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>And now for the WEATHER, and let me tell ya it's gonna be a cracker over the next few days
>The Damnatum Lutum branch of the Adeptus Caelo has issued an amber-red weather warnin' for across northern Nena (Groxvalley and Liverius included) in anticipation of the imminent arrival of Winter Storm Caliche
>Storm Caliche is expected to dump up to two feet of snow across the region (more than double that in the highlands) and bring winds in excess of a hundred n' ten kilometres per hour with gusts exceedin' a hundred n' eighty
>Those winds and snowfall are expected to ramp up in the next few hours as the storm approaches, so everybody better batten down those hatches
>I'm lookin' at some images and charts right now, and let me tell ya the the sting jet on this storm is abso-fuckin-lutely magnificent
>Make sure ya have a look at it on our voxnet site, idtp://musi/damnatumlutum/grn-radio.grox/meteo
>The expected snowfalls and high winds are highly likely to close the Starrick Pass Road, so if ya have anythang ya need ta use it for, do it now
>Daily highs today are expected to be in the region of minus five to minus seven degrees C, with possible lows of minus fourteen overnight
>That wind is gonna be bitterly cold though, with an additional wind chill factor of about negative fifteen degrees
>Make sure yer all bundled up under a million layers of coats or wearin' thermal pants when ya go outside for the next few days
>Some Valhallans would be a great addition to the Guard ranks around here right now with the cold and all, and the Tallarn probably just wanna go home by this point
>Anyway, you're listenin' to J of Groxbridge Radio Network, and this is GRN
>Our scheduled mornin' power cut is about to start, so we'll be off the air for the next two hours
>Sadly, that means no music, so ya won't be able to enjoy our Ancient Terr--
>.....
>.....
>.....

Sorry for the slight delay, I was busy

META STUFF!

Welcome back to the world of Damnatum Lutum!

Damnatum Lutum is a 40K greentext series that aims to have fun (Rule of Fun/Cool > canon) and build the world, one shitpost at a time. Previous threads can be found on suptg (they're not essential reading but help a lot with understanding what's going on) at http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=damnatum+lutum

If you want to jump in, don't hesitate. There's some roles I think we need below, but they're not exhaustive and if you have a faction you think would be good to represent or join an existing one, go for it.

>Tau (Priority) - The main enemy at current. Though their invasion of the region fell short and they have been pushed out of several towns, they are still putting up stubborn resistance in several places in the Liverius Basin region including its capital, Liveria.

>Orks - Like the Tau, their invasion under Freeboota Orko uv Dakkamark was defeated, but packs of feral Orks still roam the region with the potential to reform into a threat.

>Chaos - Chaos Undivided cultists were the enemy that started it all, and they have since been purged from the city. But they still lurk away from prying eyes, in the tunnels and caves.

>Iron Warriors - The IW came along with the cultists, and went to ground when the uprising was defeated. Since then they have been seldom seen, presumably working on nefarious schemes.

>Imperial Navy - The IN played a crucial role in thwarting the Tau invasion, but has since faded into the background.

>More general Imperial factions - We have Cadians, Armageddon tankers and a couple of obscure IG regiments, Imperial Fists and Sisters (Hospitaller/Martyred Lady). What other IG regiments, Astartes chapters, Sisterhood members and more will wash up here?

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Since last thread, I've been very hard at work on creating supplementary materials. I've compiled an information dossier on the city and region and finished the Groxbridge city map. It was 150-200h of work over three weeks and gave me a repetitive strain injury on my right hand, but I am of /tg/, and /tg/ gets shit done, no matter what. As for the dossier, I'm so sorry to spring such a massive .docx on you but any and all attempts to convert it to a PDF utterly FUBARed the formatting and even in its uploaded state it's still a bit dodgy and some of the images are broken or moved (if you download and open it, it'll be fine). The dossier contains links to the city map, a metro map (inspired by the London Underground of course, I even went and found the typeface for it) and information on the planetary system.

Oh, and the usual regional map update too. Now with integrated key!

Quick links for reference

Dossier: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1yH_sF3mkCHwTcRQljw2wgyACFvR0u9gF

Map: https://i.imgur.com/P65Qw0J.png

Live-updating version of the map: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEcyZ0wgl4b0Gmp4euLdcn6cWRCU6N6w (since I have to delete and reupload the Imgur version whevever I make a change and it's a PITA to do constantly)

For the map key, see http://web.archive.org/web/20190707065931/https://www.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/docs/legends/50k-raster-legend.pdf and http://web.archive.org/web/20170717180121/https://www.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/docs/legends/abbreviations-used-on-os-25k-and50k-scale-mapping.pdf (archived because the webpages vanished just a couple of weeks ago)

Do let me know where you think your characters are based in the city so I can mark them on.

Metro map: https://i.imgur.com/VWwEIWp.png

System chart: https://i.imgur.com/rUEIIM5.png (not to scale)

System stats: https://pastebin.com/uK3aen6h

>>68704758
That's a stunning work Anon! Bravo!

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>>68704690
>Be Inquisitor Leonpines Edric
>Had a lot of work recently
>Send my kill team in Liamhelm along with the militarum
>But still un Groxbridge due to this new governor
>I swear to the Emperor this guy is à T'au sympathiser!
>As for the eversor no news probably still rampaging or dead
>As for me I tried to destroy all of the necron tech that I found in civil hands
>And suppress those hands
>Still those T'au are acting weirdly for their race
>No bombardment just a revolting proganda
>Almost a shlaaneshy propaganda says my colleague of the Ordo Malleus
>What will we find behind the great boundary fault ?

>>68704758

Those are some awesome maps, anon, thanks a lot.

>>68704758

Admech quarter is centred on the old auto and steel works, which has had some of it's larger warehouses upgraded and refitted into bunker-storage for the Armageddon tank regiments and what remains of the Mechanicus heavy armour. There's also a small techpriest contingent working on the chemical plant, but that's outside the "firebreak" perimeter around the main facilities.

Sigma is at the Alling Airport at the moment, will bring him out once I've had dinner and checked where we were at last thread.


The maps are superb, anon, hopefully we get enough of the regulars back to get going soon. Really did not think we warranted that much effort but regardless of anything I'm saving all of them for whatever future campaigns I want to play, the detail is excellent.

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>Be Sister Bios
>We've been sitting on our asses in Gregoriana for nearly a month now
>Freezing our asses off, more like
>Power Armor is insulated, but when the wind and snow are going the cold really bites
>It's m-my turn on sentry duty again
>I'm up on the base wall, and by the e-e-Emperor is it horrible up here
>The wind is b-b-bitterly cold, the snow is blowing in my face and I keep almost slip-p-pping off on the i-i-ice
>Why c-c-can't we use Imperial g-g-g-Guard, hell, even p-p-p-p-PDF troopers to do this?
>It's incredibly unbef-f-fitting of the e-Ecclesiarchy's finest to do such g-g-g-grunt work when others can do it i-i-instead
>Why c-can't the t-t-t-t-Tau attack already?
>It would break the m-m-monot-tony and the heat of a flamer would be v-very welcome
>The Astart-t-tes are p-p-planning s-something, but they're not our j-jurisdiction so we only hear what t-t-they t-tell us
>So far, that has been n-n-n-n-n-nearly n-n-nought
>Fuck, I just want to burn SOMEt-t-t-THING
>c-c-Can't even s-s-see the c-comet to l-l-l-look at
>Check my watch
>i-i-It's the e-end of m-m-my shift-t!
>g-g-Go inside to w-w-warm up
>Now with a nice hot mug of recaff, things don't seem so bad
>I'll see if I can't find that Astartes guy and find out what's going on and when we'll move out
>I think I'll go nuts if I wait much longer

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>Be me, Armageddon Tank Commander Hans Heinrich Hochberg
>Well, the news from doctor mechanicus came in
>Turns out my lady had an archaic device strapped to her engine called an "Improbability drive"
>It was made to, "Enhance a vehicles performance by amping up its machine spirit and allowing it to assist its guns, logic engines and treads"
>That's Techy's simplified explanation of it
>The techboys otherwise checking out my lady says that it's partially damaged and not entirely safe to use, however, removing it might irreperably damage the engine
>They say that all the technical data they have on it indicate that it was originally in use by a Fellblade, once that Fellblade got destroyed some borderline Heretek decided to retrofit it to my lady
>Techboys originally suggested I be given another vehicle, but when my lady revved up her engines on her own they decided I should keep her
>Got two squads of mechanized skitarii with me now to help defend my lady because of her improbability drive
>Because of this fact, and her insane combat potential, I've decided to rename her "Die Großfürstin"
>She's definitely gonna get me killed at some point
>Oh well, all in all, I think shit could be more fucked
>Like it was for the defenders of Gregoriana for a while, and likely still is for our boys in greater St. Jan
>Because of our combat track record, me and my squad are going to be part of the forward elements sent to Gregoriana
>It got cut off from our communications a while ago, but it doesn't seem to have fallen
>The General thought it'd be a good idea to reinforce it so we can push for St. Jan later
>Along with about a battalion of Legionaries, a battalion of Praetorians, a bunch of Risians and a cohort of Mechboys sent to get Gregorianas communications back online, we'll be first to Gregoriana before Caliche hits us
>Spent some time on board a devourer with a couple Risians and fellow Steel Legionaries, my squadron got air lifted into the area along with them
Cont…

>>68707732
>The entire ride, Oswald and this one Risian exchange awkward looks
>We land maybe a couple hundred meters away from the city
>Once we finally get off the transport crafts and get in our assorted vehicles, I get pretty impressed
>This city has a gargantuan graveyard to the north-west of it consisting of nothing but blown apart tau vehicles and tau corpses
>Large swathes of it are also blown to bits
>There are Basilisk cannons poking out of most of the buildings on the northern side, and I can see trenches dug all along her northern outskirts
>This wasn't the work of JUST the PDF it seems, but also a bunch of Kriegers
>Figures
>Their graves line the southern outskirts of the city, odd, I didn't think Kriegers buried their dead
>I think I realise why Gregoriana was cut off from imperial communications for a while, it looks like their main communications tower has been toppled over, presumably by several missile barrages
>I hope the governor is still alive, Major Ritter and Major Urquhart would probably like to speak with him
>Slowly but surely make my way to the city with my squadron and our assorted Mechanicus allies
>Josef's singing some ancient Terran tune originally sung by our colonial ancestors over the vox
>From the lyrics, it sort of honours the defenders of Gregoriana
>Decide to join him in singing
>"Die Grenzwacht hielt im Osten..."
>Rest of the squad joins in and we sing all the way to Gregoriana
>Y'know, I think winter may just be my favourite season

>>68704758
>Stannimposter actually got a fucking repetitive strain injury to give us all of these baller maps and a dossier
ABSOLUTELY.
FUCKING.
LEGENDARY.

Once again, stannimposter is the greatest G in the thread, god bless you absolute madlad.

Only just saw the thread before bedtime, bump.

>>68704758
Bloody great work Anon!
I think I missed the last thread, tau did chemical weapons stuff?

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>Be Tolria, self-proclaimed Exarch of Alaitoc
>These Craftworlders are really getting on my nerves
>Most of them have never seen snow, and keep trying to sneak off to play in it like children
>We've had several cases of hypothermia already, and a lot of "yes ma'am"s afterwards
>Though I admit, I could go for a climate-controlled Craftworld right about now
>Because where I am currently, on a rooftop in Stemton, is rather exposed and cold
>The effect shooting the Ethereal in Liamhelm had was highly desireable, so I've taken myself and a small team to hunt for the local Ethereal here too
>Oh, and Kerala is here too as always
>Just you try and tell that woman no when she insists on coming
>Anyway, we haven't had much luck, the best we've managed to nail so far is a Shas'el
>Shiver as a gust of wind bites through my cloak
>Numb fingers and shivering arms are really bad for sniping with
>A lone Fire Warrior wanders round the street corner looking miserable
>Can't blame him, this is far away from the warm desert sands he's probably used to
>Ah well, the small fry are better than nothing
>CLACK
>And another one bites the snow
>A group of Fire Warriors comes round the same corner, see their dead friend and then see me gurning like an idiot
>Well, I sure feel like one right now
>Is it time to go?
>Bulse Rifle shot buzzes past my head
>Definitely time to go.

>>68709212
It was in the epilogue since the thread hit the bump limit while we were still in the middle of the fight over Liamhelm so I ran with some of the suggestions made in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/68113304/#p68271573 as to what happened afterwards

>>68707671
>be me
>Guardsman Lew of the 531st Cadian Regiment
>somehow got “adopted” into the sisters of battle chapter here
>by that I mean I now carry all their heavy stuff and get to purge heretics with them
>but all the promethium I could want
>Bios looks cold and board
>ask her if she wants to go patrolling for heretics with our flamers
>thatshouldwarmusup.vox

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>Be Trooper Monica Jernwick, 78th Risian Light Infantry
>Be very cold
>This planet sucks regardless of season
>It seems like there is only a few days of good weather here in between the frigid winter, scorching summer, and soggy spring
>It doesn't help that what is left of my company is posted part way up Starrick Pass in order to prevent the Tau from trying to reclaim Liamhelm
>And by "prevent the Tau" I actually mean our deaths will alert other Imperial forces of the Tau's intentions, at which point they will do the preventing, assuming anyone even notices that we are dead
>The good news is that according to the locals, the soft but deep snow drifts/dunes and blinding blizzards that periodically form in Starrick Pass during the winter will soon block access to even their hover tanks and jetpack mechs
>At which point we will probably rejoin the rest of the regiment just in time for the attack on Stemton
>oh joy

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>Be Rogue Trader Stannim Lherzon
>With the arrival of Storm Caliche just a few hours away, I'm heading to oversee preparations on the IJB
>It's a hulking great thing, but that doesn't mean it won't take damage
>Especially considering all the holes cut into its structure as part of its conversion
>The ferry to it is luxurious, but a real slowpoke and takes half an hour to go one way
>By now, the wind is starting to pick up and black clouds loom low on the horizon to the west
>The IJB is in a state of chaos with people running around everywhere
>Order the hatches sealed, shutters pulled, doors locked, backups switched on and people moved to the upper decks
>Glad none of the Imperial military types have had the idea of converting it into a fortress
>Then again, they have no authority over me
>I might stay here to ride out the storm, actually
>It's a rather nice place I've built here
>Far away from all that craziness going on on the mainland
>Bundle up and stand on deck to watch the storm approach
>What use even are storms?
>You can't eat them, use them as cannon fodder or sell stuff to them
>Ah well. Nature works in strange ways.
>You're a menace, you know that?
>Just don't wreck too many of my things

>>68711931
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Most of my regiment regard me as a hero
>The new commissar gave each and every one of the medics under my command a medal
>Sadly they are made from ration tins, but the thought counts
>>68709766
>Lew got “adopted” by the sisters apparently
>Sometimes see him in his cold weather gear with the sisters
>On the plus side, we have more medics here
>Downside?
>Stationed in some shitty place called Starrick Pass
>We have to hold the Tau out of the area
>Also had to treat eldar
>imnotaxenobiologist.vox
>Some of the guardsman are bitching about the cold
>I’m not
>Toss Trooper Monica some of the home-brewed gin/painkiller/disinfectant and make sure everyone is following the anti-frostbite protocols I set.
>Also ask if she sees anything

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>>68711988
>be me
>master of change
>the god who never fails
>tzeentch
>realize i have yet to meet my evil scheme quota for the week
>need at least one more thing to fill it
>bigthink.chaos
>realize that I have yet to mess with slaanesh this week
>order my cult in some backwater planet going through a harsh winter to send this message to the purple rape monster
Hey slaanesh, you look board. Here, have some of the hottest shit I have ever seen.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>perfect
>justasplanned.heresy
>the warp shakes with anger
>biglaugh.bird
>realize my cult forgot to turn on their warp vpn system
>mfw

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>>68712111
>Be Trooper Monica Jernwick, 78th Risian Light Infantry
>The perpetually optimistic Cadian medic comes over to hand out multi-purpose alcohol
>He asks if I have seen anything
>Not really no
>Though I more focused on contemplating my imminent demise via hypothermia, avalanche, tau ambush, and/or one of the various mythological monsters said to haunt these mountains
>The sergeant comes over to remind us that some sort of storm known as the "Storm Caliche" is coming in a few hours. Apparently it is like a hurricane and a blizzard mixed together
>Lovely
>Half-jokingly ask the Cadian medic whether he knows a good place to wait out a winter hurricane, our crappy tent base looks like it is on the verge of flying away in even normal weather
>Hopefully we don't need to take shelter in the caves, I have heard bad things about those caves

>Be Sister Bios
>A while back, we were assigned this little Cadian twerp
>Supposedly as a liason to improve communication with the Guard
>He's mostly deadweight, since we need to carefully edit his schedule so he and Peasu don't meet
>It's just his luck then that she's on leave currently
>Still, if he wants to go out and burn some Tau, I'm all for it
>I wonder if it would be heresy to see what BBQ Tau tastes like
>A few of us go off into the front lines
>We're not going to fight them directly, but lay an ambush along a known Tau patrol route
>The fresh falling snow will obscure our tracks nicely
>Can't wait to burn some blueberries
>It'll be therapeutic, I'm sure
>The heat of the flamers will keep us warm as well to boot
>Settle down behind rocks and trees
>Eventually, the telltale whine of at least one approaching Devilfish rises from along the trail
>This will be fun

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>>68712641
>be me
>Guardsman Lew of the 531st Cadian Regiment
>on our way to the ambush
>pass out some grenades I learned to make at the last hive world I was at
>ingenious method of mixing promethium and alcohol
>tossingamolotov.vox
>Bios gives the order to attack
>singing as I burn the filthy xenos
Do you believe in magic...
>dodge some plasma fire
...in a sister’s heart?
>toss a bottle in the Tau tank
How the purging can free her, whenever it starts.
>some blue bastard knocks my flamer out of my hands
>shame he didn’t see my chainaxe
>one bifurcated tau later
And it’s magic, if the purging is holy.
>grab my flamer
>toss another bottle
>eventually we kill them all
Well that was fun
>look to Bios
Perimeter secure sister?

>>68712432
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Take a swig of my bottle
>Tell her caves, granting that avalanches don’t happen
>And we have food, water, fire, etc.
>Hear the unmistakable noise of flamer fire
>Look to my friend and load my shotgun
>Toss her a few energy cells for her gun
>Tell her they might be getting close
>Put my surgical mask on
You ready?

>Be Imperial Fists Brother-Sergeant Sammos, Fifth Company, Second Squad
>Me and my squad are currently deployed to Firebase Imperator's Reach atop Hill 924
>The base is relatively isolated in the Great Boundary Fault
>It sits just to the Southeast of Mt. Overwatch and the Thule Tunnels
>Originally a logging site, Hill 924 provides a great place to overlook Grimhedge as well as secure the northern end of the Thule Tunnels
>The firebase was established not only to observe enemy movement, but to halt it
>After joining the fight in Liamhelm we were sent here to assist the men and women garrisoning the hill
>Our primary purpose was to expedite the fortifications and to provide tactical advice
>Now we run base security, as well as taking patrols out to the foothills of the Fault to the Northeast
>The base is also occupied by five Basilisk batteries, a squadron of Hydra, and a company of guard that patrols the area surrounding the hil
>Not to mention the electronic observation, listening post, and early warning systems operated with the aid of the Ad Mech
>The only real trouble it seems is the flow of supplies through the rough terrain
>Incoming weather might increase that difficulty, but we should have more than enough supplies if the forecasts are to be believed
>The windchill has encouraged the troops to dig in deep to avoid its cold sting
>Weather on this planet never ceases to find new ways of tormenting those inhabiting it
>Things will be back to a familiarly thick mud when all this snow melts
>Hopefully we are out of this terrain by then
>If not, we run the risk of landslides of presumably large proportions

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>Be Shas'O Fi'rios Lad'Ai
>More commonly known among our Gue'vesa allies as Commander Fire Lady
>A brutal mistranslation of my name, but one that seems popular, at least according to the Water Caste
>The same Water Caste that wasted our valuable air support to drop pamphlets containing degrading images in enemy territory
>Sometimes I suspect that they are even more insane than the Be'gel
>Though perhaps I am being unfair
>This new method of war, called the Fu'llasso by some, is unfamiliar to us all
>Gone are the pinpoint strikes of the Mont'ka, the traps of Kauyon, or even the grotesque overkill of Ar'Ka
>Misdirection, unpredictability, and leveraging non-Tau assets is the new dawn of metastrategy, at least here on the edge of Imperial space
>Too bad the flaws in this new strategy are still being worked out
>The planet wide rebellion that the Water Caste promised has yet to materialize, and our alliance with the degenerate Eldar raiders has also yet to yield results
>We are now trapped in a pointless war of attrition that serves little purpose other than to distract the Imperials from our initiatives elsewhere
>However, not all is lost
>Several cadres of vicious Hodask mercenaries have arrived on the planet, the ursine brutes are said to specialize in winter warfare
>Our intelligence networks indicate that our foul Eldar "allies" have begun ambushing enemy formations on both sides of the mountains
>And our Hunter Cadres and Gue'vesa auxiliaries have driven back several raids against the frontline community of Stemton, and have successfully sprung countless ambushes,
>>68713062
>though unfortunately the Imperials do win the odd victory...

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>>68713125
>>68713431
>Be Trooper Monica Jernwick, 78th Risian Light Infantry
>Spot a Sister of Battle up ahead fighting some indistinct blurs
>What is she doing here? Most of her kind is fighting at Stemton, over 25 kilometers away
>Suddenly unimaginable pain flares in my left thigh
>Look down, there is a tear along the side of my pants, bloody, but actually quite small
>Barely see a hunched figure zip by on some sort of flying surfboard
>Terror engulfs me as I recognize it from the old stories of this world...
>The Dwellers Below
>The Pain Spirits
>The Dread Drukhari
>It is said that being captured by one is a million times worse than any other fate, even capture at the hands of the foul servants of Chaos
>Realize that the thing cut me exactly where it wanted to
>The wound is probably poisoned too
>In a blind panic I try to stumble towards a nearby cave entrance, but by this point muscles all along the left side of my body are spasming at random
>End up falling sideways into a dry creek bed filled with rocks
>Hopefully I hit my head hard enough to knock myself out
thunk

>>68714132
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Barely manage to see it
>fuckmeitsthedarkeldar.vox
>Monica stumbles over into a creek bed
>And the deldar is making its way here in a hurry
>Aim my shotgun for center mast
>bullseye.slugrounds
>Flip the switch on the alarm
>Drag Monica away from the cave and back to camp
>Everyone is scrambling at the forward operating base
>There was more than one of those deldar fags apparently
>Stubbers seem to be holding them off for the most part
>Get Monica back to the triage
>Toss her on a gurney and administer a detox kit
>Scout reports say that they came from the tunnels in the cave system
>The commissar orders a mobilization of all troops and to get into positions
>For all we know, they might be working with the Tau
>Get more poisoned troops brought in
>Emperor protect us, they might be slavers
>Make a note of the sign we have on the triage
>It’s the motto of our medical company
“You can die when we give you permission to.”
>Monica flickers in and out of consciousness
>Reassure her that she will be fine
>This isn’t even the worst deldar inflicted wound I have seen
>Ask that those sisters and Lew are brought here for support over the vox

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>>68714132
>>68713431
>Be Ex-Imperial pilot Antonius now retinue of the inquisitor Lupanarium
>Me and the retinue are now in Liamhelm
>Finished my scion training
>Emperor It was hard
>The inquisitor is currently studying a Tau presenting "sign of warp anomaly"
>There's a big sign with planet and a moon linked together tatooed in pink on the torso if the Xenos
>Lupanarium charge us to find proof of more Tau having those same "caracteristics"
>Beyond the great boundary fault
>Meaning we have to cross it
>And probably on foot
>With a temperature of -10°
Well yes sir I understand sir We'll do it sir
>Of course when we are in starrick pass no transports in sight
>Let's go for five clicks in some snowy mountains
>In the middle of the pass we arrive at a camp full of guardsmen and sisters of battle in panic right before Dext is shot with a needle I the neck
>The camp start screaming about Dark Eldar
>The only thing missing in the picture was hiding in the picture
>Unholster my radium pistol and revolver and start shooting at the spiky eldars

Bump before I sleep

Bump until I have time to type stuff up

Pre-eldar fightan bump

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>>68714132
>>68714419
>Be me
>Loyal servant of Grandfather Nurgle, Steven Armrot
>Currently bored and sitting in grandfather's garden, suplexing the souls of lost loyalist scum to pass the time
>Hear disappointed sighs from the centre of the garden, Isha must be on her period again
>She's looking into the materium, watching as several of her children inflict horrific pain unto several humans using their poisons
>Grandfather watches her sadly, wishing she could be happy
>Then, his face lights up and he snaps his fingers, causing pus to leak from his fingernails as he does this
>Asks Isha if spreading his love to the poor souls afflicted by her children's poison will make her happy, Isha just rolls her eyes in response
>Grandfather turns to me and orders that I invade this planet and spread his love to the pained souls being attacked by the drukhari, who I must also slaughter en masse and bring into his garden for "re-education"
>Summon several dozen plague marines to my side as hordes of nurglings and cultists join us in a glorious invasion of the world known as "Damnatum Lutum"
>As portals begin to pop open all round the drukhari lines, the elves look in shocked surprise as my armies surge forth before them
>Immediately charge at the first drukhari I spot, suplexing the poncy elf faggot into the dirt and breaking his neck in the process
>Another soul for the grandfather's gardens
>Don't fuck with this chaos lord!

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>Be me, infamous Ordo Xenos Lord Inquisitor Greger von Rosen
>It's been over a terran century since I was trapped on some fucking desert in the middle of nowhere
>As thanks for my "exemplary service" the boys up top gave me a grand promotion to another inquisitors retinue
>Well thanks I guess
>They took my Rosarius though, bunch of assholes
>After about 10 years, my boss fucking died
>Or more precisely, a pissed off Red Corsair separated his head from his neck
>After killing that heretic with a lucky shot from a meltagun, they gave me the promotion to inquisitor
>After working with the inquisition for an ungodly amount of time, they finally made me a Lord Inquisitor
>Now properly decked out with a full set of Power armour, a custom made bolter, plenty of custom ammo, my trusty power axe and of course my new rosarius
>Like my inquisitorial master though, I'm no puritan
>Over my century or more of service to the imperium as an inquisitor, I've discovered that the inquisition is quite flawed in many of its methods
>All this unnecessary torture and sterilization really leaves me a bit peeved with some of my collegues honestly
>Normally I'd be dealing with the new Tyranid hive fleet that popped up some time ago, however that got intercepted by a Necron fleet and got pretty badly bruised up
>The 'nids are becoming an ever more common threat it seems, and that's why I'm here
>Been reading up on the Lutum system as we've been travling to it for a while now
>You see, Damnatum lutum possess something highly valuable
>Broken Dark Age of Technology weapons
>Thanks to my status as Lord Inquisitor, I managed to snag up the tech-priest I met on Arizonia Secundus
>He regularly walks the line between non-tech heresy and tech heresy
>Turns out, he had some old information relating to just this particular mudball
>During the early years of human colonisation, Damnatum Lutum (or as it was then known "Stella geminae Primus") came in the path of a planetoid they named "Odysseus"
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>>68717581
>As the planet was completely isolated from most other human contact, the humans on-planet built three advanced mass driver batteries
>They called these batteries "The Lighthouse", "The Colossus" and "The Stonehenge".
>From my tech-priests description, each mass driver in the batteries would have five "cannons" to fire from and the capability to turn 360 degrees
>From what we know, the Planetoid Odysseus had 90% of its mass destroyed by these systems
>During the age of strife, however, Colossus and Lighthouse became ran down and were eventually rendered all but useless
>Stonehenge on the other hand was maintained by a group of surviving human colonists
>It wasn't kept operational though, the sheer amount of nuclear energy required to maintain its combat effectiveness was just not obtainable, and now it's completely inactive
>Several thousands of years later, the Tau appear to have found this wonderous piece of technology
>According to our information, Stonehenge resides on the Island named after the noble house "van Chijeck" close to van Kijeck island
>Our closest outpost, North Point, has been able to identify Tau craft heading to van Kijeck island and then heading further east to van Chijeck
>I think that the grounded Tau are trying to shoot down our fleet so they can make a break for it
>If I could deploy to the planet and steal Stonehenge's schematics, we may be able to produce it via the various forgeworlds and set it up on planets in the Tyranids path
>That way, we could snipe their ships in orbit and leave each one of their hives leaderless
>This may also get me killed by the mechanicus but it's worth it
>Cogitator says it's going to take about 2 hours until we arrive in orbit, I'll contact the Admiral so he knows what I'm planning
>Hopefully, the other inquisitors on planet won't notice that I'm here
>I've come within a hairs breath of being branded excommunicate traitoris about 27 times in total
>I hope my luck doesn't run out
>Time for a nap

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>>68717470
>Be me
>Master drukhari swordsman and all round badass, Ra'dari
>In the middle of extracting pain from some unfortunate mon'keigh
>At least that's what I was doing
>Now it seems Nurgle's horde have just decided to pay us a visit
>Why does the universe hate me so
>Watch their leader suplex Charles and break his neck
>mfw
>I should probably do something about that
>Charge the fat and yet still muscled leader of the nurglite warband, cutting down mon'keigh cultists and leaping over chaos marines as I do
>Stand before the bloated and pus-covered chaos lord, wearing glasses and smoking a large cigar that seems to be made out of shit
>ImmeasurableDisgust.jpg
>The chaos lord charges me with a yell of "LET'S GO!", I leap over him and kick the back of his head with practiced grace
>I stand victorious and ask the mon'keigh what he was thinking
>Right before I get punched into the dirt
>"I fought with the Space Marines ya know."
>I retort back with "As a lowly scout?"
>"Try a sergeant of the Deathguard. Coulda gotten a promotion if we hadn't pledged ourselves to Grandfather Nurgle. I'm not one of this smurf pansies. I could break Guilliman in two WITH MY BARE HANDS! DON'T FUCK WITH THIS CHAOS LORD!"
>I jump back up and away from the crazed chaos mon'keigh and swing my sword at his body
>He catches my sword midair and snaps it in two like a twig
>I start punching desperately at his chest with yells of "WHY WON'T YOU DIE MON'KEIGH!"
>He again shoots me down, laughing as he declares "GRANDFATHER'S BLESSING SCUM! It hardens in response to physical trauma! You can't hurt me xeno!"
>Grabs my waist, suplexes me into the mud
>Feel my neck snap as mud fills my lungs
>Wake up in a forest with trees made out of sewage and rotted flesh
>Fucking Nurglites

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>Be Tolria, self-proclaimed Exarch of Alaitic
>I think we gave them the slip
>I can tell since we're not being shot at any more
>Stop on another snowy rooftop to catch our breath and get some bearings
>Everywhere in this town looks the same, especially when it's all white
>The wind is really picking up now, and snow is starting to fall
>Catch Guardian Chaya making a snow angel
>What are you, a silly mon'keigh child? Stop that.
>Hear an unmistakable sound
>The sound of Reaver Jetbikes
>What in Asuryan's name are Druchii doing here?
>Mercenaries, surely, but I wasn't aware the Tau dealt with such appalling creatures
>Everyone gets down as a squad flies overhead
>That was a close one
>What's that? A straggler?
>Usual drill. Aim. Steady. Fire. CLACK!
>The shot lands in the bike's engine, and it starts smoking and rapidly losing altitude
>The bike impacts a rooftop and the occupant is ejected, skidding in the snow to my feet
>Pick him up by the scruff of the neck
>You better start answering questions right now, or you will really dislike what will happen to you

We still appear to be missing Sammos and Priscilla posters and Sigma is having a very long dinner

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>>68717470
>>68717621
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Damn it, now the damn plague boys are here
>Dawn my hazard medical suit with the rest of my fellow medics
>Commissar approves for Lew’s “Area Denial Grenade”
>Bottles of promethium and pure alcohol fly over there ranks
>Sadly I can’t join, have to tend to the wounded
>Have a regular vanilla eldar brought in front of me
>Told that a group of them are here to “Show their wayward cousins the right way”
>Ummmmmm...
>isitheresytopracticemedicineonxenos?.doctorate
>We have worked with regular eldar before I guess, so why not?
>Give the xeno a bottle labeled “painkiller” and tell it to drink
>Grab a similar looking bottle with the same fluid reading “antiseptic”
>It’s just the same stuff, but it works
>Pull a bullet out covered in filth
>How do these nurgle children’s guns not jam?
>Clean the wound and close it
>It will have to do I guess
>stillnitaxenobiologist.vox
>One dark eldar bike explodes outside of my triage and the damn thing runs in, syringe in hand and what I think is warp dust already to the nose
>mfw

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>Be Sister Bios
>The Devilfish is mostly slag and parts
>The smell of cooking blueberries is actually very nice
>Must not want
>Suddenly there's Dark Eldar everywhere
>They certainly weren't expected
>Now the Tau are the least of our problems
>We've swapped one xeno menace for another, worse one
>They're not just xenos scum, but they're the rapey ones as well
>And the blighters are fast!
>There's too many of them to take on like this, and we're in danger of being surrounded
>Start to perform a fighting retreat to the main Imperial lines
>The forces back there should be able to reduce them to elfin giblets
>Burning Tau will have to wait until later
>Just you wait, xenos, just you wait

>Be Iron Warrior Sarat
>We still dig the tunnels
>As the imperial and xenos scum squabble we have continued to infiltrate the rural population
>Some of the men buggered off and got themselves killed and nobody can find Karasseus, but with some hope the countless tons of nurglite shit under the ground will fertilise some wonderful foliage cover to expand under

>>68718568
>be me
>Guardsman Lew of the 531st Cadian Regiment
>scary purple rape xenos are here
>trying to catch me in a net
>mypromethiumcanmeltstealbeams.dashot
>clothesline a xenos
...it makes you fell happy, like a old time movie.
>the xenos tries to hit me with her crappy stick
>my chainaxe is cooler
>my fire suit is now covered in soot and xenos blood
>evenmorefireretardent.vox
I’ll tell you about the magic that will free your soul, but it’s like trying to teach an eldar about the Emperor.
>fire is everywhere, sisters are heading back to the 531st for support/protection
>wonder how Graves is doing
>Bios seems to be having fun at least
>that’s nice
>less likely to blam me of any of me fellow Cadians

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>>68718101
>Be Captain Priscilla Von Hansburg, 4th Baroness of Bluven, 1st Happy Ending Regiment
>Hanging out in our new company HQ in the chilly town of Gregoriana
>It is not as good as our old company HQ in that sprawling mansion back in Oak Green, but it does have its charms
>The hilltop chateau possesses commanding views of the Great Boundary Fault Mountains, not to mention three hot tubs and a dry sauna
>The men and women of the company have taken to snow surprisingly well for natives of a tropical paradise, snow men and other snow sculptures now dot the spacious grounds of the chateau, including an amazingly lifelike, though scantily clad, sculpture of St. Agnes of the Thyme
>It probably helps that the new uniforms include top notch integrated temperature modulators
>Currently lounging on a divan sipping a hot chocolate while my adjutant reads off this morning's briefing
>Apparently Dark Eldar have been spotted up in the mountains
>Ugh, gross, I hate those rapey creeps
>Luckily our orders are to maintain position in case the Tau try to break out of Stemton
>Order my officers to increase base security, the last thing I want is to be dragged off in the night for a less-than-fun trip to BDSM land
>Start skimming through an old romance novel once my adjutant leaves, then have a flashback of a similar relaxing afternoon that ended poorly
>Toss the book on an end table with a sigh, no point in tempting fate

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>>68717581
>>68717594
>Be Inquisitor Leonpines Edric of the ordo xenos
>Received a message from the mountains apparently some drukhari came here uninvited
>And now the governor is asking me for help!
>I am an inquisitor specialized in hunting Tau!
>The admiral contacted me saying that "my colleague Greger von Rosen" is coming here
>PLEASEEMPERORNO.VOX
>Fantastic who's next the tyrannids and Kryptman?
>Better keep an eye on him so i am going to greet him nicely and ask him to take care of those damn murderapists knives hears
>So here I am at the Groxbridge space port waiting on the tarmac for possible traitor inquisitor on a planet at the hand of a possible traitor governor
>Everything is fine

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>be Rogue Trader Stannim Lherzon
>No longer on the base
>I realised that if I stayed here, i could be trapped for days
>In retrospect, that wouldn't have been so bad
>And setting off back to shore was a terrible idea
>The winds have already reached 80kph offshore, and it's looking ugly outside
>The wind howls around the superstructure as spray and snow flies against the windows and the ship shudders from waves slamming into the side
>You did bring lifejackets right, Dom?
>What do you mean, you forgot them?
>I'm supposed to be sailing through space, not on a boat in the teeth of a storm
>Although, come to think of it, I am basically a space privateer with the hat to match
>And this is no different to a Warp Storm
>The ship lists drunkenly to one side as a wave catches it from the side
>A wall of furniture slides across the decks, sweeping crew along with it
>A brave wise guy starts playing the piano as it rolls around the deck
>Get me out of this madhouse already
>Nautical nonsense is not something I wish

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>>68720132
>be tzeentch
>have a spectacularly evil idea
>order one of my cult members to dress as a guardsman and deliver this Edric (or whatever her name) is a package
>this package holds intel on the tunnels those Dark Eldar and Iron Warriors are using
>hopefully she takes the bait
>if she dies, I win, and we are one less inquisitor
>if she kills them I still win, mostly because I don’t like those guys
>cultist asks who the intel should be from
>hang on, let me throw this dart
>ummmmm...sister bios?
>yeah, that should work
>cultist nods and runs off to his destination
>mfw

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>>68720132
>>68720223
>Be me, sleeping Lord Inquisitor Greger von Rosen
>Ah, what a lovely grass field this is
>I sure do love it when there's no sand around
>Hey... what's this?
>Why does it feel like I'm sinking?
>I wonder what's underneATH AH AH AH SAND SAND OH EMPEROR NO
>BY THE EMPERORS GIANT GOLDEN PECKS THERE'S SAND EVERYWHERE
>THERE'S SAND IN MY MOUTH
>THERE'S SAND IN MY NOSE
>THERE'S SAND IN MY CLOTHES
>EMPEROR HELP I'M DROWNING IN SAND
>THERE'S A SAND WOMAN TAUNTING ME
>A SAND XENOS WOMAN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>FUCK YOU XENO
*THUNK*
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>>68721419
>Be me, no longer sleeping Lord Inquisitor Greger von Rosen
>Panting, sit up out of bed
>Slammed my axe into my nightstand
>Now I have to replace that again, Emperor damnit
>Check timer I had set up to see how long until we arrive
>"-3 minutes"
>Fuck
>Well, best to get dressed
>Crusader in my retinue rushes inside as I remove my axe from my nightstand, asks what that fuck all that screaming was about
>Say one word
>"Sand."
>He nods but doesn't walk out
>Says we've got a request to show up at the Groxbridge space port
>Start getting myself dressed, call servitors out to help me gear up
>"Who was the request sent by?"
>"Inquisitor Leonpines Edric of the Ordo Xenos, my lord"
>Leonpines Edric, now why does that name sound familiar?
>I need to contact the Admiral, I can draw upon my own forces to assault Stonehenge, but we'll need more Aerial support
>I also need to contact the Master of Skitarii on-planet, if he knows of what I plan to do with Stonehenge he'll surely send a couple mechanicus operatives to help
>Oh and there's also a snowstorm-hurricane coming in over Groxbridge
>I couldn't have the meting if I wanted to right now
>"Tell her that because of the incoming storm and other obligations I am unable to reach Groxbridge."
>Crusader nods and trudges off
>As my Servitors finish helping me on with my power armour and begin handing me my bolter, I remember why the name "Edric" sounds so familiar
>An inquisitor called Xanthis Edric investigated my mentor Kyrilos Konstantin when he used Eldar weaponry to destroy a genestealer infested hive city
>He got off scot free, of course
>But I sure hope nobody remembers that Kyrilos had an acolyte by the name of Greger who set off the weapon under orders
>Put on my Rosarius and with that I'm all geared up
>Tech-priest is going to have to stay here if the Mechanicus helps us, nobody even knows he's with me right now
>Say small prayer to the emperor before going off to contact the Admiral and Sigma-32d

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>Be Master of Skitarii Sigma-32d
>In air transit, preparing to secure mountaintops in a slash across the Great Boundary Fault and maintain at least some mountain supply to Gregoriana
>First wave ran the gauntlet ahead of us with Hochberg's tank squadron, but the Mechanicus proper doesn't have enough tanks left to patrol the city as well as field a full-scale battalion
>Still, these Macrotek hover-lifters are better than ground-pounding, even if the weather is already not great up here
>Manning the side heavy bolters on station as the first wave descends to Mount Mufasa
>Ranger teams drop from the sides of the lighter lifters and fan out around the site, rifles raised
>Visibility is pretty poor, auspexes on the heavier aircraft are providing the infantry targeting data
>No vox signal can get through the oncoming storm until we get the atmospheric corridor equipment set up, but right now it's just patchy
>Unfortunately it was out just long enough for the Dark Lance tearing through the third lander dropping in to come as a complete surprise
>Lander lists out of the way of the second shot but eats the third one to the reactor and detonates, spilling shrapnel and blazing metal over the snowy clearing below
>Dark Eldar gunboats, coming in
>Sync to auspex readings and start blazing away into the dark with the twin heavy bolters, catch the second Venom coming in with a line of detonating mass-reactives
>Jetbikes ignore the landed flitters and their infantry teams and streak through the tracer streams towards the circling gunships

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>>68712249
>>68717581
>>68717594
>>68721419
>>68721470
>Be me, (((Tzeentch)))
>Just lured a horde of Slaanesh cultists away from (((my))) plans on the mud planet
>Their leader Cumstream Sam charges me, smiling with his gleaming white teeth as he does
>Pull off my mask and reveal the truth
>Haha! You expected Tzeentch, but it was me, Im'a'wee'ah'boo'virg'in Nev'uh'tuch'd'a'vag'in'a!
>Cackle with keikaku-ing glee as the Slaaneshi fools realize they've been lured into a trap
[...]
>Be me, Tzeentch, for real this time
>Smiling smugly now that I managed to troll Slaanesh and her/his/it's followers
>Again
>Now for my true keikaku!
>A bunch of blueberries are busy attempting to get an ancient piece of human technology online
>Wait, who's the one who just arriv... ah
>There's also an imperial inquisitor attempting to take over this piece of tech before the xenos get it online
>He's arrived early, waiting on a toaster-fetishist to send reinforcements
>Ah imperials, always so.... unimaginative
>Remember that this is the same piece of tech that fires nukes at rates of dozens a second
>Think of the possibilities!
>Drop a few whispers to my followers on the mud planet to summon my servants at van Chijeck island
>Their ritual is already complete, so a wonderful smile adorns my lips as my lord of change "I'nev'er'get'puss'ee" arrives with a horde of cultists, screamers and horrors in tow
>Watch the blueberries flee in shocked terror as my servant starts stealing their souls and adding them to my already vast collection
>AFineAddition.grievous
>Put my feet up and lean back, another keikaku going just as planned

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>>68722360
>BE ME
>KHORNE, LORD OF BLOOD, SKULLS AND BEIN A MOTHAFUCKIN CHAD
>AS I'M BUSY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SOME BLOODLETTERS WHO WERE SLACKING OFF ON THEIR DAILY MURDERFEST, SPOT SOME PANSY ASS SHIT
>*Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff* SMELL THAT? IT SMELLS LIKE NERD IN HERE!!!
>OOOOH I SEE YOU THERE TZEENTCH YOU BLUE-FEATHERED FUCK
>WHAT'S THAT FUCKIN NERD DOIN NOW?!!
>Oh. OH. OOOOOHHH YOU FUUUUUUUUCK
>I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET A FUCKING SPACE CANNON THAT COOL, FUCK THAT
>FUCK
>DECIDE IT'S TIME TO BRING THE FUCKIN HURT ON THAT SCHEMING NERD
>ONCE I'M DONE HIS WEDGIE WILL BE SO FUCKIN FIERCE EVEN HIS MINIONS ARE GONNA FEEL IT
>START OPENING UP WARP PORTALS AT THE LOCATION TO STOP HIS FAGGOT-ASS MINIONS, FUUUUCK YEAH
>GET SOME OF THOSE WORLD-EATER GUYS TOGETHER TO GAIN SOME BLOOD AND SKULLS
>YO, SUNEATER, WANT IN ON THIS DUDE?
>THAT GUY HAS FUCKIN SAWBLADES ALL OVER HIS ARMS, HE'S GONNA BE PERFECT
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>>68722536
>Be me
>Suneater, loyal servant of the blood god Khorne
>Busy chopping up some nerds with my sickass arm-saws
>Suddenly, get text from the big guy himself
>Intense screaming and hatred bursts forth from my phone, never change dude
>"YO SUNEATER, I GOT A MISSION FOR YOU MAN"
>"GET DOWN ONTO SOME MUDDY SHITHOLE PLANET AND MAKE IT A PARADISE WORTHY OF MY GLORY!"
>Sure thing Khorne
>Rally together my troops of cultists, world-eaters and bloodletters
>We surge forth from the portals and immediately enter a melee of blueberries and Tzeentchian nerds
>Time to spill blood and collect some skulls for the skull throne!
>Just like the good ol' days after the Horus Heresy!

Ok anons, I'm going to leave the control of Suneater alone for now, so anyone who wants a shot at collecting some blood for the blood god whilst also being FUCKIN INVINCIBLE, go nuts.

>>68722558
Also forgot to mention, if anyone wants to drop ol' Cumstream into the new melee to get the ball rolling and have him chop some fools up with his colgate-brushed teeth, feel free.

>>68722360
Wait a minute, if we already had a tzeetch, did everything I did happen or does bios not know about the tunnels now?

>>68722727
Both. This is Tzeentch we're talking about here, he always has thousands of master plans going on at once.

>>68722727
>>68722807
Or rather, what you posted did happen, but all the pre-bios posts were actually a lord of change masquerading as Tzeentch.

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>>68722175

>There's your first mistake, protector protocols loaded
>Rangers swing around, crouch and put a volley of galvanic rounds into the jinking fliers, sending several spilling from their seats or veering off course
>One leaps from his seat and lands somewhere on the outer hull of my flyer, lean out from the gun position and start blazing away with my photon gauntlet at the bastard
>Noosphere reports third and fourth landing positions also coming under Xenos attack, second base remains unengaged and is providing fire support for Guard positions retreating into the mountain caves
>Rangers have formed a somewhat tighter perimeter than was originally intended, designate the two landers carrying the corridor generator and the attendant techpriest team to land within it
>Order Base Two's gunships to peel off to the northwest and take a firing pass against base Three and Four's attackers, which should reduce the pressure on those somewhat
>One of my circling gunships explodes, boarding Eldar must have hit something critical
>Lascannon fire has managed to force back the enemy Ravager,
one Venom is spiralling away with the crew shredded by mass-reactives and the other has flown clean through our formation and is pulling away along with the surviving mounted bikers
>Gunships report that the landing party designated for the fourth mountaintop has been shredded and is irrecoverable, hence why the Dark Eldar appear to be pulling out
>Can get 3/4 of the required bases up, but either the resupply flights will have to endure the storm for the descent down from the Fault or the supplies will have to be transported by land from there, either way they're vulnerable to more Deldar or Tau raiding parties
>Manage to wing the boarding Reaver with a gauntlet shot, he slides down the side of my gunship and I grab his leg, swinging him down and clear of the hull

>On return flight to AerImp Groxbridge, vox crackles again. Priority message, Inquisition signum
>This could be trouble

>>68722727
Bioswriter here, IC she doesn't know. She never had any reason to know.

Also for the future I think we should avoid big-name characters and stick to OCs.

>>68722841
Seconded, partly why I got characters like Suneater into the brawl

>>68722558
Suneater vs the eversor that was set loose by Tzeench by the end of the last thread?

>>68722903
Pretty sure the eversor's dead by now desu, so Suneater's up against Inquisitor von Rosen instead, as well as the Lord of Change I'nev'er'get'puss'ee of course

>>68722841
Sorry ment to say the inquisitor, stuck your name on there as a lie

>>68722979
Which one? Lupanarium Edric or von Rosen?

>>68723060
Edric

>>68723088
But Edric receive the package so she can't send it to herself

>>68723175
A tzeetch cultist disguised as a guardsman brought it to Edric, the “guardsman” said it’s from Bios

>>68723206
Ok I post with antonius before posting with Edric again leaving von Rosen the time to land

>>68723417
The Tzeentch post already detailed von Rosen attacking Stonehenge and the storm rolling in would probably prevent any sort of landing near Groxbridge, there's no need for it man don't worry

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>Be Tolria, self-proclaimed Exarch of Alaitoc
>Start shaking the Kabalite
>Who are you and why are you here?
>I might seem like a scrawny Ranger, but I'm stronger than I look
>"The...Tau.....hired.....us.....as....mercen.....aries"
>Concerning
>I didn't even think Druchii hired themselves out like that
>"Can...you...let...me...go...now?"
>Certainly!
>Lob the repulsive man off the building into the confused fight the town has suddenly devolved into
>It's a melee a trois between Tau and daemons of Tzeench and Khorne
>Fortunately the latter two are mostly focused on killing each other
>So long as they don't come after any of us, I'm down to let them have at each other
>Visibility is down a few hundred metres as the snow falls thick and fast
>Wind whistles through the aerials and alleys and blows snow in my face
>It's not going to be a pleasant stay up here
>The snow does help keep us concealed though
>Smirk as the Kabalite is clubbed into the air and flies over a rooftop
>A few second later, he sails right back the other way like a shuttlecock
>At least there's entertainment

>Be Iron Warrior Sarat
>We have further infiltrated the Lutumnian population
>These conical hats are really helping
>Many see the new Governor as a sympathiser for Tau filth, put in place by their Imperium
>We still have mountains of shitty autoguns laying around
>timeforanuprising.insurgency

>be me
>sneakyboy little finger
>one of the sneakiest of boys
>came here with a smaller warband
>heard about a big wagh so we went to join
>sadly we got to the nearby system and got eaten by big nids
>only I got to a fast rocket pod and escaped
>everyone knows you can’t wagh with just one grot
>i need a new boss
>get on me stealth wagh gear and head into the mountain
>got to be a good boss there
>after days of trekking, i made it to a cave
>lotsatunnels.daka
>stumble into some spiky purple ‘ummies hugging each other
>i moight be a grot, but i ain’t stupid
>i know what purple spiky ‘ummies do to grots
>run outa cave loike a git
>see a spiky ‘ummie snorting something in a tree
>aim me shoota gun at the git
>boom.daka

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>Be Ex-Imperial pilot Antonius now a scion of the retinue of the inquisitor Lupanarium of the Ordo Malleus
>Currently to à to à better defensive position
>According to the sisters it's a little village at the end if the pass
>Still better than getting shot in the open
>Hiems order us to move faster
>Because nurglites have been spotted
>Does catching a cold count as being touched by Nurgle?
>The troops are now running to this village while shooting around
>A cover fire is perfect like those caves maybe I should hide in some of them
>Some guardsmen run inside and the cave immediatly but fire start to gush out of it
>Well the village will do nicely
>My left arm feel lighter tho

>>68724656
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Where the hell are our reinforcements?
>The vox operator himself had to beat some deldar to death with a spare vox unit
>I myself had to smoke over 10 xenos who tried to get our painkillers
>The operator said that the sisters and Lew are on their way, but they are facing heavy resistance
>And In the Commissar’s third visit he pulls out his personal vox unit and makes a call to someone named Edric
>Something about her owing him a favor
>whothehellisedric.vox
>On the plus side, Monica is stable
>That’s good, we need more marksman
>Hear flamers getting close
>Must be Lew
>I hope

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>>68719525
>Be Captain Priscilla Von Hansburg, 4th Baroness of Bluven, 1st Happy Ending Regiment
>Still hanging out in our new company HQ in Gregoriana
>Vox reports are becoming increasingly alarming:
>Our advance forces in Stemton have stumbled into a confusing skirmish between Tau, their apparent Dark Eldar allies, and daemons of Tzeench and Khorne
>A three-way fight has broken out in Starrick pass between Imperial forces, Dark Eldar, and a Nurgle warband that appeared out of nowhere
>Our air support is being harassed by Dark Eldar whenever they try to cross the mountains, and there are hints of something strange going on around one of the islands off the coast
>And there is not one, not two, but three Inquisitorial warbands now wandering the planet
>Hopefully this isn't evidence that a full scale warp excursion is imminent
>Sigh and order the men to mobilize, it is only a matter of time before we get ordered to attack something...

>Be Insurgent Nguyen
>The big metal men have given us guns to oppose the false government
>Imperial troops are running around the planet fighting the other invaders over our home
>timeforsomeambushes.punjistick

>>68726635
>be me
>sneakyboy little finger
>still wandering through the pass
>see more purple and spiky ‘ummies
>also see some green ‘ummies
>not orks tho
>but they ain’t lookin so good
>that one got its guts on ‘is neck
>moight as well put ‘im outa his misery
>snow serves to hoide me well
>iamthwwhiteork.daka
>i ‘ear the sounds of what sounds loike flame tossars
>follow em, they moight me me new boss
>if nothin else, i just want some fire to warm up

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>Be me, Lord Inquisitor Greger von Rosen
>My request was granted by the admiral, though he appears to be busy dealing with Eldar mercenaries that just showed up
>Asked if he wanted my cruiser "Last Daughter of Tartarus" to help him
>Told me, word for word, "My good Lord Inquisitor, do you have any idea how adept me and my men are at drifting?"
>I suppose sitting around doing nothing in space may make a man a bit... odd
>Thanked him for his help and got in my Valkyrie with the rest of my retinue
>Couldn't contact Sigma due to the storm going on and us being in space, glad I had this in built vox apparatus in my armour
>As we move down through the cloudy sky and do our best to stay out of the storm
>Send another signal to Sigma, this time it comes through
>His signal was still a bit spotty, but, I managed to get in touch with him and send him my request for a team of Tech-Priests to help me gather the Mass driver schematics
>Told him one of my Valkyries could pick them up, but just as I was about to get my reply the signal was lost
>Send a message to the Last Daughter of Tartarus and tell her to send down one of our extra Valkyries just in case he accepts my request
>As we're getting closer and closer to our target, I get several messages through the vox
>Squad commanders telling us they're here
>Looks like my aerial reinforcements have arrived
>Several squads of Thunderbolts, lightnings and a squad of Avengers
>That should be enough to deal with ground targets, our plan of attack is simple then
>First we capture the bunker command complex near Stonehenge, then get the schematics with the help of mechanicus agents
>Of course, nothing's ever that simple
>As we're flying north of Gregoriana, two large heat signatures appear below us on my auspex
>These are suddenly followed by more heat signatures and a message ringing out over the vox
>"<<< Fuck, Daemons! >>>"
>Aircraft keep on the move
>Men around me making the sign of the Aquila as we get closer and closer
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>>68726912
>Start hearing shouts over the vox like, "Guns, guns, guns!" and "Fox 2! Fox 2!"
>Valkyrie does a sudden and violent break as a Missile explodes next to us
>Tau have launched fighters of their own to stop us
>Valkyrie slows down a couple seconds after it starts flying normally again drops us off at Stonehenge
>Me and my Crusaders unload first, Stormtroopers pour out from their Valks' second
>We're standing on a giant reinforced ferrocrete circle, going around the edge of it are the mass drivers
>By Tartarus' giant fucking daemon, they're massive!
>And there looks to be 15 of them in total
>But wht REALLY catches my attention is the GIANT FUCKING WARP RIFT IN THE SKY
>Even more so the giant killer space marine with rotary blades on his arms
>They're spinning around with glee as a squad of khornate berserkers appear behind him via a warp tear
>Members of the lost and damned rush out after them, opening fire at my own men
>Activate vox
>"This is Lord Inquisitor von Rosen to all units, start clearing out the bunker complex, the Crusaders and I will deal with the Space marines. Ave imperator."
>Inquisitorial storm troopers start to leg it toward the command and control bunker as the Valkyries lay down suppressive fire on the astartes with rotary blades on his body
>Suddenly, Mechandrites spring from the main astartes' back and bring up several rows of ablative armour made out of rotary blades, taking the shots coming at him
>Majority of the enemy with him have been destroyed, only 4 berserkers remain
>Valkyries behind us taking off, grab my power axe and two hand it
>"What in the warp kind of astartes are you?"
>"Suneater to you, corpse worshiper, a pleasure to be your killer!"
>He laughs jovially as he charges forward at me, ablative armour raised
>Somersault out of the way at the last second, a crusader behind me getting caught by his ablative sawblades and locking his repulsor shield with it
>Feel two chain axes impacting my Rosarius shield
>itsonnow.mov

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>Be Rogue Trader Stannim Lherzon
>LAND HOOOOO!
>Scoot off the boat like it's on fire
>Last time I get on a ship in a storm
>Take trains and the subway back to Brannet
>Gotta hand it to them, the local trains might be junkers but they won't let a pesky storm stop them
>Walk in the front door and bash the snow off my boots and coat
>The power's out again so it's a bit dark and cold
>No matter, the fireplace fully works
>Before long a nice fire is roaring in the hearth
>This is cosy, actually
>The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful
>Go to sleep
>.....
>Awaken to the sound of the window shattering as autogun rounds bury themselves in the ceiling
>What the hell?
>Look outside
>There's a bunch of people in conical rice hats wielding autoguns and firing at things at random
>More burrs and crackles of gunfire can be heard over the wind from elsewhere
>Just what I needed right now
>More vandals or, even worse, revolutionaries

>Be Iron Warrior Sarat
>The revolutionaries are really getting into it
>They’ve got the enthusiasm but seemingly no clue what to prioritise shooting at
>Hopefully they are at least drawing the imperial forces thinner in the midst of this snow/shitstorm
>Now that the great foe are preoccupied with xenos filth and being shot at by farmers just to reach them in combat, we can begin to smuggle geurillas and men in place to hit a target that matters
>Still no fucking clue where Karasseus is

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>Be Dracon Wyen'dala, Kabal of the Frozen Heart
>Flying over the ruined cluster of hovels that the mon-keigh call Stemton on my Reaver bike, reveling in the glorious chaos and conflicting emotions
>Over the past couple of weeks we have already captured several Sisters of Battle, hundreds of ordinary soldiers and civilians, a couple of orks, and even a Space Marine!
>Who would have thought that following up on some mandrake rumors would be so profitable?
>The best part is, the Tau think we are in some kind of alliance! In return for raiding Imperial forces and leaving them alone, they have been providing some high quality intelligence
>The real kicker though is that as part of the bargain, the Tau have to periodically direct their human allies to "reinforce us", which really means sending them straight to one of our webway portals
>The moral agony of the Tau when we bullied them into accepting that part of the deal, and the soul crushing sense of betrayal when we reveal to their idealistic human allies the nature of the alliance is worth the trip alone
>Spot several mon-keigh soldiers of Risa try to drag a wounded Sister to safety
>Hop off my Reaver and kick one soldier in the groin with my spiked boots, while a light caress from my venom blade sends the other into helpless convulsions
>Hoist the Sister up in the air so that the crew of a passing Venom can take possession of her
>One of her comrades rushes me with an outraged shout
>Let her get close before tapping the button on my bracelet that summons my Reaver back to me
>It impales her just as she is about to take a swing at me, and I hop back on and gain some altitude in order to look for some other promising targets

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>>68728789
>>68713431
>>68723774
>Spot some of our sacrilegious cousins sniping at targets from a rooftop
>Dearly want to capture them and break their will to the point that they will beg for the chance to lick the soles of my feet, but grudgingly refrain since we need them for certain business later
>Instead admire one of the Tau's Hodask allies gun down several Krieger with its peculiar shoulder mounted weaponry, before finishing off the group with its vicious claws
>Resolve to capture at least one of the brutes when the "alliance" with the Tau inevitably dissolves

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>Be Sister Bios
>This is not running away from the xenos filth, this is a tactical retreat
>We'll fight them again soon
>Crunching through the snow, the base comes into sight
>It's not a very pretty sight
>It's been roughed up badly and damaged, but it's not fallen
>Someone comes running up with some urgent news
>Some Imperial forces are having trouble in the pass
>We need to reinforce and rescue them before they get either killed or cut off by snow
>What are we waiting for?
>Ah yes, Kaybord
>She is in charge, after all
>Relay the news and she tells everyone to form up outside
>She won't stand for this either
>Tell the vox-operator to try and get through to them, because the cavalry is coming
>And it's bringing the flames
>fortheemperor.fire

>>68729130
>be me
>Guardsman Lew If the 531st Cadian Regiment
>hell yeah
>heading back to join the regiment
>i can get drunk with normal people, and not have to babysit sister Kate and hear her moan about her inability to form meaningful relationships
>Bios isn’t much better, but she just likes to shoot wildly into the air
>reload on promethium, booze, and bolt pistol rounds
>i “found” the pistol in a unused locker
>once we are loaded up, we head off
>i toss Bios some of my new grenades
Trust me, anything that these are used on will regret messing with you.
>with that, we head off
>emperorprotectus.vox

>>68725403
>>68718368
>>68714419
>>68714132
>Be Trooper Monica Jernwick, 78th Risian Light Infantry
>Wake up in a medic tent
>Look down at the wound on my thigh, it is still flushed and puffy around the stitching, but far less disgusting to look at than I feared it would be
>Suddenly thankful for the unflattering standard regulation boxer shorts I wear under my pants, I would be rather cold without them
>Try to sit upright, but this just causes a sharp spike of pain to flare through my skull
>Parts of the room seem to be spinning, and patches of light and dark sporadically appear
>Not sure if this is from the concussion I doubtlessly received falling on the rocks, or an aftereffect of the poisoning
>Also gradually become aware of just how bad it smells in the tent, kind of like putrefying corpses and feces mixed together and left to dry in the sun all week
>Strange, the friendly Cadian medic always struck me as a tidy sort, it seems unlikely he would let rot fester in his tent
>Hear a munching noise and turn to see a nurgling sitting on a nearby shelf, happily chewing on an amputated finger
>I shriek as it notices me and waddles over, I somehow manage to roll over the other side of the bed and get myself partially upright
>Notice a large glass jar of anti-septic fluid and toss it at the nurgling
>As I had hoped, the jar breaks, and the anti-septic fluid burns the nurgling like acid
>Grab a spare lasgun and stumble around the tent looking for other intruders, but the tent is empty other than some unconscious soldiers
>Sit back down and wait for one of the medics to return
>Hopefully they don't send me back into combat, I haven't been in this much pain since that time an ork used me to try to bludgeon a Space Marine

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>>68729580
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Well Monica is awake
>And she killed a nurgling
>Good for her
>Walk up to her and congratulate her for her speedy recovery
>Catch her up to speed on what is happening as I tend to the other patients
>Also explain that we have backup en route
>Perscribe her some more painkiller, a spare hotshot lasgun, and a carapace chest piece, mostly because we need a guard in here and she is awake.
>Tell her to be safe, and when she hears flamers, it means the sisters are hear
>Walk out, take Cover and start duck hunting xenos
>The xenos are hitting us hard, but we are holding fast
>A deldar fag grabs my shotgun
>It fails to see the revolver on my hip
>mfw
>Grab my shotgun and start killing again
>feelsgoodtobeadoctor.vox

>>68728811
>>68729130
>Be Dracon Wyen'dala, Kabal of the Frozen Heart
>It looks like the Sisters and many of the Guardsmen are breaking and running
>Hmmm, how disappointing
>Hop off my jetbike in order to behead a fleeing soldier
>It is one of "Happy Enders"
>The fur used to make the hat is surprisingly high quality for mon-keigh craftsmanship, I shove it in my belt for future examination later
>I direct my forces to hunt down as many fleeing mon-keigh as possible before they make it back to their crude fortifications just outside of Stemton
>Receive word from Sybarite Jim'baa that something interesting is happening over at "Starrick Pass"
>It is probably nothing, but things are winding down here anyways
>Issue new orders for everyone to mount up and head to Starrick Pass

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>Be Old Jim
>Sitting in Dunlan Park, feeding the giant albino sparrows some moldy breadcrumbs
>See some young fellas and lasses running around shooting into the air
>Huh, they look like those chaos types that were calling the shots around here a few months back, wondered where they all got to...
>They scare away one of those rat-men thingies that was eating one of those small green pointy eared fellas
>Another small green fella backs towards me, only for Bob the giant raccoon to tackle him to the ground
>He was always a bit defensive of his favorite food source
>Hope he doesn't have rabies though
>Dem municipal folks always get a bit excited about rabies
>A bunch of soldier fellas charge the chaos fellas while riding some sort of two wheeled doohickey
>Never a dull moment at Dunlan Park

>>68730131
>be me
>sneakyboy little finger
>knew painting meself white was a good idea
>was able to sneak rought up behind a spiky ‘ummie while she was hugging herself and chop ‘er up while she was distracted
>more spiky ‘ummies in the area
>but i am gettin’ closer to the flame tossars
>see wot looks loike a important spiky ‘ummie on a fancy warbike
>kinda reminds me of wot gunnar had before the nid got him
>got some red on it
>but it ain’t fast enough for me to miss it
>pew.silenceddaka
>on the plus side, i got ‘he bike and the ‘ummie’s leg
>downside?
>’ummie ain’t dead
>and the bike is still flying, but it is on fire
>it’s going to the flame tossar noises
>gonna chop that spiky ‘ummie and hopefully meet my new warboss
>feelsgood.waaagh

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>>68704690
> Be me black Templar Marshal in charge of what's left of our forces here.
> At this point the mud caked to our armor is so thick it's become a second layer of paint.
> We finally leave this Emperor forsaken swamp, or whatever it is that we've been trapped in for the past several months.
> Our numbers are reduced. I see only 400 battle brothers with me, whereas before we had 600 at least. Granted most of those brothers are mounted on some form of transport, but the fact remains the apothecaries report a depressing amount of geneseed has been reclaimed and is stored within sealed crates.
> We pick up some form of radio signal from Groxbridge, apparently the fight with the Tau and Orks is ongoing, the iron warriors continue to be a menace, and we're stuck out here in emperor only knows where.
> I turn to my brothers and give the order to march for the capital, giving orders to find any vehicles that we can salvage and use along the way.
> We may not be at our best, but by the emperor we're not out of this yet. It's time to pull some pages from the white scars playbook.
> the vox is alight with chaotic orders and reports of ork biker gangs, dark eldar, tau, and other menaces of all kinds.
> Dark Eldar? Here?
> that sounds like something we can handle.
> In our time we have not been idle.
> We have claimed many vehicles for the chapter in our spare time. Bikes, rhinos, chimeras, skimmers. Most of our forces are mechanized at this point.
> Belay my previous orders, and order our vehicles at full speed towards the battlefield around a town called Stemton with all haste. War is calling, and we shall answer with all haste.
> Activate my vox and tune it to the sororitas and guard frequencies for that area.
"Take heart servants of the emperor, Salvation is soon at hand."
> Cut the vox and gun my bike as the snow, mud and dust is kicked up in our wake, creating a massive flurry as our horde of vehicles speeds towards the town.

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>>68726635
>Be Captain Priscilla Von Hansburg, 4th Baroness of Bluven, 1st Happy Ending Regiment
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CANDLEMAS!! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CANDLEMAS!! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CANDLEMAS!! AND A HAPPY YEAR-END!!!!
>Okay, so maybe I had a bit too much to drink while I was waiting for our mobilization orders to come in
>And maybe we are still several months from Candlemas because of how the seasons work on this planet
>But the public vox channels are still down in the storm, and old Candlemas music was the only thing I could find in the chateau
>I am currently in the hold of my Crassus Assault Transport, keeping platoon moral up with weather appropriate music
>Apparently a bunch of Tau have advanced into Starrick Pass, and now we coming up behind them in order to pincer them there with the Dark Eldar, the nurgle warband, and God-Emperor knows what else
>Every once and a while the driver will interrupt us to announce he is about to run over someone again
>So far he has hit two ork buggies, a tau piranha, and a great knarloc
>How he even sees anything in this storm is beyond me
>Oh well, no use worrying about it, "Jingle bells" is up next, hopefully I can remember the lyrics

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>>68731041
>>68731167
>>68730131
>>68729130
> Be me black templar marshal
> Our approach to the town of Stemton is interrupted by reports of a battle at Starrick Pass.
> Order the brothers to fire at will and to not stop moving, kill anything nonhuman and continue forward to Starrick pass.
> We shall hunt these xenos to the ends of the planet if we must.
> At my order, the convoy's various weapons take aim and fire at their selected targets, letting out a deafening roar as we thunder foward, lascannon beams lance towards buildings and xenos craft, obliterating them or missing their shots as they duck and weave, rockets hurtle towards buildings, letting out fireballs and turning several eldar craft into shards of xenos material and eldar pulp. Cannonfire pummels buildings and hammers into infantry and vehicles amidst the reports of heavy stubber and heavy bolter fire. We have arrived.
> Our chaplain stands atop a salvaged exorcist, roaring litanies in tune to the laud hailers behind him as they pour terran battle songs from their speakers. the organ providing a backdrop as their deadly payload is launched into the air.
> True to our word, we pass through the town, utterly destroying anything that crosses our fields of fire, land raiders, rhinos, chimeras, repressors and a thousand other patters, makes, models, and craft chugging through the small town, spewing vengeance against anything that dares to put up resistance.

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>>68728789
>>68728811
>>68730131
>Be me
>Loyal servant of Grandfather Nurgle, Steven Armrot
>Currently busy knocking some sense into this xeno scum with my bare hands
>Grandfather's children are busy vomiting onto the various loyalists, healing their pain but also causing terrifying rashes to pop up in areas the drukhari attacked
>Speaking of the Drukhari, they're pushovers
>Their necks break after just a bit of minor manhandling
>As I kick one drukhari pansy off into the distance as my forces cheer me on in the background, spot a monstrous construct approach
>A talos pain engine, currently in the process of dissecting several loyalists into piecemeal
>I mean, they are loyalists, but no one deserves
>Time to make Granddaddy proud!
>Charge the engine and jump straight at it's chest, using all my weight as I grapple it down onto the floor
>The engine attempts to start dissecting me, but his pansy-ass blades don't do shit
>Grandfather's blessings scum!
>As the pain engine continues to writh about, get a secure grip around the 'waist' of the Talos
>Lean back and suplex that fucker's head into the dirt
>Hear an audible crunch as my Deathguard helps immediately start doing elbow slams onto it's buried head to finish the fucker off
>Victoriously cry "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE CULT OF NURGLE!" as the pain engine finally stops writhing about
>Unleash another kick and send that engine's head flying off straight into the face of some drukhari flying about on his fancy-ass little skyboard
>Pull out another shitgar and light it up as a few nurglings swarm the fallen drukhari and tear him to bits
>mfw

>>68732547
*deserves that

>>68732547
glorious

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>>68725403
>>68726802
>>68726912
>>68729130
>Be Inquisitor Leonpines Edric of the Ordo Xenos
>So von Rosen speaked he wants to scavenge a weapon that could destroy Hive fleets
>Only this time the mechanicus come with him to inspect this weapon
>Seems fine to me since he started to learn from his mistakes
>As I exit the bloody snowy tarmac à guardsman come to deliver me a package from "sisters Bios"
>Wasn't she that one sororitas who welcomed me when I landed here ?
>The package is full of intel about Iron warriors in the tunnels of the planet
>I don't know how she get all this intel but I should still send some people to investigate
>The Black Templars seems the best group for it
>With their rightgeous hatred of these traitors it's gonna be over soon
>The moment I take my vox another guardsman come to tell me about his commissar that needs my help in Starrick pass
>I will send my Deathwatch kill Team there it will be a sufficient support
>And I should better join them
>And since the fastest way to get to Liamhelm IS by air I will use my Corvus Blackstar
>Literrally thirty seconds after the take off the vox officer tells me that the governor wants to see me because a uprising has started against him
>Notmyproblem.vox
>I just wanted to punch Tau in the dick

>Be Guerrilla Nguyen
>Our comrades in Dunlan Park are reporting great mechanised forces of the false government >>68730643
>The metal men have started dumping rocket launchers onto us for them, many of them look beyond ancient, with weird things scrawled on the sides
>PПГ-7
>Must be some cool chaos runes
>We have been smuggling more comrades and weapons inside the city, and the big metal men say it is time to attack the Vaulian Yards and liberate the steelworks and chemical plant for the people

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>HEEEELLLLOOOO AGAIN GROXBRIDGE!
>And welcome back ladies, gentlemen and xenos!
>Our power is BACK, and we are back om the air!
>Before we get into the music though, we gotta cover some NEWS
>We haven't been able to get anyone on the ground, so we have no idea what's going on up in the mountains and beyond
>SkyEye is grounded from the weather, so no skycam either, and comms are cut off
>All we can do is hope it's going well over there
>We're also receiving reports scattered violent riots and possibly armed insurgents within Groxbridge
>The troops are off fighting so GCA has requested assistance from Arbites Group Mu-Eta-Epsilon-Phi-Gamma Four as well as the PDF divisions in Stanley, Shannox and Draxley
>Our perimeter security is armed and trained, so they should be able to keep the building secure from a ragtag buncha ne'er-do-wells
>Wapper Island is also where most of the remaining law enforcement units have fallen back to and are preparing to hold the bridges and tunnels
>We can't see shit from our broadcasting studio in this weather, so we can't see what's happening on street level
>Our anenenemeomenemeoblehhhthingy on the roof clocked a wind gust of a hunded and sixty kilometres an hour just a minute ago
>But hey, we can continue to play you banging ancient tunes through this whole unpleasantness
>Here's one we've been saving for a while now, to set the tempo
>[in background] Hey, Toki! Fire up 50kW Transmitter Three and set it to Imperial Guard-frequency wideband! We might get through to 'em!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K3ztneTQuA

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>Be Sister Bios
>The Krieg tankers have disappeared and we can't get ahold of them
>Shame, we'd have loved to have ridden out with them
>Still, we brought a handful of Immolators with us, and Sister Dapter is itching to drive one
>You go, girl
>Crashing through snowdrifts and haering the thumps and screams of crushed and burned xenos scum
>This makes everything that's happened so far OK
>Weak, crackly music starts to come over the radio as well to rock out to
>Blasting things with these twin Heavy Flamers is no different to what I do normally
>And I love it
>These even-worse-than-the-standard Eldar don't stand a chance
>Agility and speed don't save you when confronted with a wall of fire
>Finally break through to the pass
>There's some word of other Imperial forces converging, but we seem to be the first to arrive
>Kaybord produces a trumpet and starts blowing into it as we arrive still blasting everything around
>We noticed there was a distinct lack of FIRE around here!
>There's also far too many xenos, and we're the pest control
>Point us at 'em, we're not done yet

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>Be me, Armageddon Tank Commander Hans Heinrich Hochberg
>Our Column finally reached Gregoriana with reinforcements, infantry's inside warming up
>Me and my squadron are posted out to the north-west of the city, at the Krieger defensive line
>Gotten acquainted with their men, and in all honesty, they aren't the worst bunch to stand around with
>Posted myself out here while Ritter and Urquhart chat with the cities mayor to add some extra firepower to the already extensive krieger line
>Looking out for any spikey black and BDSM looking vehicles flying by with my binoculars
>I've been hearing rapports over the vox that some weird shit related to Dark Eldar has been going on and emperor damnit I don't want to get raped
>The snow storm is ramping up, but I think I've got a visual on something
>Looks like a bunch of... ships?
>Oh shit those are ravagers, we've got confirmation!
>I've been picking up some static over the vox for a while now, seems to be two Steel Legion storm troopers hiding out in a building
>They've been talking about these weird Aliens with shoulder mounted weapons called, "Hodask"
>They say they've been working with the Dark Eldar and Tau
>Switch view around a little to see what I can find
>Spot a rather large water tower, likely carrying the reserve water needed for the winter
>Bingo
>Turn my lady around in the general direction of Stemton
>Get Techy to start praying to the Omnissiah loudly while we load up another round
>Hop out to the turret, remove my rebreather and warm up part of her mega-cannon barrel by rubbing it with my gloved hands
>Give my lady's barrel a quick kiss after she's warm enough
>Hear her rev up her engines all flustered like and the shot fires
>The force with which it's fired is greater than it usually is
>Fall off the tank into the small pile of snow behind my Lady
>My men are laughing and so am I
>Karsten climbs out and helps me out, hands me my binoculars
>Get up on tank and look over to the water tower
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>>68736056
>What do I see?
>We completely missed
>Instead we hit a ravager in the side, making it crash into the water tower, causing the tower to crumble and slam into several reaver bikes flying by
>Put on my rebreather and climb back up on my baneblade, hear the Stormtroopers laughing their assess off
>Well that was fun, but it looks like the others are on the move
>We best get moving
>Call in to Sigma to see if the supply lines have been set up
>We can't just leave now, we still have a job to do
>Besides, I hear there's some counter insurgency action going on over in Groxbridge
>We can't overextend our lines now can we?
>Well, whatever we're doing, I sure hope we don't do it in the near future because the wind is picking up over here
>It sure would be a shame for anyone attempting to attack something to get caught in a giant tornado-snowstorm
>Of course, that'd never happen! That'd be far too silly
>Hear something other than gunfire and explosions in the distance
>Sounds like a trumpet
>Turn around and see a distant object spewing flames everywhere
>Oh, the sisters are coming here
>Cool
>Suddenly hear the sounds of guns getting grabbed and heavy weapons teams getting ready
>"ALARM! ALARM!"
>Turn around and see a group of small black dots flying towards us, getting closer by the second
>mfw the enemy are now coming to us

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>>68731167
>>68731309
>>68732547
>>68735162
>Be Captain Priscilla Von Hansburg, 4th Baroness of Bluven, 1st Happy Ending Regiment
>Starrick Pass is now a complete train wreck of clashing forces
>My own regiment is pushing in from the northeast, along with Sisters, Cadians, and a few more regiments from Gregoriana
>From the southwest side a massive force of Black Templars is reinforcing the small garrison force left to guard the pass
>In the middle is a mess of Tau, Dark Eldar, and Nurglite daemons, cultists, and marines
>Visibility is basically zero due to wind blown snow and unit cohesion is a joke
>Friendly fire incidents are being reported practically every minute, as are reports of vehicles driving off the narrow winding road and into ravines
>To add to the confusion, some of the Black Templar units have already punched through to our side of the battle, so we can't even assume that someone is an enemy based on what direction they come from
>I have ordered my company to fortify an old electrical transmission station rather than push forward into the chaos like certain other units
>We have had several skirmishes with scattered Tau and Dark Eldar units, but so far our greatest losses came when a sudden gust of hurricane force wind blew almost an entire squad of my soldiers off of a cliff ledge they were standing several meters from
>Apparently it is a side effect of when a hurricane strength storm tries to pass over a kilometer plus high rock wall
>Also frequent lightning strikes, there has been at least one hitting nearby every 30 seconds, and at least one such strike has caused a vehicle to detonate, judging by the large bonfire barely visible perhaps 30 meters down the pass
>Good thing I chose to stay inside the Crassus to coordinate my company via vox

>>68735162
>be me
>sneakyboy little finger
>see the important spiky ‘ummie fly away towards the flame tossars
>comebackhereyagit.brutal
>see some white haired ‘ummies getin into a ‘ummie tank
>then the tank starts tossin fire
>gettin’ kinda cold if im being honest
>see another ‘ummie in some sorta suit covered in spiky ‘ummie blood and soot get in the tank
>he got ta be warm
>must by why he with them
>they drive off before i can grab on
>see them drivin over and burnin spiky and blue ‘ummies
>takethatyagits.waagh
>see some war bike i think
>something written on it
>adep...somfing somefing bite...
>have some spare white paint
>imnowafastsneakyboy.daka

>>68729988
>Be Ex-Imperial pilot Antonius now a scion of the retinue of the inquisitor Lupanarium of the Ordo Malleus
>Realize why my left arm felt so light
>My right hand fell off
>Oh the pain
>Surely a drukhari must have shot it off
>Grab my hand the radium pistol
>Almost fell on my knees but Hiems grab me and help to continue to walk
>I feel really dizzy
>The fight is still violent every belligerents is under fire
>I still manage to shot nurgling with my revolver while screaming for a medic
>When we get to the end if the Starrick pass we find no village only a lame gas-station that seems completly forgotten
>It's still better than nothing for a last stand
>Gillian goes for recon while some guardsmen and sisters decide to empty the gas tank around the station for an obscur plan
>Pass out due to the pain and the cold

>>68736233
> Be me black Templar high marshal
> WITNESSME.LITANY
> we're now in the thick of melee, vehicles are crashing into one another, guns are firing at such a rate the barrels glow a blazing red, melting the falling snow and cooling them. A massive cloud of snow and dust has been kicked up as a result of the engagement.
> The happy enders are apparently holding the pass.
> Idly wonder what happened to the initiate I sent to watch over them.... he never came back.
> Ignore it for the time being and decapitate another nurglite as i speed past, bolters on the front of my bike firing full auto, casings flying every which way among the frantic melee.
> By the emperor this is what I live for.

>>68736233
> Be me black templar initiate assigned to watch over the happy ending regiment.
> I now have a tophat and a bowtie for some reason.
> Sigh from my place in the corner of the tank and go back to loading rounds into my boltgun, popping off a shot occasionally at any xeno dumb enough to poke their head in the open hatch.
> I think they've forgotten I'm here, considering I do not say much.
> All the better for me, this is quite therapeutic all things considered.
> Quietly sip on some gin through a straw fed through my voxplate.
> Blast a dark eldar in the face.
> hum the opening bars to "jingle bells as I continue to perform maintenance on the bolter.

>>68736453
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Shooting anything heretical or anything shooting at me
>Get brought a man missing a hand
>Well shit
>This might be one of the inquisition
>Can’t fuck this up
>Make a good tourniquet and realize that it can’t be salvaged, even if I had his hand
>Realize that my company tech priest is hovering over my shoulder...drooling?
>It asks if it wants me to give him a new hand
>Before I can respond the cog boy drags my patient off to his tent
>Comes out a little later with a new hand
>And it looks like he didn’t have any painkillers
>lovely.vox
>>68735162
>>68736233
>Oh good, the sisters and Lew are here
>And we have some of the boys from Happy Ending
>Well that helps a lot
>Approach Bios And inform her on the situation

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>Be Tolria, self-proclaimed Exarch of Alaitoc
>Eventually the daemons get bored of tossing the broken sack of bones that used to be the Kabalite
>There seems to be an infinite stream of them pouring out straight at each other
>It's still a stalemate, and the Tau have mostly legged it by now to let the daemons slug it out
>Druchii are flying around overhead
>Sniping a few targets of opportunity here and there
>Kerala helps us pick which ones to shoot at to not give away our position
>A black speck appears on the horizon, arcing towards us
>Thatsaprojectile.uhoh
>Doublecheck my Spiritstone is functioning correctly
>Suddenly, a Reaver flies across and eats the shell in a massive explosion
>Remains of the bike spiral into the side of the water tower over the street and explode spectacularly
>Start celebrting our dark kin's non-voluntary sacrifice to save us
>Stop celebrating when a cracking sound reveals the water tower is collapsing in our direction
>What is it with this place and toppling buildings?
>Sigh as we start running for our lives yet again across the rooftops as the tower clobbers several jetbikers on its way down
>Being crushed by thousands of tonnes of concrete is not on my todo list today, or ever
>This is so unbefitting of us

>>68736056
>>68736071
>>68736233
>Be me
>Loyal servant of Grandfather Nurgle, Steven Armrot
>Currently busy punching a ravager attack vehicle into submission as Grandfather's children drag the drukhari into the snow to die
>The souls of the dark eldar are practically flooding into the gardens, I hope ol' Granpappy's happy with me
>Another Drukhari Venom craft rushes towards me and my Deathguard boys at high speed
>As we get sprayed with gunfire from the drukhari, I lower myself slightly
>Jump up with all my power going into an uppercut punch as the Venom flies over my head
>Fist connects with underside and sends the xenos into the dirt
>Spot several wracks approaching from out of the snow
>Must be a haemonculus nearby, this could be painful
>For them that is, no-one fucks with THIS chaos lord!
>Pick up wrecked Venom and throw it at the wracks as the drukhari that were piloting it run
>Two of the four wracks get knocked on their ass instantly with another getting caught by the Venom and stumbling in the freezing winds
>The final wrack charges me and tries to chop me up
>Grab the various medical implements strapped to it's body and rip them off
>Proceed to beat the wrack with it's own weapons yelling "YOU CAN'T HURT ME WRACK!"
>Man I love servin' Granpappy

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>>68736652
>>68729988
>>68731309
>>68729580
>Be Trooper Monica Jernwick, 78th Risian Light Infantry
>Get put in charge of guarding the medic tent
>That doesn't sound too hard
>Pace around anxiously while trying to tell from the sounds of battle whether we are winning or not
>Hear rumbling noise accompanied by loud battle music and shouting
>Look outside, dozens of Black Templar vehicles are making their way up the road
>I'd hate to be a heretic or a xenos right now
>It takes several minutes for all the vehicles to pass, but once they do, the rumbling continues
>WTF?
>Look outside again
>See huge cone of spinning snow heading up the pass
>Oh shit! Tornado! We were warned that they sometimes form in the Pass when major storms hit the mountains at a certain angle, but they are supposed to be very rare
>Watch it for a few seconds before deciding it is definitely heading this way, and quickly too
>Yell at some nearby men that they need to move the patients before stumbling off towards the dubious shelter of the caves

>>68713431
>Be Shas'O Fi'rios Lad'Ai, AKA Commander Fire Lady
>Ugh, yet again, the Imperial's complete disregard for sensible strategy plus pure dumb luck has paid off to their advantage
>The large mobile force I dispatched from Liveria to seize control of Starrick Pass has found itself trapped in between a large Space Marine force that arbitrarily chose to reinforce Stemton without talking to the Imperial Guard, and a large Imperial Guard force that was sent to help defend the Pass from Dark Eldar and Chaos worshippers that appeared out of nowhere
>Meanwhile, the daemon excursion at Stemton and the spontaneous desertion by our Eldar "allies" have prevented us from pushing back the weakened forces besieging us there
>Even worse, the massive storm moving through the area has effectively grounded our aircraft, battlesuits, and anti-grav units, preventing us from reinforcing either war zone
>Not to mention that Fio'O D'Myr has been badgering me to reinforce his top secret pet project on van Chijeck Island
>It is times like this where I am almost tempted to consume one of those foul alcohol based substances that the Gue'vesa are so fond of

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>>68736937
>Be me
>Loyal servant of Grandfather Nurgle, Steven Armrot
>So where in the warp did that Haemonculi go?
>I got a few words from Granpappy for you asshole!
>As I trudge through the battle, swatting loyalists and drukhari away like the flies they are, see the snow whipping past my face with reckless abandon
>Look up
>Holy SHIT
>That's a tornado!
>I haven't seen one of those since the old days fighting alongside Mortarion!
>Course, if that thing picks me up in it's grip I'm a goner
>Unless....
>Say a prayer to ol' Granpappy as I yell at any of my cultists listening to lend me their prayer
>They chant for Nurgle and my success as I stride confidently towards the terrifying creation of nature
>It quickly grabs me into it's pull, and sends me spinning
>Punch a passing raven strike fighter as I fly through the air
>Direct myself back towards the foot of the tornado and reach out my hands, hoping those prayers worked
>Feel my hands slowly slipping into the tornado
>Grasp onto it, feels a lot like trying to grab onto puke
>Slowly get a grip around the edge of the twister and start to squeeze it
>Am I gonna do this?
>Hell yes I'm gonna do this! Feel the wrath of nurgle mother nature!
>Use my feet to dig into the ground and finally get a good hold onto the ground, dirt surging around my ankles
>Bend backwards with all my strength as the cultists, deathguard and nurglings alike all watch and cheer me on
>With a furious yank, slam my arms down towards the ground and watch the currents of wind slowly whoosh down with me
>The wind seems to calm around me for a time as I stand there, thinking back on what I just did
>Not even Mother Nature can stand up to this chaos lord! FUCK YEAH

>Be Sister Bios
>According to the Cadians and everyone else, the sitrep simply reads "clusterfuck"
>Not that that's a problem, of course
>It just means more targets for us to burn
>We LIVE for this, riding around in chaos to burn things
>The heat of the flamers is melting the snow, which promptly refreezes into slippery ice over everything
>Someone starts yelling about a thor-nay-doe or something coming
>I don't know what that is, I hope it's something we can set on fire
>Look to the north
>I can't see anything through th-BY THE EMPEROR WHAT IS THAT
>That must be what they meant
>We sure don't get those on Ophelia VII
>Anyway, we sure as hell can't burn it
>Gun it up the hill to the shelter of the caves
>The Immolator's treads don't get any traction on the ice
>I knew all that ice was a bad thing, fire is always better
>All the while everyone else legs it up the hill and the "thor-nay-doe" gets closer
>Vox one of the Black Templar vehicles
>Can you give us a tow up the hill
>Like, right now please?

>>68736514
>>68736233
>Be Captain Priscilla Von Hansburg, 4th Baroness of Bluven, 1st Happy Ending Regiment
>Hear large banging noises from inside the Crassus
>Not good
>Draw my laspistol and poke my head down into the main passenger hold
>Relax a bit when I notice it is just our Black Templar "watcher" sitting next to the ruined body of a mandrake
>I honestly forget he exists most of the time since he almost never talks, and is usually found lurking in some quiet corner
>Pretty sure he is taking his orders a bit too literally, it has been months since he was ordered to attach himself to my company
>Also, not sure why he is wearing a tophat and a bowtie
>Ah well, not going to start complaining now since he is apparently the only one capable of watching my back
>Head back up to the command deck to yell at some infantry squads for not providing tight enough security to the Crassus

>>68724016
>>68730884
>>68730131
>Be Dracon Wyen'dala, Kabal of the Frozen Heart
>Make a stop over on my way to Starrick Pass in order to check up on Hekatrix Slyfa's pack of morons
>Not unsurprisingly most of them took shelter in some caves to have a good ol'fashion orgy
>Slyfa herself seems to have been stabbed in the back while pleasuring herself watching a skirmish from a nearby ledge, while her buddy Wackclaw got shot while doing lines of powdered drugs up in a tree
>You can always count on Slyfa's band to find a way to have a good time
>Take some pictures so I have some good humiliation material when she gets reincarnated
>Stop for a bit while deciding whether I should move forward to Starrick Pass, fall back to Stemton where the fighting is picking up again, join the orgy, or perhaps investigate these rumors of a mysterious white grot taking potshots at my forces
>Decisions, decisions

>>68738075
>be me
>sneakyboy little finger
>finally caught up to the flame tossin’ ‘ummies
>feels warm over ‘ere
>climb up into a tree and start popin spiky ‘ummies and blue and green ‘ummies
>>68737380
>see one green one holdin a cyclone
>can’t let you live ‘ummie
>load a tank busta shot and get the ‘ummie In then head
>cyclone barrels into some red and green ‘ummies
>quietchuckle.pew
>look at the white haired flame tossars
>one of them got somfin on ‘er armor
>B...somfin...o...s
>must be how the ‘ummies spell boss
>guess i run over watch and keep poppin spikys
>thanks to the paint, they dont see me
>feels good

>>68736937
>Be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Ran out of shells, using my revolver until I get back to the medic tent
>bigiron.vox
>See the big fucking tornado in the distance
>ummmmrun?.voxcast
>Monica is getting the others ready to move the wounded
>Head there to help and resupply on ammo and medical supplies
>With one man over my shoulder I move out to see that the tornado isn’t moving
>Then it changes corses wildly, right into the main heretical forces fighting in the valley
>wtf.vox
>No matter, back into the tent
>Saw some deldar come out of those caves, don’t want to risk it if we don’t have to
>Congratulate Monica for her quick thinking and move everyone back into position
>Wonder how Lew is doing

>Be Inquisitor Leonpines Edric of the Ordo Xenos
>Now stuck in Liamhelm due to a tornado ravaging the pass
>This give me the time brif my kill Team
>They might not be ready to fight daemons but the eldar are seriously going to regret coming here
>Send Vox to the black Templars about the Iron warriors in the tunnels
>We leave the Corvus Blackstar for a Land Raider with inquisition colors on our way to the pass
>In said Land Raider we find Lupanarium who is trying to rejoin his retinue
>I still keep the pilot of the Corvus Blackstar in case that we need a more heavy support fire
>Right when we are exiting Liamhelm we're stopped by some arbites
>They want us to go back at Groxbridge and by force if necessary
>Some of the Deathwatch veterans snickers I just rais my artificer bolt pistol and ask him if he really want to do this
>He answer in the most heretical manner and I execute him
>The rest of the arbites is shot by the lascannons of the Land Raider
>Declare the governor a heretic that needs to be purged

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>>68738782
>Be me
>Loyal servant of Granpappy Nurgle, Steven Armrot
>Celebrating the fact that I just successfully suplexed a tornado by giving nurglings leg-ups into another crashed ravager
>As I lean down to help another of Granpappy's children up, feel a slight dink on the back of my head
>Fuckwasthat.jpg
>Feel the back of my hair, notice the remains of anti-tank round lying in the snow
>Did someone just try and destroy me with some weak-ass bullet like this?
>mfw
>Spot a vague shape at the edge of the snow
>Whistle at the nurglings to chase whatever it is down
>The mysterious snow-runt runs off, nurglings chasing after him
>Run after them, a wicked smile on my lips
>CAN'T GET THROUGH NURGLE'S BLESSINGS SCUM!

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>Be me, Imperial fists 5th company Lieutenant Gereon Paulicus
>Garrisoning Groxbridge with a few squadrons of astartes and Armageddon Steel Legionnaries
>I've been busy fortifying the city in preparation for storm Caliche, most buildings and vehicles should be secured against the coming storm
>As we're sending out storm warnings throughout the city, we receive a call for aid in Brannet
>There appear to be several individuals firing autoguns at random civilians, buildings and vehicles
>Get my jump pack on and head out with a squad of Assault Marines
>By now there are rapports from all over the city, it appears that they're heading for the industrial districts
>Rush out into the street, the sound of gunfire echoing from a couple blocks down
>Power up jump packs and leap up into the air through the snowstorm
>Slam into the ferrocrete road and end up crushing one of the insurgents wearing a large straw hat
>Insurgent next to him lets out a terrified screech followed by the rest of his surrounding comrades opening fire on me
>Other battle brothers land shortly after and begin chopping the terrified insurgents to pieces, but not before the nearby Tornado Sirens go off
>As we are still wearing jump packs we may be able to survive being tossed by the Tornado, however not without great risk
>Look around and spot a nearby warehouse
>Sprint toward it and create an astartes-sized hole in the wall
>Order squadron inside first, I go in last
>The workers inside are horrified, I assure them that so long as they cooperate, they'll live
>Barricade the hole as best we can with the workers help
>Attempt to move away from the hole as quickly as possible
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>45 minutes later, and the storm has passed
>None of my brothers have been killed, but several have been wounded shielding the workers
>I appear to have a slab of ferrocrete on top of me
>Punch it asunder with my power fist and stand up
>"Back to work, brothers!"

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>>68738075
>Be Dracon Wyen'dala, Kabal of the Frozen Heart
>Currently sitting on top of Mount Mufasa watching the storm crash into the mountains
>The lightning and wind gusts are so frequent you can almost feel the mountain tremble
>If you look closely, you can see the little eddies where tornadoes are being formed
>Lean back, inhale another mouthful of hallucinogens and distilled souls, and breath out
>So glad I didn't join Jim'baa and those other idiots down in Starrick Pass, visibility must be terrible, and even I would have a hard time flying in that mess

>>68726912
>>68736071

>Be Sigma-32d, Master of Skitarii and/or hovercraft
>Three of the four corridor generators are now providing an intermittent path across the fault, but without the fourth the descent and ascent are both brutal
>Two of the three ammo carriers have landed somewhere near the Armageddon positions, one got caught by a gust of wind and is now a pile of burning splinters halfway across the foothills of Mount Mufasa
>Archaotech space defence weapon now under the control of presumably-Tau, possibly-Chaos, possibly-Dark Eldar.
>Town is in open insurrection, attempts on the steelworks are being fended off by emplaced tarantula turrets and the Skitarii garrison, plus a few of the Guard Leman Russes
>Crude anti-tank rockets are proving largely useless against Imperial armour, but can do decent damage to the turrets and Skitarii groups
>Pull most of the troops out of the chemical plants, it's not particularly defensible without the turrets and we need them at Starrick
>Make it halfway back over the mountains when the storm hits

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>Be Arbites
>Be run ragged across the city
>These damn insurgents are everywhere
>Some of our squad left behind in Brannet to secure portions of the district
>We got deployed to Vaulian Yards, but the conies (as we're calling them) are all over us
>Pushed back into the chemical plant with the Skitarii
>By the Emperor, these conies are incomprehensibly stupid
>They are firing rockets at one of the most volatile industrial complexes on the planet
>Good thing the Sisters are in the fight and not over here, they'd cause it to go up like a stick of dynamite with their pyromaniacy
>The Mechanicus defences are slowly being whittled down
>Looking over at the storage zones, one of the warehouses containing over a thousand tonnes of ammonium nitrate has caught fire and is blazing rather fiercely
>I remember enough from a chemistry book I once found to know that's probably a very, very bad thing
>Order comes for the Mechanicus to pull back to the Edka steelworks
>I think we'll tag along
>Yes, I think it would be best to get out of here
>I don't want to be here when it goes up
>I'll be back, lawbreaking scum
>We're the last to leave after the Mechanicus have departed
>Warehouse is still burning
>There's a sudden flash as the sky lights up like the suns and---

>Be Imperial Fists Brother-Sergeant Sammos
>All is quiet atop Hill 924
>The garrison of Firebase Imperator's Reach is just barely out of the reach of the winter storm
>Much of our visibility is cut off as the top is in a cold, dense, fog
>What communications we can receive indicate heavy fighting to the Southeast in Starrick Pass and skirmishing with rebels inside Groxbridge
>The only other frequency we can get is a vox-entertainment station in Groxbridge
>If this were not an active combat zone I might inquire as to where they source such ancient recordings
>Instead I must find a way to send support from our secluded post
>lightbulb.codex
>I'm in a firebase with five basilisk batteries
>Fifteen guns in all
>Each cannon has a range of over fifteen kilometers
>We don't need to see our target to hit it
>Plot out known targets in Groxbridge and Starrick Pass
>Remind the guard manning the guns to double check their calculations and make sure they haven't forgotten any factors
>Set two batteries to fire on targets in Groxbridge
>The other four are to target Starrick Pass
>Send a broadcast to Lieutenant Paulicus that we can provide artillery support if he had provide a spotter in the field
>Hopefully he get's the message through this weather
>I'd rather not fire into a populated area without a spotter
>As for Starrick Pass
>Send word to their last known freq requesting a spotter and advising them to be prepared for dangerclose
>Wait by the vox operator in the firecontrol bunker for reports from either force

>Be Sister Bios
>The thor-nay-doe changes course at the last minute
>It's makeing a beeline for Groxbridge now
>Not our problem any more
>Finally get the Immolator up and over the hill
>Hopefully we didn't damage the engine, or we'll get an earful from the cogboys later
>Ahh, the familiar battle scene
>I'm starting to like this clusterfuck
>Before we can get stuck in again, the vox crackles to life
>It's a communication from an Astartes in a firebase to the NW
>They're requesting an artillery spotter
>This isn't the job we normally do and frankly it is rather beneath us
>However, we appear to be the only force not either running around like headless grox, fully absorbed in combat, or both
>We'll have to do, it seems
>Vox back that we are available to spot for the pass
>We can't see much, but we can try
>They'll have to instruct us how to do it too, since we sure as hell don't know how
>Here's hoping we don't direct fire right onto allied forces

>>68742360
>be me
>Guardsman Lew
>burning foul xenos scum and helping my fellow Cadians and the sisters
>>68739567
>some nurglings are trying to get to the camp
>oh hell no
>fireout.molotov
>call me twisted, but it’s nice to see those freaks burn
>Sister Kate seems to have sobered up
>or if nothing else, she is sober enough to break a dark eldar’s spine over her knee
>note to self, make sure she is in a good mode before the booze is passed around
>see Graves is doing what he does best
>good
>something grabs my leg
>it’s a dark eldar
>it yells at me for help
>before realizing who’s leg she has ahold of
>toasty.wav
>i love my job

>>68742360
>Be Imperial Fists Brother-Sergeant Sammos
>Work comes back from Groxbridge
>It's from a detachment of Sisters of Battle
>Not who I expected, but it works
>They've never spotted for artillery before
>Explain that we need them to observe where the shells land so we can adjust our fire
>It's not difficult in itself
>Performing the task in a combat zone is bit trickier
>A spotter needs to be close enough to direct the fire, but not so close as to be in the way of said fire
>We'll fire a volley of three
>One from each of the three batteries pointing towards the pass
>Hand the handset back to the vox-operator
>Step outside the bunker
>Order guns 7, 10, and 13 to each fire once
>The muzzle blast clearing a small area around the guns of fog
>Now just to wait for the report from the sisters
>Hopefully the vox can get into touch with a possible spotter in Groxbridge

>>68743249
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>Word comes back from Starrick Pass

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>Be Rogue Trader Stannim Lherzon
>And to think I was having a nice, relaxing time at home
>There are running street battles between insurgents and Arbites and scattered PDF troops around the district
>The cone-hats here didn't last very long after they shot the windows out of several houses full of angry Eldar
>I didn't even get to cap any myself
>Pull the shutter down on the broken window to stop the snow and wind getting in
>The fire is still going thankfully, and the couch is fine
>A glow appears on the horizon to the south-east
>All the fighting stops as people presumably turn to gawk at it
>After several seconds it fades away and the gunfire resumes
>About thirty seconds later, there's a thunderclap that rattles the building
>It's the sort of noise that shakes your bones and you feel through your feet
>Fighting briefly stops again as the combatants wonder what the hell that was
>Never a dull moment in this cursed city
>Pull out today's copy of the Imperial Times
>There'll always be the Imperial Times
>It gets posted through the door at 5am planetary time no matter what
>They must recruit from the ranks of posties

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>>68737420
>Be me black templar marshal
> Get a vox from the sisters of a battle to tow them up a hill.
> well okay then.
> order a rhino to do it, to which they acknowledge with gusto. A large vehicle comes careening up the hill towards them, a shirtless astartes carrying two large chains, to which he throws onto the tank, the hooks digging into the metal. With several loud thunks and the roar of the engine the vehicle is pulled free from it's ice..... then it flips.
> oh..... fuck.
> order the rhino crew to unfuck that vehicle, to which they comply, shirtless marine walks over and charges the vehicle, knocking it back into a proper orientation before hopping atop the vehicle howling at the rest of the rhino crew to hurry the fuck up already, as he's freezing his nips off here with no shirt.
> where the hell did his armor even go anyway?!
> Techmarine pokes his head from a hatch, yelling at the shirtless battle brother that it was his fault for getting mud clogged in the exhaust vents.
> ah, that makes sense.

>>68743027
>be me
>sneakyboy little finger
>gotta move now
>green ‘ummie had some run afta me, but they burned
>move to new snow covered tree and start shootin’
>>68740396
>purple, greens and blues start to thin out near the ‘ummie tents
>scan the mountains with me scope for nearby targets
>see a purple spiky ‘ummie laughin
>ohnoyoudontyagit.pew
>damn it
>under compensated for da wind
>but i got ‘er ear
>she falls over scared
>gets back up and on ‘er bike
>moight ‘ave to move again

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>Be Sister Bios
>All right, they're firing now
>Wait an agonisingly long time for the rounds to arrive
>A low, rumblimg boom drifts up from the valley
>The artillery isn't that loud is it, surely?
>Then two shells blast against the pass wall to the south
>But where's the third?
>Scan the mountains, looking for the impact
>Out of the corner of my eye, I see an explosion from the summit of Mt. Mufasa, of all places
>Talk about off target
>Good thing it hit the top of the mountain
>There's nobody up there to get hit by it
>Thankfully it doesn't trigger an avalanche either
>Report back in to Brother-Sergeant Sammos
>"Gun batteries of Seven and Ten should be aimed approximately an additional quarter mile to the north-east for optimal effect"
>"Gun Thirteen appears to have a severely defective aiming mechanism, try another gun from the battery"
>Hopefully that will be enough, I want to get back to burning things

>>68745881
>Be Brother-Sergeant Sammos
>Word comes back from the Sisters observing the valley
>Guns seven and ten adjust their elevation
>Gun thirteen's crew call over a member of Adeptus Mechanicus to help re-calibrate its sights
>The rest of batteries thre through five zero in on guns seven and ten's marks
>Eight guns are given the order to fire for effect
>Have the vox-operator send word that a full volley is inbound
>Thank the sisters for the assistance

>>68740396
>>68745398
>>68745881
>Be Dracon Wyen'dala, Kabal of the Frozen Heart
>Watch as the occasional hard point round pings off the rocks nearby my impromptu hookah lair
>Surely no one has direct line of sight on me from Starrick Pass
>It is over 5 kilometers away, through heavy cloud cover, and based on what I can remember from the topography, the walls of the Pass are too steep to see over
>Perhaps they are just stray rounds from some isolated skirmish on the far side of the Pass
>Get incoming transmission from the Tau Commander
>She desperately needs support to protect some project on van Chijeck Island
>Already well aware of what is there, having visited the place several times over the centuries
>It should be fun though watching the Tau trip over themselves trying to protect their precious "secrets"
>Also, some of the rewards she is offering are intriguing
>Order some of my best squads to drop what they are doing and head over to van Chijeck Island
>Hop on my own jetbike and fly away
>Just as I am leaving, part of the mountain range explodes in a barrage of artillery strikes
>Deliberate assassination attempt or gross incompetence?
>Who cares?
>Hit the throttle and blast off into the stormy sky with a hearty laugh

>>68739455
>>68737507
>>68745881
>Be Captain Priscilla Von Hansburg, 4th Baroness of Bluven, 1st Happy Ending Regiment
>Hear on the vox that the Governor has been declared a heretic
>No one seems to care much, they are all probably concentrating on the fight
>Oh right, I should probably make a guest appearance outside given that vox transmissions are basically just confusing gibberish at this point
>Whole tank rattles as someone calls in close range artillery support
>Ouch, I think my internal organs just shifted a bit out of place
>Walk past the tophat wearing Black Templar and head outside, if he follows he follows, if not, then he doesn't
>The visibility is slightly better than before, not sure if that is a good thing or not though
>Nod to Sergeant Cliveton, he looks no less deadly, even in glamorous furs
>Pat Chastity Sinclair on the back while she vomits on a dead Tau, I guess this is her first taste of actual face-to-face combat, maybe next time she will think twice before volunteering for front line duty
>Notice a bunch of Fire Warriors rushing our left flank
>Heroically draw my sword and order everyone to open fire...
>Then duck behind cover the second everyone's back is turned to shoot at the enemy
>See, being an officer is pretty easy, way better than being chased by daemonettes or confronting angry senile Space Marines

>>68746420
>Be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>Just received the new shipment of real painkillers
>Thank the Emperor for real painkillers
>See a eldar trying to get away on her bike
>Can’t spend my time trying to hunt every foul xenos I see
>Idea.vox
>Get Bios on the vox
>Ask her if she hasn’t ever hunted xenos with bait
>She responds in confusion
>Tell her that we empty the boxes of painkillers into our reserves save for one
>Then one of us pose as a rouge trader and “set up shop”
>Tell her we can do this when it all calms down
>I hear a evil chuckle from her end of the vox
>Why do I feel like she is way to into this?

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>>68746420
>Be Dracon Wyen'dala, Kabal of the Frozen Heart
>Land on van Chijeck Island
>A chaotic four-way battle is going on between the forces of the Inquisition, Tau, Khorne, and Tzeentch
>Remind my henchmen to leave the Tau alone before hoping off my jetbike directly into the melee
>Land in the middle of a bunch of Tzeentchi cultists who apparently think that reading a bunch of books makes them experts in close combat
>This is going to be fun

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>Die

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>>68736652
>>68745881
>>68746905
>Be Ex-Imperial pilot Antonius now a scion of the retinue of the inquisitor Lupanarium of the Ordo Malleus
>Wake up in a tent
>My arm is hurting even more
>It's like someone was trying to replace the bone
>Realize that a tech-priest is remplacing my arm and that he is happy to do it
>By the Emperor did he put any painkiller, I feel everything
>And it hurts
>Rush out of the tent just to find a medic officer and Hiems looking at me in the middle of the battlefield
>Pass out again
>Wake up few ours later in the same tent
>My arm is now a lot heavier
>Walk out of tent just to see some tornadoes and one the summit of the chain of mountain explode nurglings still running around people burning, Dark Eldar on drugs T'au charging in melee and black Templars riding bikes in this absolute mess that is now the pass
>Shoot a Tau with my revolver
>With my radium pistol in my new hand start killing the deldars
>Imperiumfuckyeah.vox
>I should start looking for an officer in charge because I can't see any my fellow scions comrades around here
>Punch a camelfoot in the face with the cross of my revolver
>At least I am alive

>Be Arbites Frank
>oooooouch
>That hurt
>I'd say I want to execute the heretic who did that, but they probably offed themselves in their own explosion
>I appear to be alive, so that's a victory
>And there's still lawbreakers everywhere
>Stop, heretic! Get back here!
>Battered vox crackles
>I'm a little busy here
>It's from an Astartes
>Immediately stop, Astartes take priority
>I'll catch you later, criminal scum
>He wants an artillery spotter
>That massive explosion not enough for you to aim at?
>What are Astartes doing with artillery guns?
>And are you planning to fire into an inhabited city?
>Almost say those things and add that he's nuts, but remember nobody is supposed to question the Emperor's finest
>I'll do it
>It pains me to have to ignore criminals, but I'm on a mission now
>Spend several minutes climbing one of the surviving power pylons in the district
>Emperor, it's freezing and blasting with wind up here
>Still, visibility is as good as it's going to get
>Fire when ready, Astartes

>Be Iron Warrior Sarat
>The chemical plant team have destroyed their target and much of themselves
>That should do lasting harm to the imperial’s image here, and already more decry the governor as a heretic
>Time to take the men for the Edka steelworks where the real resistance waits
>Tried to vox whatever’s left of the chemical plant guerrillas but they all seem to be deaf and still shooting at anything with or without a pulse
>Do get reports of imperials shelling not too far from the city, and its only going to get closer
>Damn imperials just can’t do their shelling properly these days
>I miss the imperial army

By the way, what's the bump limit on /tg/? I'd rather not get decapitated by it like we did last time.

>>68750663
312ish posts I believe, we've got a relatively long way to go so don't worry fren

>Be me, Imperial Fists Lieutenant Gereon Paulicus
>Rushing through the streets killing insurgents
>Many of them have been turned into red mist coating the streets of Groxbridge by the Tornado and the giant explosion that occured a little while ago
>Arbites have finally arrived and are rushing through the streets brutally and effeciantly dealing with as many insurgents as they cam
>I get a signal from Sammos, it appears that we've got artillery ready to fire
>It's spotty, but I should be able to contact him and send a request for an artillery strike soon enough
>More importantly, I've found an insurgent that isn't dead yet
>He's been half crushed by a car and I can hear him moaning
>Walk up to him, remove my helmet and though this is distasteful, it's necessary
>Take a bit out of his arm and gain what information he has
>Ah, now this makes sense
>They've been supplied weapons by Iron Warriors, though these insurgents don't quite know just who their allies are
>They appear to be trying to elliminate the mechanicus, who they think are working for the governor, and unknowingly hindering our war effort
>Then they must be heading to Edka steel works
>That gives me an idea
>Put on my helmet and use my Jump pack to leap to a taller building
>I can see several insurgents moving down the main road close to Edka Steel works, in fact most of them appear to be approaching from that side
>They'll end up getting themselves killed in such great numbers the turrets will deactivate
>Not on my watch
>I see an arbites klinging to a tower nearby
>Must be our spotter
>Switch around vox channels before I make contact with him
>Request that he call in a bombardment on the area the insurgents are coming in from, specifically with short-lived nerve gas
>Blast off with my jump pack and request my Squadron move to me
>Hide ourselves in a small building next to the road leading up to the steel works
>thehunterbecomesthepray.counterinsurgency

>>68746905
> Be me black templar chaperone assigned to the happy enders.
> grab the cowardly captain by the scruff of her collar and throw her to the front of the formation.
"you are a leader, lead from the front."
> take up my bolter and fire single shots at the tau fire warriors.
> Cowardice will not be tolerated among the ranks of this regiment.
> I was assigned to watch over this regiment, and for the past months I have watched this "officer" shirk her duty to lead from the front and attempt to hide in the back ranks.
> That may have passed in whatever highborn regiment she was clearly once a member of. But it will not pass here on this world. It is time she learned how to be a true leader.
> By the emperor this regiment will go down as heroes, or they will go down as martyrs, but they will never be remembered as cowards as long as I breathe.

>>68751617
>be me
>Head Field Chirurgeon Octavious Graves
>These Deldar bitches won’t back off
>Hell I think they can smell the painkillers
>I can make a necklace out of all the teeth I have knocked out of these crazy xenos
>But this is not time for arts and crafts
>Just keep shooting
>At least the tau seem to be thinning
>thatsgood.vox
>One of our engineers suggested using the xenos corpses to make a wall
>Doesn’t that scream “Tyranid All you can eat buffet”?
>Although, a real wall sounds useful
>Commissar starts to think
>Emperor protect you when your commissar starts thinking

Lore Time!
Van Kijeck island !
This island of roughly ten square kilometers is in fact mostly artificiel
This is to support the Stonehenge cannon who was placed here during the dark age of technology
The island is the home of the van Chijek family their mansion overlooking the military complex.
Said complex was used to fire the cannon and linked to the continent by deep tunnels and a naval base
Now only few members of the family still live on the mansion and only gangers on the run reside at the complex
As for the exact location it wasn't really clear where the island was so more information on that would be great

>>>/qst/
Fuck off already

>>68753118
>>68737296
> Be me black templar marshal
> this battle is going in our favor for now, despite interference from other factions, and that one sniper taking potshots at us from the mountaintop that no one can seem to fine.
> receive a report that the Imperial guard medical unit is under attack to the point where you could build a wall of xeno corpses.
> order several of the heavier vehicles to form up in defensive positions around said medical camp, and for the apothecarion to assist if able.
> The rest of our makeshift force continue to duck and weave through what can vaguely be construed as "enemy lines" despite them being not nearly organized enough to be called as such.
> Also begin to hear reports of some tau fire warrior firing sniper shots at my men.
> itsassismine.fury
> Begin scanning the surrounding area and looking for any reports of this so called sniper, I want its head mounted on my bike before this day is out.
> Granted this proves difficult as the chaotic vehiclular brawl going on around me deafens me with the sounds of cannonfire, splinter cannons, the reports of many different small arms accompanied by screams in all languages from the dying and soon to be dying.
> Idly fire at a cadre of Tau attempting to form some form of defensive position, shredding them with a storm bolter as I continue to scan elevated position
> I soon decide that if they are not here, then I shall go on a hunt to find this one.
> this tau warrior's head shall be mine.
> I leave the chaplains and squad leaders in charge.
> they are to move as a unified force to engage the insurrection occurring in the chemical plants before engaging targets of opportunity as they see fit.
> all who oppose the emperor's will shall be crushed under our treads and driven before us.
> FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>68753390
no u

>>68753364
Hmm. Perhaps off the coast of North Point to complement the refs?

In the probably 20-25k years since it was built, the island could have suffered badly from coastal erosion and many of the battery's guns might have fallen into the sea over the millennia. I imagine the island would be mostly rockfill, sand and dirt, and once the main seawalls and defenses were worn away it would erode quite fast, with over 17,000 years of neglect providing plenty of opportunity for storms to chip away at the island. Now this stump is all that's left of the once-mighty complex, with the manor house, access building and a handful of guns still clinging on, though each one of the ancient behemoths still packs an immensely powerful punch in its own right.

>>68754596
That sounds interesting, but if there's 15 guns on Stonehenge alone that can fire 5 shots per cannon, that's about 75 mass driver accelerated shots coming out of one platform every, I dunno, 5 minutes? If each one of the platforms were as large (which they probably would be) that'd be 225 shots per 5 minutes (or something like that). If there was actually MORE of them originally, the required power would peak at unreasonable levels. Oh and it'd also be super fucking OP but this is also DAoT weapons we're talking about here so that should be a given.

The actually stonehenge battery itself though would probably be mostly unscathed since the whole thing is built out of Ferrocrete and the guns probably out of heat resistant material and sturdy metals to keep them from exploding due to overuse. All of that would probably make the Island look pretty cool. A ten square kilometre wide weapons platform with gigantic guns running across its edges, complete with a command bunker, standing in the middle of the ocean on a crumbling island. I dunno about you, but I'd totally fight someone to death for that.

>>68755238
That would need a nuclear power plant just to fire if the guns are on electrical power like a laser or plasma if that's the case I think that the power would be transfered by cables via the tunnels under that goes to the continent
I also imagine the island to be protected by some fort in sea like the fort maunsell in the North Sea
Damn this is personnaly my favorite place on the planet now

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>>68755238
Sounds like my next mapping project. There could be a Battle for Stonehenge as enemy factions attempt to stop the Imperium gaining control over and restoring the weapons (this sounds like it would basically need a whole thread, and be a return to the intense CQC the series started with), though it'll probably take a long time to actually get them functioning. Nearly 20k years of rust from being exposed to the sea elements takes a while to scrape off.

Gif related is what the planet would look like, only replace the ducks with cogboys.

>>68755716
I do believe that an on-site nuclear reactor was mentioned in the first post about Stonehenge so the power problem is at least slightly explained there.

>>68756423
Considering how close North Point is to Stonehenge, it'd be kind of a one-sided battle. The Admech flooding the planet though? Yeah that's a definite possibility, and one I only realised now that I may have overlooked when creating the first post. I guess Stonehenge being so worn down that it'd be more efficient to just grab the schematics and try to make a single new turret that'd stop that from happening (at least immediately). As for the whole other thread idea, shieeeeeet, we've already been going for like 3 months, that's probably not gonna be feasible.

Then again, what happens to Stonehenge is up to you guys too, so let’s see what we've all collectively got.

>>68753390
Silence, fag

>>68756880
The North Point base isn't operational yet, so they wouldn't get roflstomped by proximity.

We've still got all the regulars here and lots of unfinished business, so as long as they keep coming we'll keep going. We can't do the grand many-character battles of the early threads, but we can damn well have a go at it.

I'd like to at least get through a full year of Damnatum Lutum time, which would be another 2-3 threads, and if we get that far we might even be able to wrap it up on a full circle - I'd rather give it an orderly ending that let it fizzle out. Just imagine bringing the final thread to a close with Chaos invading again into the mud with Ultramarines arriving and everyone exclaiming "HERE WE GO AGAIN". Cut to credits. Add link to first thread.

>>68757473
yup sounds good
I've honestly been wanting to have these poor templar bastards break off and form their own separate chapter. So I'm hoping to have things come full circle.
I eagerly await the next thread comrades. Until next time.

>>68757746
Wait a minute, we're not finished yet. I mean we hold off on the battle for Stonehenge until next thread.

guy who posts as "former pig shit farmer, now Archbishop of The Church Of The Emperor's Holy Gifts" here

can yall run me up to speed, i have not even noticed this here thread

>>68757473
Oh fuck, I think I misunderstood what you meant. I meant more, "lets not create a whole other series of threads" sort of thing, we can totally keep going until these threads are concluded. I think I get what you mean now though, fighting over Stonehenge would probably require its own threads worth of stuff yeah, but like Groxbridge we can always just keep it as part of the constantly evolving battlefield.

I may also just be a bit dumb, but that's up to interpretation.

>>68758037
It's now winter and everybody is freezing their butts off in a vicious snowstorm. There was the beginnings of an assault on Tau-held Stemton, but everything got diverted to a massive clusterfuck in Starrick Pass. Meanwhile, the Tau hired a Deldar mercenary force and Stemton is the scene of a three-way battle between Tau&Co. and demons of Khorne and Tzeench. There's an uprising in Groxbridge by the not-Vietcong fomented by the Iron Warriors. Anything I miss?

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>Be me, Lord Inquisitor Greger von Rosen
>Managed to kill the remaining berserkers by sheer weight of numbers and extensive use of krak grenades
>Emperor damnit this Suneater is strong
>He's butchered several of my Crusaders already, their Carapace armour is now stuck in his chainswords
>One of the Crusaders managed to lob off one of his mechandrites with his blade, had to jump in and bodyblock the strike coming in from Suneater with my Rosarius
>The snow is flying around us, a full on blizzard has been kicked up
>Daemons are fighting and killing one another up above and crashing down to the ground in such great numbers that the ferrocrete is caked in gore
>It must seem pretty close to Paradise to these Khornates
>Though it's night, I can see a giant deep red sphere in the sky that almost resembles a sun
>Crusaders are still standing firm, Storm troopers are reporting that
>"I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!"
>He charges at me again, this time he's too close for me to react in time though
>He slams into me and almost overloads my Rosarius, his sheer weight is enough to temporarily nullify the pushback he'd otherwise be receiving
>Slam my hands and thereby power axe up against it to push him back
>Can hear him chuckeling and revving up his chainswords
>"WHAT'S WRONG?"
>Can feel my Rosarius getting hotter and hotter, either he lets up or it may just overload
>One of my Crusaders jumps on his back and attempts to stab through his head
>The extra weight of the Crusader slows down Suneater enough that my Rosarius kicks in and the Mechandrites are forced open, along with sending Suneater back
>"WHAT IN THE-"
>Two hand power axe as Suneater elbows the Crusader in the temple
>Slash off two more of his Mechandrites
>In a rage Suneater spins around and flings the Crusader at me
>He overloads my Rosarius and we're both sent skidding across the blood and snow covered ferrocrete
>Crusader eventually manages to slow us down but we're quite far away from the enemy at this point
Cont…

>>68758154
>Stand myself and the Crusader up, rush toward Suneater as another Crusader just narrowly blocks one of his strikes
>We're down to about 6 men including me, hopefully we'll be enough to defeat this champion
>The rest of the Crusaders are focusing on attacking his Mechandrites, that ablative armour needs to go and it needs to go fast
>Two of them manage to slash off the ablative end of one mechandrite each, a third stabs Suneater in the back to little effect
>"OH YOU SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT"
>Suneater spins around violently and kicks one of the Crusaders to the curb
>He punches another in the helmet sending him skidding across the platform
>Finally he hacks off the sword arm of the one who managed to stab him
>Manage to reach him before he finishes the job and swing my power axe at his head
>His final Mechandrite moves up, but it's a little late and just ends up getting itself destroyed
>Pre-emptively duck as he turns around and attempts to slash off my head with the now extended rotary blades on his forearms
>They slash across my helmet and nearly cut through to my skin, but luckily the other two Crusaders that are standing up slam into him with their shields, throwing off his attack
>He still manages to kick me in the stomach though, sending me skidding across the ground again
>Vision's slightly blurry, but I can still see my enemy
>Stand up, watch him kick both of the other Crusaders down
>Before he lands a killing blow on one of them though, he suddenly stops himself and turns around
>He looks absolutely furious
>Turn and see what he's looking at, seems like a couple Dark Eldar have arrived
>What looks to be their Dracon is currently engaged with a couple of Tzeenchians
>See him pick up the power shield of the now one-armed Crusader and hurl it toward the Dark Eldar
>"THOSE ARE FOR ME LATER YA GREEDY XENO BITCH!"
>Charge him while his back is turned
>Suddenly feel a strong gust of wind picking me and everyone else around me up
>Oh shit

>>68758153
You missed the giant anti-planetoid mass driver the third inquisitor who showed up is fighting with the Tau, DE and Daemons over and the new governor being declared a heretic by one of the other inquisitors.

>>68758153

and how long chronologically has it been since the events in the last thread?

the last thing i posted was Archbishop fighting daemons in town square along side the sisters

>>68758037
Ok so there are some heavy fighting in the mountains with Tau, deldars used as mercenary by the Tau, nurglites and the Imperium trying to cross the mountains All of this in a giant snow storm
Back in Groxbridge there's an uprising who was prepared by the last Iron warriors against the new governor who has been declared a heretic due to him being sympathic towards the Taus
A third inquisitor is here to secure a super weapon that could be capable of destroying hive fleets
And your cathedral is almost finished but could be destroyed by the Iron warriors

>>68758255
A couple months I think, it was autumn then and it's winter now, right around new years in fact.

>>68758255
I placed it about a month and half since last time, the prev thread being in this planet's version of late Nov and this one being shortly after the local new year.

>Be former pig shit farmer, now Archbishop of The Church Of The Emperor's Holy Gifts
>be in my spire
>be sitting by the fire, drinking hot coco and reading updates on my Cathedral.
>suddenly hear gun fire
>i got to the window and look out
>there be fighting in the city
>once again i go to the vix set
>once again call the holy militia to arms
>dawn my crusader power armor
>get me Thunder Mallet
>i then join the battle
>clobbering heretics left and right
>Emperorvault.vox