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>>142748
do the thing before the suspenseful pause, terrible railroading, and awful obvious torment of destroying popular choice as expected

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You knock on the door. There is no answer.
The light to your right flips off.
You are still controlling GHOSTBRO
You phase through the door.
>>142775
sorry if you feel like I've been railroading, I've been trying to be fairly open-ended while going with majority vote.
I just wanted to get this thread up I'll be updating tomorrow

>>142792
i was just joking about the railroading cuz of thevery beginning where extremely convient rocks occured. now an extremely convinient rock is coming out of the sky. is that rock our true nrmesis all along, and we qere fooled to think it was the thief?

>>142792
Go through the window and go into her dreams

>>142820
Jeegus. Do try to be careful with that. That said, second.

>>142820
Third
>>142792
Open minded, but leading people to your favorite girl when the vote was an even split :^)

>>142951
We needed a tie breaker, why not the guy that's drawing the shit.

>>142820
Fourth

>>142792
Are you awake, OP?

>>143119
No.
I'll be updating tomorrow

>>142853
Fifth. Maybe we'll see some lewd!

>>143182
Get some sleep

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>>142820
>>142853
>>142951
>>143088
Having phased inside you quickly locate the bedroom. It wasn't hard, the only other rooms are the bathroom and Living Area/Kitchen
Seems like a poor college student
Entering the bedroom you see a Blonde girl fast asleep.
You can sense the love points for Fabio, even now. You must enter her dreams and interrogate her.
...
Oh.
Oh no.
>>143233
Lewd dreams!
You weren't prepared!
>You decide not to show this part in the comic

>>144453
Overtake one of the characters in her dream and have him ask her about the button.

>>144453
Go back to us and tell us all about them

Nothing gets a girl like being into the same lewd things as her

>>144465
This

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You. Ah.
Um. You can't seem to focus on anything.
You've been afflicted by the status effect: LOVE AT FIRST LEWD

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>144484

Roll for resistance towards LOVE AT FIRST LEWD and to check more informative dreams

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>144484
Find out if our character features in any of those dreams

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>>144497
With a mighty effort, you manage to snap your focus away from the going-ons happening around you. You must find this woman, and you must find the button

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>144511
Rolling for finding the woman

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>144511
Big money for the button.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>144536
You call that big money?

THIS is big money.

>>144511
Lift lewds out of the way to reveal the woman

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>>144518
>>144544
You exert a bit of control over you situation to lift censor bar after censor bar. Eventually you come across the one with the familiar blonde underneath. Currently she is wrapped up in Fabio. You aren't sure what to do.

Find and kill Homer Simpson

>>144554
Disguise yourself as another Fabio and ask where the button is.

>>144554
Hey Fabio do you find the button?

>>144554
Be Dream Fabio. Take off shirt. Promise to put it back on if the woman tells about the button.

>>144554
No wait, stab fake dream Fabio to death and tell the woman that you'll only bring him back "if you give me the button"

>>144562
Seconding

Also take note of what lewd thing she is doing

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>>144562
>>144575
You drop down to Fabio's level and ask him if he's found the GENRE SHIFT BUTTON.
>He says he has no idea what that is.
>but that he'll keep looking.
It appears that since this woman doesn't know about the button, neither does dream!Fabio
The Blonde looks like she's angry that you're interrupting her dream.

>>144610
Well time to leave and look around the house.

>>144610
Apologise, then go search for another lady.

>>144615
Apologize then this

>>144620
This. Search for one with an equal love points.

>>144610
Fuck. No button eh? Move onto the next grill. We may still have to fuck them all of they have the button inside them and aren't aware of it.

>>144610
Let's hope the next girl is not as lewd.

>>144722
But Anon, this is what everyone wanted.

>>144734
True story m8.

Leave for next girl. Write report on how lewd current girl is for the boss

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>>144615
>>144627
You mumble out an apology and quickly leave. You have decided that she does not know about the GENRE SHIFT BUTTON. You take one last look around before you leave. The only real furnishings she has are photographs hanging on the walls and a couch just off screen
You feel a small ping of pity for this Blonde.

You've spent alot of time here already it is now 2am. It looks like you'll only have time to visit one more woman.

>Where to next? The equally strong Love points or the lower amount?

>>144776
Equally

>>144776
>The equally
Come on button.

>>144776
Equally.

>>144804
>>144803
>>144788
These.

>>144776
Equal

>>144788
>>144803
>>144804
>>144811
OP going out for lunch today will attempt to draw when I return to work

>>144817
Dont get fired

>>144817
>tfw slut wrapped up in so many cocks.
>tfw fabio is only one of many to the money hungry whore

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>144822
Rolling for OP not getting fired

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>144843
You simply had to go and roll.

Counterrolling for OP getting fired

>>144843
Fuck

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>144847
Rolling for OP getting literally lit on fire as opposed to losing his job.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>144856
Rolling for OP getting fired out of a cannon instead of being set on fire.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>144861
Rolling for OP getting fired up for drawing his next post

>>144871
Nice roll, let's stop at this!

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Rolling for OP getting a promotion for making good content

>>144903
Whoa

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>>144903

>>144903
Stop now and forever hold our peace.

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>>144903
We are in the presence of a master wizard

>>144903
Good Content? You're thinking of a different quest :^)

>>145044
You have other quests? Please share.

Update soon, sorry for wait

>>145044
How can you hold all that humility and those dubs at the same time?

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>>145069

>>145096
Those are some nice doubles, wish I could get some

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>>144817
You head off in the direction of the other woman. Though it takes a while, you eventually arrive in a very run-down looking neighborhood. Just off screen again is some offensive graffiti. You look upon a stone grey house from the sidewalk. All of the grass around this part of town is brown and dead.
Could the next girl really live here?

>>145155
Enter the house and look around

>>145155
She's probably gaming. Or sleeping. Either way, don't even bother knocking this time.

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>>145162
This, also
>>145155
You're just raking in the dubs OP

OP is putting a moderate amount of effort into this one. Background is taking forever.

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>>145162
>>145171
One one thought is on your mind when you phase in.
>Holy shit.
There are books and books on top of books everywhere you look.
Where ever there aren't books lay magazines.
If you knew this girl worked at the library, you'd wonder why she's even bother going there any more.
The LOVE SENSE is drawing you towards a table overflowing with books. As you draw nearer, you notice a makeshift bed made of blankets and pillows on the ground.
>what do.
shit like this takes so long because OP doesn't have a fill bucket on the app I use. Have to color every little thing by hand. Check filename plz

>>145384
Locate girl. Enter dreams. Reconnoiter.

>>145384
Find girl and enter her dreams. Even if she doesn't have the button, the fact she is a bookworm might help us as she might have knowledge on it.
what app do you use?

>>145408
Autodesk Sketchbook for phone

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>>145387
>>145408
There's that feeling again. You're about to enter her dreamscape.
1/2

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You are now in the booklover's Dreamscape.
Rolling green hills travel on forever in this pseudo-paradise. You turn around looking for something, or someone and are greeted by the sight of a massive monster coming your way!
Your hand drops to your GHOSTLY DAGGER.
>What type of monster is approaching?

>>145471
The terrible DROP BEAR

>>145471
Lewd Lizard, level 3

>>145473
Actually, this

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>>145471
Patrick Bateman, equipped with a level 22 dubsword

Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d10)

>>145486
Whoops, forgot to roll

>>145473
This

>>145500
Dubs confirm, Bateman it is

>>145473
>>145485
>>145503
I love it. Next few posts might be slower than the already slow pace though, Just so you know

>>145511
Damn, even more dubs

>>145516
Yeah, looks like Kek favours us.

Fuck koala's are hard to draw right

Having trouble staying motivated right now, will be back later. Sorry Anons

>>145607
See ya later, Anon.

>>145607
Stay strong. See you tomorrow.

>>145607
Keep that pimp hand strong.

>>145607
Its cool man
Just keep your jov, buddy

>>145607
tis okay OP

>>145607
I've given you a little more than nine hours, are you conscious?

>>147466
...wow. Don't be all impatient, dude, guy's gotta work to get food, you know.

>>147466
Probably not. You do realize that there's such a thing as different time zones, right?

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>>145473
>>145485
>>145503
From the sky, something is falling towards you. Something big and grey. You've heard the legends, but you thought that was all they were, legends. All too soon you realise you're going to have a confrontation with the DREADED DROPBEAR 1/3

>>148339
But it's a wolf

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>>148339
Even worse! The DREADED DROPBEAR has seemingly evolved into the INCENDIARY DROPBEAR. You are truly done for. You say your prayers and ready yourself for death (again). 2/3

>>148353
Nah man that's a DROPBEAR :^)

>>148357
I thought you said it was a koala

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>>148354
The DREADED ASH PILE now rests on the ground. Above it stands your rescuer, a LV4 FIRE WIZARD. You begin to thank her profusely. She asks you why you're here, she doesn't normally dream of ghosts.
>It would appear that she is fully lucid

>>148359
shhh noone needs to know :^)

>>148368
Tell her the truth.

>>148368
>fully lucid
Great, ask about button. Also, tell her that Fabio is actually a real wizard. She should believe you since you're a ghost.

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>>148357
Over 9000 seconds in whatsitsname

>>148368
Tell her she's been visited by the GHOST OF BOOK REMEMBERING and for the next week she will never forget where she put her books, but only if she posts "AWAKEN MY MASTER".

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>>148374
>>148379
You tell her what you know. Fabio is an Ice Wizard, looking for a button that will allow him to find the spell HOLY which will save the world from its certain destruction in less than 2 days.
Wow that sounded alot better in your head.
She isn't fully convinced.
She wants to know if there's any way to prove that what you said is true.

>>148491
Tell her to wake up and show her you're a real ghost. Then use ghost powers to show a flashback of you mugging Fabio as a wizard.

>>148491
Mention that she can literally see through us, how can we lie?

If that's not enough she can, of course, go to Fabio and ask him once she awakens.

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>>148420
Awaken, My Master

>>148533
Awaken, My Master

>>148533
Sleep tight Mr skeltal

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>>148514
I forgot to post an updated version of Fabio's stats when we started the thread. Here's out current Char sheet for him.
I'm still waiting on an option to be seconded because there are a few ways this conversation with Aria could pan out

>>148506
seconding this

>>148612
Seconding this: >>148564

>>148533
Immunity cade

>>148506
This

As always, Op is at work. Delays until lunchtime

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You tell the FIRE WIZARD that you will wake her up in the real world to prove that you really are a ghost.
There is a loud thumping noise from under the table followed by aggravated grumbles as the Redhead crawls into view.
It would appear that she doesn't notice you because she starts to look around, confused.

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>>149704
While she can't actually see you, you can alter what she sees herself. You decide to show her a brief set of flashbacks of what has happened thus far.
2/3

>>149717
Gloss over the part where you got kicked in the nuts.

>>149717
Emphasize the part where you got kicked in the nuts for pity points.

>>149717
Forget the part where you got kicked in the nuts.

>>149791
No, that makes our good friend/murderer look like a demented asshole.

>>149806
Since when is he our friend?

>>149836
Since you taught him to dance. You have 10 romance points there.

>>149867
We did it only to wiggle out of a sentence of eternal torment in Hell.

>tfw op's phone dies before part 3/3
>tfw you've probably lost all progress on that picture because you didnt save
>tfw you cant even check for the next hour.
posting off coworker's phone

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>>149717
You show her all of your interactions with Fabio. You need this woman to trust you. You sort of gloss over a few of the details about your balls being repeated smashed into non-existence, but you think she got the gist of it

>>150281
Now ask her about the button

>>150298
This.

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>>150298
>>150441
You start flashing subliminal messages about buttons into her mind, but she doesn't seem to be responding. Either she doesn't know about the button, or she's too caught up in the fact that she now knows an ACTUAL WIZARD.
You check your internal ghost clock. Oh damn this shit took long. You have just enough time to return and make a report to Fabio.
You begin to wonder how many good karma points you've accrued.
What information do you intend to include in your report to Fabio? You probably won't have time for everything.
>April was having LEWD DREAMS about him
>A comprehensive list of April's kinks
>The condition of April's house.
>April doesn't have the button
>Aria was having HIGH-FANTASY DREAMS
>Aria is a lvl4 FIRE WIZARD
>Aria has a secret thing for wizards
>Aria does not have the button.
>Aria's LOVE POINT total doubled
>You couldn't make it to Steph's house.
Pick up to 7.
The info given to Fabio does matter because Fabio cannot act upon information which he shouldn't have. (No metagaming)

>>150520
Also, You can include info not listed here if other anons think it's a good idea.

>>150520
The bottom 7. Nobody gives a fuck about April.

>>150520
>April was having LEWD DREAMS about him
>A comprehensive list of April's kinks
>April doesn't have the button
>Aria is a lvl4 FIRE WIZARD
>Aria has a secret thing for wizards
>Aria does not have the button
>Aria hates dropbears

>>150583
This.

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Here is a present

>>150839
Nah, the bandit doesn´t look like the sort of guy who would give a reach-around.

>>150858
Nah he's just showing him how to make pottery.

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You start to tell the tale of your nights adventures to Fabio who, luckily, is awake when you get home.
You tell him:
Neither the blonde, nor the Redhead have the button.
The Redhead was having a dream that felt an awful lot like the fantasy-adventure genre.
In said dream, The Redhead was a LV4 FIRE WIZARD.
You told her that Fabio was an ICE WIZARD. Turns out she has a thing for wizards.
Her LOVE POINT total has roughly doubled.
And lastly, you inform Fabio that you couldn't make it to the third woman's house in the time allotted. Your ghostly body begins to disappear as the first rays of light from the sunrise break over the horizon.
>You have resumed control of Fabio.
You take a quick shower to get ready for the day and to collect your thoughts.
It is 8am Sunday.
>36 hours to impact
>You have a date with Aria in 12 hours at PEPPER'S BAR

>>151368
its obvious Aria had the button in some way or another. We can kill, spay, and neuter April for his promised ghost buddy. But we gonna get Aria pregnant for her to fork over that button.
>third womam literally who

>>151368
Power through the Xanth series at the library until 8:00 so that you can pretend to be interested in fantasy effectively. Also, see if you can somehow get your wizard powers back.

>>151436
>Power through the Xanth series.
>All 39 books
>in 12 hours

>>151468
Shoulda raised that speed stat

>>151468
>>151368
Fine. Start trying to get your wizard powers back, and we'll see what you can do from there.

>>142748
Ok real talk time.
Idk how many of you have enjoyed the Dating sim genre of game. it's been kinda fun for me, but I feel like it's been dragging on and I'm sorry about that. I know I had said we'd be wrapping it up soon and we wound up going almost another entire thread. I probably wont have the MC lose the button anymore, instead putting a different restriction on it so that we don't shift every other post. The dating sim genre should be getting wrapped up towards the end of this thread and then we're on to new adventures. I actually have a lot of things I still wanted to try out with you guys in this world, so as long as I still have players, I'll still be drawing. Thanks for reading.

Op out for the night, there should be more updates tomorrow than there were today, sorry about that guys! See you tomorrow!

>>151581
can we at least keep the girl still? i mean, theres totally not more than 3 girls in the entire wolrd (psh, who can count to foare), so having another party member besides Dead Man Dan would be kinda nice

True lets finish this up and try other genre's love this quest/comic and the whole dating sim thingy is starting to slow down.

>>151622
If the anons playing the quest play their cards right, a girl could become a party member, yes

Or at least a home trophy

>>151581
I've enjoyed the quest so far.

>>151581
Personally, I thought the dating sim was very well-done and extremely funny, but it seems like we spent a lot of time figuring out >best waifu

Just one criticism that I have is that the button effectively negates all events in the previous genre aside from the person coming with us. I feel like what we earn in one genre should stay with us, like our ICE WIZARD powers.

>>153047
Yeah, and for this genre, we get to keep our waifu.

Aria seems the most cooperative so far.

>>153087
Shoot, didn't mean to post with my trip on.

>>151581
What you should do is make the button have a recharge time limit, maybe take two days to fully recharge one use, with a maximum of 3 uses, or whatever arbitrary number you decide.

>>153087
>>153090
Whirlpool Quest?

>>153117
I say the genre stays the same until the chosen objective is completed. Most likely a self motivated goal. RPG had you defend from a thief. Platformer had you find your button. Dating Sim got you a girl. The button fulfills deep desires but makes you work for it.


Also OP, dont worry too much about length. Dating Sims take forever to complete by nature.

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>>153117

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>>153417
Yeah, major rookie here. Thanks for noticing.

I tend to switch ID's mid-thread since I go between house and college campus.

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You head on back to the library. As you enter you see that they close at noon on Sundays. You should have just enough time to study up and raise one more stat! What book do you read?
>An Australian's guide to Manliness, by Saxton Hale
>Gotta go fast, by Sanic
>Einstein's Theory of Relativity
>1001 pick-up lines, by OP

>>153500
>Gotta go fast, by Sanic
Hopefully this will raise your crude speed stat

>>153500
Gotta go fast!

>>153500
>1001 pick-up lines, by OP
We can train speed after we escape this genre

>>153599
Not unless we have to run as soon as we switch! Also, "1001 pick-up lines" might actually lower your charisma

>>153500
>Gotta go fast, by Sanic

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>>153501
It's... just the same picture of a blue... hedgehog? Over and over again. Never the less, you feel your body grow faster

>>153640
Now for some Saxton Hale

>>153640
Nice. Borrow "The art of the Deal" to read later.

>>153645
This

>>153653
>Not sure if trying to raise or lower Int score

>>153693
It's for Charisma, so you can get some of that Trump charm.

>>153697
Okay, so you're lowering charisma, not intelligence

>>153701
Increasing charisma fa.m, you don´t get to become presidential candidate without charisma.

>>153764
People support trump for the literal exact opposite reason. He's rude and crass, and people think that's cool 'cause "fuck the system lol"

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>>153645
>>153658
Another book catches your eye as you finish "Gotta Go Fast". This one looks like a MANLY GUIDE TO MANLINESS. Over the P.A. system you hear that the library will be closing in 5 minutes so you decide to check this book out for later reading. Plus, if the world ends, no late fees! Way to see the silver lining, sport.
It is now noon. 8 hours until your date, 20 hours until your destruction.
Where would you like to go?

>>153697
>>153701
>>153764
>>153786
No /pol/ bullshit plox.

>>153788
Im curious as to what the museum can do for us

>>153788
Read at home, ask ghost to investigate apocolypse

>>153793
Op knows he kinda started it, my bad

>>153798
RTFQ
No ghost during the day, anon

>>153788
Go to the gym for squats, gotta get them glutes

>>153818
Actually, this. Do workouts that increase speed though, since we're a wizard and strength shouldn't matter that much.

>>153818
>>153828
In other words, yeah, glutes. Im dumb.

>>153788
Can we, like, call best girl and push the date earlier? The quicker we close this romance option, the quicker the button finds us and we avoid the apocalypse.

>>153818
>>153828
You head back to the gym.
You do a few squats and lunges and other assorted GLUTES workout routines before heading out to the track section and jogging a few miles.
>+1 SPEED
As you're working out you remember that you have a date later tonight. You wonder what you're going to wear, but quickly realise that the only outfits you own are FabioBlue™ T-shirts.
Get something else to wear at the store?

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>>153953
RIP time to kill the op. Forgot the pic.

We gotta go freshen up so we don't take a charisma penalty. I think we should keep getting our speed up through the quest so we can go full rincewind.

>>153953
Get some jeans to hug your glutes. Make sure they're very wizardy jeans tho.

>>153965
Rolling for the chance that wizard jeans reignite our ICE WIZARD powers

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>153981
Shiet misstyped

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>153985
Shit kid, this is how we roll

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>153991
Nah, this 8 here

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You make it to the clothing mall and are quickly reminded why you don't go shopping. The signs are confusing, the clothing is too expensive, the employee's are all mean. You decide to get something quickly and get out.
Pick a path.
Jeans:
1
2
3
4
Shirts:
1
2
3
4

>>154052
Jeans 3 and Shirt 2

>>154052
4 for jeans and 2 for shirts

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>154057
Rolling for this

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>154052
Jeans 4 shirt 1

>>148403
kek

>>154052
Dude. It's a bar. your clothes aren't that big a deal ad long as they aren't a disaster. just select something that looks fine and you're golden.

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You run north, grab the first pair of jeans you find and head slightly to your right. You see a shirt that is conveniently close to the color you wear already and grab it. Turns out it was a FabioBlu™ brand button up. These things are normally pretty expensive but you get a discount on it.
You now have a pair a wizkid black jeans. Spiffy! You have 3 hours to kill before your date, and you need to shower too.
>What do

>>154137
uh, shower?

>>154147
Well shit, I thought you guys wanted to run around being all musky for a while, boost that MACHISMO level. Just chill at home for 3 hours then?

>>154154
Yeah, hygiene is half the battle

>>154154
No, shower first. also do a little manscaping just in case.

>>154154
Yeah. Meditate to gain intelligence.

>>154167
Three hours of meditation not chill. There is a difference of about 10 relaxation ingots.

>>154176
>meditation not chill
meditation is the definition of chill. You chill so hard, you don't even go to the effort to think.

>>154184
Your right, meditation isn't not chill, it's maximum chill.

>>154200
And chill should be great for an aspiring ice wizard

>>153441
This is a great idea

Are we autosaging yet?

>>154154
Shower and beat off before the date. Gotta have that relaxed demeanor.

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>>154167
>>154176
>>154184
>>154200
>>154211
You are at one with the universe.
Nothing matters because Nothing is.
Your mind enters the void and you realise that you've always been in the void.
Slowly all worldly desires and thoughts disappear.
If you had a wisdom stat, surely it would have increased.

>>154265
Gain +2 int and +1 char

>>154265
Go on date

>>154276
You haven't gained any knowledge, so you gained no INTELLIGENCE.
>>154231
I don't think we autosage for another few hours
>>154019
I forgot to mention, this was pretty sexy, anon

>>154265
Shit, did you remeber to shower before your spiritual awakening? Guru or not, you don't want to smell bad for your date.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>154290
This 6 says we gain int

>>154319
Dammit

>>154318
>Become one with universe
>panic because you forgot to shower

>>154339
Shit, did we just end the story by imbuing the protagonist with sublime indifference?

>>154339
>>154355
We said maximum chill. Not sublime indifference. Take a shower

>>154380
>applying this level of semantics to a concept that cannot be described in words
But yeah, let's just act like we're concerned and take a shower anyway.

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>>154400
>>154380
>>154318
You are at one with the shower.
Water matters because Water is.
Your mind enters the soap and you realise that you've always been in the soap.
Slowly all germly desires and diseases disappear.
If you had a cleanliness stat, surely it would have increased.

>>154414
Demeditate a bit, then go to the bar

>>154414
Become one with your clothes and then become one with the bar.

>>154414
Saxton hale's guide to manliness chapter 7: philosophy paragraph 17, "the question of existence is in no way something any man stronger than a dust speck should ever consern himself with. If you ever become convinced that nothing is real, beat the shit out of that feeling"

>>154488
This MAN gets it

>>154488
Beat the shit out of it? With what? Nothing?

>>154538
"With your mind. The only thing you are certain exists at that point. That thought should just submit to your manly will" -Saxton Hale's guide to manliness: facts and questions

>>154559
But you're actuallt certain that your mind doesn't exist. You become nothing; you see all. You are a part or particle of God. And God is the manliest dude I know.

>>154578
No, you think there for you are. That is all that is certain. All else can only be speculated

>>154587
So beat the shit out of that thought and actually do something that may or may not matter but will sure as hell be more fun than wondering whether it matters

>>154587
Descartes please. Awareness precedes all thought, and is unchanging. It is the true manliness.

Wew lads. I think you're forgetting that MANLINESS is the core concept of MANLINESS. For without MANLINESS, how can one be MANLY?

>>154606
In the words of Morty (no one is born on purpose, we're all going to die and none of it matters. Now let's go watch TV)

>>154599
>more fun than wondering whether or not it matters.
But it truly doesn't, which means it all does. Realizing this eliminates fear and makes everything fun on a level beyond normal perception.

This is getting off track, holy shit. Oh well.

>>154622
Wiser words were never said, is that from Saxton Hale's guide to manliness?

>>154622
Through the deception of our own minds. The worldly illusion of separation is what makes us distinguish manliness from faggotry, and awareness from thought. But even that world is a part of the greater awareness, so let's stop cluttering this thread with philosophy bullshit.

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>>154433
>>154459
You decide that you kinda like your earthly desires right now and you tone the Zen back a bit. You get dressed in your SPIFFY NEW OUTFIT.
You take one last look around. If you don't find the button tonight you might not see this place any more.
The DOOMSDAY CLOCK sits on the wall, menacing as always.
REGINALD appears to have finished his meal a while back, he is now eagerly awaiting the next creature to foolishly mistake his nectar as being free.
The MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY CUBE floats mysteriously on the wall. You've never understood why it goes from Orange to Grey and back again.
You're bed, uncomfortable as it is, has always been there for you.
You are just about ready to head out to see Aria.
>Are you forgetting anything?

>>154711
Get Ghostbro to come out of the block before you go just in case

>>154734
If we're doing this, take Reginald with us incase we dont ever see him again.

op phone gonna die soon so I'm not working on updates right now. I promise to conclude the date sim arc with a big finale tonight though. I'll have access to a charger and some time in about and 1.5 hours and we autosage in roughly 5 hours

>>154758
I agree. Besides, bitches love plants.

>>154758
>>154964
But the last time we used a gift things did not go so well. Plus Reginald is within the confines of our inter dimensional room, so as long as we stop/avoid the impending doom, he should be safe.

>>155074
>>154758
>>154964
So do we take Reginald out of the potential of the room?

>>155079
Potential Safety*

>>155091
I vote no, but I don't know if anyone agrees with me

>>155357
I vote yes. Reginald could be useful in the future

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>>155371
You decide to pocket Reginald. If the world ends, you don't want him to be alone.
>Do anything else?

>>155620
Can the doomsday clock, our bed, or the question block fit in our inventory either? Can we at least rapp-a-tat-tap our ghost thief with us too?

>>155620
I wanna take the bed and ghost thief along.

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>>154734
>>155721
>>155725
Nothing happened when you punched the bottom of the block. Then you remember the passcode.
Using Morse code, you tap out SECRET KNOCK onto the bottom of the MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY CUBE.
Suddenly, a Ghostly letter pops out.
"To my Dearest Friend and Murderer,
The heavenly council has decreed that I have not met my good karma quota, and that, with the rest of my allotted time, I could not meet the quota regardless. As such the have decided to immediately send me off to my eternal damnation. I decided to write this to you so you know that I had not willingly abandoned you. I truly do hope that you will find happiness and I wouldn't mind if you saved the world as well. Good luck finding the button, and Godspeed you Bastard.

Forever Ghastly,

Ghostbro."
You get a sick feeling in your stomach as the paper fades away. You don't even get to keep that.
You hear a faint tapping sound as the message fades from view.
-.-. - -- .- -..- .-.. --- ...- . -.- . -.-- - --- -... ..- - - --- -. ... -.-

>>155818
thats literally unfair of heaven council. how are they judged by karma?

also can we inventory our bed and get out of here already?

>>155826
Too large of an object. MYSTERIOUSLY MYSTERIOUS CUBE Can't be inventoried either for some reason.

>>155818
online morsecode translator got this for the morsecode:
CTMAXLOVEKEYTOBUTTONSK

>>155867
translate the other box taptap pls

>>155949
Other box says CT/SECRETKNOCK/SK

>>155818
Before leaving, check to see what makes your bed so uncomfortable .

I swear... if its the button

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>>155977
Just a shitty old mattress. A few springs poke through and it's very lumpy.
You ready yourself for your date.
You have enough time to grab Aria something small before you get to Pepper's.
>Chocolates
>Flowers
>Other

>>156017
Flowers m8

>>156017

Chocolates. If food is the best way to reach a man's heart, maybe the same applies to women

>>156017
>Flowers

You´re not bringing food to a bar mate, that's just rude.

Waiting on a second for which one.
Op out eating. Thread will start to autosage in 40 min. Should I finish it up in this thread or start the finale out in the next one?

>>156172
>OP is eating out
Who's the lucky lady OP?

Also, just start another thread.

>>156172
Youll autosage. And two already said flowers. So start new thread with flowers

>>156221
Yeah, I saw that. I always update before I post, but I didn't catch that for some reason

Alright, we Autosage now boys. Drawing up a new OP Image then updating. We close out the date sim tonight

>>155818
Literally what. Ghostbro is helping you save the fucking world, how much more karma can you ask for?

>>156417
Voting for the button to take us to Doom right after we save the world so that we can save Ghostbro from his bullshit sentence.

>>156434
Second this. We need to save Ghostbro

>>156446
>>156479
Flowers. Then save ghostbro.

>>156446
This.

We can't just leave Ghostbro behind, especially after he doubled our love points with Aria.

NEW THREAD
>>156681
>>156681
>>156681