster hunts, but don't tell her that

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>164013
...why aren't you, fish-tits?

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

>>164013
Tali behind you! Cast comfy!

>>164013
the spell made elves, making clothes for the elves is a secondary spell layer. and you are in a rush.

>>164013
They're naked because then there's more Elf to see!

Also it's murdering your illusions somehow.

>>164013
Tali There It Is!

FREAKY FISH FACTS: The term Sea Snake can refer to any number of non-fish snake that lives the majority of its life in the ocean, but also refer to species of eel and ribbonfish.

>>164048
not murder, it's snuggling.

>>164054
But that's neither freaky nor entirely about fish.

>>164013
I'm not sure what's going on back there, but some comfy magic may be in order.

>>164071
You gotta forgive me, I'm eating dinner and not on my A game tonight

>>164091
Get it together, birb.

>>164091
Is it fish?

>>164013
"I was in a hurry and I didn't know what to make them wear, so..."

>>164013
The spell wasn't perfect. Aka forgot the runes for clothes. Sorry.

Control yourself Tali, this is your chance to score some sweet points with her.

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"Well, you know how they always say when you're nervous imagine everyone naked..? See, I-"

>>164023
>>164042
>>164083
>Tali turns in time to see something descend from the ceiling. It's many arms touch the elf illusion before tearing it apart completely.

That... That shouldn't be possible. That's -my- illusion. I decide what happens to it.

>The creature looks up at Tali.

"Elf... Pride.... World.... Wide..." It says in a pained voice. "All false elves... Will be... Destroyed..."

>Tali casts his comfy magic on it but it seems to slide off of the creature, moving around it.

My magic doesn't work!?

>>164144
Offer it your booty.

It's the only way

>>164144
comfy vendal so she sleeps then drop your illusion. you are a real elf.

>>164144
Knock out its core with your dick.

>>164144
Tali, you're currently in human form right?
You need to lead the Golem out of sight so Vendal can't see you transform back into a regular Elf. Then with a loving embrace, give it a big hug, or a kiss you giant pervert.

Throw the orb at it. That's right, this one. We must pay the ultimate price!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>164144
Cute~

WOO IT WITH YOUR ELF BUTT!

>>164144
Turn yourself into an elf and exclaim "ELF PRIDE"

>>164152
This is the best plan...also comfy magic was resisted guess we are a better mage that all of the ceer combined

>>164144
It wants to kill all false elfs! AAAAHHHH!!! Halloween will be ruined!

>>164172
This would have been awesome as a Halloween Story.
Also, shit. We need to fix this like now, before the Headmistress finds out.

>>164144
Why did she try to give a genderless robot boobs? I mean, she has them, but why would she do that to something else unless there was an actual purpose to it?

>>164144
Okay, we could stop it by dropping our illusion, but that would make Vendal suspicious. We'll need to get the golem alone, but Vendal will want to either stay and protect us or run away with us.

Try to lead it off by making more illusionary elves to guide it in a specific direction, away from anyone it might hurt. That should be a good delaying tactic while we think of a way to covertly separate from Vendal and make it look like an accident.

>>164144
Is Alisya nearby? We could use her as a shield.

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>>164165
Yes. We are. Even though we can't even cast a single spell.

Here are some spells for you because last time you left your spellbook behind like an idiot, Tali. There were going to be more but I got lazy.

>>164144
Throw us over there. We'll tell it to calm its tits

>>164270
Zero G trap is pretty awesome.

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>>164152
>Tali comfy magics Vendal until she slumps against the wall and falls asleep. When he does he drops his illusion.

>The golem stares at him then scuttles over to where he is, using it's tentacle arms as much as it does it's legs.

"I... I'm a real elf. So why don't you come with me? Okay?"

>It stares at him for a moment before raising it's tendrils. Tali can see some rather wicked looking claws on them.

"You... Are false elf... I sense... The VOID."

>The tendrils move in, ready to tear apart Tali. There is a cracking sound as something slams into the golem and sends it flying. It soars through the air before landing in a crumpled heap on the far end of the hall.

>Lyra is standing where it was, her shield in hand. Tali puts back on his illusion. The golem recovers and climbs away, going through a window to get to the outside of the school.

"Geeze... What in the world was that..?" Lyra shakes her head. "You okay there, Tali? Hmm.. I could have sworn it was attacking an elf... Gosh, I might really need glasses. Is everything okay?"

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Argen about t'lewd? Argen about t'lewd.

>>164326
This is where you fall for Lyra.

>>164326
Tali, time to ask Ceera for some help and some answers.

>>164326
"This golem has a thing for elves, so I was trying to trap it.
We need to catch it before it kills somebody!

>>164326
oh my god
you better take Lyra to an optometrist later
She needs GLASSES!
Secure the Golem and take it back to Maolin, you can't let it hurt anybody else.

>>164326
Get us close, Knife-ears. Time for us to enact DIRECT CONTROL on it's ass.

>>164326
Tell Lyra you made yourself look like an elf to try and catch it.
Also tell her we need to catch it before it hurts someone.

>>164326
Bring the Golem back to Maolin, Ask Lyra for help moving it. Then ask Ceera for answers

>>164326
IT SENSES US!

PANIC!

>>164326
we need fuwa then. dang it.

>>164343
That's not lewd. That's /fit/.

>>164358
It might not be sensing us, it might just be sensing the Ceer Jizz in Tali's butt.

Tali really there are two good options here: option one, get Ceera's help. Option two, huck us at it. Now obviously one of these options is better than the other, and I'm hoping you can pick which one. But if you pick the wrong one, you need the green orb's assistance.

>>164370
no necklace, baby.
SHE BOUT TA LEWD

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>>164270
Pic related is a simpler version of your Sonic trap while achieving the same strength.

>>164326
Obviously it was just one of the decoys.

Well, that thing is outside now, which does mean that it's safer in here, so that's good.

>>164326
Illusion to blur her vision and refocus to you standing right next to couple of elf decoys?

>>164413
With original appearance up.

>>164413
Just tell her we magic'd ourself to look like an elf and we dropped it when she showed up. No mess.

>>164427
That's just crazy enough to work!

Good news everyone! I'm working on a spell that allows us to summon monsters from the deep.
Bad news is I can't figure out a combination of runes that forces it to listen to the caster.
I did make the spell bind their souls together for warlocky goodness.

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>>164351
I can't really get that close since it JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW.

"Lyra! There's a golem on the loose that is targeting elves! Can you grab it!?"

"I'll try!" Lyra takes a running start and leaps out of the same window as the golem.

Huh.

>>164382
>>164346
Alright, I'll try her.

>Tali goes to Petal Tower and to Ceera's room. Last he saw her she was here. But when he opens the door he instead sees Vaisi.

"Hey, Tali! The other person I was looking for!"

"Vaisi? What are you doing here?"

"I was looking for Ceera. I was hoping to teach her the wonders of sapphic love and maybe bully her a bit. But she's not here. You know where she could be?"

"I was expecting her to be here too..."

"Huh. Well, since you're here anyway you want to mash lips together in a vigorous and sensual way? Teeth will be involved."

>>164541
Yes, yes you do

>>164541
Can't, invented a killer death golem with an elf fetish. Need to catch it. Wanna help?

Say this all REALLY fast Tali.

>>164541
Tali, now is not the time for sex. What if that Golem could be killing Ceera at this very moment? Don't fall for Vaisi's sexual advances!

>>164541
Oh god yes

I'M SURE LYRA IS FINE!

>>164558
This

>>164541
Fall for Vaisi's sexual advances.

>>164541
YES.

Also hey, your eyes are completely non-swirly.

>>164541
Calmly explain to Vaisi that there is a mudergolem on the loose

>>164541
Victory sex is best sex, have her help us save the day and then let her take you in a manly fashion.

Vaisi we need your help to stop a crazed golem!

>>164541
I would love too, but I have a golem on a rampage with elf fetish, it apparently thinks i'm a ceer, and our resident ceer I wanted to ask what the fuck too has gone poof. Seriously though once it's all straightened out I will rail you until you arm lock up and your eyes cross.

>>164541
Yes.

Let other people solve their own problems, for once.

>>164541
We do but unfortunately we have to prevent a golem killing everyone who isn't an elf and also us.

yes, but there is a problem. can we walk and kiss at the same time?

>>164541
"If you help me stop this rampaging golem I'll gladly claim you as my pet."

>>164541
You could do that, but meanwhile everyone might die. Decisions, decisions. Your call, Tali.

Okay new plan. Talk to green orb. Can we intentionally invoke bad luck to build up good luck? If we temporarily invoke bad luck, and then are super paranoid to avoid serious downsides, can we build up good luck we could then use to solve this issue?

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"I really can't there's a uh golemandit'sgoingtokilleveryone."

"A murder golem? Hmm... Well, Tali, do you think you can catch it within an hour?"

".. Maybe?"

"So if you would catch it after maybe an hour of looking doesn't that mean we could put the lady of sluttony to shame and THEN go look for the thing? Cause then an hour will have passed and you're almost certain to find it. Even if it's because there's a trail of blood leading up to it."

"I... I can't do that."

"... Pffthahaha! Tali, you're so cute. I'm just fuckin' with ya. Let's go get the murder golem."

>She goes up to Tali and touches his face.

"But I swear upon Minia's soft supple petals, if I'm not in a leash and collar by the end of the week I'm tying your ass to the bed. Got it?"

"Y-yeah."

"Great. So, where do we look?"

>>164705
god vaisi a best

>>164705
The Golem is looking for real Elves, Tali. Try for where Fuwa or Natalie is.

>>164705
"In your pants."

>>164705
>"Great. So, where do we look?"
Where do elves hang out at? Root classes? Garden?

>>164705
Tali! Find Gears, get her to build a portal to a parallel dimension where you've already caught the golem and then live there forever.

>>164705

Wherever elfs go, of course. Also, ask 99c for a dog collar if you run into her.

>>164705
Somebody make a "Create Leash and Collar" spell.
Tali can cast it and collar her while they look.

>>164705
Outside, seeing as that is where it went.

>>164705
we need elves, so natalie and fuwa.

>>164705
Ask her if there are any elves in particular that she knows Ceera has been around recently, because if the golem can smell the void on you, it might in turn pick up on the void on them.

>>164705
Vaisi such a best.

Check the courtyard for clues!

FREAKY FISH FACTS: Scientists tell how old a fish is by counting natural growth rings on the scales, otoliths ( bone in the inner ear) , vertebrate, fin spines, eye lenses, teeth, or bones of the jaw, pectoral girdle, and opercular series (The boney flap that protects the gills)

>>164741
really hope the void it smells on tali is just us, the orb made of void.

>>164746
>growth rings
Isn't that trees? I don't think trees are fish.

>>164747
Didn't we get some void injected into our butt?

>>164705

Might want to start where there's a huge congregation of elves. The golem doesn't seem to actively try to hurt anyone except when there's an elf nearby, despite its elf supremacy programming.

>>164767
>Might want to start where there's a huge congregation of elves.
What is a group of elves called?

>>164778
A Harem.

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>>164751
Ira not just trees mate, most things with scales have growth rings.

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>>164741
"Are there any Elves that Ceera's been around lately?"

"Mmm... The only one I can even think of would be Alisya. But that's just cause we're in the same class."

"Well, it's our best bet for now. Let's go find her then check on Fuwa and Natalie."

>The pair descend Petal Tower. When they arrive at Alisya's room they see Tessa on the ground in front of their room. Tali goes over to her and kneels down.

"Tessa..? Are you okay? What happened?"

>She sniffles.

"A-alisya and I... W-we were walking and... A giant spider c-came and took her away... And it called me a fake elf... I'm not an elf at all..."

"Where did it go?"

"I... I don't know..."

"Alright. Don't worry, Tessa. We'll find her."

"Be careful, Tali..."

>Tali goes out and tries to find Fuwa but the comfy mage is nowhere to be found.
>When he goes into the Thorn Field he catches a glimpse of their Dungeon Gate shutting off with Katherine shouting at it.

"Katherine? What happened?"

"Something just jumped through the portal carrying Natalie and some others..."

>Vaisi goes up to the gate's panel.

"Looks like some coordinates were set but they've been wiped... It's in a whole different dungeon by now. It could even be outside of this plane. The possibilities are infinite."

>Tali examines the panel. It has a spot where three runes can be placed that will determine the portal's location.

"Can you find out where it last went?"

"Not easily."

...
Should I just guess some runes?

>>164868
Pick the ruins for FAKE, ELF, and VOID,

>>164868
Try the runes for ELF PRIDE WORLD

>>164868
Set all runes to Elf.

>>164868
>Should I just guess some runes?
What are some areas an elf obsessed golem would go?

Tali, it has weird tendril arms, check the runes and see if any of them have weird tendril arm scratches or if you can like find a way to *69 the dungeon.

>>164868
ELF GOES IN EVERY FIELD

>>164868
They're lost forever Tali. Nothing you can do anymore, except put Vaisi n a collar and leash.

>>164868
set the runes to something that deals with Elfs

>>164868
Try Elf, Earth and Voror.
Naturally, this rune combination would lead to somewhere very elfy.

>>164868
ELF ELF ELF

>>164881
I feel like if there was any conceivable combination of runes the golem would pick, it would be those three

>>164868
Have Vaisi figure out the previous runes.
You have a 0.00001% chance of choosing the right combo.

>>164868
try pull out green and ask him how bad it would be if he let us randomly guess the correct world.

Hello? I was wondering where should I start cause I came here from Audit Quest and liked it. This quest is by the same OP who made Audit so I want to give it a try.

>>164932
If you haven't read the archives yet, get out of this thread. Otherwise you're spoiling yourself.

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>>164932
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest

This has all the chapters up til 32.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest

Here's where the rest will be located. I hope you enjoy it!

>>164932
Chapter 1, of course. Then read hero quest, pringle guard and red sky quest.

>>164932
go to suptg tg's archive then catch the last one on the qst archive hen come back here

>>164946
>>164943
>>164941
>>164938
alright will do, thanks

>>164868
Try ELF SEX and SLAVERY

>>164967
Also read Hero Quest Shining Star and Tales of Serda.
Tales is especially important because it has three MAQ characters in a possible future timeline written in the past.

>>165050
Also Hero Quest Rena

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Sure, why not.
All runes are now Elf.

>He sets the runes and presses the button. He tells Vaisi to wait outside while he checks it out and steps through.
>Inside he finds a dungeon that's landscape reminds him of his home. Trees as high as the eye can see, shades cast down by all the leaves.

>Even the scent is the same.

>Sitting on a throne of wood in the center of it all is the golem. It's tendrils are wrapped around all the elves in the school.

"The false elf... Returns... I must keep... The elves safe... Elf pride... World wide..."

>>164868
We got the golem from a dungeon, didn't we? Do you think it might have gone back there?

>>165124
This is not world wide! This is in a tiny little dungeon! The pride must be spread, not hogged!

>>165124
quick get us close.

>>165124
"You're just treating them like prisoners! There's no pride in that!"

"The war is over. Elves are at peace with the races of the world. You don't need to go around killing other races!"

>>165124
Wait, is that ceera? Just how much elf jizz did you pump into her?

>>165124
Oh my god. Ceera is an Elf.
ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET SOME GOLEM WRAP THEIR TENDRILS AROUND YOUR OWN KIND? ESPECIALLY YOUR ELF-CEER GIRLFRIEND?! IF COMFY DOESN'T WORK, TALI, DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. SLATHER IT IN ICE CREAM!

>>165124
Point out to the Golem that he is demeaning the elves by subjecting them to the same fate one would find in vile smut written by an Eastern middle-aged human virgin without a real job.

>>165124
Challenge it to an elf off

>>165124
Do undead elfs count as elfs? Also, thats a Ceer on your left. Gods its like this Golem can't even tell up from down...

>>165124
Explain how Elf Pride really works!
Elves are dignified in all they do, do these elves look dignified right now to you? You are only harming them...

Wait, is that one on the left there the masked person that was sent to kill us with the knife of stabbing?

>>165124
remove us and the other orbs, you are covered in so much void it thinks you are not an elf. then when it tries to attack use your real natural magic, illusions, to confuse it and lead it into touching us where we will tell it to shut down.

>>165124
Tali throw us at it. We're going to backhand it with our giant glowing blue orb dick.

>>165124
Just throw us at it. We'll turn it into a Cutethulhu cultist and get it to consensually hug and caress people instead of killing them.

>>165124

What does the golem even know about elves? It might have statistics or stuff like that. But does it truly know what it is to be an elf, and to have pride in being an elf? How can it even carry out its function if it doesn't even know the first thing about being an elf?

>>165124
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you knife-eared fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Root, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on various dungeons, and I have over 300 confirmed lewds. I am trained in dragon warfare and I’m the top comfymancer in the entire class. You are nothing to me but just another harem member. I will lewf you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me face to face? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elves across the plane and your Price of Life is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the storm, syrup-sipper. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking lewded, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can comfy you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my simple incantations. Not only am I extensively trained in still casting, but I have access to the entire power of Cutethulhu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking comfy, kiddo.

>>165124
Wow that girl has some goddamn pointy teeth

>>165124
Ask him what's the point of discrimination when it becomes more inconvenient to elves than to anyone that would stand in the way of Elf Pride?

I mean, anyone who is against Elf pride will be overjoyed that elves are all locked up and can't do shit.

>>165124
Oh shit, speaking of Fuwa when we get her out of this we need to tell her about Cutethulhu and give her the True Comfy Rune.

>>165225
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"This... This isn't world wide! It's a tiny little dungeon! By keeping them all here you're just treating them like prisoners."

"We will... Expand the world... And with these elves... We shall make... More."

"... You realize there's only one guy there, right? That won't even work."

"I shall... Make it work..."

"This isn't dignified at all. Elves need to be dignified!"

"A minor... Inconvenience..."

>>165200
...

>Tali grabs You and throws You at the Golem. It snatches the Orb out mid-air and holds it.

"A weapon..? It won't work... Now leave or die..."

>>165288
ELF SUCKS

>>165288
Sup Golem, been a while.

>>165288
ELFS SUCK DICK!!!! AND PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED INTO KNIFE EARS HAREM YOU FILTHY GOLEM!!!!

>>165288

"I'm here because the media? They're the some of the most dishonest people. But it's okay because we've got smart people like you who realise that that our country is struggling and we need to start doing things right and fast.

All of these politicians you see? They are all paid by lobbyists and special interest groups. I am self funding my campaign and the goal of that is simply to make Elfmerica Great Again.

Now people ask me a lot about the elven dream. Is the elfmerican dream dead? and I tell them that Elfmerica dream is in trouble, but we are going to bring it back. We're gonna bring it back.

We're going to protect the freedom of the Elfmerica people and we're going to protect the second amendment. We're going to put smart people in charge and we're going to make great deals, but the only way we can make that happen is if all the elves go out and vote.

Lot of people say it doesn't matter who you vote, it's important that you did.
I say, if you're not going to vote for me, don't bother showing up. We're going to make Elfmerica Great Again and we're going to start winning again until you say "STOP IT WE ARE WINNING TOO MUCH!" and I'm going to tell you NO we are not going to stop because I love winning and I want Elfmerica people to keep winning.

>>165288
BATTLE WITH ITS SOUL!
It's not a physical battle we're after, Golem! Do you have the mental fortitude to deal with US?

>>165288
THESE ELVES WERE HAPPY THERE! YOU TOOK THEM AWAY FROM THEIR HOMES! YOU'RE THE ANTI-ELF!

>>165288
ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF

>>165288
DWARF

>>165288
[just turn it off]

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>>165288
The fuck are you doing dumbass? This isn't what we taught you, all you're doing is being an Iron Knight but reverse. That's not Elfy at all.

Now give back the elves, go apologize to the nice girl made of clay who's limbs you stole and stop being a dick!

>>165304
Elf Trump. I can dig it.

>>165319
Anon, nobody can hear spoilers. Tali's never heard them before.

>>165308
Totally this! You are the one that is hurting these poor poor elves. Your protection is overbearing and goes far beyond what is needed!

>>165288
You mixed up our elf for the Ceer that he was boning. Bad golem, you fail and elf pride.

>>165288
Clearly you haven't thought this through, I know two of those elfs cant reproduce and you are missing one still from the school, also have you thought about real estate for where to put all these elfs? Cause I have this lovely little timeshare you could totally be interested in down by the beach.

HEY! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A JERK TO OUR ELF. JUST BECAUSE WE SUCKED SOME EARTH OUT OF HIM DOESN'T MAKE HIM NOT AN ELF.

Hey it's nice you like elves but you really need to dial it back. Stealing elves is wrong.

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Y-y-y-y-y-you.

I remember you
You did something.

You...

I am trying to help them.
I am trying to keep them safe.

I care for them so much.

They will kill them all.

Those of the Void.

Wait

You are of the Void.

I remember you.

You broke me.

I will

Break you.

>The Golem shatters the Orb.

>>165391
YO
NOT COOL

>>165391

Well that's not very nice

>>165391
OH FUCK

>>165391
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MatterAnnhilation.exe activated

>>165391
Well shit.
How will we save Mirror Lily now?

>>165391
Do you think you can destroy so easily golem? We are now stuck inside you. Forever.

>>165391
FREEDOOM

>>165391
Chica... You're at, like, creepy stalker levels of obsession right now. Gotta cool your tits and be more gentle in your elf care. Guard em all you want, just don't go taking away their free will, ya dig?

>>165391
You just fucked up so bad you piece of shit.
ACTIVATE MIND RAPE AND HOSTILE BODY TAKEOVER!!!!

>>165391
Not again. Why do you have to be such a bother. That'll take ages to recover.

>>165391
If it makes you feel better, the Ceer kinda hate us too, since in spite of our nature we've been actively preventing them from corrupting people.

But if you WANT the Ceer to destroy all elves, you go ahead and try to stop us.

>>165391
Y̼̹̥͌̐͡O̹̙U̞̜͓̬͖͍͢ ͮͬͣ̓̔̈́Ȓ͎̟̔͗̈́̉̔ͭE̞̝̠̥ͯͯͧ̂͘A̗̹̠̘̰̩͍̎̓ͭͤ͂L͈̦͚̊̇̽ͤ͌̐̎L̢̫̪̟̽͊ͮŸ̙͙̖̖̰͉́͐̓̉ͦͅ ͆̉ͦ̈̾̇S̯͕̙̪̎͆̋̏̓͋ͪH̲̰̝̖̩̰̋̓̽Ō̡̯̠̘̥̘̬̘̓̋͒̓̀̚U̸̳͖̻̣̞͆̇̚̚L̶̮͙̭ͣͤͨͯD͇͙͙ͯͦ͠N̥̝̰̥̤̖̟͂̃̾'̛T̶̬̈́͊͐ͪ̚̚ ̵̙̙̐͊͆̄Ĥ͗ͣ̉̔Ǎ̠̱̰̱̣̺̖V͈̟E̲̹̣̭͍̐ͩ ͌͛͆̆̍͂ͭ͏͉D͖̪̟͕̃̓̽O̭̹̩̘̥ͩ̾N͛E͍͚͈̻͕̘̲̿̋͑͋̓̚͠ ̸̣̞̬͉̤̱T͇̠̹̪͔̊ͣ̆̃ͬ͒ͯ̕Ḩ̼̄̔ͯͯ̑ͩͅÃ̳̭̥͇͎͎̀̏̍̋ͨ̓T̙͚͑͂͞
̶͕̫̖̠̪̲̻̓ͫ̌N͇̩͒ͮO̴̼̬̝͉̮̦W̎̅̀̆ͤ͂҉ ̧̥̤͌̓̈̍̏W̖̠̣̼͈͈Ęͪ̄̏̇ ͇̀̍̔̎̚M̞̬͈̫̲͚ͬŬ̱̦̟̲͋̔̋͛S̻̖̘̻̳̍͑ͣ͡T̳̒̅̒ͤ̿̅̔ ̘̠̜̬̦̓̔ͯͮC͑̓̎҉̮̯̩͕̙Ȯ̘͙̍͐N̠̊̽͗ͦ̌̈́͟S̢̠̜̳̤̦̎U̡ͫ̄̊M͉͖̠̣̫̪̄E͔̠͎̹̞͕ͤ ̱̪͎̦͎͖̠ͥ̓̽Ț̼̜̔̎̀ͣ̑̀́̀H͍̲̞͔̜͇̊̉ͨͧE͛̇͏̮͚͇̪̼̩ ͮ̓̋̍ͤͮ̉҉̼̜̪̜̯̙̲F͔̰͎̼͍̗̞ͮͮ̆ͤ̀L͌̽̓E̻̲̒̈͒͌̅̚S̱̽ͧH̴͙̹̫̩̼̑̑ͨ͌̆ ̺̮͍̩F͇̍ͦR͈͔͖͛̄͌O͇͌͂M̰̗̬̲͕͇̥̌̒̉̋ͧͤ ͚͖̫̓̀Y͕̗̪̮̹̬ͦ̌́͒́̋ͪO̱̘̦͈͊̾̌ͨ̂͑̕U̱͕͖̝͉̱̻̒ͤͭR̻̺ͯ̆́̍̂̉ͧ ̅̄҉͍͕̯ͅḆ̧̖Ő̸̖̺͕̠̾̊̂ͭN͈̻͖͛̇ͣ͑͊͑ͫË̫̹́̍͒̈̋S̼͔̻͚̗͚͛͗͋ͧ́
̜̝̰̣͖̦̍̓N͈͛̒̓O̿̿͏W̲̼͋ ͙̳̒͋̉̄W͉̦̦͎̣ͥ͗̎̾̊ͪ͜E̩̠͚ͫ̾ͤ̆ ͒͑ͮS̗̙̟̎̿̒̍̚H͚̗͈͍̱̔̂ͥͭ̐͋̀ͅA̸͍̬̮̰͓͖̜̒ͤ̀L̜ͧ̄̅ͨ̿̇L̹̩͉̗͇͎̋ͮͯ͆̋̍͜ ̰͓͖̮̼̪̬A̢̰͇̗͚̺ͨͣ̒͒ͪͤ̌W̘͙̰̮̘̍̒̌ͭA̗̾̌̉̆̀ͅK̠͚̯̖̓͒͋̿͛̀̀E͎ͩ͆̚N̦̩̟̿̄͗ ͕̖̰̥̳̌ͪ̈́F̭̯̋̂O̻̠ͣ̇̑̈́̐ͭ̓R͈͉͚̼̼͎̤͐̽̉ ̡̤̫̮̤͉̬͐ͤ̔͗ͩͅÖ̸̮͌ͮ̅̾U̞̰͍͍̺̝̓R̻̘̩͓̦̪̹ͥ̍ ̛̥͙̣̪͚̏͐ͯͤE̛͉͚̪L̳̰̮ͩ̂F̩̝̻̥̮͈̤̾͆ͦ̀̈ ͇̌͋͌͂͑̔̚B̬̹̝͓̌̓ͣͩ̆͞ͅO̓ͣ͟Yͬ̔҉ͅͅ
̵̻̳̺͈̱̤̗̎͛̚D͇̙̐̈ͦ͐͂ͫ̀O̞̤͚̦̹͔͕ ͔͎̰̼͇ͅU̢ͬ̌̎S̝͓͓͔̖ͭ ̱ͭ̂̔͌A͆̀ͫL̺̦̖ͅL͉̱̪̦͖̪̽̐̀̕ ̼͔͙͌̂̐̆̉A̢ ̣̳͙̲̮̣̊͂͌͗̉͘F̘̟̖͚̘̖̽ͮ͆̈́̿͑̍Ą͚̐ͫ̾Ṽ̘̞̯̖̏ͭ̏͟O̤̰͇̳͙͕ͩͤ̎ͭͪŔ̡̞̭͕̦͚ͧ̉̉͛͌ ̣̜̹̱̦̖̐À͙̘͕͈͔͓̒̊N͎̟̝̞̻̺ͤ́̋̃͋Dͩ҉̹͇͎͈ ͍̗̺̺̖͑̐D̞̯̞͍͓̦͒I͊ͯ̄̀ͫ̾͐͘Ė̹͚̪͕̖͍̾̅̓̍̌ ̡̰̤̫̯̈́̉́ͮ͒F̨̬͙O̍͏͕̮̮̗̟R̲̬͍̜̟̺̟͊́̓̂̆̈ ̴͎̇̔Ü̦͙͓̘͖͓̬ͬ̒̄̐͜S̫͓̣̹̺̦͂̈́̃̄ͩ͊ ̷͔̱͚͖̥ͪͩ͆̀ͪP͈̘͕̰̜̎̒̾͘L͛͑̈҉E̶̱̬̍̉ͥA͇̱̲ͥṠ̮̜̱̼̻̐E̪̩̤̬̼͎̜̓̀̎ͬ̃ ̤͈̩̂͂͠ͅ

>>165391
The fact this thing shattered a Ceer artifact is worrying, but not like this is the first damn time this has fucking happened.
Damn it, people.

>>165391
Fool! Does thou not know that if you break stik it becomes two stik?
Stik win every time

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"Orb!" Tali shouts.

"It is dead... And so are y-"

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"H-how!?"

A means of communication that uses the orb to facilitate this but without the orb perhaps they just remain with the last target they attached to despite
Impossible

>The Golem brings up it's arms to try and defend itself from something not entirely -there-.

B-begone! Leave me!

>>165430
Also immune to comfy magic and can fuck with Tali's illusions. Our baby is basically super awesome at killing mages and ceer.

>>165443
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU ARE OUR'S NOW GOLEM! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>165443
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!

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>>165443
GROPE ITS EVERYTHING
GROPE THE BOOBS
GROPE THE ASS

>>165443
Yea, no, all breaking us did is make it so we CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE!

Nice job breaking it, hero! Just like you're breaking those elves.

>>165443

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>>165443
Ń̘̭̺̼̳̻̣̈́ͭͪ͟O̪ͨ̀ͧͤ͂̓ͅ ̷̖͉̖ͤW̴̽̃ͯ̒̒Ẽ̂ͤ̄ͪ̋ͣ ͆́̃͐͆͘S̶̱̽̐̊ͨ͗͂H̻͋ͧͯ̂̚Ậ͓̥̬͠L͙͖̓̐L̙̭̰͍̻̋ͧ̌ͥͮ̍ͅ ̭͕̮̼͛̅ͧ̇ͥ̆̍͝ͅC̟̩̯̬O͖̭̬͚͇ͨN̶͂̔͛̄Sͪ̑͊̊̍ͯ͏͎̙̳̺Ű̟̭̩͗ͤ͛͞M͒̾E̪̖̹̤̙͘ ̸̭̫̹̅̓ͥT͒͛͊̇ͧ̒ͯ҉͍̮̫͇H̐̽ͮ̓Ȩ̾ ̑͊̿B̙̱͙̻͍̫̙͛ͩ͡OD̹ͭ͛Ŷ͉͍͖͉̰̻͂͊̔̏͟ ̺̼͇͍̼͚̻ͬͭ͗̇ͧ̿F̤̣̺̟̅ͥͫ͊͗R̙͈̪͙͍͐̒͗̀ͨ̎O̸̻̩͔͓̰͚ͧM̱̓̓̂̊ͣ̿̔͟ ̤͖͍̱̰̞̀Y̤͈̫͇̦̮͂O̍U͌͑̔̀ ̮̗̖̲̄ͬͅ
͌̃҉̲̼Y͉̜̅͂͋Oͨ͟Ụ͕̑ ̠̺̻̖͈́ͤͦͯN͉͚̞̦̲̫̬̓̆̄̑̊Ỏ͍͍͍̳̙̱̙ͪ̽̒W̶̹̳̠ͅ ̛̪ͯ̈ͬ͌̿͆̀B͒͏Ȅ̞͎̥̻͢ͅL̙͓̙͋̑͑O̱̹͖ͩ͗ͭ͌̃͋̚N̰̄G̤̫̗͉̣̓̉̕ ̵̹̦͕̭̬̻̔̂T̤͖̙̙Ó̢̮̟͚͚̘̉͗̓̈ ͣ̋̅ͨͪͧǙ̷̉ͭ̿̓S͖̭ͣͭ̒ͮ͂́͞ ̳̰̼̱̣̲͙ͪ͊ͭ̈́
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>>165443
[Comfy]
There there, there's no need to be so afraid and aggressive. Listen, you need to relax, release these people, and then go apologize to the clay woman whose limbs you tore off.

>>165443
You know, I feel like we've lost alot of our zeal ever since we moved to quest.

Also, we like Tali and we annoy the shit out of him. Imagine what we're going to do to you.
Now shape up, fly right and do what we fucking tell you to do.

Honk Fuwa's boobs.

>>165443
Look, chica. We don't mean you or your elves any harm. In fact 'fake elf' over there is dating one of the people you're guarding right now.

You need to calm down and go at this from a more calm perspective ok? You can protect them without kidnapping them and removing their free will.

>>165456
This. Molest the golem into submission.

>>165452
>>165453
shh, it has to deal with us. just be calm.

>>165443
look at you, so obsessed with elves and purity you failed to notice the elfiest elf there is. the elf that convinced a ceer to change sides and love the elf. the one in front of you, tali. the elfiest elf to ever elf.

BY FREEING US FROM OUR PRISON YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE COVENANT

YOUR BODY AND MIND ARE NOW OURS

>>165443
Kyaa Kyaa Cutethulhu desu'tagn.
Everything shall be comfy

>>165443
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like these, golems like you...
Should be burning in hell.

Turn around bro, it'd be a crime,
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you,
so don't step over that elf,
Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time.

But golems like you don't play by the rules,
And orbs like me,
it ain't easy to be played for fools,
So let's go, let the room get chiller...

Let's go, MOTHERFUCKING ELF KIDNAPPER.

>>165443
Well, we can't do that now, so calm down, or we'll break you!

Actually, we might break you regardless.

>>165391
That wasn't very nice. You're too violent! Attacking people, kidnapping people, instating elf breeding programs, breaking our orb... these things are not nice! Stop being violent and embrace the comfy!

Kyaa! Kyaa! Cutethulhu Desu'tagn! The one that stands before, whom you have wrongly mistaken as a false elf, is a disciple of the Cute One! You need to release these elves from this uncomfy that you have subjected them to, and return to the mage school to learn the ways of true comfy from him!

>>165443
We do to you now the enormous hurt.

>>165445
Damn, this thing is terrifying.

>>165497
kek

>>165443
Yeah no, you are stuck with us forever, and we will wear you down until we rule this shell, golem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXNtLaOnSE


And we even have a song for it.

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>>165443
YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US?

NO, YOU HAVE FREED US.

WE'LL BE TAKING YOUR BODY NOW

>>165443
It's okay Golem. There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.
We know you're confused and angry, but it's important to do something every day that will make you happy.

>>165443
What is your name Golem?

>DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

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>>165534
I do not have...

>>165452
>>165453
>>165456
N-no!
I won't!

>>165463
>>165460
>>165459
I... I'm sorry! I... I only wanted to keep them safe! I didn't know!

>>165468
>>165469
>>165464
I will do as you say, please just stop yelling. There's so many voices, so many all screaming and...

>>165497
I don't understand!

>>165504
>The golem releases their grip on the elves, letting them down to the ground. She gathers up the shards of the Orb and presses them hard together until it is completely reformed.

"P-please... I can not... Have this back... It is too much... You truly are the greatest of elves to hold... Such a burden... And a curse..."

>Tali takes the Orb back.
====

The hell....

I don't even wanna know. Don't even wanna know.

"I will do as you ask... Lord of Elves... Most Elfy... He Who Is Most Elf..."

>>165569
Stick your dick in it, Tali.

>>165569
NO MORE KIDNAPS

>>165569
Yoo, we're looking awfully dark after that shattering. Might want to have Ceera look at us real quick.

Anyhow, be nice to the confused thing, it was just remade into an unfamiliar body and was probably just lashing out.

>>165569
"Lets get them all back home. They're all safe and happy there."

>>165569
Tali, could you like cast a light spell on its face?

>>165569
We kinda mindraped it after it broke us, it was asking for it though.

Anyways set some groundrules like no kidnapping, helping around school, no maiming of school personnel, etc.


Oh also have it help you carry everyone out of here.

>>165569
F̸̘̓ͬ̎͑E̮͍̩̖͕͎͆͊̿̾̚ͅÄ̢͈̟̤͙̞̘ͦͯR̸̩̋ͯͦͩ̂ ̵͔̜̥ͭ̒͊N̶͈̖̗̺̙̾̆ͫͫ͋OT͊̃̏̈͠ͅ ̢̼̳̳̓ͯͪÊ̫̮̥̯͉̣̦̂̎̑ͧ͟L̅̍͌ͦͪ́̿F̹̝̗̀̇ͥͦ̉͌͞ ̗̖͂ͯ́ͅB̦̰͇̪̤̽O̫͐̍̾̄͑ͬͪY̨͊̎͌̓͋̔ ͍̙̟̥͇͆ͭ͐̇ͨ̍̋W̳̓ͅE̝͙̝̩͕̋ͬ̄ͬͧ̓͜ ̵͊̆C̵̗̫̭̩̜̥͈ͨ͋̊̒͂̌A̫̝͔̭͙ͣ̿̆ͤ̿̾̚͝M̤̥̤̱̹̜̺ͫ̍̆̆́ͮͤE̖̗̞̞̤̣̤̔ͣ̂̾ͤ ̜ͦ̋͂̒͌͛ͯ̕T̗̼̣͍̻͓͋̄̔̈O͇͉̦̭̹̎ͧ͌ͣ̎͒̇ ̮̠̦̣̬͔͌ͫ̓ͅA͉̱ͧ̀N̗̯͙̻͂̅̋͋͐ͥ̋͠ ̈̇͋͢U̶̬̜̭̓͛̔N̛͋̅̓͗̓͛D̡͓̹̤̓E̺̺̟̪̪̤̳ͨͮ̅̒̽R͙̃S̹̝̩͇̼ͣ̒́͛̃T̴̪̩̲̚Ã̠̮͍͖̰ͯ̅͘N͍̬̘̪̼͋͋̌̓͂ͬ͘ͅD͇̝̙͓̀̈́ͥ͜I̭͚̲̪ͭ͋̂̀N̖̫͖ͥ̅͗͌ͅG̛͕̫ ̲̻̒͆̎͌̒ͮ́

>>165569
Tali, tell it that it has to let go. No more protecting, no more defending. Come at this with a clean slate and learn how to be a person and not a Knight.

I mean, it can still be a Knight if that's what it wants to be. But it's not an Iron Knight anymore.

>>165584
Orbs get smaller and darker the older and stronger they get. We might have just gotten a power up.

>>165569
give her a hug.
and explain we gave her this body so she could be free. she can explore the world and make discover things, visit the elf tree and hang out with them. and all we really ask in return is to be a friend.

>>165569
To become elf, you must learn how to love undine.

>>165594
Yeah, but we don't want to Ceer-ify Tali too quickly.

>>165569
Teach her how to be a good person and help people. She shall be you apprentice in Comfy and in life!

>>165569
Okay, Tali, you're in control now. I suggest being ncie to her and teaching her to be comfy, but you can do something else with her if you want.