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>>66941215
I've noticed.

>>66941215
No, you didn't! You turned off the whole movie!

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>>66941446
If you're very, VERY lucky

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>>66941215
I must check the infirmary

>>66941215
That explains why your collar its outside of your gorget.

>>66941215
Why the damn is there a guardsman on my bridge?

>>66941705
he's just informed you why

>>66941465
>Captain's log:

>>66941215
Fortunately the auto-safety protocol the explorated installed was engaged and it automatically turned back on.
This is why guardsmen aren't allowed outside their transport containers, now back in your box or you won't get your kibble.

>>66943434
But... if that is the case why are you growing horns Admiral?

>>66943446
Because I really want to fuck you

>>66943446
Damnit, how the hell did you get into my stash of hallucinogens! Those are approved only for nobility you scum!

>>66943434
Oh? Then how do you explain the daemons of Nurgle right over there?

>>66941215
Excellent joke Willoughsby, you almost had me for a second but everyone knows that passengers don't have access to the gellar chamber or the bridge.

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>>66941215
>Sir, your officer's provisions have arri...

>>66943499
That's not a demon of Nurgle, that's my wife!

>>66943499
... They might be a bit obese, but those are members of the ecclesiarchy. You are /dismissed/, guardsman.

... Wait, you lot were picked up on some ass-end backwater, how do you know the name nur-ohfucksomeonegetthecommisiarialattacheto thebridgenow!

>>66943553
Well your wife's right an ugly one I say.

>>66943554
Oh no you don't! I can turn this around on you too admiral! How do YOU know the name of Nurgle? You obviously just identified it with a Chaos God, so you can't pass it off as being a random word I just said.

>>66943602
>Oh no you don't! I can turn this around on you too admiral! How do YOU know the name of Nurgle?
>Admiral
Because he’s higher on the chain of command than you.

>>66943615
So you're telling me that high ranking navy officers know the names of the Chaos Gods? But they aren't Inquisition members...?

>>66943641
Any sufficiently high-ranking member knows of chaos forces, and how to identify them into the four big groups. That is usually the extent of their knowledge, but that is what they need to fight efficiently. Commissars know it too, and they are way below an admiral (80% of the time)

Maybe planetary governors are an exception, because they don't have to fight these forces usually.

>>66943641
*whips out rosette*
I bet you didn't expect that

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>>66943661
Well, I, uh, as you can see by my face, am just a lowly guardsman and ... I heard someone else say it, the Chaos God name. I really didn't know what it meant before hand so I think I will just go elsewhere now. Bye.

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>>66941465
man fuck you i was eating

>>66943662
Indeed I did not.
*also whips out rosette*

There was never even a Gellar Field on this ship. You have some explaining to do.

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>>66943553
I could see this being in universe standup comedy, if such a thing existed.

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>>66944512
Hard to say who the audience would be. Can't be your average guardsman because the Inquisition would kill them for knowing too much.

Can't be Tau, they don't do humor.

Would be eldar but they aren't making fun of the lesser races.

Necrons?

>>66941215
Damnit, not again.

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>>66943865
IT WAS I WHO INSTALLED THE GELLAR FIELD GENERATOR
*Whips out Cog Mechanicus*

I JUST WANTED TO FEEL INCLUDED.

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>>66941215
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0

>>66941215
I'd execute you for that but the deamon that's about to pop out if the helmsman's ass is probably going to do it for me.

>>66941215
Good... i always wanted to see new primary colours

>>66946740
Orks?

>>66946913
THANK THE EMPRAH, I NEVER EXPECTED A MECHANICUS GUY TO JUST BECOME THE GELLAR FIELD GENERATOR.

Looking at him though might have been a good choice I swear otherwise this guy would long have fallen to Khorn.

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>>66947623
WATCH OUT, THERE IS A DEAMON CHEWING ON THE CIRCUTRY!
Oh wait. thats just the admirals cat. Nevermind then. No deamons here.

>>66941465
>>66943081
Fuck... these, I like these posts

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>>66941215
FOOLISH MORTALS

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>>66941215
I dont feel so good sarge

>>66950896
It's fine, walk it off.

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>>66941215
its time for punishment

>>66941215
YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

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>>66951624

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>>66951181
walking made it worse sarge

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>>66941215
awaaaaaaaggggggggg

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>>66941215
YOU WHAT!! ALL HANDS BRAC-----

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>>66941465
>>66943081
>captain's log

>>66943547
Put them on the counter, mind the fire.

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>>66941215
YOU WHAT!?

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>>66941215
No problem, Ensign. Everyone makes mistaA̝̱̝͖̞̹ͣ͂͌ͫͪ͜A̦̦A͙̋̿̊̿̿͌Á̓ͤ̓̈́͆͟A͎͓͍̰͌̇A͚̫ͮAͦͪ̋ͦ̃̇Ã̸A͖̟̜̜ͧͅ
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>>66947674
What a nice looking cat.

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Oh hey guys, what's going on in he-OH MY AAAAGH

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>>66941215
You're delusional, gellar fields can't be turned off.

What does the psychic unit meter say?

>>66953036
3.6 warptgen, Admiral. But that's as high as the instruments w-

>>66946740
Traitors who follow non-Death Guard legions

>>66950553
I challenge you to a danceathon, you win, you take me soul, I win, you defend it against your kin.

>>66952819
Me after a night out with the lads haha.

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>>66953359
Well it's not great, but it's not horrifying.

I have to tell the Inquisition about this, do you realize?

>>66943446
this isn't "yes, and". the scenario you presented didn't occur.

Damn, imagine if the authors had the same middle school sense of humor as this thread. Didn't think it was possible for 40k writing to get any worse, but there it is.

>>66951987
You seem fine. Care to pick up a few more las rifles? I'll see if we can't get you re-registered as a squad all by yourself.

>>66952352
a_twelve_year_olds_idea_of_horror.webm

>>66953941
I dunno man, twitchy stop motion like motions always freak me out

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>>66941215
"I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over my sudden new EVERYTHING."

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>>66941664
That's how Kettenhunde wear their gorgets, it's not armour and I doubt the OP image is meant to be a Naval Armsman.

>>66941664
>that time chaos messes with an ocd captain by just making minor changes to their ship
>like switching the salt and pepper shakers’ places on the tables
>everyone’s uniform collars are popped
>the inside of the captain’s coat now has TWO spare buttons

>>66953775
"I think I saw daemonflesh on the corridor outside."

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>>66954341
You didn't see daemonflesh.... YOU DIDN'T! BECAUSE. IT'S. NOT. THERE.

>>66953938

Twas all but a clever ruse. Ive actually been an inquisitor and I was the one who turned off the gellar field to test the crews faith! You should have executed me on the first sign of mutation! Prepare for blaming

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>>66953036
>>66953359
>>66953775
>>66954403

>routine field safety test they said.

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>>66941215
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING O-

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>>66943081
>>66941465

>>66943446
He's delusional, take him to the infirmary.

>>66943499
3.6 nurglings, not great not terrible.

>>66947593
Ork comedy involves kicking a Gretchin, then laugh and fight who didnt laugh.

If anything they have mostly slapstick.

>>66954341
I have to correct you there, the corridor IS daemonflesh.

>>66946740
>Can't be your average guardsman because the Inquisition would kill them for knowing too much.
depends on the circumstances, maybe a comedy set for a siege regiment facing chaos? so they'd be in the know by this point and have the down time needed to put it on.

>>66946740

Canon is all over the place. Demons and Chaos is common knowledge in some works and then verboten in others.

It's been 10,000 years after a huge demon-civil war, 13 black crusades, and gods know how many incursions. I think the secret's out of the fucking bag, guv

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>>66941476
Well then turn it back on, I can't see anything!

>>66956561
No it's not that's just the new paint work. I told you it was wet

>>66941465
GODS FUCKING DAMN IT. LOST!

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>>66941465
You are a gem anon

>>66946740
>Would be eldar but they aren't making fun of the lesser races.
the dark eldar would though. i could totally see this being dark eldar comedy skits about the mon'keigh

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>>66941215
No, you didn't
Everything is fine, you are delusional.
Take this man to the infirmary!

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>gee midshipman, thanks for showing me to the warp transept, do you really think we might get to see an astropath today?

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>>66941215

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>>66941215
that explains a lot

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>>66941215
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY BONES

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>>66950896
The living quarter is slightly contaminated, I have seen worse

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That explains what happened to the astropath and navigator. I think I'll stay off the command deck for a while

>>66941465
Minimalist humour. Very good.

>>66956508
>Ork comedy involves kicking a Gretchin, then laugh and fight who didnt laugh.
Also, whoever laughed.

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URRURURURURUUR

>>66941465
This is funniest fucking post I've ever seen on /tg/

You know I feel like this is time that could be spent turning them back on...

>>66952390
fuck me died twice

>>66960268
There's a big fat great unclean one blocking the way though.

>>66941215
https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg

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>>66941215
>“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHICH ONE?”
>“WHY ARE THERE SIX?”
>“WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD INSTALL A DAMAGED GELLAR FIELD GENERATOR?”
>”WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD INSTALL SIX DAMAGED GELLAR FIELD GENERATORS?”
>”NO, THERE IS NOT A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DAMAGED AND REFURBISHED!”
>“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS IN THE TECHNICAL BRIEFING? WHAT BRIEFING FOR WHO?”
>"WHERE'S NUBBY? I'llKILLSTRANGLEMURDERTHATLITTLEBASTARD GOODDEALI'LLSHOWHIMAGOODDEAL!"

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Im fortifyng this position. Hans, pass me the barbed wire

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>>66952597
Is it the Wife's?

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>>66960692

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>>66941465
Best post in thread

>>66955972
It's 15000 GUOs actually.

>>66961201
At least we know it works

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>>66946740
T'au do humor what are you talking about?
At least, they would banter with and mock each other in the Farsight novel.

>>66959176
Who gave the Catachan Carapace Armour?

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>>66941465
Why are you so funny, anon?

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>>66941465
>>66943081

>>66954234
The item in question is actually a refractor field generator.

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>>66943081
>>66941465

>>66952819
Leviathan?
Hellraiser?

>>66941215
"oh shit, this fucker has gellar pox. BURN EVERYTHING!"

>>66963899
Event Horizon

>>66944430
Seems like the Teksaan regiment knows the standard procedure.

>>66964116
What about the Daemonettes using the railings for pole dances? I'm not cleaning that shit again.

>>66964527
But railings are horizontal, how do they...

>>66965209
They've ripped railings out and set them up as stripper poles. It's created a huge falling hazard on most of the walkways.

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Put me in the screencap

>>66941465
I don't get it

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>>66965510
The daft lieutenant approaches the admiral to inform him that, due to his gross negligence, he had accidentally shut off the Gellar field. The Admiral, in reponse, bluntly states that he is already aware of this fact. Humour is derrived from the fact that the Gellar Field traditionally prevents the fictional "Warp", known for causing random and violent variations in space-time, random mutations, and rife with daemonic entities, from affecting the crew. However, the Admiral's face is shown to have been hideously mutated in a rather silly manner, giving comical credence to his statement.

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>>66941465
>>66943081

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>>66941465
lel

>>66941215
Normally I'd have you executed for treason, but I think I'll just let the daemons murder-fuck your tender asshole.

>>66960465
Based Sargeposter.

>>66941215
We...don't have one? Wait, where did we recruit you again?

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>>66941465
Someone cap this shit.

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>>66941465
Actually made me laugh like a retard.

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>>66961471
Yes, Krieger #143342523 was a worthy price to pay to find out the conditions of the equipment.

>>66969024
Add >>66943081 and you're good.

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>>66941465
It's getting worse admirplplplplplplplplplpl.

>>66960698
kek, that's great

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>>66953775
>but it's not horrifying.
>I have to tell the Inquisition about this,

Pick one, you can't have both.

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>>66969262
HE'S NOT LYING

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I feel weird, Sarge.

So what's it like being a Blank in this situation?

Oh boy im glad we're in here and not out there

>>66972848
imagine being the one sober guy at bachelor's party

>>66972848
Imagine everyone screaming about a fire blazing over there in the corner but you don't see anything there and when you go over there nothing happens to you so then you leave the room but then turn around to see all your friends morph into screaming charred husks with no visible cause.

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See, sisters? It's easy to get Mon-Keigh to do what you want. All you have to do is show a bit of tit and they'll do anything for you.

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>>66973482
Shit like this is why Slaanesh is a thing you fucking boner ballerinas.

>>66973637
To be fair, we didn't intend for things to get all... warpy... we were bored, you see.

>>66972848
Basically >>66960222

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>>66941215
I have no idea what any of you are complaining about so I'm going back to bed.

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>>66975023
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>66969040
We've dug our defensive trench sir. Shall we hold and com the rest of the crew or will we do a search/rescue party?

>>66977548
...You dug a trench on a spaceship?

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>>66941215
Everyone remain calm, there's no need to panic!

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>>66977567
The warp acts in strange ways sir, we've made do with what we had. Shall we com the rest of the crew then or go in search of survivours?

>>66960692
>Hans, pass me the barbed wire
>>66952819
Never mind. The barbed wire was inside us all along

>>66954176
anon the gellar fields where turned off not a visit from the night lords

>>66941215
Well just go turn them back on. We all make mistakes, captain. For example, I accidentally a whole coke bottle once. There was also this time I gave some complete fucking moron the comfiest, easiest command I could think of, because he was literally retarded, but somehow managed to work his way up to Commander.

>>66960367
Now that's just rude.

>>66960367
Have you considered asking him nicely to move aside?

Alright, lads. Draw straws for sewer duty. Them Nurglings ain't gonna purge themselves.

>>66978731
Not it!

>>66941465
First time I actually laughed at a wojak edit

>>66956788
What about average guardsmen fighting chaos 24/7 of their life?

>>66965362
Thats not it as you can see.

>>66979625
W-what do you mean? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!

>>66979675
HOW YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!? WHY YOU ARE ASKING ME?!

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>>66941465
My keks are all over the floor

>>66941465
Criminally underrated

>>66979724
DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME! I JUST SAW BILLY-BOB GET MELTED BY A PLAUGEWALKER WHEN HE TRIED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

>>66941215
>>66941465
explain?

>>66977567
THE MACHINE SPIRIT IS RATHER CONFUSED IN HOW YOU'VE DUG 1.75 METERS INTO A 0.522 METER DECK.
>>66978022
SUCH STRANGE BIONICS YOU KRIEGERS USE

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>>66941215
>>66941465
Now in audio!
https://instaud.io/3Sbt

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>>66980932
With all due respect Tech Priest, but, unlike others, the only augment us Kriegers need is our standard issued shovel.

>>66981063
Thankis you kind sir.

>>66941465
/tg/ is truly the bestest of boards

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This thread

>>66961363
In points?

>>66946740
>Hard to say who the audience would be. Can't be your average guardsman because the Inquisition would kill them for knowing too much.
I mean there is now a giant 400 billion light year long wound in reality in which the tortured souls of billions scream in unending horror and pain at all times

So it's likely that somewhere out there this exists

>>66972848
You suddenly have friends

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>>66969066

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>>66981063
Based

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>>66983069
Only with the relevant stuff.

>>66983069
based
>>66983606
cringe

>>66981063
Very nice

>>66976354
Do I just read too much into things, or is her purity seal popping off a euphemism for his kick breaking her hymen?

>>66983778
It's a euphemism for a metal foot scraping a wax seal off of metal armor

Also a way to represent motion, direction, and impact

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>>66941215
YoU fooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOLLLLLL!

>>66984170
Or both.

>>66941215
>accidentally
really?

>>66961652
Well I figured if they were tough without it, then they'd be even tougher with it. I also gave him all the stimulants our platoon is allowed.

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>>66985472
Sir! I fixed the Gellar Field!

>>66985968
Admiral sir, it seems it was a good idea to get the 361. Australia division on board at our last stop

>>66985968
Thanks, Tzee.... Emperor!

>>66986737
But Australia historically lost the emu war. Also is there a (Not) Australia deathworld in 40k?

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>>66943081

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>>66941465

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>>66941465

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Look, the Raven Guard have come to save us.

>>66991200
But they weren't on the passenger manifest...

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>>66941465

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>>66991688
Don't worry; they even have a librarian͚̟̼̩̼ͬ̋̍̈́ͣ̑ ̴͉͇͕̔̍ͣ ͚̗̥̭͎̫̖̽̊͘
Ȍ͕̌̌H̰̘̣̟ͭ ̛̠̉͐͆̊͐̈́̚Š̘̼̭̻̹̀̓̃͌̌ͅH̪̻̘̘ͅI̱̘̗̯̝̎ͯ͗͆͊͘Ṭ͕̈̿͐͂̈ ̮͔̒̆ ̍̉̊ͯ̑͞
Ṕ̴̷̢̦̼͈̝͔̭̪̮͐̓̇͆ͮͣh̛̥̙͙̳̝̜͙͇ͤͮͤ͂ͮͩͯ'̨͍̳͓̻͚ͫ͂ͣ̍͜ñ͉̺ͣͪͅg̪͓̗̒̎̏̇̾ͫ̕l̢̞͈͇͇̎̈͂͡u͎͙̞̭̮̜̥̜͒i̗̮̩̺͎̦̾͂͊ ̬̺͈͚̩ͣ̏̒ͬͤ̑m̸̢̡͓̼̰͋ͧ͐g̥̳̠̼̦̔͂̀̂̋̓̾̇͊́͡l̸̼̄̓ͭͭ͘͜ẘ͈̞̫̙̙̝̝̈́'̷̨̛͉̳̭̥̜̄̓ͭ̽ͯn̸̡͉͙͍͚͖͌ͮ͢å͍̤̺̬͋ͬ͜f̞̙͔̫̰̥̦ͤ͠h̳̺̹̩͆̽̍͂̒ͪ̀ ̵̦̪̽̓̄͝C̤̥̠̪̑̽̄͌̂ͪǫ̶̣̗ͤ̀̾́ȓ͍͕ͫ̑͛͟͠͝ą̵̛̻ͭx̞̰̰͆͢ ̴̴̞̱̄̉̀͒̂̚O̧̡̟̘͙̪̼ͧ͐̆̈c̨̨͚͕̰̖̬̙͖͇͙͐̾̽̿̒̌cͣͬ͋ͧ̈́͐͠ủ̵̻̳̹̰͈͆̐ͮ̃̔͢ḽ̵̡̈́̔͜i̴͖̤͔̜͕̻̰̩̻͒͐ͫ́̕ ̡̳̘̻̯̖̙̯͚ͭ͘w̷̡͓̗̓ͬͪ̐̒̆͂͞g̵̯̎ͤ́̊͝a͈̪̟̭̯ͣͫͫͧ̆͆ͭ̌h̠̻̀̀'̡̧̳͖̫͇͖̟̹̱ͧ͊̃n̴̪ͩ̆̃ͨ̃̐̉͛̚͢ǎ̸̛̖̜̞̗̱̣̱͋̽̌͛̿ͣ̒͢g̢̥̖̹̞̥̘̊̐ͮͩͨ̉ḷ̛̬͉̱̪̾ͩ͘ ̷̩̮̺̬̯̂̐ͧͧ̽͆͗͞f̞̝͓̭̝̱̳̏͠h̴̢̺̤̠͐̒̂ṭ͙̩̯̹͓̳̪ͩ͛ͤ̎̽̀̇̉́a̟̥͒̔ͦ͐ͮͦ́͜ģ̫̼̬͍ͯͧ̀͛ͬn̯̫͚͓ͪͤ̔ͨ͗̾̀̕͢ ̩͚̜̠ͦ͋̈͐̀̀

>>66954236
I laughed more than at the log

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>>66993749
Hans, get the stubber. The heavy stubber. Right lads, will give 20 minutes if we dont hear anything from the techies we will have to go and find a solution. Any volunteers?

>>66943499
It's rude to talk about the Navigator when she is navigating.

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>>66960367
Try this.

Chaos is dumb since not even Tzeentch would have a ship lose it's Gellar field and have NOTHING happen for days or weeks while they are in the warp and just have people murdering each other in anticipation.

Infact, Daemons boarding the ship probably keeps morale up

>>66978884
Looks like we found a volunteer!

>>66994287
By the ancient laws of "Not It" someone else must go

>>66994287
Great! Get him kitted with a rebreather, soap, and a can of spray deodorant.

>>66941215

Since we are having this conversation right now, I very much doubt that. Furthermore, one does not simply "turn off the gellar field" during transition in the warp. It's not a on-off switch, you know, there are powerful safeguards in place.

>>66994337
You understand the creative stupidity of groundpounders.

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>>66994287
>>66994300
At least its not as bad as Vraks

>>66941215
> I accidentally the Gellar Fields
>> You accidentally what?
> The Gellar Fields

>>66954236
> Random items are now askew
> 1 Red pen is in the blue pen box
> Sentences are complete but no dot at their end
> And I think the worst part is when the guy comments at the end but greentexts it Can you imagine such a faggot

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>>66941215

>>66960465
>>66959701
>>66982823
>>66993749
Quick, tell me, before we die, Source???

>>66996263
Cabin in the woods, faggot.

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>>66941215

I think a fault this egregious deserves a demotion to Third Technician.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gXaq0fmzk

>>66941664
>>66941705
Since based on the metal banana hanging from his neck he appears to be the current duty officer

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>>66941465
This post makes me giggle like an idiot every single time I see it.

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>>66943081
Who says /tg/ is dead, all we need is more posts like these.

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>>66941215
Hello fellow guardsmen, is everything all right?

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>>66941465
>>66943081

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>>66941465

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>>66941215
>>66941465
>>66943081

Put me in the screen cap

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>>66941215
Really Dude?

>N I C E

>>66941215
Day 4: The Gellar Field is still off. I don't even think the ship is a ship anymore. It seems to be a daemon-whale and the gellar field generator has transformed into a spleen. Not even sure how I am writing this as my hands popped off and ran away an hour ago.

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>Be me
>Krieger soldier #143342523
>Some dumbass turned off the gellar fields while warp traveling
>Its been a week since that (dont know if in real space time or warp time)
>Weve managed to dig a series of trenches in the cargo bay
>The techpriests are baffled on how weve dug a 1,75 m deep trench in a 0,55 m hull
>Siege warfare, I aint got to explain shit
>A party is formed to search for the control room and, if possible, a living astropath
>Theres suicide missions, theres krieg missions, theres suicide krieg missions, and them theres our mission
>I knew we should have stayed on planet digging trenches

>>66996263
Google Roboutian Heresy Raven guard.

>>66941465
Haha

>>66941215
Not now lieutenant. My penis has grown 3 feet and whispers grand smut into my mind.

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>>66961557
Anyone got a sauce on this?

>>66999115
I'm now imagining a group of three Kreigers wandering the ship like the Three Stooges.

>>66999115
I love the idea that the trenches weren't warp fuckery, but Krieger genius.

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>>67000533
You are not worthy if you don't know her.

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erm Sir, this is our ships arsenal now...

>>67001960
Motherfucker what do you think I'm trying to do?