Where's the toggle to turn on the pump for the Blood of the Innocent?
I'm looking at the Gas and Diesel, but that's all I see.
The guy is paying in silver dollars and starting to creep me out.

>>66164962
Stare directly into that big green star that appeared last week for half a minute or so, and then look back at the pump, the adjustments to your eyes should have been made.

>>66164962
You don't know how to get the pump for the Blood? Shit man. How have you survived this long?

>>66163187
I almost slipped on a puddle of ooze and I'm pretty sure that one guy in a trenchcoat and mask who makes weird noises when he thinks no one notices is responsible. I swear, I'm gonna give that weirdo a piece of my mind.

Also is it just me or do parts of his clothes sometimes bulge out randomly. It's almost like a bunch of midgets standing on each other's shoulders jn that coat. Freaky.

>>66163187
>"Hey, Dave, did the day shift super tell you we were expecting any deliveries? There's a couple of dudes in cheap black suits and Ray-Bans here, say they've come to install an arcade cabinet."
>...
>"Beats me, man, I didn't hear the truck either. They just wheeled it it in on a dolly and whipped off the tarp."
>...
>"Never heard of it. Artwork looks pretty vaporwave though, and the cabinet's totally cherry. Called Poly-something..."

>>66163187
not much to add to the thread but have never been able to forget reading "Why I Left Harry's All-Night Hamburgers" by Lawrence Watt-Evans years ago

>be me
>working night shift
>get shipment of stock
>big shipment
>like really monstrously fuckhueg shipment
>cannot fit it all into the store
>boxes open themselves and hornets swarm out
>they don't sting anybody
>they just fly off with the cash register

goddammit not again

>>66166635
>Why I Left Harry's All-Night Hamburgers
good read, thanks anon

>>66167041
Sounds like a similar problem to what happened last month. And the month before that.

>>66169692
Dammit, I keep telling you: once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a conspiracy. Next time, keep the invoice so we can find out who's sending us these fucking hornets.

>>66166635
>>66169656
Its being made into a movie you know

>>66167041
I've for real been there except it was raw and frozen fish not hornets.

Dayshift though. Part of the problem was nightshift had people that skip work or quarter-assed their work for like 8 weeks straight doing frozen, so the freezer was still full from previous unworked deliveries.

the raw stuff was just my boss being a dipshit on the one day a week I had off and ordering in my place.

>>66169910
Fairly certain the last couple times this happened, we just received a sticky note with a smiley face on it instead of an invoice.

>>66170169
This is why you check the invoice before accepting delivery.

>>66170183
10,000 non-stinging Hornets seemed okay. If fucking day shift had ordered them they would have gotten stinging Hornets.

>>66163187
similar stuff

https://www.creepypasta.com/tales-from-the-gas-station/

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Strangest_Security_Tape_I%27ve_Ever_Seen

>freezer is locked from the inside
>have to bang twice on the door so that it may open
>sometime the bangs come from the inside

>>66165667
There's a pimped out skull-headed beefcake of a man currently... eating it, i think? is that normal?

>>66170226
The security tapes one was pretty good, thanks

>>66163187
isn't this just Regular Show?

You have a board for this now, go there

>>66172359
whoops sorry if I didn't use the good format;
>Night shift 40k what do

>>66172383
Why do you refuse to use the other board? You're given an entire platform to do what you want and you still complain

>>66172445
How would this guy fare in 40k?

>>66170276
Yes, that's perfectly normal. Just leave him.

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Played last night, pretty funny campaign. I gm'ed. Kinda had to throw things together last minute but luckily the people I was playing with were all really eager to play and stayed SUPER in character, even having in depth, in character conversations with each other while I was developing a certain plot point with other characters.

The case:
>Derrick Alejandro *other mexican name* Ramirez III
>Basically just a working class mexican guy, he's the cashier.
>Kevin
>He's a former NEET neckbeard with no social skills, he's just some extra help
>Clive
>Old former military guy, talks really softly and is somewhat oblivious. He's the shift manager
>Hunter
>Appalachian guy, obsessed with wrestling. Pretty friendly but also super dumb. Janitor/ custodian.
>Bradley
>His introductory lines were "alright listen up I graduated from stanford with a 2.1 GPA, I'm better than you dumb fucks"
>Basically just an entitled asshole, starts fights for no reason. He's in charge of stocking.

1/?

>>66174941
Fucking wrote everything out and then it got deleted. Here I go again:

>They all banter for a while
>Everyone but Derrick fucks off to the back. This will be a recurring theme.
>Trucker walks in, buys an egg and a pepsi.
>Goes outside, egg is too hard to fuck with, he just throws it away in the garbage can out front.
>Some time goes by
>morebanter.webm
>middle aged lady walks in
>kevin starts to harass the lady and asks if she has any daughters
>Clive can't stop the madness
>justletmebuythesefuckingsnacksandgetout
>Derrick sells her the pork rinds and a diet pepsi
>she leaves
>next, derrick and Clive notice a cop coming in
>Derrick gets everyone from the back and tells them to shut the fuck up
>He doesn't have a green card apparently
>Cop is mexican
>hola hermano
>cop says there was a breakout at a nearby asylum. he'll be patrolling the area tonight and popping in.
>Let me know if you see anything.
>btw can I have free food
>Derrick: hell no
>Bradley: Fuck the police, exerting their privilege
>Hunter: hello officer
>Clive: Please have whatever you want
>Cop takes some hotdogs and leaves

>>66166576
>polybius reference

mah nigga

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>>66175168
>They argue for a while about the cop and how they should just close because of the asylum.
>Clive would never allow his ship to sink.
>Black guy comes in.
>Hunter and Bradley are talking about wrestling in the storage room
>Not sure what kevin is doing
>"yalls garbage can out front is full"
>Clive tells hunter to take it out
>"I don't wanna go alone, I'm scared of coyotes"
>10 minute always sunny style argument about the garbage ensues
>Hunter takes it out alone.
>Black guy buys some of the same brand of pork rinds: EZ Brand
>Derrick thinks its weird but sells them. Black guy leaves.
>Few minutes later, middle age woman shows back up.
>needsomemoreofthoseporkrinds
>She buys 5 bags.
>Derrick assumes she's a crazy from the asylum. Refuses to sell.
>Kevin wants to know what all of the hype is about, eats one.
>Holy fuck that's good.
>He starts binging out on the pork rinds
>so does she
>Door opens, another cop.
>Derrick begs the cop for help.
>Cop doesn't seem to give a shit. Just tells him about the breakout at the asylum, asks for free food.
>Derrick gives up and lets the cop have food and tells the lady to gtfo.
>Everyone leaves.

>>66175303
>Derrick wants to call the cops
>no one has a cellphone (it's early 2000s)
>Store phone has no dial tone
>First cop comes back
>anything weird happen
>yeah these porkrinds are like addictive wtf is going on
>idc, I mean did anyone say anything about the asylum
>yeah some other cop
>other cop? Did you get his badge number?
>no. why?
>I should be the only cop on this case. anyway, give me more food
>cop leaves
>Black guy comes back in
>Wants more porkrinds
>Kevin: fucknothosearemine
>several more people come in including the middle aged lady trying to get the pork rinds
>there are a couple of boxes in the back
>Bradley wants to get them out of there
>only hunter has a car, everyone else took the bus.
>Derrick slaps Kevin who passes his willpower save, gets ahold of himself
>Both guard the door
>Bradley goes outback, carrying the last 2 boxes of EZBrand pork rinds
>runs past the dumpster
>hears a weird noise
>idgaf
>gets in the car
>sees this lizard monster
>wtf. floor it.
>Runs it over, starts to drive off.
>dj comes on the car radio:

4/?

>>66175475
>several ads for EZBrand pork rinds.
>DJ comes on "These EZBrand pork rinds are something else! We're loving here at the station! Bring me some more if you've got em!"
>Bradley starts driving towards the radio station.
>Back at the station:
>chaos as people are rioting to get into the back.
>Hunter gets pissed, RKO's a person
>second cop comes in
>"errr... I need more snacks"
>Derrick is pissed, why aren't you doing anything??
>Cop grabs some food amidst the chaos and leaves
>hunter gets even more pissed
>RKO's the cop. Cop has no gun.
>Kevin notices there's no cop car
>A few people from the mob start to realize how stupid they're being, leave.
>limping lizard monster comes over
>Hunter sprints away
>dinosaur thing starts to eat the unconscious cop
>Everyone hides inside and locks the door.
>Bradley gets to the radio station. Big building, station is on the 11th floor.
>Sees several dead bodies in the station, presses onward with the pork rinds.
>Sees the dj lounging behind his desk.
>wtf are you doing?
>DJ got a tip that the pork rinds accidentally got black tar heroine mixed in with them. Wanted to fuck with people and promote the shit out of them.
>Bradley pushes the dj out of the window.
>takes the dj's pork rinds.
>announces over the radio that the pork rinds are infected. DO NOT EAT.
>Drives back to gas station.
>When he gets there, the lizard monster is prowling around.
>Bradley explains the situation
>we gotta destroy this shit.
>other cop comes back
>no gun
>no car
>hunter RKO's
>steals his uniform even though it's way too small
>Derrick wants to make the dino overdose on heroin
>they go back outside
>derrick runs to the car and gets a bag of chips
>raptor attacks
>he rolls to throw the bag in the raptors mouth
>success
>raptor eats back
>wants more porkrinds
>goes into car and starts eating


5/6

>>66175738
>derrick wants to light it on fire
>Hunter pissed about his car, but also scared, starts thinking about it too much to do anything
>they cover it in gasoline
>light it up
>3 of them die
>only kevin and Hunter survive
>No money awarded for the night.

>>66174941
>>66175168
>>66175303
>>66175475
>>66175738
>>66175756
Good shit anon, which system did you use?

>>66175756
Thank you.

>Walk past the hot dog roller
>Big hand written sign on it I didn't notice before
>"ALL HOT DOGS MUST BE REPLACED EVERY HALF HOUR -MANAGEMENT"
>There are still like 10 hotdogs on it but whatever, go to freezer and get some more.
>Get back, the entire rack is empty
>I was gone for like two minutes
>Whatever, fill it back up again and go about my business.
>Half hour later check again
>Entire rack is empty again
>Haven't even seen a single customer in the 30 minutes
>Whatever refill it again, somebody obviously really likes hot dogs
>Go ring out a customer, some trucker who bought two redbulls and a candy bar.
>Look back at hotdog roller
>It's fucking empty again

Who the fuck is eating this many hotdogs?

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>>66177481

>>66177481
You don't want to know. Trust me, it's better that way.

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Hey Guys, this is Derrik, I worked there about 6 weeks or months ago. Stop by Rivalgas after Midnight and I can set you up with as many free donuts as you want, they are the best I have ever eaten!

>>66177736
I'm not falling for that trick again Derrick. I'm still looking for my kidney

>>66177844
They told me they only put kidney BEANs in the hotdogs! I mean Donuts, yeah the donuts are amazing!

I'm Derrik, the other one.

>>66177999
They keep hiring cute chicks here, too.

Do you guys still have all those big crows hanging out there?

>>66172813
Yeah, right after I posted he rehinged his jaw, screamed that he's always been here, and went back to his vigorous stellar inhilation.

Thanks for replying though.

on a semi-related note, anybody know a good way to stop earbleeds? I don't want to clean my uniform tonight, I just got it out of the dryer this morning and I've only got a four hour shift today.

>>66176362
We used the fudge dice system under we found on 1d4chan

>>66180216
>go into manager's office
>Ask for a raise
>"Okay..." Manager's dissected corpse says as a rotted arm drops to the floor "give me one first."

>>66180248
hey, I guess it's better his hand than yours.

But if that becomes a regular thing than your work is now a hand job

>>66180248

Not the most humiliating thing ive done for a raise

>>66180240
I always hate it when the manager gets replaced by a zombie.

>>66181513
Technically it's still Bill, he's just undead now.

If playing Night Shift should death be permanent?

>>66172657
not him btw
>this guy does something wrong
>that means that I can do too
teenager logic.
oh wait...

>>66183881
>playing nightshift
but it's just dudes online who can't find irl games nor /qst/ in the board list

>>66183988
Read the thread.

>>66183988
Half the thread is someone recounting the previous night's game.

>>66183988
Dumbest person in thread award goes to that anon.

>>66177844
>>66178059
>talking directly to Rival Gas
You guys don't have any next of kin by any chance?

Stop replying to shitposter kun

>>66171192
>isn't this just Regular Show?
one of the influences on Night Shift was a short that Regular Show's creator made before it called 2 In The AM-PM;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y894QNtX0VA

>>66183881
>If playing Night Shift should death be permanent?
part of me wants to say that perma-death should be optional, normally players pop back alive either in the morning when everything is back to normal, or by the start of their next shift, helps highlight how Sisyphean working at the Gas-N-Go is

basically most of the time if a character leaves the campaign it's either because they quit or because they got moved to day shift(one of the older ideas in the thread is that under normal circumstances it's incredibly hard to get fired, to avoid the obvious "intentionally do stuff specifically to get fired" route)

>>66185576
What's some good things to do with a character that has "died" before session ends?

>>66186203
He's a customer now.

>>66186203
Fetch the charcoal, half an oil drum, and the BBQ sauce!

>>66185209
Look man we've been over this before. Only management is allowed to threaten us, and I haven't seen any of them in like 3 months.

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Guys, when did this big coffin-looking box get delivered? It has a label that says 'Do not open until Christmas'. It weighs almost nothing, I think it is a Halloween prop.

>>66186203
Works at rival gas now

>>66187188
Just stick it in the stocking.

>>66187598
Im just going to check real quick if there is anything inside. I mean it might not even open.

>>66187654
How long have you been working here?

>>66187672
Since 7pm. Seems like forever though.

>>>/qst/

>>66186352
Depends if time breaks. Night shift can last a very, very long time. You don't get paid extra.

>>66189018
I haven't been paid at all though.

>>66189053
Look on the bright side. You get all the beef jerky you can eat, and the walk-in chiller in the stockroom is generally a suitable place to hide from marauding eldritch horrors.

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Guys, the man made of maggots is back and he's dripping literally everywhere. And I can't tell him to go somewhere else because I know what happened to the last guy who did. Help.

>>66189199
Were you asleep when we covered this in your induction? Give him a package of raw hamburger from the cooler, and I'll go get the mop.

Oh, and - don't swat any flies. That guy is fiercely protective of his extended family.

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>>66170020
>The script centers on a down-on-his-luck high school senior who discovers that the old roadside diner outside of town is secretly a hangout for parallel universe travelers. He sets off on a mind-bending adventure across the multiverse that takes him beyond his wildest dreams.

fuckin Hollywood, man

>>66166576
Too far at the end senpai. Never name drop, if people didn't catch it from the first part they won't notice it at all.

>>66177481
who cares they're doing half your job for you. now you only have to put out the new ones.

>>66189375
What was meant to be?

>>66190210
what happens when the vampire guy comes in an wants his hotdog?

>>66190310
Offer him something else. The newest member of staff if you have to.

Just don't give him the candy bars from under the counter. They belong to The Man in Grey.

>>66186203
>What's some good things to do with a character that has "died" before session ends?
have his ghost hang around till just before the sun comes up, upon which a new body for him will be delivered along with the other scheduled early morning deliveries, funny thing is that the container the new body comes in looks almost exactly like a can of spam except big enough for an entire person to fit into

>>66193047
What if the boss tried to give the ghost its P45, or death-in-service benefits claim form?

>>66193167
One way or another you are paying your dues. It could be in this life, it could be in the next. Don't be like Terry who burned the place to the ground in the 60s and now works as perma-n00b summon spirit to help out when someone thows a sickie. He'll be here for a good few years yet.

>>66194120
>One way or another you are paying your dues.

Funny you should say that, man. Just had this trucker come through here not an hour ago. Had one hell of a thirsty rig; must've been running that thing on fumes. He said the weirdest thing to me as I was ringing him up. It was something like:
>You remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."

I figured he was some scab, running on Jolt and pills, talking about some labor dispute. To be honest, I didn't really follow half of what he said - I was too busy watching those weird Goth kids who've been hanging around the arcade machines like a bunch of lost souls, just in case one of them decided to jimmy the coin door while I was distracted.

Not going to forget his rig, though. Mid-80s Freightliner, but looked like it just came off of the line yesterday.

>>66188980
You are literally retarded

>>66163187
Uhhh guys the toilet towers in the men's bathrooms are leaking a viscous pure black liquid and I hear dark whispers. It's getting worse every day and I don't know what to do

>>66165843
Probably from Oregon or Jersey.

>>66196018
What the fuck, you let it go for DAYS? Jesus do they teach you newbies anything?
Here's what you do:
>Turn water off
>Take off the lid in the back
>Read the latin inscription on the back (make sure you pronounce everything correctly)
>Turn water back on
>Flush three times
>Put lid back on
Should be good to go after that

>>66178619
Tampons, bro.

Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that the giant jumping spider eggs from last breeding season are due to hatch at some point this week which means the giant skinks will be coming in soon for the annual feeding frenzy. Please remember to warn all customers to keep small pets and infants either in their vehicles with the windows up and doors closed or on their person if it's a particularly hot night. We don't need any more complaints about someone's purse dog being dragged off by a guinea pig sized spider or a gator sized lizard.

>>66193167
>What if the boss tried to give the ghost its P45, or death-in-service benefits claim form?
well as I said before, actually getting fired from the Gas-N-Go should be near impossible to actually happen, for one thing since the Gas-N-Go is always restored from any major damage once morning comes(though it might still be a mess), the worst punishment you'll get most of the time is getting chewed out by day shift or getting your wages garnished for a month

https://midnight-texas.fandom.com/wiki/Gas_N_Go

Guys, we're all out of chocolate. It all flew into the backroom, and I'm not going in there to get it back. Not after lats week.

>>66198953
Did you use pig blood or cow blood when you drew the protective ward on your hand last week. It makes a very big difference

>>66198631
pure coincidence, the first Night Shift threads happened in 2014, besides that name isn't exactly a unique one for fictional gas stations(and probably a fair few real gas stations have used that name too)

>>66190265
the message of the short story is you don't have to leave Earth to see wondrous things and live a full, rich existence

Fucking dragons drinking all the fucking Cherry Coke. Why Cherry Coke? This is like the third time I've had to change out the syrup.

This setting is bizarrely saturated.

>>66199966
The asshole who lives behind the milk refrigerator said it's because the taste of cherry coke is the closest sensory substitute for the feeling of amassing a hoard, but I've also seen panicky notes from the day shift telling us not to listen to him, so take that as you will.

>>66200045
Because it's easy to relate to.

>>66199199
Gas-N-Go is kind of generic. Even a non-American gets the idea. A bit like the old gag Stephen King put in one of his books about a gas station with a small counter-service diner - the sign outside read "EAT HERE/GET GAS".

>>66201176
Yeah, but the asshole who lives behind the milk refrigerator was hoarding butter last week. The week before that, it was a pile of pictures of Mr T.

>>66189053
Complain to management or be patient.

>>66198631
I posted it for the funny coincidence

There is a truckstop near me called the 'Tank and Tummy', it has a huge sign that says, Eat Here & Get Gas

>get to work
>day manager says they left a list of extra jobs for us to do
Fucker doesn't even know or care about the ancient relic that fell out of the sky last week that makes all languages incomprehensible
>crumple it up, try and figure out what it could've been
>gutters only have rat skulls in them, those are fine for another two weeks when they start screeching
>freezer has already been tactically defrosted to not let out the caveman
>all the wards of protection are up to scratch, even the graffiti one in the bathroom that bleeds
>only scheduled delivery is a load of snack food, only unscheduled delivery is frozen mummy heads and the fuckin hornets
>literally no clue what else they could've possibly needed me to do
>end of shift comes round
>expecting call from the Red Phone
>no call cones
>Sun rises, temporarily cancelling the language curse
>take list out of pocket
>only thing on there was to crumple up the piece of paper the list was written on

Fucking day shift cunts I swear to all the gods that get gas here I'm gonna let this place get blown up next week

>>66187747
>part five never-ever

>>66203702
Don't you know how important crumbling up a peace of paper is? There are at least 4 elder gods that won't come to harvest our soul if we do it every day.

>>66203976
Oh fuck I forgot about the God Paper. This was written on a napkin, not the parchment paper in the backstock room. Will that be enough to bluff the Gods out of here or will I be fucked next time I get manifested into shift?

>>66198981
Used pig blood. But that's really all I had available at the time.

>>66166635
>>66169656
>>66170020
>>66189375

I recently read/ listened to another night-shift related story but its a little more scifi and less horror
http://escapepod.org/2018/07/05/escape-pod-635-after-midnight-at-the-zapstop/

>>66204206
there is also a story they published about a diner for monsters but i cant find it

>>66204214
I found another, called Jimmy's Roadside Cafe, I havn't read this one in a while, but imma post it for yall
http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/jimmys-roadside-cafe/

>>66204091
They don't attempt to come every night so you might be fine. I'd still suggest calling out sick for your next shift if you have any days left.

>>66204192
That would do it. The entity that steals chocolate and the entity that steals pastries are two distinct entities. I understand the confusion because there thefts sometimes overlap a bit when we have chocolate pastries available. Just remember pig equals pastries, cow equals chocolate and you should be fine. You were smart to use pig blood when no cow blood was available. At least your soul isn't being auctioned off like mine was.

How do you guys keep the Twinkies from growing big enough to tear the wrappers? One of the Dumpster Ravens told me to eat all of them if I ever wanted to see the Sun again. I ate one and I think I am still getting fuller.

Who sent us this new jukebox? I'm not complaining, our mysterious benefactor has good taste in music, but every time I play Electric Eye, I feel like I'm being watched. And don't get me started on the time I played Bourbon Street - I don't care how much money that guy sank on snacks and drinks, he's been dead for at least a decade!

>>66205536
Was the crow's left eye a sort of milky gray?

Place near Las Vegas. Had this guy with an Egypt obsession come in. Nice suit, sweet ride, awesome beard. He had this buddy with him who was apparently blind but could walk around fine and hated being helped. The blind guy was dressed even better. Turns out they came here looking for some munchies after a poker game of some sort. Both of them were super spooky but the Egypt guy was nice enough to take the edge off. They ordered so much shit that I needed to help them carry out. Egypt guy gave me five bucks, blind guy gave me this silver coin. All paid for in cash. Not a big deal people like to have money on them so they don't run up their credit card.
Half an hour after they leave, this Jeep rolls up and a fucking Command Sergeant Major in full uniform steps out. Apparently the blind guy is his brother and he was looking for him. Name tag just says Michael. What he's doing in uniform I'll never know, but he left as soon as I pointed him in a direction.
All three guys were very polite, though I still haven't fallen asleep since I saw them. Does this shit happen for Day Shift, too?

>>66205761

...

Now that you mention it....

>>66206542
>Does this shit happen for Day Shift, too?
>Day Shift
>ever suffering from these horrors
Hahahahaha

Hey night shift, a couple of kids spilled 57 cans of high fructose grape soda, and my shift is over in like 5 min, can you be helpful for once and sort the mess out thanks?

-Dave

>>66206982
Go fuck yourself, Dave. Guess who keeps this place running and not getting eaten by demons whilst you and your buds are off shacking hookers? Not your holier-than-thou ass that's for sure.

>>66206982
Leave the mess, put up a caution sign and leave a note saying "no".

>>66206862
It was, right? Sorry, doc, you got pranked.
That crow's only a fairweather friend to the Dumpster Crows, his owner stops by every now and then to crash in the basement, and the crow hangs out at the dumpster, dispensing fake prophecies.
We've tried to tell him to cut it out, but he's not listening.
Go grab some antacid from the green bottle in the medicabinet, that'll sort you out.

>>66206982
Y'know, I swear I looked up and down the aisles, but I can't see the soda spills.
...Do you think we've got another gelatinous cube?

>>66207127
Praise Bob! I feel much better. I gave all the Twinkies to the Wino Senate who lurk in the neighborhood. They seemed really happy and made me an honorary member! They even gave me an old golf club with feathers and rat skulls tied to it. They called it the Sacred Putter of MGTOW, whatever that means.

Would having a cult commune in the are be taking things too far?

>>66201491
>Gas-N-Go is kind of generic. Even a non-American gets the idea. A bit like the old gag Stephen King put in one of his books about a gas station with a small counter-service diner - the sign outside read "EAT HERE/GET GAS".
exactly

>>66201176
>The asshole who lives behind the milk refrigerator said it's because the taste of cherry coke is the closest sensory substitute for the feeling of amassing a hoard, but I've also seen panicky notes from the day shift telling us not to listen to him, so take that as you will.
Day Shift shouldn't know about the supernatural stuff

>>66209797
>Would having a cult commune in the are be taking things too far?
back a long while ago when we were discussing the region surrounding the Gas-N-Go(from the stuff that's right next to it, all the way to the nearest full size town) there were a couple spots mentioned that would be good for sticking a cult in if necessary

>>66209797
>having a cult in the area
>not having a cult commune in the 2nd stall in the gents' bathroom, because they believe that the words displayed by the graffiti as it undulates and morphs between languages is a New God trying to communicate with them

You gotta think less logically

Attention all night shift employees:
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That is all.

>>66210269
>Day Shift shouldn't know about the supernatural stuff
What's supernatural about the asshole behind the milk refrigerator? He's just an asshole who lives behind a milk refrigerator.

>>66210792
Yeah, it's better to know where the cult is at all times instead of not knowing.

Anyways, I just want to let you all know that I lost the cult.

>>66212443
Did you check in the credit rack? They like to dig through our expired food items.

>>66211892
Day Shift thinks he is the District Manager's brother. He scares the shit out of them.

I consider him about a 2.3 on the Gonzometer and just leave him alone.

>>66210792
>>66212443
>>66212461
Yeah, they act appropriately weird with the chanting, vegan diet, and blood sacrifices; but can they count as a real cult if there only two old Asian men and a squirrel?

Granted, the squirrel is really creepy.

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>>66212443
What do they believe?

>>66207974
>They even gave me an old golf club with feathers and rat skulls tied to it. They called it the Sacred Putter of MGTOW, whatever that means.
Dude that's a hell of a score! Used correctly that thing can hit anything even the stuff that can't normally be hit.

>>66217687
Now I can play golf with the ghost in the Slushie machine, great.
I would rather gotten the Everflowing Bottle of MadDog 20/20, you can run your car on that stuff.

>>66210993
And someone is using the anti-sound buzzer.

>>66163187
The guy is paying in silver dollars and starting to creep me out.

>>66221527
Pure silver, sterling, or plated?

>>66166635
Is this the full text? http://escapepod.org/2013/09/14/ep413-why-i-left-harrys-all-night-hamburgers/

>>66221527
Is he kind of Greek looking with a beard and no mustache?

>>66221626
thats the one

>>66221527
At least you know he's not a were-wolf.

>>66226903 wereskwil
>>66227684
>>66212602

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>>66229962
Sorry, it was a page 11 post.

> There's a note taped to the register
> "Hey that weird cult in the bathroom summoned some eldritch horror earlier and we managed to lock it in the chest freezer we keep the ice cream bars in, but our shift ended before we could banish it, think you can take care of it? thanks. P.S. mark down the ice cream bars afterwards, management already approved it." -Day Shift
> Seriously?

>>66223990
thanks

>>66175756
This sounds like a great time. Thanks for sharing it.

>>66233010
Yeah, no. That's the lazy-ass night shift from the night before. Day shift is too fucking stupid to lock the chest freezer, much less put a demon/what-have-you in it.

>>66233010
Leave it for them to do it. Management won't do shi t because nobody else wants your shit ob.

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>>66233010
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>> There's a note taped to the register
>> "Hey some weird kid in a bad 'Sigmund & the Sea Monsters' costume tried to steal from the chest freezer we keep the ice cream bars in, but we chased him off. He really trashed it, think you can take care of it? thanks. P.S. mark down the ice cream bars afterwards, management already approved it." -Day Shift

This job ain’t all bad, a norse longboat drove up and a cohort of vikings got out and bought all our Keystone. They gave me this sweet horn as a memento. Cool guys.

>>66221527
The man that pays in silver pays his coins in pairs. A penny for the ferryman and penny to come back, the toll of kings and lords down the ages when they cheat their final days. But those lords don't have those coins anymore, they've come back into circulation.

>>66237889
Say, by any sliver of a chance, did you blow into the horn? Because there's a valkyrie up here in the maintenance crawlspace.

>>66242097
dude, that's a succubus, she's LARPing.

Blow the horn, baby!

>>66242180
I thought she was down there? She grabbed one of those silver bottles with the melon-flavor sports drink last I saw, and the one up here doesn't seem to have a tail...

Hi nightshift, it's Dave again.
The toilet is clogged, be useful and fix it ok?
also the mess still isn't cleaned, does dayshift have to do everything around here?

-Dave

>>66242278
Hey dayshift, you just have to do anything.

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>already running late to my first day at Stop-N-Gas
Aw man, can this night get any worse?

>>66242955
Once you clock in you'll be fine.

Hey Boys! Fresh Meat!

>>66242180
DO NOT BLOW THE HORN

>>66242180
Blowing the horn could be a very bad idea. DO IT FAGGOT!

Derikk: Hey Brad?
Brad: Yeah, Sup NewDerikk?
Derikk: I went to get my first paycheck, and all I got was an envelope with some candycorn in it. I'm OK with getting pranked cuz I just started here, but I...
Brad: How much candycorn?
Derikk: A handful, maybe a couple dozen pieces...
Brad: (pulls out wallet) I'll give you $20 each for all of them!
Derikk: What!? Why?
Brad: Do you want the money or not?

>>66252801
I can't see how planting the corn could have any possible repercussions of a negative nature at all. Nope. Not at all.

On a totally unrelated note this is your reminder that nothing is insured against Giant attack, especially not your health.

>new guy comes in to complain about his candycorn pay
>everyone on shift swarms him for it