So... werewolves gain a considerable amount of mass, apparently out of nothing, when they change shape.How do we harness this phenomenon to produce vast amounts of clean, renewable energy?
Hook them up to blood extraction machines at the full moon
>>74033962turn livestock into were-livestock-wolves. kill them with silver when they transform, harvest meat
>>74033962>werewolves gain a considerable amount of mass, apparently out of nothing, when they change shapeit's mostly fluff
>>74034081Pretty sure only humans can become werewolves tho
>>74035719Which is weird, because statistically livestock are more likely to be bitten by wolves.Why aren’t there cowolves and sheepwolves?
>>74035785There are. What do you think causes cattle mutilation?
I guess we hook up a bunch of werewolves in a room where we replicate moonlight and when they shift we cut all the excess mass off them to burn as fuel? They won't die because it's not silver, so we can just shift them back and repeat as many times as we like.
>>74033962Werewolves don't actually change shape. During the full moon the afflicted individual enters an uncontrollably violent, psychotic state. During this process they become the epicenter of a mass dillusion phenomenon whereby all who witness the afflicted hallucinate, believing they are being attacked by a monster. These hallucinations vary person to person, explaining the supposed subspecies of were-creatures.Once the afflicted is killed, the dillusion ends and witnesses see the "monster" as the person they are.
>>74033962Nah man, why do you think werewolves are ravenous devours of flesh that even after eating a entire cow in wolf form, don't become bloated when they revert to human form?Obviously they transfer some of the meat into a extra-dimensional space where it converts it to further werewolf meat, and when they infect another person they transfer the wolf meat onto the victim for the transformation.It may look like it's generating mass from nothing, but it's really just hiding it and moving it between wolf-space.
we need to get into specifics. how does the new mass manifest?depending on the answer we might be able to build a whole industry out of carving werewolf parts, specially if the transformation heals the lycanthrope in some manner.
>>74034081But lycanthropes revert to their normal form when they die.
>>74035894Some were-creatures are more massive than others.
>>74033962Because they're not real, retard.
>>74035933Is this a real book?
>>74033962>How do we harness this phenomenon to produce vast amounts of clean, renewable energy?>"The Question," asked prior to the 2027 "Werewolf Chernobyl" Incident.
>>74035962It sure as fuck is.
>>74036010Well, now I’m unhealthily curious.
>>74036030Its a trilogy.Girl reads her grandmother's old diary about sex with werewolves (yes their wolfmen not wendigos) and takes her friend and her boyfriend along to the woods.She bangs the monsters, then invites her friend to bang the monsters, then the monsters bang the boyfriend.
>>74036074Got the PDF?
>>74036074I’m actually impressed that anyone was able to spin that idea into a trilogy.
>>74037455They're short stories (30+) pages, and there's so many monster sex stories actually published, it's embarassing.This should give hope to shitty DMs everywhere. "Just write a novel" is realistic advice.
>>74037748I wonder if there’s an RPG out there made for emulating this kind of utter trash literature so cheap and juvenile calling it that is an insult to garbage. She-Wolves of the SS, this crap, most Bean books...
>>74033962>>74035933>>74036074>>74036030We are finally starting to ask the important questions, when they transform do werewolves get bigger... everywhere?
>>74037825Monsterhearts? I know it's supposed to be teen monsters with problems, but you could adapt it to trash novel tier pretty easily.It's more a case of the right DM and group to ham it up.
>>74037896Jealousy started the war between vampires and werewolves. Dracula and his wives were propaganda.
>>74037896They get bigger and acquire The Knot, Destroyer of Thots
>>74033962One would assume that the Mass Proliferation would actually take more energy during the metamorphosis, then you would get out from harvesting? - probably something about the moon. So maybe not as energy efficient as you would assume.
>>74035977Legitimately not a bad idea for a setting. You’d think werewolf apocalypses would be a lot more common in fiction.
>>74035919Harvest the meat while they're alive then.
>>74033962All the mass harvesting ideas are dumb. Werewolf mass doesn't grow back. If you cut off the extra mass the first night you just end with a maimed werewolf the second full moon.Instead, put a vice round the werewolf before the full moon, then let the expanding mass power an electric engine.Boom, done, safely and reliably.
>>74033962come on, it's not that hard
>>74036030This isn't a journey that ends well.The genre of romance novels about women getting fucked by monsters is strangely obscure in the general public's perception, considering how wildly popular it is. There's a virtually endless supply of books about this stuff, each more ridiculous and poorly written than the last.
>>74039772That’s ample reason for curiosity now, isn’t it?
>>74040953If climbing down a bottomless well of awful fiction is your idea of a good time, I guess.
>>74039680We'd need either lots of gears or some way to stack werewolves to maximize output. You'd also need batteries to store all that energy. The question is whether or not it would be more efficient to use werewolves like your pic or to see if the thermal energy from transforming is enough to boil water if you can gather enough wolves.Or maybe get a bunch of wolves and hook them up in a pool of water? That way we get both
>>74039680>>74041076Honestly rather than trying to use werewolves themselves, I think it would be way more efficient to figure out where they get the energy to transform in the first place and harness it directly.
>>74039680>>74041076You need to add a hamster wheel.
>>74033962>How do we harness this phenomenon to produce vast amounts of clean, renewable energy?You don't.It's fucking magic. If you haven't figure out how to harvest magic for energy at this point, you're not gonna make some breakthrough trying to exploit werewolf transformations.I mean your species were ON THE MOON - like the literal, physical moon, and you STILL haven't figured this shit out. HOW?!
>>74041136ok so werewolves attatched to gears in a pool running on a hamster wheel hooked up to batteries. Is there anything else we're missing or is that good?>>74041155>your species
>>74033962You misunderstand: No mass is created or acquired from an outside source. There is a reason werewolves are so ravenously, maddeningly hungry: They must consume sufficient biomass and energy to fuel the full transformation, or starve to death as their body cannibalizes itself.This is the cause of the unremembered haze newly infected werewolves experience during their transformations. They have not yet become accustomed to the horrific gnawing pain of starvation and drive to consume that comes with the transformation. Werewolves are not inherently malicious creatures, they're just so fucking hungry that reason and conscious thought take a backseat to eating.
>>74041218Maybe they just blow up like blowfish.
>>74041076not a bad Ideayou could use the waste heat from the transformation (or just their normal body heat) in addition to the pressure from expansion
>>74042543but how do you keep them alive when you have to submerge them inside a liquid for max utilization of expansion?
>>74035879All werewolves are connected to the same wolf-space. The infection turns them into mouths for an extradimensional monster.
>>74041741>"Mommy! Daddy turned into a big fat pupper again!"
>>74041218But they'd need to have eaten all that BEFORE they transform, or the increase in mass still isn't explained, so they'd have to be ravenous even in human form
>>74041215I think a steak on a hook in front of the wheel would work nicely.
>>74035785Because too many people would be making "wolf in sheep's clothing" jokes and people would start dying.
>>74037748Realistic advice for writing shitty porn schlock, you mean.
>>74036010>The haunted vaginaThe author is talking about his ex, right?
>>74039235Kind of hard to have an apocalypse when the only change is everyone spending a night a month indoors, in a padded room without breakable objects or victims and a lock on the inside of the door which can only be undone with opposable thumbs.
>>74042768This idea's actually kinda cool.>All werewolves upon being infected must choose between becoming servants to the eldritch deity that created them or be reduced to mindless beasts forever stuck in their animal form.>The wolf god demands regular sacrifice in the form of fresh, living meat - no matter who or where it comes from - and bestows its servants with the power needed to attain it in the greatest amounts possible. >In return, its servants are allowed to maintain control over themselves whenever sacrifice is not in order. Some forget they were ever infected in the first place, brushing off their encounter with the wolf god as a bad dream.>If you encounter one of the wolf god's chosen and survive, you have proven yourself worthy of its "blessing" to it and are therefore be presented with the same choice.Fuck it, this is how my setting's werewolves work now.
>>74033962jam 50 werewolves into a chamber and flood it with moonlight, then use them as biofuel. the best part is they regenerate constantly, so the fuel never runs out
>>74043016The deity is parasitic on the wolves, drawing calories and oxygen from their collective bloodstream.
>>74043045Parasites are lame. Symbiotic relationships are hip and cool
>>74043130It does empower them to make them more effective predators and so maximize its food source.
>>74035785Animals that are bitten by a werewolf become human on a full moon.
>>74039772Twilight got movies, it’s not that obscure.
>>74043016The eldritch abomination is on the moon. It can only mystically effect its victims with direct line of sight.
>>74042932I would wager a fair amount of DM's have written shitty porn schlock in their time.
>>74045262>>74043016>>74035879Unironically love this idea.
>>74045262>like this, but with miscellaneous wolf features
>>74035879Kind of like what happens in Shingeki no KyojinYmir builds the titans' bodies out of sand and sends them through PATHS into the world. Every time someone transforms into a titan, Ymir built the body previously in the PATHS, which is "out of time"
>>74039772>considering how wildly popular it is.But how popular is is really? I've always assumed that these monster themed things were written by the bottom feeders of the erotic market that we only ever hear about because they have novelty value.
>>74046756Probably more popular than you think.Considering this won one of the highest literary honors in canada (governer general's literary award) a few years before the handmaid's tale did, my hopes are high for a quality tv series about bear sex.
>>74048950Forgot my pic
>>74034081Not only do werewolves, in most fiction (including the wolf man legend) featuring them, turn back into their normal form when they die, but eating lycanthropic meat sounds like it would turn you into a werewolf yourself.
>>74035894I assume it's the same way plants get mass-- they absorb massive amounts of carbon dioxide from the air and turn it into biomass. So a werewolf transforming should be a giant vacuum.
>>74035848>we cut all the excess mass off them to burn as fuel>They won't die because it's not silver
>>74042969>It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.>When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.
>>74048974If everyone is werewolves, nobody will have to fear werewolves.
>>74049135Meh. Its been done before.
>>74049208But has such a book ever been written entirely from the vagina’s perspective?
>>74042984Are you kidding? Do you have any idea as for the kind of chaos and destruction that would be caused by vital services in a first world country flat out stopping for 24 hours?
>>74033962Why do you think they are so ravenously hungry after transformation?
Extra mass? No, its all dark matter and bucky balls.
>>74033962>Get them to scratch boobies. >Boobies get big every full moon.>???>Profit!
>>74036010>while on her honeymoon had a sexual encounter with a wendigoWait is this fucking wendigo NTR?
>>74035785Werewolves are predators. There are only more werewolves because of survivors by means of human victims escaping.
>>74049234The Vagina Monologues
>>74049685Wendigo are natural bulls.
>>74049717Are they lower or higher on the sexual totem pole than werewolves though?
>>74037748White women are horny for wolves, it is known
>>74049707Well it can’t possibly be all that popular
>>74035785Any sheep or cow that is bitten by a werewolf would be in drastic need of a new throat.
>>74041076What ifYou put a stack of werewolves in a tube, make them all expand at the same time, and watch as the topmost part of the stack is launched at relativistic speed toward your enemies ?
>>74050076They don’t expand nearly fast enough
I'm pretty sure this is how bloodborne happened
>>74039680I don't think the energy you'd get from this is anywhere near the energy required to make the food to feed them.
>>74049872The bigger the higher. Godzilla is sex god of monsters.
>>74035785Because it's not about being bitten by a wolf, it's about being cursed by a dying wolf.Which implies that wolves have shamanism and curses and ancient esoteric wisdom handed down trough the ages.
>>74033962They probably just swell up like a puffer fish, just full of air. It would explain the ability to do their weird acrobatics, being larger, but with the same weight. If those air sacks are also supplying their muscles too, it'd explain their strength and endurance, effectively having a spare lung per limb. The hair growing is actually already there, you just don't notice. If you look carefully, most werewolves in fiction already have tons of body hair. Not sure how to explain the healing or moonlight. Maybe the moonlight transformation is like a moth to the flame thing, uncontrollable but can be done voluntarily. The weakness to silver is obviously an allergy.
>>74048974ah fuck to pt 1pt 2, i'm listening
>>74050382Hang on you're saying they're not actually supernatural at all, but are just weird bipedal puffer-wolves?
>>74050410Puffer people, but yes. The excessive hair growth could be hormonal, to match the monthly midnight actions. Perhaps the full moon thing is a myth, it's actually just a monthly hormone cycle.
>>74049674True but they also get hairy.
>>74037748It's amazing how all these women consent to sex with monsters
>>74037896>>74036030>>74035933A reminder of how Wendigo look like for all of coomers in this thread
>>74039680wouldnt it be easier to put werewolves in a big hamster wheel with a baby sheep dangling in front of it, then you get a whole fullmoons worth of energy
>>74050110Each werewolf's height rise as fast as its own expansion rate plus the rate of every werewolf below it, assuming each werewolf is perfectly spherical and in a vacuumWith a stack high enough you can reach crazy speeds
>>74051193cock is cock
>>74035879Sounds like Z-space from animorphs.Do you...do you think dimensional ships occasionally run into the excess wolf meat? What's the name pilots and sailors have for their version of flies on the windshield.
>>74051193I'm sorry you're autistic, but just because you don't enjoy a thing doesn't mean that we're not allowed to enjoy it.
>>74051193You honestly think that would stop the perverts?
>>74033962>How do we harness this phenomenon to produce vast amounts of clean, renewable energy?
>>74041741The more moons, the more floof
>>74052851Congratulations, you've found a way to turn a crank at 1/50th the speed of a goddamn waterwheel.
>>74052992WITHOUT A CREEK THOUGH
>>74051193Wendigo were spirits. When inhabiting a human host they become ravenous, emaciated, cannibals. Sometimes they'd chew their own lips and flesh off, other times they'd become cold as ice and grow on size.They were tall, lanky, cannibal, winter spirits. They were not deer monsters.
>>74051193You know many years ago I visited Canada and went into its wilderness to help a friend with a university project.I'm pretty sure we ran into a guy who was hunting a wendigo.
>>74053666Well? Did you fuck it?
>>74053685No when he noticed us he left us a gun then wandered off.Later that night we heard an explosion and checking it out found his cabin which was on fire and him bleeding to death against a tree nearby. He was a tad annoyed we were ruining the moment for him by being there and trying to stop him from dying. We ended up taking his dog with us when we left. A disturbingly intelligent and vicious corgi now dead too.
>>74052177animorphs is based
>>74053758Dude was definitely hunting demons.
>>74053893Well I'm pretty sure he killed it. I saw the hand his dog dragged out of the burning building and human hands don't look like that. Naturally we immediately booked it out of there after it became clear he was fucked and he started waving a gun at us because he wanted to be alone. Police had no clue anyone had even been living out there. I wound up taking the dog back to Wales with me
>>74051004It is said men can be driven mad by pussy, but women get cock crazy just as much. They're just not supposed to show it.
>>74053955When outside the body, the demon can only live for so long. They can't take corporeal form and must have a host.The dude was pissed because you guys suddenly became a list of hosts in an otherwise barren landscape.10 to 1 odds that dog you brought back wasn't a dog.
>>74054052He was the one who said to take the dog with us. And frankly he was a great dog. Ok his habit of killing birds, stripping the meat off their bones and burying them at the cardinal points around our house was creepy as fuck.But he was a great guard dog and protected most of the neighbourhood actually, castrating one burglar and maiming a few others. He mellowed out a lot after a year and got a lot friendlier with people he saw frequently. I mean if we assume that what you're proposing is true then perhaps corgis have some kinda immunity due to that bullshit since in welsh myths they're the mounts of fairies? And I doubt you'd associate with them fuckers for generations without picking up something.Plus you know why the fuck would you take a corgi into the canadian wilderness to hunt a monster?
>>74054137>man kills demon's host>demon inhabits body of man>man is mortally wounded>bunch of guys show up>possessed man tells guys to take his dog>demon possesses dog>profit
>>74054223So why didn't he make sure his dog was dead before getting into the whole dying situation?Why even bring a dog?Why did he stop trying to get us to leave the first time he met us once he realised we were welsh? I stopped asking questions on this long ago. Theres been no mass murders so all good. If theres a wendigo running around the welsh valleys then it is likely starving because theres no humans in Wales.
>>74054253>So why didn't he make sure his dog was dead before getting into the whole dying situation?Maybe he thought the thing could only inhabit people.>Why even bring a dog?No idea. >Why did he stop trying to get us to leave the first time he met us once he realised we were welsh?Maybe he figured you guys were at a safe distance before he blew something up.>I stopped asking questions on this long ago. Theres been no mass murders so all good. If theres a wendigo running around the welsh valleys then it is likely starving because there's no humans in Wales.They don't mass murder. They feed and spread slow, debilitating, misery. Wendigos are always starving. That's their defining trait.To be fair though, wendigos don't possess animals. Either is was one and you're fine, or it wasn't one, and some other monstrosity is pissed you brought it to Wales.Which also begs the question, what happens when North American monster/spirits run into Old World Fae?
>>74052851>those poker facesExcellent work
>>74053666Holy Shit witness trips
>>74053758>disturbingly intelligent and vicious corgiThe Wendigo possessed it!>now dead tooIt's already moved on!
>>74055984Posted too soon. You already >>74054360 discussed it.
>>74052851GentlemenThis is a revolution
>>74045262>The eldritch abomination is on the moon. It can only mystically effect its victims with direct line of sight.DAMN IT MOON MOON!!!
>>74045324Can confirm. I used to write WoW futa smut regularly for a few bucks a pop. Takes about half an hour to put out a few thousand words of dirty smut and gets about 15 bucks. Not too bad I guess.
>>74057544What is it with WoW and futas anyway?
>>74057737Honestly, I have no idea. I vaguely recall the craze starting with one of the more popular artists in like, 2004 or 2005 and by BC it was pretty solidly in the WoW space. Draenei futa are just well they're hooved horn aliens may as well give him horsecocks like I said I don't know. Futa whitemane was super popular for awhile.
>>74057817I think the joke was that there are no real women online, so they gave all the chicks dicks.
>>74052992You just have to open and shut the moonlight really fast.
>>74057190Genius. Sheer genius.
>>74033962Ask /co/ about Wolverine's healing factor and how he gets meat from the meat dimension.
>>74035879Gentlemen, I wish to perform a heist. How can I steal all of the werewolf meat for myself and become the UberWolf?
>>74059812Sounds tough. Borderline impossible, if you ask me... Count me in.
>>74059986If it wasn't impossible, let alone an affront to good nature and gods, it wouldn't be worth doing.
>>74037825You sweet, innocent child. Here, the Tingleverse: https://www.amazon.com/Tingleverse-Official-Chuck-Tingle-Role-Playing/dp/1689960671
>>74057817>I vaguely recall the craze starting with one of the more popular artists in like, 2004 or 2005I think herms were fairly well established in porn MUDs and UseNet by the late 90s, though.
>>74060906I know that I didn't really start seeing them often until around 2004 when both the term futa and their popularity spiked to the top. In part I think WoW was just a good avenue for it. Between Orc females which were always butch and Nelfs which had every Nelf a bi slut it just seemed like a perfect storm for the smut to find a home outside of niche porn mediums. Like, at this point it's difficult to say futa is "niche" you might not like it but it would be difficult to NOT find it scattered all over the place. Then again, I'm not internet historian. I'm only discussing WoW commissions I got.
>>74033962That mass isn't created ex nihilo. It's displaced along another dimensional axis until it manifests. Lycanthropes exist in 4d.
>>74037896If they get taller, it gets longer
>>74037896YesAnd yes that means big wolf cock for males and massive furry tits for females
>>74033962Wunderbar this gives me an idea for an NPC for my innistrad campaign
>>74033962One thing I always liked and included in my games was that the werewolves grew but never actually changed mass. So the outcome was horrifically gangily, emaciated, and starving monsters of skin, bone, fur, and muscle.
>>74037825F A T A L
Bumping. The mystery of wolfmeat must be solved.
>>74033962When I was a kid I fucking loved reading folklore and mystery books. Obviously, I ended up loving the Universal horror era movies too.I despise modern media for ruining all these things with retard-enjoyable cookie cutternrss so fucking much Vampire is sexy and lustful, the wolfman - oh, sorry, Werewolf- is a roided furshitThe only good thing is that apart these seems like mass public completely forgot about all the othersAh man, fuck White wolf and their stupid shit
>>74061888That's the only right way to do it
>>74063739>Vampire is sexy and lustful>modern media
Once the werewolf is mass produced it will put an end to the federation.
>>74054360My guess?Fairy: Ohohoho silly colonial beastie. Now you're cake. Colonial beastie: Noooo I don't want to be cake. Actually being cake is fine.
Werewolves are bigger and have more mass because of all the Ki/Chi their bodies generate. Vampires are not know for being a master of fist, feet, and claws.
>>74033962Their energy comes from the full moonSo like, just invent lunar panels I guess
>>74051193i still would
>>74033962They don't they just turn dark matter into ordinary matter for a bit.Just temporary though.
>>74035879Isn’t that just how morphing from Animorphs works?
>>74033962>werewolves gain a considerable amount of mass, apparently out of nothingthey get it on credit, that's they turn so ravenous
>>74057947we might be able to develop a machine to do that for us. We just need a second werewolf
>>74033962you don't play games so what would it matter if you had an answer?
>>74053955dude shut the fuck up you fucking larper go to /x/
>>74057190not possible cause the humans would evolve to wolves at the sime time on full moon
>>74063867Dozle Zabi, werewolves are not robots, giant or otherwise. If you want the Federation brought to it's knees, you need to check out the Big Zam.
>>74042984What is Yharnham
>>74035933That's a nice ass. Shame It's about to be torn up by rotting horse teeth.
>>74072802Deer teeth, I think.