Psssst! Hey Commissar Anon, can you do me a solid and let me hide away from the Canoness in your office? I promise I'll pay you back.
>>73737103Not a good idea, the Canoness and I are meeting in my office soon for a... "debriefing".
>>73737103Depends, does your order have an oath of chastity?
>>73737195I don’t think any of the orders do
>>73737103does this count as qst?
>>73737103Oi miss me an' the boys'll 'elp you out. Just darn our socks
>>73737103Correction: I am not a comissarAlso: Access = Denied
>>73739223Very funny Commissar Anon. Sopt pretending to be a techpriest and help me out! I saved your ass when the abbot was going to kick you ass!
>>73739481Sure you can hide from the canoness, in exchange for some sugma.
Perfect timing! You can pay me back right now by helping me do my damn paperwork. This gloriously huge powerfist keeps me from being able to write anything.
>>73739542>>73739551Do you want to spill the secrets to your men that you blush when he held hands for the first time?
>>73739722I don't have handsMy upper appendages have been mechanically augmented
>>73739722My office is this way let’s hurry
>meanwhile, outside the barracks
>>73739819>>73739858>>73739818Honestly anon is my danger an amusement to you? How are you supposed to be a father when you can't this kind of situation seriously?
>>73737284>You will never mating press a Sister in heat Why life
>>73740007>>73740038Oh shitNow there's two of themInquisition help
>>73740038wotz dis “fathah” think youz bringin up humie? Iz born by spoutin outta da ground like all propa Ork iz.
Y'all are a bunch of fucking heretics. You can be damn sure I'm purging each and every one of you.
>>73740038Wait.WAIT.I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER
>>73740138We promised to marry when we serve our time in this post... don't tell me you forgot. I'm not in the mood for your jokes, Commissar.
>>73740200Sister! There you are! What are you doing in the Commissars room with your hand down his crotch? !
>>73740233S-siter Maris! I was only checking if his groin plate was properly adjusted! That's it!
>>73737103That depends entirely on what you did to earn her ire and what you think you have that I want.
>>73740438Don’t lie to me, girl! Today isn’t groin plate inspection day. You know what the punishment is for lying to your Canoness, apologize to the Commissar for wasting his time and meet me in the chapel for your power-spankings afterwards.
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>73740647the kind of silly shit /tg/ used to do before everyone got so fucking serious business all the time
>>73740667It’s just generals and shitposts I’m pretty sure this anon is the same anon that did the mama5 story judging by his art style
>>73740684its been a while since his last post.bring him back.
>>73740438Whatever you say sister, everyone already knows about you and the commissar anyway.
>>73740700He finished his story on mama5
Excuse me, canoness. The reports of the maintenance rituals for your orders gear are done. I need... I mean... You are needed back in your office.
>>73740667I remember a long time ago I found some /tg/ character that had been in the ancient equivalent of a quest. Cute eldar girl kidnapped and indoctrinated as a human pysker, you know, the usual. I thought she was cute, brought her up a few times, and guess what? The artist was still around and interested in drawing more of her. He made a thread and belted out a quick prompt, drew a few pictures.It was crushing to get such a visceral reminder of how much /tg/ had changed. Absolutely no one knew what to do, and even when I tried, newfag that I was, I couldn't make the magic happen. I'm still sad.
>>73737103Alright but you must give me a drawing
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>>73740810Fun is taboo in 2020. Everything has to be buried under a thousand layers of irony or be mean spirited and bitter. I hate this
>>73739597>Commissar Powerfist doesn't simply fill out comically sized paperwork sheets with comically sized pens proportional to his powerfist. Even using a keyboard for his computer with one side normal for his unpowerfisted hand and another massively sized for his powerfist sheathed hand.
>>73737195They all have.
>>73740810Yeah I used to writefag a lot on /tg/Modern /tg/ is just lacking that magic or appreciation for content.So these days I writefag something and people just don't respond, its like pissing in a bottomless pit.
The canoness will never believe its not you if you're wearing your armour. Quickly strip and hide it under my desk, then just lounge around nude and pretend to be a servant girl
>>73741823Well, as a newfag, I want to express an appreciation for your efforts to rekindle the creative energy that this side of 4chan desperately needs.
>>73741846Personally I'm inclined to say its dead. Gone forever. All thats left is vestiges and choose your own adventure image threads.
>>73741846Well if you want writefags to write you gotta encourage them.They're an insecure bunch so if nobody says anything they're going to assume their work is shit
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I sure hope my commissar puppet isn’t facing any distractions today
>>73741787None of that implies much less states chastity, just hard work ethic and general solitude.
>>qst is that way
>>73741034Please, you never gained access to my vault, your equipment is suboptimal & incomparable. The flesh is weak indeed. The canoness knows how to lubricate my input slots. You wouldn’t know how to do anything but grease your own gear
Only successful writefag recently was mama5 tg became a piss pool
>>73740700I'm back>>73740684shit you found me>>73740810>>73741381I want to bring back the fun /tg/ not the sperg autists>>73740714>>73740556B-but I wasn't Canoness, Commissar Anon aren't a thing we're just friends I swear. Right Commissar Anon?
Who stole my fucking hat!?!?!
>>73737103NAY, THE CANONESS DEALS OUT THE EMPEROR’S ABSOLUTE JUSTICE. SUBMIT OR YOU SHALL HAVE ME TO FACE INSTEAD.
>>73737103>>>/qst/and work on your art
>>73745643you're the reason why /tg/ is the shithole that it is today
CAN NO ONE HELP ME WITH MY PAPERWORK?! THE MECHANICUS ONLY SHIPS EXTRA-LARGE KEYBOARDS TO ASTARTES
>>73744272I've never met this woman in my life, Canoness.
>>73740810Can you provide a pic?
>>73739223>apu is a member of the admechit fits
>>73744272You misunderstand Canoness, the sister here was helping me with my paperwork when I dropped my pen down my pants. She was just trying to fish it out for me but knocked my groin plate askew in the process. We're all fine here, how are you?
ooh ah>where banana
>Psssst! Hey Commissar Anon, can you do me a solid and let me hide away from the Canoness in your office? I promise I'll pay you back.Sure thing, I could use some company as I clean off the blood of heretics from my combat uniform
>>73737103All fine come in
>>73751294it only states chaste specifically once, which has meanings that apply to sisters beyond sexual chastity. It can mean unadorned, bare, simple, undecorated.The arguement can still be made that sisters love fat cocks
>>73751456Maybe their love of cock is because they’re chaste.
Why do /tg/ hate silly stuff now?
>>73751904Fun was outlawed
Hmmm, can I be set free now? I already told you guys I've messed up with the ftl
>>73752386You'll be free after you die xeno scum
>>73752466BUT I DID NOTHING WRONG
>>73752563THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR LAST WORDS YOU FUCKING XENO WEEB SCUM
>>73737299/tg/ was better when we had quests
>>73747967I assume they are referring to the Marcia draw quest, from back in 2013. Enjoy a look into the days when /tg/ still had some whimsy. And actually gave a shit about it's content creators. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Marcia
>>73752563Your continued existence is wrong.
>>73753510Are you still allowed to make those threads?
>>73753649Not on /tg/ anymore, as it would be classified as a quest.
>>73753682Quest threads did get out of hand for a while. Dominating the board to an extent that was grating on a lot of peoples nerves drowning out other content.
>>73753712if there is any way I can justify the logistical penile pounding of a hot battle sister, I'm gonna go for it every time.
>>73753682Things did get out of hand, but the catalog solved a lot of the issues surrounding quests as it was the post rate of quests bumping them constantly to the front page that made them a frustration at times, despite them not actually being a large percentage of the total threads on the board at a given time. The catalog solved that issue somewhat, as you could actually find things again, and the front page became less important. Honestly though, I'd prefer a return to the days of excessive quests rather than continuing with what we have now. /tg/ seemed to have more of a creative spark and sense of fun back then.
>>73753815isnt this thread a quest? why hasnt it been deleted
>>73753815Yeah. I used to writefag on /tg/ a lot then didn't touch it for probably five years at least?Came back after getting back into 40k and the place is dead in comparison.
>>73751456Sororitas are nuns with guns or guns with nuns. Not your slaaneshi perversities, they are no longer the Brides of the Emperor but celibate and PURE defenders of the faith. You fuckin heretic. And no those Cain books do NOT count, that filth is propaganda was written by filthy mutants. A HERO OF THE IMPERIUM would not act in such cowardly manner. We follow the fluff dictate of F&F and Vraks/Xenology-era books. The Golden Throne be damned, it's always the same with your DIRTY kind.
>>73754995Sorry, I cant hear you over sister Maria's moans.
>>73754995>The Golden Throne be damnedYOU'RE THE HERETIC HERE INQUISITOR
Commisar! Sister! It's a disaster! The chaos raptors and the Orks are both closing in! The canoness has taken to the field, but it's only so long until this whole position is overrun! What should we......Oh....Um....I'll come back later, sir.
>these lewd sister facesHmmmgh
Make that 15 mins
>>73755069>HereticusTalk to me once you have banished a greater daemon.>>73755059I know who your are, Amniach and I purge this land from your taint once again. The Emperor protects.
>>73745643>>>/trash/and work on not sucking so many cocks.
This is the silliness that I missed in /tg/ so much thanks a lot OP
Primo effort OP. Fuck the naysayers, and fuck jannies. Your art is fine.
>>73756227>Let me tell you something; I'm from Cadia and I say KILL 'EM ALL!
>>73737103Thanks OP, posters like you that keep me coming back here.And your art is good, don't let these cock gobblers convince you otherwise.
>>73742948OR DO I?!
>>73757021fleatrollus. its tyranid shit, before you get your hopes up
What would dating a inquisitor be like?
>>73759227She has methods to know if you've cheated, or looked at other girls, or taugh of something else than the Emperor
>>73737103Sister Abagail. What, in the name of the Most Golden Throne, did you do this time?
>>73759263So what happens when she finds out you've been thinking of her more than the Emperor?
>>73759360the most conflicting blam ever
>>73759371Alternately, incredibly intense, highly conflicted sex.
so if it's a thread that has the OP reacting to others does it really count as a qst? Not that I'm complaining this is the most fun thread on /tg/ in a while since that i'f primarchs had a mother' thread what did happen to taht thread?
>>73759417Probably too loosely organized to be a qst, it has more in common with the greentext threads that have been running on and off for the past two yearsThe first two threads in the primarch/mother series are on 1d4chan and suptg under "Parchment and Bolter". It doesn't look like the other(s) were saved
this is now a silly thread away from the "ironic" shit posters
>>73754995If anything the fact that they're no longer Brides of the Emperor, but Daughters, means that there's no spiritual marriage keeping them hitched.
>>73759188Nids? Now it’s not just my hopes rising
>>73759908I'm guessing he means meme50 but is too busy cooming to type it right
>>73759908>>73759952http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/73461308/some anon made a story about a perpetual becoming a mother figure to the primarchs
this thread is fun
>>73760020too bad OP died
>>73760248Then just put him on the Golden Throne, he'll be fine... Probably.
>>73742989Yeah, but consider the following, if they are totally devouted to the emperor and the order, I doubt there is any time left for having sex, and what is, if she gets pregnant?
>>73739722>when he held hands for the first time?And why would that affect me?
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OP here, few things I want to say. I made this thread because I wanted to see the silliness back on /tg/ that we don't see much often. I'm really happy that it turned out this good. I plan to make a thread like this on the weekends, just silly stuff for fun. No bickering or arguing anything like that. This thread in a way is a declaration of war against the that guys of /tg/ that just want to bicker and be a shit. My mama5 thread went well so I hope this kind of good fun can continue. Back on the content, I'm very slow at art and I want to do the best I can. Anyways, let's have some good old fun 2007 style. Also, I'm a newfag. I need to lurk more. I know. >>73759360A-anon... you love me more than the Emperor I'm not sure if this is heresy or not...
>>73760339That'd be kinda cool, an order that recruits from the daughters of their own members
>>73760366When in doubt... ask yourself WWTEOMD (What Would The Emperor Of Mankind Do)? Or BLAM for heresy, that works too
>>73760366Comfy.Yeah. Thread is comfy, keep it up.
>>73760379I guess this already the case, if something like this happensBut they would be sent to an imperial schoolWas more thinking, what would she do, during pregnancySister hospitalers and such wouldn't be a problemBut actuall battle sisters?
>>73760366did you intend to draw the sister getting her power spankings from the canoness?This is extremely important information
>>73760539pretty sure that's nsfw and that's not allowed in /tg/ anon
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Imagine trying to RP on an anonymous fucking imageboard>muh oc, muh old /tg/If making a containment board for it didn't make it crystal fucking clear that your shitposting was never wanted here, you're hopeless and you need to fuck off all the way back to Gaia
>>73760613this is way better that generalfags constantly at eachother's throats in their shitty threads for games they dont even like.This is pretty damn far from shitposting
>>73760613imagine not having fun and want to ruin for everyone else, don't be that guy
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>>73760511Normally it's orphans who are sent to the imperial schools, no? I was thinking about an order that actively encourages sisters to bear children. Battle sisters who wish to retire themselves from battle or that are between campaigns will have to give birth to children. Also the sins of the mother are her daughter's sins, and vice versa. If one is deemed guilty of being a repentia, so is the rest of her direct ancestral line. Perhaps each sister would have a quota of daughters to have. If the quota hasn't been reached before a mother's death, her daughter will have to fulfill it as well as her own.
>>73760539OP here, there you go
>>73760960Canoness! The Emperor has graced the human bodyframe with hands for such fonction! Dare you deny his vision with the use of proxies such as this tool?! I want you to do it right! Now let's do it again, on the side, right after I get myself a sandwich!
>>73761012Shut up Sister Maris no one asked for you stupid opinion
>>73760960Someone give me some stats on that powerpaddle.
>>73761086No one asked yours either sister Selene! Also fetch me a sandwich!
>>73750312o-ok guardsman just be a little more gentle when you rape me this time...baby ogryns the lot of you I swear
ALL MY PAPERWORK IS LATE AAAAAH
>>73737103WHAT'S THAT SISTER? YOU WANT TO PUT CANNONS IN MY OFFICE?SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THIS WHITESHIELD'S TEARS
>>73762558Luth is soulless enough to be a blank.
>>73752386Uhhh, this tau standing in familliar pose, but i can't remember where i seen this.
>>73760960damn that's gotta be bad if she can feel it through her power armor
>>73763162It's the massive pauldron stance.
>>73763354No, I seen this pose in some game... Wolfenstein?
>>73763437Looks more like battlefield 3 to me
>>73760960OP has been delivering for this entire thread. Excellent work.Allow me to drag an ancient meme out of the depths of 4Chan history, for old time's sake.
>>73760646Funny you should say that, you killed a worthwhile thread for this>>73760647There was a board created specifically so that your "fun" would stop shitting up /tg/
>>73761322Man, I like this. Can we make this a /teeg/ character? A stressed-out Commissar just trying to fill out his paperwork, but can't due to his giant power fist? Maybe with an overcaffeinated Ratling assistant that's not much help on account of being illiterate?COMMISSAR PAPERPUSHER'S GLORIOUS QUEST TO FIND AN ASTARTES-GRADE XXL KEYBOARD SO HE CAN FILL OUT HIS REQUISITION FORM FOR AN ADMECH GOON TO GET THIS *FUCKING* FIST OFF HIS ARM.
>>73763895>Can we make this a /teeg/ character?And just like that, you killed it.Anyway all Sisters are lesbians. This is irrefutable canon(ess).
>>73760366>I made this thread because I wanted to see the silliness back on /tg/ that we don't see much often.Thank you for making this thread, but at the same time, the REASON why we don't have silly threads like these is because they're technically quest threads, and those have been banned from this board for years.I don't agree with that decision, but that's why.
>>73761286how dare you post my boy gaunt like that
>>73760366not really a regular on /tg/ but threads like these are why i decided to visit in the first place
>>73764136Not anymore[generic laugh soundtrack plays in the distance]
this thread is pretty alright
Thinking of power-fist commissar, it'd be kind of funny to see a cogboy struggling to write with a pen or quill. All the while muttering and swearing in binary about who even writes MANUALLY these days?! You just tap into the local network, physically dock an omni-adaptor into the device or if you really have to, type manually. Writing gothic with a pen? With a hand?! How do menials even manage this! Why didn't I replace an arm with an auto-quill? Nooo, I just HAD to get a new rebreather augment to look like the Magos! Now I'm trying to do this and all the letters are bunching up wrong and they're uneven and it's all going wrong!
>>73759188>searched through ten pages of shitty western fetish and furry art and still couldn't find itYou could've told me it wouldn't be worth it.
>>73737284So what happened when battle sisters get preggers?
>>73760366Your doing good work, drawfag. Any effort to brighten someones day, no matter how small or silly, is effort spent well.
>>73761191Fuck you Sister Maris I know you use dark vox-net to see nubile young eldar shotas. Get out of this thread
>>73737103Emperor's mercy, what did you do this time?There's an administarum robe in the closet, just change into that, grab a data pad, and we'll do a surprise inspection on one of the companies well away from the convent while she cooks off.
>>73765271the become battle mommys
>be me >new sororitas>Sister Ann>there’s this imperial guard cook named Gordonius Ramsius >he called the canoness a cunt for not washing her hand before eating >the commissar let him go >whywhathow.parchment>anyone ever met this guy before?
>ITT we pretend to be Sisters of Battle calling each other out for their heretical actions
>>73767139Sounds like a party game. The loser gets shot with goo gun or something.
>>73767186the loser has to do a dare
>>73767291>I dare you to steal the canoness's makeup!
>>73748728what kind of abhuman creature is this?
>people still spread the vow of chastity memeOne of the honors sob have is popping out kids (for the emperor)It would be heresy to neglect their bodies
>>73760366dis a gud bread anon, good job
>>73767489JokaeroIdiot savant alien speices. No known language but leave them in a room full of broken down lasguns and they'll manufacture a super mini-las-cannon that can fit on your ring finger.
>>73767474>Emperor no I dare you to call the Canoness a cunt!
Dear Sister SallyI know it was you that took my sandwich from the fridge. If you're here reading this, you will pay me back for stealing my food you fat fuck. Fuck you and your cow udders.
>>73767962>Petite sister is just jealous that Sister Sally is thiccer then her
>>73768050I know that's you Sister Maris I'm going to tell the Canoness that you're on this heretical board then we'll see who's fucking laughing bitch
>>73768084Not if I get to her first you bitch!
Sisters please don't fight
>>73768397No one cares about what you think Sister Maribelle. Fuck off back to reading your heretical lewd parchment
>>73768433MAYBE I WILL
I heard shouting! Are we under attack? Do we finally get to engage in conquest in His glorious name again!?
>>73768537this is a sister only thread cocks or gtfo
>>73766447Am not! It's heretical content that our group seized from a traitor inquisitor! I am in charge of analyzing it!>>73767698>You have to do my dare first sister Layla! Plus I'd rather pick truth than do that!>>73768084I'm doing the Emperor's work on this board you double-chinned whore! Tell me why I shouldn't tell the canoness about your Loyalist-Only vox-net account?
Umm Cannoness, theoretically, just theoretically, what would happen to a sister if she, lets say have fallen for gunner Freidricksen of the 43rd Heavy Support regiment?
>>73768565A what? That doesn't sound like any formation that I know of.
>>73768665What you call me heretical flat tits?>>73768672girl you better keep that secret cause if the cannoness doesn't kill your boy toy the commissar will
>>73768672she'd probably tell you to get better taste in men
>>73768672Sister Nema is a whore and steals men from other sisters
>>73764722you asked for the sauce, and I provided
>>73768728What? Can't hear me over all the cocks your stuffing yourself with? Or is it the crumbs from the kitchen? Whichever goes to your face double-chins!>>73768672I knew you were into dorks, but girl, like really?! You could do better.
>>73769005I'll tell her you said that!
>>73769044wait no stop
>>73769043>I knew you were into dorks, but girl, like really?! You could do better.But he's so nice, and his dorkyness is cute
>>73769165he's from cadia girl, you can find dorks like him that's cuter... oh wait
>>73769165He talks with his mouth full and he can barely read.
>>73769244He's a fix'er upper
>>73769262He's a waste of time and energy
>>73769274As a test from the Emperor!
>>73769281you know what, I'm starting to think you two might be match after all.
>>73769165Trust me girl, that boy's like a Krieger! He'll die in a ditch and you'll find 10 other boys that are like him tomorrow!
>>73769319hey don't talk about my Male Model #6984 like that
>>73739223TFW you thought being assigned to a monastery world would be a comfy job but you never get any peace because the sisters keep using your workshop as a hiding place
>>73764722I looked up fleatrollus 40k and a link to rule34 was like the 3rd link, you fucking retarded newfag
>>73769422>tfw the Magos left me here with the orders to "stand guard here while I go talk to the meatbags", and promptly died in an attack before assigning new ordersAt least the sisters are nice when they are not trying to kill each other over potential mates
>>73769478>++REQUEST++: Sister Tibea, please stop making excuses to bump into me
HELPMy friend woke up with a ecclesiarch girl on her bed this morning and now she's talking about getting married because she took her chastity how is she supposed to tell this to her canoness? Asking for a friend
>>73769571Gunner Freidricksen of the 43rd Heavy Support regiment, is that you?
>>73769509>++EXASPERATED REPLY++ No, Sister Seris, I helped fix your flamer seven hours ago, and you want me to take ANOTHER look? I know I'm not a techpriest, but do you doubt my work that much?
>>73769631This is Sister Hanna asking for help for another sister
>>73769664well, she doesn't necessarily HAVE to marry the guy, we can bend the rules a bit and just have her take a little vacation. She did break a vow, however, so there's gotta be some sort of penance. If she's pregnant the penance has to wait until after she gives birth. Not necessarily "get naked and kill xenos" levels of penance, but like, at least some flagellation.
>>73769770She has to eat by herself in the messhall for one half Terran rotation
>>73769770I think hand administered flagellation to the bare posterior region, for the duration of an entire hour, would be adequate punitive measures.
>>73769810>>73769828And then we'll hose her down with cold water!
>>73769828>>73769877In front of everyone to show what happens if you break a vow!
>>73769810>>73769828>>73769877>>73769918excuse me venerable Sister but the codex doesn't say anything about that...
>>73770023We take vows seriously! If you have a vow of chastity and you break it, you should get punished by your sisters. That's only fair.
>>73770046It just sounds like you want pick on Sister Jeanne because she’s happy and you’re not
>>73770071n-no it's just really important we carry out the punishments! To keep standards! Yeah. That's it.
>>73770023And afterwards, the oral sex!
>>73770143we usually have ice cream first
>>73770143We’re not gay sister lora
>>73770233oh- right..haha yeah
>>73770270You’re not right?
>>73767504>>73726554>I’m not sure, what would a woman be more likely to survive, anyway?>>73727653>.... Birthing?>>73728618>That might actually be a good final trial. The logic of it being for the tribe that if she gets killed she'll at least have provided a replacement.
>>73770233There is nothing gay in giving proper punishment sister! Also girls on girls action please any male! Since our Emperor is a male, we are pleasing him! Dare you displease our Master?!
>>73770342If the Emperor wanted the union of two women we should be able to reproduce like a male and a female. You’re deviating what our glorious God-Emperor created us for. Being gay is heresy Sister Lora. I’m telling the Canonness on you.
Sisters, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's something suspicious about our latest novice, Sister Chan.I mean, it's been three Terran months and she still refuses to wear pants. I know the Repentia go pantsless as a form of contrition, so I didn't say anything. But that isn't normal, right?
>>73770406Sister Chan isn’t a repentia she just got here! I think she’s lying to you Sister
>>73770378You forgot that the Emperor has given us the means to enjoy said union! Plus he brought technology that nullify the necessity of a male in a relationship! To declare gayness heresy is to say the Emperor's design and desires are blasphemous!
>>73770342Right! Nothing gay about that. It's our duty after all.
>>73770378Ummmm, ackshually sister, forgive me from interrupting but that is not correct. It says right here on page 50,463 of the Lectitio Divinatitus: "If the balls and/or breasts do not come into contact with the other party, than it is not gay and therefor adheers to the Emperors will. You really need to read up more on your Lectitio, sister.
>>73770504The Sisters’ breast come into contact all the time! Don’t be such a fag sister lorenne
>>73770504don't make shit up getrude, go hump a book you nerd
Anyone got that picture with guardsmen humor? A sign that says don't feed the Astartes, a lascannon with 'heretic pictures, wait for flash' on the shield, stuff like that?
sisters don't be alarmed but i think there's a xeno among us. Don't look at it!
>>73770651Don’t say the X-word do you want the dweebs at Ordo Xenos to come over here?
>>73770651Where is the perfidious xeno?
>>73770713oh my god, she was right there.>>73770676Uuugh, no way.
>>73770572>>73770617:( you guys always picked on me ever since we were back in the Schola. I can fight too! And I only used a book like that once and never did it again!
>>73770454That's impossible, sister. I confronted Sister Chan about it during her Morning Flagellations and she said......well, she didn't really SAY anything. She just sort of cackled, turned her head 360-degrees, and then crawled off my lap and into a nearby vent. Speaking of which, the vent in Spankatorium 3A now needs cleaning.
>>73770800>>73770749Sister Gertrude you heard her. Go clean it up.
>>73770749You're gonna get hosed down again nerd
>All other girls tease Gertrude because they are jealous of her HH-cups
>>73770916we need a drawfag on this, STAT
>>73770916I'm not jealous of her fat cow tits or her ridiculous ass it's just because she's lazy and unfit!
this is not tacticalthis is a disgrace, how can you bring glory o the emprah like THIS
>>73770916At least she's not sister Maris. Girl's as flat as a Repentia is dressed decently!
>>73770941>it's just because she's lazy and unfit!>she works out in secret with the stationed Catachan ladies so she is also a little above average in physical shape. She's too shy to tell others about her workout, so they keep on thinking she is chubby under her armor
>>73770986EMPEROR STRIKE YE DEAD, SISTER!!!
>>73771027Did I stroke a nerve? Is that why you wear your chestplate constantly? To pretend you have breasts?
>Sister Chan was spotted in the Local Admech workshop>Thankfully, well placed child locks have stopped her from getting into the plasma weaponry>Again
>>73770852B-but I already cleaned the Spankatorium vents this week...>>73770857;_; please no, not again sister.
>>7377136310/10 would want to get smothered by
>>73771363Thank you based OP.
Can someone make a list of all sisters here and how to recognize them? Also are they from the Ermine Mantle?
>>73771363Hello, Astartes? The Sisters are bullying Gertrude, but we can't do anything about it. Could you like...send a drop pod down and give Gertrude a hug? Thanks
>>73762558What doth life? (life...life...Ife)
>>73771363We need a picture of Gertrude working out with catachans to prove she isn't fat like the other mean girls say she is
>>73771490- Ughhhhh, they're bullying grox udders again? you can't keep having us come down there to resolve petty squabbles. this is the 4th time this week that you've requested we send down a dropod to deal with some internal matter, Sororitas. Resolve it yourselves this time. Emperor help me, babysitting these hens is going to be the death of me. -
>>73771490No worries Loyal Imperial subject, we have already mobilized a strike force for this occation
>>73771610Calm down, M'shen. No need to waste vital Imperial resources on trying to prevent the Sisters from killing each other. It's a waste of time and you'll end up making things more complicated in the long run.
>>73771610>Salamander kicks the door into the Sororitas common room>All the battle sisters are stunned and watches in awe as the space marine walks over to them>He leans down, pointing a finger at the group of girls>With a slight amplification to his vox grill he says "Be nice!">He then leaves, lifting the door back up and putting it back in place before he leaves
>>73751456Slaaneshi cult is over there heretic
>>73770974she's good for moralealso some of us other sisters like to cuddle with her... f-for the emprah, o' course
>>73760339Ask brother Demetrius
>>73760613>If making a containment board for it didn't make it crystal fucking clear that your shitposting was never wanted here, you're hopeless and you need to fuck off all the way back to GaiaThat's why you're never liked anon, you can't control your sperg from ruining everything you hold dear.
>>73760960Aim for the lower part, that place is the most golden even for slaaeshi cultist.
>>73763972Show proof of such blatant faggotry anon i double dare you!
>>73769422At least they aren't stealing the research cyberdongs
>>73772090>They were stolen 4 cycles agoSounds like someone needs to update their optics
>>73737103'Oi there, humie. I made da fake Yarrick zog off thru da airlok and told him to come back wif da REAL Yarrick. Wanna sit 'ere and wait wif me fer 'im ta get back?
>>73772123This is a thread for adepta sororitas only
its over sister gertrude, we know all about your relationship with subway and love for extra mayonnaise
>>73772156someone's got to keep their stuff running
>>73771363Gertrude is cute! Cute!
>>73772319not when they hoard all their power dildos as a leverage sister
>>73772349The last time we didn't ration them out we nearly lost all electrical equipment in the resulting power surge
>>73772307Lies! Gertrude is a pure maiden. She only humped that book once but has done nothing lewd since!
Fucking Getrude and her massive tits, it's not fair
So they feed them Sisters enough to get huge honkers, while we guardsmen survive on the processed corpses of our comrades.
>>73772307that looks like a fine sandwich anon
>>73772466should've been a sister guardsgirl
>>73772466That's what happens when you have the Ecchlesiarchy as your sugar daddies.
>>73772307does one know where I can find the rumored gertrude holosa-asking for a canoness
>>73772506I heard she hangs out a libraries
Holy Emperor girls I just saw Canoness Sara hitting on Prefect Amadeus someone sent a holo-pic look!
>>73772506Servitor #32.Sub-basement 3. Take the dataslate wedged in its backgrills. Run and don't look back.
>>73737103Oh Emperor damn it all!Is the Canoness playing grab ass again with the new girls?The Guard shouldn't have to deal with this shit! You tell her that Private Jenkins told me to tell her that her ass isn't the same anymore after that "Powerpaddle incident"
>>73772594emperor's blessing upon you I have something to take care of goodbye
>>73770378>>73770463The Emperor is also the Omnissiah, god of technology. Hence, He invented artificial insemination, therefore, he approves of its use.
>>73772571Fake news. We all know that Sara already pegs the Governor-General on the weekends. Stop sending us deepfake holo-pics you made using holo-shop, Sister Irena.
>>73772571Huh, didn't know Amadeus swung that way, I know Sara as she smacks every girl's ass in the showers
>>73772571i can't believe she has energy to go around hitting on new kids after what she does to the sisters under her. I guess it takes something special to be a Canoness.
>>73772424She stop humping books because we got her an Astartes grade dildo
>>73772705>>73772698Isn't the Canoness like 30 and that new Prefect 21?
>>73772712Its the knowledge contained in them that gets her off brother.
>>73772712I stole it. To bully her, of course. Not to force her to come to me or anything.
>>73772735>>73772712are you adeptus astartes or adeeptus simpus?
>>73772726You just go and ask Sara about her age. That's gonna go over well.
We need a picture of gunner Freidrickson and Sister Gertrude holding hands
>>73772764She has access to rejuvenatA hundred is the new thirty
>>73772743No one cares about Sisters "Bonding" dear SisterIf you want to suck on Getrude's huge tits while you fuck the shit out of her with a strap on then no one here will judge youJust make sure to praise the Emperor during and it's fine
>>73772863nah, Gunner Freidricksen was getting together with sister Rosa. Getrude butted her fat butt in when we were talking about sister Hannah's friend who slept with a random guardsman.
OP here if the thread dies I'll make a new one titled Silly Thred I didn't expect to blow up like this
>>73772962You're doing the Emperor's work OP. Fuck the naysayers
>>73772946That's not what I'm thinking about at all! At all!>>73772962it'll pass on soon, we're past bump limit.
>>73772747Im the fucking Ministurom clerk who has to wipe clean every single tome she uses. Some pages are utterly ruined.
reminder that all sisters taht are gay are too pathetic to get a dick, I'm looking at you sister lorenne and sister gertrude
>>73773023Time to fetch the cannoness
>>73773043So you want her bubble butt in your face instead?
>>73773100mooching off the Cardinal doesn't make you any better Sister Valencia.
>>73773140I don't have to answer that.
>>73773100It's sister Lora who's advocating for the gayness... in the name of The Emperor of course!
>>73773156Admit it and I'll get her to wear a mini skirt and a thong
Fraternization is against the codex you lewdfags!
>>73773241shit really? Alright fine! I want to fuck her until she can't walk! I want her fat butt on my face!
>>73773294Non of us has any obligations to follow the codex. Plus Robertito Gullitito updated it.
Can we get a list of all the sororitas in the thread so far?
>>73773477Sister GertrudeSister LorenneSister MarisSister ValenciaCanoness Sara
>>73773477it's hard to keep track off, i gotta say.
>>73773477I RPed Maris for a while (other people took over) and Lora
>>73773363S-sister. I didn't know you felt that way about me. >>73773044I'm sorry! I keep spilling re-caff on the pages of the tomes! Please forgive me!>>73772506>>73772594Please! No! I only did those because the Canoness said I had to prove my devotion to her!
>>73773515And a bunch of unnamed ones.
>>73773363Lewd Girl~Alright Getrude>>73770749, you remember that favor you owe me? I don't have to remind you what happen on Sigma 6 do I?I'd best see you in a mini skirt and thong within the next hour
>>73773515Gertrude is the chubby book humperLorenne/Lora is the gay one insisting for public spankings and other punishmentsMaris is the chestlet basic bitch, a bit gay tooSara is the canoness, she won't apologize for her sexual harassements
>>73773689book humping was an accident, sister. So you best shut the fuck up
>>73773663B-but the skirt and thong I have are too small for my size. They'll be tight against my butt and waist sister...
>>73773728What are you going to do? Roll on me? Or do you prefer I intimately clean your library?
>>73773689>>73771363Gertrude is one in the middle, maris is the one calling gertrude grox udders and the one in the back calling nerd is Lorenne
>>73773753Sister with your ass that's a plusAt least as long as you mean a mini skirt when you say a skirtBecause if I see you wearing a skirt that isn't well above your knees am borrowing the Canoness's powerpaddle
>>73737103Don't turn around (oh oh)
I should have known joining the Order of the Holy Paddle would turn out weird...
>>73763895The did it with Roboute
new thread >>73774964