>>106815
Previous thread. Catch up on the adventure!

Are we in the date sim yet?
Because if we are in we should try to seduce 12yo girls

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You wake up on the dirt pathway of a familiar park.
In fact that bush looks familiar too.
But everything is so colorful now.
>>123219
You see no 12 year old girls.
Or any girls.
You can hear someone coming though.

>>123269
Hide in the grass

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>>123274
Despite there being a perfectly good bush to hide behind, you elect to hide in the grass.
Well, you suppose things didn't turn out too well for the last guy who hid there.
And besides someone once told you that sometimes, the best place to hide is in plain sight.
>This is not one of those times.
A pair of cute looking shoes walks over to you.
You find yourself wondering a few things.
>Are you in heaven?
>Who is this cute girl?
>Who goes for walks in the park in heels?
???- "Are you alright?"

>>123332
Im sure she isn't 12

Use that extreme boost of charisma to seduce the heels

>>123345
>+1 Charisma
>Extreme boost
Although technically we doubled it

>>123332
"No, I'm Fabio-lus"

>>123332
Play dead

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>>123369
>It's actually rather comfy, care to join me?
>I just kinda woke up like this.
>You don't want to know.
>Other (write in)
WE DATING SIM NOW. My text tool doesn't work properly so enjoy the shitty handwriting. Your punishment for making me run a date sim.

>>123494
Give her something from your inventory to establish you are rich(even thought you aren't)

>>123494
>It's actually rather comfy, care to join me?

>>123494
Show off belly button lint

>>123494
>Its rather comfy, join me?

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>>123543
>>123512

>>123515
>>123508
>Calmly explain to her just how EXTREMELY RARE your PEPE-FLAVORED BELLY-BUTTON LINT is.
>Angrily explain to her just how EXTREMELY RARE your PEPE-FLAVORED BELLY-BUTTON LINT is.
>Put lint away and apologize.
>Other (Write in)
I forgot to mention this last post. In DATE-SIM WORLD, the option we choose must be seconded by somebody.

>>123585
Put away lint and apologize.

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For anyone confused, here is the current character sheet. Something not on there: While we have access to magic, we know Ray of Frost. We also have one Skill point to distribute if we ever get around to it.

>>123585
>Put lint away and apologize.

>>123585
>Put lint away and apologize

>>123585
>Put lint away and apologize.

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>>123601
>>123619
>>123624
>>123628
The sincerity of your apology moves her.
Stephanie is gone, where would you like to go?
>HOME
>WORK
>BAR
>BEACH
>MUSEUM

>>123667
>beach

>>123671
>Hawt is literally in ID.
>wants to go to the beach
WAR is also in ID
Wants to go to Normandy Beach 1944

>>123678
this would be a hilarious dating sim. although not the weirdest that I've seen.

Going on break until tonight. Maybe 5-6 hours.
Second job involves driving around, can't draw shit

>>123667
Work. You gotta stock up on gp for the next time you visit the interdimensional rest stop

>>123667
Beach

>>123693

Earn money at the beack by putting up a stand to take pictures with you. We have class levels in supermodel now

>>123671
>>123764
Bleach

>>123667
The beach, bikini time

Also get yourself some swimtrunks

>>123667
beach
so we can bitch about the sand.

>>123929

So rough and coarse. And it gets everywhere

>>123680
Second normandy beach
To flirt with bombshells

Bump

Small 2-part update soon and then I'm done for the night, Sorry guys, I had a tough day. Should be fairly steady stream of updates over the weekend though.

And my day continues to get worse. Phone shuts off randomly (Had 23% battery left) and I lose about 40 minutes of work. That Update pic was actually going to be decent. I'm done till the morning, too mad to re-draw it now. Sorry guys.

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>>123901
You purchase a pair of swimtrunks
>>123764
>>123812
>>123929
Afterwards you head to the beach.
It's a great place to meet women, but right now you're here on official business.
>>123807
You collect some driftwood from the shoreline and throw together a booth. On top you paint SUPERMODEL in bold black lettering.
Next to your booth you put a sign, "Photos, only 5 GP!"
>>124379
There are many bombshells here, one of whom was actually be a bomb.

>>127415
Investigate that suspicious beach umbrella.

>>127473
Dat sand colored umbrella tho. Oops

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>>127415
To your surprise, a cute blonde wanders over to your booth. She even asked to take a picture with you!
You quickly sign the photograph and hand it back to her.
She rummages through her pockets in search of the 5Gp
She looks disheartened, she only has 3 Gp on her.
She hands you back the photo and apologizes for wasting your time
>Keep photo
>Reduce the price to 3 Gp
>Give her the photo for free

>>127498
>Give her the photo for free

This is a dating sim, after all.

And shouldn´t it be ¥300?

>>127498
Give to her for free.

Patch game. GP should be ¥

>>127498
Give to her for free


Also he's not in his swimtrunks in the photo

>>127551
>Taking a photo of yourself with a shirtless man

B-but anon, that´s lewd!

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>>127540
>>127547
Patching game now.

>>127551
>>127557
She was uncomfortable so we put our shirt back on. Think about the ladies, Anon

>>127563
Its a beach and we are all fully dressed? She must be a neet. Ask what her plans are for today.

>>127674
Seconding this

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>>127563
Christ this is a big patch.
Op is at fencing class, sorry for wait

>>127825
You made me laugh OP. I will wait

>>127825
Will this patch include extended romance options? Like your male best friend who you've obviously totally for sure known your whole life.

>inb4 it goes backwards

Buy a costume bathingsuits dlc

>>127894
Is he a feminine male?

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>>127547
>>127540
>>127551
"A-are you sure? You don't even want my 300¥?"
What else would you like to talk about or say?
inb4 op has no idea how to talk with girls.

>>128181
Ask her what she thinks about rare belly button lint. We need to make sure we test the waters beforehand this time.

>>128181

Ask her she has somebody to spend the day with

>>128181
ask if she needs a model

Waiting on something to be seconded.
I'm currently studying playing a dating sim to further enhance your experience.

>>128383
This

Make sure to subtly draw her attention to your crotch as well

>>127944
Naturally

>>128601
We should get him to try wearing girl clothes

>>128383
Third

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>>128383
>>128580
>>128625
April leaves. It is now 3pm on a Friday. Where else would you like to go?
>Home
>Store
>Library
>Other subject to OP approval

>>128773
>The gym

Gotta get some glutes for the sloots

>>128773
gym then store. You're going to need protein and vitamin c and shit of you want to get buff.

>>128822
this

time for SS+GOMAD

>>128858
>time for SS

The Japanese had the Kempeitai instead I think

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>>128822
>>128838
You hit the gym for some INTENSE TRAINING
>+1 Strength
No women around to woo however.
>Head home? Y/N?

>>128948
No, do some squats for dem glutes

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>>129020
Oh no! It looks like that one deadlift took a lot out of you
You stamina gauge is almost completely drained.
You may stay out on the town if you want but you may smell bad
You will also be unable to complete any physical challenges that arise

>>129086
Head to HOME to recover all stats

>>129086

Go home and take a shower to recover your cleanliness gauge and feel refreshed

>>129086
shower at the gym. 'accidentally' go into the women showers, this is a dating sim after all.

>>129161
Seconding

>>129161
>>129204

There's no women around so the only people we can find in the women showers are perverts like us.

>>129086
take a shower

that wasn't a deadlift

>>129251
>>129241
>>129204
is op dead?

>>129375
It hasn´t even been an hour mate, just wait a tick

>>129375
>less than an hour since last post
>"holy shit where is OP?!"
Good lord, go get some exercise, or some rest, or some ritalin, or something. Stop pressuring OP.

>>129404
I self medicate by visiting /b/

>>129435
That probably only contributes to ADD with how fast of a board it is, and how you have to find another thread after two minutes since they die so quickly.

>>129375
Sorry. Other stuff needs my attention I'm trying to juggle alot of things at once.

>>129382
>>129404
You guys are my heroes.

>>129251
>How do Gym?
>Op has no idea

Drawing update now, btw

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>>129105
>>129157
You walk home and hit the showers.
You feel extremely relaxed after you bathe.
You step into your REMARKABLY UNDERFURNISHED ROOM.
Times have been tough, and it's been a while since your last photoshoot.
However, you still have your: >UNCOMFORTABLE BED
>VENUS FLY TRAP, REGINALD
>DOOMSDAY CLOCK
Op is having a hard time staying awake. Slow updates abound

>>129798
Masturbate to the thought of April naked

>>129807
Although you are feeling relaxed, you are not yet refreshed. your Stamina Gauge is still depleated.

>>129798
feed Reginald and go to bed

check the clock too

>>129815
Go to sleep and dream of April naked

>>129798
Chat to Reginald

>>129815
Go to sleep and meet a new girl in the dream world

wait, do we have the genre shift button, or is it still lost?

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>>129823
>>129827
You go over and water Reginald.
You ask him if he's caught any juicy flies lately
You talk his steely silence as a yes.
You hope to one day be as great as him.
1/?

>>129885
For now it's lost, but if people get tired of the date sim I might bring it back soon. We could always return to date-sim world later

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>>129823
You check the DOOMSDAY CLOCK
It's mysteries far exceed your current INTELLIGENCE level, but maybe one day you will unlock it's secrets.

>>129920
>Its mysteries far exceed your current INTELLIGENCE level
Alright, first thing in the morning, you're heading to the library

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>>129826
>>129874
You decide to head to bed for the night.
>What do you dream of?
>>129888
fucking autocorrect keeps changing my words. Supposed to be "take his silence, not "talk his silence" Wtf autocorrect?
3/3

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>>129934
fucking nerd, we gonna go to the gym

Charisma coupled with high strength is GOAT build for a dating sim

>>130037
Dream if a new girl, but then suddenly get interrupted by the SEASONED BANDIT's ghost, who has decided to haunt you for the time being

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>>130037
leaving humanity behind

none shall stop us in our quest for gains

>>130037
You dream of naked ladies

>>130079
>>130094
Dem connection issues.

Waiting on a second, these are some great ideas to potentially give me a break from the dating sim drawings

>>130116
So the SEASONED BANDIT is coming back? Thank god. I was the one who killed him in the other thread, and i felt really bad afterwards.

>>130214
You mean the RECENTLY DECEASED BRIDGE?

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>>130079
>>130214
You start to dream of naked women and something about something to do with the world bowing down to your rule or something.
However, you feel a cold chill run down your spine as a familiar presence makes itself know.

>>130072
Yeah, but the DOOMSDAY CLOCK could potentially signal the end of the dating sim itself. You don't want to be caught with your pants down, both figuratively and literally.

>>130335
Ask the RECENTLY DECEASED BRIDGE what he wants with you

>>130335
Known***

>>130335
Seduce the spirit

>>130370
Don't sweat it OP. Typos seem to be embarrassingly common on this board anyway. Probably due to the rush to deliver as soon as possible.

>>130389
We didn't buy the same-sex expansion pack yet. Also, having made him a eunuch (from his ball's repeated exposure to our boot), stolen his TRUSTY DAGGER, and not only killing him, but also using his body as a FLESHY BRIDGE might hurt our chances.

>>130407
You're also my hero

>>130443
Talk to him then, see if we can use him to spy on ladies

>>130443
I am this guy >>129404, this guy >>130214, and every guy who has suggested bringing back the RECENTLY DECEASED BRIDGE as a ghost. My ID keeps changing because I'm on mobile.

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>>130357
>>130461
You ask the NOVICE GHOST why he's here.
He tells you that he did many evil things in his past life.
But he also did many good things.
Not enough though
His soul is 50.1% evil and he's slated to go to Hades.
However he was given 3 days to shift his balance to good
So he has elected to follow you around on your quest.

>>130632
Tell him you'll help him in the morning and go to sleep.

>>130632
Ask if the NOVICE GHOST knows anything about the DOOMSDAY CLOCK. If it contains some mystical power, he should be able to see it, being a ghost and all, right?

>>130632
Ask the NOVICE GHOST on a date.

>>130709
Seconding

>>130675
This

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>>130709
>>130731
Please see>
>>130443
he wants to help us, not fuck us. Although anything is possible if we believe hard enough
He also says that if he wasn't a ghost he might have considered it

>>130768
Ask him to spy on April to find out what she likes, and to meet up with us in the morning

>>130780
Seconded, we need to make our midday meeting as optimal as possible.

>>130768
...DOOMSDAY CLOCK?

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>>130675
>>130748
>>130808
The NOVICE GHOST says that he does know about the DOOMSDAY CLOCK and what it fortells. But he's kinda worried telling you might freak you out.
doom

>>130850
Ask when the doom is

>>130850

Ask the NOVICE GHOST that if being a ghost made him less worried about the possible DOOMSDAY

>>130955
You'd think that he wouldn't be concerned about something like that if he's going to hell anyways

>>130876
Let's second this.

Will Update soon, eating dinner right now

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>>131434
>>130876
He says something about being 72 hours away or something. No biggy for him though.
Giant asteroid on collision course, pretty standard trope actually.
Cliché even.
Op still struggling to keep eyes open. Done for tonight. Will have better art and story tomorrow

>>131694
Good night Op

*Dawn of the Second day*

>>131694
Become dedicated to stopping the end of the world. Keep going to the gym.

>>131694
Bandit is actually the lord jesus christ

I recommend that the home is a home base between games and slowly becomes more furnished with each genre completed

>>131694
I love your quest OP.

We should download the same sex expansion pack and then find a way to bring the bandit back to life, by using the genre switch button.

>>132215
This sounds like a really neat idea. OP, if you feel like doing this, it'd be awesome.

Not our quest though, so y'know. Up to you and all

Ask if we can stop the world's end
<s> and if it includes seducing an anime 12 year old </s>

>>132215
Maybe the dating sim could be an inter-genre-nal home where the hero goes to take breaks and pick up qtpi jap girls?

Loving the quest Op, I suggest that the Doomsday clock ends and you get transported to the FPS genre, specifically DOOM

>>134211
Inb4 DOOMSDAY CLOCK is actually a bomb
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
OP awake and working on multipart update.

Would People prefer if I post them as they finish or if I finish everything and post them all at once?

>>134219
Everything at once probly. More polished and organised, doesn't break immersion

>>134231
This

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Repost for continuity
The NOVICE GHOST mutters something about how in about 72 hours an asteroid will collide with the world.
Sounds kinda cliché if you ask him
1/3

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>>134307
Not the whole thing was supposed to be spoilers >.<
The world's top scientists know about it, but their tech level is nowhere near high enough to save themselves now
>They have decided to keep it quiet instead of causing a mass panic
It will impact on the continent that has the highest population density
>This also happens to be the continent on which you find yourself
They have evacuated high clearance personnel to faraway continents, but it won't matter.
>A giant dust cloud will be thrown into the air, obscuring the sun and throwing the world into another iceage.
2/3

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>>134327
"So basically, you're all fucked." He finishes.
You, being a selfish fuck, ask if there's any hope for yourself.
The NOVICE GHOST replies that using the GENRE SHIFT BUTTON may shift you to a different world that isn't threatened by immediate destruction.
He also note that when you pressed the button the first few times, he was nearby and followed you through the SHIFTRIFT.
>You may be able to save someone else
Op fucked up, one more pic after this
3/4

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>>134346
You awaken with a start.
Was it all a dream?
You check the DOOMSDAY CLOCK.
>It's mysteries continue to elude you
But it now displays a sun instead of a moon.
It is not 8am on Saturday.
You have a meeting with April at 12.
Where would you like to go?
>Gym
>Library
>Store
>Other subject to OP approval
4/4

>>134392
It is NOW* 8am

>>134392
Library

Is there any way to shift to a sci-fi game, get a yuge laser, and save the world that way?

>>134394
Morning OP. Slept well?

Go to library

Library

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>>134423
>>134426
>>134431
You decide to head to the Library
It looks very poorly drawn.
What section would you like to head down?
>Fiction
>Non-Fiction
>Reference
I slept OK, thanks :^)

>>134481
Fiction
Because we are a wizard :^)

>>134481
Non-fiction
We're supposed to be boosting intelligence, right?

>>134481
>Non-Fiction

Find the Art of the Deal to get your confidence up and learn how to be attractive

Drawing females is hard. Even just stickfigure females ;_; send help

>>134621

JUST PUT A BOOBO ON IT DANG

>>134643
Is it really that easy, Anon?

>>134651

Okay, two booboes.

>>134481
>I recommend that the home is a home base between games and slowly becomes more furnished with each genre completed

This is actually a solid idea.

_________________

Fiction

>>134651
Just toss eyelashes and wooshy hair and BOOM. Gurl. Maybe boob lumps i guess

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>>134511
>>134515
You wander into the non-fiction section.
You have a strong desire to increase your INTELLIGENCE in order to better unravel the cosmic mysteries surrounding your DOOMSDAY CLOCK.
As you pull out a self-help book on how to pick up women, you hear a meek voice from behind you.
You quickly slam the book back in place and act like you were browsing the cooking section above it.
You turn around to see a Red-headed Meganekko
>What do?

>>134763
Ask her her name, and if she can help you find The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump

>>134763
Pretend we like the same genre of the book she is holding. Something like: Hey, is that -x- ? Oh man -x- is my favorite book.

>>134788
Second

>>134788
Good idea, also ask her what her name is.

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>>134775
>>134788
>>134821
>>134835
She says her name is Aria
You ask her why she's in the non-fiction section with a fantasy novel.
She says that nobody ever comes to this section so it's peaceful and quiet.
>What say?

>>135134

Ask her what books she would recommend for a hot young tech wizard like yourself.

>>135134
Mind if I read my nerdy calendar book with your company?

>>135134
´Joke´ about being a wizard. Agree that peace and quiet is the best when reading books.

(I forgot if we have the button, do we have it?)

>>135134
Ask her about books about wizards, then casually mention you are one yourself.

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>>135156
>>135175
>>135246
What-what do you mean you're a wizard?
Like a street magician?
>what do you tell her?
currently the SHIFT BUTTON is lost again

>>135348
Tell her about your adventure so far. She should find it interesting since she likes fantasy.

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>>135348
Tell her you have a mission to research a spell to destroy a world-shattering meteor.

The spell, of course, is powered by love. This is a dating sim after all.

>>135386
Maybe our Sim is R-Rated and the magical button is inside one of the girls and we have to activate it with our love.

>>135486
>Not wanting to save all these nice girls
>Only caring about pressing the button.

For shame anon

>>135486
So we fuck all of the girls just to be sure we get the right one? Sounds like a plan.

>>135348
Tell her you have low-level ice powers. Pretty cool, huh?

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>>135362
>>135386
>>135538
You tell her about your wizardry and adventures thus far. She chuckles in a cute sort of way before dismissing your claims as a joke. She does seem more joyful though.

>>135486
>>135497
Op like the way you think
Would you like to stay here with her?
It is now 10:30am on Saturday.
If you stay, you may miss your date with April.
Things seem to be going well with Aria though.
What do?

>>135724
Tell her you've got a prior appointment for the moment, but you'd love to meet up sometime later.

>>135724
We need to get this girl. She's too best.

>>135494
>>135497
I was originally thinking about activating the button with our dicks and then get shifted mid sex.

>>135724
Check the girl stats menu.

>>135735
>>135737
>>135740
Waiting on somebody to second an option

>>135735
Seconding this.
Our annihilation of love requires the harem ending.

>>135740
>>135737
seconding these

>>135737
>>135740
thirding

>>135735
this

>>135735
Tell her that it's wizard business. Fourthed.

>>135737
This

>>135737
I agree

Since this seems to be so highly contested and since op is tiered of starting over every time the score changes I'm giving this 10 minutes. right now the score is
STAY WITH ARIA: 5
GO TO APRIL:4

>>135915
Aria 45 <3
April 30 <3

Gotta go with who wants the lovin more

>>135915
Go to April

>>135737
You fool, April could be the one with the button.

>>135915
We cant ditch april! Just get arias number so he can hook up with her later.

>>135996
Aria likes us more and could have the button too

>>136020
This

>>136006
>>135996
>>135957
And that brings our score to
6 ARIA Op voted for her too </3
7 APRIL

>>136020
This.
>wanting a cumdumpster instead of reliable companion we can take with us post-genre switch like our best buddy thief-sempai

>>136035
We need that aria

>>136035
April m8

>>136038
It's an honor thing, not a preference thing. I like Aria better too, but voted for April.

>>136070
April showers, lets bring Aria flowers

>>136074
I get the honor thing and in real life I would keep my promise I made to April but they aren't real, who cares?

>>136035
I hope we can still meet up with Aria later we HAVE to get her number

Can't focus on drawing update. Too busy watching replies o.o

>>136088
Thirding for getting Aria's number before leaving

>>136103
Draw you magnificent bastard also 4th for getting arias number

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>>136103
ARIA!

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>>135735
>>135787
>>135797
>>135825
>>135957
>>135996
>>136006
>>136070
>>136074
>>136088
>>136107
You tell her that you're very sorry but you have former plans. She gives you her number 555-2742 though and asks you to meet up tomorrow night.
You begin you walk to the beach

>>136158
Aww yeah, swimsuit time.

>>136158
Hell yeah

>>136158
Immediately go to Pepper's Bar and wait until 8 PM

>>136153
>implying that there's such a thing as a steph poster

>>136176
8pm
8pm the following night
32 hours from now
I mean, I'm all for it, but try to convice the majority.

>>136176
It's Saturday, nitwit

>>136195
It's eight o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

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>>135740
>>135789
>>135792
OP Is currently Attempting anyways drawing up a character sheet. Sorry for the wait.

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>>136238

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>136534
Rolling for a family.

>>136602
I don't think that's how that works here

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>136534
Rolling for financial status/reluability as well as social ethics.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>136602
>>136625
Rolling for an explanation as to why people are using dice in this thread?

>>136534
Go to April, bring our camera

>>136732
This.

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>>136732
>>136757
You head back to the beach and You see April sitting in the distance. You wave her down and run over to greet her.
Just on time too it is now 12pm Saturday.
"Where would you like to have your picture taken?"

>>136822
at Steph's place.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>136872
this, rolling for bestthief to have obtained this metainfo to make this possible

>>136822
Ignore the fact that she spelled weird wrong, and take some beach photos with her. Then offer to buy her some lunch.

>>136822
At the library :^)

>>136822
At the graveyard with NOVICE GHOST

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>136822
Shame her for bad spelling and grammar
>>136662
and rolling for this

>>136890
>>136926
The Op is good at many things. Drawing and spelling aren't on that list

>>136872
>>136882
GHOSTBRO hasn't returned with that info yet. Acually he hasn't made an appearance since that maybe!dream last night.

>>136959
I think drawing makes the list

>>136972
I wonder how Aria feels about us telling her we actually used a guys corpse as a bridge...

>>137019
And also how that guy is now following us around as a spirit who has to preformm good deeds to get into Thief heaven, and how the world will end in three days? We either left a few parts out of our tale, or she thought we were joking

>>137035
Still got 10 <3 so win

We still don't have a destination we know how to get to yet.

>>137169
What are you waiting for then? Lets go already OP.

>>137169
Just find a restaurant close to the beach and buy the lady lunch

>>137174
Sorry was waiting for something to be seconded. i'll just pick the one I like the most. Back to the library :^)[/Spoiler]

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>>137194
You decide to take her back to the park where everything started.
She tells you to strike a pose for her
You feel some over your OVERFLOWING MACHISMO return to you.
You strike the pose that comes most naturally after working out at the gym.
>You truly are God's gift to women.
Continue with photoshoot?

>>137305
Of course

Make sure to show off your bulge a bit too

>>137305
Why are we wasting time with april? Call Aria and lets hang out with her before the world ends.She's also probably the only one with any useful information.

>>137305
Threaten her to establish dominance after attempting to hiss, bite, and claw at her.

>>137305
Can't stop, won't stop.

Ask her how things are going and other small talk as well.

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>>137330
You've been subtly trying to direct her attention to your bulge but it seems she isn't getting the hint.
You grab her some ice cream while you're walking though the park looking for someplace to make your next MANLY POSE.
To your surprise she was taking photos of you buying the ice cream and also got on of you before you had realised what was going on. She called them candid photos or something.
You kinda like it.
>>137535
As you make Smalltalk she lets slip that she's been having troubles with money and putting herself through college. Her parents don't think professional photographer is a worthy career choice so they cut her off when she refused to change her mind.
Never the less, she likes to try and look on the bright side of things. She finds pleasure in capturing the moment and preserving the feelings that were happening then and there forever.
>Is there anything you want to tell her about yourself?
>Anything else you want to ask her?

>>137771
When's the last time you been to an amusement park?

>>137771
What is the colour of your underwear?

>>137771
>tfw shitters wanted Alice instead of Aria.
Fuckin Panhandlers, shes just gonna use it to buy drugs and alcohol like ysual. Just like the rest of the bums. Tell her we are god, and tip her $5 for some parkhead before we get goin on our manbusiness.

>>137771
"Yesterday some guy tried to mug me, so I castrated him and threw him into a spike pit."

>>137805
Seconding. also mention that you're best friends now, because you see good in everyone.

>>137771
Did you want to go out on a date? No business attatched?

>>137805
No
>>137794
No

>>137957
Seconded

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>>137805
>>137824
You tell her the tale of the SEASONED BANDIT
She seems surprised, but not in a good way.
You reassure her that you're friends now though and that you see the good in people
>Right after you told her about murdering and castrating a would-be thief.
>>137957
>>137963
Still conflicted about your previous words, she seems unsure. She hands you a piece of paper with her phone number on it 555-2775 and says to call her tomorrow after she thinks it over. And with that she leaves.
You have neither gained nor lost LOVE POINTS with April.
It is now 3:30Pm. What do?

>>138022
See if Aria is still at the library

If not, go to the gym for glutes

>>138022
Return to library. You never did boost that intelligence stat, did you? That's probably why you told April about killing NOVICE GHOST. What a dumbass.

>>138022
Go take smooth jazz lessons to boost CHA.

>>138074
>>138078
Ok so we will be going to the library.
If Aria is no longer there do we go to the gym or stay at the library?

>>138078
Right, who would even suggest that? :^)

>>138087
This is also a valid option for >>138099

>>138099
stay at library

>>138099
Stay at library. We need intelligence. And yeah, what a retard that guy was. If I saw him in real life, i would punch him in the face.

>>138099
Try to find Steph.

We need to build up our harem

>>138154
Please refer to
>>136153
Sadly i think she might just kinda get forgotten about

>>138154
>>136153
>>136177
I knew i was right that there was filth and corruption in this world..

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>>138074
>>138078
>>138099
>>138114
>>138131
You decide to head back to the Library. You head into the non-fiction section again but Aria is nowhere to be found. You grab a book at random off the shelf and get to reading. You'll just have to see her tomorrow if you decide to go.
It is now 6pm and the Library is closing.
If your planet's doom is in fact imminent, you have roughly 50 hours remaining.
Last post for the night. Give lots of suggestions and I'll see what I can do in the morning. Gnight all

>>138298
Have the next three posts occur in a dream instead of canon reality.

>>138298
Learn how to build an asteroid-destroying rocket

Also read the Art of the Deal

>>138298
Waifu Aria and then leave the dimension with her

>>138417
You could probably just call her and tell that the world is going to end in 50 hours and that you can save her but need her help to find a magical button that lets you jump to a different universe and she would probably be totally into it

>>138494
That's how I get laid

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>>138417
>Not going for the harem end

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>>138304
Your mind begins to wander as you start the long walk home...
>>138494
You decide to call up Aria. The world is ending soon and you want her to know.
You tell her about the GENRE SHIFT BUTTON and how it can save yourself and one other person.
She is flattered
>>138313
She tells you of an ancient magic she once read about called Holy.
Holy is supposed to be super effective against meteors. She wonders if You have a better chance of finding it before your lost button.
>>138417
But she responds that she's cool with just leaving though. Better to leave the world and live than stay here and be destroyed. She says this reminds her of a book called Hitchhiker's Instruction Booklet to the Galaxy or something similar.

>>140111
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
>embark on a quest for holy. deus vult!

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>>140134
Unfortunately this was just a daydream, Anon. We shall continue to Deus Vult in our dreams however
You are snapped out of your daydream when you return home. The walk took longer than you expected. It is now 7pm.
You see that Reginald has caught himself a meal. Good on him! You flash him a thumbs up and tell him to keep up the good work.
Something seems to be different about your room but you can't tell what.

>>140189
Hit question block

>>140189
>Check out that mario question block.

>>140189
Yay you did the thing! :)