Aaahaahahahahahaha

>>94491226
> He's gonna tell everyone
Why would he do that?

>>94491226
Turn him into a monster and then sell your body for his silence

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>>94491226
>my emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit in the process
Why do you have an emergency goon stash?

>>94491226
First thing you do is get rid of your "emergency stash" of porn because there is no reason to have that. The only real thing you can do here is talk to him about it. Be honest but vague. Tell him you're a porn addict and it wasn't right that he got subjected to that. Depends on how good of a friend he is whether or not that will work. I would also recommend you work on your porn addiction. I'm also a porn addict. So I understand. The best thing you can do is rid yourself of it.

>>94491226
Is the emergency stash somehow different from the regular stash? Why do you have porn saved to your phone like a fucking idiot?

>>94491226
Absolutely nothing, everyone at your table already knows you're a freak.

>>94491226
There's nothing you can do, it's over. Even if he doesn't share what he learned, every time something edgy happens in your games, he'll know. You'll never have the peace of mind again placing a big scary monster on the table. It's always going to be on his mind and will forever change how he looks at your game.
Imagine if you were a player and your GM included a lot of powerful women or women in places of authority fairly often. That's fairly innocuous by itself. But then one day he asks you to help fix his computer. While fixing it you come across loads of futa porn. Now it's completely reframed his game. You'll never be able to see one of these women and without thinking this is a sex thing for him.

>>94491226
>his magical realm is vanilla shit like straight xeno porn
The beastiality is pretty distasteful but its not like you're that japanese newscaster who accidentally tabbed across to gay incest mpreg on live tv the other day.

If anything happens at all its god punishing you for your weak and shit taste

>>94491447
>that japanese newscaster who accidentally tabbed across to gay incest mpreg on live tv the other day.
Oh fuck lmao, please post a link to sauce.

>>94491226
>I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"
Just own your shit bro. "I just keep monster black dong's on the phone totally normal little bro". He's probably not going to tell anyone. If he does no one will say anything to you because that conversation will go poorly for them
>OH ANON LIKES MONSTER PUSSY
>yes women like you have completely converted me to a 2diphile
No one cares. Anyone who does care is just going to quit the game and frankly , fuck them.
You've learned to hide your power level and good for you, but now learn how to unhide it. Let it purify those who wish to mock you.

>>94491477
Why are you typing like an anime villain?

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>>94491226
How bad is it? Can you crop or censor some of the stuff and give us a sample? Monster fucking and monster rape has been somewhat casualized lately so you shouldn't expect nearly as much backlash as you would decade ago.

>>94491469
https://fixupx.com/SantanaelChan/status/1859453065998307752
I am deeply ashamed and saddened to find that it is actually a convincing fake. In my defence however i instantly believed it because it was funny

Just own up to it I guess? How much worse can it get for you?
I mean you have an emergency porn stash on your phone. Your life ain't great.

>>94491257
I'd try to hold the secret because I'm a moral man, but I don't know how long I could keep it in if anon keeps rubbing it in. And out.

>>94491226
Don't mention it again.
Act like nothing happened and keep going as normal.

>>94491226
What would you do if they read this post?

>>94491226
Honestly?
If your players accepted Goblin Slayer of all things as an inspiration they might not mind that much.
There's a non-zero chance some of them are at least half as degenerate as you.
If they don't quit immediately just end the campaign with a satisfying final adventure and your group might walk away from it with a memory of fun and good times.

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>>94491226
>emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit

>>94491226
>emergency stash of monster porn
1) why do you even have this?
2) eh, nothing you can do. Like >>94492454 says, your players are probably semi into it at least. Who knows, you could have yourself an erpg group.
Also, good taste in mahojoushojous

>be normalfag
>get caught with normalfag porn
>lie and say it's different normalfag porn
>beg for attention with this story on /tg/ with fotm image straight from /r/anime

It's not fair how monsters raping human women being a fetish can be kept secret for 6 years, but a cute, loving marriage between a male human and his dragon bride would be outed instantly.

>>94491477
this anon gets it

>>94491361
Presumably for power outages or some such.
>>94491257
Computer techs talk shit about porn they find all the time. Some less ethical ones go looking but it's common to just stumble on it when people 'hide' it rather than just labeling it to avoid.
>>94491226
You're gonna do nothing. You can't play this off so you just own it knowing that no one wants to talk about or think about your spank bank. Most people masturbate, and most people have at least some strange kinks. Rape and bestiality are common ones. Your group is not going to want to reflect on their own odd tastes or prurient habits.

shit thread, mods pls delete

>>94492786
We need you at least in three different spam threads in the current rotation. Especially the AI one.

>>94491378
>I'm a porn addict
>but get rid of yours
No.

>>94492676
>drug abuse
Damn, and that was such a nice list otherwise.

>>94492841
Humiliation is just as bad if not worse imo, and depending on what kind of drug abuse it can be perfectly fine.

>>94492841
They are magical, imaginary if it makes it better, lol.

>>94492860
>Humiliation is just as bad if not worse imo
Well, you're free to have a wrong opinion.

>>94492937
Clearly, I'm free to be right, as well

>>94491226
Well, if you need degenerates to play with digitally, I'm in. I love that shit. Go full table top erp. I am so down.

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>>94491226
>emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit

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>>94492953
Theoretically yes, but it remains to be proven.

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>>94491226
....Tom, is that you?
Because what you just described and suspiciuosly like what our DM said he used as inspiration when he started running it.

>>94491226
>I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"
LMAO should have just been like haha yeah I'm fucking weird bro.

>>94492676
>monster rape, cumflation, drug abuse, gokkun, oyakodon, mesugaki, humiliation, and extreme dirty talk.
gib sauce

>>94491226
>I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"
That's worse

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>>94491226
>actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle
Holy shit that got me.

>>94492826
A recovering addict is still an addict, anon.

Emergency stash?
I won't inquire further, but I like to make the games I run as de-sexified as possible. I wouldn't be comfortable role-playing that kind of stuff, so I don't.

>>94491226
The easiest way to hide your magical realm is to run games, and keep sexual things out of them.

>>94491226
>they accepted "oh, it's like Goblin Slayer"
They are already freaks and degenerates, anon, or they're fine with such. Honestly, if you aren't jacking off under the table while subjecting your female PCs to every indignity under the sun constantly so you can goon, you'll likely be fine.

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>>94491226
>tfw my players know all my fetishes
>tfw I know most of theirs
We don't typically devolve into actual ERP, but the ability to hint at things and make fun of one another is pretty fucking great.

>Goblin Slayer
This turd show has created a generation of cuckolds.

>>94494027
>created
I hate to tell you this anon but anime has existed for a while before Goblin Slayer.

>>94491226
>"actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"
lol

>>94491226
>emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit
Seek help

>>94491226
Coward. My homebrew settings always have monster girls, my friends know what I'm about.

>>94494175
Ah, you hang out with other furries.

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>>94494175
>Thinks monster girls are controversial
>Calls other people cowards
lol?

>>94492826
It was advice from someone who has been there. /d/ is literally bad for you anon. The reason you feel shame about your porn stash is because it is bad.

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>>94492956
>>94493028
I mean, I've always been of the opinion that online text ERPG's beat out normal online text games.
It's basically just an RPG, but either there's an underlying theme (fetish) that everyone is into, or it's just an rpg with adult elements.

The former is good because it means a core aspect of the setting is something everyone's passionate about, and the latter is good because now the game for adults, played by adults, doesn't run on kid logic and it's like leaving a city to breathe unpolluted air and look at the clear night sky.

>B-but muh smut scenes. Muh coomer.
You learn pretty quickly that smut scenes are like combat, in that they take ages and spend valuable game time. Unless it's significant and/or involves the group, a good GM will just resolve either narratively with a fade to black anyway.

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>>94494746
You see monster girl and think human girl with black skin and dog ears, maybe she has some fur on her forearms and shins.
I see monster girl and I think pic related.

>>94494810
I dont feel bad about my dickfucking castration oviposition/mpreg tentacle porn. Maybe you're all ashamed because you're all normalfags and basic?

>>94495647
pregshit is fucking gay
Do real ovi and don't be a fag

>>94492517
just call it a shrek refference

>>94491226
>I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"
Why would you make it worse? Either way, he's probably not gonna tell anyone.

>>94495647
You should feel bad anon.

>>94494918
absolutely would

>>94494042
The whole "monster raping women" cuckfantasy exploded after the airing of Goblin Slayer. Is genuinely sad the amount of unironic cuckolds who get off in this type of shit like OP. I'm not talking about horny or kinky stuff, but cuckshit? That's just pathetic.

>>94495670
>pregshit is fucking gay
You know it
>do real ovi
Thats... why its on the list? Its and/or my guy

>>94496313
Why? Its hot

>>94494810
Based

>>94493193
I write in Russian.

>>94497078
Gay in an uncute way, anon.
Pregnancy is never okay.
>Thats... why its on the list? Its and/or my guy
You can clearly understand that that was not unambiguous from the limited context.

The mpreg still makes you a complete normalfag subhuman in any case

>>94497130
> Pregnancy is never okay.
NTA, but are you gay, anon?

>>94497360
No?

>>94494746
see
>>94494918


>>94494210
And you hang out with other homosexuals I see.

>>94497130
>mpreg is vanilla
There are three pregnancy threads on /d/ right now. None are mpreg, and one explicitly bans it. Gay maybe, but its less popular than cuntboys, dickfucking and inanimate tf. I will not have it slandered as "normal"

>>94497530
All pregshit is normalfaggotry
Mpreg is as vanilla as any other pregnancy. It's in no substantive way any different.

>>94497541
All preg is degeneracy. A functioning human shouldn't find pregnant women attractive because they can't impregnate them.
Unless it's your own wife carrying your own child, it is biologically deviant.

>>94497541
It is when its because an insect laid eggs in your ballsack but regardless, your ideological opposition to pregnancy as a collective does not override observed reality for mpreg in the specific. Its categorically distinct

>>94497561
Strategically speaking a pregnant woman is significantly more fertile than an unpregnant woman

>>94497568
>It is when its because an insect laid eggs in your ballsack
That's not mpreg
>does not override observed reality for mpreg in the specific
No, but the lack of that distinction in observed reality is representative of the fact that it's literally the same as any other pregshit.

>>94497627
Then where's the mpreg thread?

>>94497668
What does that have to do with anything?

>>94497561
are you including impregnation or just pregnant women

>>94497733
Impregnation is the most vanilla fetish imaginable but pregnancy content I see on /d/ usually tends to be women who are already visibly pregnant.

>>94497561
T. homosexual

>>94497813
>it's not gay to desire a woman you know cannot get pregnant currently

>>94497821
You can't get any woman pregnant currently, does that make you a faggot?

>>94497578
Strategically yes, but he’s technically correct that humans should be hard-coded to find a strange pregnant women repulsive rather than getting a hard-on.

>>94497831
>he’s technically correct that humans should be hard-coded to find a strange pregnant women repulsive
evo psych is pseudoscience that tries to make the first though that came to your head sound scientifically proven with no basis on any kind of study or analysis. You might as well say you like pregnant women because you're piscis or because you left aquamarine under the moon light, literally the same level.

>>94497857
Anything related to sexual deviancy is basically pseudoscience

>>94491226
>Here's where I fucked up. See, a good chunk of my setting I like to attribute to being inspired by stuff like Aliens, Berserk, Event Horizon, etc. In truth, I just really like monster rape. A good chunk of my setting involves monster rape, I just somehow managed to hide it by a combination of saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer",
lmao

>>94497831
>but he’s technically correct that humans should be hard-coded to find a strange pregnant women repulsive rather than getting a hard-on.
LOL
no, humans are social.
strange women who are pregnant just prove that they can get pregnant (so, fucking them after they give birth has high chance of giving you offspring).
and there really isn't any way to know if your woman is pregnant with your child or someone else's, it'd make no sense for males to be repulsed by pregnant women given they might be carrying their own child.
and all humans were at some point babies/children, so it'd be dumb to be "repulsed" by women displaying motherly traits when you must likely spent your formative years near multiple women like that from your extended family (I'm not saying this justifies getting turned on by them, but at the very least they shouldn't -disgust- anyone)

>>94497953
>it'd make no sense for males to be repulsed by pregnant women given they might be carrying their own child.
>might
Actual cuckold mentality.

>>94497485
>If you don't want to have sex with a cockroach, you're gay.
cringe

>>94493356
yeah

>>94497783
People who are already pregnant implies impregnation though, there’s no separating the two.
If you show a pregnant woman, all that means is that earlier I knocked her up, it’s the same thing just with a time gap. Like.. if you slap a girl in the face, she’s still the girl you slapped in the face next sunday when you’re having brunch with her parents - it’s still hot.

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>>94491226
nigga

>>94497831
This is just flat out wrong. I had co-worker I never really cared about, but once I heard she was pregnant I just couldn’t stop cooming and fantasizing about her. She also became so alluring and hot irl, its like magic.

>>94491226
Also, your players know goblin slayer and berserk and you somehow pretend to yourself they don’t goon to monster rape already themselves? You’re delusional. They 100% already knew you’re a freak and are freakier than expected themselves. Even goddamn normies fantasize about bowser raping peach and young link femboy sucking black cockthese days.

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>>94498257
>Even goddamn normies fantasize about bowser raping peach and young link femboy sucking black cockthese days.

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>>94491226
great thread we got here

>>94498310
Yes, this type of thread is the only reason why this site is still worth using.

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>>94491226
>"actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"

>>94498270
What the fuck is wrong with this anon?

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>>94498257
No.

>>94498257
Do you seriously think that everyone who watches goblin slayer and berserk masturbates to monster rape?
are you retarded?

>>94498342
>berserk
no
>goblin slayer
yes

>>94497485
>doesn't deny it
lmao yifftard tourist, everyone knows all furries are gay
now go back

>>94498257
>Even goddamn normies fantasize about bowser raping peach and young link femboy sucking black cockthese days.
No, normalfags fantasize about railing Bowsette and Zelda. Shit man get it together, traps are still a fairly niche fetish in real life.

At any rate, OP are you or any of your players woman? Because men will hike about you liking xenomorph cock once in while but won't make it a huge deal unless they also like xenomorph cock.

Haha what a stinky boy you are haha,

>>94491226
have you considered not magical realming? it's fucking weird, man. i've already had shit i'm into come up in games by coincidence and been super uncomfortable, if i learned my DM was purposely subjecting me to fetish fuel i would probably quit rather quickly. if you don't lose your players, fucking cut that shit out man

>>94491226
> I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle
You're a fucking idiot.

>>94498310
Nice samefagging, slutpie. Can't wait to see the same collage on r/4chan and neckbeardia!

>>94494918
>>94497485
Oh shit
Nevermind then, based as fuck.

>>94497961
Do the math
>woman isnt pregnant
Possibly infertile, and possibly a first time mother, so likely to die in childbirth (are YOU going to be a single dad for this kid with bad genes?)
>woman is pregnant or recently post-partum
either immediately impregnable or will be within months (your child takes decades to raise, and its not like you need to be monogamous)
If you played your cards right it might be your kid already and you want her to raise it to maximize your offspring's chances
Significantly less likely to die in childbirth or lose an infant because shes done it before
Proven fertility and childrearing potential
Even if its not your kid theres a high chance its an immediate tribal relative's, so you still get like 25% gene transmission

>>94491226
Your first mistake was being a degenerate.
Your second was allowing another human being handle your phone without securing your stash.
Its over for you anon.

>>94491226
Easy, play pathfinder, then you can just blame the devs for all the monster rape.

>>94491226
>he accidentally found my emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit
this is where you fucked up. Never save porn to local harddrive. Especially not fucked up shit. At most, you save it to a flashdrive/microSD.

I technically have porn saved to my harddrive, but it's from doing drawthread /r/s and also dicking around with stable diffusion's video mode.
Worst case scenario, I can (rightfully tbqh) just shift the blame onto you degenerate fucks. I'm just keeping my art skills sharp / testing out new technology and the only quality free tutelage i can find online is for pornmaking, so that's where i started.

Now, am I myself a degenerate? Absolutely. But

>>94491226
>I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle" but I don't think he bought it.
100% stupidest move. Gaslighting is never actually effective, at best it just makes people bury their feelings due to social pressure.
Should have blamed it on an ex-girlfriend. Tons of women are into monster rape. It's kind of an epidemic.

>>94499201
The GM puts the vast majority of the work into making the game happen, so he gets to magical realm. That's called a social contract.

>>94491226
>the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle
It's my first day on /tg/ and what's this?

>>94498257
>Even goddamn normies fantasize about bowser raping peach
yes, and r34 can prove it
>and young link femboy sucking black cock these days.
that's just you buddy. i've never even seen that. but you almost had us.

>>94498424
then you are stupid.

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>>94491226
>I just somehow managed to hide it by a combination of saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer", by painting it in a horror lens
Do people not know what Goblin Slayer is about? That's like the main thing.
>that phone stuff
lmao the spaghetti is out of the bag you need to find a new group. Don't keep that shit on your phone n00b.

>>94502513
I don’t know why are you guys so adamant about it. ”Le link is a femboy” (and thus gay) stuff is super forced by normie youtubers and vtubers.

>>94491226
Shit fetish, off yourself

>>94500236
>Even if its not your kid theres a high chance its an immediate tribal relative's, so you still get like 25% gene transmission
Not helping your case.

>>94491226
lol, thinking you were flying under the radar

>>94492470
Shitting dick nipples better be there.

>>94503143
Gerudo link (link dressing up as woman and succesfully fooling everyone) is in-game canon, similar to crossdressing Cloud in FF7. Japs put it in their games because crossdressing is funny, deranged westoids trannies appropriated it as "he's just like us".
Death of the autor, gayness in eye of beholder, or something along those lines.

>>94493028
ASPECT RATIO.png

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>>94491226
I recently got called out... people couldn't figure out my fetish for anything because I "seem to change left and right" in terms of fetish. Most obviously dont care nor want to care, but I have had a few weirdos trying to pin me down. People thought I was into rape, slavery, monster girls, monster rape, forniphilia, gender bender, a lot of shit from /d/, ect. simply based on the fact that I know it exists. what people never seem to realized until recently that my true fetish that I always interject into the game as either a player or a DM is my fetish of romantic love between a knight or knightly figure and the princess or princess like figure, yes even doujins about this stuff and I kept it hidden until one of my friends stumbled into my folder trying to look for pictures for inspirations. He noticed my porn folder only consisted of three pictures of random shit. yes, I created a porn folder just to throw off the scent for a lot of people. I just took my verbal beatings and moved on. I am making it even more subtle

>>94508325
Yes, it's the oldest joke in history.
Even Thor has this same joke.

>>94493486
This just makes the character endearing. Bad work Anon, bad work.

>>94498310
Hey I'm in the screencap!

>>94491226
What kind of emergencies do you run into anon?

>>94491226
Submit your stash for judgement.

>>94508325
>We should have the bishi boy dress up as a girl, haha, and get scrutinized and admired by a race of 7-foot desert amazon mommies, haha, as a joke haha

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>>94513097
>This just makes the character endearing
Why would you hate /ourgal/ Bazz?

>>94517115
What is this design even from? Concord?

>>94491226
Own up to your mistake like a man.

>>94491226
>"oh it's like Goblin Slayer"
Bro. Goblin Slayer is pure magic realm. They already knew.

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I just spent the last 30 minutes writting a story similar to OP, then I clicked on post.

4chan said that my subject was too long and didn't post my story. I had nothing saved and I don't think it's possible to recover it.

Fuck me, if at least it could warn me that my post wouldn't work I would have saved it.

>>94491226
stop

>>94522283
You are probably too young. You need to have a habbit to write OPs in text editors firsrt.

>>94497821
No, desiring a woman is litteraly the opposite of being gay

>>94522336
You're right
Only disgusting homosexual women sleep with men

>>94522299
Yeah, I agree

>>94522344
Of course, liking men is fucking gay.

>>94491226
Sex with Utena

>>94522542
She's rotating too fast, your dick will get sanded off

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The beastmen coomer strikes again

>>94522283
Next time just press back page and that's it. Text on the editor gets saved as long as you don't update the page. Sometimes it saves itself if you close and open it from the historial too. If you didn't update the page you could try opened it up again from the historial or going back again and again. Don't update.

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>>94519517
Yep

>>94491226
>I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle"
I don't even have a reaction image for this

>>94522071
that's false, redditor.

>>94514756
Yes, that's the joke.

>>94520076
Based,best post

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>>94509197
Ah, a brother
Is this a rare fetish?

>>94523436
Only if you're a jsfag

>>94491417
This is the right answer. If you've really been playing with these people for that long then they already know you're some kind of freak. Maybe not exactly to what extent but they know.

>>94526405
unfortunate yes

>>94527280
no tf its not retard
everyone appreciates it but nobody talks about it because its too vanilla to actually have any meaningful/funny discussion about it.

INB4 "you're making that up its actually super rare
hurrrdurrr"

>>94509197
>>94526405
My brothers...
>>94527315
Try treating a (normal) woman respectfully and chastely irl and watch her pussy shrivel up and die as she tries to decipher whether you're gay or just a pussy.
>t. happened to me recently after I didn't want to fuck on the second date
Romance doesn't exist anymore.
And yes I'm a sexually repressed Catholic

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>>94509197
>>94526405
>>94527280
>>94527315
>>94527354
The Hershey effect:

Hersheys chocolate tastes like vomit
This is not an opinion, nor a mistake, Hershey consciously chooses to put the most taste sensitive chemical in vomit into their chocolate bar
---(https://www.chemistryworld.com/podcasts/butyric-acid/1017662.article)
They do this for two reasons, inertia, and separation
Hersheys has a strong inertia to it, from their original mechanism of using spoilt milk to make dirt cheap chocolate
Children are convinced of the chocolate by their parents treatment of it, never by its taste
---The marketing of children liking things like these is omnipresent, people fail to realize a child will accept virtually anything you give them if you treat it like a valued commodity
But as the child ages, because they never liked Hersheys for its taste the usual situation of value reverses-
The positive context of Hersheys creates the image of them liking the taste of Hershey, despite it being objectively awful
If you bring an outsider in to try a Hersheys chocolate bar, they are usually confused and disgusted
---(When I was younger my aunt brought us american sweets. I spat the chocolate out into the sink)
The objectively poor quality of the taste is surprisingly a boon here, because it gives the second condition of the effect, separation
The taste of Hersheys is unlike any other foodstuff, and unlike any other willing experience of someones mind
This allows it to serve as a perfect vessel for the connotation
The experience remains distinct no matter how much time passes

Inertia and separation
Being told by society and parents at a young age, through both words and actions
An experience that is distinct and holds no intrinsic value
The Hershey effect
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>>94527742
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I would not consider myself a normal person, sexually
I am deeply interested in angels, nuns, tomboys, and occasionally hypnosis
This is all just, inevitably, the results of my upbringing
Being that I was always treated like I needed to prove something, I only really feel comfortable around people who I don't need to prove anything to
Whether its women with a distinct reputation for being kind to every living thing on earth, women who treat you like a friend, or women who are actually incapable of falling out of love
---The nuns and angels part is awkward given I am pagan, but until they start actually sending angels down I won't even pretend to convert
---Honestly I wonder if being sexually attracted by kindness is going to cause problems for me eventually
---Although the most likely problem is that I'll die alone

I am saying this to note that I am not a "sane person"
I am not your mother telling you chocolate is bad for you
I am not your father telling you you are too old for it
I am an anonymous stranger saying I hate it and I, (for selfish reasons), would like to burn the factory down
There might also be practical reasons, but there are hundreds of practical things to do, more then any of us could list
I don't like the taste of Hersheys chocolate, I am not sexually attracted to whores, I think the degradation of women is disgusting sexually more then it is morally


It is difficult to find anyone nowdays and it hurts to know that I am 10 years to late to fix anything

I think I will go with hypnosis
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also >>94527354 I am not at all talking about being chaste, I intend to consummate frequently and pre maritally (with one women for the rest of my life)

>>94492470
Hotwheels Bukake?

>>94527354
>Try treating a (normal) woman respectfully and chastely irl and watch her pussy shrivel up and die as she tries to decipher whether you're gay or just a pussy.
That is distinctly a "her" problem if she doesn't want to go at your pace when it comes to sex, or try to entice you playfully into giving it a go. Like how some guys are creeps who can't help but try to feel you up if they think they have a chance at having sex with you.
Are you still in contact with this person?

>>94527315
>everyone appreciates
No, feminists and degenerates hate it.

>Man goes to every feminist and degenerate hotspot to ask them their opinions on the notion of Medieval Romance as a fetish
>Returns to 4chan to disseminate this information, without offering proof or even a logical through line for anons to follow
I shiggy diggy

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>>94491226
Have you considered anheroing yourself?

>>94491585
We'll always have tifa broadcasted on italian government minutae.

>>94526405
> is it a rare fetish

In a way, yeah. Most doujins dont go into it or theres some sort of twist to it that makes me limp. [Spoiler] a lot of lady knights getting raped by goblins, unfortunately. I dont mind lady knights, a lady knight with a knight or a prince is good as well, but man its hard to pin down the right words without yuri/yaoi shit. Sometimes i have to suck it up and deal with ecchi romances made for girl audiences just to get hard. Other times literally just regular manga or shows that deal with knights and princesses, hopefully without haremslop ruining it. Of course, regular porn just doesnt do it for me, it has to be story involved as well. My most memorable fap will always be when guts and casca fuck(i know they're both mercenaries, but they fill the same chivalric romance story beats i love.) It doesnt even need to be fapping either, i unironically read women's romance books just to enjoy.

>>94527315
I do enjoy vanilla more than other flavors.

>>94527808
>Are you still in contact with this person?
No, she didn't want a third date. She didn't block my number but I'm not going to pester her, clearly we want different things