>>82475934
Isn't that just cyberpunk without the implants?

>>82475934
>9. White Trash: Outsiders and Vagabonds these nomadic people are proud and cling to their old ways, a mysterious herb is said to give them streangth and oracular powers. Very High Constitution , but low Intelligence.
Nah man these days they're on fentanyl and whippets

>>82476022
cyberpunk without the cyber is just punk, and punk was the 70s, OP seems to be aiming for something post-2000

>>82475934
cool setting
need more females tho
how about karens, soccer moms, wine aunts, landwhales, shaneeqas, and danger hair?

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>>82475934
>low on Dexterity

>>82476223

1. The Karen, these berserker women are the tribal queens of a region outside the great city states of Burger, known only as the the Subburb. Their honor code binds them to challened into a duel the leader of another clan. High Constitution and Streangth but low Charisma.

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Dieties of Burger Punk world:

1. George Floyd: a ghetto, that was unjustly slain by the evil enforcers known as "13" who serve the overlords of Burgerpunk. The followers of Floyd, known also as BLM, seek wordly justice and ritualistically burn the dwellings of non-believers. Their ritual chant is "I cant Breathe" the last thing Floyd uttered before he was apothesized into godhood at the end of his mortal life. Floyd in general is a god of justice, a aptron of those unjustly imprisoned and killed by the ever present enforcers, he is mostly aligned with the chaotic good alignement.

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2. "Q" :

Q is a mysterious god that posesses no form or image , but only known by the letter "Q". His is the god of the Maga but not limited to them.Q sends to the shamen of the Maga portends and prophecies about the future so as they can be prepared for the apocalyptic end world even they call "the coming storm". Among the pantheon of burger Q is said to be the most involved. It is said that an Avatar of his descended into the world and the world was made great again. Unfortunately for the Maga , this "great Golden King" was unjustly betrayed and his work was undone ,a great plague descended the world fell into darkness once more. The followers of Q still seek omens on how to summon that great golden king once more.

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3. DISNEY-MARVEL


Disney-Marvel is one of the most popular gods of the Burger. He is a god of dual aspects but of the same nature. Disney-Marvel in general is god merryment that is rules over a pantheon of lesser spirits known as "Supers". These lesser spirits that serve the DIsney/Marvel god go and spread joy to his belivers who are known to also keep idols of these spirits. His Avatar is a mouse and his temple of worship is known as the movie theater, a great temple where his temple priests ritualistically reproduce the great myths of the Supers. The holy site of the birth of this god is visited by pilgrims from all over Burger and it is known as the temple complex of "Disney Land".

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4. The Tribunal:

The Tribunal are 3 gods that are said to be closely aligned but also have a rivarly beatween them. They are associated with bringing luck and wealth and their priests dispence wise advice to their followers. The Tribunal is both revered but also feared by the inhabitants of Burger. They are said to have their clutches on everything that springs wealth , but they do seem to reward their followers. The gods of the tribunal are as follows:

1. Musk: A god associated with travel, wealth and the stars , he is said to command great and feared machines that do his bidding. Followers pray to him for wealth and easy travel. One of the most benevelent of the tribunal.

2. Bezos: A god of gifts and transportation: He is the god associated with gifts , however no one knows the location of the great temple from where these goods come from that his priesthood dispences. His priesthood is very important in Burger as the facilicitate the mark of ownership that the guilds of Burger create. He is served by metal birds that are known as "Drones".

3. Gate: A high and aloof god associated with the higher plane of the "Internet", agriculture and medicine. He was once the most important of the tribunal but he has lost followers as of late. However he is the chief god according to the priests of the silicon men. His fetishes that are both worshipped and manipulated by the wizards are known as "Computers". It is said that his higher servants are artifical creations of his own making.

Unironically, how do I run a burger punk campaign in GURPs? And how do I evoke the 90s faux nostalgia I long for even though I was born in 94 and was barely conscious for them? I just love looking at old gadgets and imagining what tech today would be like if it had remained bulky, black plastic, teal LCD, etc. Feels like there's no point to a campaign based off of a visual aesthetic but I also want to do a near future cyberpunk campaign without having to remember that most people have prosthetic ears and genitals.

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5. "Woke"

Woke is not a diety its priests will tell you but a way of life. To his layhood woke is a spiritual practice, a philosophical world view, an ideal to aspire to and a way to make the world a better place. Believers of woke say that the world in its beggining was a good place but was parmenantly marraed by three evil elements that the ancestors of the woke practices known as "Slavery", " Supremacy" and "Imperialism" . The Woke beleive it is their divine mission to rectify these evil elements that have marred the world. The woke are fanatically aligned to their crusade and are known to shame and beat down those who oppose their diety.

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6. The Zuck

The Zuck is not a diety that is directly worshipped, yet its presence is everywhere. It is an evil god that Burger try to actively avoid. However stories about the Zuck say that this evil god has its eyes on everything and watches all , waiting for the right time that it will imprison the souls of happless Burger-folk caught in its schemes. It was once part of the Tribunal but was driven out of the pantheon due to it being an evil and selfish diety.

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7. The Founding Fathers.

The ancestor gods of the Burgers. This group of gods is not directly worshipped but is given reverence to by devout Burgers. They are said to have given the laws that the Burgers follow to this day after a great war that founded the nation of Burger. The document that contains this law is housed in a a great obelisk. However the founding fathers are not worshipped by all Burgers, the Woke view the direct worship of the Fathers as heretical and say that the world did not change fundamentaly with the giving of the laws and foundation of Burger.

no juice? no bugmen? no NEET?

>>82477277
Fuck that shit, if you're going to have an amerifat game where are the wall st reps. At least one of the gods needs to be The Fed, the source of all Wealth and Splendor.

>>82476678
>chaotic good
Chaotic neutral at BEST
More likely chaotic evil

>>82477277

Jew can be prestige class I think, just too small of a minority to be playable. Can also be antagonist.

Bugmen serve Disney-Marvel, but they seem to weak to make a core race.

Neet sounds absolutely useless.

I am trying to think of a pure crimminal class and a corresponding diety but I can find something all inclusive.

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>>82475934
can I summon White Knights using Holy Bathwater?

>>82477337
>I am trying to think of a pure crimminal class and a corresponding diety but I can find something all inclusive.
cops
they worship the NRA

>>82477341
High level thot ability

>>82477360
Your post is nonsensical.

>>82477383
your thread is nonsensical
so there is that

>>82477406
It's not my thread, dumbass
Shit tier rebuttal, try again next time

>>82477337
>pure crimminal class
rich old dudes
>and a corresponding diety
epstein

>>82477414
okay
*the* thread is nonsensical
so there is that, dumbass
btw are you a cop or a member of the NRA?

Boomers , these aged gentlemen are both of a higher caste a of a higher quality than the average burger. They are said to have presided over a golden age of prosperity in Burger history that few among todays Burgers even remember. That age is said was ruled by a great king , greater than all of the kings Burger ever had , known as "Kennedy", however this great and noble king was slain by an evil group of gods known as the "Illuminati". Kennedy was apotheosized and is now the patron saint of Boomers. The Boomers however are denigraded by some of the younger generation for being out with the times. They have Low constitution and strength but also high Intelligence and Luck.

>>82477592
do they fight Zoomers?

>>82477544
I'm done talking to a retarded Ghetto

>>82478614
a group of wandering Wokes overhears your Power Word: Ableist and swarm
by your MAGA helm and your apprehension towards a Ghetto, they identify you as an enemy. an andryogene with pink hair begins recording you on their cell phone while the rest accuse you of being a colonialist.
roll will save

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>82478713
okay
rolling to curl up on the floor crying and shit myself

>>82478778
terrible roll
you curl up crying but fail to shit yourself. in the darkness of your mind you wonder if anarcho-communism really is the best form of government.
a 4 foot tall guy with a manbun throws his coffee at you. 3 heat damage

>>82477739
Zoomers are so far beneath them they don't even know they exist.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>82478816
rolling to put it on da joos

>>82478824
like some kind of parasites maybe?

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What are some burgercore music?

>>82476678
I know I'm inviting shitposting but I must ask
why did they draw him like a fucking racist caricature

>>82479066
insane clown posse

>>82479066
butt rock

>>82479066
whatever plays at the fastfood joints

>>82475934
Read Snow Crash

>>82479097
'caricature'

>>82477341
I think she's actually British.

>>82479097
He really looks like that

>>82479306
>>82479259
what the fuck

>>82479066
>YO HOLD UP, HEY
>CHECK CH-CH-CHECK
>AIGHT MOTHAFUCKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KKPEChROk4

>>82479066
>lyrical
old town road
ante up
short people
anything by springsteen
>instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omZJMMcavxo

>>82479066
country roads

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>Orders of the Thin Blue Line
A loose group of professional neo-religious gangs organized in three major Orders in order of least to greatest prestige: The Sheriff's Deputies, the State (including the lesser order of the Highwaymen patrols), and the Fed.
The lower orders receive divine power of Command words and long distant telepathic communication from the Court Pantheon, including lower Judge-saints and The District Attorney who can imbue individual cops with Warrants of Power for temporary powers. The higher orders are said to have direct communication with The Executive through Director-Generals who give out executive bulls to launch crusades against enemy strongholds; the Narcs and Homeland Knights are high profile while other, more covert Orders carry out precision raids. All cops of the Thin Blue Line swear fealty to the dualistic godhead of Law and Order, which fluctuates between tyranny and justice in order to keep its worshippers in power.
A young burger starts in the ranks of the Orders in the Academy of Policies, where he is indoctrinated into the basic tenets of his order's conduct and learns the basics of divine magic. After graduation enters the Beat, where cops eventually earn their trusty Cruiser mounts and seek promotion by capturing heretics who defile Law and Order. Milestones include Sarge, Cap, and Chief, before the prospect can move onto higher orders. Specialists include Kay-Nines who can cast Detect Marijuana at will.
Elite cops from the Beat track who show valor and skill, but lack the divine connection needed to become a Fed join the State, becoming either a Highwayman and keeping their trusty Cruiser or moving to the dreaded SWAT legion and receive the dangerous powers of No-Knock Warrants.
Advancing into a Fed Order requires a personal voucher from a representative of The Executive and involves cultic rites that are specific to each Order.

>>82475934
I don't know how, but you've made this boring.

>>82476075
Xanax and maker's mark, BOY!

>>82475934
I like how you have already managed to take a genre to the point of self parody before said genre even has a single actual work. Honestly it's impressive.

>>82479526
This.

>>82475934
I fucking hate driving in Houston, even though the main highways are spacious, they still get clogged every time I have to bring my parents to the doctor and takes a million years to get to our destination. That and the spaghetti strap raised highways give me vertigo.

>>82479699
Large cities like that kind of suck. Cities of 500k to 1m have most of the same amenities, but you can actually get to them.
>>82479169
Honestly Juggalos are the most "burgercore" thing ever.

>>82479288
South African to be precise

>>82479503
I love this thread.

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This got too retarded to even be funny too fast but its cruelty squad without anything that makes that game great

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>>82480645
>Honestly Juggalos are the most "burgercore" thing ever.
a tribe wearing war paint in honour of their messiahs who gather to sing songs and share an incomprehensible anti-establishment message
you'd run them as something between the malkavians and innsmouth cultists
perhaps run an adventure where two juggalos, one MAGA and one woke, unite as clowns but oppose each other when the make-up comes off. will they put aside their differences for the good of the Posse, or will politics tear their family apart?

>no chicano migrant worker/cartel class
Come on man. I want some representation for my ethnicity as well.

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>Average urban domain adventurers might come across in a Burgerpunk setting

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>>82481183
>And the average surrounding villages.

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>>82475934
The most common forms of "dungeons" to explore for loot are:
-abandoned malls
-Mcmansions, gated communities that have a high security but the owners are never there
-Schools after hours
-office buildings

>>82479066

I'd put money on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpKRwIR-I6s

>>82477337
>criminal class and diety
but anon you already have ghetto and George Floyd..

>>82476678
>patron saint of niggers, faggot cucks, OD’ing on fentanyl, & robbing pregnant women and paying for bananas with a counterfeit 20 at a gas station

Just wanted to say I’m so happy ICP was mentioned already lol.

>>82479503
>rite of the ATF: kill a thousand owned dogs in armed combat.

>>82481449
>paying for bananas w
wait, was he actually buying a banana? lol

>>82475934
>mirriad

>>82477082
GURPS has several books on the topic of cyberpunk, and even multiple settings (the flagship Transhuman Space and the lesser Cyberworld and Terradyne).
http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/books/cyberpunk.html

>>82481713
>gurps
No.

>>82476022
Nah, cyberpunk where instead of gun-arms, the ripperdocs do genital mutilation.

>>82484757
>burgerpunk
>bugs
would be onions
>sovietpunk
>eat
1-800-COME-ON-NOW

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>>82484857
THANKS MOOT I LOVE THIS GAY FUCKING WORD FILTER THAT STOPS ME FROM TALKING ABOUT BASIC SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERY OTHER POST ON THE WEBSITE THE WORD TRANNY UNFILTERED

>>82485043
that one is hiro's work, moot just did the three original filters

4chan was better when '/pol/ posting outside of /pol/' was something you could report a thread for, and it actually worked

>>82479526
>>82479654
if it were fun it would be deleted
t. been there done that

>>82480847
this makes me sick to my stomach

>>82481343
>do you want Bill sperm with that
kek

>>82484757
what's an doctor sausage?

>Burgerpunk thread
>A bunch of shitty pol posting
>Not a hypercapitalist dystopia with disposable technology and continuous obselesence.
>Not a continuous class conflict masqueraded in ideological war.
>Not that the greatest evil is complacency

You all don't know shit about burgerpunk

>>82485298
i miss candy ass and roody poo

>>82485874
4chan was even better when /pol/ was stormfront.com

>>82477337
>criminal class
redditors / discord admins
>deity
communism

they're a faction whose former power base has been usurped by the woke. They claim to resent the woke for
impeding their prophesized armageddon (the revolution) but always act in lockstep with the woke anyways.

>>82486008
>burgerpunk
>anything other than
>niggers
>jews
>spics
>chinks
>mutts
>hamplanets
>guns
>trucks
>bis repetita
>ad nauseam

>>82479097
bruh he look like that

>>82486008
>lefty mad when someone doesnt spend every waking breath seething about capitalism

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guys I've got this
am I burgerpunk?

>>82486008
i mean pol posting is burgerpunk seethe more

>>82485994
Counterrevolutionary intellectuals reprocessed into useful form.

Jeffrey Epstein's murder would be the start of the thriller. It would be a complex multi-session adventure involving a party of cyber-detectives, a little luck, a lot of hard work, some serious archive sleuthing, a foia request or two, some help from the mysterious hacker known as forchon, a few bad scraps with brutal Antifa cybermen (yes THOSE cybermen, the mondasian ones, that's the reason for the masks and involuntary medical procedures), some taxi riding, and a surprise very late plot visit by the spirit of gary gygax, the party solves the who and where and what and why of Epstein, his connections to many powerful people all over the world, and the final proof that S.O.R.O.S., a deadly secret organization, exists. The fight is not over, it is just starting.

>>82475934
> woke perso
> high int
Something is wrong.

>>82485043
welcome to 4chan newfriend

>>82486575
Agreed, midwits at best

>>82477032
>>82477181
One thing that pisses me off is that Google doesnt get shit on as much as other tech giants even if they're 100x more dangerous and malicious. Maybe they just don't have a recognizeable "face" like Zuck and Bezos, or maybe it's because they're woke enough with their doodles and shit that the bugmen defend them, but they literally control what parts of the internet can be seen. I'm as free market as you can get and I feel like Google should be nationalized so it will be a bumbling bureacracy instead, to limit the scheming and evil it can do.

>>82480861
>Borderwalkers

They arrived from the lands to the south of Burgerland, for as many varied reasons as there are Borderwalkers themselves. Some came seeking their fortune through honest labor, while others work for the shadowy Cartel, supplying the Florida Men, the Ghetto, and the White Trash with mind-altering substances (for a price). Their immigration into Burgerland is opposed by the Maga Proud Boys. High Con, low Strength.

>>82476322
It’s rude to say low on both Int and Wis

>>82485994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor%27s_sausage

>>82486008
no one wants to run a manchild setting about boohoo money bad
it's interesting if everyone is evil though

>>82475934
I imagen burgerpunk as a low tech cyberpunk mixed with a unfun and serious version Postal.
Goal is for the players to keep there house/campervan intact, the refrigerator full and manage the deptpayment on time.
Enemys range from angry kpop fans (cult) to rival gangs (evil empire). Making this to political can ruin it. So no commis and neonazis with clear goals... let them be the orks and lichs. Entcountering a cop is rare and like joining/fighting an angel/devil. Yeah you can kill one cop... but then you have to get the f out becouse all heaven/hell (local police department) is after your ass.
Quests are simpl: Buy milk, find neighbors lost dog... fighting of riotes with your m4 full auto... the normal burger stuff.
I can imagen this as a funny thing playing something to close to home but also sureal. Yeah USA has shootouts but not that many right RIGHT?! :D

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Great setting, great thread. God bless and thank you for your service, OP.

>>82476765
Reminds me of this story
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3348885/1/Face-the-Storm-QAnon-and-the-Presidential-Election-of-2024

GTA already exists…

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>>82491688
GTA talk radio was pretty burgerpunk, I gotta say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pbnjvypQ0

I feel like sports worship would be an integral part of burgerpunk

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>Glowies
Essentially Fair Folk, who're constantly trying to manipulate people into either going on rampages or violating their arcane code of acceptable behaviors so they can justify hauling them away never to be seen again. Mimic humans, but not very well.

>>82489796
>Maybe they just don't have a recognizeable "face" like Zuck and Bezos

It's this. Even if on an intellectual level you understand that Google is the greater evil, your reptile brain is incapable of getting mad at something it cannot identify as an actual creature. Anger/fear aka fight or flight simply cannot trigger in response to things your senses cannot perceive, and without anger or fear, hatred does not grow.

>I'm as free market as you can get and I feel like Google should be nationalized

Take the neo-libertarianism pill. We ain't having any of that "but it's a private company so as libertarians we must let them do as they please" nonsense in this clubhouse.

>>82493964
I don't get it

>>82481713
Thanks.

>>82482064
I literally asked him about GURPS faggot, he answered my questions. Go kill yourself with your mindless GURPS hate. You literally do not have the right to an opinion and I would literally support the police killing you for you how retarded your opinion is since it's based on nothing but memes.

>>82494086
CIA niggers glow in the dark.

>>82494324
Sorry, I'm talking about the pic
Glowies sound like devils desu

>>82494086
i think she's mad that the school allowed a faerie circle to grow in their playground

>>82494381
Oh yes iron, faeries
I geddit now

>>82476022
yes we are living in an off brand diet coal cyberpunk world, all of the suck with none of the cool

>>82475934
To think the entire setting could be turned in a Utopia if only the government amended its stupid zoning laws that cause car-dependency.

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>>82486155
Yeah buddy!

>>82494078
The idea that there should be no state controlled industries whatsoever is not libertarian, it's ancap. Libertarians acknowledge that there is such a thing as natural monopolies that don't work as part of the free market.

>>82494853
Yep, and Google is basically a natural monopoly at this point. Facebook and the like are subject to the whims of fads, one day they're popular and the next day it's Tik Tok or Snapchat.

>>82494853
>Libertarians acknowledge that there is such a thing as natural monopolies that don't work as part of the free market.
They acknowledge that natural monopolies can exist, yes. However, they also recognize that the use of regulation to force "natural" monopolies to form prematurely, and possibly unnecessarily, is counterproductive and a self-fulfilling prophecy.

https://www.econlib.org/library/Enc/Monopoly.html#lfHendersonCEE2-116_div_735
>Besides regulating price, governments usually prevent competing firms from entering an industry that is thought to be a natural monopoly. A firm that wants to compete with the local utility, for example, cannot legally do so. Economists tend to oppose regulating entry. The reason is as follows: If the industry really is a natural monopoly, then preventing new competitors from entering is unnecessary because no competitor would want to enter anyway. If, on the other hand, the industry is not a natural monopoly, then preventing competition is undesirable. Either way, preventing entry does not make sense.

>>82494941
well the National Socialist opinion is that if it's a natural monopoly, then it should be forcefully nationalized to ensure it acts in the best interest of our nation and its people

>>82494729
Instead of evil unbridled megacorps routinely perpetrating crimes against humanity in the name of profit, we got an authoritarian soitatorship theocracy with the state as head of the pantheon
Those 40s to 60s authors certainly didn't see that one coming

>>82494998
>Instead of evil unbridled megacorps routinely perpetrating crimes against humanity in the name of profit,
anon...

>>82494998
it's easier to defend against something you were warned of

>>82494998
>soitatorship
A what now?

>>82479327
no seriously look it up
and he ODed on fentanyl and died partly due to stress of being (no shit) arrested for tweaking out in public and shoplifting
and he shoplifted a literal banana he may have meant to pay for but was so out of his fucking gourd from all the fentanyl

and the three guys that tried to kill Rittenhouse were LITERALLY a child molester, wife beater, and some other sort of felony I forget now, maybe murder or assault with deadly weapon

Life is a fucking RPG

>>82481640
Yes, literally.
>>82481449
Don't forget holding a knife AGAINST THE WOMB of that pregnant lady.
Before dying under the knee of a man with the family name "Chauvin" for the wokies to freak out about. It's a genuine literal RPG.

>>82477341
Gamergirl Pee is the epic level spell, but it's forbidden...

>>82479066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOz6-bSTpQ&list=PLEphSaeb5jWXMT0ULW28c8QKG2rM9A1sU
Accept no substitutes.

>>82495215
rosenbaum was a diddler
huber for assaulting his siblings: strangling his brother and kicking his sister
grosskreutz was the wife beater

>>82495432
>hurr durr both sides are bad
Go back.

>>82496032
what the fuck are you talking about lol

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>>82481337
>dead malls

Good choice. I have a pretty burgerpunk story. In college I was fuggin a gril who did too much E and eventually got into meth and when I found out I threw a tantrum, gave her an old lightbulb vape I used to smoke weed and told her I go smoke meth too and get fucked in the ass at gay bathhouses. I never did any of that I was just mad the girl I was fucking became a tweaker, but the vape eventually became a relic that tweakers fought over as it was "the perfect crackpipe". Don't hang out with drug addicts is the moral of the story I guess.

>>82496869
>a relic that tweakers fought over as it was "the perfect crackpipe"
epic level magic item

>>82497435
Yeah makes your meth last twice as long and adds +1 to your kidney save, or so I was told.

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>>82493964
>>82494086
>>82494324

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>>82497481
You just run them over. That's what you do.

>>82496869
What does telling her you got buttfucked have to do with anything?

>>82497585
Idk man I was just pissed off and ragin' and trying to make her see what a degenerate, for lack of a better word, she'd become.

>>82497491
Don't taunt the glowies, that's how you end up dead in roadside ditch and written off as suicide or overdose.

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>>82497632
I'm too unimportant and paranoid for them to do such a silly thing.

>>82477592
>boomers
>high intelligence
No. I'll admit they were lucky though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrEUzKTt7j0

>>82498562
You need some real burgerpunk music, friendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>82475934
I know this is a veiled /pol/ thread but whenever I did cyberpunk I insisted on this cotton candy dystopia. Imagine a bunch of thugs beating the shit out of some poor fellow on the sidewalk right under the faint light of a holographic bunny mascot swinging her hips for the newest AugReal pill advertisement. The product pops up high in the ether and she winks suggestively and points at it, muzzle flashes right below the show, drowned by the music.
A drug dealer wears a display-fabric jacket with an animated Lum on it; she makes an angry face when he points his glitter-pink UZI at you and laughs when he laughs. Hentai girls on display everywhere. Everything looks like Akihabara on crack, all the corps take kawaii to a T.
The novelty has worn off since this is exactly what is happening as of late but I like the juxtaposition.

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>>82498947
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE ONIONS

>>82498947
Isn't Afghan agriculture heavily reliant on poppy?

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>>82498969
Not since the Taliban ran the Americans and their warlords out of town.

>>82499037

I mean, it was pre-2001, so it likely will be again.

>>82498969
>>82499037
Now that the CIA has an alternative line of profit for 'medications', they don't need afghani opium.

>>82499059
No it wasn't. The only place that grew opium under Taliban rule were the Northern Alliance puppets, but this is off topic so I'll leave it at that.

>>82499075
>but this is off topic
this whole thread is off-topic

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>>82499092
Burgerpunk is based, go to some furfag/amazon mommy thread if you don't like it.

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>>82490089
Nice

>>82499107
>Burgerpunk is based
Yes but this is not really the point and you know it.

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>>82476075
>whippets
?

>>82494381
She's not wrong, allowing faerie circles in playgrounds is how you get changelings.

>>82499973
Nitrous oxide capsules. You're suppose to make whipped cream with them but most people who buy them are just using them to get high.

What actually caused this to be a thing?
Even in the 80s cyberpunk was still so abstract it was escapist fantasy and scifi could look forward to an exciting and actual future even while the murder rate spiked. What happened that three world wars and two atomic bombs couldn't do?

>>82500206
Oh yeah the youth here (UK) keep littering the streets with used nos cans.

Makes me long for the good old days of flogging.

>>82500336
Genuinely surprised you can type coherently with those teeth jutting out into your vision.

>>82500309
Boomers.

The social revolution of the 60's and 70's - and it's spectacular failure - taught an entire generation that no, you cannot change the world with drugs and feel good vibes. Instead they would go on to become one of the most jaded and self absorbed generations in history, living in a time of opulent success while simultaneously being bitter and cynical because of their ruined dreams. They would impress this cynicism onto the Millenia generation who would grow up disenfranchised and lost, the so called 'Generation X' who rebelled against society but with no clear goal in mind because goals, hopes, and dreams were lame (this is most of 4chan), instead merely exhibiting post ironic frustration.

During this time the Boomers would invoke every sort of corruption, scandal, and flogging of the letter and spirit of the law in a desperate attempt to fulfill the void left in their hollow souls with materialistic gain, leading to the overall weakening of the social fabric and lack of faith in government and social institutions we know today. Ironically the 'Zoomers' or generation Z are the turning point since, estranged from Generation X's hopeless depression, they're turning to things we have long thought cringe like spirituality or social activism. The problem with this of course is that we've spent the last 50 years developing an industrialized media system that has divorced itself from reason and ethics and purely pursues profit and/or ideology, which is how you get shifty twitter SJW's and scam charity organizations with everyone becoming hyper factionalized over the most petty things. Society has taken a big swing from "nothing matters" to "everything matters"

>create character
>second generation Brazilian with blond hair blue eyes
>find out grandfather served in ww2 in Germany and relocated just as the war ended
>move the burgerland
>immediate bonuses to all stats and welcomed into the pantheon of the Golden ape.
>local police bow to me
>I give them the traditional heil salute and get it back

I loved this game so much

>>82494344
The mushrooms growing in a circle like that are often called a 'fairy circle'. Iron keeps faeries at bay. So by replacing the old iron with plastic, they let the faeries get to the children.

>>82500437
Don't forget that the boomers gave themselves extravagant pensions and then aborted a quarter of generation x so there weren't enough people to pay for it. Bringing women into the workforce plugged the hole in the short term but meant that gen x weren't having kids either, so then they threw the borders open to try to steal workers from the rest of the world to keep paying for their retirements.

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>>82499500
Yeah it is.

>>82500309
>What happened that three world wars and two atomic bombs couldn't do?
The lack of wars. In the past if you were being a pessimistic little sissy you would get the shit kicked out of you since we couldnt afford to be demoralized when we're facing down a powerful foe. Now that we have no Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan or Soviet Union to openly fight all we fight is ourselves.

>>82481449
>>82481640
>>82495228
It gets better, if you watch the video he literally steals the banana. He was trying to buy smokes if I remember correctly.

>>82500309
The soviet union fell. Now that the elites no longer feared the commies stirring up revolt among their dissatisfied plebeians, they had no reason to keep the plebeians satisfied.

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>>82494381
>>82494388
>>82500076

>>82506235
>Do we pick 'im up
>Unsavourwisely looketh he, far too noisely at that!
>He's that bloke with the goblin fetish
>Oh that one, blimey!
>The jerkoffer!
>Nay nay nay! Not a chance!
>Let's make him kill 'imself.

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>>82475934
Okay but where do these guys fit in?

>>82507042
White Trash. Hispanics are honorary white people when its convenient.

>>82507063
>honorary white people when its convenient.
No thats jewish people.

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>>82506610
>He's that bloke with the goblin fetish

>>82486575
They "know" a lot of information, they just don't "understand" any of it. They're the kind of people who see two charts relating to suicide deaths and bee deaths and Believe that Something is Going On.

The Woke and the Q may, in fact, be two sides of the same coin. Two heads of the same snake. And their followers to not know the devil they jeer shares the same body as their God.

>>82507891
Q is not Nyarlathotep.

>>82497632
Who's afraid of a bunch of balding late-40s bureaucrats? They're too weak to even fire their guns, that's why firearm training has been on the back end of the requirements list.
They can't DO shit. When shots get fired, feds run and hide so they don't break their check-signing fingers.

>>82477337
>Neet sounds absolutely useless.
That's an NPC-only class. Player classes need at least some self-motivation.

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>>82507943
But the reverse could be true.

>>82507943
>influence over human minds
>inspires fear with just a mention
>unseen and unheard
>motivations incomprehensible to mortal men
Sure thing, Nyaruko.

>>82508384
If a Delta Green module had a mysterious “N” trailing maddening conspiracy theories then it would be derided for being too on the nose.

>>82507104
it's jews, irish, latins, arabs, and asians now.

>>82507891
One of the only levelheaded takes in this thread that is also some hood worldbuilding.

>>82507949
Fuckinf sucks that the only path choice between 40's balding politician and 40' balding neet NPC is a fucking sidecheck into persuasion.

>>82508515
Yes, because that's fucking stupid >>82491511

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>>82508539
Nice where do I cash in my honorary white privilege, my aryan ese?

>>82509441
'Privilege' is just being a functional member of society who pays more in taxes than you cost in social programs.

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>>82475934
Where's the cowboy class?

>>82479585
Bullshit. It's Four Loko and Meth. The original Four Loko.

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Can someone explain why people on 4chan have an inexplicable hatred for highways and pit stops?

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>>82511654
I'm guessing that most people here are too poor to afford a car.

>>82511654
Probably Europeans who have no clue how fuckhuge and spread out America is.

>>82511654
Pretty sure it started with Euros who saw a picture of the area near an offramp and were too stupid to realize it was a business district that caters primarily to travelers and truckers.

>>82482064
>>82494223
Kek! BTFO'd!

>>82511654
/tg/ has the most non-right wing people on this site aside from lgbt
left wingers tend to support public transit and seethe about cars

>>82486008
>>Not a continuous class conflict masqueraded in ideological war.
>>Not that the greatest evil is complacency
But that's exactly what is going on itt

>>82512916
>greatest evil is complacency
centristchads always win

>>82512686
I'm squarely in the right but I think cars are an abomination. I didn't post about cars though, nor politics; I made posts about cyberpunk and they went completely ignored lol

>>82512686
>left wingers tend to support public transit and seethe about cars
HAHAHAHAHA oh man I've never fucking heard ANYONE in my ENTIRE fuckin' life champion for better public transit and I'll have you know I only lived in blue states. If anything I've heard lefties call for electric cars mean while I'm the only who ever seemed to care about public transport and I LOVE cars but I hate needing one for work making it hard to buy one for fun.

>>82512686
All the blue boards are full of literal trannies AFAIK.

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>>82498923
not really burgerpunk but 10/10 aesthetic

>>82507949
>hurr durr imma fier muh gunz
burgerpunk/10

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>>82511654
see >>82486155 and>>82494763

>>82486008
In what way is the us hypercapitalist?
They have shitloads of consumer protection laws, generally okay standart of living, and pretty okay worker protection laws regarding dangerous work enviroment.
As for class conflict not even lefties believe in it. They will rather ally with rich leftists than working class MAGA.

>>82500309
Societal decay on every level.

>>82498947
What I don't get is why soibeans. Black beans or black eye beans are also legumes, have all of the benefits, taste better, and none of the onions.

>>82514138
Given the absolutely retarded shit various US departments have gotten up to in the past I wouldn't be surprised if it was a genuine attempt to start turning Afghans into soiboys.

>>82514680
>It's OK... when I wear a burqa... I'm a girl!

>>82514680
I know about the onions thing where it allegedly decreases your T or something like that, but is it substantial? There are entire populations who eat a lot of onions in Asia and yet they seem to have much more of a spine than Americans who eat beef on an industrial scale.

I completely forgot that the filter also applies to the actual vegetables.

>>82513966
Give me a reason to save this 1.6MB PDF

>>82514090
Not just that, but if you look at countries in various economic freedom indices, you'll find that the most "hyper capitalistic" countries are New Zealand and Switzerland among others, both of those have the various social programs American lefties want. And let's not forget that "hypercapitalistic" America and "socialist" Denmark score roughly the same.

One day I'll get off my ass and make racist mork borg, the hack where the starting dungeon is Comet Pingpong Pizza and the caverns under it.

Here's my ideas
children rescued as xp
classes like a member of the Ku Klux ninja Klan and Q boomer
four page spread of the desert eagle (d10)


and come to think of it, it'll have a dumb apocalypse table too with things like half the kids being trans and Floyd coming back.

>>82515152
>Asia
you mean the place known for its neotenous women, cute traps and guys with tiny dicks?

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>>82515199
it takes less space than this one

>>82515336
and total submission to authority

>>82515336
>neotenous women
that is achieved through enormous amounts of plastic surgery though, not onions
>cute traps
No idea about Asian traps because I'm not gay. But you know about this so I imagine that you eat onions too?
>guys with tiny dicks
Wasn't it only the Japanese?

>>82515547
>and total submission to authority
As opposed to Westerners who eat a relatively negligible amount of onions? This shit feels like chemtrail tier conspiracy shit.

>>82515548
>Wasn't it only the Japanese?
and Indians

>>82515378
Upon further investigation I saw a chuck wendig quote on the cover, that should have been enough
I searched it on /lit/ and not only is the author a goblinoid they have 500 hours in mass effect!

But I downloaded it since I'm going to introduce some annoying cyberpunks into my campaign and I need material.

>>82515560
Totalitarianism in the west is relatively recent whereas in Asia it's been that way for thousands of years.

>>82515572
What the fuck are you talking about? Is this some kind of grade school burger take? You will find a history of insurrections and overthrown Emperors in Asia just as much as the West.

>>82515548
kek how does it feel to be so high up your ass? sore throat?

>>82515572
it's truly baffling that you're able to operate a computer while remaining this ignorant

>>82512686
I will continue seething until I see a fucking high speed rail in this country and I don't care that retards on 4chan think that is 'cringe'.

>>82515223
Economic freedom indices are a joke
>>82514090
>They have shitloads of consumer protection laws, generally okay standart of living, and pretty okay worker protection laws regarding dangerous work enviroment.
Literally all of these are being stripped away, hell there are people dying in a Lays factory right this second
>As for class conflict not even lefties believe in it. They will rather ally with rich leftists than working class MAGA.
This is because most leftists are retarded, but also lmao @ thinking most MAGA people are working class, or that the MAGA people in office do anything for the working class. Working class people just don't fucking vote, they don't have the time or energy to be wasting it on voting.

>>82494998
>with the state as head of the pantheon
Surprisingly, fascism was right.

>>82500437
Gen X was born in the later parts of the 60s through the 70s.

>>82515051
Just want to let you know, I got that reference.

Rate my Burgerpunk campaign:
>The Year is 20XX
>The party is the president and his cabinet who have been recently overthrown by a military junta
>The party must go state to state having over the top boss fights
I imagine it as a mix of metal gear rising and metal wolf chaos. Ideas for levels and bosses?

>>82513771
>>82513917
>>82516311
Joggers will use the public transit to get access to your neighborhoods and commit crimes in them.

>>82517864
I'm more likely to be killed by a car than a jogger

>>82514090
>>82515223
Leftists dont understand or believe in economics unless it has "Marxist" slapped in front of it

found one>>82516364

>>82494998
no we have the megacorp crimes too. we just don't have the badass merceneries blowing up corporate offices and shooting cops :( feels bad chummer

>>82517960
Yet. A donor tried to bribe a Republican Governor (in a midwest state I think) to mobilize the national guard to texas to deal with a supposed migrant crisis. Meanwhile, Betsy DeVos' brother was the guy in charge of the Blackwater Mercenary company, and was actively lobbying Trump to get the US to swap over to a Private Army.

>>82515152
it contains estrogen.
main thing it does is reduce male fertility. can't get it up and reduced sperm count
in absurd counts you would grow titties
alcohol and fat increases estrogen intake too though. also fish and plastics have a lot of estrogen. https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Healthday/story?id=5438441&page=1
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/neuroscience/xenoestrogen
but in Burgerpunk 20XX you need to make a roll+based save to prevent becoming the little girl

>>82518170
I highly doubt that the people in charge want entirely privatized armies, especially since most of them became billionaires thanks to their connections to the DOD in the first place.

>>82517906
and the chance will rise the more you're exposed to them

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>>82493964
Glowies are artificial creature made to subvert and increast the power of the dark master, the one who parasite the way of the woke
they have limited life spend so usuly they go on a rampage in the end of their life
when so they use powerfull magic that allow them to coppy a parralel univers individual history and identity, this can be found out with suposed propety and people related to their history, since they have no recolection of then even existing
if they expire they violently glow and turn to dust as the esoteric magic use for their creation breaks

I like this thread and I'm unashamed to bump it this one time.

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>>82499075
Tip top delusion. I know you blame the US for everything imaginable, but actually the upheaval in the middle east really took a chunk out of the heroin trade that was felt all the way in Amsterdam.

Bump.