Start up an advice column in the local paper

>>70017307
Destroy melbourne.

>>70017319
Whats your plan?

>>70017307
Find the nearest viable sentient species of useful goo spawn.
Wow them with Eldritch Knowledge, TM.
Make them build neat stuff for me.
Collect all the shinies to entice adventurers. Kill them and collect their shinies.
Repeat until boredom overcomes me.

>>70017307
Immediately swim nearby Washington D.C., and mentally dominate Donald J. Trump, forcing him to become a competent world leader.

>>70017325
How are Earth explorers gonna get to you?

>>70017373
Twitter.

>>70017412
How are you gonna get internet in your underwater lair?

Terrify the tourists

>>70017458
Same as Australia I imagine

>>70017499
>Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub

>>70017307
I'm cold and wet and I want to go home.

>>70017331
you'd be as dumb as you are currently, since you're the first aboleth, and thus don't benefit from millions of years of inherited memories and experiences you can use to take the best decisions.

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Have a panic attack because Thalassophobia.

Other than that... idk, chill out in the sea? I wouldn't have much use to being an Aboleth, I could help with underwater exploration tho

Fuck about with all those deep sea cameras, freak the scientists the hell out.

>>70017323
Start a cult to my worship amongst the "youth" gangs, cause some mayhem, expand cult for a bit, work it out from there.

>>70017548
How would you contact humanity without your mucus layer mutating people? That would make things awkward.

>>70017307
Offer respite across the coast, all who offer themselves to serve me will be immune to the 47 degree heat and allow them to live underwater until it gets a little cooler (they may need a few mutations first).
See what I can do from there, probably start a political party.
>The Aboleth party: At least I'm honest about being an evil sea monster.

>>70017307
Take over the world, as is my due.

>>70017593

I'd vote for you. Can't be any worse than those retards we keep electing.

>>70017588
Telephaty, in 5e at least they have 120 ft. of Telepathy.

>>70017307
I organize the sea creatures of the world to actively avoid all fishing nets and traps, starving the world of seafood.

>>70017600
For good or ill, at least you can be confident in that 18 int and 15 wis.
No chance of me biting a raw onion on TV for some absurd reason, you can be sure about that.

Also two words, Floating City. I'll give people the opportunity to live in a pseudo sci-fi city so that I can keep my servants/slaves/thralls with me wherever I travel and they won't need mutations to be able to breath/live underwater.
A vote for the Aboleth party is a vote for bringing the future to the present!

>>70017620
Why? How does this help you?

>>70017615
That far? Guess that solves that. You and your line working with humanity would be an interesting timeline. How would people even react?

>>70017307
>wat do
Well, fuck. I'm in the ocean. The ocean's a bad place to be, shit's getting more acidic by the day.

Well, first things first.
I'm enslaving the shit out of octopi to start building an underwater kingdom, with spires for fire working.
We can ideally produce deep-sea pipelines from place to place and charge tariffs on using them, in addition to shipping our own methane out.

>>70017676
Cuddlefish would be a better thrall race, but octopi are still viable.

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>>70017659
Good question. I guess the usual with the goverment trying to experiment with aboleth me. Excluding that, if I'm helpful and friendly (no touching for obvious reasons) since day 1 I guess there would be the usual distrust, eventually deveolping into trust.

Let's just pray people haven't read Watchmen recently...

>>70017659
>Why? How does this help you?
It's amusing.

>>70017697
cuddlefish are so small.
Octopi seem like they're in the range of small enough to make fine work, but large enough to haul things.

>>70017307
Swim to 47°9S 126°43W.

>>70017323
crashing this plane

>>70017735
Pilgrimage?

>>70017307
Honestly, I'd probably spend a long time being really bad at being a fish and really hating having to eat raw fish for every meal. Once I got the hang of things, I'd probably start fucking with people. Exactly how would depend on what edition's take on an aboleth I was, but it would probably consist of mostly just hiding myself while making illusions or communicating telepathically with whatever boats or beaches I found. I might try and start a cult or at least gain devotees of some kind just so I could enjoy the benefits of civilization. Really hoping for 2e or 5e version, because iirc in 3.5 they couldn't breathe air or even crawl around on land. 2e I think they could also pull the space marine trick and absorb memories by eating people on top of all the psionics and generic mucus stuff.

>>70017542
Fuck, how do aboleths reproduce
I goddamn FORGOT
I will sell so many exotic fish for a fucking 3.5 monstrous manual

>>70017754
You are a 5e, so you DO have the ability to gain memories from your prey if they are intelligent.

>>70017767
Asexual, lay an egg with a 5 year gestation period. 10 years to adulthood.

>>70017767
asexual. Every 5-10 years produce three offspring that take 10 years to mature, but are mentally adults and have ALL your memories.

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>>70017750
No. I made a deal with Cthulhu if he made me immortal I'd clean up all the human crap by his house.

>>70017307
feed on the boatniggers

>>70017788
>>70017785
Okay, so it's going to be rough, but as long as I can maintain a small kingdom of octopi, I can slowly build up children in an exponential fashion.
The biggest difficulty, really, will be getting some hobo to go buy a laptop or something so I can begin selling ocean goods semi-anonymously.

>>70017774
Gonna be honest, I'm try to be a pretty decent person, but if I turned into a big, psychic fish, I might have to eat a few people just to find out what's going on with that.

I know alignment is basically just a meme now, but it does get me thinking about how being born with powers specifically like those of an aboleth might lead to an "always evil" situation.

take a big nap

>>70017307
Thank gods that it isn't Pacific one, full of Jap whalers.

>>70017856
No, actually the convincing people of stuff part is probably the easiest. In 5e aboleths can learn a person's deepest desires whenever they telepathically communicate with them, so long as they can see them at the same time.

So really you can just crawl up to a beach at night and whisper to whoever is within 120 feet and come up with a good trade. Should be easy, particularly if they're a bum and you can always mind control 3/day if diplomacy breaks down.

>>70017458
There are literally dozens of internet cables underwater.

>>70017877
Doesn't mean you can access them properly.

>>70017873
I'd like to try to keep mind controlling down for humans, since I'm not going to be close enough to them to regularly enforce my will, you know?
Also morality and shit.
And honestly, I'd probably operate through an intermediary of several octopi stacked in a coat so the humans never actually see me and think it's just an octopus hivemind.

>>70017548
>>70017552
Imagine this eldritch creature approaches the submarine and starts communicating telepathically. The scientists would think they were going mad. Its a straight up lovecratian novella.

>>70017873
>Have people put the message out you exist and will formally reveal your existence on camera as to offer contact to (insert country here).

How would the media and gov react? How would the public react? Would the D&D teams get pulled in and how would THEY react? Or do the gov just conscript a local DM?

>>70017918
>"yo, you have any nonseafood? I am sick of this shit..."

>>70017918
Better yet, target the Nautilus crew so it ends up online. Reveal yourself to the world by causing some strange phenomenon among the local fish, and start talking to the crew telepathically so they all start sounding like they are going insane.
>What are those fish doing?
>I-I think they are talking to me.
>What are you talking about?
>No no, I can hear something talking to me too!
>Who's voice is that? Is something wrong with our headsets?

>live near naval bases with sonar and comms relays, usually have large ships there
I'd probably just get shot out of the water or hunted internationally.
Other than that, I would escape live a quiet life and slowly give birth to more aboleths, form an army then start some cults.

>>70017965
>The voice said "I come in pisces" and now I just hear childish giggling.

>>70017918
>>70017965
>>70017976
Should fuck with them abit.

>"Children of Adam, why have you entered my Realm?"

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>>70017307
I keep trying to kill myself until I look like the objectively better one.

>>70017965
>what are they talking about

"Heyyy guys can you set us up with some iiinternet down here"

>>70017307
The first is to find and read the book "How Not to Be Shitty Version of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones".

>>70018018
>Look we tried with Moses. He really didn't seem to absorb the knowledge we gave him. Apparently you guys forget things from 20 years back.
>We've been waiting for you guys to solve that spider problem. I'd've thought the last 5 extinctions would've done it.

>>70018020
>start slapping navy boats around while psychically screaming into their heads
>SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

>>70018059
Nth post best post

>>70017307
Have sex with a whale.
Go to that uncontacted Island and teach them to make combustion engines.
Abduct a cruise ship and convert it's members to my cult.
Murder several world leaders live on tv.

>>70018367
>Have sex with a whale
WHY?!
>Go to that uncontacted island and...
They don't have the set up to do that. Also how does that tiny population of primitives help you?
>Abduct a cruise ship...
That is gonna bring the worlds navies after you.
>Murder leaders...
How?

>>70018395
>WHY?!
Why not? Not even that guy, but can you really say that you wouldn't if you could?

>>70017965
"On the outside. Please do not scream. I don't want to cause any trouble. I just want some chips."

First things first, Id fuck everything I possibly could.
Second things first, swim to my country and fuck about at the shoreline.
Thirdly, visit one or two of my pals from previous human life and let em hop on my back and fucking turbojet on the water surface for funsies I guess, while also telling em my porn stash since I wont be able to use it ever again.

fap to clam my mind

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>"Hey bro, wanna make a deal? Why are you running?"

>>70017307
Find Nemo

>>70018034
>proceeds to shit post on /tg/ from twenty thousand leagues under the sea

>>70017965
>yer eggheads are brave enough to submerge in a tin can but not enough to handle a talking fish?

>>70017307
I swim around and scare the science community into having to hide my existence until I finally submerge in some big populated area like Cali or NY and call everyone faggots for thinking I wasn't real.

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>>70019012
Imagine on the news as the footage gets leaked of this creature and the scientists in the submarine talking to it. Imagine the fear on the day that humanity discovers this is the first non-human sentient creature we meet.

>>70017307
Choke on plastic I imagine

>>70018018
>"Why have you returned? Your exile is still in effect."

>>70018395
>abducting a cruise ship
With modern tech they'll find the ship in a week if you don't destroy it/mind-control the crew to destroy the relevant systems. Better to start with trans-Pacific shipping. Easier to build a floating/sunken city with container shipping, and they have delays due to weather and mechanical issues often. Less chance they'll speak English, but you have longer before help arrives for them.

>>70020628
>"You damn apes keep entering my Realm without even saying hello, the fuck is wrong with you?"

>>70021785
Build a wall and make the drylanders pay!

>Swim to the Indian ocean and hang out around Africa and various SE asian countries
>abduct various pirate crews and criminal types turning them into mucus spawn and leaving a few to be my eyes and ears on land after a considerable level of mind fucking and magic
>*tentacles* I'm the captain now
>Take over various criminal exports and then start fucking with scientist randomly just because
>Tell them to clean up my fucking ocean or I drag them into the water and turn their intestines into sausage casings
>Sink some commercial shipping vessels and shitty naval vessels to let them know I'm not fucking around while I build up my army of mucus spawn
>While all this is going on, have them build a cave with a custom built computer and keyboard/mouse so I can shitpost on the internet.

>>70017309
Dear Mr. Aboleth,

All of the other kids at my school like to play D&D 5e, but I can't stand it. I'd really like for them to try some other games, but I don't know how to convince them. I tried bringing it up to them, but they just laughed or wouldn't say anything. What should I do?

From,
Autistic, age 12

>>70017542
The average /tg/ user at worst would be as incompetent as Donald Trump. Anon would be fine.

>>70017307
Wait till the stars are right and bask in the glory which is Great Cthulhu awakening from h9is long slumber. Try to get a position as an intern after he takes over. You know work my way up in the ranks though apocalypse experience.

Maybe tentacle some schoolgirls?

>>70017307
>in MA
>nearest ocean is the atlantic
>i am now a mind-controlling aquatic immortal from the depths who can turn people into fish slaves
Well shit call me Dagon.

>>70022385
Don't be rude to /tg/ and include tourism posters like that.

>>70022103
Mind control them then give them some of your transformative mucus, and force them to play other systems.

>>70017307
So I'm a cosmic eldritch primordial fish, that gets bigger as I age, can make glyphs of madness, pseudo sea dwellers, a servitor race of !NotDeepOnes, and cultivate slimes to guard my home? Also, Psionic, right?

First things first, get all the sea hippies and make them into my cult members, fix the oil problem by fucking oil drilling at the sea, make a cult in mexico, and make mexico become batshit sacrifice happy murderers again- they're already there with the drugs, but now's the time for some purpose, and having the sacrifices aid depopulation- send cults as a whole to recover me brains of intelligent scientists/not so dead people to increase my knowledge of affairs on the surface, explore the Mariana trench and bend the horrors therein to my will- if just big bois- then settle for making a big home there.

After that, fuck with people by doing quick passby movements on underwater cameras and stuff like that- and encourage collosal squid to start attacking fishermen, because squids are really aggressive evil buggers, foods up top, not down below!

Then, using acquired mortal medical knowledge, I begin a long-term side project to increasing cognitive sapience of Octopi, because as it turns out, they're fully capable of becoming the speaking-tool using cute beaked sucker sea-dwellers they're supposed to be, but their reproductive process and lack of engagement to form social circles is lacking- evident by people science proving they can do a lot more than what people give credit for, even express gratitude to others for saving them from hazards like netting years after an encounter.

After that, pretend to be a magical catfish from Japaense legend, which actually explains a lot about magical catfish in asian D&D settings.

Raid the Titanic for sweet Decor to make my lair all the more comfy.
Visit the Loch ness and do a thorough search.
Attack NYC , because everything there is awful. Encourage sewer dwelling uprising
Discover the bloop.

That's one of my personal nightmares, even with the mind powers. I stay as close to beaches as possible and try and entice scientists to rig me some kind of mobile aquarium so I can get the fuck outta the sea.

>>70017548
Either the ocean is a lot more shallow than I imagined it to be, or Everest is a lot taller.

>>70024092
The ocean is deep, mind-blowingly deep. It's scary AF.

>>70017552
>>70017965
I ponder the realistic outcome of situations like this that would completely shatter the general populace's idea of reality all the time. If I had reality-warping powers, for instance, I would cause all existing Alvin and the Chipmunks media to restore the chipmunks' voice effects to their original, human pitch. Can you seriously imagine how the world would actually react to something like this? The news coverage? The research conducted to discover how and why this happened? Perhaps it would be aggressively covered up after the initial discovery? Would everyone just shrug and forget about it? Would society as we know it collapse from this? It fascinates me.

>>70017307
Can I use magic to give myself a human form or am I stuck as a wiggly boy for all time?

>>70024341
I think they can use magic? But if so you wouldn't have the memories on HOW to use magic. You would need lots of time to figure it our, but you are now immortal biologically.

Start mass-enthralling Merkel's doctors and engineers on their boatrides to europe.

>>70024402
I'll deal then. Until that point I'll just be spooky at people or scare the shit out of divers and then do something silly and be like "no one will ever believe you" as I swim off into the darkness

>>70017309
>tfw no one remembers abby

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>>70017742

To start retrieve one of the numerous sunken nuclear subs. Ensure I only appear on Nokia phone camera footage held by somone with Parkinsons at a distance of 600m and out of frame to discredit my own existence.

>>70027391
Also sever all undersea communications or be prepared to when the time comes.

>>70023404
Oh, Mr. Aboleth, that's your answer for everything.

>>70027391
>numerous sunken nuclear subs.
There can't be that many.
>Nine nuclear submarines have sunk, either by accident or scuttling. The Soviet Navy has lost five (one of which sank twice), the Russian Navy two, and the United States Navy (USN) two

JFC, we've been fucking up hard.

>>70017887
Well, the collection of small people in a trenchcoat plan always gets my vote.

>>70017309
>>70022103
>>70024865
Dear Abbyleth

Find humans, tell them I'm a herald of God, start a cult. Being a telepathic sea monster is rife for opportunities to start a cult.

>>70022103
Dear Autistic,

Convincing land dwellers to do the smart thing on their own volition is a futile exercise. I recommend giving up all hope and submitting to my authority - under my guidance, D&D 5e will not be tolerated.

Stay in school and don't do drugs,
Abe

The real shame of all this is there's not really a roleplaying availability for playing an aboleth.
It's GMs only, ever.

>>70029274
Well, yes. It's a fucking monster.

>>70027679
At least it's not as bad as having the Indians leave the hatch open and almost sinking their most advanced sub to date

>>70029292
So?
Do you know HOW MANY fucking monster simulator games I'd play or buy or whatever the fuck?
I'd play illithid simulator, beholder simulator, aboleth simulator, hell, I might even fucking play slime simulator.

>>70029338
I've been waiting for lich simulator for all my life.

>>70029426
See, you know what I'm talking about.
I've also really wanted a metroid simulator, if you will excuse my dip into vidya, ever since that game boy classic one with the complicated metroid life cycles.

>>70029455
You'd think there'd at least be an Alien game that would basically fulfill that niche by now.

>>70029611
Carrion may be up your alley. Seems pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-L0_TJ4i-o

>>70024092
Both. The ocean is really fucking deep but Everest is so fucking tall that humans can't breathe on top of it because of how thin the atmosphere is there.

>>70029611
>>70029713
Don't get me wrong, carrion is 100% on the list.
But that's more for my desire to be a thething than my desire for bizzare alien lifecycles.

>>70017307
Well, I'm in the Gulf now
Might as well swim around the coast while telepathically blaring Ocean Man into everyone's heads
Also, swim by a BP oil every night chanting "Dont fuck up" for several hoirs

>>70029846
ah fuck, I forgot I'm in the closest ocean.
I'm in the fucking northern pacific. In WINTER.

>>70029805
I get what you mean. Spore could have been this, but it was trash instead.

>>70029887
I fucking want that pre-googly eye release damnit.
THEY HAD PROCEDURAL DRAGGING IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

>>70029864
>I'm in the fucking northern pacific
There only one thing to do then
Swim up puget sound and go terrorize Seatle

>>70029926
It's so fucking cold, but I -do- have friends in seattle I could terrorize.
Friends who have privately confided in me that they have an extreme fear of the ocean.

>>70029952
>"Mark, this is the Will of the Ocean"
>"Be even more afraid"

>>70017307
I subjugate northern germany before either moving on to the french, british or norwegian coast.

>>70017309
Dear Abbyleth,
I have recently gotten onto /tg/, but the only threads that get lots of replies or attention are the ones with people griping about how something nobody should care about is ruining their games. Is there a way to get rid of them?

Sincerely,
Annoyed Elegan/tg/entleman

>>70017887
So, you would role play Octodad.

>>70019012
You could screw with everybody by complaining about the quality of the rivers. Or just start griping about the state of the Giants no longer returning your calls.

>>70030181
Sorta!

>>70018018

>THERE IS NO SEA DARK ENOUGH TO HIDE THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD

Convince humanity I sundered pangea and I will sink them all if they don't smarten the fuck up, as in have done the dinosaurs.

>>70018018
>>70030360

Kek

>The Ninth Seal is broken, Armageddon looms upon Babylon and the spawn of Lilith

>>70029926
he can't do that, too much risk of getting shanked by homeless peoples' drug needles

>>70018018
>my children, so you have finally broke the yoke set upon you by the false god
>I am overjoyed! Shall I prepare you to return to my loving guardianship now?
This should make for some fun when the papacy and Middle East see the recording

>>70030223
At that size, you would really have to rely on telepathy to make people realize you aren’t just another weird fish from the water.

>>70030410
The “preparation” has to be something absolutely stupid just to throw in more confusion. Like make them sing “Witch Doctor” or pledge their love of Space Sharks while doing the Carlton.

>>70030524
Nah got to make it seem ancient enough, while also upsetting to particularly zealous people. Gotta make it so cousin fuckin Jeb and sheep shagging Ahmed will both cry about Fish god being the devil while you get a fuck ton of neo pagans eating out of your... tentacle

I

AM

LEVIATHAN

>>70030679
Eh, being a cult leader is boring. You always either end up with a hollow facade mimicking every other cult that was set up or have some idiot running off and setting up their own cult off your ideas without your input. Too much trouble, and responsibility to keeping up any constant message would lessen my ability to have fun in the Ocean.

>>70031295
Didn't say cult, just make a religion

>>70031356
Same thing. I mainly just don’t want to have those ranting assholes actively search me out to tell me how only people they themselves approve of will go into paradise. I run into God-complexes enough as a human, I’d prefer it to be less when I’m a fish.

>>70031444
https://youtu.be/OMTizJemHO8

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>>70017307

>>70030388
>The aboleth that overslept the apocalypse.
Imagine having to explain to an ancient terror from the deep that "no, those civilisations you are talking about don't exist anymore, and the ones that do have become something different."

>>70017307
suspect you're trying to start a quest thread outside of /qst/

>>70017307
Abos are cunts. I turn on my own kind.

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>>70017307
>Tfw you realize you ain't gonna last long before the microplastic and mercury dispersed in the local waters makes you sick.
Other than that, we have a pretty big local whale population, so i think i would hang among them and chill mostly.

>>70033513
Actually just thought it would be fun to talk about.

>>70017536
>my tendrils hurt
>why cant people understand i can hear their thoughts
>tfw no non-mindslave gf

>>70029426

Mummy= The Curse might be a good start to that Lich simulator

>>70018395
>They don't have the set up to do that. Also how does that tiny population of primitives help you?
he is immortal, got to do something to pass the time.

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>>70033380
>"Fuck. FUCK!! I had this whole bit planned out but it only sounds poetic in Akkadian!!"

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>>70034038
>Mummy= The Curse
is 2e still weird as propaganda against the very idea of Power?
not just that power corrupts like mage, cause that makes sense to a degree.
but that the very idea of attaining Power would be somehow undesirable even if its put to good use.

and talking about ChroD and sea monsters there was this fan game about it.
not updated to 2e tough.
was pretty neat tough a bit rough.

>>70034549
Leviathan: The Tempest.
Always better in theory, sadly. Would have loved to run or play that.

>>70019816
>this is the first non-human sentient creature we meet.
>and it's autistic

>>70017309
Dear Mr Aboleth,

My mother remarried to an aggressive pedo. I have confronted her many times about this lunatic. But she lives in her own reality. She told me that if I did not accept him in my life, she doesn't want to see me anymore. My question to you is, how would you handle this situation?

Kind regards,

A humble mortal.

>>70035181
Drag them both so I change their minds (and get two free servants)
Or come down here to live. We have funny fishes and mutations.

The aboleth is a good influence.

>>70033570
Why not brainwash and mutate them into saving the oceans?

>>70035336
How is having slimy skin and being under the mental control of an autistic aboleth going to increase their chances against human whalers? We've got harpoons and radar, they still haven't got opposable thumbs.

>>70017307
Eet fishe an boat

>>70017788
>>70017785
Dosent that mean that the aboleth population is constantly expanding exponantially? Why are they so rare in DnD then?

>>70017307
Find an aquatic dragon and suck his dick.

>>70023448
Seems like a bretty good plan abolanon. Also, in my opinion the only reason octopi havent become "human but underwater" is because they dont live long enough to use that knowledge. They live like 5-7 years max thats nothing compared to our 60-80 normal lifespan.

>>70017307
>use african migrants to turn into sludge people and undermine italy
This is the revenge for betraying us

>>70027507
Sometimes you have to force your will upon lesser minded individuals for the greater good, especially if they're sticking to D&D 5e. They will learn to love the other systems, and ultimately, my superior decision making.

>>70030132
The only way to remove such small minded individuals is feeding them to the sea. Find out the locations and identities of these creatures, and come to the sea during the next new moon.

>>70039260
And what are these other systems? They are seldom ever named, curiously.

>>70039318
If you enjoy D&D 5e, might I suggest Shadow of the Demon Lord? It is very similar to the system in question with an added mixture of WFRP and a little bit of streamlining, requiring only d3s, d6s, and d20s, and eliminating fiddly difficulty numbers altogether. Aside from this, casters are less powerful and versatile due to having to specialize in one or a few magical traditions out of 42, the 5e fighter's battle master's maneuvers are available to all combatants at the cost of attack accuracy and have unlimited uses, and character customization and options are much more vast than the core class + subclass system that 5e uses; however, Shadow is a lot more lethal than 5e and the standard setting almost as dark as the future that awaits your lesser mortal civilization.

>>70036962
The gods hunt them.

>>70039505
Getting people to play anything else is like pulling teeth but I'll definitely take a look at it, Mr. Aboleth.

i'm going to eat malta

What's the best aboleth design?

>>70040984
Why? Malta is based.

>>70042166
because i want to eat malta

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>>70042195
>implying you can
The might of the Ottoman Empire couldn't take Malta
The power of the Axis Powers couldn't crush Malta
And even as you attack, Malta will not bow and be eaten. They are the Healer of the Mediterranean, the Crusader of the Sea
MALTA STANDS!

>>70042327
Maybe he means a malteser

>>70042327
i will eat malta and it will be crunchy
>>70042347
no i am going to eat the island whole

>>70042458
You aint that big nigga. Aboleths aint gigga niggas

>>70042479
i do not care, i will eat malta

>>70042458
>he swallows the whole island
>it survives out of spite and launches a counter attack from his stomach
>giant aboleth goes belly up and does in the middle of the sea as an army of angry Knights Hospitaller rip and tear their way from his innards

>>70042691
you are wrong, for i will eat it then drink sea water to help because it tastes good. soldiers cannot stop me. i will eat malta like a toast with salt water.

>>70042741
>for i will eat it then drink sea water to help because it tastes good. soldiers cannot stop me. i will eat malta like a toast with salt water.
Jokes on you, the Knight Hospitaller are not only excellent medics and siege warriors, but also professional Coursairs.
They will sail the waters of your stomach, cutting up your gut lining and singing shanties in mixed Maltese and Latin!

>>70042787
i do not care about coursairs, what matters is eating malta and drinking salt water

>>70042835
>t. dead aboleth
Thanks for disproving the idea that aboleth are intelligent

>>70042847
i will gladly die if it means eating malta with salt water first

I played an aboleth in a freeform game once. It was a lot of fun.

>>70017965
I’d target the nautilus crew cuz as a human I used to fuck one of them

>>70017791
Anoleths are already immortal