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Rolled 1 (1d10)

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>tfw you will never be one of the boyz in a ork warband
>tfw you will always be a irrelevant number in the eyes of the Imperium

>>61974836
Alroight, we’z a normal klan, nuffin speshul. Gimme a d100 for da kola.

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>>61974981
dice+1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>61975065
Whoops

>>61975080
Ignorin’ da snotling-level inteli... untili.. ZOGGIN UNSMARTNESS it takes ta fail at rollin’, our colors iz green. Da orkiest of all kolors. Gimme a d10 fer our lejundery git.

Speakin o unsmartness, I fergot to change mah zoggin name. Also, if you grots iz so incloined, speak zoggin orky!

>>61975144
Yeah, Boss, i's gonna get on dat, (zogging grot, also making me do tings)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>61975553

Oi. Looks loik all you gitz ‘ave gone ta sleep. Or ta do Otha unorky fings. Welp, a boy needs hiz sleep, so I’ll be seeing you gitz in da mornin.
Non orkily, any east coast or Carolinian anons out there, god bless with Florence. Had to evac because of it. Godspeed, you magnificent bastards.
Goblok out.

>>61975569
Rolling for da type of oddboy, boss

>>61974677

Oi! I'z da boss a dis thread now 'n I sayz we're da Gai Boyz klan!

>>61975587
>>61975603
Yeah, boss, i'z gonna say, captcha need to zog a grot

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>61975587

>>61975695
>Weirdboy
Our WAGGGH, has da best Weirdboys, a d100 for feat

>>61975726
Uhh.....? Boss? Do i need ta bump da thread?

>>61976532
welp, i'z da boss now, i'z need a d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>61977291
i'z gotcha back

>>61978113
>Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
a weirdboy kraking a planet open seems good, we'z a great waggh with great boyz
d10 for gork and mork

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>61978391
[Orky response]

>>61978858
OI! I’Z STILL DA BOSS OV DIS THREAD. But fanks for keepin da thread alive. We’z not gonna follow gork or Mork until dey ‘ave a foight an we see who wins. Gimme a d10 for da boyz.

ZOGGIN ELL I FORGOT TA CHANGE MY ZOGGIN NAME AGAIN.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>61981155

>>61981179
Roight, not many boyz is in da klan roight now, but it’z fixable, it iz. Gimme a d10 For da aver.. avera... wot most da boyz sizes iz.

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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>61981204
'kay Bossss

>>61981211
Well, da soize is roight an proppa, dats gud. Oi. You see dose gits ova dere? Don’t shoot em...yet.
Oh, and gimme a zoggin d100 for what dose gitz iz, I can’t see em dat well.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>61981233

>>61981245
Our friends iz otha orks. Da only gitz you can trust. However, dose gitz over there? You kan shoot at dem. Gimme anotha d10 for wot deyz iz, I cant see dem either.

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>61981285

>>61981310
Dose boyz iz mukkin about, who gives a zog about power?
And I was a zoggin grot, I meant d100. Zoggin ell.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>61981360

>>61981376
We loik to krump even more orkz. We really need ta get off dis zoggin rock. Gimme a d10 for wot boyz we ‘ave more den otha klans.

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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>61981422
on it boss

>>61981434
Well, da weirdboy got more weirdboyz, becoz dats all da boyz I kan foind. Besides myself, ovcourse. Gimme a d100 for da best fing we eva looted.

>>61981434
Well, da weirdboy got more weirdboyz, becoz dats all da boyz I kan foind. Besides myself, ovcourse. Now I want ta make zoggin weirdboy deff dreads. Zoggin umies, pansies, skull gitz, fishboyz, an everyone else wont know wot hit em. Gimme a d100 for da best fing we eva looted.

Zoggit, I posted da same zoggin message. I’z a grot.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>61981461
On it boss hope it's proppa flash.

>>61981524
ITZ ZOGGIN NUFFIN! I’Z NOT GONNA STAND FOR DIS! Anotha roll! The second roll zoggin ‘olds, no matter wot.

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>61981553
Gubbinz comin' up!

>>61981582
GOD. ZOGGIN. ZOGGIT! WE STILL GOT NUFFIN! Well, we’z stranded on dis zoggin rok dat da otha weirdboy conkuered for us boyz. I fink I was around for dat. Alroight, dats it, dats our story little boyz an grots. Now let’s get to zoggin writefaggin and fluffin!

Oi. Wot even iz da planet we’z on? We’z makin a planet, so give me a d100 for da class when we discovered it.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>61981635
>inb4 tomb world

>>61981635
Or shud we jus leave it to the zoggin imaginashun? I’z thinkin it should have every possible zoggin biome on da planet, for diversity.

>>61981582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXFBH-NimJA

>>61981648
Soid note: iz dere any better planet generator den da dark ‘eresy one? If so, post it in da thread.

>>61981648
Alroight, for da assumptions for da fluff, da planet was abandoned due to xenos. It wuz one o dem umie food planets. Dey zoggin eat plants, dats sad, dat iz. Gimme a 3d10+15 for wot da tech wuz when we got dere.

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Rolled 5, 2, 1 + 15 = 23 (3d10 + 15)

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>>61982052
Zoggin finally. Dere was industrial gubbins dat we looted. Not bad at all. Gimme a d100 for star size.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>61982084

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Ork thread?

>>61982100
Itz a medium star, nuffin speshul, just roight. Gimme a d100 for size, becoz i’z skippin over the adtuptus and sektor bitz, because we know where dis planet iz.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>61982132
100 get!

>>61982123
You bet your zoggin flash it iz. We’z makin da planet our weirdboy klan iz on.

>>61982142
Jest a little ova half roight. Itz an average planet, so jest the roight amount a boyz. Roll d100 for da tilt, I needs ta know how hot n’ cold it iz.

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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>61982170
>Inb4 frozen orks

>>61982188
Well. I don’t zoggin know why da homies settled here in da first place. Deres -80 degrees differance in winter an 80 degrees in da summer. But who cares? We’z orkz, and we’z don’t give a zog. Gimme a d10 for da roks around da rok. I’z skippin ova da day length becuz toyme is a zoggin triviul find we krumpin is to be had.

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>61982240

>>61982265
Ya know wot? I’ll translate dat into a 60. Roll a 1d5

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>61982281

>>61982291
So we gotz five otha roks around our rok. Alroight, let’s get to da real fluffin and writefaggin! Can I get a WAAAAGH?

Alroight, we did gud, ya gitz. So I’z finkin we’z should be allies wif anotha klan fokused around choppin gits ta peices, so we’z can ‘ave meatsheilds. Also, does anywun challenge da bosshood of Big Mek Goblok?
(The bosshood is for fluff reasons as for who is our warboss.)

OI! EVERYONE! I’z in need of support wit da fluffin. I’z thinkin that our main trukks should be mounted wif weirdboy towas, in order to umpli... amplif... make da headbangin stronga, an let da otha gitz do da krumpin. Because we can krump em wif ZOGGIN MIND DAKKA.

>>61982738
Let's start wid how'z we'z near

>>61985256
Eye of Terror, Maelstrom, or other Warp Rift?
Could be the waaagh stalled when the rift opened and the weird boys are a way of dealing with all the warpy shit. But no gubbins. A tragedy.
Could be that the roks are all trying to compete for the lead and gubbins needed to get out of the rift zone.

>>61986374
Oi. I fink it wuz dat dere was a big ol waagh, and our weirdboy gitz split off from da main boyz. Dey had a good scrap until da weirdboyz did somethin so zoggin dumb it wuz zoggin cool. Dey all overdrew from da waagh. Instead a ‘eadbangin and krumpin themselves, dey ripped reality a new un, and got sucked, wif da otha orkz, to dis ere planet, where Dey found some new squigs an krumped em good. Dey den spread out to da otha roks, forming five new klans. My klan, da one we’z in roight now, is da direct descendent of dat original klan. Da way it works iz loik wif dose Necromunda gitz, wif da planet bein da underhive. A few feral boyz is down there, but none of da rok klans settle down dere.

>>61986374
but who'z we gonna fight?

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>>61986621
Who do ya zoggin fink? DOSE SHOOTA KLAN GITZ ON DA SECOND ROK ON DA ROIGHT FROM US! In addishun, I drew up da klan kolors.

>>61986868
(To explain, that’s the klan we have beef with, and the klan we are allies with is the choppy klan, due to conflicting ideologies. The choppy clan is between us and the shootas.)

>>61986898
(To reiterate: we have a necromunda dynamic. Everyone has to cooperate on the surface so they all survive. For instance, in addition to the weirdboyz, we have the best meks. However, mobs will usually go down to the surface for a scrap with a klan mob they hate.)

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Leaving this here

OI. ARCHOIVE DIS.
(Cannot due to phoneposting)

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>>61989485
Job's done boss
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/61974677/

>>61990236
Good zoggin work. May da wroitfags use dis settin for dere next work. I’z got great hopez for you lot.