GW makes a primaris lieutenant model jumping off of a rock doing a flying elbow drop with a power fist.

>>72876856
But will they offer the shades they'll need to complete it?

>>72876790
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>72876790
Is Perturabo now Hulk Hogan or Andre the Giant?

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>>72877158
Andre is too kindhearted to be Perty.

>>72876790
OP, Macho Man would cut a FAR better promo with better dialogue than you have.
You cast shame on his memory.

>>72877198
This is especially poignant because Andre didn't like Macho Man in the slightest.
Macho Man spoke about how Andre would embarrass him even in matches he was supposed to lose.

>>72877229
Feud between Primarch Macho Man and Primarch Andre the Giant similar to Lion'El and Leman?

>>72877330
Maybe, if Russ couldn't squash the Lion at any point he chose.
Andre was known for being very... stable, and would sit on guys for the pin if he didn't like you.

>>72877383
Makes sense why Primarch Savage would always feel inadequate and want to overachie- dear God Randy Savage is the Perturabo and Andre is Rogal.

>>72877448
Thus you have learned.

>>72877487
Which raises further questions.

Who turns, Andre or Savage?

Who becomes a servant of the dark gods?

>>72876790
Okay so obviously we need to fill the rooster of Primarchs with their closest wresting equivalents.

Andre is Vulkan
Randy Savage is Russ
Ultimate Warrior is Lion
Hulk Hogan is Dorn
Rick Flair is Sanguinous
Undertaker is Mortarion
I’m don’t know what else, let’s talk about this shit

>>72877692
John Cena as Roboute Guilliman? Or the Rock?

>>72876889
That will be an exclusive Forgeworld kit that sells for $150,000.00

>>72877710
John Cena as Roboute, Rock is Horus

>>72877760
But who's Lorgar?

>>72877692
Vince McMahon as the Emperor that's for sure

>>72877782
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
He teamed up with McMahon (Chaos) to destroy the different wrestling groups & turn them into one

>>72877832
This raises something further.

Is there a God of Wrestling, and if there is... Wrestlemania 40k?

>>72877229

So, basically how Hogan treated Randy?

Because that man would go out of his way to work a shoot just to make sure that Randy could not, ever, have even a single accomplishment to himself. No belt. No titles. No nothing. Any time Randy got a belt, Hogan would take it from him within 24 hours. It was insane.

He even deliberately had the Big Show (except he wasn't called that back then) help him fuck up Randy winning the Heavyweight Title at the end of the WW3 triple-ring Royale Rumble on the fly in the middle of the match JUST to screw with him.

>>72877945
Damn, how many people hated Randy?

>>72878036

Eh, there are Wrestlers who had it worse. Wrestlers who deserved it worse as well. To say nothing of the whole weird Taskmaster - Chris Benoit story.

>>72878059
Yeah let's not go there, back on topic.

So, we're still building the Primarch Wrestling roster, who's next to become part of the WWE! World Wrestling (for the) Emperor

>>72878178
The Harris Brothers as Alpharius and Omegon.

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>>72877158
THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER! THAT'S THE IMPERIAL WALL RIGTH THERE! YOU WANT SOME, COME HERE GET SOME! THAT'S MACHUS UP THE WALL THERE!

>>72879212
>Cue Andre the Giant slamming into him from the top of the wall in full Cataphractii plate

>>72877945
Hogan was the prime backstage politician. Only Triple Nose was worse burying talent.

>>72878036
Savage always kept a gun in his gym bag for a reason. He actually got his start in an outlaw promotion in Memphis, directly rivalling one of the biggest territorial promoters and was part of a nasty blood feud. That sort of conflict stayed with Savage his entire life.

>>72879597
So I guess a Primarch Randy Savage might be a boisterous and loudmouthed braggart that is hiding his own daemons from past horrific conflicts?

>>72876790
Mach would never be a primarch. He would be his own thing and do battle with them.
>Sanguinius you PUKE!
>Did I just catch you LOOKING AT ELIZIBETH?!?!!?
>I HATE YOUR GUTS
>AND THATS ALL THATS GONNA BE LEFT OF YOU
>ALL OVER THE MAT
>AT WRESTLEMANIAN FIVE

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>>72882568
So more like this?

>>72878059
You mean how Kevin Sullivan managed to book his own divorce? Not to mention how it all ended.

Also, back on topic, Ultimate Warrior as Angron. I'd want to get Chris Jericho in there as well but I'm not sure as who.

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"You think you're top dog of this Imperium, Horus? I got news for you brother, when I'm done with you, you'll go from warmaster to warservant, yeah! You and your sons are gonna wish they hadn't betrayed our Father's Imperium like the scared wimps they are. You're gonna regret ever annoying me in the slightest. Everytime, I got a report about the Luna Wolves I had my sons checked for fleas! Even Leman Russ's boys new what a shower was! Your sons are filthy little maggots, who get off on hotdoggin' and grandstandin'. BUT WHEN THIS DAY IS OVER, THE MACHO MARINES WILL GO DOWN IN LEGEND AS THE BEST MARINES CAPABLE OF PUTTING A PRIMA DONNA LIKE YOU BACK IN THE GROUND WHERE YOU BELONG, YEAH! You got dad on the ground, but the Man of Macho, RANDIUS SAVAGE, HAS YOU ON THE ROPES! No amount of kooky chaos can hold back the magnificent, monstrous, mass of the MACHO MANIAC STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND OUR EMPEROR, YEAH!

Wrestlemania Pert talking to Dorn
>I’m gonna see you, IN THE IRON CAGE!

>>72879456
Trips career was a rollarcoaster, popular heel, killing kayfabe, taking all of vinces wrath, jobbing out, his comeback, marrying into the McMahons as a story line, marrying for real, burying all the competition until he became a booker, then he became one of the best promoters of talent in the business with his own programs he's put in charge of. if it didn't happen on camera I wouldn't believe it.

>>72883163
DA ULTYMATE WAAAAGGGGHHHRIA

Alpharius would be played by Mick Foley

>>72883379
I READ IT ALL IN HIS VOICE, DEAR GOD IT'S PERFECT!

You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Vulkan, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another warrior, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Corvus Corax to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drastically go down. See the three-way, at Istvaan V, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Corvus Corax KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Vulkan, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Istvaan V! But then you take my 75 perc- chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 chance percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Istvaan V!

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>>72883820
"Let me tell ya' something brother, ain't no way on the Emperors Holy Terra that your winning! You talk about beating me brother, well I know for a fact that Andrevus put you down like a half mad dog brother! And the Vulkinator will the same cause theres one undeniable fact!"

"I AM VULK VULKAN! AND THIS VULKAMANIA!"

>>72877069
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!

>>72883955
*BITE INTO A CORPSE STARCH BAR!

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So is Vince McMahon the emperor of mankind?

What about Ferrus?

>>72884055
I'd die for God-Emperor Vince McMcahon

https://youtu.be/jqN5uEJYUug

First of all, I would to thank the many, many loyal people throughout this Imperium that wrote cards and letters to Rusty Manus, The Imperium Dream, while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank The Emperor for waitin’ and takin’ the time ‘cause I know how important it was, The Great Crusade it is to the wrestling fans, it is to The Emperor, and Rusty Manus The Imperium Dream. With that wait, I got what I wanted, Fulgrim the Pretty Boy. I don’t have to say a whole lot more about the way I feel about Fulgrim; no respect, no honor. There is no honor amongst thieves in the first place.

He put hard times on Rusty Manus and his family. You don’t know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when the forge world workers around this Imperium are out of work, they got 4 or 5 kids and can’t pay their wages, can’t buy their food. Hard times are when the agri world workers are out of work and they tell ‘em go home. And hard times are when a techpriest has worked at a job for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a toaster, kick him in the butt and say “hey a cogitator took your place, daddy”, that’s hard times! That’s hard times! And Fulgrim you put hard times on this country by takin’ Rusty Manus out, that’s hard times. And we all had hard times together, and I admit, I don’t look like the Patriarch of the day supposed to look. My arm’s just a lil’ metal, my scowl’s a lil’ big, but brother, I am bad. And they know I’m bad.

I want to think that the XFL is God-Emperor Mcmahon's Webway Project.

>>72884137
God Emperor Vince McMahon, whos singular goal is unite Humanity, then found a galactic wrestling federation meant for all races to settle their disputes...

Forget Blood Bowl for 40k.

We've got WORLDS WRESTLING (FOR THE) EMPEROR!

>>72883618
Underrated choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-V6Xm9nsm8

>AND HERE COMES ANGRON!

>>72884540
ANGRON HAS GOT JACK SHIT ON RANDIUS SAVAGE, PROGENITOR OF THE MACHO MARINES!

>>72884055
Yes, he is absolutely succesful despite being a total fucked up maniac. By any standard he should be a crackhead hobo, but there he is, resisting like a champ, and making the competition seethe.

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>>72876790
For Randius Savage

>>72876790
Wrestlemania Forty-Thousand seems like an excellent alternate setting.

The real question though isn't how the Primarch Roster gets filled up, it's who the Xenos can send in to challenge them in the ring of Honor!

Also What's Ghazkull's Entry theme?

>>72887831
Him screaming "WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"

>>72887831
Either incoherent death metal befitting an ork, or Rock You Like a Hurricane

Also, the Tau only field Crisis suit Sumo Wrestlers.

Half time shows are scantily clad Sororitas, Eldar, Dark Eldar, and Tau.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RowsnkjdlEE

>"For Aeons, I have scoured the cosmos searching for the one adversary who could provide me with suitable sport! Although, I have yet to find such a noble soul. Each creature, each race, more pitiful than the last. So I spare them the disgrace of their weakness by destroying their worlds! And now my quest has brought me to this timid little planet you call Earth. So, terrestrial heroes, can one of you quench my thirst for the divine conflict, the supreme struggle?! Or will your planet be doomed to the same fate that has befallen so many?"

>>72888396
".... what?"

>>72887831
Raising the real questions here (no Tau allowed)

>>72876790
Uhhhhhhhhh, did somebody say Based?

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>warhammer forty Kay?
>fantasy battles is better!

Who is Ray Mysterio? He was one of my favorites back in the day

>>72876790
I vote we call this Wrestlehammer 40k

Randius Savage is one of the lost primarch, leader of the Macho Marines. The real reason that he hasn't joined with the Emperor and has been wiped from records is because he won't quit the ring for something as puny as a crusade.

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>>72883618
Plot twist all the subterfuge was unintended and a side effect of his multiple personalities and the rest of his lads aren't in on the work and just go with it.

Wait wait wait...
Undertaker as Conrad Curze, batshit crazy and willing to rip you apart if he gets the opportunity.

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>>72887831

>Also What's Ghazkull's Entry theme?

I can only hear Lesnar's theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG6nYTdPvTg

>>72876790
>Warhammer 40Kayfabe

fund it

>>72889179
My God Emperor McMahon its ZOGGIN' BOOTIFULL!

>>72889025
He's Jaghatai Khan, or maybe Magnus

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Nurgle Khorne
Tzeentch Slanesh

>>72889414
But who's the fifth chaos god of WRASSLING!?!

>>72889465
The owner of UFC because he doesn't fit in the setting and has been retconned out

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Malal?

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>>72889465
>>72889532
>has been retconned out