Let's get cracking! You can catch up with the archive of part 1 here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Jara%20and%20the%20Valley%20of%20SecretsThere's an abridged version here:http://imgur.com/gallery/ncUU6Previously: Due to some questionable decisions and awful rolls, our plucky adventurer is dead, and about 1820 years have passed since her reincarnation in the Demon Realm. She's spent 1800 of those years as an obsidian statue. In that time a religion based on her big ass rose from obscurity to conquer and civilize all of Hell. A few centuries ago it fell to barbarians. Oh well.For the last hundred years or so she's been buried in a trash heap outside of Ass City, the once-capital of all Hell. Now she wakes. From her point of view, she was teleported to this strange place by the wand she used on herself.Oh and there's a snake behind her. Actually it's her tail now. Because of some poor rolls earlier, it's an evil snake tail. Its evil nature does not necessarily mean that it will hinder Jara--but it might betray her, if it sees an opportunity for itself, or the rolls go to shit.A crawler pod trundles by. A figure steps out with an Anomaly Scanner. His keen eyes have spotted movement. The Demons are looking for something here. Jara has no idea what any of this stuff is.Let's roll a d3 to see what the snake-tail does, as it woke up a few minutes before Jara.1: The snake-tail lets out a shrill squeal, alerting the scavenger to Jara's presence.2: The snake-tail waits for the scavenger to pass, then bites him in the leg.3: The snake-tail lifts a nearby rock and throws it as a distraction, giving Jara time to free herself from the dried mud.I'd also like a second roll to find out about the scavenger. A d10 please.1: the scavenger is a mad, cannibalistic demon who recently stole a crawler pod and ate the original owner.2-5: the scavenger works for Mecha-Arzelus, searching for parts of the Human World Portal device. 6-8: the scavenger is simply in it for the money, and he works his way through the trash of Ass City in search of anything that might be worth a buck or two.9-10: the scavenger is a secret Asstolicist--now a forbidden, underground religion--and Jara is their messiah.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>108024Rolling for snek
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>108024Roll for scavenger
>>108036Well, of course it was a 1.
>>108036Nothing's changed, I see>>108042HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH
>>108042A rare stroke of luck for Jara!
>>108058>>108046Well, let's not forget what can happen to Messiahs
>>108063They're usually very naughty
>>108036>>108042Actually not a bad roll combo. Good jog Anons!
>>108024What's the demons goals in invading jaras home plane again, why are they rebuilding the portal?Rape and pillage or something more comical?
>>108024We know that the snek is evil, but what KIND of evil are we talking about? Lawful E, Neutral E, Chaotic E? Or something else entirely?
>>108159Not sure yet, but I think a human Wizard might have insulted Arzelus in the past.>>108186The snake's true nature will be revealed through rolls. He has been imbued with a randomized evil soul, and perhaps his nature is yet to fully settle.
>>108186I hope it is cartoon villain evil.
"It--it's you," says the Scavenger. "The Ass that Straddles the World! And your defilement is intact! There have been many imitators...but none knew of the horror and insult that the barbarians wrought upon your tail. You were lost for centuries! You must come with me, quickly--it's not safe for you here!""NO!" wails the snake tail. "Away! We must run away! Into the trash, into the hills! This one is no friend! No friend!"Jara has just enough time to scramble to her feet. What's next for her? Go with the Scavenger, run into the trash heap to gather her thoughts, or something else?Roll a d10. First roll >= 7 decides.
Also, first to roll a d10 that's >=5 gets to name the Snake Tail, because I'm not writing that forever
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>108236
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>108242Louie
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>108236go with scavenger
>>108258Louie it is.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>108236Join the Scavenger.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>108236Shut the fuck up, LouieRolling to go with scavenger
>>108202Skeletor or Snidely Whiplash?
>>108280Alright. Seems like a pro-scavenger consensus anyhow.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>108236shove louie into ass and go with scavenger
>>108281Hard to say ... I feel it should be whiplash.
>>108281purple tentacle from the day of the tentacle. He want to take over the world
From what I see it seems like Louie wants Jara to die, but in that case wouldn't it also die since it's attached to her?
>>108313He's evil, not smart
>>108294Agreed, we need to get Louie a small Hat+Mustache combo.Also I heard this when I saw the image of the Snake calling (the one at 0:38)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ-HeEhE5nY
>>108316That makes sense then.We should make sure Louie realizes this before he fucks things up too much in later rolls.
The crawler pod tears away from Ass City with Jara on board. As it races through the ruins, it is spotted by the airship above, which belongs to none other than Mecha-Arzelus himself. Crawler pods are common enough in the ruins, but they rarely seem as hurried as this one. Roll a d3. 1: The mecha-Demons send an intercept ship to inspect the crawler pod.2: The mecha-Demons can't spare the men right now, but attempt to disable the pod remotely with a glue cannon.3: The mecha-Demon who should be running the ground scanner is on a break, and his intern is working the scanner in his place. The intern sees nothing out of the ordinary.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>108374Rollin' for glue cannon
>>108385Glue cannon it is.
>>108385Well... you got what you asked for
>>108385>>108392BRACE FOR IMPACT!
>>108385>>108392Right, "glue" cannon. Sure.
>>108423In the Demon Realm, chronic masturbators are doomed to be forever horny and constantly think of the hottest porn, but their semen is replaced with Gorilla Glue.
>>108489sounds like a good job. As long as you don't keep your hand in your dick after the ejaculation.
>>108512>As long as you don't keep your hand in your dick after the ejaculation.>keep your hand in your dickAnon, im not so sure you know how sex works
>>108539Maybe it is a lady dick.
>>108539someday I will know.
>>108561Anon, I know this is a board for outlandish, wild fantasy but you're really testing my suspension of disbelief with that one.
>>108641I...i'll show you! you'll see! (grab inhaler)
The glue cannon strikes the crawler pod, immobilizing it and blocking the main door with a pearly, cement-like substance. "Look girl," says Louie. "Back here--I think we could squeeze out this vent! Leave him, it's his own stupid fault!""He's right," says the Scavenger. "Get out before they come."Well, does Jana listen to Louie and GTFO? Or does she wait around with the Scavenger? She's in a hurry, so roll >= 5 to decide.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>108679Wait!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>108679Escape, run from any danger!
>>108679>>108691So I guess we'll just always do the opposite of what Louie tells us. He's like some kind of inverse guardian angel
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>108691No fool! We need to leave!
>>10870310's never lie! We gotta go!
>>108703well fuck my roll I guess.
with our luck we shouldn't take any risk.
>>108719Your qualifying roll was first, so what do you want to do? Wait with the Scavenger?
>>108733Yep wait, our tail is evil, but we're not.
>>108733Wait so first to roll wins?
>>108691>>108719>>108733We're waiting with the Scavenger. But he's had an idea. Let's see what it is.
>>108752First to make a qualifying roll, yeah. In this case >= 5. It keeps things moving and stops the thread from filling with a thousand rolls and counter-rolls trying to get 10.
Let's have the great debate in the meantime
>>108799Me in the middle.
>>108799Haha holy shit man, holy shit.
>>108799Left side best side
>>108799Do want, Jara is best waifu
>>108799I will have to agree on middle, I like both.
>>108799Left one has an ok ass on its own, with those tits its a winner
reversible pillow, then?
>>108799Left a best.
>>108830Exactly, tits make everything better!Though I have to admit girls with good breasts but no ass don't look nearly as good as girls with a great ass but no tits, and this is coming from a boob guy.
>>108757"I might have an idea," says the Scavenger. "In my profession you accumulate a great many trinkets and doodads...boots from one century, a helmet from another...we might have enough here to make you and your snake friend a passable disguise. We can pass you off as my new apprentice."What disguise do they put together? Let's do a MULTI ROLL MULTI ROLL multi roll...Roll 1: d5, headwear1: a mask of some undecaying flesh2: leaded goggles3: bunny ears4: a reptilian cowl5: a mecha-Demon army helmetRoll 2, d5, torso:1: a jacket of human leather2: a stout apron and toolbelt3: a fur bikini4: a skintight reptile t-shirt5: a mecha-Demon chest ventRoll 3, d5, legs1: assless chaps made of faces2: jean shorts3: a fur g-string, leopard print4: reptile booty shorts and boot combo5: mecha-Demon tentacle legsAnd finally, Roll 4, d5, a disguise for Louie: 1: an extra-large condom and some duct tape2: a prank party snake3: a leopard-print fur tail4: a tiny hat and moustache5: baby doll torso and limbs
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>108907
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>108907
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>108907
Rolled 3, 3, 5, 2 = 13 (4d5)>>108907
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>108919Woops, so used to d10s
Rolled 5 (1d5)Louie boy>>108907
>>108915>>108919sexy demon disquise wooo
>>108924don't be greedy
Let's see, taking the first roll of each d5 roll:4: A reptilian cowl 3: a fur bikini3: a fur g-string, leopard-print5: baby doll torso and limbsI've got to be honest, I couldn't be happer if I'd rigged it myself. Good rolls.However I'll need to leave it there for tonight, bed calls. It's been a great night. Tomorrow we see the disguise and the attempt to talk our way past the mecha-Demon investigation team.
Was our bag of stuff frozen into obsidian with us, or is it long gone? I kinda wanna put our little brass ring on Louie.
>>108953Good night OP, thanks for the quality posts sleep tight and check your ass for snakes.
>>108957It's gone. The shit we got from my 10 roll never even got used
>>108957>>108953this. i forgot to ask before
>>108957This, we NEED that ring!
>>108953G'night OP. Hopefully we'll have a working prototype of the daki soon. >>108960Lol
>>108953Sweet dreams, OP
>>108957Long gone I'm afraid. Or maybe our Scavenger found it. Tell you what, let's roll to see if the Scavenger ever found a small brass ring. d5.1: "Are you kidding me? What makes you think I'd have a specific ring? We have business at hand."2-3: "No, but if it's rings you want I might have a few in the drawer that I've never had identified...take that copper one, it might be worth something."4: "for you, Messiah...take my ring of undead detection, it's done good by me since I was a lad."5: "Oh, you mean this one? I wondered why I could never throw it away."
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>108997
>>109005>>108969>>108970>>108973The dice have spoken.
Good thread so far op
I cant believe i missed this whole session. Curse this California living.
Why must jara suffer so much?First the loss of her titties, then she died, then she got reincarnated as a demon, then she got frozen in obsidian for 1600 years. Then she lost her probably magic ring. Good god.
>>109301Don't forget the death f her brother, her years as a demon who ate shit, her evil snake tail, and the fact that she's on the run from Devil Nazi's
>>109301>>109323Bad rolls, simple as that.However I will grant that none of this would have happened if the retarded posters at the start of the quest had just shut up (seriously though at the start of every quest on this board it seams like the first couple of posters came strait from /b/)
>>109357Yeah especially since they only posted that one thing and then left.
>>109410Get comfy with your Jara body pillow because now we wait till OP returns
>>109357>>109406Uh which poster was that?Also yeah... tons of guys saying shit like FUTA etc. Now i'll be honest I didn't mind the breast expansion at the start.That's my fetish
>>109448As long as there's no FUTA its gonna be a good story.
>>109448>>109456Which is worse, FUTA or FUPA?
>>109837What the fuck is FUPA?Also FUTA is just going too fetishy. Atleast big breasts can be enjoyed by most.But i still like chicks with dicks
I will learn how to roll... one day.
>>110544check the sticky.
>>110544Use the test thread to practice your rolling skills: >>74628
>>108997Out of curiosity, what was the ring? Seeing as it doesn't matter now
>>110754Just a small brass ring that we never got to identify. Jara found it among her belongings, which she was collecting to prepare for a journey through the demon realm, along with a magic scroll, which she also never got to use. The scroll was "A scroll of Dactyl Eye View, allowing her a peek of the layout of the entire realm." But the first person to reply with a roll higher than 5 decided not to "use the scroll just yet." Though, I don't blame them- they couldn't have predicted that 5 minutes into her trek, Jara would be turned into stone for about 1,800 years. :^)
Oh nah, I was just asking what the ring would have been had we identified it, out of curiosity. I have been in the threadsI'm the dude that got her brother turned into a boob embiggening ghost
>>110969It would have required an identification roll to decide its curse status, but it was a ring of Charm Lower Creature. If cursed, it would have bonded to her finger and caused lower creatures to find her unbearably attractive. If uncursed, she might have used the Goreiphant as a mount.
>>111158Wow... we should've used that ringJk the story is great no matter which way it goes
>>111158Oh god I knew I should have said to go get the ring instead of dive for the staff...
>>111218It's cool, after 1500 years we can assume the Goreiphant is dead, so hey, thanks to that we won that battle.
>>111231Alright! Jara actually succeeded at something!Seriously we have the worst fucking luck, poor girl gets the ass end of everything lol
>>111158Memorandum: Use items as soon as we get them.
>>109323Also, let's not leave out turned into a fungal penis tower, thrown into a volcano, and (possibly?) resurrected by molemen as some kind of soulless deformed zombie slave.
>>111240Second, seeing as we tend to lose shit within a few moments of obtaining it anyway. Besides, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? ;^)
>>108997Ya know I just realized that we never gave the 'Scavenger' a name. How do you guys fell about "Leandros"?
>>111269We should totally call him Truffles
>>111269I'm sure he has his own name.
>>111299>>111287>>111269OP here, phoneposting. Roll a d10 for me, >= 7 names the Scavenger.
>>111250We'll visit Jara's human body this evening to see how it fares with the Star-Nosed Mole People.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>111309Come on Leandros!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>111309Dicks McFartwad
>>111231>>111238Somebody roll a d20. The result * 100 will be the lifespan of an average Goreiphant. Add 200 to get the lifespan of a Vengeful Armored Goreiphant. If there's a chance he could still be alive in this era, I will draw a one-shot recap of his life since we last saw him.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>111321come on gorey mount
>>111322We did it!
>>111322700 years. The Goreiphant is dust. But this is the Demon Realm, and we know life and death are not absolutes here. So we'll see!
>>111345"Well if you didn't like it you just had to say so, geez"
>>111329Do you know when your going to post again? Looking forward to continuing this quest!
>>111384I can't be 100% sure but check back sometime around 22:00 UTC. Week nights are a bit harder for me than weekends.
This just in: follow @qm_guy on Twitter to get info on when the quest will run or otherwise discuss quest meta stuff.
While we're waiting, what other quests on this board do you anons like? Besides this one and princess quest it seems to me like most quests are kinda stale
>>111910I'm following like 20 quests, but the ones I was interested the most were the legend of peter titmouse, save the quest (ended), new maid simulator, greentext quest, the digimon world mystery adventure (waiting for new thread) and the priestress quest.
>>111930save the princess i meant, not save the quest
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>111910There was one called On the Edge that only had one thread so far, the art was cool. Also a couple MSPA-style quests like Normal Quest and Knight Quest
>>111947Accidentally left the dice in the options field and I get a damn 10, what a waste
>>111910This one >>92797 is pretty fun, and this one >>79052 is cute. I also enjoyed >>75552 and >>84010.
>>111947Welp, there go the 10's for today, we're going to die
>>111930>>111947>>111953Thanks for the suggestions anons, I'll check em out. Save the princess is what I meant with princess quest, I forgot the name
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>111984You need to write it in the options field anontry "dice+1d10" to roll
>>111963>>111953>>111937>mfw people enjoys my quest
>>112008Are you the "save the princess" guy? You're a great qm anon you need to keep doing this. You especially did well with continuing the story even after all the futa and other fetish suggestions.
>>112008The Save the Princess quest brought me to /qst/
>>112008So that's why your OC artstyle seemed familiar.The suggestions were pretty wild, but you handled them like a champ.
>>112008You already knew you were awesome
"This is going to work for sure," says Leandros. "We'll say you just get overheated easily while working in the ruins with me. And that's your baby. Simple as that.""All we need to do is wait."
MEANWHILE, back in the Human World, actually a couple of hundred years earlier but that doesn't matter...(Gimme 10 mins then it's roll city)
>>112472>dat baby louie10/10
>>112472We need a Patcha edit of this
>>112472JUST IN TIMEyeeeeI'm ready and finally caught up, OP you're a champ at rolling with the abysmal luck we've had btw, the cycle of death and rebirth makes this whole thing a lot more interesting
>>112491leave the memes to me
>>112530You, Sir, are a Scholar and a Gentleman.
>>112530thanks broom-broi posted this in your thread, but Jara's story starts in a very similar position to where your story ends, which is kind of cool. I can massage them into one story in my head.
>>112472Dat Louie.>>112530Dat Leandros.
>>112571How much you guys want to bet he's plotting his revenge for this injustice done upon him?
>>112580Nah, he's clearly hyper tsundere and just wants attention from jara, this might be his chance to get it.
It's time to decide the fate of Jara's physical form. As we know, the Star-Nosed Moles have her now, and the moles will use slaves of any species in their gemstone mines. Their control collars give them absolute power over their thralls, overriding all brain function. To maintain their slaves, they collect fresh bodies from their caves or the world above and use the parts. They decide to use Jara's comatose body as the basis of a new slave; the tiny spark of fungus-sustained life left in the body will help the grafts to heal quickly.In stock they have a recently dead Star-Nosed Molewoman, the body of a deadly Cave Croctopus that once threatened their mines, and the still-warm body of a village girl stolen from her grave.What parts do they use? I need four rolls!Missing Eye (roll a d4):1: How many eyes does she really need? Just sew the hole shut.2: The eye of a Star-Nosed Mole corpse.3: The eye of a Cave Croctopus.4: The eye of a fresh village girl corpse; it's a good match.Missing Scalp and Facial tissue (roll a d4):1: Just sew the gaps together and let's hit the bar.2: Patches of Star-Nosed Moleskin.3: Cave Croctopus skin and minor tentacles.4: Blonde village girl scalp and facial tissue (lightly-freckled).What's going on with her chest? (roll a d4):1: Just leave it...our medicine can't fix this!2: I think we have a couple of Star-Nosed Mole teats laying around...3: Let's graft a couple of Cave Croctopus tentacles on there.4: The village girl was very well endowed...no point wasting the flesh.Looks like her right arm has been cooked to the bone (roll a d4):1: Amputate. She only needs one arm to use a pick.2: It's not a perfect match, but a Star-Nosed Mole Arm will help her dig.3: Come on, let's give her a Croctopus tentacle! Those are badass!4: A human will be more productive with a human arm. This village girl is a good match.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>112588
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>112588oh no
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>112588
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>112592Good start.
>>112592and of course the we got a 1 on the first roll>>112593Hey! something good for a change!
>>112592Well now she can wear a cool eye-patch!
>>112595>>112600I hope you guys like croctopuses
>>112592>>112593>>112595>>112597So: she'll have one eye, the scalp and facial tissue of the village girl, Croctopus tentacles on her chest, and a Croctopus tentacle arm.Let's see how that turns out.Can I get a roll--a d3 please--to see if her control collar has any bugs...1: No, the control collar is perfect. She'll be a perfect zombie slave until such time as the collar is removed.2: The control collar refuses to take--some kind of fungus is interfering with it. Oh well--just dump her somewhere. 3: The control collar bugs out and zombie-Jara goes on a rampage
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>112617
>>112617what is the best option here?
>>112621HELL YEAH we're free
>>112621fuck yes! zombie jara is back in the game!after A LONG ASS TIME
>>112623I think 2 is the best since we can't rely on the moles for mantaining our body (the sick fucks would just replace damaged body parts for tentacles) and with 3 there could be a risk of getting hurt.
>>112621Very interesting! Well, the Star-Nosed Moles have an underground network that can reach many parts of the Valley of Secrets. So where do they dump her slumbering half-Croctopus zombie body? You can choose from: The Forbidden CityThe Pit of WondersThe Troll Eerie (now gentrified)The Wizard's Mushroom TowerThe Wizard's Freak CircusThe Wizard's Harem VillageBirdsong Bluffs, a peaceful villageThe Hall of BonesThe Road of TearsThe Revenant Zone, a series of abandoned villages avoided by womenFirst roll >= 7 decides.
>>112621I feel quite proud of this roll lets see how long it take untill everything go's to shit again
>>112649>The Road of Tears
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>112649The Hall of Bones
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>112649The Pit of Wonders sounds okay
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>112649>The Revenant Zone, a series of abandoned villages avoided by womenI want to see how this goes
Rolled 7 (1d7)>>112649Freak circus, freak circus! i love the circus!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>112649>The Wizards Mushroom TowerWe gonna get control of our true form
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>112656forgot to roll
>>112673>>112656Or is it this guy who forgot to roll and got a 10...
>>112668Freak Circus wins the roll!Don't worry, I'm sure those other places will be visited at one time or another. Alright--let's see how this plays out.
>>112682Well, i guess i was too late... A shame though.
>>112677>>112682First roll at 7 or greater is the chosen path, regardless of latter rolls, so we are going to the Freak Circus.
>>112690>>112694Yeah the dice haven't steered us wrong yet. Plus, come on. Freak Circus.
>>112690c'mon! she's going to be a great star! Octolady
>>112698the dice haven't steered us particularly right either
>>112711Wait, If the dice aren't driving, and were back here, who's driving the car!
>>112698>haven't steered us wrong>got us thrown into a volcano and turned into both a demon and a statue.
>>112716What I want to know is, where's the caveman?
>>112716WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN
>>112719We are not having horrible luck in this thread.The dice will fuck us up at some point though.
>>112728>>112729Fucking bastards beat me to it
Zombie-Jara is abandoned by the road leading to the Freak Circus. It's not long before a traveler heading in that direction spots her. Tell me about the traveler. Roll a d7.1: He's a flesh-merchant, and he seeks girls to sell to his awful clientèle...being a zombie just means he won't need to drug her!2: He travels the Valley of Secrets looking for freaks for the wizard's Freak Circus. This is like the heavens themselves just sent him a freak. Freak girls are worth so much more. 3: He's a simple innkeeper, on his way to the circus to deliver a few barrels of beer. We'll roll afterwards to see what he does.4: It's a woman who grew up near the base of the Wizard's Mushroom Tower, and she vaguely recognizes Jara and chooses to look after her.5: It's a sorcerer who would like nothing more than to understand the secrets of the Wizard's Mushroom Tower. He spies a few pale caps growing from a rent in Jara's scalp. 6: It's the Ringmaster himself. We'll roll again to see how he reacts to Jara.7: It's a fraternity of good-natured assassins just out for a jolly trip to the circus. We'll roll again to see if they help Jara.
Rolled 2 (1d7)>>112840Please dice gods
>>112846The Freakcatcher! Okay!
>>112846Freak circus is our destiny!
>>112846God damnit Anon, She could've been taken care of by a nice old womyn.
>>112840How much free will do we have right now?
>>112869Seems we're just above brain-dead vegetable.
Rolled 7 (1d7)>>112840Rolling
>>112867Becoming a main atraction at the circus may not be bad. A lot of people will see Jara and maybe among those is someone who wants to help her.That said, yes, I fucked up.
>>112886and we unlocked the zombie Crocto-girl rare skin by the way.
>>112571I just remembered what this reminded me of
>>112869I'm going to address the notion of free will now.
The Freakcatcher wastes no time. He leaps at Jara with his freak net! But what's this? Jara herself is a soulless zombie, but her Croctopus tentacles seem to detect the threat, and stir...Hmm...aren't Croctopus nervous systems distributed around their tentacles? They say a disembodied tentacle has a limited ability to think for itself!Time to roll! Gimme a d3!1: The tentacles flail uselessly but without coordination, as the Freakcatcher has sprung from Jara's blind side.2: The tentacles swipe the net aside and strangle the Freakcatcher, then slowly dismember him. The Freaks in the Freak Wagon freak out and run.3: The tentacles swipe the net aside and knock the Freakcatcher out, then they pull Jara over to the Freak Wagon where they investigate the piteous whining from within.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>112965
>>112966Of fucking course.
>>112966GOD DAMN IT
>>112966stardom, here we go!
It's kind of amazing how shit we are.
>>112966Hahahahaaha oh godJara is caught, tied, and bundled with the rest of the Freaks in the Freak Wagon. The Freakcatcher will make a fine profit today.(I'm going to return in 30 mins or so for one last scene with zombie-Jara before bed.)
>>112984Are we allowed to roast the freak-catcher on his bigass forehead?
>>113004we are acting by very primal impulses now. Cephalopod level impulses
Do we know why the Valley of Secrets is called that? Sounds like something we should know
>>112984Zombie-Jara is not alone in the rear of the Freakcatcher's wagon. She's been tied with a Silent Giant, a heavily pregnant Peckwife, and a Half-Demon Boy. Her tentacles are naturally inquisitive, and love nothing more than picking locks and untying knots. So! Roll a d10. If it's >= 4, she unties the Silent Giant's bonds. I imagine that will cause a bit of a ruckus.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>113367
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>113367Rolls
>>113380Why do I even bother
>>113380>>113381of fucking course!
>>113380>>113381>>112982Well just "kind of" falls short of it.
>>113380>>113381I've got to admit this is statistically improbable. The fates seem to demand that zombie-Jara ends up at the Circus.
>>113380>>113381This is actually kind of impressive.
>>113402I blame algorithms!
>>113406Can you imagine where Jara would be if rolls were roll low instead
>>113420Jara would be a Goddess by now
>>113380>>113381What is this meme magic?
>>113420She would be queen of the universe by now.
OP please, invert the option list.
>>113380Come on dude...
Clearly, the dice gods wants maximum suffering for everything Jara related
>>113441Bet you if he does that we start getting 10s like crazy.
>>113402We halfway untie the giant and it causes half a ruckus, causing the peckwife to go into labor.
>>113446Maybe the freak parade isn't that bad. At least we have food and roof.
>>113477We are literally a zombie, I don't think w need food.
>>113534She's a zombie in a "no soul"sense, the body is still working. Like someone in a vegetative state.
The Freakcatcher drops off his cargo with the Ringmaster and leaves a much wealthier man.The Ringmaster directs the four to their new living quarters, a row of squalid cells behind the latrines.You have one chance to redeem yourselves here. As Jara passes the Ringmaster, the tentacles reach towards the jangling of keys.Roll a d10! If it's <= 5 (that's LESS THAN), the tentacle scoops up the keyring without the Ringmaster noticing.(That's me signing off for the night...hopefully it's just darkest before the dawn guys...I know we'll be able to turn this around...again follow @qm_guy for times)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>113696Goodnight
>>113713>>113727>>113729I'm only worried that by doing this, we will insult the dice and earn their wrath
>>113696Does anyone see the signs to the left?
>>113713We have fooled the system!
>>113744Dubs speak the truth
I find it darkly funny that this quest ended up having more suffering than melancholic quest
>>114250And we still haven't hit rock bottom. Imagine Jara's sadness when / if she finds that her brother lived a miserable life due her and is currently an undead creature, all while her mortal body was defiled and turned a souless freak. And with the luck we have with our rolls, odds are that the ass worshipper with her will die a horrible death helping her in the way.
>>114532Or the years she spent living as a shit eating demon, only to suddenly recover her human memoriesall because she wanted slightly smaller tits...
>>113739It's the original wizard & the staff that turned her into an obsidian ass altar.
>>114250I find myself wanting to shout whenever we get a really good or bad roll. I'm starting to really care about Jara.
>>115168I wonder how the staff got into hell in the first place?
>>115932iirc the wizard was following Jara in the troll eerie when she awoke Arzelus. He was probably sent to the demon realm too. At some point, in those 20 years in which Jara didn't recall her past life he died/lost his staff
>>115968We never did find out who was following her up that ladder
>>116043yeah, I was wrong. the wizard following us was only an option that never happened. But the idea of the wizard returning to the tower and meeting Arzelus isn't far fetched.
>>114570This quest sends a clear message of body positivity. Girls, diets and plastic surgery can be worse than playing with dice!
>>115968>>116043>>116100I'm going to say it was probably the Wizard; Gert and the Wizard were partners scamming adventurer girls out of their gold. But it was never officially rolled into canon. I declare it canon!
>>116100As for how the staff ended up in the Demon Realm, that has yet to be seen. At some point I'd like to clarify how the Wizard's story is intertwined with everything else, but I feel that's better left until Jara meets him (if she ever meets him) again.
>>116399OP I l-love u
>>108024Oh shit someone used my buncha queers post. Fucking Noice
>>117183I wanted the recap to provide a fair and balanced summary of the thread
>>117199Aye, ya made my boob embiggening theory canon too though so we got some justice for the anti queers.Great quest so far though OP, and by that I mean fucking terrible for her
>>112668Man! I just realised I never rolled a d10 but a d7! Welp, it was even less probable to roll >=7 that way.
>>117270I noticed that today, that says to me that it was meant to be. The dice demanded the Freak Circus.
>>117275>>117275Maybe the freak circus will bring us much needed luck
>>117285or the dice are plotting something really twisted against us
>>117311Sinister die... who would have thought?
"Jara and the valley of secrets" has achieved epic status in the thread archive. Congratulations OP!
>>117679Th...there's something in my eye...Okay--I can't QM tonight but I just had time for a little interstitial drawing. Four scenes from around the Many Planes...
>>117906You deserve it OP
>>117906...the robotic head is the dumb one, right? Or am I mistaken?
>>118070Yes. His arm is also robotic now, seems he either got fucked up and had to replace some parts or just became mecha for the hell of it.
>>117906Who's the demon kid top left?
>>118099The one from the freak circus here >>113696
>>118099He also got caught by the freak catcher and was sent to the circus with us, I believe.
>>118089or maybe he just got fed up with how dumb zel was and cybernetically enhanced/replaced him with robotic components
>>118089>>118113I assumed it was because the other head usually defied him, and gaining total control over it signified his evil dominion over hell
It didn't come out very well, but the sign says 'Gotnoh Tata's home for Flat Girls'
>>118503They gonna need a new sign.
>>117183I like how he went with my 'Asstolisism' post and made it a thing.
>>118089>>118113As the mecha robot army is closing in on demon Jara? I guess they're both kind of demonic now...but you know what I mean.
>>120899Well its not the ENTIRE army after Jara, just a single patrol heading to hand out a speeding ticket.
(this is OP)Oh shit what's this? A mecha-Demon patrol is assembling in the bowels of Mecha-Arzelus's airship.They have a few things to check out, including a crawler pod that was behaving suspiciously earlier.Tell me about the patrol members:Roll a d3 to decide the first crewmember.1: Dravis, the easily-agitated arachnid butcher with spinnarets full of poly-metal web2: Hoggis, the pig-faced pervert with wandering hands3: Nu-Zel, a soft-headed demon that mostly just misses his brotherRoll a d3 to decide the second crewmember.1: Needle-Eye, the sniper that shot the Pope of Cheeks2: Thud-Thud, an almost all-mechanical brute3: Yessir, an archer still getting used to his enhancementsRoll a d3 to decide the sub-sentient heavy hitter.1: A mechanised, undead, very ancient, fairly pissed-off Armored Goreiphant2: Blast Slug, a cannon-wielding gastropod with an insatiable hunger3: Scrizzard, a 15-foot chameleon with a mile-long tongue-whipRoll a d3 to decide the patrol leader.1: Cruddem, Lord of Dung-Bugs2: Hisser, Lord of Snakes3: Rolnedas, Lord of Scavengers, and Leandros's estranged sonRoll a d3 to tell me about their Interceptor vehicle. 1: It's a top-of-the-line Airslasher 9000, and it could theoretically reach orbital speed from a standing start2: It's a Floatgas Dropship, a reliable way to move heavy things for short distances, though loaded with volatile Floatgas3: They could only spare a rusted-out Patrol Platform, basically an open-air metal plate on glider wings with a winch cable linking it back to the AirshipFinally, roll a d3 to tell me about their general disposition.1: They need to prove themselves to Mecha-Arzelus. He might be watching, and brutality is all he respects.2: The hunt for the Human World Portal is the most important thing. They'd prefer prisoners for questioning.3: Demons need to think about themselves sometimes, and might be open to a bribe. So to recap, the first 6 d3 rolls after this post will set the scene for tonight's encounter.Please just roll once (dice+1d3), and once per player (unless 6 unique players don't roll before this evening...)
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>122420
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>122420I'll take the first roll then.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>122420Here we go Baby!
>>122430Well fuck we're meeting our old friend again I guess.
>>122428>>122429>>122430This is shaping up well.
>>122428>11 seconds>>122432It might not be the same one since it's supposed to be dead, but it could be related.Fucking Goreiphants, man.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>122420Please be good
Oh shit someone roll another 3 and we're fucking golden.
Where did all of this luck come from?
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>122420
To summarise then:Nu-Zel, Yessir, a highly-modded Goreiphant of some deep and dark origin, Rolnedas, a shitty patrol platform, and they are out for blood!Well done!
Nice, so it's going to be a fanatical leader with a incompetent crew and a shitty vehicle.
>>122490So they are the Red team to our Blue team.They get the jokes, and we get the plot.
Are we mentally capable enough to fight?
We'll start with a free decision later once the patrol arrives and just before they cuts through the door. So have a think. Rolnedas and his father are not on good terms to say the least. It's going to be a tough chat if they come face to face. Nu-Zel and Yessir are, as you say, basically incompetents, but should not be underestimated.The ancient undead Armored Goreiphant is a total wildcard. I might decide its history first. The patrol platform is fairly rudimentary and the winch cable could end up as one way Jara might get to the airship, if that's something she even remotely wants to do (their original intention was to return to the secret Asstolicists). Also there's no telling what kind of shit Baby Louie might pull.
>>122500If we want yo think in terms of relative power class, Nu-Zel and Yessir are C-class, Rolendas is A-class, similar to his father. Demon-Jara--not having had the benefit of years of adventuring--is something like an E-class, but I'm sure she's quick enough on her feet to make a decisive offensive move if the dice are in her favor. I don't think that she'll be able to punch her way out of this one, but there are other kinds of attack.
>>122519For reference, what class was human jara?
>>122537DD, but she's only been lightly adventuring for a while and there's no telling what her potential might be.
Rough power class guide:F: everyday villagerE: villager who works a tough physical jobD: new low-level adventurer, skeleton guardsDD: low-level adventurer on the cusp of improvementC: experienced adventurer, lower mecha-Demon.B: decent martial artist, successful sellsword. A: can shatter bones with a punch, leap ten feetAA: legendary, peak physical prowess for a non-magical human beingS: can put a hole in steel plate with a punch, leap thirty feet, usually augmented by some magical powerBut it's only a relative measure and it's only when it serves the story...
>>122548>Jara was DD classKek
>>122634Oh fug :DD
>>122667Do you eben? :DDDD
>>122571Is there an SS class?
>>122507I love this. This has so many opportunities for good storytelling, I hope we stick with these characters and get to know them.
>>122507Clearly we show Nu-Zel our butt. He never got to see it back in the tower,
>>123103He seemed more interested in our titties though, maybe he's a Boobs man?
>>123133He asked about our butt though.It would be rude not to.
>>123138But what if he recognizes us? Actually scratch that, its been 1800 years since he last saw us, and that was when we were in human form, I doubt he rememberers the incident.
>>123310I'd be careful, the dice controls all in these lands.
>>123338Knowing our luck he's been harbouring a grudge all this time
>>123403We are the Ass that Sat Across All Hell.
>>122507This is easily the most hyped I've been for this quest so far. This was if not the perfect outcome(would have been nice to not have them desperate to kill us) it's definitely the first time I thought "this can actually work out to where we aren't royally screwed". Keep up the good work OP and everybody else... let the good dice roll.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>123702ASS-LLELUJAH!
>>123702Ass-llelujah! Praise the ass!
"There's something on the External Anomaly Scanner," says Leandros. "Something very powerful...it's coming in fast!""I told you we aughta get outta here!" says Louie. "Leave this dope!"Jara quietly finishes her meal, the best thing she's eaten in her entire incarnation.
>>123702Glory! Glory! Ass-llelujah!
The Interceptor team touch down.(And with that, I gotta run for an hour or so to eat dinner! When I get back, we roleplay and roll)
>>123755Have a nice meal OP
>>123755wait. that fucker Arus get rid of his brother? what an asshole>dat teddy bear head
>>123755Gotta say, OP, I've been loving all of your designs throughout all of this quest!
So... What now?
>>124206I'm back now, preparing next image
Hello, OP, we missed you.
OP, sorry for the dumb question, but you said we would have a long session on saturday, is that now or after bed?
>>124322After bed, this is Friday night for me.We'll see how long this runs tonight and then I'll set a time for tomorrow.
Rolnedas decides to hang back and let his men do their jobs, under his careful direction. "Alright lads, who's going to crack the shell?"Roll a d2 to see who approaches the crawler pod first.1: Rolnedas decides to send in the Goreiphant, he looks eager enough today. He should have no trouble burning the glue off with his rocket nozzle, or just punching through one of the windows.2: Rolnedas decides to send Nu-Zel to cut the door open with that can-opener of his.Either way, Yessir will hang back to skewer anyone who tries to run.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>124431
>>124437>>124438Every fucking time.
>>124437>>124438The Goreiphant lets out a low rumble of agreement. Roll a d3 to see what it does. 1: The Goreiphant charges, and attempts to punch its way through the front of the crawler pod.2: The Goreiphant turns its rocket nozzle on the whole mess, heating the glue to melting point, possibly roasting anyone inside.3: The Goreiphant carefully cuts a hole in one of the windows with its serrated trunk.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>124470
Rolled 3 (1d3)Ok
>>124477Alright, let's see how that goes.
>>124431hey! I recognize that bulge, Goreiphant
>>124431Heh, now that I notice Rolnedas is already sending the Goreiphant here, like he knew we would roll a 1 because that's what we do.
>>124502Holy shit its the wizard staff! I wondered what happened to it.
>>124537well when we used the staff on ourselves we whatever that thing was called was charging us and we did have the end pointing towards whatever was charging us so if I had to guess... I'd say once we turned ourselves to stone we had enough mass and the thing had enough force behind it's charge to skewer itself on the staff.
>>124537probably it got stuck in the goreiphant when he rammed to us 1800 years ago.
The Goreiphant grinds its trunk against the window, slowly working its way through the glass. Jara recognizes the Goreiphant. Oh boy...it's the same one from earlier! (Earlier today? How'd it get so big?) Oh well...it's the same one!It's time for our first recognition check! Let's see if the disguise has done us any good. Roll a d10. 1, 2 or 3: The Goreiphant recognizes Jara. It flies into a berserker rage. We'll roll again to see what exactly it does.4, 5 or 6: The Goreiphant does not recognize Jara, but her proximity to the Wizard's Staff embedded in its chest causes it to react, as she was its last user. We'll roll to see how the reaction turns out. 7-10: The Goreiphant does not recognize Jara at all, and finishes the job of grinding through the window. Either way there will be an inventory of the crawler pod and a free turn after this.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>Here goes.
>>122420so much lore potentialOP DO US PROUDWe oughta roll to befriend them or something. This is pretty much the most awesome possible outcome save for their disposition and It'd be such a waste to not allow for some real-nigga C H A R A C T E R I Z A T I O N to occur.>>124615>>124616i'm okay with this
>>124616OH MAN THE RANDOM BUTTONWE GOT A STEW COOKING NOW
>>124645inb4 everyone in the vicinity is turned to stone again for another, like, 2000 yearsthat wouldnt be so bad desu, that'd be a reason for all these peeps to become a badass fellowshipdice plz
>>124665i think i fucked up my spoiler tag. badass fellowship dice plz
I hope I didn't get us frozen.
Just finished reading the quest up to this point and I have to give kudos to OP. Great quest my man.
"That thing in its chest!" says Leandros. "I'll bet that's what my Anomaly Scanner has been picking up. It seems to have activated somehow. We should probably stand well back.""Forget him," says Louie. "Look, the glass is almost broken! Kick it through and try and yank that thing out! If it's powerful, we want it, right?!"Run to the rear of the crawler pod and wait to see what happens, or try to break the glass and claim the staff--or do something else? What do you do? First to roll >= 7 decides.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>124709claim that staff! it's rightfully ouyrs!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>124709Claim the staff.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>124709seeing our past history with that thing we should duck down in the back before we get frozen for another 2000 years
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>124709Get the Staff!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>124709Run to the rear!
>>124716Oh shit. The dice have spoken. Let's see how this goes.
>>124716well shit son, looks like we're grab that bitch
>>124716We better gain complete control of that staff.
"dice+1d10"Pull out the staff and use it on yourself again.
>>124716welp, we gettin frozenlets hope we take everybody else with us this timegiant block of ice style
now we're going to run nothing but 1s
>>124717we only have to be sure we don't aim that thing to us again.
Did we just take Louie advice.Are we going to try to get the staff from a monster it has been stuck on for >1800 years while it is reacting in a weird way AND pointing at us.See you guys in a few millenia.
>>124736it's pointing right at us... and now we're going to grab it while it's about to go off
>>124731put it in the options field of the comment box, also don't put in the quotation marks
>>124744honestly, this is more just classic Jara than anything else. recklessly abusing mystical items and not worrying about the consequences is at the core of her very being.but yeah we fucked
>>124716so much for doing whatever the opposite of Louie says is, still I'm hopeful
New plan: Follow Louie. He wouldn't want us killed, and honestly who wouldn't follow an ass snake?
>>124756I never agreed to doing the opposite of what Louie says.Plus, now we can turn him into stone and carve him into a regular tail.
>>124756at least if we get frozen we'll still have our zombie circus bod.we might need to go into fast-forward should that occur, though.
>>124765Oh, I just meant it was a trend since his appearance, you're free to do as you please so long as the rolls and OP allow it.
Guys, the next few things happen in slo-mo, all within a second or two. Stay tuned.A lifetime of pent-up rage at her awful luck EXPLODES through Jara's fist and the window erupts outwards, showering the surrounding area in glass.
don't see why louie is trying to fuck us over since everything that happens to us happens to him.
>>124791"he's evil, not smart"--OP>>124787h y p e
>>124787calling it nowwe get shot by the archer then frozen in pain for 1000 more years
>>12478710 get theme song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
>>124791If you were permanently grafted to someone's ass would you not crave the peace of oblivion?
>>124791He wasn't trying to fuck with us this time, he's just dumb enough to not care about the risk.
>>124826just like us>>124825we are talking about Jara's ass, you infidel!
>>124825but we have a nice ass that is literally worshipped ass divine. We use to have people line up to gaze upon our ass. Some would say being in Louie's place would be a blessing.
>worshiped ass divine.I c what u did there.
>>124840>>124841Obviously Louie is the profane counterpoint to ass worship, which would be, a foot fetishist maybe?
...Jara LEAPS while the Goreiphant reels into the air, gripped by some awful magical force...
>>124852probably a boob snake
...Yessir REACTS to the sudden flurry of movement, and lets fly an ARROW...
>>124903he was getting used to his enhancements, wasn't he?
the suspense is killing mei hope our 10 magic will be enough
>>124948Its gotta be enough, its a 10
>>124954there might be another roll though
So Nu-Zel is the other half of the demon who took our soul near the beginning? And Arzelus replaced him with a new mechanized body-half?
...Jara SPRINGS towards the rapidly transforming Goreiphant as the arrow ZIPS toward them...And now I NEED TWO EMERGENCY ROLLSRoll 1, d3: 1: Jara's grasp slips through the staff like it isn't quite there, and she comes away empty handed2: Jara grabs the staff, but she can't pull it free3: Jara pulls the staff free in a single motionRoll 2, d8, because Yessir's aim isn't great: 1: The arrow strikes Jara in the chest.2: The arrow strikes Jara in the leg. 3: The arrow strikes Jara in her outstretched arm.4: The arrow strikes Louie. 5: The arrow strikes the staff.6: The arrow strikes the Goreiphant. 7: The arrow strikes the Goreiphant, but is deflected towards Leandros8: The arrow strikes the Goreiphant, but is deflected towards Yessir
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>124963Arus did. Arus = bad demon half, zel = not so bad demon half.
Rolled 8 (1d8)Okay, let's go.
Oh thank god, I didn't kill Jara!
>>124983>>124985Let's see how the last quarter-second plays out!
>>124999we haven't even gotten to have dad-son reunion or remeet Zeli hope this works out
>>124975>>124983I saw the 1 and then I read the first option of the second list. I almost had a heart attack...
>>125021we consistently have the worst luck possible except when it comes to life or death situations, I've noticed. We're pretty good at not dying, but we suck at everything else.
>>125051Perhaps the Dice Gods have something special in mind for poor Jara?
I think we might be the luckiest person ever, because despite all we've been through, we've escaped with little a scratch.
>>125068I'm just waiting for Louie to straight up bite our ass.
>>125067>Dice Gods>not the only and true Ass of peaceHeretic please.
>>124983Ohhh OK, got it, thanks. -_->>125051>>125068I mean, we did have our soul wrenched from our body, then our old body riddled with fungus that grew into a tower before being ripped from said tower and thrown into a pit of lava, later to be turned into a sort of soulless Frankenstein's Monster of a thing. Our soul was reincarnated, retaining "some semblance" of our human form, before we accidentally turned ourselves into a statue for 1,800 years. Our statue tail was defiled and vandalized, carved into a snake by barbarians. So, yeah, I mean, we kinda got more than a scratch, honestly. :^)
>>125115>Jaras ass size is proportionate with her bad luck. Thus the ass god gave us all these bad rolls.What an asshole.
>>125115that's a really great butt, princess-anon>>125119BUT WE'RE STILL STANDINGand we only actually died once, and even then that wasn't really death, just a body/soul separation that sort of kick-started the plot.
The suspense is killing me...
Well guys, I was hoping you would touch the staff.
The mystical energies of the staff have begun an irreversible transformation of the Goreiphant. But for just a second, they did something to Jara as well. It seems her connection to the staff might be deeper than we first imagined.
>>125176This is either really good for us or really bad for us.There is no in-between.>>125182Okay what the fuck.
>>125182what was that?!
>>125182I...I don't know how to feel about this
What has the Goreiphant turned into?What is Jara's connection to the Staff? What the fuck just happened?Where does that arrow end up?What the hell are the Intercept team going to do now?Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode (and thread) of...JARA AND THE VALLEY OF SECRETS
So I don't even get to know If I killed them or not. Aw man. Well, if I did kill him, I'll change my name from Anonymous to "OJ."
>>125196Goddamnit OP you cant just leave it on a cliffhanger like that!!!Are you going to start a new thread? This one is past the bump limit.
>>125196>Cliffhangers done right
>>125220>>125216I'm going to start a new thread in the morning yeah. It's 2:40 AM here and my eyes have shrunken to raisins. I like the cliffhanger. And I'm going to piss you off MORE by starting the new thread with an interactive backstory surrounding the origin of the Staff...then we'll return to this scene.
>>125237you do fun intermissive stuff like that. i'm excited.
>>125237Will there be a cool abridged version for this thread?
Cliffhanger?? What is this GoT? Oh lawd, what have I done. Don't get any Martinesque ideas OP.
>>125182>the Goreiphant is a human with a staff shaped dick
This will surely be of use for future rolls.
Hi all, this is OP. I had planned a glorious session today but my Wacom has forgotten all of its settings overnight. Literally, it's like a new install. Just forgotten everything. This usually means hours of fucking about to get it right again. Will start a new thread and announce it on the Twitter when all this shit is fixed, assuming I don't throw the WHORING THING OUT A WINDOW
>>127001Ah man that fucking sucks. Good luck with the Wacom OP!
>>127191I think I have it back under control. Teaser for the next thread!
>>127239I see what you did there, OP
>>127239Nice chesticle armor...
>>127239>4 hours 30 minutes since last post....
>>128196>next thread 22:00 UTC
>>128236>>128196It's probably going to be later than that, sorry. I'm just home from a long drive. I'll announce on the Twitter when the new thread is up.
>>129257What is your Twitter?
>>127239I wonder if wheels here is the Wizard, he's got a symbol on his shirt quite similar to the Wiz's cherished missing staff that is currently causing a ruckus in a rock monster.
Just in case anyone's checking the thread: looks like there will be no questing tonight, it's pretty late and I ended up sleeping. I'll have a new thread with a recap etc tomorrow, and plenty of time to get into it.
>>130055Looks like the tall one is wearing the cursed breastplate too
New thread >>134875