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Archive: http://darksquid.org/titmouse/
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IS THIS THE END OF PETER TITMOUSE???
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part 2 of 2
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>>112506
first for CUTE
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>>112506
You did it, the poison unlocked your ability to enter the dreamscape.
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You can never move again. That's just how these things work, Peter. Hope you don't have to pee.
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>>112506
Try not to pet the Gnat,

Pet the Gnat
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>>112522
poke the Gnat affectionately
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>>112506
Let's just enjoy the moment.
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>>112506
try to confirm that we aren't dead and that this isn't heaven
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I'm so glad Gnat called for help and Glasses Wizard came to help us.
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>>112506
Touch our penis to check if it still works.
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>>112506
Examine torso for new breathing holes.
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>>112531
check our vitals and all that important stuff

then poke the Gnat
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>>112506
Check Gnat's hat for embarrassing secrets.
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>>112506
If the hat doesn't run away i'll be very sad :(
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>>112529
this
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>>112503
>>112506

Right, first order of business, ask what the heck happened after you passed out. Also thank her for presumably being the one to keep you safe.
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>>112506
Good news we aren't dead, better wait for Gnat to wake up
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>>112506
>>112535
Seconding. For all we know our legs are still numb and we get to enjoy the headache and nausea associated with just being injected with poison. Given that our body stopped working without a terrible pain (and that it was our legs that stopped first) it was probably a neurotoxin so we're prolly still kinda fucked up.
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>>112573
Surely the first thing we should probably be doing is checking our wounds to see if they're still really bad, or at least a bit better
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>>112503
>IS THIS THE END OF PETER TITMOUSE???
no
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>>112532
This.
Or Birdbro?
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>>112686
who is birdbro
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>>112705
It's in the name.
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>>112705
Some shitty forced meme from last thread.
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Blame me for misarchiving the titles in sup/tg/. Don't hurt me... It was my first archival...
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>>112529
yeah this, it's nice and chill just listen to the birds and the wind and gnats slow rhythmic breathing... wait, she IS breathing right??
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>>112506
Pet Gnat's head gently.
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>>112506
This is just a venom-induced dream, isn't it?
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>>112506
A bird tries to land on Gnat, this is extremely symbolic for reasons.
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>>112506
Wiggle fingers and toes to see if they work. If comfortable, try to gently wake Gnat.
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>>112506
Put her wizard's hat on her head.
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>>112506
See if you can figure out what happened to the Manticore
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>>112506
she was probably listening for a heart beat and fell asleep
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>>112506
Steal a kiss
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>>112873
This
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>>112873
Naw, maybe a hug of appreciation.
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Just a question but how much time usually goes by between each of OPs updates?
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>>112898
Usually about 24 hours, but he may release them in bursts of two or three
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>>112898
Just go to previous threads and find out by yourself.
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>>112898
Depends on the day. He works on some days but not others so we occasionally get 3 or 4 updates in a day and other days we get 2 or 1.
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>>112898
>>112907
I'm off work today, so I'm gonna try to get several pages done today.
On my work days, I try to do a page before I leave and another when I get home, but I don't always manage it.
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>>112916
Alright cool, godspeed op
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>>112916
Gods work OP, I hope for many more threads to come
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>>112916
OP you are amazing and this quest is great
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>>112506
HONK DA TIDDY
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>>112873
on the forehead
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>>112506 #
Check to see if you can move your legs, try not to wake the Gnat
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>>113083
Supporting. Say it's for saving our skin. (Also holy cow were we useless in our role as protection)
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>>113410
We tried though so we totally got the affection points
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>>112506
remember to write the thing in your bestiary, "avoid barbs" and "hates being called stupid"
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>>113865
This
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>>113410
this reasoning is sound
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>>112873
do it
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I'm moving kind of slow. How will I meet my arbitrary, self-imposed quota for the day?
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>>113949
do lots of cocaine
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>>113949
Ah. So I see.

Whatever shall we do to pass the time?
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>>113949

Quality over quantity is preferred, man. Don't sweat it.
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>>113949
Attempt to pickpocket the venom out of your bloodstream.
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>>113949

Also, take a look at your legs, make sure they don't look weird. Tell Gnat to turn around though, no one likes a peeping Tom.
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>>113949
Make sure your legs are OK
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>>113968
I second this.
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>>113949
Good thing you're an expert at walking on your hands.
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>>113949
take note of it's colors so you can compare to a different one later.

also, run down a list of poisons you have made yourself immune to in your line of work, maybe manticore poison has lethal and paralysis poisons at the same time and you are immune to the lethal aspect?
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>>113949
You're fine. Quality > Quanity, yeah.

Also:
>Double check your legs to make sure they aren't like...atrophies or swollen or crap, just numb and can't be moved.

...and no, seriously, what do we do about passing the time? And hopefully getting movement back in our legs?
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>>113949
Tell Gnat a secret to further bond
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Wait patiently for awhile and if it seems like if the feeling in our legs doesn't come back I doubt Gnat could carry us. We'd have to be kinda left for dead then huh?
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>>114654
Obviously Peter's legs are trapped under some form of magical spell and the only way to free them is by sharing truths with Gnat.
Like that time you and your crew managed to steal from a dragon's hoard!
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>>114654
Ash Gnat where she put the barbs, you should periodically lick them to gain immunity to Manticore venom
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>>114654
A creature bursts from your foot flesh
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>>114654
rest until movement comes back then go look for any manticore tracks
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>>113949
>>114654
You can check a pulse by bringing a finger to the neck or wrist, checking the chest is ineffective and she didn't have to partially remove your shirt at all.

In other words, she's bluffing. Call her tsundere ass out, you know a lie when you hear one. You're a master of deception, after all.
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>>114654
Sing a catchy tune to wiggle your foot to
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>>114680
>Make Gnat sing a catchy tune to wiggle your foot to
ftfy
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>>114654
Demonstrate your hand walking skill to make up for lost time on the road
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>>114668
To prepare for a possible rematch down the line
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>>114678
This.
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>>114678
this, so much
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>>114680
WIGGLE YER BIG TOE
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>>114678
Supporting
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>>114654
Now, wiggle your big toe.
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>>114678
yep
sounds about right
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>>114654
Put your shirt on proper before Gnat sees your awesome birthmark
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>>114678
Well, she did have to undo his shirt to bandage his arm.
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>>114990
Or just roll up his sleeve.

1-800-COME-ON
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>>114654
Oh, I thought we were a real knife salesman.
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>>115010
We sell the idea that we sell knives. It's all part of an elaborate hypothetical knife Ponzi scheme.
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>>114654
Now I'm confused. We almost gave up thievery entirely and I thought we going to start knife selling as a full time job before meeting Natalie.
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>>115038
We're not a knife salesmen, but I think we were considering actually trying for it. Just HADN'T yet....to be honest, maybe we SHOULD become something of a merchant, down the line. We seem to have a gift for gab. Could probably sell ice to an eskimo.
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>>114668
yes, the fact it didn't kill you mean it will ether knock your ass out every night or you become immune.
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>>115010
>>115038
We were going to, but met Gnat before we actually started selling any knives.
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>>115053
Sell ice stolen from an eskimo's freezer back to it
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>>114654
What other spells does Gnat know? Best to have an understanding of her capabilities before another near deadly encounter.
Also, we should keep our eyes peeled for loot, specifically magic loot.
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>>115021
Classy, I like it. Better than being a highwayman.
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God I fucking love this quest
Also Gnat but that goes without saying I mean duh
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>>115100
Thank you.
I'm having a wonderful time.
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>>115100
>>115127
this, seriously though this is the best thread on the board. when people come here like 3 years later they will hear about the legend of Peter Timhouse
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>>115152
Timhouse, you say
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>>115169
oh
OH
>all this fucking time i thought it was timhouse god fucking damnit
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>>115183
Timhouse
The name Peter applies to whatever home he currently has
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>>115082
>it
Are eskimos not people?
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>>115214
He'd obviously be selling the ice back to the freezer. What's the challenge in selling stuff to people?
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>>115183
You should be embarassed
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>>114678
Definitely this.
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>>115362
Fine fine as you say Gnat
Not a single spell that could knock down a branch but not a tree?
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>>115366
Maybe she has no mana?
How does magic in this world actually work?
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>>115362
"So you just gonna hang out until I can walk again?"
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>>115362
Stop teasing Gnat, I think we've done that enough for now
Throw a knife to cut down the branch and practice moving around a little
Make sure you won't be falling down any stairs or anything
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>>115362
get up, miraculously, the second she suggests going without you
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>>115362
>Shut up and help her.
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>>115387
He can't his legs don't work
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>>115380
Let's start with just moving our legs. Don't stand up just yet, we don't want to fall over and embarrass ourselves in front of Gnat
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>>115380
>Make sure you won't be falling down any stairs
It's not as funny when it's a skinny guy...
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>>115380
If we do this, warn Gnat to clear out of the- wait. Let's just give her a knife, guys. Preferably a big one.
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>>115394
But that won't be nearly as impressive as throwing the knife with our sick thief skills
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>>115362
You know, we think you're kind've cute Gnat.
Just throwing that out there.

Do you want some help with... whatever you're doing?
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>>115362
Tickle Gnat's belly button while she's still in that helpless and vulnerable position.
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Where did you learn how to draw, op? This is fantastic stuff.
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>>115419
I think she's trying to make us a splint. She should probably try and get on top of it then stomp into it. Or use one of our hybrid saw-knifes.
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>>115427
I've actually been drawing since I was old enough to hold a pencil.
So... I should actually be a lot better at it by now....
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>>115489
you're doing good desu
ty for delivering this amazing interactive webcomic series
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Cooperate with the Gnat. Throw a knife into the tree trunk so that she can use it as a step.
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I want to smell gnat's stinky feet
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>>115588
I'll second this suggestion.
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>>115588
Veto.
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>>115615
seconded veto.
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>>115615
If you get to both vote and veto, than I'm using my veto to veto your veto. Bitch.

just kidding. vetos are retarded and you should kill yourself.
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>>115531
Are we trying kill her?
>>115623
I veto your veto veto to make a veto veto veto.
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>>115624
We must go deeper. Quick, someone veto this anon's veto veto veto.
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>That artstyle
>darksquid.org as archive
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, QUESTY!
yes i know it's fuckin obvious, shut up
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>>115633
Welcome to Peter Titmouse!
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>>115664
Steal the drool.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>115664
>phlehm
>typo: spotted

Check out that well.

Also rolling to resist immediately starting to steal things.
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>>115664
Ask her what she has to do.
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>>115664
Find out which house is Gnat's to avoid stealing from there accidentally.
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>>115664
Steal the 64 on the sign.
Also,
>Population: 64
>Your post number ends in 64
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>>115664
Hock a loogie in the square, as is the local custom. You're pretty sure it is, anyway.
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>>115675
This. Why exactly was the town she hated the first stop after getting kicked out of mage college?
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>>115664
I think you simply made the best founding myth ever.

Do what must be done : ask why she wanted to come here if she hates this place
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>>115664
>>115682
Oooh shit
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>>115664
If you don't mind me asking, why come here, if you hate it?
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>>115735
Maybe she got homesick for whatever reason.
And if Earthbound has taught me anything, the only way to cure homesickness is either call your mom, or visit her directly.
And since there ain't no phones here as far as I can tell, you can probably imagine which one Gnat has to use.
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>>115753
But let's ask Gnat just to be sure, gives her the opportunity to open up a bit more to us.
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>>115693
Where else would she go? She is a girl from a small village who could not make it in the big city. If a he wasn't a mage, she would marry, get pregnant and live a life of bitter, quiet resentment in Spat.
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>>115797
...yeesh.
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>>115735
To retrieve her family heirloom dildo, past down from mother to daughter for seven generations?
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>>115801
Luckily, Peter Titmouse has found her and they shall embark on a grand adventure together.
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okay, serious post for once.

who wants to get a buff fighter to round the team off? or maybe an alternate class, like berserker/paladin/muscle wizard?
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>>115947
>wanting competition for our OTP
Muscle wizard would be fun though, even if we already have a wizard.
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>>115953
I never said it had to be a male muscle wizard. or an available one, or one who is into actual midgets.

Not to mention it could eventually turn into an all-wizard team. muscle wizard, moxie wizard, and midget wizard.
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>>115947
>>115953
>>115960
Just get a magic pet
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>>115960
Girls are just as much competition as guys, Peter is quite the dashing fellow. And no one could not find Gnat the cutest and want to marry her
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>>115970
Gnat a shit, anon. A shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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>>115978
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>>115978
YOU A SHIT, ANON

GNAT BEST GIRL
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>>115983
>>115987
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>>116000
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>>116009
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>>115947
Just let the story take it's course.
OP knows what he's doing.

If we're supposed to meet someone, we will.
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>>116040
That hasn't really been the type of QMing Questy's done so far. Did you not read PokeQuest?
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>>116010
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>>115978
Take all of my hatred anon! ALL OF IT!
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>>115664
Hang on. Did they build this statue over their miracle tomato patch?
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>>115664
Check the well for magic swords.
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>>115978
You are not welcome in this thread, on this board, or on this website, and I suggest you leave this planet immediately.
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>>115978
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>>115978
I have never before seen taste this shit.
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>>115978
You triggered a nice amount of people by this bait. Bravo.
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Will there ever be a quest with a female main character that doesn't just tumble into a faggoty waifuquest?
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>>116573
speaking of jovi, when does Roxie come in to this quest? Can't be a real questy quest without Roxie!
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>>116580
Obviously Roxie was the phelem Goddess.
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>>116579
>female mc
>tumble
>complaints...


TUMBLR PLEASE GO AND STAY GO.
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>>116600
You're not making sense.
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>>116538
>>116533
>>116484
>>116138
>>116129
your tears sustain me.

>>116579
never. like, literally never ever. as soon as another female character rears her head, expect all this memeing shitposts to turn into a brutal shitstorm of genuine, full-on autistic rage.

seriously, if this is what we get with only one grill in the entire quest (who I genuinely dislike) imagine just how much the list of banned proxies would swell from the sheer intensity of the rampant samefagging we all know is coming.
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>>116606
>People disagree with me, that means they're salty samefags.

Grow up.
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>>116606
>a modern 'channer
>capable of using a proxy
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>>116604
the joke is that you are complaining about a quest or story that involves a female character being reduced to generalized waifufaggotry instead of being a story about two equal individuals who are neither sexualized or romanticized outside of homosexual or multinational relationships. You also used the word "Tumble" which is similar to Tumblr.

Hence, the joke.

>>116606
U hav'n a chuckle mate?
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>>116634
I must be too old for this shit.
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>>116619
I never said they were samefags, you illiterate ingrate. I said the samefags will surface when the waifuwars will begin.

reading consists of more than running your field of vision over a given arrangement of letters. there's also a comprehension component. of course, I wouldn't have to explain this to you if you did everyone a favor and removed the chromosome-deficient pile of failures you call a life from this world.

faggot.

>>116634
the chuckles are having me. they are making me orgasm against my will.
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>>116654
Wow you're right I am a failure of a human being, I should go kill myself.

Or I could ignore the insane person yelling about nothing, that would also work.
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>>116665
my man... don't start or part with the website or youll find yourself in a plight youve never experienced at night
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Shut the fuck up, please. Stop bickering.
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>>116833
What, getting triggered?
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>>116833
it's not like there's anything better to do.

you fag.
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>>113968
Kek'd
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>>115978
NO FUCK YOU ANON YOU'RE A SHIT
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>>117012
>doubleposting
>frogposting
>not reading the thread before replying
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>>116861
>it's not like there's anything better to do.
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>>117154
I'm glad you're a man of taste
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>>117154
I already did a playthrough recently, after I got the Legacy rerelease. Because I'm not a faggot.
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>>117715
We should help her with the dishes, all the while trying to convince her to go adventuring with us.
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>>117715
"Hi ma'am, I've come here to ask for your approval to marry your daughter."
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>>117715
Does she really want to spend the rest of her life here? Ask her to come with us on adventures instead of wasting her talent here washing dishes
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you "accidentally" break all the dishes

problem solved

she can thank you later
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>>117747
This, lets go adventuring and she can practice her sorcery on our journey
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>>117715
Fuck that. Come adventure with me and finish your mage training on the road like all the legends!
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>>117715
Yea no screw that nonsense. She's already shown herself to be quite capable with magic. Adventure on the roads await! Would you rather live a boring life for a long time or a short one filled with excitement! Life is for the young to enjoy to the fullest!
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>>117715
Steal the dishes.
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>>117715
Yeah no fuck that, your daughter gave up her dreams to save those less fortunate than her, and you call her stupid, fuck you.
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You know, asking her to go on an adventure with her mom right in front of her and Peter injured doesn't exactly sound like it'll go well.

In fact it sounds like a good way to get on her mom's shitty side. Let's help Nat with dishes and bring it up once the parental unit goes away.
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>>117715
Looking at her mother Gnat is going to age like shit.
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>>117715
Peter stands up for Gnat, takes her hand and leaves, knowing she's better off with a good friend and having lots of fun and exciting adventures.

also this >>117817 this is very important as well
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>>117715
Also holy crap that lady. The only reason that Gnat was expelled was for wanting to save the life of a child. She's been an awesome spellcaster, just one that lacks actual experience.
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>>117853
well, since we seem to be definitely going for defending her, we might as well say this, since it's actually a really good point.
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>>117731
this one
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>>117715
Let's stick around for a bit to find out why her mom is such a hag. Maybe help her with some chores?
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>spend the rest of your days washing earthware dishes
it's like pottery
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>>117715
"It was knives meeting you too, Gnat."
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>>117715
Is this really what you want to trade a life of magic and adventuring for? You can find more people like that poor peasant girl to help. And I can steal from the rich to give to the poor! (I self-identify as poor.)
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>>117715
Convince Gnat's mom that we are an extremely rich knife merchant, and that we owe her a life debt. In order to properly reward your savior, Gnat needs to join us on a journey to find your caravan. If Gnat's mom says that we can go alone and return with the reward, take her aside and tell her you plan on having Gnat's hand in marriage, making her a member of the extremely wealthy Titmouse family.
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>>117715
Ask her if he can help a bit and find out a little more about her family
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>>117965
this
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Gnas tiny just pick her up and walk out of town, if she asks it's for adventure
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>>117731
This. We should add that we're secretly the prince of a neighboring kingdom or something and embellish our reputation as a wealthy noble of much renowned.
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>>117965
Not this.
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>>118000
>trips
Make it happen.
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>>117715
help to show your gratitude, meanwhile convince her to go adventuring
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>>117950
Absolutely this.

"It was knives meeting you as well."
And when she looks at Peter with a look of disbelief that he'd say goodbye in such a stupid way, continue with
"... or did you really think I'd leave you behind here to let you waste your days sculpting mud and washing dishes?"

The other anons have good ideas on how to go from there, but this should absolutely be the next thing Peter says.
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>>117817
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>>117715
Invite her to live in your cave.
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Adventuring is an excellent way to perfect your skills, be you a simple thief or a fledgling mage. Since wizard college is off the table, this is going to be the best if not only way for Natalie to hone her skills.

And yes, I also agree we should help with those dishes in some fashion.
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>>118362
Charm the mom so she trusts you to take care of Gnat on the road
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First this >>117817

Then when everybody's sleeping steal Gnat and leave town.
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>>118379
roll to seduce gnat's mother
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>>118543
Might as well steal her mother as well.
And all of Spat.
And especially the ball of phlegm.
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>>118659
Steal this anon.
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>>117715

Ask Gnat about her dreams of Wizardry, why she wanted to be one.

Then reassure her that the dream's not over until she decides to give up on it.
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>>118754
He's already stolen my heart
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>118632
Not seduce her, just use our charisma to get on her good side.
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>>117715
Well, see you later.
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>>118760
No, I want to steal him. I don't want him to steal you.
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>>117874
>>118000
>>117731
>>117950
Gentlemen, the waifu quest is over here, >>96808
Please join us on our quest to find our sixth waifu, and leave Gnat alone.
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>>117715
...The level of rage I have at this lady is unusually high for me. I guess bad mothering is a sore spot with me.

Either way, whatever we do, it has to be emphatically done with an air of 'I utterly refuse to accept this path and that's all there is to it.' Like, completely non-joking, dead fucking serious attitude.
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>>117012
I read the whole thread you giant faggot. Fuck off.
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>>119177
Anon, Insulting yourself isn't healthy, even if you're a dumb frogposter.
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>>117012
>>119177
>>119247
Q U A L I T Y
U
A
L
I
T
Y

P O S T I N G
O
S
T
I
N
G

you got there m8.
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>>119155
Lol if thats what you call a bad mother than you must have had pretty good parents
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>>119930
Calling your daughter stupid isn't considered bad parenting?
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>>119966
My point is that there are a lot worse parents out there, calling your kids stupid isn't ok but its not like she beats her
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>>119981
watch. The next update's probably gonna show her hitting Gnat.
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>>120519
inb4 tough love mom who smothers her with a bear hug
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>>117715
"Your daughter is actually a fine spellcaster that was only expelled she went against some rules to save someone's life."

Ask Gnat if she wants to go adventuring. Better than wasting her talent here.
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>>117950
>>118056
>did you really think I'd leave you behind here to let you waste your days sculpting mud and washing dishes?
This, but showing up out of nowhere later that evening.
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Tell her mom that she will be separating you from the most gifted partner in knife sales you've ever had. Why, before you met Gnat, your business was on the verge of bankruptcy after investing your life savings into a cart of knives! Gnat's gifts turned your fortunes around overnight, so much so that you've just returned with only a handful of knives left for sale. A true testament to her good salesmanship.
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>>120983
>>117853
>>120795
compliment the gnat
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>>121043
"I wouldn't stand seeing such a cute girl working with mud like that"
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>>117715
Supporting >>120983
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>>119155
I hear you, Anon....
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>>121883
Casino!
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>>121885
(Or the pseudo-medieval equivalent)
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>>121883
WE WILL FIND EL DORADO! OR FIND LOTS OF LOST TREASURES ALONG THE WAY!
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>>121883
"Well, I still have some coupons for the Fondue shop"
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>>121888
This
WE ARE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL GODS
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>>121885
>>121887
this seems fun. oceans 11 meets lord of the rings is not something you see everyday, and we could definitely use the cash.

good chance for backstory stuff too
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>>121883
Let's go to the local dungeon, that'll shut Gnat's mom's mouth.
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>>121883
>What kind of place we going first
FONDUE SHOP
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>>121896
medieval oceans eleven?
potions eleven?
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>>121885
>>121888
>>121902
Or
Stay with me here
We go to a medieval casino, that is named El Dorado, and has a fondue shop
It basically pleases everyone
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>>121896
Maybe we could meet the warrior or the healer to round out our party
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>>121883
...my place ;)
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>>121883
>Thou art I... And I am thou...
>Thou hast established a new bond...

You have estabilished the NATALIE De MOUCHERON link of the EMPRESS arcana!
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>>121909
Dude, our party is full, stories were there's too much main characters suck since they don't have a nice dynamic and some end having more screentime than others, and stuff... that sucks.

Maybe a temporary one could do the trick though, but no other perma members PLEASE
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>>121916
Yes, because Magician isn't a fucking part of the Major Arcana am I right?
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>>121883

Do a quick check of your thief knowledge to learn what kind of valuables or otherwise noteworthy things are nearby this town to pursue.
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>>121918
Dude wtf are you talking about? There are dozens of sucessful movies/books/etc. with 3-5 main characters.
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>>121904
This, the perfect compromise
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>>121921
But the empress arcana is more suitable for Gnat.

The magician arcana are nearly always fire mages. They're also nearly always male. From the wiki:
>An ongoing theme that is related to all Magician Arcana Social Links is the tragedy that befalls the social link character related to their romantic interest. Junpei's romantic interest Chidori dies when she sacrifices her life to save his life.

Empress arcana, on the other hand:
>Gameplay-wise, the Personas of the Empress Arcana are often Personas excelling in Ice-based attacks with healing powers also relatively common; they are usually important female figures.
>Characters under this Arcana may also be cold-hearted in personality, but still present a high degree of care and concern towards others.
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>>121883
Maybe we should buy a world map and see what looks interesting
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>>121931
This sounds like a clever plan
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>>121927
Successfull =/= good

I'm not saying those are always bad, just that the character dynamic is often poorly exploited barring the MC and his best friend/love interest/whatever
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>>121930
>Gnat has/will get healing magic
Nice.
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>>121933
Star Wars (original trilogy)
Harry Potter
Breakfast Club
X-men
The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
Goonies
Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Ghostbusters
The A-team
Stand by Me
The Godfather
Guardians of the Galaxy
Friends
Hell, even TMNT


Theres tons of fucking media where the group dynamic plays out very well, even if you don't like all of these (and even I don't like all of the) but there is no way you hate al of these and you have to admit the characters are still well developed and their dynamic is good don't give me this bullshit it works perfectly fine barring the writer isn't completely incompetent and I trust Okk to do a good job
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>>121929
What is the name of this particular expression been seeing it everywhere
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>>121954
just right
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>>121954
Pacha
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>>121954
Its from emperor's new groove
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>>121952
Personally not a fan of introducing a group dynamic in this story. I just want the story to focus of Peter and Gnat. I have no problem with giving some screentime to recurring secondary characters but I oppose them becoming part of the main party.
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>>121961
If this goes on for a while two people might get kinda boring. I have always been a fan of groups of three
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>>121961
How can we possibly call this quest a success without a Comedy Dog expy
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>>121962
it's already kinda boring desu
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>>121964
Not everything needs comedy dog.
Please keep your fetish to yourself.
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>>121975
>Not everything needs comedy dog.
What the fuck did you just say?
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>>121883
First, the gay bathhouse. Then, ADVENTURE.
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>>121975
What the FUCK did you just say?
nah I agree, should be a small cameo in the background if anything at all
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>>121975
I agree comedy dog isnt funny.
Thanks for the meme bait fellas
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April makes a cameo.
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>>121996
ur mom isnt funny
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>>121883
first and foremost, why the fuck are there so many monsters about?

Maybe we should do something about it
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>>122037
>fantasy world with magic
>have encountered two monsters
Wow, what the fuck man, everything is awful.

Anyway, tell Gnat's mother that you just came to let her know that she's doing a placement year, studying across the land, so you won't be able to contact her at the college, not that she ever did that anyway.
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>>122049
But we're not talking smalltime monters here.
The skrzvzt was pretty big and spewing fire. And the maticore was sentient and had a ranged attack.
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>>121883
Fondue dungeon.
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We should let her mom know what's going on, then fish for some embarrassing childhood story we can tease Gnat with later
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>>122051
don't be a pussy, anon. what are you, some kind of faggot? that sun wizard would've killed them in two seconds no problem. are you saying sun wizards are better than you? do you want to suck some sun wizard cocks? is that what you're saying? you homo.
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>>122004
lol wut?
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>>122058
Questy´s dark past.
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>>122057
I just mean we're a thief and a mage. Distractions and vines will only protect us so far.
We need to hire a meatshield.
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>>122066
So, basically a guy that'll die and we'll replace each adventure ?
Sounds actually fun
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>>122070
That sounds kinda messed up desu
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>>122072
Dying, or fleeing, pick your favorite not a fan of dying either actually, just fun in the kenny way, btw I know Okk feels weird after calling him Questy since forever is able to keep it fresh every time anyway.
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>>121931
Agreed. As players, we don't yet know anything about this world, so it's kind of hard to set a destination.
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Even more compromise, how about we buy map and look it over in de fondue section of casino El Dorado?
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>>122252
while Comedy Dog tells us the backstory of its creation
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>>122255
Kamoulox?
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>>122255
I've never seen Comedy Dog but I already hate it with the rage of a thousand suns.
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>>122277
He directed The Big Bang Theory.
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>>122277
I don't either, yet I somehow love the character now
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>>122060
so questy a furry?
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>>121883
Wait when did we learn her name?
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>>122417
they mentioned it in the trial
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>>122425
And when the guard arrested her.
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>>122417
when we plowed her into oblivion last thread
;D
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>>121931
Simple yet likely effective. I like this idea.
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>>122417
We stole it when she wasn't looking, as usual.
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>>121883

Uh oh. It's Gnat's mommy.

Is she going to be mad that her daughter is home when she should be studying?

Or is she going to be one of those "OH! MY DARLING DAUGHTER IS HOME! COME HERE MY BABY. How come you never write your dear mother while you are off at your fancy pants magic school?"
type


ALSO
have 2 pics of CHAD at work on the field.
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>>122754
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>>122754
try reading the thread properly next time, dickass.
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>>121883
the bedroom!
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>>121883
To the Peter Mobile!

It's a wooden tandem bicycle and they drive to a Las Vegas like city. Their first stop is a fast food restaurant where they order some good burgers.
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>>121883
It's gotta be somewhere with a lot of treasure to steal. We're a thief, after all.
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>>121883
Since Gnat need to learn magic, we should go in a city with a realy big library, so we can steal some magic book and hats along the way
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>>122932
i forgot to say to let Peter introduce himself with the Mother the same way he did it with Gnat, and at the end of the introduction tell her that you are stealing her Daughter
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>>122974
I like this, its nice
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>>122415
>>122406
>>122399
>>122304
>>122295
Why were these deleted?
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>>123051
Ask her a better question, how badly does she wanna get away from everything bad going on in her life?
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>>123051
First, one of the two has to dress up as a hot chick , and everybody knows who that person will be...
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>>123051
It's mostly to give us something to do while I recover honestly.
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>>123051
The real reason why Peter wants to go to te casino is because he wants to meet up with an old friend.
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>>123051
No. She doesn't.
>>123053
Rampant homosexuality.
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>>123051
The correct answer is no!
Now lets get going!
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>>123076
This is the only reasonable explination for why you would want to go to a casino.

I still think we should start by buying a world map
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>>123051

You may not trust me, but you should at least believe in me!
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>>123051
You're hands always make me laugh. If they aren't making any specific move like pointing a or shaking a fist their just these shapeless pointy nubs. Not that there's anything wrong with them, I just find it funny.
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>>123090
I second this response
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>>123051
It's not just petty theft, no this is much bigger and better.

We're gonna pull a heist.
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>>123082
Baneposting is never bad.
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>>123051
These:
>>123073
>>123076
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>>123123
But it is Baneable.
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>>123051
need to look for some quest hooks and going to a bar is way too cliche.
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>>123051
We're going there to pick up quests Gnat, it's like a bar but bigger, shinier and won't run out of rooms every fucking night.

Also we can gamble
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>>123051
Too bad, we're already there!
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>>123148
for you
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Hey Okk I hope you don't mind me improving your page
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>>123516
Be the new QM, please
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>>123516
Holy fuck man, my sides
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>>123516
Nah nigga. Hard to get is a best
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>>123529
Hard to get, easy to come?
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>>123516
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>>123166
>>123199

I like these responses.
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Is the thread dead?
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>>125329
Of course not, you idiot. We're waiting for the next update.
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>>125336
Five hours with no posting seems pretty extreme.
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>>125346
It isn't. Is this the only quest you follow in this board or something?
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>>125361
No, but the other quest I'm following at the moment has almost constant posting.
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>>125379

Whats there to discuss? OP's last post was 8 hours ago, and there was plenty of discussion for a while. Now we are just waiting for OP to come back, which probably wont be until tomorrow.
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>>125385
Just seems a little barren with no one doing anything.
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>>125396
Well, we could all shit post if you want us too?
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>>125396
Go jack off to futa league porn. Easy
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>>125379
Well that's not the case for all the threads on this board. This is probably the most popular one on the board.
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>>125396
We could talk about the many, many extremely large hairy hands Gnat has held if you like.
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>>125592
L-lewd!
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>>125599
How many you ask? There's only pair of hands that she hasn't held is ours.
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What a better place to loosen drunk wizards from their staves and tomes than the Fondue Casino?
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>>125683
A wizard bar?
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>>125710
No, but it has a wizard bar inside. Haven't you ever been there?
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>>125725
I don't get out much.
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>>125379
>>125396
Anon, let me tell you something as a Banished Quest reader.

If the OP is away, a dead thread is MUCH better than anons shooting the shit.
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>>126208
Tell me the trials and tribulations of an anon waiting for banish Quest op. I personally plan on never reading the quest so I would love to know.
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>>126236
It's 100% easier than waiting for Afterlife Quest to be revived.
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>>126236
You get used to the banter. The exaggeration of it is a meme at this point. The bad part is the waiting itself, because the writing is addictively good.
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I made some OC
hop u liek
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>>127031
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>>127056
This is my artistic rendition of Gnat, I jope u laik
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>>127201
DELET THIS
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DELET THIS
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>>127201
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>127201
Disgusting.
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>>127201
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE THIS
DELETE
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>>127201
This is BRILLIANT.
Fuck Peter Titsmouse. This is true OTP.
>>127284 >>127286 >>127324 >>127331 >>127361
You want Gnat to be Peter's waifu only becouse you identify with him, as you are as shitty and weak as him. Chad is real man .
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>>127410
Forgot pic.
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>>127416
>Chad is real man
Chad likes playing with balls a little too much, I'm not insinuating anything, but maybe that has to do with why he broke up with Gnat
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>>127430
From now on it's canon that Chad was secretly gay. He only was able to sustain a fake relationship with Gnat because she's a tomboy.
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>>123051

*pat on the back* and give a hearty encouraging laugh.
"GOOD! That skepticism will serve you well."

or something simular

Then explain to her that it is time to celebrate a new chapter in her life. (and ours We have someone new to adventure with.)

Go on to say that furthermore this is the perfect opportunity for her to gain practice in assessing situations, and reading others in a controlled environment. That will serve you well as an adventurer and as a magic user, since the skilled and talented always have people trying to manipulate and take advantage of them

(we are a roguish charming thief, not a wizard, so we are teaching from the perceptive and mindset of one.)
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Can somebody explain to me what this 'Comedy Dog' is? I tried reading through /pokequest/ to see his origin but it seems he just kinda showed up next to the three Bills. Was it an in-joke in the threads that made its way into the story or was it from something earlier in Questy's QM career?
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>>128303
Nobody cared until he put on the comedy
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>>128303
Comedy Dog is a comic relief character, the main goal for him is that he says bad puns whenever possible. Nothing more to it other than him being dead.
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>>127512
I second this.
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Sorry, guys, but I think I need to take a break from Peter Titmouse. I've had a lot of fun the past couple weeks, and I'm proud of my productivity though. Keep an eye on my twitter, and I'll post there about it when this quest comes back.
The archive on my webspace should be up to date. I've also broken it into chapters, and added a page for fan-made stuff. Except for the webms. I still haven't figured out how to embed those yet.
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>>128862
fake
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>>128862
Ok, thanks for the quest. It was fun.
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>>128890
You can't fake the ID and the secure tripcode, m8.
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>>128862
I hope you'll quickly come back ;_;
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>>128862
Can we know why?
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>>128862
What is your twitter again?
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>>128952
brianraddatz
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>>128957
Thanks for all your work so far. Genuinely made /qst/ my favourite board. Seriously great work.

What's the reason for the break? Got a little writer's block?
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>>128957
Thanks for the fun. You completely sold me on quests.
See you when you're ready
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>>129050
he just has to work out how to bring Chad back into it all, and that requires a lot of time
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Why even live anymore?
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>>128862
this was the only thing prolongation my suicide. thanks for the distraction anyway.
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>>129838
remember to be responsible, anon.
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>>129239

someone post this on [r9k] plz.

>>>/r9k/

they already have some sort of "chad" meme about people they hate.
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>>138212
>He doesn't know what a chad is.
What're you, some kind of faggot?
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>>138212
You know, he was called "Chad" exactly because of that meme



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