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I'm putting together a fleet. In the next system over there is a horde of Xenos assholes that need to be put down before they assault Earth.

Post the following:
>picture of your ship
>name of your ship
>Classification (Destroyer, Cruiser, Battleship, etc)
>Role (escort screen, anti-ship, flotilla leader, etc)
>Captain name
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>>74530128
Example
>ship: pic related
>Name: USS Donald J. Trump
>Battleship
>Flagship
>Donald Trump IX
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>>74530128
>ship: pic related
>name: Phantom
>Battleship
>Carrier
>Alexander Aurelius
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>>74530128
>KSBS Kirrim's Revenge
>Artillery Carrier
>Long-Range Fire Support & Bombardment
>Rodbourn Kerman
Beware the rules on quests, if that's your plan. LARPing is permitted, though.
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its just LARPing for the lols
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>>74530128
>The Midas Touch
>Asteroid
>Ram
>Balthazar Gelt
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>>74530128
>Another Man's Treasure
>Destroyer
>Escort
>Dave mk.III
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>>74530128
>HMSS That's Just Not Cricket
>Torpedo boat destroyer
>Close-range torpedo assault
>Arthur Alexander Asquith-Albert
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>>74532831
Aargh! I dropped my picture! For shame, my friends, for shame!
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>>74530128
> Friendly Neighborhood Vulture
> Heavily Modified Cruiser
> Scrapper/ Repair ship/ Supply Craft
> Andrew Tharnely
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The Xeno evicerator
Gun platform
Frontline
jon boe joe
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>>74530128
>MUUUUAAAAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYAAAAUUUUU
>Space Whale
>Space Whale
>Geppetto
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>>74530128
>Name: HMS Pinafive
>Class: Scout Destroyer
>Role: Running The Fuck Away
>Captain Abhoratio Firkin
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>name: Little Miss Sunshine
>classification: Corvette
>role: Squadron Command Ship
>captain: Chad Thunderbeard
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>>74530128
>Righteous Indignation
>Frigate
>Patrol
>Bucky O'Hare
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>>74533632
How will we tell your gunner apart from the imperial guardsmen on the comms?
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>>74533970
you don't
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>>74530128
>>ship: pic related
>Name: Boundless Ambition
>Experimental Testbed
>Moral Support
>Capt. Sam Neil
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Excellent gentlemen

>>74532531
Captain Gelt, I don't suppose you could load the Midas Touch with nukes and then ram the xenos mothership?
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>name : USG Not Filled With Monsters
>Classification : Converted Mining Ship
>Role : Hospital Ship
>Captain name : N.E. Crowmorph
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>>74534628
Sir, I have an alternative idea to a nuclear ram, if I may? My destroyer's heavy torpedoes are capable of equipping nuclear warheads and, if the situation calls for it, we may launch a nuclear torpedo strike against a target from close range. With your approval, I can have the warheads swapped over in a few hours.
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>>74534749

Approved Captain, get it done. We will make those damn xenos wish they never glassed Alpha-Centauri
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>Name:????
>Classification:????
>Role:????
>Captain Anno Nymous
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>>74530128

>pic related
>Gneisenau
>Frigate
>Commerce Raiding and Strike & Fade Attacks
>Karl Dönitz
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>Great Fox
>Battleship
>Aircraft Carrier
>Fox McCloud

Great Fox will cover you
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>>74530128
>Da Emprah's Big Rok
>What eva' da biggest won iz
>Woz' dat mean? It'z a ship. It goes.
>Lord-Kap'tin Kap'tin. (He's a captain, therefore his name has to be captain. That's the rules.)
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>>74530128
>SS Arkhangelsk
>Battlecruiser
>Heavy Fire Support
>Admiral Vodka Drunkinski

Who called in the fleet?
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>>74534944
oof forgot to put in my name

>>74535100
That would have been me, admiral. I got sick and tired of waiting for the Eath Federation to get its shit together.
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++The following ships will make up Flotilla Alpha++

Capital Ship:
>USS Donald Trump

Main Battle Line:
>Battleship Phanton
>KSBS Kirrim's Revenge
>The Xeno Eviscerator
>Great Fox
>Da Emprah's Big Rok

Escort Screen/Torpedo Boats:
>Another Man's Treasure
>HMSS That's Just Not Cricket
>HMS Pinafive
>Little Miss Sunshine
>Righteous Indignation
>Gneisenau

Special Purpose:
>The Midas Touch (Naval Ram)
>Friendly Neighborhood Vulture (recovery)
>Space Whale (?????)
>Boundless Ambition(wunderwaffe)
>USG Not Filled With Monsters(hospital ship)

>>74535100
Admiral Drunkinski, I don't suppose you will be willing to comand Flotilla Bravo?
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>>74535388
I look forward to serving the Emperor with all the power at my disposal.
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>>74535388
>Escort Screen/Torpedo Boats:
>HMS Pinafive
Captain Abhoratio Firkin looks forward to fleeing at the first opportunity.
Our motto: You can't outrun a laser but that's no excuse not to try.
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>>74530128
>EFS Valley Forge
>Battleship
>Long-range artillery
>Gilligan Kristoph

Give me a firing solution and I'll carve a canyon on their homeworld from here.
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> SS Hasaki No. 7H1N-G "Personelle Kid"
> Destroyer
> Fast-Moving Shock-and-Awe S-Class anti-Captiol Ship, Hologram Deployment. Can destroy enemy ships in a single strike by utilizing hi-tech short-range warp drives to get behind Capitol ships and ram itself into their engines. It's hull is superior space steel, folded 1000 times over and can be reused after leaving holograms and teleporting away
> Captian Ken-Sama
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>>74535388
Da
Just point us at the foe, kommander
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>>74535702
Shit, forgot to put my name as Drunkinski
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>>74535578
Wanna make a bet over who scores more hits? Loser buys the other a round at the Spacebar after the battle.
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>>74535718
.....I happened to be putting the name in the options field. I feel stupid.
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>>74535711
>>74535718


chill I made the mistake twice in the thread
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>The HMS Zenith
>Destroyer
>Anti-Heavy Fire Support
>Captain Micah Hawthorne
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>The USS Tolerance
>Capital ship
>Peacekeeping/humanitarian
>Captain Ad'Lof
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>Star Wolf
>Fighters
>Fighter Support
>Wolf O'Donnell

WOLF PACK
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>HMS Tomboy Slayer
>Interceptor
>Hit-and-Run strikes exploiting short range FTL capability
>lol I'm a lieutenant who's carrying me?
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>>74535962

That would be Admiral Drunkinski, as you'll be in Flotilla Bravo
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if we near the post limit, we'll need a writefag to write how the battle goes for us
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I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A FLEET

I'm putting together a fleet. In the next system over there are some upstart Simians who need to be put down before they can invade the galaxy.

Post the following:
> picture of your ship
> name of your ship
> classification / role
> species name
> captain name
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>>74536206
>Unicron
>Unicron
>Unicron
>Unicron
>Unicron
Death to the Simians
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>>74536206

GGS Hepcat
Cruiser/Chick Procurement
Groovulons
Commander Hipp Jogggggsson
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>>74536206

Filthy Xeno, don't fill the Extra-Net with perfidious lies. We got to Cassini Expanse first, it was not yours to take! Hell, it you who invaded us first and glassed our homes!

To any other xenos listening in, do not listen to him. He is just using you, and once he is finished with us, they will come for you and your worlds. Any Xenos, that joins my Fleet will be rewarded with as much plunder and salvage as your hold can carry.
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>>74530128
>>74536206
EXAMPLE
> Name: Jo Bi Denn
> Battleship / Flagship
> Melanin Leeches
> Commander Ka Ma La
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>>74536330
Silly me, forgot the image
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>>74530128
>HHC Elson
>Heavy Cruiser
>Anti-Capital Ship
>Riif Soban
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>>74536206
'ERE WE GO!
>RAMSMASHA
>BATTLEKROOZER
>ORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ
>CAP'N NOBCRUSHA
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>>74536206
>Eye of Amun-Ka
>World Engine
>Necron
>Phaeron Amun-Ka of the Khaleszh Dynasty
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>>74530128
>Tutally 'umie ship
>Krooza
>Ezkort
>Kaptin Tutally An' 'Umie
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>Humans vs Orks, Necrons, and fucking Unicron
This is either going to be the most cliche HFY story or we're not going to have a Human infestation any longer
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>>74530128
Sir! Senior Petty Officer McHammer in command of the OSS Eye Spy reporting in! She's a Corvette cutter recon; we'll see them before they see you, sir!
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>>74537021

Falls to infighting as Unicron sees the Necrons as inferior machines and the Orks try to loot both
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>>74530128
>Hybris
>Cruiser
>Missile Cruiser
>Captain Adrianna Kelway
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>>74537126
No Matrix of Leadership means Unicron ain't going down no matter what. He'll just come back. Meaning the Humans are still fucked.
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>>74530128
>>74536206
I offer my ship and my lads to the highest bidder. What are you willing to pay me, the shark of the seven galaxies?
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>>74530128
>Lashkau
>Kau-class battlecruiser
>recon, escort, and guard
>Grand Duchess Letopanyu Beneej Spoor
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>>74537231
The Grand Duchess insists her ship maintains its bright red paint job because it matches her eyes.
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>>74537021
>>74537126

there seems to be orks on both sides
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>>74537155

Asteroid B7-90LV-12. The fucker is 180,000 metric tons of gold ore
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>>74535629
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>red dwarf
>mining ship
>superintelligent AI Holly
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>>74530128
Ship: See Image
Name: SRF Moray
Classification: Heavy Frigate
Role: Long range patrol, escort screen, supporting fire
Captain Name: Lesbia Xatyriasis
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>JMCS Red Dwarf
>Frigate
>Cpt. Hollister
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>>74537279
You take me for a fool, expecting my crew to mine it like some kind of planetlubbers? HARD CASH ONLY
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>>74537480

very well. how does 870 million USD sound. If need be i can go higher
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Ship: ISS Freudian Nightmare
Classification: Battleship/Monitor
Role: Planetary bombarment, ship of the line, mobile dockyards/strategic supply center.
Captain: Ultra Space Marshal Superhawk.
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>>74530128
>>pic related
>>HMS Indefatigable
>>Classification (Razee Frigate, Previously 3rd Rate Ship of the Line)
>>Role (Battle Ship, Patroller)
>>Black Jack Geary

Reporting for duty.
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>>74533245
>Geppetto
My sides
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The Royal Navy is really coming out in force for this fight
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>>74537507
Lets wait for the other side's offer, then. In the meantime, convert your so-called "USD"s to carbon in the form of crystals.
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>>74537807
They have all the best names
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>>74537155
To the esteemed Shark of the seven Galaxies, scorge of andromeda and slayer of the dreaded Krxlyplitian Space Trout, we offer nothing less that the chance to prove your worth to the extra-galactic community!

...and as a meagre side benefit, 120 Billion Cred-Tokens and a nice slice of whatever falls out when we pop "erth" open.
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>>74530128
>Ísbrjótur
>Frigate
>Escort
>Just Jax
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>>74538909
Aye, looks like we have a deal.
>>74537507
Sorry, admiral. It's just business. Looks like lady luck hasn't caressed you with her tentacles.
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>>74536206
>The Walrus
>Frigate/boarding operations (can and WILL backstab it's own fleet and then run away with the loot)
>mixed crew
>Anonymous Pirate Captain
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>>74530128
>Enterprise-A
>Battleship
>Scouting
>James Tiberius..... Kirk
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>>74530128
Admiral, here it's chapter master of the imperial fist chapter, we intercepted your comunication form Terra and came as fast as the immaterium allowed, we have come to aid in the defense of Holy Terra, the Phalanx and supporting fleets are at your service
>pic related
>Phalanx
>Fortress Monastery/Battle station
>Flagship
>Gregor Dessian chapter master of the imperial fists
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>>74530128
>Ship Name:
All Praise
>Classification:
Mobile Dock Yard
>Role:
Ship repair and outfit
>Captain
Elana Tor
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Gentlemen, while we wait to begin the operation, I require a willing target for torpedo gunnery practice! I had to drag the Cricket's primary torpedo gunner in drunk earlier, and while he's been given some lashes for his trouble and sent to sleep it off our other gunner is significantly less experienced, and needs more practice. Preferably cruiser-sized or above, and we'll be using inert training torpedoes - if they do somehow cause damage, I shall arrange compensation for repair costs and inconvenience. Your crew will also gain experience in torpedo defence and evasion, if all goes to plan. Any volunteers?
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>>74530128
>Ship: ASC Romantic Horizon
>Classification: Light Fighter Carrier
>Role: Fleet Escort
>Captain Capitan

Leave the defense of the slower ships to us admiral
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>>74530128
The Demon Princess
Cruise ship
Germ Warfare Division
Capt Peter Muskrat
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>>74543739
Good to have you along, we'll always need screens even if it's not the most glamourous of roles. The Kirrim's Revenge is powerful, but slow as molasses and those guns don't work so well at close ranges and on fast targets.
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++The following ships will be Flotilla Bravo++

Capital Ship:
>SS Arkhangelsk (Admiral Drunkinski)

Main Battle Line:
>EFS Valley Forge
>USS Tolerance
>HHC Elson
>Hybris
>Lashkau
>ISS Freudian Nightmare
>Enterpiese-A

Escort Screen/Torpedo Boats:
>SS Hasaki
>HMS Zenith
>HMS Tomboy Slayer
>Tutally 'umie ship (ork mercenaries)
>SRF Moray
>JMCS Red Dwarf
>HMS Indefatigable
>Ísbrjótur

Special Purpose:
>Star Wolf (Star Fighters)
>OSS Eye Spy (AWACS)
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>>74540088

Chapter Master Gregor Dessian I'am giving you command of Flotilla Charlie.
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>>74530128
Here is your new ship
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>>74547893

isn't Xeele sequence supposed to be really grimdark, like even more grimdark than 40k?
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>>74539898
God, those Treasure Planet ships were so great.
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>>74547891
understood, I had important matter to attend to, so I had to go for a while, how many ships are under my command?
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>>74548251

depends, on how many more ships arrive. i would like for each flotilla to have at least six battle line vessels and six escort vessels, with a myriad of support vessels. so, at least 12.
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>>74548362
I see, then I shall wait for more ships to arrive
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>Solar Javelin
>Atmospheric Destroyer
>Atmospheric artillery, blockade running and air-to-air combat
>Sir Goreg Aeolus III

Chucking stuff at the planet from space can be nifty, but sometimes you need to get a bit more hands on for extra precision. The Solar Javelin fits this need, entering into the upper and middle atmospheres to blast other aerial vessels, shoot down outgoing projectiles before they get into space, and get through atmospheric defenses to unleash precise bombardments of specific surface targets.
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>name of your ship
FNS Airola
>Classification
Artillery Battleship
>Role
Capital Ship Sniper
>Captain name: Nea Pettersen, Exile Queen of Finland
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>>74530128
>HMS ç̸̢̢͠R̢̡ą̸́̀͘w̷̶̧L̡i̵͡Ǹ̷̛͢G̸̀́͟ ́́̕͜͝c̴̴̡̛H̶͞a̢͟͠Ó̢́͘s̢̢̀͟
>v͢I͡͡L̨̡̕͠ę̶̴̨́ ͘͢d̢̛͢R̶̶̢ứ͝͡m͜͝S̸̕͟͠ Cruiser
>ECCM / a̶̡̧͡ç̸̡̧̛C̵̕͟͜ù̸ŗ̡̀͝s̵̢͟E̷̢̢͜͝d̴̸̵̡͘ ̸̷́f̶̵Ĺ̢̡̕ừ͡Ţ̧̢E̵̸ş̀͟
>Captain Hugh Mann
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>name of your ship
UES Thousand Autumns
>Classification
Battleship
>Role
System Teleport Capable Carrier
>Captain name
Anders Martinius Leonhardt
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Uh, it's just a space surfboard.
It has a little needle that shoots lasers.
It goes pretty fast for its size.
Call me Flo Rida.
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>>74549295
Based, every fleet needs a cool heroic dude who fights solo, hitting key targets and boosting morale.
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>>74530128 (OP)
>Vance Squadron
>21x Beaumont-class duel-operation fighters
>Tactically flexible fighter operations
>Wing Cmdr. Isabelle "You're Out" Kirk

We go places ships can't, for both offensive and fast defensive roles for both space and atmospheric operations. Ideally we should be launched from a carrier such as the Romantic Horizon >>74543832, Great Fox >>74535026 or any other carrier-capable craft willing to base us.
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>>74549349
Ahem. We don't want anything to do with that plague-ship, we meant to contact >>74543739 with our request
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>>74536206
>monkey exterminator
>small interceptor, that is excellent against those ugly human settlements
>furon
>Crypto-140
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>>74549349

That is for you and the carrier captains to decide
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>>74530128
>Spaceball 1
>Star Destroyer
>flotilla leader and an expert ship chasing down enemy ships. It can also transforms in the secret weapons know as The Mega Maid to suck the atmosphere of those xenos. And has a shopping mall
>Dark Helmet
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>Peace Moon
>Space Station and Symbol of Galactic Unity
>Command and Fortifications
>The Senate
Our sensors show that you need additional logistics and fleet support in order to triumph over the alien menace. In addition, we may be able to 'peacefully interact' with their strange, planet-sized ship.
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>SS Carpenter
> scout ship
>long range recognition
> w-I mean am captain Russell
As you can see our ship has been damaged exploring the wander of out space and we need to your location to fix our ships and to meet you admiral, we are eager to know each other
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>>74536206

++ The following ships will be Formation Unarch ++

Forward Vessels
> Jo Bi Denn (Melanin Leeches)
> Ramsmasha (Orkz)

Light Vessels
> GCS Hepcat (Groovulons)
> The Walrus (Hired Privateers)
> Monkey Exterminator (Furons)

Superweapons:
> Unicron (Unicron)
> Eye of Amun-Ka (Necrons)

A fine assembly, gentlemen. Although we may be outnumbered, we surely far outrank them in terms of firepower!

>>74549589
Crypto-140, you have been selected for your tactical mind and bravado in the extermination of the filthy sub-sapients. Perhaps you'l care to join me and commander Ka Ma La for a pre-battle toast?
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>>74550864
I will go to your pre celebrations, but I expect some females to be in it too, I need to have some action before the real battle if you what I mean
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>>74530128
>USS Iowa
>Battleship
>Anti-ship
>John L. McCrea
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>>74530128
>name: The Big Stick
>Capital ship
>Anti structure/capital and long range support
>Mike Hill
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bump
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Kommander
The alien skum are amassing at an alarming rate
Might I suggest a tactical stealth operation to cripple some of their ships before the battle? I would volunteer myself, but I've had too many shots tonight...
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>>74554147
Admiral, the operatives of the Zenith are primed and ready for a stealth mission.
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>>74554147

mmm yes, do so. Pick what ship you feel is most competent
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>>74554178
The Great Fox has your back Captain
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>>74554196
>Xenos filth disguising self as Admiral
Excuse me?
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>>74554224
abhumans are fine, anon
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>>74554178
>>74554196

Hmmm
Hawthorne, sneak around and eliminate the first vessel you see. No witnesses captain.
Oh, and take that fuzzy xenos thing with you. I don't trust it, so keep an eye on it.

(The fuk you using my name for, Great Fox. This is a coup or something?)
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>>74554224

now hold up, these abhumans are cool.
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>>74554435
Sorry Admiral, I accidentally copied and pasted your name over mine. Just compiling all the stuff into a doc to keep track of.
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>>74554435
Of course, Admiral. On route to predicted enemy FOM.
>>74554196
Come on Fox, you heard the Admiral.
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Captain! While we on the Solar Javelin were patrolling an ocean world on the outskirts, we uncovered an ancient xenos weapon! It seems to be disabled currently, but it still may pose a threat! What should we do?
In addition, I am trying to muster some more atmospheric-capable vessels.
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>>74554196
Remember your idents, Fox!
Requesting permission to base from your carrier, to allow the Vances to participate in this operation.

>>74554523
After this operation, we may be able to assist you as well in an atmospheric strike and escort capability.
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>>74554523

Recover it. Choose any support vessels you need. Get it done
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>>74554553
It's a bit crowded in here, but I can make room commander
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>>74554488

Take the Gneisenau with you too.
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>>74554623
A specialized ship like the Gneisenau will be a great help for the operation. I'm just outside xenos FOM, should I wait for the Gneisenau to arrive?
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>>74554661

yes, if he doesn't show, proceed.
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>>74554675
Got it. How long should I wait for them before I begin the mission?
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>>74554623
SS Kamchatka will join you! As soon as we're clear of these blasted torpedo boats.
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>>74554685
Wait until an opportunity presents itself to you. Perhaps the next xenos vessel to join their lowly fleet?
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to investigate this bottle of vodka. It seems very suspicious to me.
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>>74536206
> Audim U'buur
> Fuel transporter
> Ur'Buurs
> Audim Luboc
Simians are disgusting but we'd like to use them as fuel, can we get to take prisoners ?
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>>74554703
Oh, look, the clown of the fleet is here. They're going to go nuts when they see the Cricket, and probably cause another interstellar incident with their incompetence. I fear we will need that crate of spare binoculars for the Admiral.

Keep this space liability on a tight leash, Drunkinski.
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>>74554820
Dasvidanya U'buur

>>74554685
>>74554605
>>74554553
>>74554703

The red one entering the enemy fleet is the target
Wipe that one out, with extreme prejudice
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>>74554888
>The red one entering the enemy fleet is the target
>Wipe that one out, with extreme prejudice
SS Kamchatka will open fire! It's a target-rich environment.
We probably shouldn't have a red-green colourblind gunner, but you can't win 'em all.
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>>74554888
What the hell's wrong with you, retarded simian ? Your kind are usually happy to join our cheptel in the hybridation pits of the great U'buur protectorate. I guess the protectorate will have to get rid of the current stock... A shame, really, Human U'buur hybrids usually fetched a good price on the slave markets.You'll pay for the financial cost of this treachery !

>Emergency shuttles launched
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>>74554888
Fighters away! Wing 2, shadow the Kamchatka and try your best to keep them away from anything important. Wings 1 and 3, form up on me, attack vector sixty, one-ten, F. Open fire on my order.
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>>74554966
Admiral, the Kamchatka is under attack by wave after wave of enemy fighters! We haven't hit any yet but it's only a matter of time.
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>>74554888
The Zenith will open fire! Our heavy cannons should take out the target and everything near it quickly.
>>74554984
>>74554605
Fox, take out the fighters attacking the Kamchatka.
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>>74554888
Arwings away!
The state of the art fighter ship of the Lylat System is more than a match for-
What in the-
Slippy, get back here!
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>>74555000
>Fox, take out the fighters attacking the Kamchatka.
Sir, I think those are... our fighters.
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>>74555008
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
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>>74555023
What the hell are you talking about, there's no... oh shit, I'm retarded.
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>>74555000
Wing 2 is under fire by unknown bogeys! We're breaking off our attack to take them out!
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>>74537732
God the genra shift at the ending of that book was so laughably good
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>>74555054
Of course. The Zenith should be able to destroy the target. GUNNERS, FIRE EVERY CANNON WE HAVE AT THE TARGET!
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>>74555048
Admiral, the Kamchatka is under attack by even more fighters! There are hundreds of them! And at least of them is French!
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>>74555076
Shit. Kirk, >>74555054 can your squad hold them off while I destroy the target?
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>>74555108
We'll do our best, but we can't see them! All the fighters we can see around the Kamchatka and near us have friendly IFFs! The enemy must have developed some amazing stealth fighter in secret, because we have no visual on the attacking bogeys!
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>>74555075
This fleet supply vessel Aurora. Why are you shooting at us?
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Admiral, this is the Kamchatka. One of the enemy stealth fighters must have launched a stealth missile because we are leaking antimatter. We are pulling hard to port. Make way!
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>>74555145
Well, good news, the target is about to be eliminated, our big gun is almost fully charged.
>>74535950
Requesting backup from the Star Wolf Squadron.
>>74555149
Cause muh orders.
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>>74530128
>Warspite
>Heavy Carrier
>Galactic Force Projection
>Eric Caliban

Admiral Eric Caliban to all Terran channels, Broadsword Fighters and Javelin Torpedo Bombers on the way. This is where we turn the tide boys.
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>>74555176
Captain, just because we are parked next to the Kamchatka doesn't mean we are the Kamchatka!

Also, why is the Kamchatka swinging hard to starboard?
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>>74555176
Can't let you do that Hawthorne!
The aliens have ordered us to take you down!

>Star Wolf has defected!
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>>74555190
I didn't say you were the Kamchatka. And I don't know why the Kamchatka is going hard to starboard, I'm in the Zenith, not the Kamchatka. Also, retreat, Star Wolf has defected. Just 10 more seconds until I can destroy the target.
>>74555215
I mean, I don't know what I expected, but this was not it.
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>be xenos
>humans turned up to raid one of our ships
>recognise that one ship they brought
>disgonbegood.gif
>sure enough, it causes a chain of incompetent mistakes
>it's a bigger asset to us than our own ships are
>human battle plan dissolves into chaos
>they're in disarray, panicking and shooting at each other
>grab some space popcorn to watch
>mrw
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>>74555215
>>74555237
We'll take care of these idiots Captain, focus on the objective!
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>>74555237
Some enemies we can see, at last! We'll engage them to cover your retreat. Don't let the enemy get away, and don't leave us behind either.
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>>74555264
Aaaaand, firing. The target is hit, it should be completely destroyed now. We did it. Evacuating the hot zone.
>>74554888
Admiral, the target has been eliminated. The mission is a success.
>>74555257
I WILL SKULLFUCK YOUR SOUL, XENOS.
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Admiral, this is the Kamchatka! Good news! It was just a steam leak. And in more good news, we have rammed and boarded an enemy supply vessel.
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Admiral, this is the Aurora. The Kamchatka has rammed us. We are drifting across your lines. Try to stay clear.
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>>74550946
Certainly my man, we always get down before a genocide.

>>74554820
Slaves are okay but they must be carried inhumanely in accordance to extra-galactic protocol.

>>74555215
Excellent work Star Wolf. Take down star fox! We'll be sending a team of Extra-Galactic Federation Cruisers, stand by.

...Jarid, Is my Nifflesnatch showing on camera?
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>>74555296
New orders men. A poor drink ruins the feast, and rotten vodka has been set amidst this table
Eliminate the Kamchatka, and a bonus to whoever brings me that inept captain's head.
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The Zenith has successfully evacuated. Star Fox, I recommend you do the same.
>>74555369
Admiral, why are you using Great Fox's name?
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>>74555369
Great Fox
I don't appreciate this tomfoolery, pretending to be me
Consider yourself kaput the next time you slip up
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>>74555369
>>74555383
>>74555385
Fleet command has clearly been infiltrated by traitorous revolutionary elements. There is only one solution.

The Kamchatka surrenders. Oh mighty Commander, whose skin is extremely grey and polished, what are your orders?
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>>74555383
We still have at-risk civilians in the AO, since the xenos ship jettisoned its slave cargo during the engagement. Are recovery operations going to be commenced? We're still engaged with the Star Wolves, and it'll take us some time to break off and return if the Great Fox will be departing soon.
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That's not me, Admiral! There's saboteurs on our comms!
Switch to encrypted lines!
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>>74555462
What's wrong Fox? Having a little trouble? Such a pity.

>>74555345
While I appreciate the gratitude, we're a tad outnumbered here. May I remind you we're mercenaries, not loyal soldiers?
Send reinforcements soon if you do not wish for us to depart
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>>74554567
Sir! We've managed to reverse engineer the massive xenos weapon and bring it online! The range is limited to the current system, which I believe is fairly far from your current fleet, but it possesses enough firepower to sink a battleship with one shot, and can fire once per minute! If you need a defensive line, this weapon is perfect, aside from being remote. Our crew is in low orbit, it seems as though the xenos are giving you a tough time. What is your command, sir?
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>>74555462
Finally, it's Flag Lieutenant Ralph Seymour's time to shine.
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++The following ships will be Flotilla Charlie++

Captial Ship:
>The Phalanx (Chapter Master Dessian)

Capital Ships:
>FNS Airola
>HMS ç̸̢̢͠R̢̡ą̸́̀͘w̷̶̧L̡i̵͡Ǹ̷̛͢G̸̀́͟ ́́̕͜͝c̴̴̡̛H̶͞a̢͟͠Ó̢́͘s̢̢̀͟
>UES Thousand Autums
>Spaceball 1
>USS Iowa
>The Big Stick

Escort Screen/Torpedo Boats:
>ASC Romantic Horizon (light carrier)
>Solar Javelin


Special Purpose:
>All Praise (Repair)
>The Demob Princess (WMD barge)
>Space Surfboard (technical)
>Vance Squadron (star fighters)
.Peace Moon (super weapon)
>SS Carpenter (Scouting)
>Aurora (supply ship) (if it survives the Kamchatka)

Chapter Master, you have your flotilla.
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>>74555385
>>74555413

Filthy Human, I have called you to ask you a simple question. Fail to answer at your peril! Is the Kamchatka on your side or ours? Cause I really have no idea whats going on here. They're surrendering to you but describing me? I have no record of the vessel on your or our vessel charts- so what in the Vlaxian fuck-

> Daddy? Whats going on?

Daddies working, son. Go play with your gravobox.

> Are those the naughty monkeys?

Yes they are son. Now go away.

... My apologies, captain. It's "bring your spawn to work day" today.
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>>74555450
>>74555385
Admiral, I recommend we deploy the Friendly Neighborhood Vulture for recovery. The xenos will likely send reinforcements, so I think that Star Fox should retreat.
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>>74554963
Pfft. we only need a single gun to kill you, alien scum
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>>74555539
>Is the Kamchatka on your side or ours?
Meanwhile on the Aurora...
>Fuck's sake, they keep trying to board us. Is the Kamchatka on their side or ours?
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Here is the Battleplan. We will draw the enemy fleet to the Vega system so that Sir Aeolus can blast the fleet with the uber-ship-killing-gun.
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>>74555539
Dear silly grey thing
I'm just as confused as you are, and I'm pretty certain I'm not that drunk. Not yet at least.
Destroy the ship at your own leisure, we no longer want it, and I don't think you do either.

It's sad how they'll let anyone be a captain these days
Oh, and good luck with the disgusting xeno child. Kids are such a pain in the blyat
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>>74555548

approved get it done Captain.
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>>74555586
Acknowledged. Breaking off and returning to the Great Fox for recovery and transport back to the fleet.

We shall meet again, Great Wolf.
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>>74555571
Admiral, shall I re-engage the enemies to lure them to Aeolus?
>>74533059
Captain Tharnely, please report to the AO for a recovery operation.
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>>74555608

not yet, we may have more ships arriving
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>>74555622
Of course, Admiral.
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>>74555571
Admiral, there is one thing I must warn you of regarding this weapon and planet: they are completely undefended. No anti-space, no shields, and not even any anti-air: there's only the one gun. Should the weapon or its power supply be damaged, it will be rendered totally useless, as this planet is a desolate water world with few features beyond civilian shipwrecks.
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Admirals, we're losing signals from ships in this region. Is everything all right?
The Peace Moon is charging it's... light show array, just in case.
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Gentlemen, I must congratulate you on a mission well done
We may have lost Star Wolf and the Kamchatka, but I akin it more to excising a festering wound than losing numbers.
The primary objective was accomplished. All vessels, assist Kirk. I will remain on standby for when I am needed.
Keep watch on those comms. I don't trust the Great Fox in the slightest.

....And somebody refill my drink!
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>>74555584
Why thank you, captain. Perhaps you are a more sensible variation of your typically barbarous and foolish species. Still gonna have to kill you though.

>>74555569
>>74555413
[ ATTENTION KAMCHATKA AND AURORA. SURRENDER TO EXTRA-GALACTIC AUTHORITY AND WE WILL UNTANGLE YOUR VESSELS. ]

...actually, that gives me an idea.

[ THIS IS A GALACTIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. ANY AND ALL VESSELS THAT AID IN THE REPULSION OF THE HUMAN NAVY SHALL BE GRANTED ZEKOS-CLASS CITIZENSHIP. THAT IS ALL ]

Damn we need some more guys cause we lookin heavily outnumbered.
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>>74555650
This is Fox. We've lost one of our Arwings and we currently have several damaged ships. We're pulling back the Great Fox for now, but the Great Fox will continue to provide fire support.

Keep checking those comms Admiral!

(no, seriously, I'm not the one screwing with the names. At least not the second time. That's someone else's work. My money's on the anon running Star Wolf)
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>>74555788
We'll be arriving shortly. We have six badly beaten fighters (three of which are under tow), seven more with varying degrees of damage and four wounded pilots with us, and we're all low on fuel and ammunition. Star Wolf casualties are unknown.
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>>74555788
>>74555842

report to the All Praise for repair and refit. But all said, good work out there.
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>>74555571
>>74555710
My esteemed friend Commander! I see you have some difficulties in amassing power against the monkeys. Well, there is a solution...
There is an old legend that is talked silently about where drunk sailors gather. Of a ship so big it dwarves some planets. It's an' ol' piece of work, this girl, packed with all matter of weapons. Alas, the last captain of it disguised it as backwater planet before his death, so no other man could wield the same power.
But we are in luck, Commander. Through my... "connections" I have procured a map with it's location.
It is...
...Vega system.
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>>74556042

The plot thickens
>this is why i love LARP threads.
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>>74556042
Oooh, spicy.
>>74556079
Admiral, how's the operation to lure the enemy to Vega going? Since Vega has very weak defenses, I believe that deploying the Zenith would be beneficial.
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>>74555886
Admiral
I believe that, in spite of technical difficulties, this raid was ultimately a success.
The loss of Star Wolf is unfortunate, but they are easily replaced, and the loss of the Kamchatka is ultimately a boon.
I will be retiring to my quarters for the night for my complimentary 5 shots of bourbon before bed. Until next time Admiral.
Dosvidanya, don't get any on ya.
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>>74556128

Yes, deploy the Zenith over Vega. I don't want to be caught with our pants down

>>74556168
Agreed captain. I'd much rather have this incident happen now rather than the coming battle over Vega. And good night to you, i must retire as well for the night, for tomorrow battle awaits.
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IMAGINE
Recording this thread with different voices talking over comms
IMAGINE
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>>74556802

YES!
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>>74556802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmS9vcVNr5A
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>>74556879

hahahahahah
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>>74530128
Admiral
I request to be attached to one of fleets, we were busy refitting mining ship!
>Ship Name: Pavel Postovoit
>Battle Barge
>Escort screen
>Alexander Kolchak
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>>74530128
>ship: Allegiance-class battlecruiser
>name: Leviathan
>classification: heavy star destroyer
>role: command ship/ battleship
>captain name: Mariana Luciano, nickname "the white leopardess"
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>>74558538
based coomer
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>>74555710
We are ready to help your races, but you after the victory you will have to accept to our wishes
>Cube 572
>Heavy Battleship vesses
>Borg Collective
>we act as one
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>>74556802
How does a Google doc with roles for people to sign up for and record themselves doing posts? If anyone's interested, find a "character" in the thread and get recordin'. Obviously we'll need the Admiral, the Aliens and Star Fox/Wolf.
But for now, how about we get back on track.
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>>74530128
>name of your ship: HSS Ashes of Monarchia
>Classification: Battleship
>Role: CQC, anti-carrier
>Captain name: Xi-Nu: 88
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>>74560068
Oi, mate, where is your ship, there is nothing on radars.
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>>74556802
>>74559999

I for one am exited for a full recording of the extermination of the human race! All recordings shall be transmit from my bridge to this "Googlised Document" as soon as it becomes available.

>>74556042
A bold scheme, my dear piratic friend! We are in desperate need to acquire more vessels, and this one, if what you say is true, would make the destruction of the human home-word a simple matter indeed.

To look into this matter I am sending my prized lietenant, an Ursoid who I have come to trust with my very life. He is, in fact a veteran treasure hunter and I believe his services will prove invaluble.

...In fact, I'm sending over right now! Good Luck!

>>74559012
Yes, Yes, Cube 572, I'm sure that we can give you whatever you require without to much trouble.

...Yeesh, It's all money, money, money with these people. So damn one-minded!
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>>74560565
We require the technical specifscions of your ships as well as your entire history and culture of your races, if you give us this you can win this conflict
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>>74555531
Understood admiral I shall spearhead the attack, the phalanx's hide is thick
>>74555647
my ship is roughly the same size as yours, I will spearhead the counter attack and you deploy your super weapon from a back position
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>>74560565
...to where, exactly, are you sending him?
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>Name: GOU/PS I Abhor Violence But
>Classification: Abominator Class General Offensive Unit / Picket Ship
>Role: Fucking entire star systems
>Captain: Culture Mind of the same name

We were passing by and couldn't help notice you might need the help of an Involved
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>>74560703
Chapter Master! Or should I call you Commander? Admiral? Whichever honorific you prefer.

Captain Hugh Mann, at your service. You can call me Huey if you'd like. Never mind crawly, it's an old ship, older then you know, but it's still in good shape.

I am ready to interfere with the alien logistics and information networks. Just get us close and their targeting systems will start picking up that which should not be.

Quick word of warning though; the fleets communications officers should restrict themselves to listening only to preapproved frequencies. I'll be flooding all other channels with things not meant to be heard, which should cause some rather hilarious reactions from any aliens trying to monitor our coms.
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>>74562341
Just call me Chapter Master for simplicity, understood I shall be listening carefully for further comunications also
>it's an old ship, older then you know
I doubt it's older than the Phalanx, our Fortress Monastery is more than 10000 years old
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>DA BIG SKRAP
>BIG DAKKA
>WE SHOOT'EM AND KRUMP EM
>KAPTIN MADSPITTAH

FO DA RIGHT TEEF WE'll SHOOT N' KRUMP WATHEVER YE POINT AT BOSS
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>>74562625
t̸̨̕̕͢H̡̡ę́́ ̵̸̸͢c͠r͢͟À̸̸͟͞Ẃ͘͡͠ļ̵͟í̢n̡G̴̶͢ ̨̧͝c̵̢̡̨H̶̀͢͟a̛̛͝O̢͞͞͡s̕ ̴͢i̵̕͘ś̴̨̕ ̛o̶̧l̵͠D́e̸̴̢͜͞ŗ͟͝ ̵̸͢t̷̡͡h̵͜- ahem, sorry, something in my throat. I'm certain your ship is older. Yes, most certainly.

I'm just going to keep my distance from the rest of the flotilla. You know how it is with ECCM and jammers, don't want to fry your own allies systems, right? Also, you should keep all windows facing old crawly closed. Things get weird when its seen with the naked eye.
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>Name
Atlas
>Classification
Abyss Class
>Role
Flagship
>Ship Master's Name
Veritos Halm; 4th Company Captain of the XXth Legion
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>>74562914
ok
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>>74563281
This is Captain Veritos Halm, speaking from the imperial ship, Atlas. My ship detected some distress signals and so came in all haste.
Does anyone read me?

Bump
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>>74563907
Captain Halm, this is Hawthorne of the HMS Zenith. We are currently undertaking an operation to lure xenos forces to the Vega system, where we have discovered a superweapon. Your help in defending Vega would be appreciated.
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>>74564156
Very well, Captain Halm.
It shall be my honour to assist you against the xenos filth. The safety of the Vega system, and of this superweapon, will be my upmost priority.
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>>74564156
>>74564324
My apologies, Captain Hawthorne. I misheard your name due to vox interference.
Shoot. I'm Halm
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This is the punishment class light fighter Battlespanner.
My name's Weavel. One of your enemies has a price on his head. I'll support you so long as you don't get in my way. My target's head and his people's technology are mine.
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>>74534707
Welcome to the fleet Captain Crowmorph
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Ship Name : ROU Mind Your Manners
Classification : Rapid Offensive Unit
Role : Strategic Supraluminic Stealth Starkiller
Pilot : Her Majesty The Queen Barbara Mary-Sue Skywalker
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>>74540538
Leave it to me.
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>>74530128
>Name: TCS Vega
>Class: Heavy Carrier
>Role: Fighter Screen
>Captain Name: Lord Anton Vega, of the Tal Consortium
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>>74530128
>>74536206

>"Stop shooting me, eh. I'm on your side!"
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>>74565476
The Consortium will do its part. Let us educate the xenos on what a REAL fleet looks like.
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>>74530128
>Name: The Jihad
>Classification: Superheavy Fuel Tanker
>Role: Suicide bomber filled with smaller suicide bombers
>Captain Name: Greenfinger
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>>74565907
The Luddic Path will fight the invaders!
Down with the Moloch!
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>>74565251
Thank you very much for your offer, m'lady. I'm sure you will provide quite the targeting challenge to young Alfred here. We are ready when you are.
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>HEADHUNTER
>BATTLECRUISER
>WE GOT CLOSE TO THE ENEMY AND WE KILL THEM
>RUDIANOS KOR
NO MORE WORDS WHERE IS THE BATTLE WE MUST GO THERE
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>>74530128
>Empyrean Ascendant
>Battleship
>Anti-ship, planetary siege
>Captain Jocelyn Glory
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>>74530128
>USS Rowboat-In-Space
>Rowboat
>Stop laughing guys it's not funny its all i could afford
>Kyle, who works as a Walmart greeter
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>>74566327
Kyle, we of the Solar Javelin are readying the xenos superweapon to defend the Vega system. The planet is vast, and the weapon draws power from an underwater plant. We, uh, need a someone to help ferry engineering equipment down to the workers we have maintaining the device. If your vessel has any storage capacity at all, and functions underwater, even you, yes you! can serve the human cause!

Yes Commander? What? No, I didn't tell him about the fifty-meter vicious monsters. Why would I do that, we already lost a small transport ship to them, and none of us want to lose any more. He could serve as a decoy for our crew at least, and possibly get out alive at best. Huh? The comm is still on?
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>>74566029
I was born ready, Sir, and I'm right in front of you.
I'll practice some new quantum disentanglement evasive countermeasures I just happened to devise earlier at lunch break if you don't mind. Shall we proceed? Throw me all you've got!
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>The Golden D
>high tech star fighter
>even if it is just a star fighter it has a cloak mode that can be used to infiltrate in their fleet and has enough anti mater bombs to destroy a cruiser
> Liutenant John Dirklenberg
>>74566327 hey neighbor you still use that old crap, woah, I thought you had learn of me and maybe buy something decent
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>>74566532
+++ENCRYPTED MESSAGE+++
+++TARGET COORDINATES: VEGA SYSTEM+++
Release the Kraken.
P.s.: tell it that it can feast on any organics it can find.
+++END OF MESSAGE+++
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>>74530128
Greetings, fellow Mon- fellow Humans! I have come to aide thee! Behold, my totally STC compliant ship constructed on the Forge world of... Ah, Ryza?

>The Emperor's Flaying Knife
>Battleship
>Alpha Strikes, evasion, stealth, boarding actions
>Captain Hugh Mann
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>>74566591
Gaah! Don't do that, I nearly shot at you with the real torpedoes, though I have little doubt you would have evaded them. We'll give you a three second head start, then we'll come after you.

>Alfred! If you manage to score a hit on them you're getting an extra ration of tea tonight! The GOOD stuff!

There, that should be motivation enough for him. Let's dance.
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>>74567307
Captain... Hugh Mann of The Emperor's Flaying Knife. Quite interesting that there's another, in the HMS ç̸̢̢͠R̢̡ą̸́̀͘w̷̶̧L̡i̵͡Ǹ̷̛͢G̸̀́͟ ́́̕͜͝c̴̴̡̛H̶͞a̢͟͠Ó̢́͘s̢̢̀͟, that goes by the same name. Funny, isn't it?
Either way, I welcome you. I'm Captain Halm. Your 'very interesting' ship shall aid us against the opposing foe.
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This thread got me jonesing for space ship design. KSP is played out, so I'm trying out space engineers. Hooray, clanging.
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a few more ships and we will have enough to form Flotilla Echo
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>>74558538

Mariana Luciano, you will command flotilla echo
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>>74530128

Name: USS Phallos
Classification: Battleship
Role: Strategic Weapon / Demoralizer for enemy forces
Captain Name: Dick Pound
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>>74530128
>pic related
>Starless Night Through Cloudy Skies
>OpFor Cloaked Reconnaissance
>Shipmaster Nuhn'Ya
I'm just going to hang around, don't mind me.
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>>74568606
Shipmaster, where's your ship? It's not showing up on my scans of the area.
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>mfw nyarlathotep is running electronic counter measures for humanity
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This is Captain Halm. I've been scanning for anything out of the ordinary; searching through the vox frequencies, for the last hours. For far, there's nothing significant to report. My ship will maintain low potency and cease communications temporarily.

Bumpity Bump. I'm sleeping
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>>74567307
Well, I say, it is awfully unexpected to run into another Captain with my name. But you know us humans, always reusing the same names!

You should visit my ship some time. You seem like the sort of fellow that can handle unusual geometry.

>>74568751
I don't know who this Nyarlathotep fellow is, but he sounds like a stand up gentleman.
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I have an announcement

I, am drunk!

The Arkhangelsk is standing by for fire support if need be, men
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>>74530128
>Wayward Son
>Light Frigate
>Escort/anti-ship
>Lord-Captain Laertes Enrico Torvaldt
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>Arcadia
>Armored Troop Carrier
>Zero-G Anti-Ship Assault
>Lt. Francis Drake
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>>74571074
Came soon as we heard the call. Me and my boys fight in vac or black. Full compliment of Terran Marines on board, point us to a ship and we'll take it for the glory of the Union.
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>>74530128
>Name: The Kitteh Bullet
>Light Scout Carrier
>Catship
>Melonball II
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>>74530128
Death's Head
Class: Corvette
Role: Merchant raider
Captain name: Ostarion, the Skeleton King
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>>74555531

++The following ships will be flotilla Delta++

Capital Ship:
>Atlas (Veritos Halm)

Main Battleline:
>Leviathan
>Pavel Postovit (the escort screen is no place for a ship that size)
>HSS Ashes of Monarchia
>TCS Vega
>HEADHUNTER
>Empyrean Ascendant
>The Emperor's Flaying Knife
>USS Phallos

Escort Screen/Torp Boats:
>ROU Mind Your Manners
>USS Rowboat-In-Space
>Starless Night Through Cloudy Skies
>Wayward Son
>Death's Head
>The Kitteh Bullet

Special Purpose:
>GOU/PS I Abhor Violence But (super weapon)
>Weavel (Merc)
>The Jihad (Aloha Snack Bar)
>The Golden D
>Arcadia (troop ship)
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Yes, this is enough ships.
Flotilla Alpha, Charlie, and Delta. head for Vega. Flotilla Bravo, you are to draw the enemy to Vega.

ITS TIME FOR BATTLE!
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>>74572519
Admiral, I'm in Flotilla Bravo, but I'm on station at Vega. Shall I abandon my post?
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Oh shit o shit its on boys

++ The following ships shall make up Formation Duarch ++

Forward Vessels
> Cube 572 (Borg Collective)


Light Vessels
> Audim U'buur (Ur'buurs)
> Star Wolf (Mercenaries)

>>74562850
To DA BIG SKRAP. If it is battle and "teef" you are after, we can offer both. Human teeth is one of that planets few useful resources and we will be harvesting a great many.

Formations Triarch, Quadarch and Quintarch will, I suppose, be formed primarily out of Extra-Galactic Federation Vessels, but they are simplistic ships, with not nearly the levels of... "personality" found in the human ships and our volunteers.

But as I was saying

[ ALL FORMATIONS: BEGIN ASSAULT ON THE VEGA SYSTEM. THE HUMANS SHALL NOT BE PERMITTED TO TAKE EVEN A SINGLE WORLD. LET US BLOW THEM FROM THE VOID! ]

ayyy lmao
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>>74572858
Square up, thots.
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>>74572519
Acknowledged Kommander

To all brave men of Flotilla Bravo, we are expected to hold the line. Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make!
Have no fear. This time I, your brave leader, shall accompany you into battle!
All ships away! Take them to Vega!

>>74572858
I'll meet you head on you grey-skinned cyka. I'll drink you right under the table
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>>74572858
You xeno scum will look good scraped across my boots.
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>>74572519
Fox here, I'll back up Bravo Squadron!
Arwings shall engage the Borg. Watch for Star Wolf.

>>74572858
Grey-skinned big heads like you make big targets
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>>74573021
Fox, I'm going to take on Star Wolf directly. Can I count on your support?
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>>74572858
Audim U'buur ready and awaiting your orders, still recovering from the variations in the landing bay circumference from getting rammed earlier, but she's a sturdy girl and will do as commanded
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>>74573056
That's an affirmative captain. Great Fox will cover you
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>>74572519
A-haa! Warming up the cannons and engines, Admiral! We'll be ready to move out shortly.
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>>74573079
Thanks, McCloud. Let's blow those traitorous bastards out of the sky.
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AH'M POOTIN' TOGETHA A CREW.

ah'm pooting together ah crew. In the next system over, on the planet Vega, is a legendary treasure burried 'neath the waves. Only problem is we'll be doing with a battle going on. I've been tasked by the Alien Commander to find the treasure, but methinks that the crew, and whoeverr reaps tha rewards is up to me. So's humans are allowed if ya keep it on the hush hush.

I'm need a few thing from ya;

> Yer Face
> Yer Name
> Yer Job
> Yer Species

EXAMPLE:
> James Platinum
> The Captain
> Ursoid

to adventure, me lads!
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>>74573334
> Grrulurrurh
> Urllurlururgghe
> hurr-rurrrle

raww! Hur hur hur- Graallhurrurrrall. Graa! Hurm.
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>>74572715

No stay, the rest of bravo will do its job
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>>74572858
Vance Squadron, reporting! We are fielding a reduced force of sixteen fighters in two wings since the last fight, but we'll do our best. If we see those traitorous Wolves, we're just as eager for our own pound of flesh as Fox is. Our Flotilla has no carriers assigned, so we will be basing off the Pahalx's hangars, unless the Chapter Master has an objection? We may also be deployed planetside, if you feel our atmospheric capability would be of use there.
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Someone tell the Peace moon to target Unicron.

Also, we need the Space Marines to board and sabotage HVTs
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>>74573334
>Kaptin Badrukk
>I iz da kaptin ya git!
>Ork! Da bestest dere iz!

Oy, youze is gonna give me the biggest share roight? I might 'ave ta duff ya up a bit if'n ya don't
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>>74573442
...I believe you may have the wrong number.

But while I have you, may I interest you in fighting for the Extra-Galactic Federation, as opposed to against it?
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>>74573442
Er, yes Kirk, that will do nicely

Try to hail the ALLIED fleet next time, however.

Oy, I need another drink
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>>74573334
Honored captain, we, as an ambassador of the great Ur'buur protectorate, we kindly ask for your permission to send one of our best geneticists along with your crew, for potential discoveries that could be made along the way. Please keep her safe, she's a hardworking element but she may get into trouble with the other crew members for being to serious about her research

>Nadim Lupi
>Genetiscist of the hybridation college
>Ur'buur
I salute you, Ursoid, I am genetiscist Lupi, reporting for duty. Am to examine your entire crew for potential interesting genes, please don't send over non-animal species, I had a few bad experiences in the past.
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>>74573491

Extra-Galatic Federation
>allows slavery
>starts wars of aggression
>glasses worlds
>is perfidious

don't trust him Wing Cmdr.
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>>74573491
Once was funny. Twice is not. I must find this jokester who keeps editing numbers on my contacts list. Find him and bring his ass to me!

What do you mean, I was the last one to touch it?
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>>74573599
Humans of Earth
> Can barely be trusted with the atmosphere of their own planet
> More divided society than any species on record
> Annihilated the Cassini Death Wurms which had only just come back from the verge of extinction
> Base population wholly incapable of psychic manifestation

Nice try chimpfuckers, you had your chance
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>>74573443
By your orders Admiral, the boys are suited up and ready to rumble.
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>>74573742
I WILL GIVE YOUR ENTIRE FLEET A FUCKING PLASMA ENEMA, XENOS!
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>>74573742

> Can barely be trusted with the atmosphere of their own planet
hahahahah, you xenos actually fell for our race's leftist bullshite. hahahahaah.

> More divided society than any species on record.
now, where is the fun in looking and thinking the same? Seriously I cant your people apart from one and another

> Annihilated the Cassini Death Wurms which had only just come back from the verge of extinction
The Cassini Death Wurm was one of the worst parasites we have encountered. They single-handedly destroyed the bio-spheres and populations of a couple of our colonies.

> Base population wholly incapable of psychic manifestation
Same can be said with most of the galaxy, and ALL the races you enslaved.

>>74573777
What he said
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>>74572858
As you wish.
OI LADS, YOU HEARD THE MONEY BOY! HEAT UP THOSE HYPERDRIVES, THERE IS LOOT WAITING!!!
(it seems that I'm at different timezone to the most of the action, so if there is a battle while I sleep I want to somehow board Drunkinski's ship and personally duel him for his alcohol stash)
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Admiral! The superweapon is primed and ready to fire! Standing by until they enter the Vega system. Any high priority targets you recommend taking aim at?
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Bump, I'm not letting this thread die until we get the battle started.
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Well, I gotta sleep. Hope I don't miss anything important.
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The Jade Monarch
Battleship (Retribution class)
Broadside Brawler
Vice Admiral Kokari Quins
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>>74572490
Admiral, this is Cpt. Alexander Kolchak
This is great honor to be attached to flotilla Delta as main battleline!
We will do our best to prove our worth!
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>>74575082

Join Flotilla Alpha, Jade Monarch
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WARPSTORM
Every ship travelling to Vega should roll 1d100 to see what happens with it.
1-5: ship destroyed
6-15: heavy damage
16-30: light damage
31-50: arrival delayed
51-90: everything is normal
91-100: arrival ahead of time
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>>74576635
...actually, screw it, too much ships, fleet commanders roll for each fleet and apply results to all ships under their command.
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>>74572490
Here is Her Majesty The Queen Barbara Mary-Sue Skywalker aboard the Rapid Offensive Unit Mind Your Manners from flotilla Delta.
I just found the bug in my Holdo AT Field Warp Drive™ thanks to this training bout with the HMSS That's Just Not Cricket.
It should be operational soon.
(Thank you for your service, Captain Alexander.)
>>74563907
Captain Halm, I'm requiring permission to board your ship along with USS Rowboat-In-Space, Starless Night Through Cloudy Skies and The Kitteh Bullet
>>74566327
>>74568606
Kyle, Shipmaster Nuhn'Ya, do you copy?
>>74571679
D'aww, Melonball II, why do you have to be so cute? ^_^
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>74576635
rollin
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>>74576770
Fine tuning these micro warp drive cloak devices and prescient targeting systems in a warpstorm sure ain't no walk in the park but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, and time slows down the faster you go, as they say...
Would anybody be so kind as to fetch me a sonic screwdriver please?
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>74576635
Queen Skywalker, this is Captain Halm. Your request is accepted.
Atlas shall send an escort so that you may land in one of the designated docking bays. At team of adepts will be waiting for fuelling and repairing.

>>74576635
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>>74577006
That's very lovely of you, Captain Halm.
Would you be so kind as to have someone draw me a bath please? I'm quite weary after all this hyperspeed training and my hair is a mess.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>74576635
Damn it! Furl the solar sails!
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>>74577006
>Rolled 64
All proceedings are as normal.

>>74577124
All temporary accommodations will be taken cared of. If there are further requests, regarding your accommodation, any mortal servant may comply to it, within reason.
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>>74577303
Good boy.
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>>74572858
KAPTIN MADSPITTAH 'ERE
WE ACCEPT BUT ALL DA TEEF AND SHINY BITZ ARE OURS, DON'T RESPECT DA DEAL AND WE'LL RAM YE, YA GET IT YA LOUSY GIT?
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>>74577281
AAAARGH!!! NOT MY SHALUBIAN RUM!!! The report says the hull was compromised and all my secret stash was lost to treacherous void... along with a gunner? What was he doing there?
I'll go insane without booze! And the battle is starting soon...
Hmmm... Drunkinski... Yessss, I know!
LADS! FULL SPEED AHEAD, TARGET: ARKHANGELSK. PREPARE THE BOARDING CLAWS!!!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>74576635
rollin
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>>74577498
>6-15: heavy damage
>Warp drive is now overloaded, passengers are starting to hallucinate due to the ship running on fevered dreams and the silo leaking right into the crew quarters. Serious crewwomen have followed safety procedures and plugged themselves to their seats, while the most intoxicated ones went down to the slave compartment. Captain Luboc is trying to get things to normal but the lack of their biologist/genetiscist is deeply felt, the ship won't be doing much anytime soon.
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>>74530128

The city-ship Throne of the Audient Void stands ready to serve as forward logistical support.
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>>74578110
>Name: Throne of the Audient Void
>City-ship
>Mobile Logistical Base
>Commodore Julius Trent
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Goddamn based thread boys
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>>74561904
[tight beam. M16 {Special Circumstances Section High Level Code Sequence}, relay, sent @n4.28.855.0065+]:
Greetings, I Abhor Violence But
How's it hanging?
I was just relaxing in my bubble bath when I thought about an alternative way to effectorise while in snap displacement, but I can't seem to find a decent sonic screwdriver anywhere around this old fashioned Imperium ship.
Could you super pretty please displace me a spare? And also one of these fine bottles of red wine you have while you're at it.
Thanks! You're the best! ^_^
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

Good work in the gunnery duels, boys. We didn't hit her, but I'd say we had a jolly good showing. Why, Perkins even didn't spill his gin on the console this time! Anyway, to your posts men! It's time to get to work - Winston, make sure your Warp Routes map is the correct way up this time.
>>74576635
Rollan
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>74576635
This new Alkubierre Dryve thing we got fitted with looks suspicious to me. Better give it a whack with the wrench to make sure it works.
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>>74578677
Hey! You're not supposed to activate like that! Where are you going? We're not facing the right way! Stop!
Rats. We're going to have to pull a U-turn at superluminal speeds and come back around. See you later. At least we have plenty of snacks.

We're at the bump limit now, and if we're going to try and keep going we'll need a new thread
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>74576635
dice+1d100
I'm leaving Vega, but I'm rollan anyway
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Rolled 63, 19, 72 = 154 (3d100)

Full speed ahead gentlemen! May our victory over the humans be swift and decisive! May we crush the simian scum beneath our Jungoflaps!

All Flotillas Away!

rolling for extra-galactic formations Triarch, Quadrarch and Quintarch

these fleets can, in the coming battle, be treated as nameless, generic alien ships. feel free to blast them at your leisure.
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>>74578786
I'll make a new thread, wait a little bit.
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>>74579611
Bro make that google doc too (>>74559999) I wanna help make that comms video
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>>74579592
pew pew
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>>74579611
Cheers to that!
I'll have you knighted for your dedication to the cause, anon!
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NEW THREAD

>>74579927
>>74579927
>>74579927
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Will this thread be saved, in sup/tg/ ?



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