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>party encounters tiamat at level 1
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>>63582978
No, they don't.
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>>63582978
Turns out it's selling toys of it's self.
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>>63582978
>Party tries to kill the first quest giver.
>They fail.
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If you present them an enemy they will try to kill it.
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>>63582978
those random encounter tables can really get you
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>>63582978

What is "Our DM is a clueless douche?", Alex?
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>>63582978
>tiamat proceeds to completely ignore them because they´re no different than villagers at that point
Can be decent if you want to show off your villains early but I don´t think thats a good idea.
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>>63582978
If this happens, then it's either for plot reasons, or because the GM simply hates you. The latter is more probable.
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>>63582978
It wouldn't be here if we weren't supposed to kill it
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>>63582978
>tiamat rolls to seduce
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>>63584854
Give me 1 good reason why your character hasn't tried to seduce Tiamat, anon
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>>63583671
have you never had a party run away from a fight?
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>>63584885
Fear
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>>63584885
there is a point where a girl is too big
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>>63584854

If Tiamat assumes human form, does she become five separate girls, or one girl with five heads?
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>>63584962
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>>63584913
>>63584954
That sounds like quitter talk to me
>>63584962
One girl with five split personalities, IMO
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>>63584962
Neither. Official art just makes her look like an evil sorceress with black hair.
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>>63584982
Is it a DnD thing that all dragons have canon human female forms?
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>>63584976
she brings friends
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>>63584746
God damnit, Steve.
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>>63585012
What the Christ Is That Thing
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>>63584962
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>>63585077
In the Fate mobile game you go to Babylon and fight Tiamat, who is a massive thicc monster girl commanding an army of those weird fuckers, the Lahmu.

They are simple creatures, they love to chomp humans with their massive mouths, and they evolve and reproduce unbelievably quickly - gaining intelligence and speech as a species within days of coming into existence.

In the end it takes several major deities teaming up with Gilgamesh (who is a smug prick) and time travelling Merlin and Hassan to launch her into Hell and kill her.

Type Moon is a hell of a drug, kids
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>>63584854
>rolls 5 times, needs at least one success
Imagine five sexy dragoness heads all over your body, licking, nipping, purring... question is, what sort of equipment is she packing when it's time for you to return the favor?
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>>63584954
Man, if only she didn't perceive humans as eldritch alien invaders that defied her understanding of reality and evoked a feeling of primal fear. Maybe she wouldn't have had to die, and could have been fucked.
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>>63584982
I don't think I've ever seen official art of Tiamat in human form, only Takhisis. who admittedly is basically the same deity...sort of.
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>>63582978
>They try to escape
>You laugh and TPK them, then proceed to tell is their fault somehow
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>>63582978
Don't worry, the Dungeon Master will save them at the last minute.
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>Playing PF
>One player is a massive Futurama fag that randomly says "Pazuzu" because it's a thing in that show
>SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
>Not only do we have to deal with our campaign's main baddie (a hundun iirc), we have to deal with a fucking demon Lord
Dammit Rob.
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>>63583006
White is stoned outta its mind
Red is very fuckin angry
Blue is upset, just wants them to stop
Black is unable to breathe fire
And green is seduced by the dude dual wielding over there.
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>party encounters Tiamat
>they think they have action economy advantage
>get her to about half health
>"tiamat begins the rollout sequence"
>N-NANI!?
>tiamat splits apart into five separate dragons at full health and rolls initiative
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>>63585148
Payback doesn't come until 19 levels later. Tiamat knows how to derail a prophecy.
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>>63585148
I had a dream like this once, but it was with a hydra
>they were each taking turns licking and nibbling at me
>at one point the hydra moved over me and sat on my legs, pinning me down and the heads all wanted me to spend time rubbing each of them, they fought for attention
>they could each sense eachothers enjoyment/pleasure, each head could feel what the other felt, but the one in contact had the more intense experience
>this led them to spend a good deal of time debating who was going to get to swallow me
>in the end it came to me making a decision about it
>I chose the middle one, she had the prettiest horns
>they felt ecstacy as the one I chose savored me in her mouth

Then I woke up.
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>>63585127
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>>63584954
Tiamom is hot

But the moment Gramps literally taught her, a primordial god, what the concept of Death was...
He stole my heart.
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Man, gotta admit that punchmurdering Tiamat with a Catholic Saint felt pretty good. I wonder if I can implement some kind of "primordial God arisen" theme for a setting, where the end goal would probably be to bestow the separation between heaven and earth.
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>>63587717
fuck that entire segment was the epitome of amaze.

MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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>>63584854
Maybe
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>>63587593
hnnnnnnnng
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>>63589835
>Tfw ywn titty-fuck Tiamats 4 cleavages
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>>63585010
D&D dragons speak all languages and can polymorph at will. The feral/insane ones act like beasts and never do this, but the smart ones can morph to a favored human form. Female dragons turn into babes etc.
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How come nobody ever gives a single fuck about any of the other dragon gods, even Bahamut who is supposed to be just as relevant?
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>>63585197
>Tfw you're an asthmatic wizard with Chad fighter brother
>Tfw you're a douche to your bro but he still takes care of you
>Tfw you somehow pull a chaste virgin Cleric even though you're an edgelord atheist
>Tfw you basically rape her in the woods and then rip open a portal to the Abyss so you can go kill Tiamat
>Tfw you slay Tiamat in Astral Combat and throat-fuck her, gaining her power as God Of Evil
>Tfw your Cleric gf gets dragged in with you and loses her eye-sight because of the fury of the battle
Dragonlance novels are bretty gud
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>>63592912
Final Fantasy can't stop sucking Bahamuts cock. And nobody cares about good monsters/gods in D&D except for that ironic paladin player
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>>63587306
>Tiamat can turn into Morathi
nice
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>>63584954
you disgrace your neckbeard heritage anon
it doesn't matter how big she is
how animalistic or flat out eldritch she is
or even if she's corporeal, exists or is actually a female (male)
if it exists then we will roll to seduce and so help me god, we will put our dick on it
such is the way of /tg/
through dick, unity
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>>63592912
Because that would be gay.
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>>63592986
Amen
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>>63585148
Take your pick: https://imgur.com/a/sXkzx
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>>63584973
Leave it to MGE to make everything boring.
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>>63582978
>Party IS Tiamat at level 1
>Each player is a head
Time to go kill that self righteous cunt Bahamut
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>>63587593
Thanks for the laughs, anon
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>>63585012
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
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>>63593382
>Everyone is Tiamat
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>>63584897
Once
But we had to mock battle afterwards to see how it would have went.

We lost.
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Rolled 15 (1d16)

So, on the concept of hydras: one mind, multiple minds+one name, or a name per head, possibly with a separate one for the hydra as a collective?

>>63587593
I've never been more interested to learn about someone's dream. I so rarely remember mine, and they're usually just stuff like a hit-and-run on some ayys, some supernatural humanoid summer camp, or almost but not quite getting blown by a fox furry.
>suggest instead one grabs you feet first
>doing as she pleases with her warm, slimy tongue
>just leave your head and arms outside
>other heads get headpats and muzzle rubs
>good time is had by all
Or
>rubbing her heads while pinned makes her hungry
>one head grabs you and tries to swallow
>another feels the secondary pleasure, decides she NEEDS to experience the full thing
>pulls you out, purring in delight
>third head steals a smooch, then french-kisses you into her jaws
>with your shudders and squirms, none really want to make you stop that, at least until you've gone down their throat
>playful, somewhat lewd competition continues until you forget which mouth is licking where
>takes you a moment to even realize when you've been swallowed

>>63593142
rollan, hoping for no 6, 9, or 14
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>>63593824
Ive posted more of my fuckin weird dreams on here in teague before, happenings with a black scaled dragon. Dreamanon.
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>>63593979
>Dreamanon.
The dude with all the dragon comfy and vore dreams? Fuck, dude, I'm greener than greentext with envy.
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>>63589799
a dumb gacha game has no right to be so cool
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>>63587335
lmao
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>>63593824
>you notice that one of the heads hasn't joined the argument over who gets to eat you
>she's just watching you intently and muttering quietly to herself
>you strain to hear what she's saying
>"...three...two...one"
>while the other heads are distracted, she momentarily takes control of the body
>before they can properly react, she grabs you and hastily shoves you into one of their shared openings
>you don't hear much of the ensuing fight outside, but it doesn't last long anyway
>the hydra's conflict is quickly forgotten as they all experience your attempts to escape, far more intensely than any of them expected
>the good news, once you finally do escape, is that the heads have all agreed not to eat you
>the bad news is they all want to go again
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>>63593979
>comfy and vore dreams
Explain. Now.
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>>63584854
Can't say no to those 28 charisma
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>>63587100
looks like they are getting molested not saved
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>>63584854
Low seduce and charisma
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>>63594810
I have been needing the answer since maintenance please, anon
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>>63584897
...I'd rather say "have you EVER had the party run away from a fight"?
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>>63584854
>party shoves the cavalier at her
>he has a poor understanding of what protection means in this context
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>>63584954
If Kiara got a summonable version after her defeat then I fucking want a Tiamat. I don't care how, I just want it.
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>>63584885
>Give me 1 good reason why your character hasn't tried to seduce Tiamat, anon.

We try to seduce Tiamat ... Natural 20 !! we succeed !!
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>>63587938
>>63589799
Camelot and babylon are the part where the game suddently got budget and it got fucking sick.
>>63595766
I think we all want a summonable tiamat- her human form base, bring out main form NP, etc.

I mean, if it's going to happen, it'll happen in the finale of the lostbelts- "hey this asshole ayy lmao god has wiped the planet into a blank slate, it'd be sure nice if we had some mother of all life to restore it."
Also there's been hints of them finding something lurking around the sea their fancy new hobo van dives into which "feels warm" so that could be foreshadowing to tiamat returning.
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>>63584897
Often, because I run a West Marches game. They know the stakes, and I always make the danger they're in very clear. I think they actually like it every once in a while, makes for good reocurring minor villains.
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>>63595838
>even if we do get servant Tiamat it'll take years for her to arrive in NA

This is suffering. But plenty of time to save quartz
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>>63592942
>Dragonlance novels are bretty gud
They are. Even tho they are part of the reason that retarded players think they can rollplay and kill a creator god as a level 18 caster.
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>>63594810
>>63595728
He's a lucky guy who's had at least 3 great dreams about comfy dragons. Only other one I remember is him fishing with dragon bro that somehow leads to the dragon offering him fish and then eating him, all friendly-like.

>>63595745
Twice. Once to flee a hydra after negotiations turned hostile (level 1 party), once to escape a dragon guardian of an artifact the princess needed for things (also level 1 party).
Give dragons proper respect when you're barely better than a commoner.
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>>63592912
tiamat is more interesting visualy having 5 heads and all.
also waifufags
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>>63595787
Seducing female godesses is oppressive and bothers me, so you can't do that in this game.
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>>63596349
>Only other one I remember is him fishing with dragon bro that somehow leads to the dragon offering him fish and then eating him, all friendly-like
Sauce me senpai I am finding nothing
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>>63596369
Mythological Tiamat and her monstrous offspring are far superior. And fuck waifufags.
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>>63582978
>party encounters tiamat at level 1
Careful. A level 1 tiamat can still be dangerous.
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>>63584854
>play totally-not-Raistlin-Majere
>give in
It's not magical realm if I'm setting up a Just as planned
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>>63587306
That's Takhisis though
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>>63596617
I think he told it on /trash/? Would've been in /scaly/ if so, but I've only got my memory, no link.

>>63596736
>hatchling Tiamat menaces the party
>electric head gave all their clothes static cling and magnetized the paladin's armor
>poison head gave the rogue a nasty cold
>fire head keeps setting trees on fire near the druid
>all 5 heads keep nipping at the party's legs
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>>63596876
>>63596617
>>63596349
>>63595728
>>63594810
Had to dig around in the archives a bit but I think this is what you were looking for?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/57127636/#57139955
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>>63596931
Yep, that's him! Lucky bastard gets to play with dragons while asleep.
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>>63596931
>the one after that
holy shit, why boner
But as much as i enjoy that you guys are finding cool shit like this, /tg/ is for traditional games, please continue in /trash/ and link it
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>>63595439
????
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>>63593824
>>63594304
fug thats hot.
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>>63595755
I sense a fanfic/OC in the making.
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This thread has no right to be as hot as it is.
Stop it.
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>>63597290
Too hot for you, Anon? Well, if she's feeling gracious, perhaps her icy head will offer you a soothing seat in her frosty mouth. Though, you may want to take something warm in case she likes your taste and decides to keep you for awhile...
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>>63595838
>Camelot

Made so much more hype by the fact Ozymandias has the same VA as Dio, making his final fight a rare instance of a truly epic jojoke
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>Party speaks to a vampire lord in parlay
>spends the whole time insulting him
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>>63596349
>>63596946
dreamanon here, I've got a few more I might post on /trash/ later if I get some free time.
also a bit /x/ here but have you considered trying to train yourself to lucid dream or shape dreamscape?
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>>63598146
I remember about one dream every month or two, hardly enough fodder to shape them, no? Been keeping a log in case that helps, but no dice.
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>>63584982
Official art is boring
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>>63598447
When I first got interested in trying to improve my dreaming ability it was slow going. Here's some tips that might help though, these worked for me. Keep in mind even with practice it takes a long time, and right now it's still not an every day thing, but once or twice a week is still good!

>don't bring activity to bed. clear your mind as much as you can before you go to sleep, even if it means just thinking about stuff that happened through the day or that's been bothering you and saying "Okay. Nothing I can do about it right now, but I acknowledge it."
>don't play with your phone in the bed. once you lay down, close your eyes and just try to sleep
>sometimes it's nice to have some kind of background noise. a windy mountain, gentle rain, or a fire are all good choices.
>drink something warm before bed. tea with honey and lemon is a good go-to. It helps.
>if you can swing it, a bottle of melatonin helps. 10mg tablets at about 30 per bottle at $2.99 average. melatonin is non habit forming, and you can't really OD on it, but abusing it can fuck with your cicadian rhythm. ~10mg per 100 pounds of body weight. Do not use if you've been stressed out a lot recently cuz this can lead to sleep paralysis and NOBODY wants that.
>get visual imagery of what you'd like to dream about, keep them within sight from your bed. you're gonna glance around anyway, at least with this you can saturate your mind with those kind of ideas and give your brain something to work with.
>try to write down what you dream about, even if its nothing super amazing. the more you try to recall it, the better you'll get at being able to remember stuff
>get a solid 8 hours of sleep. you need actual sleep to heal/recover, and when you enter deep sleep is when you get your best dreaming potential
>experiment with adding variables to your resting time. try sleeping in different positions, on top of the blankets, or even sleep on the floor
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>>63585010
>all dragons have canon human
Yes
>female
No
Girl dragons turn into girls, dude dragons turn into dudes.
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>>63587651
>>63587717
>I need not the rank of Grand, but in my blade now dwells the proof of the strongest. Thou may be a god that has fallen to a beast, but thou art still the primordial mother, so I must reveal my name. From the abyss of the ethereal valley, I came to deliver the dark death. I am the old man of the mountain, Hassan-i-Sabbah. The Evening Bell has called thy name. Let those wings be deprived from you under the mandate of heaven!
Most based Hassan of all Hassans.
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>>63584897
Never. My party has this mix of fearlessness and confidence known as retardation.
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>>63597914
Vampires are faggots.

He should apologize for his kind ruining fiction.
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>mfw this thread
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>come into thread for optimizing strats
>lewd
>scaly
>text porn
>x shit
>twilight
what the fuck
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>>63584885
You don't seduce Tiamat. Tiamat seduces YOU.
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>>63584885
because i dont actually play tabletop
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>>63595745
>"have you EVER had the party run away from a fight"?
sure, My party knew 40k lore well enough to understand that their motley crew of 2 chaos marines, a renegade guardsman, a chem-crazed cultist, and an apostate had zero chance of defeating a Necron Lord and his retinue of lichguard armed with warscythes within their own tomb. So they ran like hell.

lead to the creation of the party's own jingle, "fuck this shit, I'm out!"
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>>63582986
you are right, it was really Hiram McDaniels. admittedly dragons are hard to tell apart.
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>>63582978
>those thick legs
>that thick ass
FUCK
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>>63584003
It's a reference to the D&D cartoon
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>>63592963
When you thnk about it how can you meaningfully interact with them? Rarely are they villains and if they do more than give cryptic advice or a small boon then they ruin the story.
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>>63587360

Spat out my coffee.

Thank you anon. I will save this.
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>>63599760
ANGEL NIGHT
>Verse One
Fallen hero...
Tonight is the night...
To take your revenge...
>DABBING INTENSIFIES
>ANGEL KNIGHT GETS GABRIEL SWORD (FIRE)
>SWINGING 10 ATTACK PER ROUND PARTY CHOP BIG BAD BANG
>ANGEL KNIGHT TAKE A PUNCH
!!KILLED!!
-GAME OVER-
You are sleeping
in the sun now.
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>>63583671
So much this.

I used to believe that I could present players with enemies they weren't supposed to "kill" and they would understand.
>dragon appears
>razes the town
>kills everyone wholesale
Choices
A: Help villagers escape death, see what the dragon is on about, pick up clues as to why
B: Attack dragon, putting yourself in imminent danger, get killed, bitch and moan to DM

Even longtime D&D players get confused. I don't know why. They're like dogs, despite decades of having watched movies and television shows so they know how stories work. They just assume that anything set in front of them is a potential "win" with "loot" and XP.
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>>63600766
Maybe your dumbass D&D players, but not the ones I've gamed with.
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>>63600766
You only play with guys. Male players always choose attack, girl players always choose run.
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>>63582978
real talk though why would a 5 headed dragon bother with some rando walking around thats like level 1 unless she has this special "chosen one" compass that auto detects if you are a real player or something.
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>>63601294
Easy.
>"Oh hey, lunch."
>"I want more stuff. Oh hey, they have stuff. I will make it mine."
>"I'm generically annoyed at stuff. I'll smash a few mortals to work off some steam."
>"Oh hey, food for my underlings."
>"Oh hey, Big Zam!"
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Is there a tiamat gf meme?
Please share if so.
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>>63582978
>party encounters a god at level 1
>he's just getting his horse stabled for the night
>he glances at the party and keeps going about his business
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>>63592942
>you somehow pull a chaste virgin Cleric
Who?
That chick with the staff fro. The first book? She never seemed interested in him there.
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Would you romance a dragon, /tg/?
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>>63582978
Is it scaled for the party?

>Party has OP as fuck items.

Sounds legit.
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>>63606348
I don't know but I'd damn well try.
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>>63584885
His goal is to kill the god he sold his soul to before being driven suicidally mad. His obsession thus drives him into being a magical mad scientist who would prefer to test his newest pet rather than reproduce.
(Playing a Warlock, which pissed off the rest of the party that thought me having the highest Charisma meant I would be playing the party face.)
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>>63587100
I need the sauce.
I NEED the sauce.
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>>63595766

Same, she has a lovely voice.
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>>63606348
Honestly, probably not, I'm quite terrible at courtship.
Now, if one just wanted to fuck, on the other hand...
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>>63598572
I'll give several of those a shot, thanks. Gonna pass on that 8 hours thing against my better judgement, because I don't really want to go to sleep at 9 fucking 30.
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>>63610372
Good luck, be sure to drink some hot tea!
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>>63583671
>DMing for someone that has never played D&D before
>Figure he'll try to kill anything I throw at him
>Have him encounter an illusion of a dragon
>He actually runs away from it
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>>63582978
>GM starts laughing maniacally
>from the horrified look and panicked whimpering coming from my general direction, the entire table knows "this thing not friendly"
>wizard theorycrafter tries to figure out how to mathematically kill her
>his little sister rushes in to attack, prompting her brother to try and rein her in
>the other guy starts complaining that they're taking the spotlight again
>I tell everyone that it's too late for us to run and fighting won't work, it's hopeless, all is lost, how could you do this to us GM
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>>63583671
>if you have any assumption behind your plan, your players will find and destroy it with uncanny precision
FTFY

I've seen players do shit like avoiding the dungeon I planned my entire adventure around, and ignoring all the important NPCs who could have helped them in favor of making small-talk with whores in a bar.

I've had players who've seen my plot-hooks firsthand and assumed they weren't canon. It feels like they will always have an instinct for destroying whatever plan I made before they can even get into it.
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>>63606348
I'm not deluded enough to think I'd succeed.
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>>63585099
fatter
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>>63583006
>LJN
"That's right, it's made by the same company. I'm not gonna say who it is, but it stands for Laughing Joking Numbnuts."
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>>63583006
>>63612092
Oh shit, the godforsaken Rainbow of Fail and EBOLAIDS. What up! When was the last time the nerd shat down LJN’s throat again?
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>>63583006
>>63612092
>>63612324
>YFW LJN is actually a cult of Tiamat while the rainbow represents her different heads.
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>>63584854
>GM tells you "sorry, she's got a +20 seduction roll, you can't actually stop yourself from being seduced"
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>>63610884
>minor success
Fuzzy details, but I'm very pleasantly surprised I recalled any of it. No dragons, but it was very calming to relax while R63!Discord stroked my back like a cat's. Might have involved tf into a noodle dragon or a copy of Eris herself. So thanks! Coincidental timing or not, it was still the best weekday sleep I've had for months!

>>63610137
>>63611423
>dragon has human-on-dragon fetish
>tries to present themselves as available
>subtly, though, to preserve some semblance of a reputation
>nobody notices or they're too intimidated by potential commitment
>it's been thirty-two years and the only fucked they've been is figuratively
And that's why dragons kidnap nobility.

>>63613066
"Yeah, and she's up against a steep challenge. Call it a DC 50 and roll."
And at the very least, auto-fail on a 1. If there's a roll, there's uncertainty.
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>>63583671

I remember in one campaign I was in the DM wanted to keep us from being able to rest in this fae realm thing, and so he just kept throwing progressively more fucked up monsters at us until we got it. Took a WHILE.
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>>63613880
>If there's a roll, there's uncertainty.
I get that, but there's enough "bending of rules for the sake of titillation" going on, that I just wanted to throw my kink of "somebody who can play you like a fiddle to the point any resistance to their seduction would be pointless" into the mix.
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>>63613880
>dragon has human-on-dragon fetish
>kidnaps a low level adventurer and takes him back to her lair
>shows him a custom made riding harness and tells him to help her put it on
>eventually he leaves the cave with his new dragon mount
>he doesn't know how to ride a dragon
>he doesn't want to ride a dragon
>but the dragon wants a rider and he's too scared of her to say no
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>>63614284
>"Ma'am, I've been around horses and I'm pretty sure no strap goes under the tail like this."
>"Well of course, but you can't expect a dragon harness to be exactly like a horse's. Rather insulting, but I forgive you this slight."
>"Er, right. And this... large patch by your, uh, p- your..."
>"I favor the word 'slit.' And I can feel your blush from here."
>"Right. And you normally go without clothes, so this isn't for modesty, is it."
>"A secondary saddle, shall we say. For more private occasions."
>"I don't... will I have to-"
>"Only after you're ready. If I just wanted you up there, I wouldn't need a HARNESS to do that~"
>"Ma'am that really doesn't help my worry. I'll just, let's keep going. This part around the tail itself?..."
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>>63605755
Different chick, different trilogy. Give Test of the Twins a read. It takes place well after the first series and is pretty great.
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>>63613880
Awesome, glad you were able to get an enjoyable rest at least. Keep at it and you'll eventually get *some* control, but if you are dreaming this means you are getting healthy rest and you are doing something right. Sleep is very important.
You may consider developing an "out" for your dreams, like a panic button you can use to jettison yourself to either awake for a few minutes or trigger semi lucidity. For me, i think about the sun. If shit gets bad I imagine the sun bleaching away the landscape, and that usually wakes me up for a minute or two. Quickly think about what i want to be sent to, which is aided by a commissioned dragon artwork near my bed, and i slip back into sleep probably in a better spot than before.
Be careful about doing this, if you are dreaming about boring stuff like what happened at work, you should let your mind do this - you have unresolved thoughts on the topic and your mind is trying to sort that shit out, dont kick it out unless you want it bleeding into other thoughts while you sleep
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>/tg/ - Deviant and Paranormal
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>>63615214
>"Those look like your friends down there. They must be worried about you"
>"oh no"
>"Shit, the dragon's.... back? Why are you riding a dragon?"
>"I, uh... uh..."
>"It seems your friend has managed to tame me. Quite the achievement, yes?"
>awkward silence
>"Now, human... command me."
>level 1 adventuring party acquires weapon of mass destruction in the form of a perverted dragon
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>>63618272
Source? Cropped so can't image search and it's not on the boorus from what tags I can get from the image
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>>63619024
Etheross
https://e621.net/post?tags=etheross
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>>63619438
Thank you based anon
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>>63584885
Because my boss (pic related) looks down on inner office romances
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>>63617537
>you just don't need the other boards

>>63618272
"Aren't you worried she's planning to eat us in our sleep?"
>"Not in the slightest. Though I do worry about ending up in her body by morning."
>>"Worry? Or... lustfully obsess?"
>"Worry, definitely. Not happening, you're only getting one kind of ridden."
>>"I'll keep trying."
>"And that one's a fear."

>>63619438
>his snake stuff
Well that's an interest I never knew I had.
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hmm
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>>63584973
>hips and associated regions are the black dragon
worrying implications
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>>63582978
>party encounters [insert incredibly OP monster here] at low level
>Is obviously set up to NOT be fought
>PCs fight it anyways and end up getting slaughtered (for obvious reasons) as a result
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>>63619438
You would think everyone and there moms would know that these are from Etheross
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>>63624246
How so
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>>63611421
THIS, my God, this.
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>>63587306

>Takhisis_human_form.png.jpg
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>>63621431
>you dont need the other boards
/ck/ is still amusing from time to time
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>>63626944
2d10 + 6 piercing damage plus 1d8 acid damage bite
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>>63585148
>rolls 5 times, needs at least one success
I don't know if one success would be enough. You successfully courted one of the heads, but if the other four don't want anything to do with you I'm not sure if you can get away with it, unless you REALLY roll well on that one head.
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>>63585010
>4th and 5th ED
Have no clue
>3.0 & 3.5
I'm not even aware of any core dragons having an innate ability to change into human form. Maybe silvers. It IS a feat in Dragonlance and I'm pretty sure it's in the Dragonomicon. But they're vulnerable as any other human although they still have their spells and whatnot.
But it cuts off 80% of what makes dragons badass to begin with. No crazy STR due to size bonuses. Flesh and blood not scales.
Most cromatics wouldn't consider stepping into a lesser form like a tiny humanoid.
I wanna say they have to be adult age and over to even take it as a feat. It probably exist in other box campaign settings as well.
>2ED
Nope. Different Dragons have some spell like abilities. Also dragons have a much bigger spell selection. Some dip into and have access to divine spheres of magic as well as full access to arcane spells. So polymorph self is easily attained for some species.
>1ED
honestly can't remember
>B/X and up
No no and no.
Dragons are big, have limited spellcasting but their breath weapons are much more destructive. All dragons can't cast spells either if they're just random rolled.
And polymorph self and other are 4th level spells. Only dragons that have access to that are old to ancient. On top of that half of the dragon species get cut off at 3rd level spells as a maximum. Plus it nerfs them hard being in human form and cuts off their spellcasting ability until it wears off.
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>>63629021
No, that's for when Tiamat wants to fuck you, not when you're trying to convince her. You'd probably need 3 successes and a lower "they're okay with it if the others are" DC for the other two.
Or you roll REALLY well on one head, like, 3 successes on progressively higher DCs, and then that head holds you protectively in her mouth while her tongue does lewd things to you, and ducks under her belly to slip you right into her pussy, hoping her other heads don't try to fish you out for a snack (though with some successful checks, your actions as a sex toy might make retrying the other heads a bit easier).

>>63628880
>"My pussy is hungry for your cock, Anon, won't you feed it?"
Alternatively
>she can actually eat with it
>it processes its food with unsettling speed
>and of course, it bites
>she proudly claims to have fed it an entire human before
>make sure to do plenty of foreplay to get it agreeable to you, and be ready to abandon mission at any moment
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>>63631586
>and ducks under her belly to slip you right into her pussy, hoping her other heads don't try to fish you out for a snack
Anon what the fuck you had no reason to go in a direction like this
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>>63633147
Eh, may as well try. Pretty much playing a dragon fan boy anyway
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>>63633147
Rollan
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>>63633147
>>63633227
Lucky fucks

>>63633395
This might be fun
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>63632620
A dragoness has needs, Anon. What did you think would happen when you seduce only one head? She wouldn't turn into human form or anything with a 4-1 minority.

>>63633147
Never get a good one, but rollan
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>>63633601
You're calling me lucky.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>63633147
Swiggety swooty
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>63633147
T.
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>>63583671
My players wanted to kill shit so i gave them a dungeon that kept throwing shit at them until they let go of the greed in their heart and wanted to continue the actual fucking story. They were there for 3 fucking sessions
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>>63633147
Rollie Pollie Ollie

Why do my favorite dragons have to be the Gems? Nobody ever remembers them....
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>>63633147
Rolling
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All these nice dragon rolls gimme dat evil kinevil
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>>63636307
Well, you at least got an Evil dragoness.
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>>63634518
Nicely done, anon! Did this cure their greed and murderhobo-ism? Or did it just come back?
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My character swears undying loyalty in exchange for being reborn as a red dragon, abandons party members against this, builds a shrine in the deepest unoccupied caverns, performs raids on local villages, gains rogue, monk, and psion levels, nurtures this power discreetly over hundreds of years, watches as former party members remains turn to dust, builds up wealth, power, and status by trafficking with devils, becomes a demigod, continues making his mistresses religion spread, takes over the world, becomes a true god, still promotes his goddess, becomes even more powerful, gives his goddess the hottest dickings ever, kills bahumet, takes over Hell.
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>>63638193
>My character swears undying loyalty in exchange for being reborn as a red dragon, abandons party members against this and is promptly never seen again as the DM tells me to roll up a new character.
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>>63638278
Calls DM on their bad roleplaying and declares DM a pussy with no imagination. Promptly finds nonpussified gaming group that isn't full of useless, cowardly, goody-goody fags.
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>>63582978
Since I'm probably going to die anyway:
>I atttempt to seducer her by helicoptering my dick
>I am a wizard
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>>63638340
Roasted weenies don't do anyone any good, especially wizards.
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>entire table knows I want to be eaten by a dragon
>always laughs when a dragon encounter appears
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>>63638428
I offer your roasted weenie to my new goddess inbetween your own sliced and toasted buns with your own blood, mustard, and dill relish.
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>>63638314
>promptly finds a furry group and gets booted by them for being "that guy"
Yikes!
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Tiamat? I sit in a corner and thtoe chakrams at it.
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>>63633147
Anything but 3 9 or 0 pls
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>>63633147
>diceless dragon determination
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>>63640966
>66
>a silver dragon has developed a vore fetish
>he will feed himself to you regardless of your initial opinion
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>>63641056
Good thing I'm into that
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>>63641105
>05
Also a fantastic roll! You're doing very well.
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>>63633147
rolling
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>>63641105
>eaten by Tiamat

You got the master roll
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>>63633147
ebic
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>>63633147
c'mon tsundere
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So I guess we're a Tiamat cult now...

Unless there's a bard.
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>>63633147
Rolling I suppose
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>>63642607
Guess I'm having tea with Tiamat.
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>>63584954
you are a fool and a coward.
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>>63642228
>Not being a full party of bards that turns into a roaming death metal band extolling the virtues of her lady, Tiamat
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>>63582978
But of course. Tiamat is the Exposition. She's hiring the adventurers to investigate a possibly disloyal dragon in a distant kingdom.
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As ling as we're mentioning phone games, what about dragons canonically willing to help out your scrub-ass level 1 party?
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>>63641223
Swallow a silver, offer myself to Tiamat with a nice full belly yes.
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Clearly seeking the assist of one like this would be most helpful.
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Maybe a battle hardened veteran mercenary dragoness could be more helpful to repel Tiamat than spending your last few gold on shitty tools your DM will never implement anyway.
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Of course, being a level 1 party, the only dragon you probably will realistically be able to get will be a young hatchling, but if you've got good starting charisma, they might be persuaded to assist.
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>>63587306
I miss the novelty and sense of adventure that Dragonlance novels gave me as a wee lad.
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>>63593759
If everyone's Tiamat, no one is Tiamat.
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>>63641056
>"I promise I'll release you as soon as we're finished. This won't hurt"
>the dragon presses a claw against your stomach
>"first a few enchantments on your body, and now..."
>the dragon takes a few steps back before disappearing
>for a moment you think you're alone, before something tiny flies towards you
>as it hovers in front of your face, you recognize the dragon, now massively shrunk
>you can still hear him perfectly well
>it must be part of the enchantment
>"Almost there. Now open your mouth"
>"Now swallow"
>you try to argue, but you can't talk properly with a dragon standing on your tongue
>"Don't worry about hurting me. Here, watch this"
>the dragon lays his tail over your front teeth
>"Bite me. Harder. Harder"
>it's like a steel cable
>"See? I'll be fine"
>you give in and swallow
>he gets most of the way down before you feel him enter a second stomach you didn't know you had
>the organ is quite sensitive, you can feel him stretch his wings and walk around
>closing your eyes to focus on the new sensations, you swear you can see the dragon inspecting his work
>after a moment he stops and looks directly into your mind's-eye
>"Isn't this cool? I spent years working on this spell"
>you feel the ropes around you body loosen
>"You're free to go, but I'm coming with you. You're my lair now"
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>>63604944
>attack Odin at level 1 for no reason
>get brutally killed
>Odin takes you to Valhalla since you displayed true viking spirit there
>the game then continues as the party decides "fuck fate" and tries to stop the Ragnarok so they can continue getting drunk and banging Valkyries
>just as Odin planned
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>>63599646
There is no law against reptiles running for mayor
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>>63593666
Delightfully devilish, Satan
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>>63596841
Better bed her than kill and cause all creation to collapse.
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>>63599646
>Welcome to Night Vale
They had some fun stuff, but I quit listening when the formulaic repetitiveness and pandering started to outweigh the novelty for me
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>>63611421
Never had this issue because I play with adults that appreciate the time I spent preping. Find better people to play with.
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>>63582978
Watch out for her second breath attack, avoid backside
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>>63611421
>I've had players who've seen my plot-hooks firsthand and assumed they weren't canon

What?
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>>63652406
It was an example/test-run session with premade example PCs, and also it was a memey callout to previous campaigns.

I could have made it a lot more clear, so there's that too
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>>63584854
Well, Tiamat is the Mother-of-Monsters.
She probably gets around.
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>Fate/Go Tiamat mentioned earlier
Welp, time to post La-Mulana Tiamat and her boss theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgn-Ky5P1HA

Seriously, I'm very glad La-mulana's Tiamat is essentially end-game and comes with plot reasons to not just throw her at you right at the start.
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>this entire thread
The doctor recommends cleansing fire. No, not THAT doctor, though he probably would, too.
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>>63656352
Why is Sailor Moon possessed?
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>>63585077
dark twisted descendants from a far far away Pepper-verse.
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>>63585010
In 5e only metallic dragons can polymorph at will, chromatic dragons cannot shapechange unless they are given spellcaster levels and the polymorph spell of choice.
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>>63650835
Pretty much hit the nail on the head for me too
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>>63585077
Because Tiamat was a primordial Goddess of life the shit she births is designed at random with no need to obey later established laws. When humans started becoming dominant and the world became more structured her method of random creation was no longer needed. She was banished from the world and natural evolution took precedence in its absence. This is one of the freaks she births after returning. They have a natural predisposition to slaughter humans who have strayed so far from their initial state that Tiamat perceives them as horrifying alien invaders who need to be destroyed for her own safety.
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cool
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How is this thread even allowed
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>>63663021
dragons are /tg/
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>>63663021
Wanting to fuck the monsters is a /tg/ tradition.
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>>63663021
Welcome newfag
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>>63582978
Entire party are kobolds, Tiamat is offering them a quest to do her bidding in the mortal realms for the chance to become her personal attendants or even proper dragons if they do well enough.
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>>63665268
>Offers to let them become clerics if they do well
>If they do really well she'll make them more draconic
Sounds like a good (or rather, evil) campaign.
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>>63665313
I may have to run it sometime. Start them out with some petty stuff, working up to bigger missions, getting to go Tucker once but mostly being used for more exploratory adventures until they have to take down a metallic great wyrm.

Or maybe play to kobold talents and run a sort of Dungeon Keeper game with a constantly expanding lair to defend a shrine or clutch of eggs.
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>>63663021
hello newfreind
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>>63663021
It's just the kids, bored during Christmas break - ignore them; they'll be gone in two weeks, like they always are.
Delightful wee sheep.
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>>63667666
>vore threads disappear after summer
nah mate, you'd best start believing in magical realms, because /tg/ is one.
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>>63665743
Also tossing in a side quest to go kill some Japanese style gnollbolds because Tiamat is tired of Yeenoghu spreading confusion about her servitors in distant lands.
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>>63595745
no, even when they're about to get fucking torched by a mad king.
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woah



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