She could just be a narcissist like most women. It could be self-inserting.

>GM's fetishes
>she
___ ____ ____

>>79098016
Or you could be dumb. People can and will put details into NPCs with out self-inserting.

>>79097963
Do tell

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>>79097963
I had a female DM once who did the exact opposite. Lots of detail and description for male NPCs, but when it came to other women she was always super brief and would sum up their appearance as "decent" or "homely" or some other one-world descriptions.

>>79098104
Nah he's most likely correct.

>>79097963
My DM has a big thing for women who can't or won't say no to sex, due to their nature or circumstances. I tell him how it reeks of a lack of confidence and directed him to the IASIP implications scene, but he refuses to change.

>>79098455
Nope he like you is wrong and dumb

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>>79097963
My DM really has a thing for slaves and slavery. Not like... us players ending up as slaves, but definitely for the villains always having slave servants and harem-girls in shackles and always having "fresh captures" on display for sale and such. I think he crutches on it as a easy way to make us hate his villains.

>>79098478
Are you seriously simping for women you will never meet? Because it's either that or you are a woman yourself. Nothing you post here will change this board, nothing you say will change anyone's minds, you can post all the "NO U STOOPID" you want, no one gives a shit. Make better life choices, my friend.

>>79098038
Yes, Woman have sexual urges too.

>>79098501
Yeah, that's right up there next to villain suddenly tries to rape the female hostage trope that Hollywood loves.

I get that sometimes it's fun to use tropes, especially when panning them or just to be silly once a while, but it frustrates me to no end that so many pcs/gms are just fucking lazy when it comes to storytelling.

I'm sure a large part of it is just the nature of stories that the average person consumes, but if you're just going to regurgitate bs, why even sit at the table?

>>79097963

>first GM
>VERY into big titted women with demure and innocent outlook, that were also chainraped at the age of 12, and could take on a horde single handed
>Fellow PCs female character got raped three times in a row, over three in game days, in a single session
>You're also not allowed to harm his pretty NPCs, even if they attack you
>Non verbally agreed to never let said GM run anything again

>2nd GM
>Keeps inserting child like NPCs in game for party to "adopt"
>Gets party into stick situations reminiscent of remade "Three Men and a Baby"
>All an elaborate ruse to hide his very obvious musclewoman and Legend of Zelda fetish

>3rd GM
>very much into anime guys, "average breast" women trope in anime
>where you're not busty enough for big tits, but also not flat enough to be considered flat
>Is also "average breast" woman
>runs one shots, is pretty cool

>4th GM
>into Yvonne Strahvoski
>we don't talk about it

>5th GM
>plays either idiot savant, dumb but good natured or extremely cunning PCs
>very into punk and goth girls from games they've GMed
>doesn't bring it up, would be subtle
>but there's definitely an over representation of the aesthetic, hair dyes and side cuts
>even among the aliens
>especially among the aliens

>>79098571
The irony of your stupid post. This moron >>79098016 is talking about a woman he does not know, applying stupid things he heard in /r9k/ not only to her but to all women.

>>79098629

I also distinctly remember for the first GM, Hellsing got brought up in passing, and they went on a 15 minute rant on why Seras is shit. Take that as you will.

>>79098662
The fact he's into anime should have tipped you off.

>>79098658
I think you need to re-read what irony means. There's a difference between generalizing about people you don't know, and simping for them.

>>79098690
I think you should try thinking.

>>79098501
>>79098619
Not gonna lie, as a DM I usually do this for at least ONE villain in a big campaign, but not ALL of them. Slaver is one of the classic villain tropes right up there with warlords, crime bosses, corrupt nobles, ect. I don't think there's anything wrong with "regurgitating" tropes as long as you're not full-sale plagiarizing something beat for beat from some other media.

>>79098711
Ah, there's that "no u stoopid" again.

>>79098629
I'm gonna need more for the second one, because I don't know how those things tie together.

>>79098794
Well if the shoe fits

As a DM, I get excited when characters start dying. I enjoy their deaths

all of my important female NPCs are wearing hose. It doesn't always get brought up, but every now and then a noblewoman will complain about a run in her hose, or I'll describe them during a scene where the players need to dress well, or I'll describe the combat damage against an enemy mage when the rogue slashes across her thigh through them

Nobody's mentioned it yet if they've noticed

>>79098845
Why's that?

>>79098856
Their disappointment fuels my spirit

>>79098864
That's pretty dark, man.

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>>79098714
My complaint is more just that they're fucking everywhere, and usually there's no thought behind it. Feels like the SpongeBob meme with I'll have a slaver with a side of rape, how original kind of thing.

I've only had 1 gm that I felt actually explored the idea of slavery beyond just bad. Swrpg game, at the moment was dealing with Zygerria, and they had actually bothered to build slavery into the society.

And we had to deal with all the fallout after.

Nothing like having a sudden crashing econom, a bunch of npcs to take care of, and all the other damn issues that cropped up to make you suddenly think of offloading some sentients on another slave trader.

>>79098629
>into Yvonne Strahovski
based

>>79098104
People also put detail into NPCs without it being a fetish. Anon just provided a possible alternative. If she's not a lesbian then he's probably right.

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Not a DM, but pretty sure one of our players is a vore fetishist. She has, on multiple occasions, intimidated small NPCs by threatening to Reduce and eat them.

>>79098855
Why do you feel the need to force your fetish on others?

>>79098629
3rd sounds based, anything more than a handful is unnecessary

>>79098953
I don't feel like I am. It's more of a background thing that's only there because I like it

like I said, the majority of the time it never comes up what characters are wearing

>>79097963
>Lesbian
How fat is she?

>>79099022
Read the thread.

People notice, they just don't say shit.

>>79099045
I'm sure people do, but I don't feel like I'm being egregious with it. Not like I'm describing the shoe dangles and shit

lots of fantasy characters wear hose in published art and media

>>79098932
Someone can put detail into NPCs without it being a fetish or what that retard thinks. OP has not really told us anything about the DM

>>79097963
The GM for one of my groups is always including her magical realm but it's all stuff that's pretty suitable for a fantasy campaign (chained and tortured princesses, tomboy barbarians, chained and tortured tomboy barbarians) so it's never caused a problem. Would easily slip under the radar if I didn't know that's what she's into.

The DM for our other campaign has yet to include any fetishes that I can recognise because he's not an autistic coomer.

>>79099154
>tfw no tortured tomboy barbarian to rescue and wife
why even live bros

>>79099138
It's the level of detail and focus that outs it as a fetish, there's a limit to what you can get away with.

>>79099114
Yeah, but like, ever think it doesn't come up that much because they are purposely trying to avoid your fetish?

Like, in a similar situation, I'm gonna stop asking descriptors on npcs

>>79097963
I'm currently in three games, I don't have to guess for any of them because in all three the subject of what the DM and players fetishes are have come up, as well as requests to include them

>>79099205
Sadly we were unable to rescue the barbarian princess who'd been pursuing us across the icy wasteland. The BBEG had implanted himself too deeply within her mind and we couldnt find a way to exorcise him but since the paladin is a simp we couldnt kill her either. Instead she's been left unconscious on a plane where time doesn't flow and hopefully the death of the bbeg will free her, I reckon there's a fair chance we'll have to kill her anyway.

>>79099154
Lesbian or a tomboy into bondage?

>>79099425
I've yet to notice a decline in people asking for descriptions of NPCs in the several years I've been DMing

for the most important and reoccuring NPCs I usually find/commission art (and the female NPCs legs are not always visible, especially if it wouldn't make sense for the character)

the way I see it, if I want to make a fantasy world where hosiery is everyday wear for women, I'm allowed to, as long as it doesn't interfere with people's enjoyment.

>>79099458
Id leave

>>79099458
what were the fetishes? did you share any of them?

>>79099490
Bondage with mechanical effect is fun, don't know if I count as a tomboy.

>>79099490
Tomboy switch, more sub than domme and more into pain than just bondage.

>>79099494
>the way I see it, if I want to make a fantasy world where hosiery is everyday wear for women, I'm allowed to, as long as it doesn't interfere with people's enjoyment.

I mean, I don't disagree. It's your game, do what you want. Personally, I think thigh highs are fucking awesome.

Like, I'd be fine with your game, especially compared to whatever weird ass fur loli shit is happening in the game next door.

I'm into some weird shit, but I'm not going to put it in my games. So... why?

>>79099535
>>79099619
Neat.

>>79097963
I'm damn sure that my DM is a fag. He has these two adventurers that appear as basically background characters (a male tiefling Paladin and a male half-elf Fighter) and their his favorite. I'm pretty sure he and two other players are ERPing with their male characters.

>>79099535
>don't know if I count as a tomboy
post tummy so that we can determine

>>79099728
I'll get banned from /tg/ for doing so, I'm sorry.

>>79099744
eh, that's evidence enough, no courage = not a tomboy

>>79099780
Guess that's so, would talk about bondage in RPG be allowed on /tg/?

>>79099821
The rules and their enforcement are completely fucking arbitrary and depend more on janitor's mood than anything else.

>>79099649
>why?

because part of the fetish is that it's an everyday thing. People wear hose all the time, because it's just an article of clothing. I work in an office and during the winter nearly every woman I work with is wearing them. The fact that I derive pleasure from that is part of what makes it a fetish, so being able to put it into my game with the excuse of "it's just an article of clothing" make my peepee feel good.

>>79097963
My GM makes darkly handsome bishounen villains of unspeakable evil and every time we look the other way, a new villain has already begun a relationship and is halfway to marriage with another party member. We joke about it a lot actually because one person's fetish is another's comedy.

>>79098501
Shackled elf slaves are the only elfs worth keeping alive.

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>>79097963
Well, she could be worst, I mean, look at the "dm" of some other settings and their magical realms...

>>79100339
I'd be lying if I said that scene wasn't kinda hot

>>79097963
He makes us fight so many skeletons. I don't like killing them because I feel bad :(

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>>79097963
I run a lewd campaign and tend to include my players fetishes more than my own, or at least I try to. There's a fair bit of overlap anyway, so things are pretty good overall.

>>79100531
very curious about your lewd campaign, what does an average session look like?

>>79100339
Goblin slayer is just pure snuff rape porn. Its like... WTF?
Is this REALLY fucking neccessary for the show to work? I mean, you don't have an episode dedicated to a party of dudes getting minced by giant scorpions or whatnot.

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>>79100579
Mostly standard adventuring, a bit more opportunity to rp with npcs, and of course more monsters looking to breed, pervy traps or npcs seeking a bit of fun. Actual erp gets pushed over to side channels, and sometimes we even find time to complete such scenes, though a few have fallen by the wayside.
Never involve dice in your erp, unless it's a cute PC gambling and desperate enough to bid themselves at a last chance to win it all back.

>>79100339
Goblins can't get that big. This is goblin propaganda

>>79097963
Muscular women in positions of power and shortstack tinkerers, there's always at least one of each

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>>79100809
I mean, really, given how common it is in fantasy, is "muscle women in your story means its a Fetish!" REALLY true?
>desperate hides muscle girl fanart

>>79100756
>uhm, excuse me, but is this necessary? Are you obligated to feature these elements? In this work entirely made up of what you wished to put into it, was it required you do this?
Yes. It's still shit, but yes.

>>79100853
You haven't seen the art he does, i had to fight him to get my orc to look properly ugly

>>79100891
Post the art The ugly and the cute

>>79098604
how come my crocs don't get the game store cashier to suck my cheesy chode then
Liar

>>79100756
>you don't have an episode dedicated to a party of dudes getting minced by giant scorpions or whatnot.
Because people would laugh at the males's deaths. Please, do learn how your own species behaves.

>>79097963
Or maybe she has noblewomen fetish. I do too.

>>79099458
haha wat

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>>79098619
Tropes are not inherently bad. Tropes are tropes because they are effective at communicating a concept to an audience.
Overusing a trope in a short span of time, especially without a novel spin or a connection to the setting is what is bad. I figure you know this but it is my pet peeve when people think a trope with no elaboration.

there is a suspicious amount of monsters who's female counterparts are bigger and thicker than the males.
many monsters have combat maneuvers that involve pinning, rolling over victims or suffocating through hugs or weight.

When we see a sleeping dragon, he goes to great lengths describing its posture and how the tail snuggly coils around rocks/gold/princess. Dragonhugger anon might be our GM

>>79097963
But I'm the GM...
>CBT fetish
>be careful to never let it slip into my game, no enemy ever goes for the groin etc
>only did so once when an allied female NPC tortured a vampire and nothing I did even raised an eyebrow, so I let her castrate the vamp and that finally shocked my players

the other guys that were GM at some point:
>GM 1 we're all pretty sure has a fetish for futa/ladyboys/(passing)transsexuals because we stumbled onto his porn folder once
>regularly plays sneaky rogues, somehow always ends up in a situation where he has to dress as a woman to talk his way into a castle or villa
>never really brings up his fetish as GM, seems more like he tries to guess other peoples fetishes and deliver on that so that they like his GM style
>only time I've ever witnessed the party commit rape when he GM'd

our only female GM:
>from her PCs I'm guessing she really just has a 'fetish' for slutting it up
>regularly plays characters that are outside of normal society like elves, witches etc. and immediately takes every halfway good looking man to bone town
>as a GM seems to do a 180, all NPCs we encounter are dour no-nonsense types that maybe have had sex once a decade ago for the sole purpose of procreation and now they're done with that silly nonsense

finally the guy who's been the GM for longest besides me:
>sort of an enigma to me
>if I had to guess he's into muscle women because most female NPCs that come with a detailed description are warrior women
>I think he really wants to start a family, his last girlfriends all left him when it got serious and every PC he plays tries to find a wife and have kids and he gets super pissed off when you drag them into the plot

>>79098451
I know objectively speaking that most women are attracted to men but something about that idea just doesn't click. It just doesn't make sense.
>Inb4 cuz ur ugly lol
Yes, but also in general. If I look at the general behavior of women towards men, the idea that women are attracted to men feels false. Hell, look at how often women compliment each other on their looks VS how often they compliment men. It almost feels like a blatant falsehood that is only widely believed because it's constantly repeated.

>>79097963
My GM keeps trying to push my character and his wife's character into a sexual/romantic relationship despite both my in-game and out of game protests. The wife seems to be in on it as well.

>>79097963
I try to not look too much into it and just enjoy the game, but it's pretty obvious our GMs attachement to latex like materials and damsels in distress goes beyond tropes. I can't recall a session when we wouldn't find a woman hooked up on some tubes in crazy scientist's lair or brainwashed spies. It's also possible that one of the players shares that affinity and plays exactly the type of character that volunteers to bait the villains and always ends in perilous situations.

Also when I was 12 friend's older sister ran dungeon and dragons game for us and there were traps that turned my character into catboy and then the NPCs spent unhealthy amount of time trying to interact with my character like he was a cat. I always thought she just liked animals, but /tg/ made me suspicious she might have some weird furry fetish, but don't know if it's a thing.

>>79097963
Lolis and we all love them.

>>79100756
How else will you get jaded incels to consoom your media

>>79101796
Gobbos slayers is more popular with women, men read moe and mindless action manga.

>>79101301
>there is a suspicious amount of monsters who's female counterparts are bigger and thicker than the males.
Based

>>79101734
>/ss/ catboy fetish
did you bone her, anon? you can tell us.

>>79097963
There are no good Father-Son relationships. One family we came across, just a boy and his father, the boy would call his Father by name. With the GM blowing up about how not everyone calls their Father 'Dad'. Why yes he's from a single-mum family, how could you tell?

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>>79101945
>s*ngle m*ther households
And they call me sexist when I say financially compensating women for their disloyalty is a bad idea.

>>79097963
First character in my last campaign got it on with the shop keeper who was constantly going into heat. They got married, had eggs together, and it turns out being close to laying eggs also puts dragonborn in that setting into heat. Just... so much going into heat. Also random claw marks on the counter from when the shop was briefly closed for "lunch breaks." It was a small village, with thin walls, and apparently she was loud.

Being loud was a trend, as another player also ended up married to an NPC, this time the guard captain. They rolled for how good he was and he got a nat 20, so of course shenanigans were afoot. It was established that sometimes my PC, her PC, and the lesbian dragon blacksmiths had competitions for who was loudest.

My other PC, a male human ranger, was impregnated by a mindflayer. Allegedly it was a random dice roll for who would be targeted and I happened to come up, but every time I tell the story on 4chan everyone screams mpreg fetish so who knows.

>>79099982
This has been one of the most open and candid conversations I've seen in a minute. Not the Anon that's been asking but I just wanted to say something. I appreciate your candor about it. I also think what you're doing is completely fine. It'd similar to if I had a thing for blondes and it turns out most princesses had blonde hair. Not too weird and I could enjoy it. There's subtleties that can exist in things. I mean as long as you're not going full Nickelodeon with feet then you are doing OK. Fuck you Dan Schneider you perverted weirdo.

>>79101983
It clearly fucked the guy up. You'd think he was some an edgy teen living at home with the amount of Ran away From or Dead Parents tropes he uses but nope. Constant.

>>79101925
No, at that time I just played along, it only changed my character's looks and not stats, so it was like a warning to be careful in ancient tombs and not to play with curses. I didn't think it could be anything sexual till magical realm threads. But she gave me irl earsratches, belly rubs and made me sniff her butt if you are one of the people that lewds this.

>>79102056
BRO
she wanted the D
hardcore

>>79097963
DM has both included and played multiple female characters that are tall, strong, distant but wise and motherly women that want to mentor lost or wayword men and teach them how to love. Oh yeah and they also have muh honor

>>79097963
Yeah no, if a roastie starts going into that kind of detail she's obviously self inserting as a pretty girl and hopes the pcs will give her attention.

>>79097963
Haven't really noticed anything blatantly coomer, but if I had to take a stab in the dark I'd say degradation or tsunderes because every NPC takes every opportunity to call PCs "Idiot".

>>79100346
It's not my fetish but it does please me to watch strong women get beaten and raped.

My GM is my brother, so I already know his fetishes. I don't hassle him about them, though, since he doesn't hassle me about mine.
And no, I'm not telling you.

>>79102324
>Not shouting your family's secrets to the void
What kind of faggot are you?

>>79098953
Why do you feel the need to put him down for enjoying his world-building? It's an inconsequential thing that has next to no impact on the game but it brings him joy.

>>79099649
Stop using "Like,..." in a text format. The fuck is actually wrong with you? And your spacing is egregious. How reddit are you?

>>79101452
This might be the most /r9k/ thing I've ever read...

Anon, let me let you in on a little secret. Women are hornier than men. I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's true. Societies in general (pretty much all of them) do not encourage them to express this however, which is why it seems like dudes are the horndogs. But believe me, women are checking guys out more than the other way around. If you ever have a close female friend, ask her if she has a pair of jeans that fit *just right* and I guarantee you she'll say yes. And then you're her new gay bff, even if you're not gay. So I dunno, be careful with that. You'll get all the dirty, nasty secrets of womanhood at the cost of being forever friend-zoned.

As for compliments. It's a society thing again.You're pretty hung up on women complimenting women and not men, but that's true of men as well, isn't it? Do men compliment each other? No. Do men compliment women? Yes. Societal norms. It's also because compliments for women tend to be shallow and easy. You compliment a woman on her hair, make-up clothing, etc. What do men get compliments for? Displaying prowess and skill. I think you can figure out which is more readily apparent and which only gets shown off every now and then.

If there happen to be any femanons reading this essay, compliment a dude today. It'll make his week. Just be careful he doesn't mistake it for desire.

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>>79097963
OP's fetish is piss and shit.

>>79097963
that's not a fetish dummy

>>79103265
This, it's called a mental illness.

>>79103091
Are you new?

There's a suspicious amount of female GMs on this thread

>>79103331
Females have been trying to infiltrate our hobby ever since it became mainstream.

>>79101019
Have you put your crocs on the counter and asked politely if she would like to shine your pole with her mouth?
If not then dont complain

>>79102279
She is the DM retard, having everyone's attention is a big part of the job.

>>79103393
Women have been a part of the hobby from the start, kid

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>>79101071
>Please, do learn how your own species behaves.

>>79107642
Yea but those have been WINOS (Women in Name Only)

>>79100756
Pretty much. Without the transparent shock value from the gore and graphic rape scenes, it ends up a completely unremarkable harem anime.

>>79097963
>>79098016
Or a femme focused fashionista.

>>79098501
>>79098619
>>79098714
>>79098917
I just feel that it’s okay for villains to be assholes who wouldn’t value human life. Though admittedly my “DM fetish” trait to give villains is hypocrisy. When you’re not willing to live within the confines of the rules you hold the rest of the universe to then you’re an asshole.

>>79097963
My sexual fetish though is that there’s usually some hint of an interspecies/racial romance though. But it’s usually a one-sided or purely a rumor.

>>79107684
It sounds like your brain is made of WINOS (people who drink cheap wine) and that got you confused

>>79097963
>DM painfully describes their articles of clothing

My DM is a fucking tailor.

>>79102945
>women are hornier than men
It's you again. Let me guess, you're going to cite Greek myths that contradict everything modern science says about the immense sex drive gap. Hell, we don't even need science because your little fantasy collapses even as a thought experiment.

>>79101301
>many monsters have combat maneuvers that involve pinning, rolling over victims or suffocating through hugs or weight.
Unfathomably based

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>>79099821
>Guess that's so, would talk about bondage in RPG be allowed on /tg/?
Use to be text was considered safe for work, but...

>>79099963
>The rules and their enforcement are completely fucking arbitrary and depend more on janitor's mood than anything else.
...Yeah.

>>79101734
>I try to not look too much into it and just enjoy the game, but it's pretty obvious our GMs attachement to latex like materials and damsels in distress goes beyond tropes. I can't recall a session when we wouldn't find a woman hooked up on some tubes in crazy scientist's lair or brainwashed spies. It's also possible that one of the players shares that affinity and plays exactly the type of character that volunteers to bait the villains and always ends in perilous situations.
Clearly they would enjoy the Totally Spies RPG...

>>79101987
>My other PC, a male human ranger, was impregnated by a mindflayer.
...That's not usually how Mindflayers work...

>>79102945
>Women are hornier than men.
What metric are we measuring on?
Because men are statistically proven to think more often about sex, it's what happens when all your sexual gratification nerves are in one place, but if we're talking MAGNITUDE then I'd agree.

>>79103331
>There's a suspicious amount of female GMs on this thread
Which is why I'd buy women being "hornier".

>>79107684
>Yea but those have been WINOS (Women in Name Only)
What's your criteria for a "Real" woman, because fa/tg/uys aren't exactly the pinnacle of masculinity either...

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>>79108079
nice

>>79108351
>What's your criteria for a "Real" woman
They have to do a heckin big LICC on my penobulous

>>79097963
Very blatant NTR/cuckolding fetish, by frequently either introducing NPCs who are in relationships to PCs, actively catering said NPCs to said PCs' tastes, or worse, having gruff, fat ugly bastards constantly threatening the one female character who is 'due to be wed' to a nobleman.

>>79108626
Wait, they're having the NPCs cucked, not the PCs?

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>>79097963
>tfw banned my fetish in the setting because my own fetish makes me uncomfortable and I wanted to keep myself in check
>had the goddess who banned that type of magic shares my exact reasoning since she originated as a catalyst for that fetish when I was younger
I never mention it, but it's banned in case anyone tries it.

>>79109874
What's your fetish, anon?

>>79109912
Shrinking/Growth.

>>79102056
>Sniff her butt
Anon...

>>79110110
So no Enlarge / Reduce? That's kinda silly. Did you play some JRPG with the mini effect or something?

>>79098803

>GM keeps bringing up scenarios where we have to "adopt" a child NPC
>Occasionally it's not even a child, just a straight up useless fuckup NPC
>Keeps making happy family jokes
>Comfortably shrugs off suggestion they're shipping party members
>Even shrugged off dark joke about loli fetish
>Then brings in elven NPCs, fishpeople NPCs, Midna unbound form
>Oh, and Gerudo women
>While none of the sprites are cropped porn exactly, they're definitely from artists that do porn
>Albeit tasteful stuff
>"Hey GM, have you got a fetish for this stuff?" said one foolish player
>Never seen anyone blanch that quickly
>"I uh, wha, I don't"
>Takes about a minute to recover
>We know they subconsciously chose SFW Zelda art from porn artists
>They know we know
>Entire party now knows GMs "fetish" for Zelda
>Also now knows GM is definitely not a pedo, as they wouldn't be able to keep a straight face through the heckling

We uh, we don't bring it up anymore. It went from 0 to 100 real quick, even after we reassured them we don't care.

>>79110321
Nah size stuff just used to spook me as a kid probably due to all the movies and cartoons that feature it. Especially shrink since not only are you physically pathetic when small enough, but you're now at the bottom of the food chain and some random bug or animal could kill you. It's the most humiliating of all the common magic themes that you could pass off as non magical realm. So rather than always making sure my favorite characters were pretty much sizeproof, I just outright banned it with a canon explanation to keep myself and other closet sizefags in check.

>>79097963
My GM decided that orc women should all be futas. I made fun of him for it, and now he vehemently denies that he ever did that.

>>79097963
It's my group that pointed out to me that I have a thing for glasses. Now I feel self-conscious whenever one of the already established bespectacled NPCs interacts with the party. I also include more than my fair share of lesbians / gays but they're in Germany 1920s-ish so I didn't think that would be too weird.

>>79099503
Your loss, they've been quite fun so far, both the fetishy and nonfetishy bits, so I plan to stick around

>>79099519
I'm pretty sure someone from at least two of the groups would identify me if I mentioned what they were, and probably already has, but yes, for the most part they've matched mine, or at least been tangential to them and didn't include anything I disliked

>>79101250
Sometimes such subjects come up if you're not a coward
And at least one of the groups was formed specifically for such things

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>>79098952
Give her the axe.

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>>79098501
I have a really hard time not including slavery when I'm worldbuilding. Yeah, I do have a slavery fetish, but I also just think it's a concept that can really easily spice up a world and make things a little more grimdark while still being totally believable. I have been guilty of sexualizing it in my campaigns though, sorry, can't contain myself sometimes.

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>>79097963
GM's Orc barbarian lady npc took a shit on the ground and rubbed a PC's nose in it, and described it in extreme detail while doing a little chris-chan giggle in between sentences ended with a player jumping the table and beating his ass irl

>>79098952
That one is easily verified, introduce some small annoying NPCs (fairies, pixies or some such) to pester her and see if she bites (pun intended).

I guess you could call the goth accountant npc in my game a magical realm thing since I am admittedly into panda eyes, but I wasn't thinking about that when I came up with her and she hasn't got the kind of personality I enjoy. I vaguely remember having recently binged a lot of wheel of time when I came up with her.

>>79116709
Clearly the player was in the wrong.

>>79098952
Have something call her bluff

>>79102056
>she gave me irl earsratches, belly rubs and made me sniff her butt
Anon, you were groomed by a pedophile who took advantage of your youth and naivety to do petplay.
What you do with this realization now is up to you.
Whatever you do, don't become >>79109874 who's fetish is denial

>>79097963

>she uses the lore of a series of h-doujins to form the basis of a coherent campaign

She might be a sadist because her NPCs are good enough to give the PCs a serious fight but are like the IJA in that they will often fight to the death and the PCs have elevated combat to carnage in the name of "efficiency". For instance, the PCs were traveling as dancers/musicians in a troupe when a group of the Crown Prince's bannermen arrived to enforce an edict of tribute. The official in charge of the group had one of his subordinate swordsman slash one of the musician's down the back, opening his spine to the air, because the musician's father decried the Crown Prince's increasing acts of tyranny in his fight against his brother princes to succeed the Emperor. In response, the musician's brother punched the swordsman in the face who subsequently ran the musician's brother through with his sword, gutting him, the troupe's hired security attacked the Crown Prince's bannermen, and we went into action. Suffice to say, the Crown Prince's bannermen were massacred to a man, some perishing in gruesome fashion from simultaneous strikes from the PCs (mainly favoring the reach and versatility of polearms).

>>79117603
Post numbers because we want to see how bad it really is.

>>79100290
You shut your dirty mouth!

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>>79097963
One GM was definitely into anthro stuff (rarely with fur), but mostly because he likes characters that are inhuman. Bird people, reptilian aliens, always ready to sell out to the Fae or the Dragon or whatever.

Myself, I don't put my sexual fetishes into my campaigns at all. But my players have guessed musclegirls (they just make sense in combat-focused games), and ditzes (they let me do a silly voice). Both were wrong.

>>79102945
>If there happen to be any femanons reading this essay, compliment a dude today. It'll make his week.
This is true. One of my players told me I was the best GM she's ever had, and I have been riding that high all week.
>Just be careful he doesn't mistake it for desire.
I don't think I'm her type, but I really wish I was.

>>79102945
>Women are hornier than men
Then why does the average gay man have ~100x the lifetime partner count than the average lesbian?

>>79118393
>All greeks are gay pedos
>Women hornier than men
Those are Ancient Greek memes meant to be taken as a joke.

>>79118266
Mistaking compliments for desire is completely normal behavior for men. Women on average treat men like garbage, so it makes sense that men mix up basic kindness and special interests in both directions. It's why women at the same time complain that men keep falling in love with them, and that men don't understand their "signals".

>>79098662
>hating on hellsing
what a faggot

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>>79118076
You hate me because I speak the truth...

>>79097963
I got away with putting a r tire mercenary core of tomboyish hyper sexual warrior woman half sisters in my setting by making a bunch of lore about how they’re all children of the war god who assumes the form of dead soldiers to sleep with their wives before they find out they died. Said woman have super strength and mastery of all weapons. They also all love fighting and get turned on by the sight of blood. You would think horny men who fought alongside them would take advantage of this but that tends to end in shattered pelvises.

>>79118862
I hate you for being a coomer

>>79108351
Go away nice daemonette

>>79099154
>because he's not an autistic coomer.
Still water runs deep, anon.

>>79110389
Should've just gone with it and said
>Gerudo are the thinking mans fetish, debate me
All in on that shit.

>>79101987
Hot scream dragon doggystyle leg shake both arms around thick tail cum squirt fuck

>>79116564
>DM: there is no slavery in this setting
inevitably
>because this entire world is like the most liberal city in the 21st century
a world without slavery is obviously fake
as a world with slavery where the female slaves aren't used for sex commonly
I don't have a slavery fetish, i just know a giant red flag when I see it. This is a red flag for "I am going to shove modern politics into this game"
Fuck that. If I wanted to wallow in politics I would go literally anywhere else other than a gaming table.

>>79116564
Clearly you just gotta bite the bullet and run smut games.

>>79110389
Sounds like good tastes to me

>>79102945
>If there happen to be any femanons reading this essay, compliment a dude today. It'll make his week. Just be careful he doesn't mistake it for desire.
It's funny that you wrote a whole essay that was mostly correct, finished on this statement, and still didn't quite connect the dots.

The main reason women don't compliment men is precisely because most men mistake it for desire. It's just not worth it.

>>79121297
That post is WAY too coherent to be ND.

>>79121816
Except we have more slaves worldwide today than ever before.

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My god, the pure lack of awareness in this thread makes me wonder if one of two conditions are present. 1. That the people in the thread don't even know any women. or 2. The people in the thread are being deliberately obtuse and are pretending to not know what women are like.

Women are (monolithically) motivated by and behave differently than men. Things that interest women and matter to them are not the same things that interest and matter to men. Is this true of all women, of course not. But as a group can it be said to be more true than not, yes.
Take clothing. Women are generally FAR more invested in appearance, garb, and ornamentation than men are. It's to do with status and pecking order. They display their place in the female social hierachy by displays in that regard by showing their ability to purchase and display their wealth or resources. Ever wonder why so many women gush over brand name high demand high fashion accessories? Because its a status symbol. It shows that they can use their disposable income or that of their mate to purchase those items and show off their prada or gucci or Christian Louboutin shoes. I mean really. Red soled shoes... think about it... how retarded is it to value a shoe at 800-1000 dollars because it has a red sole? But a lot of them do. Not because they are ostensibly better, but because of the prestige and pecking order.
Now look at social events. Men wear outfits that might as well be uniforms. Tuxes or similar outfits. Women, they generally must be as dissimilar as possible in an effort to stand out. Go watch a movie, a stark example is My Fair Lady where there's the country club scene. Look at how all the women are dressed vs the men. It's a microcosm of reality. All the women are in vastly dissimilar outfits in an effort to stand out and attract attention, men are all dressed nearly identical.
So your female dm focusing on the women's outfits more than the men... it's because she's reflecting what matters to women.

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opps uploaded the wrong image. meant to upload this.

>>79127183
Stop watching fashion reality shows. That's the most short-sighted thing I've read all day.

>>79097963
Not really sure something as broad as 'sex' can truly be considered a fetish, but in any case, it seems more likely she's more comfortable playing female characters something you see a lot with male GMs too where female NPCs have minimal roles.

That said, there was one GM nobody would play halflings or gnomes under...

>>79127388
>>79127388
Oh grow the fuck up.
Stereotypes exist for a fucking reason, moron. And the women's fashion industry is a multi billion dollar thing for a reason.. Because women drive it to exist by demands for the type of stuff that it churns out.
So seriously... grow the fuck up, asshole. It's not short sighted at all. it's facing reality the way it is... not how you'd like to pretend it is.

Seeing that women value things differently than men is just being realistic. Because it's true.

And not everything is a fucking fetish. It's just that some things matter more to one group than to another.

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>>79127183
I hate women as much as the next guy and you're probably right in the grand scheme of things, but for the sake of completion I'll have to contest you in regards to fashion. Modern male fashion is a direct consequence of the French Revolution, where the French haute couture deliberately shifted away from the bombastic, bright and colorful dress of the nobility to the more muted way of dressing associated with the bourgeois. As the French go, so goes Europe (The Englishman - fashion: French). Had Louis XVI not gone full retard and just accepted the 1791 (or 1793) constitution, it's not unthinkable that high society men would still dress like borderline peacocks.

Also the ghetto, niggas will unironically shoot you for stepping on their Air Jordans.

>>79097963
I suspect my last D&D GM was into musclegirls and breeding, maybe deflowering. He made some tall dark and handsome shadar kai npc to seduce a female player's no-nonsense orc chick. Made a big deal about how she'd "never been approached like that before" and sprung a whole bedroom roleplay and pregnancy check on her when she played along, saying she couldn't object to it because it's at odds with his OOC opinion on abortion somehow.
Mostly though I think he just wanted to have fantasy relationships with certain people, since he's an aging unmarried father and his female friends are taken. He had random NPCs try and romance another attractive female players' character sometimes and seemed really dismissive of male players and their characters, especially the one married to orc girl.

>>79100339
me on the right

>>79100809
>Muscular women in positions of power
Based
>>79128298
>last D&D GM was into musclegirls and breeding
INCREDIBLY based

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>>79100853
>tfw no muscular minotaur gf to aggressively cuddle you
Suffering

>>79127926
The OP gave no indication that clothing or even appearance was what was being referred to though so even if correct, the post isn't really useful...

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I had some weird sex-related shit happen in my game so my players are suspicious.
But half of it was based on canon lore and the other was technically meant to be horror.
My real fetish is school shootings.

>>79129091
>The OP gave no indication that clothing or even appearance was what was being referred to
>(from the op post)The ammount of detail she puts into female noble NPCs compared to their male counterparts leads me to believe she is a lesbian.

TTRPGs are mostly non visual and detail usually denote the conveyance of the visual aspect or activities into dialog. IE telling people what they SEE. You cannot describe the character, backstory. or motives of these npcs unless you're going to completely dump exposition on the players. So it's reasonable to assume that the "detail" that the op is refering to is the visual aspect. Describing what they look like, how they carry themselves, etc. Dialog again only reveals a small aspect of their persona. So again I'm not sure what details the DM might otherwise convey.

So unless the op is saying that the dm goes and writes a fucking binder full of detail about 1 npc,. and shows it to the players and says "wow look at all the detail I've written up about this npc" I'm not sure how they'd even know that the dm has done so... again unless the dm starts holding massive exposition sessions where they disclose all sorts of backstore details about the npc.

But I'm curious anon... what sort of "detail" were you assuming that the op was talking about.... other than visual or action based I mean.

>>79127183
The fuck is that in the pic? Looks like a pro mixing board and a mic pop filter arm. What are you doing with that anon?

>>79097963
It might not be a fetish and might be a sort of self-insertion power fantasy. A common female power fantasy in, well, fantasy, is a noblewoman character.

>>79098604
>women

>>79097963
I'm the DM and I've never made my players endure the horrors of my fetishes. No alien impregnation or bad dragon instances.

>>79102945
Women compliment random guys at their own risk. due to how uncommon it is and also due to the weirdness of how an incel or "nice guy's" brain works, even the simplest of compliments will make them latch on obsessively then lash out when the affection isn't returned. And asshole guys also take things as simple as a smile as an invitation to harass.

And even if anyone here doubts this shit, all you need to know is that regardless of how common it is, it's believed enough that most women are afraid of giving men they don't know well compliments at all.

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>>79118862

>>79129958
>even the simplest of compliments will make them latch on obsessively
Like I said: if you're used to constantly being treated like shit the way most men are, basic politeness and special affection become indistinguishable. The fact that you use incel as a term describing moral character is telling enough.

>it's believed enough that most women are afraid of giving men they don't know well compliments at all
What women believe often intersects with what's convenient to them and rarely intersects with reality. Two other beliefs women, and only women, have:
>Men enjoy paying for dates
>Men feel humiliated when you ask them on a date
These can most generously be described as self-imposed delusion to avoid morally evaluating one's own actions.

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>>79121602
yeah

>>79130043
>Men enjoy paying for dates
>Men feel humiliated when you ask them on a date
>These can most generously be described as self-imposed delusion to avoid morally evaluating one's own actions.
This, plus women do not have even the slightest concept of how much rejection a man has to face in life.

If they did have to experience even 1/100th of the level of rejection men have to endure they'd be a lot fucking kinder.

Seriously, sociolgists have studied this in the US a lot recently because in the US it's expected that men are always the pursuer. This places women an a position of being 100% in control of whether a relationship happens or not. As a result men are the only side that generally has to experience rejection. The woman rarely is the one that pursues the male openly. They might try to make themselves available and try to entice a male to ask them out... but rarely do they do the asking. As a result they don't have to deal with the rejection. As such they avoid the vast majority of the pain of rejection.

>>79129791
It's a mixing board yeah. I have two and they aren't pro level... just a couple Xtouch boards. one is the xtouch compact and the other is just the straight up xtouch. They're nice and I use them with my NI S88

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>>79097963
>female GM
I suggest you walk away, anon.

>>79131464
No one asked you faglord

>>79131464
Why?

everyone in a group I'm in has like at least one trap character in their character selection.

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>>79097963
She could be, or she could just like fancy dresses?

>>79098501
its not really a fetish if its a narrative crutch

>>79098952
give her a small/tiny NPC villain and see where she goes with it anon.

>>79103331
Fa/tg/uys see them using narrative tropes and assume its their fetish

>>79109874
>>79110110
>>79110466
>I am the permaGM for at least two groups of players
>One of my biggest kinks is gts and sizedom
>At least 3 of my potential upcoming campaigns have big women or shrink/crush in them
>In the vampire campaign I'm running, there was an occult ritual involving hyper-preg, crush and a blood orgy.
>In the lancer campaign I'm running, the PCs' superior officer, the King's Bastard, the Executioner, the greatest warrior to ever serve the monarchy, who defeated his father in a Lancer duel with only a hardsuit, who has won dozens of duels that ended in mere seconds... is a femboy qt.
>I am the PERMA GM.

>>79097963
Not sure if it was a fetish, but one of my GMs had an alien race of slime people trying to take over the planet who we dealt with frequently. They were also deathly allergic to vitamin k, so I shot eggs down ones' throat until it blew up. He's a biochemist with autism, so it might not be a fetish, but they were real detailed gelatinous humanoids.
Another guy I knew in high school wasn't my GM for more than a session, but he was big into spider girls, traps, and farting. The game never showed signs of it when I was a player, but I saw his hentai stash like a year later. I pray he hasn't ruined a group's life since leaving for college.

>>79135462
Good tastes

>>79117943

Could you perhaps elaborate? The number of specialists the official brought was eight. The number of escorting infantrymen the official brought was twenty-four.

The number of us was five.

>>79136169
I'm curious about what hentai your GM based your campaign on. I was asking for the "numbers" meaning the nhentai numbers that codifies every hentai doujin with its own unofficial barcode.
>>79129431
unbelievably based
>>79127183
I love how this thread has degenerated into anons arguing whether a girl they've never met is or is not a lesbian. Feels like I'm in middle school again.

>>79129431
I don't necessarily agree with your choices there but anyone who can rake up three digit body count with .22lr I gotta respect.

>>79097963
I'm a GM, so...my players' fetishes

>Rogue
Incredibly vanilla
>Ranger
Is a lesbian, is playing a lesbian
>Warlock
No obvious fetishes
>Bard, shapeshifter
Disguises and masquerades
>Cleric
Seems to be kinky as fuck but in ways I have not figured out

>>79127183
The sheer autism from the post. Bravo, we're rooting for you champ.

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I haven't the courage to ask about what the DM gets their rocks off to, but they draw a lot of pinups of the NPCs in their spare time. He's really good at it too, except when it comes to monstrous or non-humanoid races. He, like most sensible individuals, keeps it in his pants like you should at the table. If you're gonna make lewd content, at least have the talent to back it up.

As with many events, the problem comes from a Player Character.

One PC has an obvious thing for lolis. For one, he shares emotes of them and v-tubers in a few discussions as reactions.

Another hint to this was an anecdote the DM shared with me,

"You know, my character might be 34 in human years, but in Drow years, she acts and looks more like she's 15. Just so you can better roleplay with her!"

DM threatened to kick him on the spot, as he made it a rule that all characters must be of legal age. Things never ended there.

Next instance of this, about a few weeks later, was when the player sent either the DM or another Player hentai of his character flicking the bean.

Finally, somehow the PC was entrusted with a child due to "good" rolls, and later found an In-Joke Magic Item (a book of all known sexual positions, instead of a book of all known battle styles) and made a major deal about trying to hide the book, and possibly more, with the kid home.

It's more a question of when rather than if he gets kicked, but the session itself is hanging by a few threads so the DM has a hard enough time trying to find a good "exit" point.

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Alright, this seems the perfect thread to ask this. I need a convoluted narrative to really get off, so here's my fetishes
>Softcore femdom
>Musclegirls (natty, not roid. Think Giulia Valeriani's physique with maybe thiccer thighs)
>Pantyhoses and other skintight clothing

So here's the narrative I've come up with so far
>Be a pencil pusher in some city-state that's very roughly analogous to the late West Roman Empire
>Suddenly the "Mongols" show up (makes no sense but I need an opponent that could plausibly deploy ninja's while aggressively expanding)
>Drafted into the legions, really fucking hate it
>Somewhere midway between a beta and a Chad due to gymnasium culture and Med diet (Beta+)
>Like most other conscripts I manage to interlock shields and prod spears well enough to survive

Now here's the deal: I eventually want a "Mongol" big tiddy thicc thigh musclegirl ninja to dominate me, with requiring me to explicitly betray "Rome". Here's my questions for you:
1. How do we even meet? I was thinking that perhaps I'd be on guard duty in camp when suddenly an officer gets assassinated and I'm really determined to catch the perp, so she lures me into isolation.
2. What are some consistent ways to non-lethally subdue an opponent? I want to survive, obviously.
3. What reasons do we have to keep meeting? Does she just keep assassinating officers? The army COULD be that shitty, I was drafted into it after all.
4. What reason does the big tiddy ninja have to not just kill me, other than a "I only kill my assigned target" code?
5. Why would she fall for me despite the fact that I really want to kill her?
6. Why would I eventually want to stop killing her?
7. How do I plausible escalate this into "Ara ara~ You're still a virgin?" territory?

Not running a game about this obviously, but I need this for the boner in my heart.

>>79097963
Has the threshold really been lowered so much that attractive women are now a niche fetish being shoehorned into a game?

>>79097963
He was a dog
She's a white girl
Can I make it any more obvious

we always meet her characters in our campaigns and they're usually sexy as fuck and trying to get gangbanged, make of that what you will.

>>79100806
Based

>>79139592
>Giulia Valeriani
Absolutely patrician taste

>>79098952
Someone post the greentext about the toad druid.

>>79139592
NINJAS SHALL PERISH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEART!

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>>79118266
>I don't think I'm her type, but I really wish I was

Too relatable

>>79113470
You sound gay bruh

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>>79097963
>Most competent leaders are strong females, femboys, or are King Harkinian
>Casual incest at the highest levels of nobility, regardless of it being Scifi or Fantasy
>One-piece swimsuits showing up often in character reference art
>Pointed ears everywhere even when it wouldn't make sense
>Flat-chested beanpole women being considered "sexy"
>Generic MILF npcs are always flirty
>Muscular women
>Girls with guns
>Hime cuts

>>79145746
>One-piece swimsuits showing up often in character reference art
>Pointed ears everywhere even when it wouldn't make sense
>Flat-chested beanpole women being considered "sexy"
Impossibly based
>Casual incest at the highest levels of nobility, regardless of it being Scifi or Fantasy
Arguably realistic so it gets a pass

>>79145746
You know with all the shit going on in California and elsewhere, legalized incest can be a horrifying reality in the future.

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>>79145996
The two things I can see Muslims and progressives teaming up on next are unironically incest (Islam approves of cousin marriages, 50% of Pakistani marriages are between cousins) and polygamy (Muslims because muh four wives, progressives in part because muh sexual liberation and in part to get around the fact that more men are retreating from a society that treats them like they're responsible for everything wrong).

>>79146806
Disgusting.

>>79146806
Incest is more of a conservative thing, you're right about the polygamy though

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>>79147466
Well, with pedophilia taken care of, they might be in need of a new hill to die on.

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>>79147799
You may want to double check that anon
>But that discretion only applied to a man who had vaginal intercourse. The new change permits judges to use that same discretion when the case involves voluntary oral or anal sex.
Turns out that article is about California expanding the law to cover those things, previously oral/anal with a kid would keep you off the sex offender list there

>>79099687
That's just Fafard and the Gray Mouser expies

None of my fetishes can be insterted into a game without being really obvious, which is great. I have been accused of magical realm for the following though, despite me not trying to do so
>Every female character I describe as "beautiful" or "attractive" is also quite buxom
>99% of my female NPCs are tender and kind, nurturing souls
>There are no twinks, femboys or anything close anywhere in the setting. Any male who engages in physical activity is physically fit
>Using fat people as comedic relief
>There are few female wizards, but plenty of female witches, sorcerer's and warlocks
>Financial domination, because prostitutes and concubines tend to extort money from customers
>Fem Dom, pirate queen used her underlings as stairs/footrest. Nothing sexual just her literally "stepping over the lesser beings"

>>79147941
>a man
Good to see women get a free pass. Very feminist.

>>79149205
>Implying /ss/ isn't the hottest shit
Joking aside, that's pretty common in most places, though this is still progress

>>79147941
>>79149205
In California, the law does not recognize female on male sexual assault as rape unless the perpetrator is a tranny who hasn't chopped off his dick but has gone through the legal loopholes to get legally counted as a female.

>>79109874
Dude, thats super meta.

Kinda genius.

>>79150062
I'm not even American but I'm convinced that California is the worst state in the union. Spreading "the gift" is no longer a felony, 50% of homelessness with 10% of the population, restrictive legislation with companies not knowing how fast they have to leave, the Silicon Valley internet censorship machine, women can't be held accountable for de facto rape, one of only 10 or so states where women automatically get half your shit upon divorcing, the home of Hollywood, a fucking sanctuary state. The ABSOLUTE STATE of it all. If not for its illustrious history up until about the 80s or so of the past century, it'd be a shithole. Well, more of a shithole.

>>79109874
What goddess?
And what fetish?

>>79150428
California anon here, can confirm it's a total shit show
>Tq
My fetishes can't be insterted into a game without it being very obvious so I get a free pass

>>79150556
>>79150428
Even up here in NorCal (real Norcal, as in north of Chico) the place is still a shitshow.

>>79145746
>Most competent leaders are King Harkinian

Mah boi!

>>79139592
>makes no sense I need an opponent that could plausibly deploy ninja's while aggressively expanding
>Not using Assasins from the middle-east who trace their roots back to the school of Hassan and are hired by every middle-eastern kingdom and baltic state as freelancers.
makes sense because you have yellow fever

>>79152303
Korean and Japanese women are usually superior to their American and especially European counterparts.

>>79152303
Yeah, but those aren't sexy

>>79154883
disagree.

>>79130043
I have never known a man that felt humiliated about being asked on a date in my entire life. Or a woman that believes this. Even among the massive prudes and old fashioned conservative types. Maybe uncomfortable if the woman wasn't his type or he was married, but never humiliated. Where did that come from?

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>>79097963
>she

>>79150428
That's honestly how I knew of most of the shit there. Have plenty of relatives there and they constantly talk shit about where I live, but then mumble about the problems when they think no one's looking on social media.

>>79097963
Why is your GM a woman? Kinda gay

>>79098604
Since when?

>>79101452
Ya, they aren't really interested in men, not the majority anyway. You can cry r9k but most women settle for a man. They dont pursue, because they just arent that interested

>>79103331
Lots of larping

>>79100756
you new to anime or what

>>79137756
here I will teach you a powerful magic spell:

"Cut the pedo shit and get out, right now."

>>79145996
whats going on in california?

>>79156064
In my 40 years of playing TRGS, every girl I've ever met who plays TRPGs are self-inflicted forever GMs who power trip and inject all of their fetishes.

>>79156415
Easier said than done, the PC and the DM knew each other from a long time friendship at work. Before this and a multitude of cheating instances, they were rather close. The PC has been trying to curb that shit though, both out of trying to avoid the banhammer, and because the DM has for the most part nipped it in the bud. Now he only tries to cheat at a lot of points, like trying to enchant an item with a 10th level spell when he's level 8. Very thin line, but the day of reckoning for the campaign is on its way, it'll involve a dagger and someone uttering something about Brutus.

>>79156713
>The PC has been trying to curb that shit though

And then you gave him a child. I'm not sure how to express to you how dumb you sound right now. Get. The pedo. Out.

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>>79156425
This among other things

>>79097963
Bald and side shave strong women.

> paladin trainer is a bald woman.
> lead mage for town is side shaved
> side shave leader of local tribe
> Bald dwarf lady running the expeditions down to the underdark
>side shave matron at a whorehouse

Etc etc

>>79156772
Not give, it was one of us had to watch the little brat and he only got the duty because of rolls and was before we all knew. As soon as it was done we've kept them away from then on.

>>79097963
Corporal punishment is the solution to every problem in the setting. Parents grabbing the kid and a switch, knights throwing their squire over their shoulder and stomping off, half the people NPCs we run into are probably recovering from a red ass.
Not the worst thing, just a hyper traditionalist society ig

>>79097963
considering mine is fairly vanilla, my players don't seem to notice too much. I have a thing for redheads, so my main setting just has a country that has a strong genetic disposition towards red hair. the fact that they shortest of them (men and women both) is 6'6", and they are all fairly equal build regardless of gender has nothing to do with fetishes

>>79107655
First post in this thread, but you type like the redditfag in the picture you post

>>79097963
I am the gm. Players wonder why so many women are redheads or dark skinned Amazonians with thighs that could crush a melon

>>79097963
As a GM, I'm pretty good about not inserting my fetish because it's pretty niche. The players have common fetishes though, and I use their fetishes to trap them. Player 1 likes goth girls, so all I have to do to get his attention is include a goth girl and the dude will go to hell to interact with them. Player 2 has this with MILFs. Player 3 likes... insects. Player 4 likes corruption.

So, DMs, know your player's fetishes! You can definitely use it as bait!

>>79157440
I love me some classic Firbolgs as well.

>>79155667
>Or a woman that believes this.
Thats the point, it's a convenient excuse. Just like pretty much everything that comes out of women's mouths. In the mind of a woman she can do no wrong and everything bad in the world can be traced back to men. Even the things caused by women that affect men.

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>>79137756
Holy based, your DM sounds like a manchild.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DROW WHO HAS LIVED LONGER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER PLAYERS CANT BE ARBITRARILY ILLEGAL BY MODERN STANDARDS IN MY MEDIEVAL FANTASY GAME

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>>79137756
That does make me wonder if vtuber rigs will change online gaming. You could play a campaign and have everyone actually looking like the characters they're playing.

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>>79130019
Furry trash.

>>79108079
If it's painful does that mean they're bad at DM'ing or bad at tailoring?

>>79158585
I'm saying I've never heard a woman use the excuse that she doesn't ask a guy out because he'll be humiliated. Ever. And I'm used to people saying all kinds of dumb shit as an excuse for why no one dates them.

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>>79159378
I'm sure there were some people who played dndees in vrchat
Just need some actors to do it.

>>79159255
I get it you beat it to Dragon Maid and other "adult" characters.

>>79159378
It could be a possibility, but it would probably die out real soon with the amount of fresh Idaho spuds that can't act worth a shit and cringelords who play as female characters without the dedication.

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>>79097963
From my player group:

>DM #1:
Every male character ends up turning out to be a huge sub in bed, especially when paired with a tall female character. Every single female character ends up being the dominant one in bed and 50% of them turn out to be tall and muscular. He's pretty cool and even gave my character a boytoy, even though I'm not into the femdoms myself.
>DM #2:
I have no idea because I was only in her game for exactly one session and only managed to eavesdrop on a few others, but she definitely has a thing for bad dragon dildos, considering she somehow includes them in the loot for every single dungeon she makes her party ransack.
>DM #3:
I have no idea about this one either, since he only did 1 session and disappeared.
>DM #4 (me):
Every girl NPC has to have humongous fucking mommy milkers regardless of race and setting and nobody on my table can change my mind on that.

>>79155909
Since they got some dick better yours.

>>79098016
>like most women

Who hurt you?
(And I mean that legitimately, was a woman abusive to you?)

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>>79097963
I am the DM
This picture should explain everything

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>>79166943
>165cm
Shame, I hoped she'd be taller. For me 170cm is the womanlet cut-off point, with the ideal height being somewhere between 175cm and 185cm.

>>79097963
I am a Perma GM. I make it a point to never Put my fetishes purposely in a game, though I suppose a few things could have leaked in.
For instance:
I am into futa, and while trying to make unique aliens, I ended up making a humanoid alien species entirelt hermaphrodites. The initial idea was just "Male? Female? What is this weird human concept?" But I realize it may have been a leak. Still, I've never gone out of my way to bring attention to their genitals or anything, and ut only really comes up when they ask one of these species members about gender.

I also am a vorefag, and despite my numerous ideas for biodungeons, I avoid including them... Or did, until one of my players INSISTED I run a session or two inside of a giant space creature. Naturally I divorced it from my fetishy interests and just ran it as a monster level, but to the same degree I got worried I'd totally give myself away.

>>79103091
Anon... that OP image is one of the most commonly used Images on this board, especially with topics like this. Those two Images are even cropped differently. Lurk Moar.

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>>79159798
That really depends on how you look at it, doesn't it?

>>79097963
My DM makes a lot of bbegs female which makes me think hes into femdom but I seriously doubt he is that type of person. I enjoy it because I am though lol.

>>79154883
That's just a lack of imagination on your part

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>>79167315
>The villainness cucks the heroine
It can't get better than this.

>>79100756
>is it necessary for pornography to be pornographic

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>>79162598
No I don't fap to fat hags like that.

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>>79168244
>I'm a Chad
>I don't enjoy FAT
Pick one

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>>79098629
3 and 5 are based, 2 sounds kind of hilarious at least.

>>79098104
hope she sees this bro

>>79171542
>>79110389
Correction: 2 is based also.
You're lucky to have so many entertaining DMs anon. I hope you appreciate them.

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I'm the GM, so I'm the one who gets to use artwork lovingly selected from Danbooru every time a character's mother is introduced.

>>79157150
Tell them for me that they have shit taste in hairstyles.

Look, it's a city full of martial arts schools, it's not my fault that a disproportionate number of people have toned, athletic builds!

I'm the DM. I'm into pregnant women. I cannot insert this into my games without it being weird, so I don't

>>79159378
Hoping for this for awhile.

>>79171747
Use them as quest givers.
>Farmer who's husband was killed by raiders wants you to deal with them so she and her kids will be safe, including the newborn on the way
>Woman finds out her husband is a cultist and offered the soul of his first child, wants you to return what he took from the patron and break the contract
>Town has a curse causing miscarriages, and a soon to be mother wants you to find a way to save her child
>Villager needs you to find medicine for her father, but can't go looking herself because her mother is going into labor soon
You can't do it for every quest obviously, but use it as a detail in plot hooks. You can also go with things like FE Genealogy, where the evil king brainwashes and impregnates his half sister to create the demon king's reincarnation.

>>79171747
When something is your fetish, it's easy to be over-sensitive towards it even when it's included in a way that wouldn't be fetish material. Pregnancy does nothing for me, but some of the NPCs that my party has befriended include an orc and his expecting wife, and it's thanks to the party's help that the orc-dad is still alive and that kid is gonna grow up with a father.

>>79171567
That reply is stupid as fuck no matter the context.

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>>79097963
My GM's fetish is to make custom boss battles with seven or more phases with contrived ways of beating certain phases. Maybe some anime girl or something too, I don't know.

>>79171747
I mean as long as you're not retarded about it like one of my players you're fine

>I'm forever DM
>campaign with some friends who're new to ttrpgs
>talk to half-orc barmaid in a tavern
>make her talk like a southern black woman for the lulz
>one of my players immediately goes apeshit and rolls cha
>nat 20
>sigh and let him take her to room or something
>literally says to me "Can I roll to impregnate her?"
>"why?"
>he doesn't answer and rolls a fucking 20
>I tell him sure
>wants me to describe her pregnancy and how her belly looks

Hopefully he doesn't scare away the other guys

>>79173577
Yeeeah... Avoiding PRECISELY that situation is why I don't bring it into the game

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>>79159937
This is why I like races like the Dunmer. They put furries/scalies in their place.

>>79167360
You can't just say that and not elaborate, anon.

>>79150428
You are correct. Every other state Californians flee to, they are universally hated. The main reason being that they continue to vote for the same retarded shit that ruined their previous host.

>>79150428
The crazy part of California is how utterly brief its heyday was. The place was still fucking empty until the 40s. And the Golden Age was over by 1990.