>gets thoroughly blown out trying to defend FATAL>"this thread has been deleted or pruned"lmao
Should I continue generating the teenaged ogre with a greasy mullet and an asshole tighter than a vice?
>>81977014I, for one, was heavily invested in CharGen for our Mullet Ogre with no anusI wanted to see him go on great adventures!
>>81977034Yes. Let's see how far we can take this
HEY! We were in the middle of something! We need to know the dick size and shape for the mullet ogre!
>>81977034I'm 100% sure we'll both catch bans for it, but yes I think you should. I was having a great time.
>>81977052This thread is the closest we have for actual RPG content on /tg/ anyway.
Rolled 37, 44, 33, 51, 27 = 192 (5d100)>>81976767>>81976786By my calculations, this gives our ogre a final Manhood Length of 9.8 inches and a final Manhood Circumference of 5.7 inches. Bit of a pencil dick for an ogre, but oh well.Finally, rare features. Unlike the previous features, the game admits that these ones are unlikely to be relevant to a game. Still, might as well determine his foot size, fist size, handedness and head circumference. I'll roll 1d100 for foot size, 1d100 for handedness, 1d100 for base head circumference, 1d100 for whether the base head circumference is decreased or increased and 1d100 for the hundredths of an inches that the base head circumference is modified by. That's 5d100 I'm rolling, then.
>>81977074Which is why I was baleeted, I assume.Should've called this thread "FATAL General", then it would be allowed.
>>81977014So he found that dilator, I see, I see.
>>81977076So, 37 - 50 (for being a manlet) on the Foot Size roll makes the smallest possible foot size of 12-13".44 on the Handedness roll makes him right-handed.Base head circumference roll is 33, giving him a base head circumference of 33.5.The check for whether this would be modified positively or negative gave us 51, so it'll be boosted.And a final roll of 27 means that the base head circumference will be modified by 0.27, giving him a final head circumference of 33.77.One moment before I continue, as we're moving on from the hilarious body features and on to actual gameplay mechanics next.
>>81977076>Fist size is not important>Anus circumference is
>>81977076Oh good, I thought that I wouldn't be able to see the end of this.Generating a FATAL character to shit on people saying the rules are good is a /tg/ tradition.
Best thread on the board right now. I miss generating characters in shit games.Atlantasia next?
>>81977076>>81977130Okay, so, on to actually generating the stats of the character. Anal circumference and hair thickness and most repulsive traits are all much more importance, hence the game requiring us to resolve them first, but now we actually have to roll the sub-abilities.There are twenty of them, and each requires a roll of (10d100/5)-1 - and then modifiers are applied, although I do not know in what order. I'll probably apply any percentage-based modifiers first, in order to avoid stats bloating too much. Each sub-ability will get its own post, though I might have to back-track every now and then in order to find all of the modifiers that have been generated so far. Bear with me.
>>81977260I'm pretty sure the very next paragraph says you do it in the order of the tables.
>>81977076Anon keep on doing what you do. May the janis be cursed for ever hindering your great work.>>81977014Previous thread :https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/81974216/
>>81977270Looking at the whole page, I'm not sure it says that - at least, I can't see anything that clearly states that. If you're certain though, I'll go by your ruling.
>>81977034I think it's an excellent demonstration of exactly why defending FATAL as a good system is banworthy.
>>81977306> I love how this game is the great filter that filters out the idiots who are to stupid to have a conversation with you.And of course it's a K-On fan saying something this stupid. FATAL is unplayable, I have never, EVER, seen that system used in real life and only jokingly used within serious roleplay chats.
>>81977349Oh wait, it was in the one you posted. "Sub-abilities must be rolled in order" is the order they are presented.
>>81977260>There are twenty of them, and each requires a roll of (10d100/5)-1>(10d100/5)-1>Twenty times>Before modifiersoh yeah what a great and intuitive character generation process
Rolled 94, 77, 67, 41, 68, 1, 94, 14, 3, 31 = 490 (10d100)>>81977382I was talking about the order in which modifiers are applied, not the order in which sub-abilities are rolled. Applying a percentage and then adding a modifier is very different from adding a modifier and then applying a percentage, after all.In which case, I'll go with my original ruling of percentages first, then addition/subtraction-based modifiers.>>81977260First of all, the Physique ability, starting with the Physical Fitness sub-ability.Ogres are apparently not very fit and get a -18 to their Physical Fitness.However, men are more physically fit that women and get a +5% to their Physical Fitness.These modifiers will be applied after the initial roll of (10d100/5)-1.
>>81977034I need to see this end man, it's been the most fun I've had on /tg/ in 2021.
But why was this "game" made?
>>81977461Sometimes you gotta crank out a nine hundred page shitpost.Man's gotta do what a man't gotta do.
>>81977461Mental illness, probably. It seems to be made with sincerity and I can't accept that it's just a mere shitpost.
Why was an on-topic, fun thread deleted?
Rolled 69, 34, 85, 95, 54, 13, 72, 64, 90, 83 = 659 (10d100)>>81977414So, for Physical Fitness, that's a 98, then multiplied by 1.05, then subtracting 18, which gives me 84 for Physical Fitness, once I discard the decimal. Considering that the average human is meant to have a 100 in everything, this means that our teenager is rather unfit, even compared to a human.Next, Strength, which has a heap of modifiers. Let me see if I can get them all...+30% from being male, since I'm applying percentages first. +240 from being an ogre.-30 from being a manlet.-6 from being a skinny runt.So that's +204, after the +30%. I don't think I missed any other Strength modifiers.
>>81977494Because jannies do what they do.
>>81977362I don't get him man. FATAL is 977 pages of excruciating rolls and bad lore.There are a hundred better systems where I can play a black skinned blonde dwarf who hates humans and has a pencil dick.Was it all for the (you)? I didn't even give him a (you).
Rolled 70, 12, 20, 90, 28, 98, 20, 65, 69, 3 = 475 (10d100)>>81977512For Strength, that's 130. Multiply that by 1.3, that's 170. Add on the +204 modifier, that's a final result of 374 for our boy's Strength. He's probably not the strongest ogre out there, but humans basically can't compare to him. He's a fucking monster.Following that is Bodily Attractiveness. Does our boy have a hot bod? Let's roll for it and find out.Unfortunately, men have a lower Bodily Attractiveness than women and suffer -3%.To make matters worse, ogres get a -20 modifier to Bodily Attractiveness.And for being a manlet, he gets -5 Bodily Attractiveness, for a total negative modifier of -25.I think that's all of the modifiers though. Thankfully, his four-inch pancake areola and two-inch-long nipples don't have an impact on his Bodily Attractiveness.
>>81977622>bodily attractiveness affects skills such as sexual adeptnessAuthor has clearly never read an NTR doujin. Fat ugly bastards are king.
Rolled 64, 12, 70, 55, 34, 91, 89, 29, 15, 87 = 546 (10d100)>>81977622That's a 94. Multiply by 0.97, subtract 25 and remove any decimals and we get 66. Our boy has a gross body. Flabby adolescent man tits, stretch marks, body fat in all of the wrong places, you know it. Combine this with the greasy mullet, and I think we might have accidentally just rolled a redneck.Finally, for the Physique ability, we've got Health. Far as I can tell, our character's race doesn't modify this, nor is it impacted by his gender. I'm actually sure that this is just a straight roll, which makes things a little easier for me. Though I would never called (10d100/5)-1 a straight roll in any other game.
>>81977339>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/81974216/>Let's begin with the fact that the GM for this game is called the Aedile. How the fuck are you even meant to pronounce that shit?AAAAAAA-dell. At least how it looks to be pronounced. Ae would be together, I guess but the writer didn't have the unicode of that. "dile" die-ell. But I mush it together. "dell" just rolls better than "die-ell."
>>81977717good lordI know exactly who you've rolled upexcept the height
>>81977752Mullet ogre may be taller than human, but he is still a manlet among ogres.
Rolled 20, 55, 80, 54, 43, 80, 76, 93, 61, 43 = 605 (10d100)>>81977717Neat, that's a Health of 108. Not too bad.So, that leaves us with...>Physique: 158Physical Fitness: 84Strength: 374Bodily Attractiveness: 66Health: 108Could be worse. Next, Charisma, specifically Facial Charisma.Unfortunately, men get a -3% to this.Ogres get a -20 to Facial Charisma too.Then our body has -8 for his ugly, beady eyes.The +4 from his luscious, greasy brown hair and the -4 from his thin lip (a sign of selfishness?) balance each other out, for a final modifier of -28 after the -3%.
>>81977819You know who ELSE is still a manlet among ogres?MY MOM!
>>81977622>For Strength, that's 130. Multiply that by 1.3, that's 170. Add on the +204 modifier, that's a final result of 374 for our boy's Strength.Not that it matters, but ogres get +240 not +204
>>81977861I think it got nerfed to 204 because he's still adolescent?
>>81977743>He's a tight boy, with an asshole that's only half a foot in circumference. Not bad.My sides.
Rolled 77, 33, 46, 15, 17, 33, 52, 86, 84, 83 = 526 (10d100)>>81977861+204 is after other modifiers from height and weight.>>81977827Honestly, not as bad as it could have been. He's probably better than a lot of ogres, actually. The final outcome is a Facial Charisma of 88. Still subpar compared to an ordinary human.Next, Vocal Charisma. Far as I can tell, our boy's gender and race don't modify this either, nor does anything else. He's on the same level as a normal human here. Let's hope for a high roll.
>>81977914I'm so glad that I found this thread. The only time I've seen this game used was when we got drunk during a d&d session and used to to roll up our characters dick lengths. I ended up with a chode, but my friend ended up with a 13 inch minotaur cock. Good times. Bad system.
>>81977914>vocal charismaFOR WHAT PURPOSE??
>>81977014OP just shows FATAL being based and filtering small dicked mathlets.
>>81977939Voice makes some people horny over the phone, I guess.
>>81977939Phone calls I guess?
Rolled 98, 55, 94, 24, 15, 57, 13, 85, 76, 78 = 595 (10d100)>>81977939What if he wants to sing? Stop being critical of the game, you fucking sheep.>>81977914A middling roll, that keeps him very close to the average. He has a Vocal Charisma of 104.Next, Kinetic Charisma.Ogres are traditionally awful at this for some reason and get a -40, but our boy's mannerisms give him a small advantage and a +6, reducing that negative modifier to just -34.
>>81977951I'm just imagining a hot babe around the corner in a dungeon. Sexy singles in your area. Then you round the corner and take a 2 inch nipple to the eye.
>>81977962>kinetic charismaYou can look like a grotesque troll, sound like a dying pig with throat cancer but damn if the way you walk doesn't turn me on.
>>81977962>Next, Kinetic Charisma.The. What. The way he runs attracts people?
>>81977743I think it's actually ee as in bee + dile as in crocodile.
Rolled 73, 80, 12, 72, 39, 6, 75, 1, 53, 10 = 421 (10d100)>>81978004>>81978016He walks like Rihanna.>>81977962That's 118 - 34, for a final Kinetic Charisma of 84. Unfortunately not very appealing to humans, but you can bet your ass he's more kinetically charismatic that most ogres.Finally, there's Rhetorical Charisma, for the mullet ogre's skill at diplomacy and persuasion.Like most other non-Strength sub-abilities, ogres get a negative modifier to this, a -15 to be precise. That's the only modifier I can find though. Once that's out of the way, that's Charisma done.
>>81978016>The clap of my ass cheeks keeps arousing the guards.
>>81978016If you have a penalty, it means your hips are incapable of lying.
Rolled 98, 100, 14, 80, 60, 44, 90, 87, 10, 17 = 600 (10d100)>>81978036Finally, that's a Rhetorical Charisma of 68, which is pretty shit even for an ogre. He might have a decent voice, but our boy doesn't know how to put it to good use.That leaves us with:>Charisma: 86Facial: 88Vocal: 104Kinetic: 84Rhetorical: 68Next, Dexterity and its sub-abilities, starting with Hand-Eye Coordination. Because ogres are shit, our boy gets a -40 modifier to this.
>>81978095Forgot the fucking picture, my bad.
>>81978054>>81978070kek.>>81978036>but you can bet your ass he's more kinetically charismatic that most ogres.Doesn't he hate most ogr-- No, it was trolls wasn't it?
>>81978117He hates or dislikes basically everything. He's indifferent towards a certain variety of trolls, and only actually likes other Ogres like him
>>81978117He likes other ogres, is indiferent to one type of troll and dislikes or hates everything else.Quite open-minded for a ogre.
Rolled 81, 47, 51, 68, 47, 69, 45, 20, 68, 83 = 579 (10d100)>>81978117He particularly hates Gruagach Ogres (fat hairy ogres), while he's surprisingly indifferent towards Borbytingama Trolls (slender grappling trolls). He's only on positive terms with other baseline ogres.>>81978095>>81978110Not bad, for an ogre. That's 79, which sure is higher than most other ogres would have scored.Next, Agility. Ogres get -30 for this.
>>81977939Literally the only Skill it effects is Musical Instrument (Singing). The game has fucking 120 Skill and only a subset of 1 of them uses one of your 20 sub-abilities. Also, look at the math involved for instruments.
>>81978202>Virtuosity Score (VS) of 25,000,000Oh god, I remember how bad this shit is now
Rolled 10, 73, 5, 43, 54, 40, 41, 30, 39, 44 = 379 (10d100)>>81978183That's 84 for Agility. Average. This bit really isn't that funny, so I'm just trying to push through.Next, Reaction Speed. The mandatory negative modifier for being an ogre for this is -25.
>>81978183>Is a baseline ogre>That is fat>That is hairy>Hates the subtype that is naturally fat and hairyOur manlet mullet ogre definatly got bullied in his childhood.
Rolled 40, 41, 40, 47, 83, 6, 80, 79, 31, 75 = 522 (10d100)>>81978222Holy shit, that was a terrible roll. With a reaction speed of 49, our boy is slow as molasses. Someone could throw a ball at him and he would only try to catch it five seconds after it hits him in the fucking nose.Finally, Enunciation. So, our boy has a decent-sounding voice, but is he able to actually use it to speak, or is he a stutterer who slurs all the time. Ogres get a staggering -50 to this. His chances aren't good.
>>81977486Sincere shitposting is still shitposting senpai
>>81978147We are rolling up the average 4chan user.
>>81978269>So, our boy has a decent-sounding voice, but is he able to actually use it to speakDidn't you already roll poorly for rhetorical charisma? What's the difference between that and this?
>>81978293Rhetorical charisma is whether you sound like an anchor man or a smoker. This one is for if you sound like Timmy from South Park or not.
>tfw missed OP's previous FATAL chargen threads
>>81978315>Rhetorical charisma is whether you sound like an anchor man or a smokerWasn't that vocal charisma?
Rolled 30, 82, 99, 43, 84, 22, 83, 36, 76, 96 = 651 (10d100)>>81978293I honestly don't have a clue. The fact that there are (so far) three different sub-abilities that govern how a character speaks is fucking astonishing to me.>>81978325See >>81977339.>>81978269Sadly, that's an Enunciation of 53. The mullet ogre can't put a sentence together to save his life. So let's see, that's...>Dexterity: 66Hand-Eye Coordination: 79Agility: 84Reaction Speed: 49Enunciation: 53Next up, we've got the Intelligence category and its first sub-ability is Language. Not only do ogres get -50 to this as well, but men get -2% to it as well! Let's hope we get a decent roll to counter-act that.
>>81978328Ya know... I don't actually know, but I think you are right. Maybe rhetorical charisma is like prose?
>>81977014I haven't had this much fun on /tg/ for years. Maybe the real FATAL was the friends we made on the way.
>>81978315No, I think Rhetorical charisma is like Jordan Peterson "Clean your room!" shit or being Dawkins "Selfish gene" shit.
Rolled 86, 42, 64, 84, 93, 67, 29, 37, 59, 85 = 646 (10d100)>>81978363Honest, for an ogre, our boy has a really, really good grasp of language. It might be dragged down to 76 by modifiers, but that's still better than most of his kind. Good on him!Next, Math. How good is he at algebra? As a man, he gets a +3% to this sub-ability, but as an ogre, he gets another big -50 modifier.
>>81977014>Know the relative size of your penis to within a one-ten-millionth of a percent.>Everyone else has exactly the same size, there's only like 10 possible sizes I love when men find maths. It's like when birds find scissors.
Rolled 43, 58, 94, 50, 50, 73, 17, 45, 97, 86 = 613 (10d100)>>8197840582 on Mathematics. Again, pretty fucking impressive for an ogre. Maybe our boy is a hidden genius?Analytic is up next, time for us to see how much of a sleuth Mullet Ogre is. Once again, ogres get smashed with a brutal -50 modifier.
Rolled 16, 34, 5, 88, 50, 87, 91, 80, 56, 33 = 540 (10d100)>>81978480Once more, pretty fucking good for an ogre. I don't know how he does it. That's a 71 on Analytic.Finally, there's the one Intelligence sub-ability that ogres don't completely suck ass at. Their modifier is just -10, and as a proud male, our boy gets +3% too! Let's hope the good luck keeps on coming.
>>81978363>>81978405>>81978480The smartest ogre alive and he has a body length mullet.
>>81978520What else did you expect?
Rolled 69, 46, 48, 35, 48, 14, 98, 91, 94, 37 = 580 (10d100)>>81978514A more average roll, but still not too bad. Our boy's Spatial Intelligence is 100 - the exact same as an average human. So, his Intelligence rounds out at...>Intelligence: 82Language: 76Math: 82Analytic: 71Spatial: 100Finally, there's Wisdom. We're getting to the end of the sub-abilities. What's our boy's Drive? How driven and determined is he? Ogres get smacked with a -15 for this, but men get a +2%.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>81978585mind if I join in anon
Rolled 92, 97, 37, 52, 61, 37, 100, 14, 46, 82 = 618 (10d100)>>81978593shit
>>81978585That's a Drive of 102, slightly above that of an average human. Not too shabby, especially since the average ogre should be around 85.>>81978593>>81978607Sure, why not.I'll need two more posts with "dice+10d100" typed in the options field, in order to finish off the sub-abilities.
Rolled 60, 9, 25, 82, 79, 75, 54, 67, 30 = 481 (9d100)>>81978607>>81978593Don't waste rolls anon, here 9 more to complete that set
Rolled 94, 30, 26, 96, 72, 4, 69, 75, 69, 99 = 634 (10d100)>>81978620
>>81978396Honestly, rolling a character in front of a public audience is a grand old time if you have the endurance for it. This can turn into such an absolute shitfest.
>>81978607That's a 96 on Intuition. High for an ogre, even if it scrapes under the human average.>>81978593>>81978622An 85 on Common Sense. Honestly, we might have accidentally rolled one of the most cerebral ogres in the world.>>81978655And that's a 120 for Reflection. Truly, our boy is introspective.The final outcome:>Wisdom: 100Drive: 102Intuition: 96Common Sense: 85Reflection: 120That's our boy's sub-abilities wrapped up. I'll post a few relevant figures from various charts, to help turn these numbers into something more meaningful, then I'll need a moment before we move on.
>>81978694The fact that it's been this many posts and the character's actual core stats aren't even finalized tells you all you need to know about FATAL. It's one thing for character creation to be extensive because it's a point-buy system or because you have a lot of options, but what's the point in having this many rolls just for the end result to be what so far is ultimately a very average ogre.
>>81978745Though the modifiers are so severe that a lot of his sub-abilities are subhuman, they're still much, much higher than the average ogre's.
>>81978745For me it's the rolling multiple d100s for absurd granularity, then just rounding to the nearest shit anyway.
>>81978745Yeah, I thought the skill bloat in Cyberpunk (2020 though RED is still somewhat bloated) was bad. Hoo boy, FATAL takes it another level.
I recently created an Elo rating calculator in Excel out of curiosity, so I've been wondering. Would it be possible to recreate FATAl's chargen software in Excel? Sure, it would probably be tedious and take way too much time, but would it actually be possible?
>>81979007While it's almost certainly possible, it isn't worth the effort.Speaking of not worth the effort, he's excerpts from various charts, for an idea of what our boy would be capable of according to the system.
>>81979007I mean Excel handles math formulas, so it's possible. But I'm not sure if some of the calculations can be processed in excel and if the RNG is actually random (if there is a RNG in excel). You could probably do it in Python or another language much easier than excel.
Additionally, according to this chart, our boy's Intelligence is high enough that he's actually considered Gifted.A shame, would've bee nice for him to have Retard Strength.
>>81979076There's two versions of RNG in excel, one of which is proper random and one of which produces repeats
>>81979107Oh, and technically most of the boy's sub-abilities should be modified by a further percentage because of his age, with most of them being significantly reduced, but I can't be bothered with that. It's getting late and my interest in this is waning a little, but the least I can do is explore the next chapter, Dispositions.
>>81977743>>Let's begin with the fact that the GM for this game is called the Aedile. How the fuck are you even meant to pronounce that shit?From the previous thread:https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aedilePress the speaker icon to listen how to pronounce this.There is a reason the hatedom for this game is universally ridiculed>Nooo I will not learn old words that are real in english>Hey everyone D&D made up new made up words for demons lets all use that
>>81977014garbage manual for our entertainment. Jannytrannies can delete threads but they can never delete our completely justified disgust and mockery of the crime against public sanity that FATAL is.
>>81979150I'll give you my energy anon\o/ ||/ \
>>81979107He obviously has nerd rage instead, being a genius berserker and all.
>>81979168IDK, 3 people including the authors is hardly "universal"
>>81979187He's just baiting anon, and not particularly well at that.
>>81979168>implying I give a shitMy pronunciation of it is better, facts. FATAL still sucks. Continue to dilate.
So, welcome to the alignment system of FATAL. Instead of law-chaos and good-evil, you've got ethics and morality. There's also a whole thing concerning faith and piety points, also known PP, which are very important to priests. I could make a joke about that, but that's low-hanging fruit. The point is, as an ogre, our boy's an atheist so that shit doesn't matter to him.To determine his disposition, I require two rolls of 1d100. He'll get -50 to each roll, being an ogre, so his only chance of not being a sociopath is really high rolls.
>>81979235>Instead of law-chaos and good-evil, you've got ethics and moralityWhich is functionally the same thing but reskinned
>>81979187>IDK, 3 people including the authorsLiterally anyone who encounters your logic takes the side of the game defend this:>Nooo I will not learn old words that are real in english>Hey everyone D&D made up new made up words for demons lets all use thatAt least this game made you learn a real English word. >How do you say this LOL this game is so stupid.https://www.merriam-webster.com/ says it is a real English word and you can listen to it. These epic debunks only worked in the pre internet age did they.>is hardlyThe legion of SJWs who will hate on it because>NOO it has rape in itDo not count.
Rolled 18, 80, 12, 85, 84, 26, 58, 8, 5, 52 = 428 (10d100)>>81979269Well yes, obviously.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>81979235
>>81978396If you judge FATAL by its quality as a playable RPG it's perhaps the biggest pile of autistically statted shit of all time. But. If you judge it by its merit as a work of unintentional comedic performance art it might just be the finest piece of litterature in modern times. FATAL is basically the RPG system equivalent to "The Aristocrats"
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>81979235Oops
>>81979284Wait, are you actually the author? This reads exactly like that autistic response those spergs gave to a review.
>>81979299>>81979305Yeah, no, our boy is solid UI - Unethical Immoral. Whoops.What follows are fifteen pages of the author basically vomiting his perception of morality out into the book, which I can't be bothered to read through. It's mostly nonsense. I'll move on to the next chapter, which concerns Temperaments.
>>81979218The authors of FATAL are no qualms shitting on the dignity of the English language. I see no reason you shouldn't be allowed the same freedom to shit ontop of their shit. You keep up the good work anon. It's your words you can use them however the fuck you please.
>>81979339>TemperamentsFinally, how horny is our teenage ogre.
>>81979339So, next up, temperaments. Each of the humors requires a roll of 1d100, so I will need four rolls of 1d100, for Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic and Phlegmatic, in that order.Due to being an ogre, our boy will naturally get -25 to Sanguine, +25 to Choleric and +25 to Phlegmatic. Due to being male, he will get a further -2 to Sanguine and a further +2 to Choleric.Give me your rolls.
>>81979187Fun fact did you know I have see it all from FATAL haters.>NOOO this game is terrible because the Ogres eat humans and eat human children ! Lets see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogre>us, man-like being that eats ordinary human beings, especially infants and childrenHmm.> and are most often associated in fairy tales and legend with a taste for infants.HmmFYI German does not really have a word for Ogre it uses Menschenfresser literally Eater of Humans.Funny how FATAL uses the German word for children eater for one of the Ogre types.I never played the game and picked this up by looking at the listing it looks like the guy who made it literally made the game full of this kind of knowledge.What will you say next that human eating monsters are to triggering for you you SJW snowflake or something ?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>81979389
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>81979389rollan
Rolled 18, 79, 80, 94 = 271 (4d100)>>81979389here we go
>>81979311>Wait, are you actually the author?NO. I'm explaining how you look to people who are not blind sheep.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>81979389
>>81979301>If you judge it by its merit as a work of unintentional comedic performance art it might just be the finest piece of litterature in modern timesNo, that's still Atlantasia. FATAL is a pale imitation of Atlantasia's grandeur.
>>81979409-9 Sanguine106 Choleric80 Melancholic119 Phlegmaticmah boy is very unstable
>>81979466This looks like the stat screen of an RPGmaker porn game, does it have any gameplay effect?
>>81979482>does it have any gameplay effect?Does any of this have any gameplay effect?
>>81979311Also while browsing merriam-webster.comhttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aedileHas a audio clip how to say itgoodliness does not https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/goodlinesscar doeshttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/carWhat does this mean anons?
>>81979405>>81979407>>81979409>>81979414I'll take the first roll of >>81979409, which is an 18, for Melancholic. So that's 53 (80 - 27) for Sanguine, 126 (99 + 27) for Choleric, 18 for Melancholic and 101 (76 + 25) for Phlegmatic.So, he's totally Choleric-Phlegmatic.I would go deeper but I need to sleep before work tomorrow as a yuropoor, and I've barely made a dent in the book. After the Temperaments chapter, Sociability comes next and that starts at Page 146 out of 977. After all of this bullshit, I've barely made a dent in character creation.Hopefully this experiment gives you some insight into why FATAL is such a meme and why no one would actually dream of playing it. It's not because of politics, it's because it's a mechanic nightmare made by a lunatic who wouldn't know what good game design is if it ran him over.
>>81979524We appreciate your sacrifice anon
>>81979524Sleep well anon, you've done gods work.You also put more work into showing the heart of FATAL than schizOP.
>>81979524Thank you for your work anon, you turned a shit thread into a sliver of old /tg/.
>>81979284> a real english wordit's latin you fuckwit
>>81979524Yep, this had been exceptionally demonstrative. FATAL is a mechanical mess, even disregarding any other issues with it.
>>81979402your game sucks
>>81977942Too bad for you only stupid people would want to play FATAL
>>81979284The thing you are missing derp for brains is many people play D&D and no one is playing FATAL. It's retarded to blame the SJW boogeyman because not even /pol/ will touch FATAL and those faggot love to cry about the SJWs
>>81980102Imported from english recently.https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/OgerLern perfect german and read this.>Das Wort ist erst in neuerer Zeit aus dem Englischen übernommen worden, stammt aber ursprünglich aus dem Französischen. Im Deutschen gibt es keine genaue Entsprechung. Das französische Lexem ogre („Unhold, Menschenfresser“) seinerseits ist erstmals 1697 in den Märchen von Charles Perrault belegt, z. B. in dem vom Kleinen Däumling. Moritz Hartmann umschreibt es in einer Nacherzählung des Däumlings (Märchen nach Perrault, Stuttgart 1867) mit „Riese“.>Wegen der oben genannten Vorliebe für Menschen- bzw. Kinderfleisch wurde das französische ogre ins Deutsche meist als „Menschenfresser“ oder „Kinderfresser“ übersetzt. Letzteres ist der deutsche Titel eines Romans von Jacques Chessex. Im Roman Zurück kommt nur der Tod von Charlie Higson heißt es, das Wort „Oger“ stamme vom Wort „Ungar“ ab.>Der männliche Held in Theodor Fontanes 1888 erschienenen Roman Irrungen, Wirrungen wird von einem Freund scherzhaft „Oger“ (der eigenen Frau gegenüber) genannt. Der Oger lautet auch der Titel eines 1921 erschienenen Romans von Oskar Loerke. Allerdings war das Wort im deutschsprachigen Raum außerhalb von diversen Computer- und Rollenspielen eher unbekannt, bis 2001 der Trickfilm Shrek – Der tollkühne Held in die Kinos kam, dessen Hauptfigur Shrek ein „Oger“ ist.Why not this also :https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinderschreckfigur
>>81979636>it's latin you fuckwitWhy so angry ? >it's latin youTel this tohttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aedile
>>81980848>love to cry about the SJWsDo they ?>because not even /pol/ /pol/ is to retarded to read more then 5 words never speaking of a long book.
>>81981532Yes, /pol/ is retarded but not retarded enough to like FATAL. See /pol/tards like anything that they think will upset the SJW boogeyman no matter how bad or stupid it is. So /pol/tards looking at FATAL and saying oh hell no should tell you how fucking shitty FATAL is.
>>81981591>See /pol/tards like anything that they think will upset the SJW boogeyman noNo, I talked to /pol/ tards they are literally to stupid to read anything we are talking have serious problems reading posts with more then 5 words in it.I recommend you actually visit /pol/ with a totally controversial opinion like the ability to read more then 5 words is important to have, I literally never did think in my life that anyone will disagree with this./pol/ speaks>WORD WORDS WORDS the left can not meme>CRINGE>CRINGE>REDDIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1nHnEL3PMThe /pol/ experience.>See /pol/tards like anything No >This has sex in it ?>DEGENERATE DEGENERATE>Muh /pol/ boogeyman.Start debates like this on /pol/ not only will this improve /pol/ by occupying these fucks you learn a valuable lesson.
>correctly point out how shit FATAL is>triggered german autist shitposts about how angry he is that we're all blind sheepHonestly didn't expect the twist at the end. Shyamalan/10
>>81981724the only tard i see here is you.literally the entire entertainment value of FATAL is chortling at the fact it has rolls for Anal Circumference, Vaginal Depth, and Manhood Length, since the entire system including the aforementioned chortle-worthy rolls is endless tedium of rolling more d100s than an LGS has dice of any kind.no system that demands a roll of 10d100 12 fucking times before you can even begin to play is a system that is playable, let alone any fun.
>>81981819>let me ignore the facts about /pol/ retardsChanging the subject I see>no system that demands a roll of 10d100 12 fucking times before you can even begin to play is a system that is playableYep, yet the book literally tells you to use the program who will do this automatically for you.
>>81981836If I wanted to look at character numbers in a computer I'd play Disgaea.
>>81981836Needing to use a computer for a pen and paper RPG is a failing of the system. Full stop.
>>81981770It's all SchizOP, and I legit don't know if he's trolling or if he's legit schizo.But man, when you decide the moon is made of cheese and decry everyone who says otherwise a lizard-folk Ukrainian apologist, the truth doesn't matter anymore and you can indeed just stone wall anything.> The core character values need you to keep track of a hundred needless values that will produce something either worthlessly bland or a Hapsburgian abomination> Though the 977 page pdf does include a 12 page set of terribly designed character sheets, to actually "play" this one also needs a computer program just to meaningfully keep track of our pet mongrel > Afterwords, one has a world that this character creation was tailored for, and playing in this world is like playing in a shitty parody of itself, and play is just as excruciating as PC Generation> Supposing you make it to an actual game, by that point the prospect of being raped, killed and eaten will come as a relief because you don't need to play FATAL anymore
>>81977152I envy the saintly players you must DM for
>>81981983I'm not OP and you are referencing me.>computer program just to meaningfully keep track of our pet mongrelI like to see people play using this.
>>81982151No, schizOP from the former threads. You big dum-dum.
>>81979524You're a living god OP, I'll make sure to include a (relative) genius manlet ogre with a mullet in my next ACKS session. Fuck FATAL.>>81981724If you have a point worth mentioning, it doesn't need five paragraphs of context. The truth is simple and it is self-evident.
>>81981983>It's all SchizOP, and I legit don't know if he's trolling or if he's legit schizo.>But man, when you decide the moon is made of cheese and decry everyone who says otherwise a lizard-folk Ukrainian apologist, the truth doesn't matter anymore and you can indeed just stone wall anything.I think everyone at this point will pay good money to see people who like fatal playing a full legit game of it.No bitching or trying to make jokes at it only playing. I pay $100 to see this in action.
>>81982177>schizOPWhy do you think I'm schizo ?
>>81979402That's not why the game sucks. The game sucks because you're a nigger tranny who thinks that racist humor is the epitome of comedy. No wonder you like FATAL. You will never be a desirable white woman, you can only be a man who pretends that he is a woman but is also a nigger.
>>81982214>you can only be a man who pretends that he is a woman but is also a nigger.
>>81979107The fact that sub trolls(?) have the smartest retards is kind of funny to me.
>>81982719Subterranean trolls, I believe.
>>81981724>says /pol/tards are bad at reading>fails at reading Good job faggot. You are dumber then /pol/ posters.>sexYou keep bringing this up as if that is something being talked about much when most of the posts in this and the other FATAL thread is about the game being so unplayable that you need a computer program just to make a character without wanting to hang yourself
>>81979076It most definitely has at least one randomness function. I explicitly remember reading it requires pressing Excel's "recalculate" button in order to generate new values.
>>81981475>recently>over 100 years ago
>>81979168>Nooo I will not learn old words that are real in english>>Hey everyone D&D made up new made up words for demons lets all use thatFictional fantasy creatures are not exactly the same as the physical man standing right in front of you. "Being unique" and "being pretentious" are not the same thing.>>81979284>muh SJWs>in 2002Opinion discarded.
As a German, I'd like to apologize for the idiot pretending FATAL has any worth apart from being a meme. Our RPG scene is generally decent at learning complex rules instead of giving up on everything more complicated than 5e, these are the unfortunate side effects. Tut mir leid, dass ihr euch mit so einem Idioten rumschlagen musstet.
>an autist unironically defending FATAL
>>81981836>Yep, yet the book literally tells you to use the program who will do this automatically for you.So you agree...? Your system is really shitty.
>>81979491Is this a zen koan?
Rolled 95, 88 + 1 = 184 (2d100 + 1)>>81979524Not OP but I've got some time to kill so let's make a start on Sociality! First of all, let's determine our Ogre's name and birthday using this simple formula. Recall that our Ogre is 35.
Rolled 3 (1d13)>>81986803Our Ogre's name is "Shit-Squisher"
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d12 + 1)>>81986831And for the day
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>81986838Looks like you cant roll different sized dice
Rolled 33 + 2 (1d100 + 2)Now to determine his social class. Ogres apparently have no marriage ceremony, which would imply he is a bastard by default, so let's apply the -2 penalty to our social class roll
Rolled 30 (1d100)It is apparently important to determine whether our illiterate peasant was born in a hamlet or village, so let's do that now. Also, anyone who's following along feel free to roll 1d8 for Shit-squisher's starting silver
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>81986937Oh yeaaah
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>81986947Our boy is (relatively) rich. Now to determine if he has any siblings. Ogres get a =20 to this roll
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>81986985The only male child, with a number of sisters
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>81986993Let us hope he is the first-born, so that he may be driven and successful
Rolled 38 (1d100)And now we get to the fun stuff. Not going to roll for this one, as only elfs and chestlets can be gay
How sexually adventurous is our Ogre? Does he live up to the name Shit-Squisher? Let's find out (-10 modifier for being an Ogre)
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>81987105Forgot to roll, this is making me dumber already
>>81977014A friend sent me a furry ERP system that I'd say, content-wise, is likely worse than FATAL, and mechanically is worse because its mechanics might theoretically be playable.In it, "Married" is a status condition that gives you an attack bonus against creatures you are married to.
>>81987124He's a total prude. Okay that's it for Sociality I think, the rest is just shitty fluff and badly cribbed history. Thankfully we can also skip the occupation chapter as we rolled that earlier.The bad news is we now have to calculate and invest skill points. The book _insists_ that this be done year-by-year, and frankly I can't be fucked. There's also this
>>81987370>Elves don't sell their own children into slaveryBased writer recognizing Elven moral superiority.
>>81986883>Ogres apparently have no marriage ceremony, which would imply he is a bastard by default, so let's apply the -2 penalty to our social class rollThis is one of those things that would probably depend on GM's judgement, as it potentially makes no sense. Why would your character be labeled as a bastard when your society literally has no way to make him a "not-bastard"? If your society doesn't have the concept of marriage, how can it have the concept of bastards? If bastards exist, there has to be a way to have legitimate children, which would inevitably result in a set of rules close to marriage, if not marriage itself.
>>81987174>"Married" is a status condition that gives you an attack bonus against creatures you are married to.Based?
I'm pleased that this thread is still goingLet all who come after know without a doubt: FATAL sucks ass
>>81986831Well, with that anal circumference, makes sense.
>>81987064>Not going to roll for this one, as only elfs and chestlets can be gayUhh based?
>>81979007a KF user modified an already existing sheet in Google Docs : docs (dot) google (dot) c0m (/) spreadsheets (/) d (/)1Fjxxmm8rScBkoHgHLzwzrhBBtHAIXxyW_I0X5izmsjU when they attempted to play the game a second time