>Yo, adventurer fellow, we're having some philosophical debate and I need your input>I'm more of a sorceress connoisseur myself but my friend here thinks paladin chicks are the hottest, what's your take on this?
>>86105763Why do you look exactly the same?
>>86105763> Adventurer 1: You're both wrong, Wizard girls are the best. Gotta love the nerd girls.> Adventurer 2: Nah man, bard chicks got that angelic voice and can give you inspiration in bed.> Adventurer 3: i don't know about all that, but Druid women are wild as hell.> Adventurer 4: all them don't got shit on Barbarian women. Love me a Dommy Mommy.
>>86105763>Rogue girls are great, just y'know, always pick a position where you can see what their hands are doing
>>86105829they're twins and one works out more
>>86105763"It's simple, really: sorceresses are better than prudish paladins, but non-prudish paladins are better than sorceresses"
>>86106236I call bullshit, if they were twins he would not say "my friend here" he would say "my brother"Changeling fuckery is going on here.
>>86105763Sorcerers if you like more delicate features, paladins if you like the more tomboyish ascetic.
>>86105763Personally I think Guardswomen are the best
>>86105763You're operating on two entirely different metrics of attractiveness. You, sir, enjoy the company of forward, flirtations women that dress extravagantly as is the common image of the sorceress. Your friend, on the other hand, is attracted to either the rough and tumble fighting women or one that will blush when you hold her hand. Possibly a combination of both considering he specified paladin women.
>>86105763For me, its healsluts. That way she has no methods of fighting back when I rape her
>>86106325Maybe they had some sort of falling out
>>86106700what kind of sicko would attack a holy woman
>>86106236>one works out moreHe's wearing a cape, anon
>>86105763If you were your friend, which one would you say is hottest?
>>86105763Wouldn't know, I can't see either because I hid your thread.
>>86105763>>86105763Well town guards, I have to say that is an interesting take on this whole 'reproduction' thing and I compliment you for your, uh, introductory tastes.I, however, have developed a rather refined palate in such regards. You see, the optimal chick is at her most hot when she is, for the sake of argument, a 5000 year old vampire mindflayer of eldritch power and unfathomable intellect. Yes, I know, such a thing was thought to be mythical until one appeared in the town square last week and threw the whole province into a frenzy of rage. Anyway. The appearance of the 5000 year old vampire loli mindflayer is absolutely smoking, if you ever saw what was under those robes. They are seriously built with more solid foundations than my family's smokehouse back on the ol' farmstead. Not literally mind you, they are so squishy that every errant touch shakes the softness of their flesh like...wait what?Have I ever fucked one? Why, no, my good town guards, of course not. What an oddly specific question and baseless question that is without any evidence. I never even said she was a loli. I can hear you whispering too, and I was not that guy behind her when she teleported us into the town square just to scream that she was coming. Obviously, she meant she was coming for your souls to feed to some horrible being from beyond the stars.Guys, put those halberds down. We can discuss this.
>>86107586An unholy man.
>>86106259“Who are you, who is so wise in the Artes of Fornication?”
>>86105763I dunno. I guess it depends on which one hits my mommy kink the hardest. I wanna say big titty paladin ladies.
>>86106172handholding is great for this but you're a fucking sick degenerate if you actually try to hold hands
>>86105763You take the sorceress to bed for a night, but you take the paladin home for the rest of your life.
>>86105763Sorceresses for sex. Paladins for marriage.It's that simple.
>>86105763I vote Rogue girls. Clever, skillful, greedy for your affection, good with her hands and tongue, and not at all afraid to be naughty once in a while. And if someone tries to mess with you, she will stab them.
Sorceresses r way to go
>>86106259>Prudes are ... le bad!One will have strategic headaches after marriage, the other will demand that you fulfill your obligation to cum inside her.
>>86105763Necromancer girlsthey always give me a good boner
>>86105763You are both foolsDruidess
>>86105763Only if they're half-elf sorceresses.
>>86105763Ahem.Barbarian girls.That is all.
>>86105763Sorceress because they're easier to chloroform
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>86107586
>>86108719I laughed, thanks anon.
>>86119713Sir, you dropped your knife.
>>86105763Have you tried not playing D&D and depends on the setting?
>>86105763It really depends on both you as a person, and them as a person.Yea there are general trends in behavior, but the individual will decide it more than the station.Personally, I'd go for the Paladin. Sexy muscular woman of immense charisma, strong beliefs and morals, a good level head, a strong spirit, and an empathetic heart with the passion to back it up by force. But I am also a Paladin myself, and acknowledge that my own perspectives and preferences bias me.There is much to be gained and enjoyed in the sight of a dark, sensual magic wielding noblewoman in a slinky dress, with clear cut desires and all the bearing of a bloodline of prestige. Though that racing excitement and uncertainty is not for me or my heart.Now anyway, have either of you seen the Count? I must have words with him.
>>86106700Man of taste.>Physically weak and delicate. Dependent on you for safety, while also being a major asset to you for healing and utility spells.>Needs help with personal safety, heavy lifting, and general activities.>If she's from a monastery or a Priory, odds are you're some of the only, and possibly the first, long term normal male-female interaction she's ever had, either in her adult life, or at all. You are now one of the most important people in her world, and can establish almost any private time conduct you want.>Many are sexually unawakened, and can be prone to various kinks or deviances from their often-sheltered upbringing.