>>80635570
I refuse to play in a homebrew system. If a gm even mentions it I get up and leave (or alt f4 for online games mostly)
most homebrew fags have entered the hobby in last 2-3 years and know nothing but deeandeee. They think they have this hot hit hip shit but it is always a mess for they have no experience in game design, playtesting et cetera.

your's seem to be drenched too much in wargaming, maybe hex and counter variant too, given the charts.

>>80635570
holy autism
why didn't you just leave when he handed you paperwork to fill out?

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Anonymous, I don't believe you. I don't believe this happened.

However, I am willing to take it back if you can provide a photo of that binder or any information about the formulas etc used. I want to believe.

>>80635570
Oh, so he just made you play GURPS.

>>80635702
This. I had a GM tell us to lift weights to calculate our real strength and apply to his medieval game. Fucking GURPS

>>80635570
Huh. I actually considered something like this a few years back - an RPG where you handle gunshots by rolling a 40k-style scatter die on a picture of a person and seeing where it lands.

Good to know I dodged being that insane

>>80635702
>>80635729
The fuck does any of this have to do with GURPS?

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>>80635651
he sent us a few pictures over discord to study as "homework"

>>80635856

put me in the screencap

your GM might have actual literal autism like to the point of taking pills about it

>>80635856
holy fucking tism

>>80635856
This can't be real, right? This is just someone's physics homework. Right?

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>>80635856
please tell me this isn't everything

>>80635856
I believe you a little bit more now.

Just bear with it, and see how the rest of the sessions go. Please come back and post again next time you have a game. It's no longer about you, now you've got an audience.

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What the fuck is this?

>>80635651
Don't worry, it's not like the OPs never deliver or something

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>>80635856

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"These are all of the probability distribution curves we will be using in this system"

The fuck is that suppose to mean?

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>>80635939
>>80635856
Oh my fucking sides are just gone, man, this is just sheer insanity. Do you have the whole system in PDF? Please say yes, I want to read this schizophrenia

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>>80635978
i dont even know what to say about this one

>>80635993
Unfortunately, he's only giving us snippets.
He says he doesn't want to share the whole thing because it's "not yet finished and quite disorganized". Apparently he's been working at this for years, so I doubt it will ever be finished.

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>>80636025
>not yet finished and quite disorganized
>working at this for years

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this mf really tryin to be a computer n shit

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>>80636025
>years
you are the test subject for an autism project
godspeed anon

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He was looking something up in an "introduction to calculus" book during the break.

Bros, I'm scared.

>>80636025
Honestly? If he started writing scripts to automate a lot of these calculations, it might be pretty sweet in a Dwarf Fortress kinda way.
Making you do all of this math is too much though

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>>80636025
Man, that is pretty sad, aside from the actual autism your GM delivers... Is he like a Physics major or something? Maybe has PHD in some engineering type of shit? How can a normal person come up with this shit? Does he even have fun with this?

He's either beyond human, or just highly retarded... Probably both.

>>80635570
Fake and gay. Anything close to this in real life is just frustration because the seemingly complex system is just an untested skeleton with missing organs and muscles that have to be invented ad hoc as the players find them.
I do not believe your gms homebrew was this complete.

>>80636080
at that point just learn to code and make it a game. the fact that OP's DM likes crunching these numbers and subjecting his players to it is what makes it so magical

>>80636080
He works as programmer, so no doubt he COULD write a program to automate this.
The fact that he hasn't yet is giving me an anxious, dreadful feeling. He has mentioned how tabletop games are a way for him to "get away from all that computer stuff".

>>80636127
>tabletop games are a way for him to "get away from all that computer stuff".
>gets away from computer stuff
>forces players to solve line rasterization puzzles by hand

Ah, yes, this is much better.

Gift him an abacus.

>>80636127
>programmer
that explains everything thank you anon

>>80636091
>human
This is far beyond mortal autism. It's a type of autism that can only come from a completely alien mind attempting to mimic the machinations of tabletop games.

>>80635978
Another thing he said about this is that apparently it bothers him that the curves are not centered.
he said something about granularity and emulating decimal numbers with dice

This is a very complex way of saying you're fucked

>>80636214
get ready to roll d1000's

>>80635856
You know, you've got to admire the dedication, if not the common sense

>>80636340
>if not the common sense
Do you mean the lack thereof?

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So, he told the mage that he feels bad that he didn't get to do anything, and offered him a 1 on 1 session.
This is his homework. "Fireball explosion radius damage decay"

Poor fucking guy.

>>80636362
Precisely, only someone who has never stopped to think about whether something is a good idea (or indeed has never stopped to think at all), would believe that this is a good idea.

>>80636365
"You really think you're off the hook buddy?"

>>80635939
>>80635746
That sounds cool as fuck for a combat minigame. If you could choose whether to use regular hit dice or this it would be like entering VATS to do critical damage or hit a specific body part

>>80636365
this is the coolest one so far

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>>80635570
>>80635856
>>80635939
>>80636365
I think your GM may want to take up programming and make a videogame instead
All of this is... impressive and shows a clear dedication to it, but it has no place in pen and paper tabletop
I can totally see these as background calculations for a mordhau type thing where it's full on mechanical autism that the player doesn't actually see

>>80636016
It's just Savage Worlds

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>>80636365
Tell your GM that we need these rules in PDF ASAP, unironically this game probably will be a banger in Germany or another country full of robots... Like Japan or China.

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>>80636075
it's gonna be a wild and very slow ride.

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Thank god none of us rolled a rogue.
This is his stealth system.

>>80636459
Speak for yourself, I want to play tabletop dwarf fortress with OP and his friends

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>>80635570
good fucking christ

>>80636602
Ok, this is actually pretty nifty. As long as he had the lighting maps already set up, this could work really well as you have to plan your route, and pick the best hiding spot factoring in concealment versus access to enemies

>>80636602
>>80635978
>>80635939
yeah he should be making a vidya

>>80636602
Yeah that might work with a VTT but with pen and paper around a table, that sounds like a nightmare.

Another hilarious but sad detail I've noticed is that despite having dozens of attributes and stats and shit, there isn't a single stat equivalent to charisma, or anything relating to social skills.

But what he DOES have is different bell curve distributions for each race for rolling intellect. That's a bit alarming.

>>80636602
This one's cool!

This is fucking gold

WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND A PDF

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>>80636755
>But what he DOES have is different bell curve distributions for each race for rolling intellect. That's a bit alarming.
His autism is dangerously powerful anon

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>>80635570
>Why Yes I play GURPS how could you tell?

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>>80636755
>no social skills in autistic game

>>80636804
Seconding this.

>>80636127
Anon if you can get /tg/ this system I will livestream a play test of the whole thing with a group of 5-7 people trying to kill a single gnome.

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>>80635939
Good god, there's apparently an "advanced" ruleset, where each square gets different damage values depending on how much of the square is covered by the cutting line.
He said it's "for when you get experienced". Yeah, fat chance.

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This thread is going down in goddamn /tg/ history

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i both admire and fear this

>>80635570
never happened, you don't play games and I hope you get corona for lying on the internet

>>80636952
>advanced wound channel simulation
the autism... the power... it's overwhelming... i kneel

>>80637016
Plot twist: OP is actually the autistic one who made the rules

>>80637016
this
he is making charts etc as he goes, most of them are dicestat screenshots
there is no pdf

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>>80636952
GM is simulating the works of God. He is closer to enlightenment than any of us.

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Oh...
It looks like what he showed us is the "player's handbook".
there's a separate binder for GM stuff. He gave us a "sneak peak" of enemy behavior simulation mechanics.

>>80637045
Either way, someone here is definitely autistic. Whether it be OP or this supposed GM.

>>80636755
>there isn't a single stat equivalent to charisma, or anything relating to social skills.
Beware if your friend decides to take up neuropsychology

>>80635614
fpbp

>>80637143
this is your videogame design doc and you're having a laugh. I refuse to believe otherwise.

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>So this is the power of autism eh?

>>80635570
I dunno anon, I've always wanted to make a system stupidly complex for the sake of being complex. I can kinda see where your GM is coming from.

>>80636434
Part of the appeal was that it was something that I could drop into an existing system, I was thinking nWoD because I was playing it at the time, but the basic concept would just need to be adapted to any system's stat for accuracy and maybe what dice you use.

>>80636025
goddamnit man i really wanted to play it

>>80637364
Maybe I could summarize the very basic mechanics after I play a few games.

>>80637381
I hope you'll be able to make it through a few games mate

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>>80637381
PLEASE ask him to release a pdf

PLEASE, PLEASE anon, we NEED it. We cannot let this autism be lost to the sands of time.

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>>80637381
That would be amazing, but still make your DM create a PDF, doesn't matter how badly structured it would be, the people demand it.

>Anon posts some random screencaps of Anydice and random technical google images
>Some still have the fucking wikipedia filenames
>/tg/ begs this man to get his "GM" to post his "Game."
I really hope you guys are all taking the piss.

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I’ll be honest, as someone who literally designs fuel rods and reactor chambers for a living, the idea of having a system based heavily on statistical modeling of events intrigues and disgusts me. There’s a real point in engineering and design where prototyping becomes more cost effective than computer modeling. I’d hit that point real fast and just go buy a real crossbow and shoot him with it to determine damage. Fast, easy and, accounts for far more variables than he ever could with this kind of design. It also has the added benefit of meaning you can also role play the emotional component of death very easily.

Seriously though (and I’m frighteningly serious about the above) if he wants to go with something like this the players should never see any of it, he should have to do it all himself to make the decision. IRL if you shoot someone (I spent eight months in the artillery regiment and idk if I ever shot someone but I was shooting when someone we were shooting at got hit) you’re not planning all of these things, even if you’re as autistic as I am, you’re just fucking shooting at them.

The whole rasterization stuff seems redundant as well as you don’t have to have a grid system when you’re working with real things, you can just say “I aim for this spot at this angle” then apply your skill based distribution patterns to that and draw a line.we don’t exist in a pixel format so why would you even have that.

If you want I can do a post for you on how to deconstruct the lack of proper logic he is applying to create this pseudo-statistical bullshit.

Tl;dr ignoring the impracticalities of this being a tabletop system he thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is and it annoys me.

Also, I want to see after combat effects based on large scale studies done on the effects of wounds, infection and, injury.

You may be able to get him to stop by just taking his shit one step further than he does and point out the failings in his models.

>>80637435
I don't know man, some of those look pretty cool

>>80637472
>point out the failings in his models.
Autists like this never accept that there might be a failing somewhere.

>>80637435
Regardless, if everyone enjoys responding to trolls than what’s the harm? It’s the internet, fake or real the value is in the entertainment.

>>80635978
That's just the average rolls of the dice combination on the big grey rectangle on top.
It's literally just "this is how likely of a result you get when you roll x".

>>80635811
>He doesn't know
You're playing Gurps right now you fool.

>>80637435
Do not kill the last pieces of hope in me, I really wish that this is all true, God damn it, man.

>>80637494
There are literal logical failings that are provable. Though I do understand that just because something is fact doesn’t mean someone will believe it. Even if he doesn’t accept it if he’s that autistic it’s possible you can do some serious damage by making him doubt himself that much.

Being capable of doubting yourself and your knowledge is actually a great skill to learn (I don’t mean destroying your self esteem and assuming you’re always wrong) but being open to the idea that you can be wrong is huge and what really separates the genius from the autistic grog. (At least in my opinion).

>>80637517
I second this. I don't give a fuck whether this is fake, this shit's fun af to read.

>>80637558
>Being capable of doubting yourself and your knowledge is actually a great skill to learn
Yea, and it's a skill ultra-autists don't actually have.

I want to play this.

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>>80635570
He’s based. I wanna play that system

>>80637472
>If you want I can do a post for you on how to deconstruct the lack of proper logic he is applying to create this pseudo-statistical bullshit.
>Tl;dr ignoring the impracticalities of this being a tabletop system he thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is and it annoys me.
Said anon, totally unaware that he too was annoying and thought he was smarter than he was

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>>80635570
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Please God no

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>>80635570
>>80635856
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>>80637143
Holy shit I didn't think Autism could get this fucking strong

>>80635570
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>>80637143
Anon your DM is approaching transcendence, soon he shall be freed from his mortal shell and comprehend the court of Azathoth

I'm a programmer and i have always secretly wanted to make one of these absolutely deranged TTRPG's.

The tricky part of game dev is that all of this shit gets obfuscated and you cant nerd out about your repeatable strain pressurisation algorithm that rolls for how many times your traveller spaceship can exit atmosphere without maintenance before there's explosive decompression.

You dont know how addictive this shit is man. Its like math crack for you brain.

What are you guys talking about, this is probably one of the most playable systems I've ever seen.

>>80637717
>>80637735
when these images are all gathered, it all looks like garbled nonsense meant to elicit the response of "waow how autistic"
the latter shit isn't even labeled

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>>80635856
>>80635939
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>>80637143
This... This HAS to be a shitpost
...Right?

assburgers

>>80637696
No no, don’t worry, I’m well aware of how annoying I am.

>>80637751
I feel elevated merely reading this thread.

none of this is outlandish for anyone who's dabbled in rpg mechanics design
I don't know why everyone is so shocked
tg is full of brainlets

>>80635570
Free snacks and a fun story. I'd try it at least once, desu.

>>80636952
>>80635939
>tricking my friends into doing my homework by disguising it as a homebrew custom tabletop game

>>80635570
OP, sneak some photos of your game next session. If it's out of character for you just say that you think it's cool and you want to remember it. I want to see this binder. I want to see 300 graphs and charts splayed out on the table.

It's like how TTRPGs are depicted in cartoons.

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>>80635570
>>80635856
>>80635939
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>>80637143
Four more sessions? I hate to tell you buddy, but human beings can't possibly live long enough to survive this.

>>80638702
4 sessions is what it takes for the party to be enlightened as well. By the third one they will want another and after that they will understand and beg for him to continue.
That's when the CIA recruits them all to be plugged into the internet

>>80636616
Honestly, I unironically want to help the DM with this madness. I'm also a programmer and understand exactly how great physics+maths can combine with dices, cards or any random number deliverer (Instead of a simple random(min,max) function).

I mostly do it in solo sessions by myself, going full autist and calculating everything that the character does, even going as far as simulating his thinking behaviour based on percentages that fit to its skills/traits.

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>>80635570
>>80635856
>>80635939
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>>80637143
this is incredible. Completely unplayable? Absolutely, but the amount of dedication that went into this is a level of autism I can only one day hope to achieve. I kneel!
Does your GM have any kind of academic background in this shit? Like did he study to become an engineer or something?

Hoping this isn’t an elaborate ruse

This autism is dangerously based

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mf just manually running the source code to his new video game

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>>80635570
Even if its not real, i want to play it, it sounds so fucking fun

>>80638785
A couple of other autist things I'd like OP to recommend to his DM:
• Tarot cards for encounters/events: Randomness without the need for rolling dices on charts. They can also be used for NPC's personalities. Pretty usefull.
• Like in dwarf fortress, he could account for the PC's values among many human values. How much they value law, martial prowess, creativity, etc.
• A social interaction system that works according to these values and charisma. Use a simple equation to add/substract with contextual modifiers and any other social skill needed. I define talking as a way of exchanging human values, so putting a numerical value to those (Like in df) can make conversations run in simple equations.

>>80635570
that sounds increidible I want to meet this man

>>80635570
Holy shit, that’s even more autistic than my emulate eu4 with dice and paper idea.

>>80637143
get him to post this shit as PDF.
somehow.
If he doesn't want to part with his baby I WILL pay for this.
It looks like art, if outsider art.
And you can't play The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters.

>>80635856
This is fucking unreal.

i am adding this to suptg as we speak

>>80638785
That sounds cool. I once tried (didn't get very far) to define a personality system for an RPG (vidya) like that - i had a system for likes/hobbies, dislikes, virtues, etc. but I stopped when I started going insane thinking about how to represent relations between people as values of respect-disrespect and friendship-enemyship. It would be really fun to slap together as many retarded complicated mechanics together and make one game out of it though.

The original idea for me was you would be a prince trying to fuck the hottest procedurally-generated princess and forming alliances with other princes to compete against your rivals, duelling over high value girls, wooing them etc. Until you got the best one (best being a function of her families prestige, facial beauty, bust size, bust perkiness... etc) Maybe one day I will team up with a hentai artist and make it a thing for real

OP must be laughing his ass off

>>80635746
Scatter dice would be way less tedious than presented the formula method

Honestly doubt OP is legit considering all he's posted is random graphs, but it'd be funny if we could actually write an stupidly complex and realistic system based off that for shits and giggles

Is this the mechanical version of the Orb of the Albino Doomgoat?

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His autism... the strength of it... how could one possibly hope to compare to his might.

>>80635978
Each line represents the probability of all possible outcomes given a particular set of dice. For example, the black line is just a single dice, so the probability distribution is a flat line because all possible outcomes are equally probable. The orange line is two dice added together, and so middle values are more probable than high and low extremes. The real issues with this figure are that a ttrpg should not use so many different combinations of dice unless it's a dice pool system, and also what the fuck is a d24?

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put me in the screencap neckbeardia you silly prancing lala homo man

>>80635651
Anime posters once again proven to be wrong about fucking everything

>>80635570
Holy shit.
Keep us updated, this is fantastic

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Ok, I begged him to show me more, but he was really hesitant because he didn't want to "spoil the fun", and it was unfinished, bla bla bla
In the end I convinced him to send me at least SOMETHING, and he sent me "some WIP pages". Apparently it's about jumping mechanics.

>>80637186
It can't be real, noone could be this autistic... right?

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>>80635978
>d24's

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>>80640428
holy fuck god bless you and your batshit crazy GM

>>80640428
>granting players the coveted ability to jump 0.5 meters further, but only if they have hit max level
>jumping 0.5 meters further is "superhuman"
Man, this guy doesn't fuck around. No munchkins at HIS table.

>>80640428
I hope he releases all of this sometime. This is genuinely fascinating and well thought-out

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>>80640428
THE PEOPLE DEMAND A PDF

>>80640111
Know that feeling.
Check out the emuera games and how they deconstruct the NPCs in those games.

>>80640428
>Ambidextrous characters are not supported due to balance concerns.

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wow, sounds like fun

>>80640878
>No dual wielding drizzt wannabes
Based.

>>80640428
Seems fake, “the GM deciding[…]” and the writing style doesn’t seem to fit with your previous description of the guy, especially if he hands you packages of graphs one time and then writes switching between first and second person. Poor word choice and copy-pasted tables (and most heinous of all to the autist - default fonts and heading styles) don’t seem to fit with the disconnected person you portrayed earlier. It feels like someone who is worried about rasterizing to grids to determine damage wouldn’t say things like “as one is not commonly circulated we’ll just do this instead”a d100/2 would have given a better range of values and d100 would offer the ability to jump higher at the cost of distance. And who doesn’t include jump height as an important factor? What about landing on sections below the PC? Your shit is full of more holes than an inner city school cafeteria.

Kudos on writing up something to make your shit seem more real though. I fully support TG taking this project on.

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>>80640904

There's a separate formula for a vertical jump, duh.
It's unreasonable to assume that a vertical jump velocity would be the same as the horizontal jump velocity, due to effects of gravity.

>>80635856
This is incredibly based
cant you suggest your DM to make a video game or something? explain him that the algorythms and complex maths aren't fun in tabletop settings

>>80640878
fucking kek

>>80640912
I was totally onboard for it being real before the text post.
>>80640926
As they’re both motion though, they happen to have the same basic formula, in fact the velocity of a projectile in two dimensions for a transit between two specific points is defined by a single set of vector equations, that is to say, they account for both horizontal and vertical components.

My point being someone who as gone to the lengths that it was suggested they did would (should would be more fitting to allow for the prospect that I could be wrong) have researched that.

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>>80635856
This would be cool if this was his calculations to get to making tables, but holy shit, if this is what he thought was good to send to a player...

>>80641042
Really?
I thought the graphs were the less convincing part, they're obviously cobbled together from random google images.with no effort whatsoever.

>>80635570
So it's Phoenix Command but for fantasy?

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>>80640494
You inspired me

>>80636755
Based

>>80636804
>>80636929
Thirding this

>>80637186
That is indeed a video game design doc, found on "gamecareerguide" for retro boss AIs.
OP is fake and gay, as is tradition.

>>80641042
How would you separate the intention to jump forwards vs upwards with a single roll, though? They should be separate rolls targeting separate angles. Also, you could add a coin toss to see if your roll is above or below 45 degrees.
Better idea. Extend the degree range to full 180 degrees, 135 being a critical failure, making you jump backwards. But that could be abused by someone with very low skill turning around before a roll.

>>80641304
He's posted real documents. I guess some of these posts are other people bandwagoning. Or even possibly OP's autist friend just stealing random shit and putting it in his notes

>>80641179
Ebin, saved

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>>80640428

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!!!
Also holy shit your DM is autism confirmed

>>80641304
Some of the things that OP was posting along with his description seems to imply that the DM was using many of these pictures as reference documents rather than rules?

I dunno, from the OP I thought it was believable, but now I'm a lot more skeptical.
How could somebody be so utterly worthless as to give their prospective players bell-curves than actual rules.

>>80641305
You pick a way you want to do something then have it change based on a distribution modified by your skills. You’re not creating a single dice roll that creates and judges a single random jump, you’re tying to create a system that creates a realistic variation in intention vs act. If you say “I’d like to jump” someone’s going to ask “where” people irl who suffer a critical failure equivalent while jumping don’t magically fly backwards at the exact speed they intended to, they fucking break an ankle or fall face first and scorpion on the ground.

Failures (even critical failures, need to still be within the realm of probability. If you roll a 1on a d20 to stab a monster the result shouldn’t be you pulling two dill pickles out of your pockets and shoving them into your eye sockets.

I think I diverted into a dressing another post as well.

What I was trying to get at is that 95% of the information about the jump has nothing to do with the dice roll, the doe just serves as a randomizer for the variation that would occurs in real life. Therefore, you could model “I want to jump and dunk this basketball” and “I want to jump over this pit” using the exact same set of information and physical characteristics

>>80641600
OK, how would you bias the distribution from 45 to 90, without having separate checks for vertical and horizontal jumps?

>>80635856
Put me in the YouTube video too

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I am so glad I took a chance on this thread.

>>80641481
At this point I don't even care if OP's a liar, the sheer idea of a system this autistic is just fucking hilarious
Thanks for the laughs OP

>>80635570
>but he said if we just tried it for 5 sessions, snacks and beer would be on him. So we agreed.
Either he's genuinely autistic or he's having a fucking giggle, trying to see how long he can string you guys along for until one of you breaks. 50-50 he's intentionally putting you through this because he knows your group won't be able to handle it, especially if the agreement is something like you guys having to pay for snacks and beer if you fail to get through all 5 sessions.

>>80641179
I’m literally crying from laughing right now. My dogs are barking so loud they’ll wake up everyone in the house. Fucking Kek man

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Your friend is a genius

Good thread

>>80636075
Guy making a game like this can't into calculus? Anon, it's not just 'tism, it's dumbshit' tism.

I started off knowing this was a meme, suspended my disbelief long enough to have my first real laugh in months at all the pictures, and am now satisfied.

Thank you and your GM for this incredible gaming system.

>>80642304
Nothing wrong with educating yourself, especially through a hobby.

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This is so overcomplicated, it's great.

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>>80635856
I'm impressed, like dude I have been with bastards that calculated the viscosity of invisibility potions as lube for anal intercourse with a minotaur but this is intense

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>>80635856
I want to play this shit
I want to see with m eyes

>>80636025
Your man just needs to take this to a video game level, tabletop and all this calculus on the moment will never work together, or just find someone that can help him making a tailrored phone app to do the math calculation specific for this game and give you the apk

>>80635746
There's a western RPG here with that kind of shooting. You have the outline of a person, then you a plastic circle with the middle on the point your aiming, with numbers and stuff on it. Depending on how good you roll with your bonuses, you hit close or at a certain direction.
Pretty fun actually

>>80636459
He should make a program for tabletop gaming instead.

>>80637494
The problem with most autists is that, if they ever accept that the model is flawed, they will try to fix it by adding more datapoints and more math, rather than make it simpler.

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>>80637754
Am working on some shit that's still very barebone, but it's for martial arts.
The biggest challenge is, as you said, pointing out the effects of all your math without cluttering the screen to oblivion and back.
Just to give you an example, am trying to somehow explain to the player that his qi-channeled kick damaged altered the flow of qi in his enemy's meridians using dissipation spread algorithms. Just mapping this shit alone is a pain, but also allowing the player the options to target or assess the state of meridian paths and acupuncture maps without turning the screen into an excel sheet is a massive challenge.

Still extremely fun.

And I think I am autistic sometimes. This gives me hope that I am not

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>>80635856
holy shit

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>>80635570
>What the fuck kind of autism is this? We have 4 more sessions of this utter insanity.
I know you're in shock, but remember: you can say no. Don't be a faggot afraid of saying it. Just buy your own pretzels.

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>>80635856
Toasting in legendary bread, it’s like being back in the late 2000’s.

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>>80636952
>Example-of-single-triangle-rasterization-source-Wikipedia.ppm.png

>>80638647
Jesus christ, you pulled that out way too soon. Put it back until something delivers or so help me god.

>>80643189
>ever believing there's original content on this shit website
Naive fucks like you deserve the disappointment.

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This is incredible. Absolutely insane work this turbo autist has done. I'm showing this shit to my group so they will never bitch about my levels of tism ever again.
>>80636804
This we need a pdf of this once he reveals more. OP better goddamn come back with next game's updates.

>>80643138
Fuck you, you pussy ass, bitch ass, faggot.
Don't listen to him op, see it through and share it with us!

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>>80635570
Out of curiosity, did your GM also work on the Iron Sky RPG?

>>80636755
ye now I'm thinking this didn't actually happen
racial realists are, more often than not, well-adjusted and charismatic Chads

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>>80635570

The ammount of autism concentrated into this guy shall be awarded.
No such levels have been ever found in one single person.

>>80640428
>A right handed character might struggle to hit the left side of an enemy
Do your enemies not face you? Do you do all attacking from behind? This doesn't make sense for someone with this kind of autism.

>>80643982
Autists don't have a theory of mind, they are incapable of seeing things from another perspective, so it makes sense.

>>80644177
The example he gave earlier (>>80635939) literally shows the enemy facing the PC

>>80644243
You can't claim that. It could be a back view. Google the rotating figure illusion.

Regardless, it's irrelevant. Having no external perspective means that the world is arranged from their point of view, and no other perspective exists. So everything to the left of them is left, always.

>>80644424
What direction do your feet face?

>>80644474
Outwards when looking from behind, and underneath. You're notlooking at the figure from the front and slightly above, you're looking from behind and slightly below.

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>>80637435
This is obviously the fakest shit to ever be faked. I'm disgusted at the eagerness to fall for it.

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>>80635856
It's actually real, it actually exists

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>>80644854
>it's actually reel you gais!

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>>80640428
>dwarves are in the same height class as humans, elves, and orcs
wtf?

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>>80642572
Aces and Eights, if anyone was curious

> When I left the thread, people were enjoying themselves regardless of if it's real or not
> When I wake up the thread has been overrun with "fake and gay guise it's not real stop having fun"

Let me guess, the Germans awoke and came to make the world more efficient

>>80645526
Germans are only getting off work now, we've been busy waging for the last 8 hours

>>80635570
Post scans of his binder or it didn't happen.

>>80635570
Arma if it was a tabletop game

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>>80635939
>Consider a very easy special case:

>>80645526
God forbid people actually search images
I really wanted to believe, i really did, but some of these images come are legit documents posted in videogame forums, and fucking wikipedia of all things.

>>80635614
All games are homebrew, retard, created by someone's else's imagination. It's just that some of them are shat out in bigger quantities by large publishing companies.

>>80644177
This is a common misconception. It's not that they can't, it's that they often pick up on competing signals, due to having too much stimulus to make sense of.

>>80646747
This, is how 4chan used to be. People not taking everything so damn bloody serious and even going along with something obviously fake for the fun of it. So I don't blame anons finding this more fun than culture war bullshit and stale shitpost memes.

>>80635856
Woof.
Could be cool if he applied it to some kind of programming language and made the computer hash out the multiple factors and consequences though.

>>80635614
>most homebrew fags have entered the hobby in last 2-3 years and know nothing but deeandeee.
Yeah I see this over and over and over, and ALMOST every time it's the same shit; they're actually just making some D&D homebrew but without understanding anything. They usually just add shit, usually feat lists, and equipment and spells. Zero critical thinking.
The other thing I've seen, and at least this was novel stupidity was this guy theorycrafting an alternate resolution system where:
>PCs roll to see if they can determine the intent of each enemy, but only 1 enemy at a time
>The PC actions are written down by the players on papers by the PCs
>the GM writes the enemy actions down on a note each too
>all the papers and enemy actions too are put into a hat/bag/container
>the GM pulls them out randomly, and that determines the sequence of events
>the GM then figures out what actually happens from this sequence.
He'd only really played D&D of course, and hated waiting for others to take their turns.

>>80636755
>alarming
Alarmingly based
Fantasy races are allowed to have different Int scores

>>80635856
I dont understand this but i like it

>>80642954
Ive has some similar ideas for swinging and partying weapons based on swung angles

>>80635702
Wrong. GURPS uses the Imperial System of Weights & Measures.

Guys, this is the funniest /tg/ thread in a long time. Anons who prove that this is a fake - you must be very boring guys in every aspect.

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>>80636602
That's just regular dynamic lightning

tell him it will get very fucky when he has to consider multiple light sources and multiple points of view

Words cannot describe how much I am in awe of this DM. This man has literally implemented a vidyagamu on paper, and gotten people to sit down and run it the same way a computer would. This motherfucker took the "playtest your vidya systems on paper as a TTRPG" way WAY too literally and the world is better for it.

>>80647465
I think you will find it uses the United States customary units

>>80646747
>homebrew autist using images from wikipedia and game forums as visualizations for his math
GOD FORBID THERE'S VISUAL AIDS TO HIS AUTISM.
Just because the images he uses in a page of text exist prior doesn't mean the systems described aren't legit. A lot of what this GM is doing is implementing real world physics into a TTRPG. I would be surprised if there weren't actual reverse search results for some of the supplementary stuff OP posted.
Krauts keep shitting up this thread with "ree they can't be more autistic than me!" and I'm getting my Garand.

>>80647869
They are basically the same thing (except for volume measurements like the gallon). They both use the yard and avoirdupois weights.

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>>80635570
Oh fuck anon, I am revulsed and enthralled

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>>80640428
So, any insane rules for diplomacy yet? I want to see how he handles regular-ass talking.

>>80635856
Zoom in on my message and put rave lights on it neckbeardia!

>>80635570
please scan it all and post it, i want this system

This is a brand of autism that comes along every once a generation. It’s beautiful beyond words.

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>>80635978
It means your GM is hearing the voice of God and you would do well to listen to him.

>>80635856
Jesus, dude
Neckbeardia is a faggot cuck

>>80635570
If everybody in the party can chip in a total of 50 bucks and you all suggest this guy get a copy of a decent virtual tabletop, you might have a better time and the world might get a batshit new RPG.
I'm currently learning a new VTT, it isn't hard and he seems more than capable. There are a couple out there and some are probably more suitable to his needs than others. I've found the one I just got has way more technical access for a one-off price than the last one did with a subscription, and I'm willing to bet this motherfucker could build his system in it and make this all a lot more reasonable for you players.
>but I'm autistic and haven't been so excited since I figured out the Taylor expansion for 3.5's experience chart, so I'm kinda biased here

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>>80636952
>Advanced Ruleset

>>80635570
Based GM

>>80636804
Fifthing this

>>80640428
>Ambidextrous characters not supported due to balance issues.

Fucking christ.

>>80635570
Jesus christ I thought the number of GURPS supplements I was using was autistic.

This is pure gold.

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>>80640428
>Skills can be reduced to -5 through penalties...
>What a negative skill/attribute means is that instead of rolling skill/attribute x dice and taking the highest, the player must roll the number of dice equal to the absolute value of their negative [attribute/skill]

| -x | = x, since these aren't inequalities. Tfw you get dunked on to get a higher dice pool. I love this shit so fucking much. This autism has given me the confidence to continue my own much less autistic homebrew. This retard is a fcking game saint.

>>80646766
low IQ take

>>80640428
What an epic bread.

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Your friend is either an alien or the world's first AI

>>80636937
Please do this holy fuck

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I always wanted to make my own autism simulator vidya(altho not this autistic) and this thread just inspired me to give it a try. Thanks OP!

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>>80638826
this is what videogames would be like if ancient or medieval people had a fully modern understanding of physics. Only they'd have teams of scribes to do the calculations.

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>>80637143
>Tree is not run during an attack
>Choose blades or minor seedlings attack
>Is player too close

>>80635856
Why did I expect every word to be "chicken" or a Pepsi logo?

>>80636937
I'll take a night off to be part of this.

Kiara no

>>80635746
Aces and Eights used a transparent crosshair, d20, and a deck of playing cards to show scatter in a western setting.

The bigger problem was that women were allowed to be housewives or whores RAW.

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In awe of this lad. Put this shit in a videogame right now

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>>80635939

put me in the screencap

>>80654657
I miss TTS, fuck GW

>>80654986
Same.

Everybody gangsta until the DM whips out the entire Book of Judgement

>>80635856
Oh no this isn't Gurps.

This is far, far worse than GURPS. This is GURPS for Realismfags.

>>80655210
>Realismfags.
Imagining this guys rule system for spaceflight gets me hard enough to punch holes in my drywall, no hands.

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>>80636952
>Example-of-single-triangle-rasterization-source-Wikipedia.ppm.png
There is no game system. There is no autistic GM. OP is just blathering with a bunch of charts and graphs. Notice they're all lifted from different websites. This is all an elaborate shitpost

OP is a faggot and a ruser

>>80655541
What's new? I kekkd and so the thread was worth it

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Oh god oh im fucking crying like i hadn't for years
Thank you OP

>>80655541
silence niglet. it may be fake, but let us have our keks

Someone save this thread, this legendary

>>80640428
Oh mon dieu its is the best

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Anon's DM is way too based, this is just top notch.

it might be fake, but someone needs to make this happen, play a game, upload a video session. This needs to be seen.

>>80635570
For the love of god, just tell him to make a video game.

>>80637143
This one was a bit too obvious, retard

>>80635856
Doesn't look real to me, looks like some goofy stuff OP whipped up for the purpose of the thread.

>>80643656
He is the god of autism

>>80635939
You can find this pic on google images, OP is just LARPing. Rasterization makes no sense in this context, even if you wanted to draw a line on the diagram you would just draw the line.

>>80655509
You're in luck, look up aurora 4x

>>80645012
It's obviously categorizing them by volume.
Dwarves are short, but wide, elves are tall but thin.

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>>80656700
What about the Jumping Mechanics and the hot percentages? Are they on Google Images as well?

I dont see the issue anon. You GM is fantastic

>>80656700
Nothing stops the GM from getting the image from the internet and using it as a concept in his game.

>>80657395
This is a possibility I've considered too.

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>>80635856
HOW

>>80639021
>tarot cards
Dumb gimmick that's been done to death
>turning human interaction into math
Now you're on to something

>>80635570
You better post about every session that happens, we need to hear more of this bullshit.

>>80636952
I hope one day humanity will have enough brainpower to use this monstrosity of a system

>>80635570
Sick

Best thread on /tg/ right now.

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>>80635978
Having this much information player facing is a mistake, but distribution and granularity IS important to game design. Your friend is on the right track but needs to consider what the players have to do at the table.

Tell him to print tables of results, not have you do the math while playing. That will help speed up turns if he wants to keep the autism this high.

>>80635856
nice

>>80635856
I am amazed and intrigued

>>80637143
This is just a pre alpha of a gane and you arw just fucking with us

I know its bullshit but i want to believe

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>>80650618
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

>>80636188
that only creates more questions.
where are the differential equations?

>>80641481
Agreed. As an autistic DM the idea of using reference pictures scavenged online disgusts me. Even using map resources like Inkarnate make me sad, but as I have no artistic talent, I'd rather pay than use some academic graphs posted online.

>>80656641
This. It's obvious fakery, not sure how so many fatguys fell for this.

>>80635856
An Autistic Masterpiece

We know it is fake, but still a good laugh. Great thead op!

What would this game be called?
Let the dubs decide?

Adventures Unfathomable To (the) Inferior Statistically Mediocre

>>80661711
All Usable Types, In Strict Measure

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I'm in awe at the autismo.
Did your GM ever got laid in life ? This much lack of awareness about what humans enjoy, this much passion for modelling "things" with non empirical rules but formulas instead.

>>80661711
Accurate-to-Universe Tabletop Imitation System Method

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>>80640428
I'm in awe

>>80640428
I love how he know nothing about sword fight (see Handedness) yet try to simulate it with autistic accuracy.
It's like a virgin trying to describe what pussy taste like.

>>80661711
Analytic Unabstracted Tabletop Immersion System Manuscript

Posting in ebin bread

>>80635856
KEK dude looks pretty kino.

>>80635939
Fucking hell anon leave.

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>>80636602
>raycasting
In a TTRPG. I, What?

Math puzzles are fun.
Rolling dice is fun.

Why not both? Sounds like a good time, sitting down and solving equations with the boys.

>>80635570
Weird, this all sounds so familiar, but I haven't run any homebrew games lately.