We're nearly halfway there!Primarchs so far:https://docs.google.com/document/d/13s46zwt9_sfnsS6Qmp5mQGWSnbuR8Pdltgi5HG2xdKI/edit?usp=sharingWe got 10 primarchs by now so rolling legion/finding number is not viable anymore let's choose manually:10th Primarch1st to be Found1d20 for mutation
Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)>>77392122Rolling is fifty times more fun though
>>77392129Fair I guess.20th primarch, 5th to be found we have so reroll
Rolled 12, 15 = 27 (2d20)>>77392175Okay. I like how rolling makes which primarch is found when more random if that makes any sense.
>>77392129Let me make a list:> Primarch Numbers Aviable14581012131416171820> When Found Aviable15789101215171819
>>77392185> 20th Primarch> 12th Found> 15: TwinsWe get two Primarchs for the prize of 1
Rolled 73, 45, 81, 48 = 247 (4d100)>>77392218>Omega LegionLet’s go!
>>77392218I wonder if they would be like Alpharius and Omegon or different.
>>77392201We can roll on the list then! Nice call>>77392218Oh shit there's 21 primarchs
>>77392243I’m assuming its like Alpharius and Omegon
>>77392253Just like Canon>>77392218> Middle Rim> North> high Star Density> Expands North in Crussade
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>77392275
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>77392243Betarius and Gammagon
>>77392282> Xenos world... Again?> Super EarthIt's not!Magus all over again
>>77392282>xenos world again
Rolled 34, 57 = 91 (2d100)>>77392297Hopefully they aren't thyrrus.
>Arturo Apostasy is about xenos rights and not about chaosOh this is too good
>>77392303Can it be an Ork world at least?
>>77392317> Lush> Moderate Climate
Rolled 48, 54 = 102 (2d100)>>77392330
>>77392320That would be zoggin great
>>77392355> Wet> Ancient PerssianXerxes has some Xenos bros
>>77392379Might be a weird minor species
Rolled 38, 32, 65 = 135 (3d100)>>77392379
>>77392403> Raised by Criminal Syndicatemaybe some human smugglers?> Gratitude and Loyalty> Supperior attitude
Rolled 51, 27, 88, 95 = 261 (4d100)>>77392421
>>77392442>Conquest nearly finished upon Emperor’s arrival>Endless Plotting>Rich>Disgusted by itWhat a good xenos killer
Rolled 97, 63, 81, 20 = 261 (4d100)>>77392538
>>77392442> Conquest of homeworld nearly finished uppon Emperor's arrival> Planet is full of Endless plottingSo this is a Mork world not Gork world> RichLots'a teef> Primarch are disguted by HomeworldI mean who wouldn't be disgusted by an Ork World?
>>77392547>Theocracy>Neutral to outsiders>Socialist>decentralizedThe twins are killing filthy religious xenos. They’re making dad proud
>>77392547> TheocracyWarboz is da chosen of Mork> NeutralUmies make good slaves> SocialistThe Red Gobbo> Decentralised
Rolled 6, 31, 65, 21 = 123 (4d100)>>77392564Forgot roll...
>>77392122>SurvivalMakes sense, its a xenos world>No major injury>Paranoid>Arbitrary
>>77392602What're the odds that they're both Loyalists but believe the other one to be a traitor and that's why their legion took forever to come to Terra?
Rolled 46, 69 = 115 (2d100)>>77392602
Rolled 34, 78, 87, 73 = 272 (4d100)>>77392602should we roll more peronalities considering it's 2 guys?imjuries for othe primarch? we got 2
>>77392619that’s be something>>>77392621>Craftsmanship>Long range shooting
>>77392645One ist he Sniper the other is the spotter. they switch
>>77392637Yeah I wasn’t sure how to go about it. Since I assumed they’d be like Alpharius/Omegon and indistinguishable from each other but makes sense> 34, 78, 87, 73>Ideology>Maimed face>Bitter>ChasteWeird
>>77392676Bitter and ChasteAnd Paranoid and ArbitraryThey are an awful team and can't even switch properly as one has a maimed face. maybe the paranoid one maimed then his face on purpose so they can still switch>?
>>77392692What if the xenos world they were on was planet of shapeshifters? Twin #1 became paranoid and maimed Twin#2 on accident thinking the xenos had taken his place.
>>77392704huh, a whole planet of shapeshifters? Would be neat, I think Orkworld is better though
>>77392713The main race on the world were a kind of Changeling, the world ended up suffering an Ork infestation that the Twins seem to be the best defence again, it's a weird relationship the twins have with their changeling allies, as both the twins genuinely hate the fact that their benefactors have no true identities, and thus, can't be easily brought down like the ork menace
>>77392779maybe no more xenolovers? I'd keep them being part of a human crime syndicate.
>>77392779>Sorry, posted before finishing-But the twins know they have to work with the Changelings if they wanna keep the "Familie' vi Evgnomon" (Their human only crime group) alive and functioning, what makes it worse is the twins general dislike of eachother since the whole *"You literally clawed my face out Romulus!", "Oh shut it Reemus, we all do what we think is right when the Changelings are involved"* Incident
>>77392827hmm, could work. Then because the Shapeshifters can look human they just pretend they are human as they join the wider imperium?Those could be the guys who side with Vasco to secede.
>>77392122So what are we rolling for currently?
>>77393343Ok let me do a summary> 20th Primarch> 12th Found> 15: Twins> Middle Rim> North> high Star Density> Expands North in Crussade> Xenos world... Again?> Super EarthIt's not!Magus all over again> Lush> Moderate Climate> Wet> Ancient PerssianXerxes has some Xenos bros> Raised by Criminal Syndicatemaybe some human smugglers?> Gratitude and Loyalty> Supperior attitude>Conquest nearly finished upon Emperor’s arrival>Endless Plotting>Rich>Disgusted by it>Theocracy>Neutral to outsiders>Socialist>decentralized>SurvivalMakes sense, its a xenos worldTwin 1>No major injury>Paranoid>Arbitrary> Twin 2>Maimed face>Bitter>Chaste>Craftsmanship>Long range shooting
>>773933432d100 for empror meeting and relations
Rolled 26, 74 = 100 (2d100)>>77393420Thankd
>>77393427> Friendly> Intense jealousy of Emps
Rolled 67, 53 = 120 (2d100)>>77393420
>>77393442twin 1Friend: Mortal from Terratwin 2> Mortal from homeworld
>>77393487They both are fond of mortals
Rolled 25, 100, 73 = 198 (3d100)>>77392122Legion rolls
>>77393683Still enemies anonTwin 1 enemy> Xenos commandertwin 2 enemy> roll freind table> 73 a custodesNow legion
Rolled 22, 98, 7 = 127 (3d100)>>77393720
>>77393757> Legion: Loyal> Chemical and Biological Warfare> Skirmish Conflicts
>>77393847>Big Brother Vasco notice me!
>>77393835>>77393847>>77393997What should we roll for next?
>>773942623d100 exclusive wargear
Rolled 41, 5, 47 = 93 (3d100)>>77394353
>>77394403>U. Armor>Chosen Squad>Vindicator variant
>>77392692Somehow they're not even close to being the most insane.
Rolled 97, 85, 45 = 227 (3d100)>>77395379Heh true. Also bummer the americans are still speeping. Let's keep rolling.
Rolled 1, 54 = 55 (2d100)Should we roll twice for traitor or not?
Rolled 23, 97, 20, 28 = 168 (4d100)>>77395760Sure.>>77395698> Speed of Conquest: Unusually FastDoubble the primarchs, doubble the Speed> High Loyalty> Military Centered Reconstruction> No interest to rule over it.Twin 1> Falls to Chaos
>>77395760Twin 1> Fell to chaos> Willingly Joined Later> TzeenchTwin 2> Loyalistrolled 1 too many die 2d100 for both of their great deeds.
Rolled 97, 71 = 168 (2d100)>>77395911
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>77395911I'll roll to see how many Marines Twin #1 corrupted
Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)>>77395911> Twin 1Slaughtered nearly and entire legion> Twin 2Didn't play a major roleBased Tzeench chad, whilke ge only got half the legion basically annihilated some loyalist fag's Legion.gonna see which legion gone (has to fall on loyalist)
>>77396083could be his own who stayed loyal
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>773960832nd Vasco does not apply8th doesn ot apply, Chaos
>>77396095I preffer to roll> Yin ShaoThe Ching-chong sneaky boys, got outsmarted and slaughtered into near extinction basically kicking them out of the heresy.
>>77392287I really like the names Betarius and Gammagon.
>>77396134I mean it's just a pun on Alpharius and Omegon... they are also supposed to be Perssian no not sure if I like the idea.
>>77396118Yin Shao was the 7th legion though
>>77396152That's part of the reason, hahaha. Eh, more seriously... Maybe Darius and Quintarius?
>>77396170I rolled a 1d10 for primarchs in order of creation not 1d20 for their primarch numberwe don't know if the next 10 primarchs will be chaos boys or loyal boys
>>77396182Darius and Quitos maybe so it's simmilar leangthAlso I do like the idea that the First twin massacred the 2nd twins face due to his paranoya and thinking he's a shape shifter and then he fell to Chaos. While his less competent younger brother remained a loyalist.
>>77396238That makes sense. We still haven't rolled every legion though, the Tzeentch-brother betraying Yin Shao and his brother in a keikaku to end all keikakus makes sense. He likely had them reinforce a position on a planet in the warfront during the latter end of the Crusade, then bombarded it en mass and left the scattered survivors for dead.
I notice there are multiple Tactics and Craftsmanship focused primarchs, makes me wonder whether the Emperor's plans were any different.>>77396264I don't know if Quitos is that good a name, maybe Cyrus? That is to say one's named Darius, the other Cyrus.
>>77396379Darius and Cyrus is great.Also oddly enough we lack a chaos undivided and Khorn demon prince
>>77396484We know for a fact Nurgle's doing some scheming himself, it's likely we'll be seeing Khorne on the back foot.
Legion name for the twins?
>>77396669>Flash Bangers (pun on chemical warfare, the Ork use of flash as a compliment)>Twinned Reavers/Ravagers>Noxious Marauders>Rushing Hawks>Stricken Annihilators>Omega Legion>Luminescent Eye after betrayal
>>77397031I’m cool with Noxious Marauders
>>77397071I like it as well, because it's a slight twist on the fact that many of them ended up turning to Tzeentch.
>>77397071Aye. this one's goodAnyone gonna do the summary? I can do it but in like 50 min
>>77393412>> 20th Primarch>> 12th Found>> 15: Twins(Darius and Cyrus)> Middle Rim>> North>> high Star Density>> Expands North in Crussade>> Xenos world> Super Earth> Lush> Moderate Climate> Wet> Ancient Perssian> Raised by Criminal Syndicate> Gratitude and Loyalty> Supperior attitude>Conquest nearly finished upon Emperor’s arrival>Endless Plotting>Rich>Disgusted by it>Theocracy>Neutral to outsiders>Socialist>decentralized>SurvivalTwin 1>No major injury>Paranoid>Arbitrary> Twin 2>Maimed face>Bitter>Chaste>Craftsmanship>Long range shooting> Friendly> Intense jealousy of Emps>twin 1>Friend: Mortal from Terra>twin 2> Mortal from homeworld>Twin 1 enemy> Xenos commander>twin 2 enemy>custodes> Legion: Loyal> Chemical and Biological Warfare> Skirmish Conflicts>U. Armor>Chosen Squad>Vindicator variant>Speed of Conquest: Unusually Fast>Doubble the primarchs, doubble the Speed> High Loyalty>> Military Centered Reconstruction> No interest to rule over it.>Twin 1> Falls to Chaos > Willingly Joined Later> Tzeench> Twin 1>Slaughtered nearly and entire legion> Twin 2>Didn't play a major role>Twin 2> Loyalist
>>77396379Perhaps self-suficient legions, so that when he conquered the galaxie and finished the webway he would just send the legions to other galaxies instead of purgeing them like the Thunder Warriors.
>not!Persian>one loyalist, one chaotic>one with an unmarred face, one with a maimed faceWhoops time for Zoroastrian aesthetics.
>>77397517Right Zoroastrianism is Dualistic. Neat coincidence.
>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891Yin Shao. (?????) Loyalist.>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). Cyrus. (Loyalist).
>>77397502That makes a lot of sense and it's an interesting diversion from the canon.>>77397517Hell yeah>>77397586Damn, forgot to include their legion name.
>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891Yin Shao. (?????) Loyalist.>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)
>>77397627Wasn’t Yin’s Shadow Subjugators?
>>77397665Right, Silent Subjugators, gimme a sec
>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891Yin Shao. (Silent Subjugators) Loyalist.>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)
>>77397517Don't forget Xerxes
So 2d10 for the next Primarch’s number and founding> Primarch Numbers Aviable145810121314161718> When Found Aviable157891015171819
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)>>77397925Here we go.
>>77398006So Boy number 4, 8th to be found.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>77398061But is he Khornate?
Rolled 87, 84, 11 = 182 (3d100)>>77398092>Body DysmorphiaPoor guy
Rolled 35, 10 = 45 (2d100)>>77398126>4th Primarch, 8th Found>divisible by 8, Khorne's favourite numberI'm thinking he might be our Khornate.
>>77398126>Outer Rim>North west>Lone Star
>>77398126But is he a fish too?
Rolled 6, 57, 86 = 149 (3d100)>>77392122Greetings, fellow internet fucks, I have returned and I see things have moved along nicely since I last went to bed. How's things going?
>>77398213>Conquered South>Hive World
>>77398281They're going interestingly. The alpharius-equivalent turned out to be a Loyalist from gothic !not!china and there are sniper twins who were landed on an Ork world, one of which was batshit and went Tzeentch and one of which was bitter, maimed, and less competent but stayed Loyal.
>>77398321All hail the Chinese network infiltrators!The twins sound cool as fuck too.
>>77398271Triton can only hopes so he can have /hisfish/>>77398281I’d say its been going pretty well>Mercury sized>Standard>Cold
>>77398281>Mercury-sizedEvery time it's not mercury-sized, I get a little nervous.>Standard biosphereBit on the anemic side, a divergence from the norm.>Cold temperatureI'll admit I think frozen wastelands are cooler than boiling ones.
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d100)>>77398344>>77398369
Rolled 67, 92, 76 = 235 (3d100)>>77398344Having high hopes for this one.What's everyone favorites so far?For me Apec and the Twins
>>77398340He was also charismatic, psychotic, deeply loved the Emperor, and lost most of his legion when the twin went Tzeentch and stabbed him in the back in a move he didn't anticipate until too late. The twins were also from space persia, or at least raised by smugglers in the Ork-infested ruins of a once-ancient civilization. They might've spent their youth bootlegging dakka between Waaaaghbosses before they went rogue into the wastes.
>>77398399>What's everyone favorites so farTriton is my number 1, with Yin being a very close second.
>>77398384>Water WorldInteresting rolls.>Modern American>>>Hive WorldThe perfidious b*rg*r's fetid depravity truly knows no bounds>>77398399>Craftsmen>Hatred and oath of revengeNothing out of the ordinary here...>Hatred of oneOhhhh shiiiit
Rolled 29, 23 = 52 (2d100)>>77398399Pizza Primarch or Triton
>>77398399My top three power ranking goes>XerxesDude's a badass.>Vasco Shek = Caudillo ArturoThe balls on both are beyond comprehension.>Triton AgenorHe's too pure, PURE for this timeline.
>>77398453>Conquered Homeworld>Endless PlottingFucking space burgers
>>77398488Make no mistake, the others are all awesome as all shit, I just don't feel like it's late enough to make a full-on list yet
Rolled 62, 75 = 137 (2d100)>>77398510
Rolled 23, 44, 65 = 132 (3d100)>>77398369>imagine planets being larger than 30 feet across LUL>>77398510
>>77398510God damn now I just got this mental image.Imagine if he just got himself elected president of United Spaces of America.
>>77398451This is like the 4th or 5 th craftsmen. Wonder what Emos was planning.
>>77398558>Untapped Natural WealthCould go oil for the 'merica meme-factor, or promethium perhaps...>DisdainfulI can see why he might not like it, given he hated his adoptive parents and struggled with full-on dysmorphia.>>77398561>Monarchy>Neutral on outsiders>CapitalistI'm thinking their president-equivalent might be a hereditary position, or so corrupted that it's tantamount to that.>>77398587>the primarch is /peak/ amerifat on uberroids>basically a demigod raised by oilfield workers>doesn't feel comfortable in his own skinBut what does he want that could possibly be better?
>>77398629Maybe he intended to subvert the Adeptus Mechanicus in this timeline.
Rolled 72, 79, 48 = 199 (3d100)>>77398669Let's find out!
Rolled 59, 43 = 102 (2d100)>>77398669Maybe felt uncomfortable being surrounded by fatasses. Or since its technically a waterworld,much like Triton, he wishes to be a fish
Rolled 20, 59 = 79 (2d100)>>77398669>the primarch goes full hillbilly in backlash to space jersey>the others aren't sure what to make of him
>>77398669The stereotypical insane Texan oilman tycoon is generally a irredeemable villain, but oddly enough in 40k a man who can keep the Rhinos and Russes rolling actually could be a real hero of sorts.
>>77398730>reject modernity>return to fish
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>77398718>Heavily Centralised>Vengeance>Lost ArmFuck, which one did he lose? Left, 1, right, 2.>>77398730>Pessimistic>CharismaticI can see why he might be a downer.
>>77398777Post ends in evens, right, odds left!
>>77398777He lost his right arm, but was his vengeance before or after he was discovered?>>77398736>Strategic WarfareIntriguing.>Mobile ShootingBelt-fed megabolter.
Rolled 2 (1d100)Aepac is my top 1Followed by Pizza Primarch and Triton
>>77398730Nah, too cold.
>>77398777Vengeance against who. Maybe his parents he hates?
>>77398736>>77398738Maybe he took his vengeance on the tycoons of his planet, and the reason he's dysmorphic is that he remembers the universal obesity and can't stop trying to cope with living on the deep-fried cancer that was the planet's unanimous diet. Maybe the Emperor's even surprised to see that he's got a minor mutation and by sheer coincidence, turned out to have a belly himself.
Rolled 11, 56, 80 = 147 (3d100)>>77398823All shall be revealed!
Rolled 27, 82 = 109 (2d100)>>77398860Maybe the Primarch is just Johnny Silverhand and he just hates authority in all its forms
>>77398877We also have the "lost his good right arm" factor to consider now too. That could turn anyone dysmorphic, especially if he couldn't compensate for right-handedness for whatever reason. Or if he gets a cyber-arm you have the whole "THIS IS NOT MY FLESH" transhumanism tropes to draw from as well. Plenty of options!
>>77398834>Expected his arrival>>77398886>Loves and is loyal to the EmperorI'm thinking in contrast to his other brothers, this primarch loves the Emperor but is apathetic about the broader Imperium. What do you guys figure?>Friend is mortal from his homeworld>Rival is an Astartes from his own legionThere's some interesting implications here.
>>77398910Oh god oh fuck Slaanesh is just gonna offer him some perma-lipo and a meat arm and that's all it's gonna takeOh fuck oh shit
Rolled 12, 89 = 101 (2d100)>>77398945>xhe claims another >>77398934
>>77398945>implying Khorne won't give him a axe hand
>>77398945Or worse, he embraces the amerifat and gets an aspertame dripfeed.
Rolled 72, 75 = 147 (2d100)>>77398945Praise She Who Thirsts! The True Chaos God!
>>77398945>the arm is just made out of the fat oh god why and also how
>>77398966>Legion is Fanatically loyal>Ambush/Stealth specialty>>77398978>Darkness/Obscuration nicheOh fuck, we have our /operator/ marines>New Consul TypeHmm, lot of possibilities here.
>>77399015He feeds his legion only the most premium crayons.
Rolled 34, 7 = 41 (2d100)>>77399015So he’s /our/ Corvus?
Rolled 3, 46, 31 = 80 (3d100)>>77399015fuck yeah CIAit is spookening day, my dudes
>>77398887Nigga'd hate the Imperium
>>77399040Ooh-Rah>>77399053>Veteran Tactical SquadCrayon-eaters confirmed..>Rhino VariantOnly the finest APCs here.
>>77399089Hear me out here guys. Invisible.Amphibious. Rhinos.
>>77399062>the Emperor's executioners aren't a legion of scorched earth berserkers>they're a legion of [REDACTED]>>77399062>Disappointingly Slow speed of conquestHe took his time and was probably thrown into the most hellish warfronts.>Standard loyalty of conquered populations>Military Centered ReconstructionHe did everything by the book.
>>77399124Only detectable by the rythmic fat-fold flabbing of the marines inside
>>77399137Hard to move fast with all the extra weight
>>77399145It's funny you say that, because 10 seconds after my post I was like "fuck i should have called them hippos".It is possible that I am you, you are me, and we are Alpharius.
>>77399167HOLY FUCK, what if response to his planet's universal obesity, the primarch went full bloatlord?
Rolled 62, 78, 46, 70, 1 = 257 (5d100)>>77399137Wonder who the settings Lorgar will be.Rolling
>>77399147>What's that noise>It's like someone slapping pork flanks together>>77399174>>77399145Man real talk I fucking love Hippo Varient Rhinos
>>77399147>>77399167>>77399182Are we actually trying to make them a meme, or what? Cause the "fat" thing is going to feel real Flanderized and kinda cliche eventually if we go 400% with it.
>>77399182He looks like a Nurgle demon prince before becoming one.Though I imagine he's like sumo-fat. Or powerlifter fat. Optimised for pure strength
>>77399202It's just joking arround, but giving the primarch and legion a powerlifter or sumo physique would be a neat differentiating factor.In physical training they focus solely on raw power and size making them walking bulldozers.
>>77399202Maybe a geneseed mutation causes abnormal levels of lipids/fat to develop in Marines so they need liposuction every now and again despite all the training they do?
>>77399183>Direct ControlOil for 'meric- emprah!>ChaosOH SHITOH FUCK>Manipulated into joiningNO! AMERICHAD, NO!>SlaaneshFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKYOU FUCKING CALLED ITFUUUUUCK>Ambushed enemy legion, doing a lot of damageGoddamn, the Loyalists don't have just to contend with the Thyrrus swarms... It's what they don't see and don't hear that's the biggest danger.
>>77399206Haha, nice. >>77399208I imagine it will be very confusing to everyone when they see this guy, Nurgle included. Marines and Primarch being 9001 pounds will certainly make them tactically weaker, and equipping them much harder since basically they'd have to have custom-pattern-everything. Could be a neat way to restrict the legion in some way for narrative purposes if need be.
>>77399202Honestly it's more of a Primarch thing him being a big-boy.But actually having his legion go full /SUMO/ while simultaneously being sneaks is pretty cool. Especially with Hippos and hiding in plain sight shit.
>>77399245XE Can't keep getting away with it!
>>77399202I was joking for the amerifat meme, but a powerlifter physique primarch who was psychologically-impacted by the extent of his homeworld's obesity could be interesting.
>>77399245>3 PrimarchsHow can other Chaos gods even compete?
>>77399245OH NO NO NOI Cannot believe I fucking called it
>>77399245Of course Slanesh. Chaos undivided and Nurgle get no love and the Eldar wheep.
>>77399245So that's what, 3 Slanneshi Primarchs now? :D>>77399262Into the Spider-Verse Kingpin: The Legioning: The Central Intelligence Agency: The Crayon Eaters: The Sneaky Sumos?FeelsGoodManEpisode 1: The Phantom Mountains
>>77399288>Episode 1: The Phantom MountainsMy sides are in orbit.
>>77399276They fucking can't.Also rolled a 1 on the ambush, so it was probably devastating as all shit. Ffffuuuck. How does this even happen?
>>77399276Eldar on suicide watch. I can honestly see the Eldar getting involved with how everyone and their mom is falling to Slanesh.
>>77399317>Ynnead comes early
>>77399305Phantom Mountains is unironically a good name
>>77399280Whenever we do roll an Undivided Primarch, if indeed we do roll one, it's actually just going to be "The other three Gods gave 90% of their power to this guy and his only mission is to kill the Slanneshi horde".Fuck killing the Emperor, cause Nurgle, Khorne and Tzeentch got a SCORE to settle lol.
>>77399288>Episode 1: The Phantom MountainsI almost shit myself.>>77399313>dark eldar turned up before the Siege of Terra>offer their unconditional, no strings attached support>it's honestly completely 100% genuine>wrackspawn battling thyrrus in the asteroid belt
>>77399288NGL, Phantom Mountains is a great name
Rolled 73, 19, 59 = 151 (3d100)>>77399338>>77399305>>77399350Cheers, mates. ;)Also some dice cause I almost forgot what I was doing here.
>>77399350> Thyrrus think being tortured makes for a good story plot pointDark Eldar are starving
>>77399368I think we're done with this one. Summary and then tolling number
>>77399375>The DEldar have unironically allied with the Imperium against the Slaaneshi hordes>All for the price of criminals
Alright, we need a name for this primarch. Do you guys have any ideas? I'm thinking he might be among the physically strongest, if not the, of the primarchs.
>>77399405Truly we live in strange days.
>>77399365I’m fine with this being his legion’s name
>>77399409Biff Johnson.Stud Hardbolt.George "the Gorger" Gorman.
>>77399409'Big' Bill Sherman
>>77399438I like this one
>>77399482This one ain't bad. Little bit too "modern" and could use a little Gothic-ing, but it ain't bad.
Anyone working on a summary?
>>77399507Lexill 'Grandis' Sherman? Maybe we swap out Sherman with Pershing, I'm feeling tanks either way.I keep thinking of the fucking Jumbo tank, although I know it's fucking overkill.
>4th Primarch>8th Found>Body Dysmorphia>Outer Rim in the North-West in a Lone Star, conquest began to the South>Mercury-sized, standard biosphere, cold, water world Hive World>Conquered Homeworld from Endless Plotting>Untapped Natural Wealth>Monarchy, Neutral on outsiders, Capitalist, Heavily Centralised>Disdains Homeworld>Defining Struggle Vengeance>Lost Right Arm>Pessimistic, Charismatic>Strategic Warfare specialty, prefers Mobile Shooting>Expected the Emperor's arrival>Loved and was loyal to the Emperor>Pre-Heresy friend was a mortal from his Homeworld>Pre-Heresy rival was an Astartes from his own legion>Legion is Fanatically Loyal>Ambush/Stealth specialty>Darkness/Obscuration niche>New Consul Type>Rhino Variant>Disappointingly Slow speed of Conquest, Standard loyalty of conquered populations, Military Centered Reconstruction, Direct Control>Sided with Chaos during the Heresy>Manipulated into joining>Swore to Slaanesh>Ambushed enemy legion, doing a lot of damage
>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.>Primarch #4- 8th found >>77399590Not named yet. (Phantom Mountains(?) Traitor (Slaanesh)>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891Yin Shao. (Silent Subjugators) Loyalist.>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).>Primarch(s) #20- 12th found >>77397483Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)
>>77399559Ezekiel "Warfather" Furey/Furei?(shameless EZ8 Fury tank from the movie reference?)
>>77399438I like Robar Stems as well.>>77399482It's a little upfront, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Also SHIT I've realized something.Hassan and ameriprimarch are missing opposite arms.
>>77398422Chaos twin destroyed almost entire enemy legion, while loyal twin did fuckall. It could mean that chaos twin had managed to sway most of his legion towards his goals and destroyed nearly every loyalist from his legion. this sets up a twin rivalry plot, where chaos-sided twin had an upper hand.Also we def need a post-heresy table to see the result.
>>77399700They complete each other
>>77399245Bitch claims another. Fucking hell what is the rest of Chaos even doing?
>>77399778A lot of what we're doing won't fully begin to make sense till all of them are done, so yeah no worries we'll get a bunch of tables together by the end of this no doubt.
2d9 for next Primarch> Primarch Numbers Aviable14510121314161718> When Found Aviable15791015171819
I feel like Maximo does not get enough love.The Emperor basically pulled an Angel on him and he remained loyal... Though possibly only because it's hard to make a Parish fall to chaos.He also likely can never fight alongside other primarchs as he just rapes their psychic powers. Same with his legion fucking up other legion Librarians.
>>77399827Plotting their revenge, I'm sure. You don't get to win every hand at the Great Game poker table without provoking a ... sizable... response later. Xhe got a good strong opener in pole position, but as everyone knows it's first place that has to fear the Blue Shells.
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d9)>>77399847
It's not only that three primarchs went to Slaanesh, it's also which primarchs went to Slaanesh.>>77399800>Grand Psyker specializing in Strategic Warfare>no legion, doesn't need one, Thyrrus are a major faction>Doomed nihilist specializing in Craftsmanship>legion are all-rounders with massive amounts of psykers>Strongfat(?) burger also specializing in Strategic Warfare>legion are masters stealth, obscuration, and operating operationallyIf they're united, the Heresy equivalent would've been a living hell.
>>77399827>Tzeench all according to plan>Nurgle’s upset but happy he at least has one primarch>Khorne reeeeing that he still doesn’t nave a son
>>77399863*Angron not Angel
>>77399869If we get another one or two SHE WHO THIRSTS simps I swear to Christ the other chaos gods are gonna sabotage this shit.It'll be a crashed car pile-up of everyone throwing out when it gets to Terra.
>>77399883Insanity Man is going to be doing his own thing to his own tempo. Sad Man is going to be too wrapped up in himself/his own mind/the Warp to pay attention to others very much. Big Man is going to be nowhere to be found whilst chokeholding people, so no one will ever be able to tag team with him.MEthinks "coordination" ain't gonna be a thing haha. Especially given Slannesh's "self-perfection" aspect. It breeds vanity and competition, not unity.
>>77399863Maximo, a commie he may be, is based. Imagine the Emperor betraying him so utterly and him knowing he was more than strong enough to secede and enact his dream empire, but staying, because he genuinely cares about the plight of the common man, in his own, ideologically frenzied, schizophrenic way.
>>77399925>real talk I almost hope it happens that way, cause holy shit lol.But ultimately I am an acolyte of RNGsus and what he says, goes. Maybe all the rest will fall to Khorne or something, who knows. :D
Rolled 36, 66, 64, 30, 42 = 238 (5d100)>>7739988210 Legion 5 th foundI am Amazed we don't have 1st found yet. He's the most important defining one.
Rolled 13, 87, 33 = 133 (3d100)>>77400029Maybe we're saving the best for last.
>>77399656>10th Primarch>5th found Alright 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>77400029>>77400050Mutation first anons
>>77399956Very true, but the Emperor's Children were horrific enough on their own in the main timeline. Imagine if a psychic ultramarine equivalent went traitor, then all-in on a specific god while borderline raven guard did likewise and both started trying to pursue perfection/glut their appetites on the Imperium. Not to mention the ultra-psychic xenos-throng amassing abomination actively carving out territory. That's obscene on a scale that's near-unspeakable. It's almost a Beast-tier calamity but even worse, because at least an Ork doesn't get sexual pleasure from being shot, beaten, or eviscerated. It's fucking bleak.
>>77399869>>77399889>>77399925Khorne better get off his throne and start doing something, anything, or he will be cucked out of every other potential Primacrch as well.Or maybe for this AU Eldar`s Fall were much, much strongeer and\or Slaanesh somehow managed to claim their webway and get such an insane power boost.Alternatively, it could also be fun if during this AU`s siege of Terra loyalists had absolutely no chance, however the rest of Chaos gods decided to strike during said siege and wreck Slaanesh`s forces, getting some of her power for themselves. Ultimately humanity survives not because they managed to hold Terra, but because Chaos went full retard and started eating at each other on that same pivotal moment.
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)>>77400086OH SHIT
>>77400086Pog Pog Pog Pog Pog
>>77400102>Weakened BodyReroll one
>>77400101>They get to Terra>Oh ho ho, oh no no no->The retard moment happens and Chaos stumbles at the last step>WHEEEEEZE
>>77400101>Khornates actively fighting for the Emperor out of mutual hate>Khornates being tolerated on different warfronts because it's that damned bad>unspoken mutual agreement to annihilate each other when this all done
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>774001023 is none so another d20?
>>77400101Plausible, depending how the rest of the Primarchs shake out loyalty-wise. Keep that in the back of your mind for when we're done.
>>77400151>Perpetual>>Weakened bodyOh god the suffering
>>77400177Jesus fucking christ, the price this man paid for immortality. Honestly I kinda like it.
>>77400102>>77400151Now that is dark.
>>77400128>>77400151> Weakened body> PerpetualAll I can think of is a primarch which has to fight like Wolverine or Deadpool to keep up with his brothers, even remotely.
>>77400177He's not necessarily a 95 year old man withered and trapped in bed, cause "weakened body" + "primarch" is still a hell of a specimen, but this ought to be cool.
>>77400185>>77400177All I can think of is Subaru from Re:Zero. he is weak, but get's to infinitely try again. Imaginet he poor Ork Warboss which killed him 10 times.
>>77400206Maybe he's an emaciated husk
>>77400206Aye i think it means he's about as strong as a standard Marine
>>77400220Allahu Snackbar: The Primarch? :P
>>77400220>>77400189>>77400177>>77400128Chosen Undead Primarch.Body equal in power to the normal Astartes, however eevry time he is slain he gets up and pushes forward, no matter what, dying for hundreds of times but still giong on till he wins or enemy runs out of bullets or will to fight.
>>77400277I kinda like this. >also if he falls to nurgle holy shit my sides>but also if he stays loyal I move that he be written as Kamina: The Primarch except without the whole "dying" part. The Man Who Will Not Stop Moving Forward.
>>77400277"The year is 130,000. The Imperium is long vanished. The Astartes long dead. Xenos beyond description feast upon the stars, and the void bleeds with vile energies beyond comprehension.""But one man is still sent unto them. One last ember from a once mighty bonfire. And upon his shoulders we entrust all."
Rolled 24, 91, 7, 38 = 160 (4d100)>>77400294His Drilllance is the drillance that is gonna pierce the immaterium!
>>77400277Watch his ass fall to Slannesh solely because She Who Thirsts wants a fucktoy that will outlast the heat death of the universe. Calling it now.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>77400277>inb4 Nurgle takes him
>>77400363Holy hellflames, if Slaanesh gets another it will be beyond hysterical.
>>77400338>Core>Northeast>Conquered West >Average star Density >>77400369>Hive World
Rolled 30, 26, 42 = 98 (3d100)>>77400398Off we go again, lads
>>77400415>Mercury sizedBecause why the fuck would it be anything else ? >Unusually lush>Hot
Rolled 40, 39, 44 = 123 (3d100)>>77400445It appears to be RULES OF NATTTUUUURRREEEEE that planets are very small in this galaxy. How interesting.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>77400445All is good. And safe.
>>77400461>Wet>1984 >Adoptive Parents are soldiers Oh...no
Rolled 52, 100, 25 = 177 (3d100)>>77400486Guys im spooked come get me
>>77400486>I can't go to Vietnam, I'm a Primarch!
>>77400507>Indifference>Hatred/jealously of all>Conquered homeworld
Rolled 44, 58 = 102 (2d100)>>77400539Oh god oh fuck this dude hates all the other Primarchs.
>>77400539The Jealousy is explainable. He has a justified inferiority complex.
>inb4 he falls to Khorne and is a one primarch's campaign worth of cannon fodder
>>77400559I mean all the other primarchs have god like abilities and he's a mere astartes compared to them. I can understand the resentment>Sorcerer Kings>Untapped natural wealth
>>77400486>Roger Deadman keeps being sent off to die in useless wars by his superiors>Dude just keeps coming back>Dude even came back from a nuclear shelling>He's actually defeating the enemy nations therefore destabilising the international stalemate that allows his superiors to maintain power>Proceeds to accidentally cause a populist uprising against his superiors while accidentally becoming a symbol of hope and perseverance to his own people>Deadman actually hates everyone because they keep trying to kill him>When the emperor shows up he thinks that his son is clearly the ruler of this world>Emps Is confused to find out that the world is run by a new socialist democracy>Emps asks where his son is>"The Deadman lives beneath the Golden Hills, he don't like to be disturbed">Emperor finds Deadman living like a leper hermit>Their first interaction is just Deadman giving Emps the stink-eye for a full hour because neither one wants to actually deal with the other
>>77400539Soldier upbringing was good for something. Unlike his brothers he couldn't do it with pure strength.I wonder if he died during the conquest of his homeworld.
Rolled 11, 78, 28 = 117 (3d100)>>77400603Haha that would be funny>>77400608A wealthy man, potentially. Cash to enact his desires.
>>77400620Multiple dozens, if not hundreds of times. Dude's a walking, HATING skeleton.
>>77400608> Hives each ruled with an Iron fist by a director King> He conquered each hive 1by 1Yeah. He died a few times on his homeworld and likely fucking hates Sorcery.
>>77400623>Values Homeworld>DemocracyWith...sorcerer kings? >XenophilePotential xenos lover in bound
>>77400648SORCEROR not director
Rolled 75, 9, 93 = 177 (3d100)>>77400660This guy's gonna max out the "fuckity wuckity" meter by the time we're done haha
>>77400665>1984You fucking know they're the Directors
>>77400660Probably a fake democracy to keep lower classes in check.Maybe the SORCEROR kings are Xenia ruling from the shadows?
Rolled 51, 41 = 92 (2d100)>>77400660What an interesting man this guy is
>>77400648>>77400660Okay, so he's like if we put Vulcan on Mortarion's homeworld, he fixes relations between the sorcerer kings and uplifts the people while being drastically weakened by the toxic fog, however his perpetual-ness keeps him aliveIs this the best ending for Mortarion's world?
>>77400673>Socialist>Decentralised >>77400682That could be interesting >>77400696>Imposition of Order>Lost EyeDoes that even matter for perpetuals?
>>77400715Now THAT's an interesting interpretation. Hang onto that thought while we see what other chaos the dice have in store.
>>77400724Might reroll the lost eye
Rolled 5 (1d100)He will not fall to She-Who-Thirsts, mark my words!
>>77400724Anon, he didn't lose his eye. He went blind.
>>77400748Maybe it's a permenant wound like Magnus' eye, he did some warp fuckery to get the alleigence of one of the sorcerer kings and it cost him one of his eyes?
>>77400749>Honest>>77400755Oh I guess d2 for which eye it is then
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>77400769Here dude
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>77400786Left Eye
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>77400749He must stand, so Chaos fall!
>>77400807>Arbitary>>77400821>Personal CombatI don't see the Heresy ending well for him
>>77400724>>77400748>>77400763>>77400769"I've died so many times. Been killed every way there is to kill a man. Every battlefield, every world, land, sea, air and the void. Always came back, always stood up and kept going.""But there's a piece missing. Can't remember exactly how or when or where it left me. It gnaws at the back of my mind, this lost part. It's still out there. Still as unkillable as the rest of me. Not dead, just.... gone.""If I ever find it again, can I finally know peace?" "Will it forgive me?"
>>77400768>made the deal with the devil for some unforeseen boon
>>77400769Dang I mean like completely blind but him somehow losing a straight eye is cool too.
>>77400847"And what has it seen, while I've been away?"
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>77400821Chosen undead Optimus Prime mix?
>>77400845>personal combat specialty>mere astartes-tier physiqueIs he a fucking dexfag?
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>77400845>>77400885Rolling for Combat Specialisation
>>77400886Maybe. Or maybe he just picks up a chunk of his dismembered body and jams it down your throat like Doomguy with infinite respawns.
>>77400886>He ping backstabs his enemiesHis I-Frames must be unreal
>>77400885Special Supplies>>77400900Brought into the Imperium by force
>>77400886>This guy 1v1s Vasco during Heresy
>>77400885>Special Supplies(ex.Mortarion's poison gas) I personally think it should be something that's not poisonous because he have a decent amount of primarchs who do that shit already>>77400886Surely he'll beat Vasco with his superior speed>>77400900>Emperor brought him into the Imperium by force
>>77400886What's my secret? Grenades. So many grenades. Satchel charges. Claymores. They'll take care of anything so long as you can get close, and brother? That's got me written aaaaall over it.
>>77400923Enemy: "I literally just cut your head off!"Deadman: "And you'll have to do it again!"*Deadman proceeds to use his own severed head as a club to beat the man to death*
Rolled 81, 98, 27 = 206 (3d100)>>77400949Bomberman: The Primarch?
>>77400949Could be Estus flasks made from his blood? His sons would have real quick healing on the battlefield
>>77399015Whoa, space marines who are just... marines in space.
>>77400982Damn, that'd be grimdark.
>>77400975Fucked emps bad, and his friend is also a rival aka a xeno commander
>>77400982I vote all for it, though of course it's not true immortality or anything, just a quick-heal.Dude gives me jesus vibes, his followers consume his blood.
>>77400975>Emperor fucked him over bad l>His friend is a xeno commanderIs this guy just gonna go with Vasco?
>>77401019Yea, this is a literal Sacramental Wine shindig.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>77400975>Emps fucked him overOh shit, he didn't wanna leave his homeworld did he?>His friend was a XenoProbably one of his world's sorcerer kings, maybe the one he lost the eye for?Also, rolling for the actual Rival
Rolled 47, 75, 1 = 123 (3d100)Let's see his legion
>>77401005He hates other primarch, he hates Emps... watch him stay loyalist.
>>77400975>Friend is Xeno Commander>made them during the CrusadeHoly shit, how the fuck did that happen?
Rolled 56, 85, 28 = 169 (3d100)>>77401019That's... also a pretty cool idea.>>77401054
>>77401040> Emps killed his Xenos friendIs it only me who imagines the Hiveworld Sorceror Kings as Dragons? Like Dragon Xenos.
>>77401040>Another Primarch>>77401042>New/Old Schism>Psychological Warfare>Skirmish conflicts
>>77401042They just keep coming, and they just don't stop coming. Every hour of every day, a relentless and vicious assault from a new angle every minute.
>>77401076His end goal could be avenging his freind and killing the Emperor himself. Seeing defeating the greatest creature in the Galaxy as his final challenge.He would be the only one among the Parimarchs seriously aiming to surpass the Emperor.
>>77401054Well his hive were xenophiles so its possible he befirended one before Big E showed up. Maybe Big E killed the xenos on the Hive that's what fueled this Primarch's hatred of him
>>77401054It's gotta be an Eldar friend, given how much Slanneshi fuckery be going down in this galactic timeline. One of those stuck up fucks has gotta be looking for allies haha.
>>77401087Roll on the primarchs we have?
>>77401087> Psychological warfareit's not even or purpose. His marines keeep dying and then comming back like Undead.Estus flasks are useful.Come to think of it: legion name:> The Undying
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>77401103I dig it
>>77401112>Please don't genocide my friends->Whoopsie
>>77401119Roll a D19, we'll decide his enemy through that
>>77401119sure, gib me 1d11.
>>77400660>>77400682Or maybe they use psychic fuckery to intuit the will and needs of the populace without the need for referendum? Literally tapping into the collective unconscious for administrative decisions. Psi-Democracy.
>>77401129They get a little weaker and a little frailer each time they die in their harrying maneuvers, until they're a husk fit to be interred in a dreadnought.
>>77401119We have 10 at the moment >>77401133>Unique mir itemSo I think we said this is a minior/trinket item.
Rolled 6 (1d19)>>77401140Why 19?
>>77401162That is a neat price to pay. The legion probably has many Dreadnoughts.
>>77401157>in a twist to end all twists->the secretive xenos sorcerer lords actually have the human population's best interests at heart>they're just xenos, and their idea of a benevolent government is a totalitarian regime because they find freedom of thought terrifying anathema, so they've taken on this burden themselves
>>77401172Because 20 Primarchs and he's one of them
>>77401172Because there are 19 other Primarchs, and from this, we can infer that he's up against the 6th Primarch, Have we rolled that one?
>>77401129"The Begotten Sons""The Walkers", led by a primarch named WalkerThe Beating Path.The Soldier's RythmThe Endless March(the black parade haha)
>>77401172>>77401203>TritonOH GOD. HOW?!?!?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>77401172>6th Primarch >Triton AgenorThis is worst primarch. confirmed
Rolled 59, 76, 75 = 210 (3d100)>>77401213Oh this just got spicy
>>77401203OH NO NONO NO FISHBROS....
>>77401204>The Funeral Procession>The Deadmen Walking>The Living Corpses
>>77401204"Walker Deadman"Because he's a Kojima CharacterHis legion call him "Old Bones"
Rolled 84, 24, 85 = 193 (3d100)I feel sorry for #10 you guys
>>77401204The Undead or The Undying seems best
Rolled 53, 28 = 81 (2d100)One of my dices decide the loyalty!
>>77401230Eternal VictoryThe DeathlessGravescorn LegionFatebreakers
>>77401216>Sky Hunter Squad>>77401221>Artillery variant>Speed of Conquest: Fast>Standard loyalty
>>7740124410 is kinda a chad tho
>>77401246Maybe too on the nose. "Broken Scythes" maybe as reference to the Reaper Denied? Logo could be like the Emperor's Scythes, but shattered?
>>77401244>Wealthy domain>Indirect rule over domain>Chaos>>77401248>Manipulated into joining >Chaos Undivided
>>77401271True, he's chad because he has to struggle.
>>77401294>chaos undivided perpetualHe's getting buffed into Primarch tier using he kek
>>77401248Nervous sweating as one would mean loyalty other treason
>>77401294>Chaos Undivided Champion >PerpetualOh boy sucks for the Imperium
>>77401317He's a constant, unstoppable low-intensity threat that could be anywhere, at any time.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>77401294Come on, kill a Primarch
>>77401294>Khorne finally got a say>And so did everyone elseThe fucked up bit is that, even IF he turns out to be the Arch-Traitor, he's unkillable, meaning that he'd probably just be dragged back into the warpAlso, we now know where the eye went, it's somewhere in the warp being fought over by the chaos godsAnd whoever holds it holds Deadman's loyalty
>>77401294oh shit we have the ONE MAN who can handle the power from three (not 4 cause the others are never gonna let slannesh so much as LOOK at influencing this one) Chaos gods at once. A motherfucking perpetual engine of Chaotic energy. >i don't think we're gonna be able to keep this one in the Eye, imperium bros
>>77401294He fell to Chaos to finally achieve strength... which means that at the end of the day he lost, because he decided he can't win on his own.
>>77401338>Didn't play a major role>Laughs in Slaanesh
>>77401356>FUCK>FUCK>FUCK>FUUUUUCCCKKKKHE IS THE EYETHE EYE COMESTHE EYE SEESIT WAS FORETOLD
>>77401358He was manipulated into joining, so who knows how that could've gone>>77401360>his legion's major role was being gangraped by traitor hordes to delay the Slaaneshi death-rave
>>77401338>>77401344He didn't do jack shit, just found out he was being manipulated by his dead-friend's gods one day and decided that if it helps him kill the Emperor he's totally okay with it
>>77401356HE NEEDED A NEW EYE. AND HE *FOUND* ONE. WELCOME TO THE EVERSTORM, BOYSYOU CANNOT HIDE FROM HIS SIGHT
>>77401376>one man war against Slaaneshlooks like we got evil Doom
>>77401367>THE EYE COMESOh yeeeeessssss, give us alllllll sommme of that ocular goooodneeessss
>>77401356Perturabo saw the eye in his dreams and shit. This dude? This dude had other, much more profound ideas about the eye haha.
>>77401380He's completely honest. His reasons were hate, disgust, and the hope that maybe one day he can finally die.
>>77401397In dreams, there were three. Always three. The Left, The Right, and The Center. The Head, The Heart, and The Eye. Yet always there was a missing voice. An empty chair at the table. A void that could not be filled. Yet there was hope. He had to keep moving forward. Had to keep fighting. Had to reach the place where at last, the voices said, all would be made whole. And on that day he took the final step? At last there was light, where always had darkness fell. Three hands embraced him, and one Eye opened anew. The Galaxy would burn beneath his gaze.
>>77401452>and secretly it's just the other three gods trying to quickly snag this guy with whatever bullshit they think will work to get him while they all keep one limb holding the door shut as Slannesh bangs on it demanding to be let in :P
>>77401360>>77401367>>77401376Am I the only one who thinks he's this Heresy's 'Horus". > Chaos undivided - can lead other primarchs> Immortal> Only one seriously crazy enough to think he can defeat Emps
>>77401483Might very well be. He's stronger because he's going to be more mentally grounded, more pragmatic, and more unkillable. He's weaker because he proooobably doesn't actually have Slannesh's favor. Assuming we don't roll another Horus along the way, he's very possibly the frontrunner yeah.
>10th Primarch>5th found> Weakened body> Perpetual>Core>Northeast>Conquered West>Average star Density>Hive World>Mercury sized>Unusually lush>Hot>Wet>1984>Adoptive Parents are soldiers>Indifference>Hatred/jealously of all>Conquered homeworld>Sorcerer Kings>Untapped natural wealth>Values Homeworld>Democracy>Xenophile>Socialist>Decentralised>Imposition of Order>Lost Left Eye>Honest>Arbitary>Special Supplies(grenades) >Emperor brought him into the Imperium by force>Friend is Xeno Commander>Enemy is Triton Agenor>New/Old Schism>Psychological Warfare>Skirmish conflicts>Unique item: Primarch's blood that regenerative properties>Sky Hunter Squad>Artillery variant>Speed of Conquest: Fast>Standard loyalty>Wealthy domain>Indirect rule over domain>Chaos>Manipulated into joining>Chaos Undivided>Didn't play a major role>>77401483Sounds like he's Horus to me, what's his name?
>>77401483Wow. This is actually way worse than Horus could have pulled out of his ass in the long-game.Best part? If they manage to somehow kill him that's also a victory condition for him.
>>77401523"Deadman" Walker seemed to be a good name, although we could use a first name too.
>>77401523OkulusAs the eye?
>>77401523A shame he’s not from a Not!Egyptian world. Could’ve been Osiris.
>>77401523>what's his name?Harrow Walker
>>77401568Sirus in of itself is a solid name.
>>77401580I like this one
>>77401563>>77401548>>77401523>>77401571>>77401580>>77401581Osiriael "Deadeye" Walker, Primarch of the Broken Scythes
>>77401609Sounds like a solid compromise to me. I like it
>>77401580I like Israfel also, that's pretty good.
>>77401609I honestly like it
>>77392122Just as a general aside to all, I gotta say I'm really damn impressed with this whole thing so far. I expected these primarchs to be incomprehensible jumbles of nonsense and shitty forced memes, but actually all of them so far look to be shaping up as genuinely, properly grimdark. We've got some real brutal shit in here where originally I expected only derp. Good job lads, and good job to the table maker.
>>77401609You got my vote Would Nathan (or a variant) be a fitting name for 40k?
>>77401609Just so we don't all commit seppuku trying to keep the name spelling consistent, I might propose the change of Osiriael to Osiriel, but that's just my 2 cents. Keeping track of a bunch of i/a/e in names is always a pain.
Alright thread is archived, should we move to a new thread for the next primarch?
>>77401658This single set of threads managed to completely revive my faith in this place.
>>77401609I'd say use the Deadeye Walkers as the legions name
>>77401731Nah, Bob Jones' legion "The Bob Jones" never quite sounds right.
>>77401751And drop the it from his name obviously anon kek
>>77401660Nathaniel seems like an appropriate name.
>>77401693I assure you anon, I can watch the super bowl and shitpost at the same time, so I'm good to burn some more hours on this little adventure if you are.
New thread: 77401858
>>77401926Also New Thread >>77401858