Can someone give me a 1d8 to determine the origin of our Prime Deity?
>>74513689What do you mean by “increstous”?
>>74513862I mean in the family tree turning back in on itself, because there aren't many other options but that's glossed over in the mythological sense, not, deformed potato babies in the genetic sense.
>>74513862>increstousan immediate google search of the word yielded no formal definition. But disconcertingly, the result did have a lot of tumblr links at the top of the search results.Maybe a misspelling? or perhaps we are about to dive into an uncomfortable rabbit-hole.
>>74513877OH! you mean "Incestuous"! Okay! now the prompt makes sense!Oh fuck no!
>>74513689Why not just use the Greek Pantheon?
>>74513922You'd be hard-pressed to find a pantheon without some streams crossing early on. I mostly want to see what we can generate from scratch, and have a blank MS Paint doc open to start recording a family tree as we speak.>>74513939I'm a dice fetishist and having it done out in the open is almost akin to a form of orgiastic exhibitionism.
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>74513689>Can someone give me a 1d8what tables/sheets are you using?
>>74513971> The pair sprung forth from a primordial energy that infuses all creation (ying/yang, etc.)Interesting. I'll post it once we've generated the Pantheon, but I have a house rule or two to make things more interesting.Could you roll me a 1d6 to determine what the Prime God is deity of?
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>74514001Sure, why not, not like anyone else is posting in this thread.Enjoy your conceptual masturbation
>>74514001so we're starting with twin brother and sister gods. a classic for incest.
>>74514037The Prime God presides over the Sun, indicating that the Prime Goddess holds sway over the Moon. Always a classic. Pic related is the origin of the Pantheon, blue lines are going to indicate legitimate, i.e, within wedlock) children, red lines are going to indicate illegitimate ones. Can you give me a 1d6+2 to see how many children they had?>>74514095Indubitably
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)>>74514118
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>74514118sorry, i'm a bit distracted. btw i hope you don't mind i have a massive incest fetish
>>74514150I'm going to take the average divided by two, rounded up to get six offspring. Looks like they got busy. Can you give me a 1d6 for the Appearance of their firstborn, and a 1d20 for their domain?>>74514167No worries, mythology usually gets pretty damned weird.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>74514188the domain
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74514188here's your appearance
>>74514207>The Forge & Craftsmen>>74514233>Young Adult MaleNice, every pantheon needs a god of the Forge. Can you give me another 1d6 and 1d20 for the secondborn?
>>74514118>sun and moon twincestDoes that mean that solar eclipses are them banging?
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>74514255hoping for a daughter
>>74514257That is exactly what that means
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>74514255Little blacksmith over here
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>74514263again sorry for my retardation. maybe my incest fetish is genetic...
>>74514263This'll be the domain but we need a 1d6 to determine the gender anon.>>74514275I'll take this for the third deity, it's a very interesting domain.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>74514294Since #2 is>>74514284I'll give you nber 3
>>74514263>Trickster Deity>>74514284>AndrogynousNeat, can you give me a 1d6 to see if they're male, female, or if something weird's going on? 1 = Genderless, 2-3 = Male, 4-5 = Female, 6 = /d/shit, though that's not my personal piece of cake, I don't particularly care
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>74514321honestly andro trickster is perfect
>>74514284>Pests & Plagues & Witchcraft>>74514318>Mature Aged FemaleFits like a glove, gimme a sec to update the family tree.
>>74514330>trap trickster deity getting plowed by forge deity older brotherBASED
>>74514343>>74514332>while cake witch sister goes "ara~ara~" while watching
>>74514330>trickster god is maleDuly noted>>74514343Mythos gonna mythosCan one of you lads give me another 1d6 and 1d20?
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>74514368'ere we go, time to get some degeneracy
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>74514368honestly it seems like something is guiding this thread towards a coherent pantheon
>>74514391>Mature Aged Female>>74514417>Assassins & Poisons & Spiders OR SnakesOh me oh my. Can one of you flip a coin to see which one it is? 1 = Spiders, 2 = Snakes
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>74514434
>>74514434>>74514332>twin milf evil goddessesMy dick is diamonds right now
>>74514446Spiders it is. The first generation of this pantheon is shaping up very nicely, I imagine Assassin Goddess is either best friends or mortal enemies with Witch Goddess. I'm going to need two more sets of 1d6 and 1d20 to finish the first part here.
>>74514461just wait until we get the shota god they fuck
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>74514478i've typed dice+1d20+1d6 which i think rolls right. but i thought that's what i did last time and it did 1d20+1. maybe i forgot some keys
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74514478>>74514494Here's Gender, I hope
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74514478Should we roll multiple dice at once, or stick to 1d per post for everyone else's sakes?>>74514479I wish. Maybe make him like the god of healing or medicine.>>74514494Just stick to 1 dice at a time, I don't think multiple types work
>>74514494apparently we're limited to one size of die per post. lame
>>74514494You can't roll multiple dice of different types in the same post anon, and while you can roll two or more dice of the same type at once, that's not as fun as letting them drop at a time in my opinion.
>>74514503>Young Adult Male>>74514494>God of Love & ChildrenAnon called it >>74514479, whew nelly.>>74514518I need only ooone more 1d20 and then we can get to the incest.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>74514518>>74514503>two boys, two ladies, two genderlessOh dear, this is almost a bit too symmetrical
>>74514478>assassin's spiders eat the witch's pests>witch kills for rituals but assassin kills for money, the whoreA lot of hate in their love-hate relationship.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>74514540i'm telling you there's a god of incest shepherding this thread
>>74514518>Young Adult Male>>74514540>God of the Forge & Craftsmen>>the youngest and oldest gods are both into forging shitI smell a brotherly rivalry. Let me cook up the tree and then we'll move onto the next bit.
>>74514535didn't quite call it if he's an adult. does the table even have the option of child?
>>74514550>BEHOLD THE TANGLED TREE, THE GOD OF GODS!>SEE HOW THE ROOTS ARE THE BRANCHES AND SHOOTS THE TRUNK? ALL IS ONE AND ONE IS ALL!
>>74514564older is god of smithing and "old" craftsmanship, younger god is clockwork and "new" craftsmanship.also, we should probably stop trying to anticipate what op asks for and just roll as they ask. no more rolling over each other.
>>74514564Wait, so what should the divide be?Will the two splitnportfolios based on the type of labor, the advancement/tech level? The material type?These have to be considered.
>>74514564Eldest Brother is obsessed with making structures and armour, younger brother just wants to wreck older brother's shit so when he's not fucking his clearly evil sisters he's making new forge weapons
>>74514615>Dorn and PertAnon, no...
>>74514615The art of destruction's an interesting take. You could also have the labourer vs the artisan where oldboi just wants to get the job done while the youngun' is always after his magnum opus (and fucking his muses).
The first generation is SEALED, now we move onto the incest, and the affairs, etc. which is more than likely to get a little complicated. I imagine the God of Love & Children epitomizes a child's love to their parents/a parent's love their children, etc., more familial than lustful.>>74514568I don't believe it does, but there is a LOT of weird shit we haven't hit on yet.>>74514611Maybe the older brother is more into forging reliable, sturdy artifacts and so on, while the younger prefers to eschew function for form and artistry? Or maybe the opposite is true, with the older being filled with the spark of creation and younger preferring sturdier tools to work the created world?
Can't wait for the gods to get each other pregnant from eating jizz covered lettuce or eating a goat, or turning into a field and having seeds sown into them or some other weird shit
>>74514615>>74514624>>74514649These are also solid spins.>>74514653Fuck. I'm going to need a 1d4 and a 1d2 to determine which of the gods and which of the goddesses is getting involved here, respectively.
>>74514653yeah older is dwarf smithing, younger is elf smithingwe can decide that life and children god is a child himself, we're not under the control of the tables. it's just a guide
>>74514653>more familial than lustful.OP, you do remember what thread you made, right?
>>74514653Guys, guys. The eldest and youngest are the same god, both the finished work and the blueprint Nobody is as closely related to you as your clone.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>74514667what no gay stuff? trap x female is cringe
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>74514667cmon lettuce jizz>>74514683I like this idea. Very hindu
>>74514675Those were my thoughts on it, myself, it's easy to picture a(n) (elder) deity of youth and not exactly uncommon in older mythos.>>74514682I mean associated with from a mortal, religious standpoint, assuming they don't go full-bore on emulating their deities above/below, which is always a possible angle but the pantheon is nowhere NEAR done yet
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>74514667and of course which male. this pantheon's a bit of a sausage fest.
>>74514653>inbf the god of love and children is the only one who doesn't get any and has to resort to "self love"
>>74514691There's no gay stuff on the "default" table, BUT- I did say I have some house-rules and we haven't gotten into affairs.
>>74514718can't wait for trickster to get dicked down by every male relative they have
>>74514716>>inbf the god of love and children is the only one who doesn't get anyI mean Hestia was a thing in Greek mythology
>>74514734>Trickster Trap keeps pretending to be a cute girl to trick family members into sexPerfect. The ultimate trap!Bonus points if he gets pregnant like Loki does
>>74514736Hestia was of the hearth/hospitality, I think Hera got motherhood and Aphrodite obviously got love. Sort of like a division between daughterly, motherly and wifely virtues.
>>74514691>>74514697The Goddess of Assassins & Poisons & Spiders was wedded to the younger God of the Forge & Craftsmen, give me a 1d4 to determine the circumstances there. 1 = Arranged Marriage, 2 = Sanctioned Marriage, 3 = Loving Marriage, 4 = Not Married at all (can reroll for spouse)>>74514716That *is* a possibility, as is multi-generational debauchery as per a couple of house-rules.
>>74514756>ywn be a shapeshifting trickster god taking oceans of familial cum and giving birth to new and exciting gods to get fucked by:'(
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>74514774i'll roll>>74514784baka
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>74514774oh boy. Can't wait for the blacksmith bros to doubleteam the milf-twins!
>>74514793Bakissimo. I forgot it was "dice" rather than "roll" despite the sticky.
>>74514810it's ok, we're all inbred retards in this thread.
>>74514793Scratch that, they're not married at all, they just shacked up and told whoever had umbrage to go and dispense with themselves. That means the first children (if there are any) born in the pantheon will be bastards. Roll 1d3-1 to see if there are any children to come out of their union, remember to type +-1 or else the site will count it as +
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>74514821
>>74514774>god of love finally convinces despite technically being a virgin>"surprise, it was me in there all along!" says the trickster>cucked out of birth and love>>74514818Not yet we're not. Let the chromosome jockeying commence!
>>74514833ah fuck, i didn't finish reading to type +-1.
>>74514833One child was born from the pantheon's first affair, give me a 1d6 and 1d20 as standard for them
>>74514839>conceivesThis is ridiculous.
>>74514770>Hera got motherhood>only kids were an ugly cripple, a retard with tourists (according to Athenians), and in some records/traditions freaking TyphonThough to be fair, she never wanted to be the goddess of motherhood. She kinda got forced into the position after getting raped by Zues and forcing him to take responsibility in order to preserve her own virtue and also to try and stop him from raping other people
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74514849you got it boss. does anyone do art. we could use some for this pantheon
>>74514844No worries, like anon said >>74514818 you're among a gaggle of likeminded retards.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d6 + 1)>>74514849>>74514861Gods bless the Hellenes, such a wholesome people.
>>74514866>Unusual AppearanceOH SHIT!>OH FUCK!OH SHIT OH FUCKROLL ME ANOTHER 1d6 ANON, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET WEIRD
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>74514866
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>74514849ain't no bastard like a divine bastard>>74514875God bless you well meaning inbred retard
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>74514887hmm, i wonder how it will go
>>74514887>bastard God looks freaky and weird as a lesson/warning against infidelity Fucking rad, this shit writes itself
>>74514887>>74514875Use this spare three we have lying around. It is the fruit of inbred retardation after all.
>>74514901> Roll 1d6 on God Appearance Table to determine body. Head of body is tied to their element, such as a flaming candle for a head for the God of Wisdom or Magic.Eh, not so weird but still nifty as shit, considering anon's domain roll >>74514891. I'm going to need another 1d6 too my dudes.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74514915
>>74514915There's also no rule against Unusual Appearances stacking, which can and does happen to fucktackular results.>>74514926AHAHAHAHAHAYOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS KNOW THE DRILLGIMME ANOTHER 1d6
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74514940
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>74514940
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>74514940Oh Boy, its getting weird!I like weird
>>74514945>>74514948>>74514955this thread is suddenly very active. are we all typing with one hand?
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74514945>>74514948>>74514955Please roll a 4.
>>74514945>>74514948>>74514955>1 2 3Dice gods 'avin a giggle>>74514961Nah, hands off my duck, this has my full attention now
>>74514961No anon, the inbreeding has given me a surplus of hands and the disability support many computers.
>>74514945> Monsterous. Roll a few random monsters, then roughly combine in shape of large ogre or beast.Again, anon called it >>74514910. Give me some monsters at your discretion and we'll blend it into the Sun and Moon's first grandchild.>>74514891As per anon's roll here, they are a deity of Fire OR Magic & the Law, give me a 1d2 to decide- 1 = Fire, 2 = Magic & the LawRoll me a 1d5 to determine what gender they are (if any)
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>74514981cockatrice
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>74514981
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>74514981>fire and magic/law>child of blacksmiths and spiders/poisonObviously this be the god of either Dragons or 6-legged Salamanders.
>>74515013bastard monster god rules over magic, but law? is it like, no extramarital affairs. look at me to see why not.
>>74515004>Mature Aged MaleInteresting, though it might be difficult to tell... Or not, as future/current generations may discover.>>74515013>head made of Magic & the LawHow's that work? Swirling runes, arcane explosions eternally and rebounding, or what?>>74515028Hahahaha, niiice
>>74515028Nice take. It could be that the magical potency of adultery relies on the existence of taboos against it.
>>74515046>fucking a family member empowers your magic, but only if you aren't legally married
>>74515042>face made of law>bastard children are proof of sin>face branded with scarlet letter
Might be an awkward, strained relationship between Assassin/Poison/Spider Goddess mom and Forge dad, we can flesh out his appearance later or right now if you prefer, but can one of you give me another 1d4 and 1d2 to open up marital affairs?
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>74515078you got it boss
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>74515013>>74514981>>74515004>>74515042>ugly monsterous God of Mairrage Laws, Vows, and other Covenants, born from the first sin of infidelity, head formed from a swirling mass of curses, blasphemies, and sins, bound together behind a mask crafted by his father, cursed with a form as a walking bastard of multiple creaturesPerhaps his progeny thusly are all chimeras?Anyway, this is fucking rad>>74515078Gotchu
>>74515087>>74515104looking like it's the trickster and the assassin. i'm hoping for forced marriage, still hoping the trickster will mostly be plowed by male family
>>74515104Nice, it's the sum of all transgressions. Maybe its conception was the first breach of law in existence?
>>74515104>>74515087Assassin is a slut!SLUUUUUUUT!
>>74515046>>74515062>>74515063These are all extremely solid and open a mountain of implications.>>74515087>>74515104So the Trickster God and Goddess of Assassins & Poisons & Spiders got hitched. Give me a 1d4 to figure out how that happened.>ugly monstrous God of Marriage Laws, Vows, and other Covenants, born from the first sin of infidelity, head formed from a swirling mass of curses, blasphemies, and sins, bound together behind a mask crafted by his father, cursed with a form as a walking bastard of multiple creaturesI don't know if rad is a strong enough word for this absolute abomination
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>74515131
>>74515131>I don't know if rad is a strong enough word for this absolute abominationKirkbridian?
>>74515122To be fair, if anyone could keep a lockdown on trickster god it would be assassin goddess.>>74515129I'm definitely thinking so.
>>74515131He's a mad bastard is what he is (we'll save bad motherfucker for later).
>>74515137WHEW>>74515138True that>>74515130A SLUT, A SLUTGimme a 1d3+-1 to determine Offspring
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74515154
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74515154
>>74515159no offspring because it was just the assassin goddess pegging her older "brother"
Okay, so far we have>Mummy God: Goddess of the Moon, she sits perched upon it like a throne, splitting her many eyed gaze at both her Brother-Hhusband and her children who populate the Earth>Daddy God: God of the sun, is blinded by his own maginificent light and thus can only drift aimlessly in a circle till he can reach out for his love, genuinely doesn't know he has children, let alone has a planet between him and his wife>Firstborn son: God of the forge and ruler of those who build, is very no nonsense, built his parents floating thrones shortly after he was born, forged the earth between the two alongside his siblings so his family could play together, prefers function and sturdiness to beauty, has never 'Truly Finished' anything he's made, even his childrenSecond Child: A god of tricks and mist, is the reason their father's blind but hasn't let anyone find out, proposed the game that was later turned into the Earth, is both father and mother to many demi-gods>Firstborn Daughter: Goddess of Pests, Plagues and Witchcraft, surprisingly more worshipped as a protector from these ills but also teaches how to make and perform them, is a bit of a NEET, holed up in a cave somewhere but still plays the Earth Game with her family, occasionally visited by her children and spouse>Secondborn Daughter: Goddess of Assassins, poisons and Spiders, much like her sister she takes great pains to not reveal herself and acts as both the defence against and cause of the ills she represents, is one of the most 'Active' players in the Earth Game, being the first murderer when she killed one of the emerging life-forms on the planet as it had 'A horrible looking face', was the first to give her parents a Grandbaby, unfortunately it was a bastard, she still dotes on them heavily though .contAlso I started writing this when we only had the first six kids, so I'm sorry if we're missing everything
>>74515159>>74515167Can we combine this into a phantom pregnancy? Seems like something the trickster would do.
We haven't even started yet anons, and look at this beautiful tree. Imagine once we're two or three generations deep, fuck.>>74515159Trickster God pulled some strings or was the receiving partner in their relationship. Shame. Either that or Assassin Goddess kept that shit from getting out of hand after seeing the result of the last time.I'm going to need another 1d4 and 1d2.
>>74515179>Secondborn Son: God of Love and Children, the name is considered ironic as he still inhabits the body of a pre-teen, has, ironically enough had the most affairs amongst the mortals, was the first to create life in the 'Earth Game', he and the Trickster god are the only ones that remember it >Thirdborn Son: God of the Forge and Craftsmen similar to his eldest brother, was born after the 'Earth Game' begun, his first creation exploded and created the first volcano, has since become enamoured with the concept of destruction possibly to the point where he ate some of his children Patron of weapons-smiths and sieges which has lead he and his older brother into butting heads, creates for beauty and style over function, and spends as much time as possible to create the finished product, even if it is a bomb>Only Child of Spider and Youngest brother: Conceived in accident when Spider god wanted a special dagger crafted to kill even gods, Youngest god forged for years until he finally made said weapon, only to test it's effectiveness on his sister, it resulted in Spider Goddess absorbing the dagger and rapidly going through the stages of birth in seconds, only to violently birth the God of Magic, Fire, and Law in the form of the Dragon God, who's first act was to destroy his father's workshop in retribution for attempted fratricide, micromanages his role in the 'Earth Game' by keeping the sentient life in line with his rulings, has a good relationship with his mother but is forced to never show her his face as she hates it, wears a mask made by his father as a birth present, refuses to talk to his father, his true face will either drive you mad or simply kill you
>>74515159>>74515172>>74515180Forsaken God(dess) of death and the forsaken? We got an aborted fetus god?
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>74515187
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>74515201>>74515187Stillborn God instead, as further punishment for infidelity?
>>74515201There was never a fetus, there may not have even been any sex Trickster is a very accomplished liar.
>>74515180>>74515201I'd say that's a reasonable justification for a demigod as any, but we'll revisit this when we've sorted out first generation marriages.>>74515179>>74515194This is nice but don't get too out of hand anon, we have the bare minimum of the mortar for the foundation so far.
>>74515214assassin goddess continues slutting it up i see. at least the firstborn is getting involved.
>>74515221Wait, maybe that's it. The child is a lie that the assassin treats as real (and Trickster when he's humouring her).
>>74515202>>74515214A SLUT! A SLUT! A SLUT! Roll 1d4>>74515214Stillborn God is an extremely solid idea, would be evocative as fuck.
>>74515214It's only infidelity if you're married
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>74515237>the child is an identity sometimes adopted by the trickster
>>74515245You look at the swirling behemoth and tell me that>>74515250FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>74515250>the child is a lie that took on a life of its own>it exists as long as everyone acts like it existsTrickster is one gaslighting monster.
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74515250so, the only brother she has yet to fuck is the shota.
>>74515250When will her Sluttery end!?
>>74515240>Assassin God only breeds Death, destruction and RetributionGee makes you think, also, gonna need to breed that destruction god now to complete the trio, they can be the first legitimate baby
>>74515250An interesting development. Can one of you give me a 1d3-1?
>>74515272Here you go
>>74515272already did chief >>74515265
Oh damn I didn't notice >>74515265, you anons want to take that or have the elder Forge god invent contraceptives?
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>74515272Break the wheel!
>>74515267What are the implications of assassins poisons and spiders being associated with sluttery? Is lust a poison to be purged? Are assassins a kind of holy prostitute?
>>74515286Oh son of an arlien whore, it doesn't register minuses
>>74515291She's the Goddess of Poison.After her first kid, the First Bastard, her womb became too toxic to make any more life, all it brings is death
i'm going to take a break rolling for relationships. because i rolled all the fours that made this goddess into a massive brother fucking slut
Rolled 1 (1d2)Ah hell with it, I'll have autoupdate on in the future, here's a coin toss->>74515265>1>>74515293>2>>74515298Is she also the Goddess of Whores, or are Assassins and Whores conceptually indistinguishable?
>>74515307Nice take. It's now a cave full of spiders.
>>74515298female spoders eat their mates and produce many eggs.Slattery is a poison that brings pain and misery, not just towards the victim but also the children
>>74515316>legendary cave filled with giant spiders is called "womb of x"
>>74515311Keep going, we have to go sluttier.>>74515314One exchanges money for thanatos, the other for eros.
>>74515311>dubs = checkedKeep in mind, we haven't even gotten into affairs yet, this was a straight combo of edge cases.>>74515314Nope, no kid to come out of it. Now, can you please give me a 1d4 and a 1d2?
>>74513689Tomaru Sawagoe has arrived.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>74515331hoping it's the shota, he deserves some loving.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>74515331
>>74515307Niiice, that'll be what we run with if she doesn't end up having another child. As is, we're going to be tilting the odds on the possible marriage options with three out of four deities, to reflect the history there.
>>74515314Okay, the >"My Womb dun broke" situation makes the:>"Yeah so daddy stabbed mommy and that's how baby dragons are made"mentioned in >>74515194 sound like that's how it went down
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>74515331I rolled the last two, ill do a 4
>>74515344>>74515343Can someone say "rebound?"
>>74515331ythink you can also add the stillbirths to the chart as well?
>>74515361So long as we break the chain on this one, I'll be happy
>>74515361>tfw your youngest sister has sex with you last out of all your brothers>luckily your other sister is there for comfort
>>74515387>>tfw your youngest sister has sex with you last out of all your brothersFamily-Man is still a virgin
>>74515343>>74515344>>74515349So, the God of the Forge & Craftsmen was forced into an Arranged Marriage with the Goddess of Pests & Plagues & Witchcraft, an interesting development. How you figure that went down? One or both of them aren't on board, giving a -1 to deity child rolls but resulting in 1d4 demigods from the slighted partner messing with mortals and doubles the possibility of an affair. Roll 1d4 to see who was opposed to it, 1 = God of the Forge & Craftsmen, 2 = Goddess of Pests & Plagues & Witchcraft, 3 = The feeling is mutual, 4 = They're both on-board but a Prime Deity doesn't like it and is trying to break them apart or sabotage their marriage, or a certain Spider goddess...
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>74515404
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>74515404
>>74515404>parents come in>you're fucking your brothers, but not marrying them???>boom arranged marriage
>>74515415Hmmm, maybe he feels witch"craft" is an insult to his domain. Imagine an engineer coming home to find wicca talismans all over his workshop.
>>74515370Sure, 1 in 10 chance of a stillbirth, 1 in 6 if adultery given the precedent>>74515404God of the Forge & Craftsmen has no time for the Witch Goddess's tricks and makes himself known among mortals/animals/lesser entities, etc.Roll 1d3+-2 to see if a child actually results from their union, and a 1d4 to see how many demigods emerge, but that's going to be after we've finished the proper deities of the first generation.
>>74515404>>74515415>>74515416Okay so First born was creeped out by dragon-death baby and is very much unhappy with the marriage, Assassin god is just happy to have someone that won't run away from her when the deeds done
>>74515432wouldn't this mean his followers find magic artifacts to be heresy? an insult to the craft?
>>74515431>it was the wrong sister>she's happy about it but forge god is pissed>because that means less time in the forge
>>74515443Magic thrives on taboo, it only gets stronger if it's heresy.
Rolled 3 - 2 (1d3 - 2)>>74515438
>>74515443He likes his stuff made for form and function, magic can fuck with that, he doesn't necessarily hate it, but he isn't a fan of things not doing what they're supposed to
>>74515415>Smithbro not happyHeadcanon: Prime God decided he was getting tired of Assassin's shit, and decided to get Plague locked down before she acted like her sister, by marrying her to his eldest sonEldest son, still feeling bitter and angry about the Assassin thing isn't happy about the situation, and ended up becoming as hurtful as his sister to cope with his feelings>>74515438>Sure, 1 in 10 chance of a stillbirth, 1 in 6 if adultery given the precedentNo, I mean add the stillborn to the relatio ship diagram/family tree we have going on for all the gods.
>>74515459NICE. Roll me a 1d6 and a 1d20 for the first legitimate child and the God of Magic & the Law's cousin.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>74515471
>>74515468Ah, RIGHT, of course of course-
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>74515477
>>74515432Actually, I think he just feels angry and resentful and a bit emotionally broken from the previous affair.And now he had to wed his other sister after getting fucked over by the first one?He's not offended by her craft, he's just bitter and probably wants to go Volcel at this point
>>74515468Yes, the fact it's unclear if the stillborn is one of the trickster's guises an actual miscarriage or a living lie fits right in.
>>74515471the way this family tree is drawn makes it look like the sluttiness was a big sibling orgy
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74515471Hoping for girl
>>74515487>Mature Aged Female>>74515477>Goddess of MadnessWhew, can one of you anons roll me a 1d12 for their quirk?
>>74515488I mean he just fucked a woman whose crotch was suddenly full of spiders and may have been hallucinating a pregnancy. He's probably a little defensive of his down-to-earthness.
>>74515491>she fucked her three brothers AT ONCEMaximum slut!
>>74515489Very true>>74515491This is a rough draft to keep track but I see what you mean
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>74515494good to get another woman, but that's a lotta milfs
>>74515511> God is bound to a specific place in the divine realm, such as being chained to their anvil or locked in a dungeon as punishment by the Prime deity. They can only answer to followers in secret.HUH, maybe she had a terrifying affinity for her mother's craft...
>>74515488He's just there with his kids pointing to a shield he made out of pure starlight just going>ForgeGod: See child, witness the metal, the form of it, it shall never betray you>Firstborn: I won't betray you dad!>Forgegod just attempts to keep a stern face but can't help but smile a little: (Whispers) Fuck, you better not
>>74515494oh, so thats why hes upset. His daughter is crazy!>>74515520Or her father is overprotective, and keeps her locked up/away to keep her pure. Being isolated and secluded from contact from anyone drove her nuts
>>74515520Ah, she is the mania of inspiration! The bridge between the mystic and the mechanical! She must be held onto as tightly as any other muse.
>>74515538>>74515522>>74515520She's his Nightengale
The Pantheon's first legitimate child was imprisoned by the Prime Deity for something unspeakable, and the Pantheon's first child, period, turned out to be an abomination. One hell of a track record for future generations to live up to. Roll me a 1d3 and 1d4, to see how things work out on the Spider Goddess's end here. 1 = Refuses to Marry, has an affair, 2 = Arranged Marriage, 3 = Coin-Toss, Arranged Marriage/Sanctioned Marriage, 4 = Coin-Toss, Sanctioned Marriage/Loving Marriage.
>>74515526Shota god is still, STILL a virgin>>74515538>>74515553These are all brilliant.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>74515568I hope we get a happy ending
>>74515568You know how Phobos accompanies Ares int war? Madness should give delirium while her mother spreads plague. Maybe it's like a prisoner's outing (she sees out of her cage through the eyes of the raving).
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>74515568
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>74515579>>74515568>coin tossToss a coin for your slut!
>>74515553>WitchGodgess: Where's our daughter?>ForgeGod: In the Dungeon>WitchGoddess: You still keep her in there, that's insane!?>ForgeGod: Sheila the last time I let her out she sparked a dieselpunk mecha rebellion somewhere in the mountains, I am not having that happen again>WitchGoddess: She's just expressing herself as the aspect of change that she is>ForgeGod: Well she can express herself to daddy at anytime she wants
>>74515591Be careful, that payment could be for death as easily as it is for pleasure.
>>74515579Here's to hoping>>74515585Phenomenal, I'm liking the imprisoned to protect herself angle, personally>>74515586I need a 1d3 my dude
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>74515568let's see the victimPerhaps shota will be victim boy?
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>74515605yeah sorry, i saw the 3 other anon rolled and though that was already done
>>74515617>TricksterWell, they already birthed DecietWhats next on the list?
>>74515617>>74515621Cut out the middle man and go with 2 then?
>>74515579>>74515591>Sanctioned Marriage>>74515617>between Trickster God and Goddess of Assassins & Poisons & SpidersSo it all comes full circle. Give me a 1d3+-1 for offspring anons.
>>74515617Love must be kept pure. PURE!
>>74515640Nah, seniority abides.Trickster and Assassin are now the OTO, he couldn't get enough of her poison-pussy
>>74515644>you already got her "pregnant" once, do it properly this time so she'll shut up.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>74515644Oksy, so this is after the affair when her parent's forced her to actually choose a suitor
Polished off a couple of rough angles on the pantheon tree>>74515661>>74515662>she's still not sure if the Stillborn God/Living Lie actually exists or if he's been fucking with her the entire time
>>74515644>1d3+-1Is that +/-1, or -1?
>>74515665i think the trickster should carry the babies
>>74515665Are we treating this as a 2 or did the spider puss go wild?
>>74515673>causes another phantom pregnancy>"surprise, I was carrying the babies all along!"
>>74515671Forget image but that doesn't matter,>>74515665Because they got down to business. Give me two 1d6's and two 1d20's my guys
>>74515644>1d3+-1I don't think dice function can do +/-, only one or the other
>>74515674The firstborn child of their's fixed the womb as a symbol of fulfilled retribution, they shall be the opposite to their elder half-sibling
Rolled 1, 14 = 15 (2d20)>>74515686
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74515686Cmon little girls!
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74515687No, it's the format, you have to write "dice+-1d3" or it doesn't count-, like this
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)>>74515686
>>74515699Interesting, the more you know I guess
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>74515696I'm sorry anon but I'm going to do a coin-toss between the two here so that another anon can roll for the second deity's domain,>>74515698>>74515700Both Appearance rolls are a-okay
>>74515644>madness is legitimate, law was a crimeI'm getting a distinctly Dionysian vibe.>>74515719Fair enough.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>74515719here's the other then
>>74515714The format's a little strange sometimes but it really do be that way>>74515726>madness is legitimate, law was a crimeAnd this never even crossed my mind. Fuck, this pantheon's mythology is bonkers.
>>74515726>I'm getting a distinctly Dionysian vibe.I mean, the premise of this thread started as a funny "ha ha incest gods" thing. I think it was Dionysian from the start
>>74515738And yet madness is imprisoned and law reign supreme. Truly a study in contrasts.
>>74515738>>74515726I think its less that "law is a crime" and more that "Law arises from the need to address/fix a great travesty or misfortune", and Madness meanwhile is that which is born from pain and desperation after a trauma or tragedy.Its like a Greek Tragedy
>>74515767>>74515748>>74515738>religious schism and multiple interpretations of themes already They group up so fast!
>>74515698>Young (possibly) Adult Male>>74515696>God of the Sky & Storms>>74515700>Mature Aged Male>>74515728>God of Music & Plays & the ArtsNice. And NOW we get onto the affairs. Can one of you anons roll me a 1d12+3? That's the pantheon's first generation multiplied by two, with some a dash of spice on the top, and we'll move onto the next.
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d12 + 3)>>74515777
Is...is the real moral of this so far that incest is bad?
>>74515747I mostly wanted to generate a pantheon but this has turned out better than I ever would've dared imagine.>>74515777Keep in mind, not all affairs are going to result in children, and things are likely going to get complicated as all fuck.
>>74515790I think the moral is that classical pantheons are bad.
>>74515767One's the Maddness of inspiration and is trapped in a cell by her parents because they need her ideas and want to keep her from fucking up the people, the other's a bastard formed from a near murder who is retribution, revenge and the literal laws of magicCan't wait till we make it that he regularly sneaks into her cage and they've produced a shitton of gods
>>74515777>God of the Sky & StormsWE'VE GOT OUR SKY GOD!Get ready boys, these fuckers are always important for some reason.
>>74515788>4 affairsI guess thats fine, as its balanced out by Assassin's 3 previous affairs for a grand total of 7
>>74515788It seems the Pantheon was burnt out to fuck after the (SLUT) Goddess of Assassins & Poisons & Spiders got around, unless... you want me to do another (possibly multi-sided) coin-toss?
>>74515798Who builds cages so well as the law? Surely it's only fitting that he hold the key...
>>74515799Don't forget that the Prime Deities reign over the Sun & the Moon, respectively.
>>74515813Nah, that seems like enough affairs for now.
>>74515799I like the contrast with the music man. One loves whispers and words while the other can do naught but bellow.
>>74515777>Arts god is a DILFHeadcanon so far is he's Shakespeare
>>74515788Surprisingly happy marriage (For INCEST gods) if they have just as many bastards as legitimates>>74515799It's baby Zeus and he's trying to kill his eldest half-sibling since he's a dragon, also, he just really wants the purview of law for himself
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d12 + 3)>>74515777
>>74515820Sky God is god of Storms and such, different god from Sun/Moon Gods. At least in most European mythology.Think Thor or Zeus, compared to Helios or Ra
>>74515836Fratricide is a good crime to cement that claim. Must all judges be the result of a crime?
>>74515829>I like the contrast with the music man. One loves whispers and words while the other can do naught but bellow.Fuck that's good.Like that's legit amazing. I love it.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Don't forget there's multiple generations to come down the line and divine auto-genesis is possible.>>74515822That's fair but some anons were really fixated on Trickster God (possibly) getting around so I'm going to do a coin-toss.>>74515788>1>>74515840>2
>>74515833>Art God is the younger brother but his father switched his and his brother's ages because they thought it would be funny >Weirdly enough Sky God is okay with the change>Art God is a serious DILF but refuses to show his face because he sees the signs of aging as ugly, regardless of how many people would fuck him
>>74515853Like the lying child the twins are born of the Tricksters words. The sky god is their faked moans and the music their false whispers of love. They are realer than the stillborn because the Trickster tricked himself.
>>74515840There were six affairs in the first generation, not counting the (SLUT) Goddess of Assassins & Poisons & Spiders getting around. Can two of you anons roll me a 1d13 to see which members of the pantheon were involved?
>>74515876>>74515836>>74515833>Art god saw his brother's inability to grasp the beauty of music.>Went to one of his Craftsmen uncles and had him build a great Drum for his Sky brother>Sky God loved the drum, and this is why thunder happens when it storms.
Rolled 2 (1d13)>>74515875Not really, to me the beauty of the Trickster is that just by spreading rumours it can cause the same chaos as the real thing.
>>74515898With our first affair, of course, there are several more to come.>>74515876>>74515900Absolutely fantastic
>>74515903That's why I said (possibly) anon, the Trickster is one hell of a mythological figure so far.
Rolled 12 (1d13)>>74515898
>>74515900>sky god sculpts canyons with scouring wind and great cumulonimbuses with moisture and heat>he paints the sky at dawn and dusk to honour his grandfather
>Trickery and Poison/Assassins/Spiders produced Sky God and Arts GodLet's think about this, and how it effects their children.The sky and the weather is mercurial, dangerous, shifts often and easily, and is beyond mortal control. Sky God is erratic and tempestuous, depicting the irrationality of the sky and weather, just as likely to provide nourishing rains as he his to make great storms.The arts is about creativity, expression, and emotion. By its nature its about deception and cunning, just like his father. It was he who learned sewing and the loom from spiders and passed it onto man, made painting from watching how venom dies cloth, pressed paper with wasps, and built songs to ease and comfort the dying and drown out their screams. He is that which takes the dangerous, and makes it lovely and enticing to the senses, who finds beauty and joy even in a world plagued with death
>>74515852>>74515798Oh SHIT!I wish we could pre-determine the rollsMake it so that the Sky-God was betrothed to Madness-GoddessSky-God finds out about the fact that she's been seeing Law-Dragon for eons beforehandSo overcome with rage he tries to kill Law-DragonMaddness-Goddess is desperately trying to stop them and find a way to ditch her Betrothed to be with her beloved!It'd be beautiful! It turns out to be a doujinshi written by Art God that Trickster God tries to make a reality as a way to apologise for turning him into a DILF
>>74515925holy shit this thread is picking up steam.So many posts while I was making this one
>>74515909>>74515924>>74515900>Art God and Sky God are legit bros, no rivalry between them. At least at first, we need to see if an affair creates a rift between them.
>>74515903>Prime Goddess of the Moon>>74515920>God of Music & Plays & the ArtsDILF INDEED, but how did that go down? Give me a 1d8!
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>74515959Damn, gmilf time.
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>74515959Here we go, please be good!
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>74515959
>>74515852>Must all judges be the result of a crime?this would be an interesting tradition of the people that worship this pantheon.All judges and lawyers are former criminals, forced into service in courts, so as to provide a proper perspective
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>74515959>DILF fucked grandmaAMAZING!
>>74515959Behold!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYi5TwYwnwThis song is how it went down!
>>74515975They must have a baby that looks older than both of them yet somehow sexier.
>>74515966One accidentally mistook the other for a god/goddess they fancied/were betrothed to, and divine love took place. Roll 1d3-2 to see if a deity emerged.
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d3 + 2)>>74515990
>>74515990A Galatea situation where what he thought to be really good marble turned out to be moonrock?
>>74515972That would be a seriously fucked up system that would breed no small amount of corruption, they'd have to be accompanied by a priest of Law-Dragon and under the thumb of the direct thumb of the ruling powers to make it work
>>74515990How in the FUCK that happened given that she was the Prime Goddess of the Moon and he was a God of Music & Plays & the Arts I cannot fathom, but I imagine the Trickster God was involved, possibly at the Prime Goddess of the Moon's behest.
>>74515998>>74515990Shit, fucked up that code.It should still result in 1 deity.
>>74515998I'm on the edge of my seat lads, give me a 1d6 and 1d20, as before!
>>74516000Being the Law is no privilege but a punishment. They all wear painful iron masks which burn at knowing injustice. Meting out justice is meant to be corrective.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>74516017Let's GO!
>>74515998Oh fuck, we got a semi-Oedipus situation no doubteven got his daughter/aunt >>74515998Oh fuck his DAUGHTER/AUNT!
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>74515998>>74515998>>74516001Art God mustve been the spitting image of his grandfather Anyway, I guess this is the reason why paint fades in the sunlight after a while>>74516017Rollan
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>74516017
>>74515999Bwahahahahaha>>74516000Seriously fucked up systems are always fun to write stories around, could be neat>>74516004No worries my dude>>74516018This is an extremely solid spin on criminals as judges though, extremely evocative, God of Magic & the Law seems like the type of deity that takes his domain and duties therein extremely seriously
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>74516024
>>74516033I love it. The sun peers more harshly at the earth after this infidelity. All skin cancer is Art's fault.
>>74516033Jeez, this Pantheon is looking like a real sausage fest.No wonder Art God fucked his grandma.
>>74516046>Jeez, this Pantheon is looking like a real sausage festI mean, weren't most pantheons?
>>74516040Law's chimera flesh is meant to be symbolic of the many many criminals who wear his anonymising mask. That he constantly keeps his bestiality in check is why he is such a paragon though there are those who say he undoes himself before a certain cage...
>>74516033>Young (possibly) Adult Female>>74516024>Love & ChildrenAwww, that's sweet. Roll 1d4 to see how Prime Sun God felt about the situation, 1 = There's a reason there are craters on the moon, 2 = Trickster God pulled some strings and he never found out, 3 = Prime God of the Sun didn't see it as particularly relevant, 4 = Prime God of the Sun embraced their new half-daughter/half-granddaughter with open arms.
>>74516033>Prime God is the sun, he's so bright and been away so long that Moon Goddess had trouble remembering her husband's face>Get's visited by Art God after DILF situation>Recognises bits of her husband in him, and without a word pounces on him>Art God just rolls with it since because of the DILF thing he's been looking for someone to act like he's still desirable because he can't see himself as such>Proceeds to walk it off like a chad until his parents ask "Hey, so how was Grandma?">Art God reaches panic mode
>>74516060I think part of the problem is that by the 3rd generation at minimum there were usually a bunch of unrelated lesser spirits(like god of the north wind, or dryads) running around for gods to bang.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>74516072
>>74516040>>74515999I really like this idea. A lot. Nice and weird, just like Mythology usually is.Maybe make his new rockstatue his new child? Or have something related to it happend to make the kid? Perhaps the child is carved from her stony womb?
>>74516070You are a genius anon, this is making me think Magic is a huge taboo under the legal system
>>74516072Oh my god, oh my god, it's the fifth child, except as a she, they're like twin Cherubs!
>>74516080>Sun God is a wife beaterOuch
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>74516072Loli goddess get!
>>74516095We're really getting Greek now.
>>74516103same sphere of influence as shota god. hope they end up together
>>74516080Ouch, solar flares and they don't talk much anymore. Bearing that in mind, there's a reason eclipses are so uncommon. How the rest of the pantheon felt is still up in the air.Affair number two. Roll me two 1d14s anons!
>>74516095That's why they stopped after the sixth, I guess that it's used to explain why there are Eclipses, it's not them fucking, it's them fighting!
>>74516095>the gmilf sec related to sculpting>the moon was beaten>that's why statues are always in pieces
Rolled 8 (1d14)>>74516114New Banging!
>>74516116>it's not them fucking, it's them fighting!no, Solar Eclipses are fucking, Lunar Eclipses are fighting, hence why the moon becomes bloody
Rolled 3 (1d14)>>74516114
>>74516125>>74516133Wait wait waitDoes this mean both craft gods banged? Gay craftsmen?Or am I wrong on the numbers?
>>74516141cute. just like my japanese animes.the real question is who bottomed
>>74516125>Younger God of the Forge & Craftsmen>>74516133>Older God of the Forge & CraftsmenOh my... Give me a 1d8 so we can see just what happened.
>>74516141The question is if we're going with them being the same person. We need paradoxical selfcest.
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>74516157Fuck it. Let's see how it goes.If baby, it has to be something they crafted together
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>74516157
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>74516157Oh dear, let's hope it doesn't ruin the kid's relationship
>>74516168>>74516170>>74516172>Unwed (Passionate Lovers)What in the FUCK, it was foretold by the stars. The +1 to odds of a child offsets the penalty for homosex, give me a 1d3-1 ASAP
>>74516168>>74516170>>74516172>2, 2, 2The gods have spoken
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74516182
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74516182
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74516182Like this but they're holding dicks.
>>74516187I guess it really is a gay relationship then, even if it is a bit of a letdown, oh well, they'll have a pseudo baby when their kids fuck
>>74516194Their act of recursive self-creation was a failure but when the young grows old the will try again... and fail and try again and fail and...
>>74516187Alas, t'was not meant to be. Roll 1d4 to see their response, 1 = They parted (coin-toss) amicably/spitefully, 2 = They decided to continue their homosex, 3 = They decided to work together on an artifact instead, 4 = They attempted to convince one of their sisters to surrogate, 5-6 = They decided if they couldn't make a child, they would forge one. Disclaimer, I'm not gay, but this is some solid gold mythology.
>>745162311d6, I mean, typing so fast I accidentally hit the wrong number on the keyboard.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>74516231Please have a baby!
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>74516215>>74516198>their relationship is a living metaphor for the process of creation and innovation, as the new becomes the old, and they create a new being to become the newAt least I'm hoping >>74516231Here ya go
>>74516231>Y: Brother, you're letting the forge go cold. Your masterpiece will be ruined!>O: You are my masterpiece.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>74516240The dice gods have found you...wanting
No backsies anon, we all saw you roll that on.
>>74516240just because you delete the post, doesn't erase the 1 you rolledYou cannot erase your sins
>>74516240Alas, simply t'was not meant. Although>>74516241>>74516246Dubs are dubs. You want to do a coin-toss or have one, and then the outcome of the former depending on the result of the latter?>>74516240>>74516261This is some obscene faggotry on display, what the fuck bro
>>74516248So this would be what happened if Dorn and Pert were amicable?I must say, it's quite nice>>74516240ARGH!!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!Law-Dragon and Madness-Goddess better fuck after this or I swear to god!
>>74516258O: I just wish we could-Y: Shhh, we'll always have the forge. It's better this way.
>>74516275let us take the 1. The Law Dragon demands it!
>>74516275Coin Toss Please!
>>74516277I'm just glad it was amicable in the end.
>>74516275Take the oneI was wrong to delete it. Sorry guys.
>>74516292>>74516258This was it I think.>>74516296Please don;t make me take this back.
>>74516277>Law-Dragon and Madness-Goddess better fuck after this or I swear to god!When anon deleted his post, he cursed the thread.No more hope here, only tears. Only blood to be repaid from the sins and curses of the transgressor
Rolled 3 (1d3)Alright, fuck it, ONE non-euclidean coin-toss, here goes, catch anyone deleting rolls again and I will shit and piss myself in unbridled rage>>74516288>1>>74516292>2>>74516305>3
>>74516305The Law knows what it is to feel temptation and shall be merciful. Six months in the iron mask!
>>74516309Okay, okay okay, on and on we go, next pairing please OP!
>>74516327You mustn't dwell on the pain of thwarted love but neither should you run from it.
>>74516322I'll accept the punishment. I fucked up.
>>74516319THE LAW HAS SPOKEN.
>>74516333This is good, already you internalise Correct Thought. Sound judgement will further reduce your sentence.
>>74516319>LO, the Gods of the Forge strove and found in one another an understanding as they never had before, but mocking stars above and burning kiln below, t'was not meant to be. A great evil was committed, an act of desperation to defy their natures and kindle something from the wellspring of their loins, but what was done may never be known by mortal men.Alrighty then, affair number three! Give me two more 1d14s
i would like to thank everyone in this thread for providing the long term horny i needed to have a real proper orgasm for the first time in months.
Rolled 3 (1d14)>>74516346Let this one bear fruit, hel, let it breed fruitful gods thereafter
Rolled 4 (1d14)>>74516346Alright, let's go virgin hunting
Rolled 2 (1d2)Incidentally, here's a coin-toss to see which one was top.>Elder God of the Forge & Craftsmen>>1>Younger God of the Forge & Craftsmen>>2
Rolled 8 (1d14)>>74516346
Rolled 9 (1d14)>>74516346>smithies are at the centre of the homosexual underground>"is it just me or is it steamy in here?"
>>74516354>>74516356finally. been waiting for this since the trickster was rolled.
>>74516354Man, Elder Craftsmen is really getting it on. Is he the Manslut of the family?I mean, he is in an arranged marriage.>>74516356>Trickster godOh. Oh fuck.
>>74516358I think you mean who was the hammer and who the anvil (in universe gay slang).
>>74516359>>74516354Um, Isn't this...Oh no, we know why she's in the cell nowDaddy wanted more then inspiration this time!
>>74516358Huh.>>74516354>>74516356In the immediate aftermath of their failed conception, the elder God of the Forge & Craftsmen got involved with the Trickster God. Roll 1d8 for the context.
3 and 4 are the old forge god and the trickster right?
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>74516374>>74516371>>74516370Trickster God disguised himself as the Younger Forge God, it's pottery>>74516383
>>74516371>>74516356>>74516354>>74516383>Elder brother is fucked up due to his first affair with one sister>Forced into an unhappy marriage with second sister>Goes on to have affairs with his brothers.I think he might hate women guys.
>>74516373Noice, I'm going to put my foot down, this is canon
>Trickster disguises himself as Madness and tricks Smith into engaging in Trap Inbreeding.
>>74516395based mgtow smith
>>74516395>>74516414>He locks up Madness so she doesn't end up "like other women"
>>74516414>"shagging girls is for poofs"
>>74516395>Dice volcel'd a smithbroThats rough buddy
>past bump limit already That was fast
>>74516393>Unwed, children out of wedlock.Huh. Give me a 1d3-2 for potential offspring, -1 for homosex. Also give me a 1d4 for more details, 1 = Trickster God disguised himself, 2 = Trickster God took advantage of him in a moment of weakness, 3 = God of the Forge & Craftsmen fell into depression and called the only one he thought could help, 4 = Trickster God tried to console his older brother and one thing led to another, possibly by plan
Welp I'm definitely exporting the Law born of crime and prisoner-judges to other setting and really dig the moon as beaten wife.
Rolled 2 - 2 (1d3 - 2)>>74516442
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>74516442rolling for dickery
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>74516442
>>74516395>Shota-god finally gets layed>By his Older Brother>Older Forge-God ends up fucking his dad >His Mom is not happy and beats up her husband>This explains why Solar eclipses happen because the sun is beaten Black
>>74516453Why is he such a self destructive miso bros?
>>74516453>>74516454>Posted at the exact same time>Down to the secondWell. Shit.Can we do both? Elder Brother thought Trickster could help, but Trickster took advantage of him?
>>74516447Alas, but nothing deeper came of it.>>74516453Was the Trickster being honest in his affections, or was it all a ruse borne of lust or the want of petty deception for its own sake? A question for the sages!Give me another two 1d14s, this'll be the fourth affair.
>>74516453>>74516447Dice hate the gays, it seems
>>74516463This is solid, I suppose the sage's question is answered.
Rolled 12 (1d14)>>74516466cmon virgins!
Rolled 3 (1d14)>>74516466
Rolled 5 (1d14)>>74516460Because the dice hate him for some reason.I just want Elder Bro to be happy damn it!>>74516466
>>74516482"True art comes from true angst" is what Art would say between porking his gran.
>>74516480this absolute chad of a firstborn is fucking absolutely everything.
>>74516480>Elder Craftsman>Again>>74516479>With another guy?He is definitely full "I hate women" mode.Also a manslut.
>>74516480My god, he's the new family slut!>>74516493Getting fucked anon, he's the anvil remember?
>>74516480>>74516479>art and elderBruh, did Assassin's sluttery hurt Elder so bad that he became a slut himself out of bitterness towards her?Dudes a fucking mess, an absolute disaster
>>74516479>God of Music & Plays & the Arts>>74516480>Elder God of the Forge & CraftsmenIt seems the elder of the two did NOT take their departure well. Give me a 1d8 to see just how this went down.
>>74516507no, she went around pegging all her brothers. he's going around taking it up the ass from his brothers. sort of a "this is how it's done, slut"
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>74516516let's keep going and see where this train crash ends
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>74516490>>74516507Art came over to capture his misery.
>>74516527>They came together to have one perfect kid- combining their best aspects. Give their offspring a quirk and domain and decide if it was a success or humiliating failure.OH FUCK, the mad bastards really did it! You anons know what to do, I need a 1d6, 1d20, and a 1d12 in no particular order.
>>74516460>His first love had a stillborn and then cheated on him only to marry the one she cheated on him with>His parents tried to make him happy by marrying him to his sister>He legitimately hates his sister because her plagues stop his workers and craftsman, and her pests damage his buildings>He has a daughter who he legitimately loves with all his heart>She's so overcome by her portfolio of inspiration and excitement that she goes insane>He has to lock her up to keep her from causing mass hysteria>His only solace is in making love to his brothers>He can't make anything with them though because they can't magic a butt-baby thereby shitting on his purpose as a creator>Gets tricked into fucking his other brother hoping they'll lie a baby into existence>Doesn't happen and he's left with damp sheets and a ghost dildo>Proceeds to fuck his Nephew in order to get revenge on Assassin sister and Trickster god>Feels immense shame afterwards>Proceeds to go on fucking spree and has a shit ton of gay babies>Only really finds solace in these creationsForgebro is suffering
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>74516543>A homosex kidHoly shit. Let's. Fucking. GO!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>74516543
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>74516543On it!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>74516543I've never been so emotionally moved at the prospect of ass pregnancy.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74516543Hfoly shit!They came together as artists and creators, to make something not from carnel desire, but from art, talent, and pure desire to create beauty!
>>74516562>Mature Aged Male>>74516557>Fire OR Magic & the Law>>74516559> God had a drunken tryst with a mortal champion of this pantheon's race; roll a Demigod.Oh shit, should we coin-toss on the domain, or default to Fire?
>>74516564not ass pregnancy, They got together and created a new being carved from molten metal and crowned with the finest of gems and fillagree!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>74516570i think default to fire but just in case
>>74516570I vote Fire, because it is great for craftsmen and artists alikeI also vote this should be considered a success.Homosex Fire God gave mankind fire.
>>74516574That's not what they say down at the forge club boy...
>>74516574Aha, what the Forge brothers were missing all along was the music!
>>74516577>>74516574>>74516570Holy shit! It happened! The God of the Refiners Fire and the Forge's heat, born from the Artist's vision and the Craftman's skill!
>>74516586The breath of bellows!The roar of fire!The song of steel!
>>74516581>>74516577>>74516570Guys, guys>Fire is made by rubbing sticks together>Sticks rubbing together can be a euphemism for gay stuff>A bundle of sticks is called a "Faggot"It works!
>>74516591And it builds on inspiration/madness' imprisonment. Fire is wild but can be safely contained in the furnace.
>>74516597>obvious gay men are called flamers
>>74516577>>74516581Here we go, God of Fire, and a resounding success that breathed life back into his father (and more than possibly) uncle. So let's recap here, that's->the reason the moon is battered>three struggles to feel something from Forge godAlso there's still some demigods but that is neither here nor now, but we'll get to them in due time.Which leaves us two more affairs to go. Give me two 1d15s.
>>74516568>Forge-Bro supplied the materials, >Art-Son sculpted them together>>74516570>They made it using common metals and rare gems of the Earth, it was born a living palace>They accidentally made an entire realm of beauty that was so beautiful it challenged the Sun God's brightness>Sun God sets Castle Baby on fire>Castle baby was made so well that he just embraces the flames>He is now his Father's forge and his other father's burning theatreBehold, The Flaming Palace-Man, KARBONEK!
Rolled 14 (1d15)>>74516611Give me more gods!Let Elder Brother rest
Rolled 3 (1d15)>>74516611hoping for the children gods to finally hook up
Rolled 10 (1d15)>>74516611
Rolled 8 (1d15)>>74516611I feel like we aren't going to get the creation of the mortal race until the kids bang
>>74516626>>74516625....WellI think Elder Bro is over his anger at women.
>>74516626An anvil must be pounded, no rest in the smithy!
>>74516625If you wanna give dear Forge-Father here >>74516626A rest, just use >>74516627instead
>>74516638No. I fucked up once by deleting something, not gonna ask people to ignore a post.
Huh. Welllll, if it was going to be with anyone...>>74516625>>74516626The elder God of the Forge & Craftsmen and his son, the God of Fire. I'm going to need a 1d8 and a stiff drink when this is all said and done.
>>74516647One month off for Rightful Reprimand, an extra two for Licentious Language!
>>74516634He's so in love with Art God after the fact that he chases him down, runs into Art God's Daughter/Aunt instead, they fuck
>>74516638>>74516647The dice here... It was meant to be.>>74516642His sister's probably watching on the sidelines, horrified and aroused all at the same time.
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>74516651
>>74516651Wait, wouldn't 14 be Goddess of Love & Children?Or is the last result always the Stillborn God?
>>74516665It might be left to right positions rather than birth order.
>>74516662Wait a minute...Is this why Trickster fucked him? As part of a scheme with his wife to get off on someone else being the slut!?
>>74516664> Hated, bitter rivals. They hatefucked. -1 Kids.Now HOW in the ever-loving fuck does that happen? Did they get into a game of father-son one-uppmanship that went too far?
>>74516672Ah, fair. I guess I was just assuming birth order the whole time.
>>74516673Uncannily canny is the Trickster.
>>74516665>>74516672Yes, it is left to right positions, I should've clarified from the get-go.
>>74516676Fire hates to be contained, and looked at how his sister is constantly kept trapped.They argued, things got too hot
>>74516665I think it's done by counting left to right then down the next line, so Fire God'd fit the 14 as opposed to Love Goddess who'd be 15 now
Rolled 2 - 2 (1d3 - 2)>>74516676
>>74516676Fire burns out of control, wildfire is everything he ever feared Madness would become.
>>74516676>create the perfect being>better than you or any of the other gods>i hate it so much but also i need it inside me
>>74516673Wh-what!?! What the FUCK! The sheer pettiness of the plan, but... it all fits, FUCK.>>74516676Also, I need a 1d3-2 for offspring, technically that wouldn't be possible between a hatefucking homosex couple, but this is the God of the Forge and God of Fire getting handsy so I'll fiat.
>>74516676its in fires nature to keep growing, burning, consuming, moving forward.He needed to break free and go off on his own, father wasn't happy about that, they got into an argument, Elder tried to turn it raunchy to try and convince him to stay out of his depseration and co-dependancy, but he left anyway.Elder is really broken up and bitter, he is just not in a healthy mindset. He greedily wants to have something stay with him forever, but hes too embittered to ever take the feelings of other into consideration. He fucked up, and now he's estranged himself with his most beautiful and beloved son. He was his one chance to make thifs right, and he ruined it.
>>74516703Someone already did >>74516693
>>74516710>"at least i still have my collection of bespoke buttplugs"
I think all this madness with Elder Bro should confirm him as the one of the more crazed aspect of Crafting, with Younger Bro being the stable form of Crafting.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>74516710>the act of forging metal is a recreation of a mythical father/son hatefuck
>>74516693>>74516714>>74516710All of this, and there was not a child left behind. What a tragedy, and no wonder he made a demigod! Don't forget the God of Fire is visibly much older than the elder God of the Forge & Craftsmen, which an entire other bed of coals.
>>74516710>>74516694>>74516691Elder is a divine example of someone who was broken, who keeps projecting and redirecting what broke him onto everyone else.He's hurt, but all he can do now is keep hurting others and making him feel that same hurt. He's like Darth Scion from KOTOR 2
>>74516747what he needs is a good dicking by his dad
>>74516750>prime sun hates homos>his gaze burns with contempt
Rules-as-written, there is a SINGLE affair left to go, but given that the last four of six have been the Saga of the Forge & Bellows, do you want to roll for 1d6+2 more after this one for some mythological variety? Anyhow,Give me two more 1d15s.
>>74516732his only child is the goddess of madness. also in dwarf fortress if a strange mood isn't completed it leads to insanity
Rolled 13 (1d15)>>74516762If we do roll for more affairs, I vote we should leave Elder Bro out of the rolls. He's had enough, and any more would just make this too ridiculous
Rolled 13 (1d15)>>74516762please loli/shota gods. we need it. also any straight relationships that are healthy
Rolled 13 (1d15)>>74516762No, last round was the sluttiness of his sister, this round is his. Let him have his moment.
>>74516772Looks like some of the chimeras broke loose and became an independent entity.
>>74516772>>74516773>>74516777>God of Magic&Law>Three timesMagicing up his own baby?
>>74516772>>74516773>>74516777uhhh... didn't someone predict the shota god would procreate without sex?
>>74516772>>74516773>>74516777OK, a lot of the chimeras. A result of corruption? Is the Law losing control?
>>74516798or a representation of the self-expanding nature of law
>>74516765Remember the Goddess of Pests & Plague & Witchcraft is watching all of this go down and her husband collapse into a catatonic state, almost certainly informed by the Trickster God, and she liked him to begin with and likely still does, but he never returned the favour.>>74516777Anon there was no last round, this is the first round, the zeroth round was a combo of edge cases.>>74516772>>74516773I agree, also looks like we've got some self-cest going on with the God of Magic & the Law. Give me a 1d8 to see if we can extrapolate some context from there.
>>74516777>>74516773>>74516772>"I'm not married, and I can't break my oaths. Might as well masturbate"
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>74516805
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>74516798>>74516804Frustration that he, the first bastard, is an abomination, but the homosex bastard is beautiful and beloved?>>74516805
>>74516804Good point, maybe different interpretations of common law are becoming separate legal traditions. After all the judges need only believe themselves just to avoid punishment.
>>74516798he's just masturbating
>>74516772>>74516773>>74516777Lot of self-cest, actually. These dice are beyond mortal ken and reason.
>>74516817Self love is self rape, it's a sin! sin! sin!
>>74516813>An act of love beyond the bounds of wedlockYep, he's masturbating. Roll 1d3-1 to see if any offspring come of it.
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74516827
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>74516827Fapmaster!
>>74516827can we have a bonus because he's already made of half-formed creatures?
>>74516832>>74516831Remember, being gay is wrong, but fapping is fine
>>74516831>>74516832>2 kids from the law jerking itself offThis is amazing
>>74516832Do it now! It's the LAW!
>>74516845the law's two children: Restitution and Reformation
>>74516845>when it cums it yells "I! AM! THE! LAW!"
>>74516861We'll see, we need to see what the kiddies represent.
>>74516831>>74516832Damn, looks like we've got some magic on our hands. That's two offspring. I'm going to need a 1d20 and a 1d6, and a 1d20, and a 1d6, in no particular order.
>>74516867! REST MY CASE!
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)>>74516861no, ignorance and want. they are the children of all men
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>74516871Let's go Masturbation Kids!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>74516871I'll try a portfolio
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74516880hey now, one at a time. Don't need to go two-fisted on us. Pump the breaks and take it easy, don't need to rush to finish
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>74516880This'll need another coin-toss, either have some interesting implications, as does >>74516881
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>74516871
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)>>74516871
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>74516871
>>74516898>>74516881>>74516880> 1 and 2 for portfolio>For, presumably, twin gods born from masturbationCool
>fap twins result in dice-bukkakkeFitting
>>74516898HUH. I'm going to need those 1d6- >>74516900>>74516901Nevermind, anons have me covered.>>74516900It appears we have another androgynous deity, roll 1d6 to determine what kind.
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)>>74516920
>>74516920But >>74516896 is before>>74516900
>>74516932sorry, just use the first one
>>74516935WAIT, I'm an inbred retard and it's early in the morning- Instead we'll take anon's roll here for the Unusual Appearance table >>74516932. WHICH IS DAMNED FITTING.
>>74516935Still means the second 1d6 is needed, because >>74516900 is before >>74516901
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74516949happy
>>74516946>Unusual AppearanceOh boy, perhaps this will be a sign that Masturbation is also bad?Will this be a new God of Graham Crackers?
>>74516896>>74516932>Unusual Appearance (Domain as head)>>74516880>Deity of the Moon>>74516900Turns out we still need that androgynous roll. What the fuck.>>74516901>Young (possibly) Adult Male>>74516881>God of the Sky & StormsInteresting
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>74517000
>>74517000At last, its time once more
>>74516987>>74517015It's a Hermohrodite and that's another 6 on Unusual Appearance, fuck it, give me another 1d6 to see how deep the chimeric rabbithole goes. Maybe we'll get to break out the animal table.
>>74517000>New Moon god born from masturbation>With their head being the moonWhat the fuck? What aspect of the moon should they be? They can't be the moon itself, that's Grandma.>Another god of Sky and StormsThe fertility aspect of storms perhaps? Given how the other one is the booming thunder and the like?
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>74517028
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>74517028moon rabbit?
>>74517037>MonstrousYep, takes after his/her/xer daddy.
>>74517029maybe the original moon died, and this moon is the replacement. the dying and replacement of the moon is the phases
>>74517000>>74517029WaitIsn't the other Sky God a Young(possibly) Adult Male?Why are both Sky Gods shotas?
>>74517029>What the fuck? What aspect of the moon should they be? They can't be the moon itself, that's Grandma.Time.When clock strikes Half past 6, babeTime to head for golden lights
This is the current absolute state of the pantheon. Given four out of six affairs were the Saga of the Forge & Bellows, and the fifth was THE LAW wanking his moon-headed daughter(?) and a remarkably normal, possibly traumatized bastard son into existence, do you want to roll for 1d6+2 more affairs before we call it that for this generation?
>>74517081Eh, let's call it for now. I'd like to see some more marriages
>>74517081i think we should call it and put the thread on hold until tomorrow. it's late
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>New moon god is the good of the lunar phases, ie to the god who defines the laws of time that define the order of causality>New sky god is the god of the heavens. His existence creates and establishes the firmament, establishing the delineation between the laws of the gods, and the laws that govern mortals.>>74517081Why not?
>>74517071I honestly cannot tell you anon.>>74517067>>74517073I'm not sure about Prime Goddess of the Moon dying given that she's, well, a Prime Goddess, but the phases of the moon syncs like lockstep to the God of Magic & the Law's portfolio, especially considering the sheer amount of superstitions associated with the moon and gender and the fact that they're a fucking monstrous hermaphrodite.
>>74517099We're also in autosage.>>74517081Start a new thread with the pantheon in OP tomorrow.
>>74517073>>74517067>>74517029Moon Goddess is the Goddess of the Night Sky and the stars, she rides her great grandson The new Moon God, who's whole head is the moon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8 Also this please >>74517108
Goodnight friends, this was great fun.
>>74517108>New moon god is the good of the lunar phases, ie to the god who defines the laws of time that define the order of causality>New sky god is the god of the heavens. His existence creates and establishes the firmament, establishing the delineation between the laws of the gods, and the laws that govern mortals.Works for meDoes this mean Moon God's head is a black void representing the new moon?
>>74517127>Does this mean Moon God's head is a black void representing the new moon?No, its constantly shifting form to follow the phases of the moon
>>74517097>>74517099>>74517114I think you guys have it right, let's get some shut-eye and revisit this first thing tomorrow/later today, schedules permitting. This has been a blast gentlemen, I'm honestly in awe that /tg/ can still get shit done. Who needs 1d4chan when we have a dice function and each other?
>>74517127I think it alternates in phases like >>74517137 said.Should I stick this on /suptg/?
>>74517147I'm going to go ahead and stick this on /suptg/, you guys take care.
>>74517147Hell yeah, it was a good thread