>>61562988
No. College campuses would be completely unrecognizable and utterly unlike what we know of today, because magic ?????? conclusively.

Of course you fucking pillock.

You just wanted to post that picture.

>>61563027
Then why do medieval fantasies resemble medieval societies?

Depends on the species with access to magic.

Human campuses would be the Community College equivalents one to everyone, but the song to be made of stone because you will have people mucking up spells like Fireball and the like

>>61563248
Let's say it's a low magic setting. People can do magic, but wizards aren't lower class gods.

>>61563323
You’d probably gat something like the community college we have in my town. Two or three campuses dedicated to slightly different things, all probably focusing on making/educating about creating the regents for other spells.

Entry level colleges probably look closer to farms/factories, since they’ll be expected to learn stuff that also helps keep the materials flowing. Higher level ones look fancier and probably have stuff trucked in from them.

But they’ll all probably share the American style and focus on putting buildings away from each other to prevent collateral damage

>>61563547
Why farms/factories? I mean I get they would probably need materials, but so do campuses that don't teach magic stuff. Sure you get a few garages where people learn mechanic stuff like auto-repair, but that's a garage, not a factory.

>>61562988

What color are they?

>>61563633
Mostly for regeants and the materials necessary to cast magic. The community colleges near me have farms on their campuses to test out seeds and new agriculture techniques. You’d have something similar in a fantasy one growing Mandragoras (is that the right word for those shrieking plants?) or forging catalysts for the students to use

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>in b4 GATE

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College hook-ups would be weird

>all the drow take women's studies
>all orc/dwarf sports team
>high elf clique hates wood elf clique
>gnomes and dwarves at trade school/shop class
>halfling stoners and music majors
>humans are in every class/clique
>human boys have a curfew because of the roaming band of orc females looking for "humies"
drow females leave womens studies after seeing how great human men are

>>61564208
You must live in an area with a big agriculture business, the colleges I've been to (virginia, Colorado, Scotland) have never had anything like that.

>>61564272
That one is sweet.
>>61564471
I mean if you've paid for the class, you may as well stay and get the credits.

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>>61564471
>human guy sneaks into drowgirl dorm on a bet

>>61564199

FUND IT

>>61562988
Depends what kind of modern fantasy it is. If it's the "typical" we see of the modern world is totally normal just orcs/elves/magic showed up one day, then you'd have the same kind of shit we see these days, just more alone racial lines.

If you actually had the world evolve with that stuff in it for a longer period of time, there's a whole lot more questions to figure out.

When it comes to teachings/classes, it also depends on how your magic works, how strong it is, and what determines if someone can actually learn it. D&D style magic would definitely not be taught in schools for instance, since it'd be like giving people who still don't know what the fuck they want to do in life access to nuclear launch codes. In the other case, WFRP magic might be taught in specialized schools because for that kind of magic you need to have a natural inborn connection to magic that whether you get trained or not is going to result in your being able to manipulate it, so its the incentive of society to see you get trained.

>>61564666
>that artist
All the dickgirls.

>>61564163
Literally speaking dark grey.
Ethnically speaking, the are Dark.
You want a fancy term, I'd use Ebony.

>>61564471
>dwarves and goblins take over the business department
>orcs join business department once they are convinced financial conquest is honorable
>high elves take over physics
>drow elves take over chemistry
>wood elves take over agriculture
>medical schools swarmed by fairies
>killer drow parties
>"nobody saw kevin for a month after that chick lylith threw a keg'r"
>"i heard lylith ans kevin are going steady"
>"why does she calling him flesh slave"
>"i cant go tonight guys. Gurka is having a big game and i cant let her down."
>"dean niv'mizzet is fucking pissed. Some witch put a stink cloud cantrip in his chair."
>"do you have the notes from dr garrosh's lecture on 'hostile takeovers'?"

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>fucking faerie infestation in the library, again

>>61564714
Were it me, I'd say this is a fantasy universe that got to a modern day societal and technological level (think like typical medieval fantasy, just fast forwarded a thousand years). So you have smart phones, cars, and internet, and most cultures have various fantasy analogues.

As for magic, I think low-magic makes the most sense, anyone can use it, but not everyone will be good, and not everyone will bother, and what magic you get won't make you a minor god.

>>61564772

It would be fine if they didn't eat the written word. Not ink, not scratches, not pencil, only WORDS.

>>61564770
>all the 'wood elves' 'dark elves' thing is actually the younger generation of elves sorting themselves into a wide array of cliques that are a rejection of the previous generations strict social structures.

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Morning train to class just got more intense

>>61562988
>what would D&D/Warhammer 40k be like BUT IT WAS SCHOOL and they were all GIRLs xD
A thread died for this

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>>61564814
exterminator is here

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>>61564870
You asked.

>>61564770
>dark elf put on probation for dr saladin an n'wah
>boiler room turned into goblin dorm at their request
>warlock expelled for possession with intent to fel
>guest speaker shubrayshregar from the void this friday in the thaumaturgy center
>guys with knife ear fever everywhere
>sylvanas blighted one for pestering her
>orc girls protesting the male human curfew
>janitor nosferatu is a pretty cool dude

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>We really need to discuss your grades
>If you don't do something for extra credit, I'm afraid I'll have to fail you

>>61564938
>There's really only one reason to go to college.
>To hook up with elf chicks.

>>61564814
Someone let a bunch of pixies loose in the server room. It took me weeks to get them out of the RAID array, and by the time I did they'd eaten most of the staff email system.

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>>61564713
Road trip!

>>61564666
Can i take this dare multiple times

>>61564772
I hate it when they pretend to be sentient and start squealing and begging for their life as you get ready to stamp on them. Nasty little things.

>>61564966
>>61564978
These are great.

>>61562988
Assuming magic and races didn't just appear one day, the society had to reach this level.

That means passing the 20th century analogue, which means world wars, and with magic and distinct species thrown in that's gonna be a lot bloodier.

tl;dr: Elf holocaust means you can't have your dark elf waifus at human college.

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No one loves half-dragons

>>61564938
>all the succubi take religion and arts classes
>dr gannon has pretty cool history classes
>security has to keep going into the basement to kick out cultist kids after hours

>>61564951
>What? No honey not like that. I'm a teacher, not one of those crazy girls on campus. Ethics rules. I meant a research paper. Now if you actually manage to get say... a B- in my class come back and see me after you graduate.

>>61565015
Maybe not in European notPoland/notGermany or Japan

>>61565036
I want to snuggle her.

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>succubi foodie who feeds on the pleasure people feel from enjoying good food

>>61565015
Jews survived the Holocaust. I mean, obviously not all of them a lot of people died, but I don't see why I couldn't find a cute dark-elf girl on a college campus.

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>I forgot the summoners had their practical exams this week
>fuck my insurance premiums are gonna skyrocket

>>61562988
Unless the presence of these fantasy species affects the length of the commute, not much would change for me. Now, would you be allowed to major in Underdark Ecology or Comparative Sophont Anthropology? Orcish History or Alchemy?

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>FUCKING
>SUMMONER
>PROJECTS

>>61565098
I'm imagining a girl like that working at the McDonalds at the Student Hub on my campus. That's probably not good.
>>61565125
>I HAVE A FUCKING EXAM AT 8! MOVE IT!!!

>>61563027
And of course, you have no answer to >>61563246. Probably because you're just OP trying to be contentious to drum up interest. But if you do that, at least have the decency and energy to follow up.

>>61562988
Magic and sciences, assuming they're relayed but still separate subjects would cause massive class swells.

And potentially some interesting academic paths.

>"Do I want to take quantum necromancy which uses uncertainty principles to raise the dead? Or do I take druidic construction management where I figure out how to naturally grow treehouses around plumbing and wiring for all-natural, sustainable housing? Maybe I should just study evocation and electrical engineering."

>>61563547
or this.

>>61564190
>elven grace and jump good skills allow them to overcome their height disadvantages in college basketball
>But when they confront the next town's team of half-giants, they're gonna have to learn to put their prejudices aside and learn the most powerful skills of all: teamwork and friendship!

>>61565036
>thrive in business and philosophy
>all have sports scholarships
>"but do the rules SPECIFICALLY say no flying?"
>"i get it but its still offensive to ask to touch my tail"
Dude everybody loves half dragons.

>>61563246
>Then why do medieval fantasies resemble medieval societies?
Because medieval fantasies are made by nerds of average intelligence and designed as a vessel for roleplaying games, rather than an accurate modeling of the effects of physics-breaking magic on a society's development, you fucking pillock.

>>61565141
>Imagine being the one elf in Orcish History and Studies

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>It's pledge week again isn't
>fucking magic students

>>61565164
No. I don't even understand that line of thinking.

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>>61565177
>the one elf on the weightlifting competition
>Elves can totally lift, I'll show you!

>tfw high elf
>3.9 GPA, extracurriculars coming out of my ears
>rejected at my top three schools, barely get in at my backup
>meanwhile, orcs and tieflings are getting in to Harvard with 3.4s
Affirmative action is just reverse racism.

>>61565175
So why are you wasting time here, and not shitting up the medieval fantasy threads instead?

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>Did you just say all orcs are meatheads who only get in on athletics scholarships
>Hi, I'm your math tutor
>Welcome to Hell, pinkskin

>>61562988
>That one dwarf Social Justice Paladin who won't shut up about representation and height privilege in every fucking class

fucking diggers I swear to god

>>61565036
We used protection, I swear!

>>61564199
>>61564263
>>61564966
>>61564978
Are you suggesting a series about college age witches (studying) abroad?

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>>61565177
>Engineering is full of dwarves/gnomes
>be only elf on the course

>>61565241
or a road trip during summer break, with flashbacks to school, either one

>>61565204
The High Elves had their great cultural founders a thousand and a half years ago. Without those educations, the orcs and tieflings will never produce individuals who will fill the same role for their people. Do you want them to languish in feeding on your scraps forever? Judging by what happened to the last orc who tried to build for his people a fresh start and their own culture, your parents certainly did.

Every tradition, every legacy, every true culture has to begin somewhere, and it can't do that if you keep nipping it in the bud. Put up with this burden now and both your great-grandchildren and the orcs' will thank you.

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college drugs scene would get weirder, with magic involved

>>61565262
He's just angry, cause they put an orc on the cover of one of his videogames.

>>61562988
we've had this thread like four or six months ago

>>61565283
This is the single worst post I've ever seen on all of /tg/, worse than every frogpost copypasta and gun thread ever created. You are a waste of a poster and a human being.

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You will never be comfycubus

>>61565226
Is it really that much of a problem to make shelves the Dwarfs and Gnomes can reach, or doors the Half-Giants can fit through?

>>61565167
>elven grace and jump good skills allow them to overcome their height disadvantages in college basketball
>But when they confront the next town's team of half-giants, they're gonna have to learn to put their prejudices aside and learn the most powerful skills of all: teamwork and friendship!

Fund it

>>61565226
>Not being down with the Campaign for Equal Heights

That's heightist!

>>61565326
Hey I'm not a bigot, I have some dwarf friends and I'm dating a half-elf. That said, if it's such an issue they can move back to mountainistan

>hanging out with QT at a party
>really into her, things are going smoothly, flirting and joking
>ask her if she wants to go upstairs
>she looks really uncomfortable
>suddenly makes her excuses and leaves
>weeks pass
>see her on campus
>confront her
>turns out she's half-succubus
>she was afraid I'd file a Title IX complaint against her
>she effectively can't fuck anybody because they "aren't of sound mind around her" and she'd be taking advantage
This is total bullshit. There's no room for nuance any more. So what if I'm only attracted to her because of her psychic pheromones? How is that different from being attracted to someone because they have really great tits?

>>61565262
I worked my ass off to get where I am and it pisses me off to see greenskins sailing into college without even trying. It's just biology: we have a +2 racial bonus to INT, and they don't. Until liberals can accept scientific truth, we're going to be stuck with a broken system.

>>61565326
Yes?

If it were just one of those groups, not so much. But add in both, and anything you do to accommodate one group, makes living for the other harder. Having low shelves for the short folk causes the big guys to have to bend over. Having large doorways for the tall folk makes the whole place feel intimidatingly large and uncomfortable for the smaller people.

The best thing is to do things in a medium way. So those one or end or the other of the spectrum are lightly inconvenienced, but not too much so, and provide things to compensate. Ladders for the short folk for example.

And no, we do not accommodate for aquatic species. It is unfortunate, but the cost to us is just too high.
Thank you for your complaints. They will be reviewed at the next board meeting.

>>61565387
Blame the self-appointed moral guardians. If the university authorities get complaints about it, the easiest thing for them to do is expel the succubi student

Shits fucked, but if they don't then those assholes go in TV telling everyone that the reasons college students are into beer, drugs and casual sex is because of the succubi, and not because everyone is away from home for the first time in forever

Like, what do you humans even study?

Dwarves/gnomes do engineering
Orcs are all on athletics scholarships
We elves dominate the humanities and sciences

Do you humans get degrees in like, burger-flipping or something?

>>61565432
That's the entire way of thinking that started the cycle of spite in the first place. Nothing is going to change unless things as drastic as this are done. Would you rather they become bandits in the inner cities, picking at corpses forever? Where else are they to go, if they don't get the tools to make it in this society? We have other options, sure, but frankly, they're all worse in the long run. If us suffering in the short term prevents that, then so be it.

>>61565282
The orc thing didn't even bother me, but putting gnomes in the new Battlefield is total bullshit. It's meant to be a historically accurate battle simulator. This PC bullshit just grates with the tone of the game.

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>>61565387
you ever see a succubi do her own projects?
No, you haven't. They just force smart students to do it for them

>>61565478
A bit of everything.

Mostly the more mundane stuff you guys usually don't but a bit of everything.

We also usually act as the first cross species intercourse enabler with literally all other races (They did a study, you should know this.) but I suppose "Banging elf bitches" isn't technically a course. Or orcs, hapflings and Giants either.

>>61565564
Yeah but they actually put out for them and don't just bully them for grades.

>>61565279
The "Good Ol' College Try" takes on a whole new dimension (literally in some cases)

>>61565387
Fucking hell, this. I gotta deal with retarded legal shit every last two days in the month. Not a spot on my record and I still have to register with the police that I'm staying home during that time, (absolutely fun when exams arrive), because apparently it's "intimidating to wood elves" and "threatening to the student body's safety" to have a tail and coat for less than twenty-four hours all together.

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>Oh c'mon, it's just a costume party
>It'll be subversive commentary on the human-centric 'summoner' culture
>I'll be the one in charge, and you'll be in the magic circle wearing just a collar and magic runes painted on

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>Campus security!
>PUT THE HALFLING DOWN

>>61565387
Simple solution.
Find out how long the pheromones take to wear off, then wait another few days and decide if you still want to bone her.
Or go to the Alchemy or Botany students and see if they can whip something up for you to block them. And maybe a stamina booster while you're at it.

>>61565707
source?

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>this isn't my fault!

>>61565204
what are your extracurricular studies and other activities or experiences? I know it sucks to think but a solid 3.9 GPA in most full colleges just isn't enough these days, remember, those colleges screen tens of thousands of people with a GPA like that.

What they want are people who have had some real experience in their chosen majors, like a related career internship, studies abroad, community activism, that kind of things.

Also, I HOPE you were polite, respectful, helpful, and friendly with your professors. They do call those for referrals.

>A girl going back to her room after spending the night getting dicked by fratbros is now commonly refereed to as the Elven walk

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>Here's the magic they didn't teach you in school

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I'm starting college this fall (majoring in golemetry), and it'll be the first time I've been away from home for more than a week. I'm the first person from our clan to go to college, so I'm pretty nervous.

Is it true what they say about human guys?

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>humans think they can learn magic

>>61566034
More than you'd think, less than you'd hope.

>>61566010
>Fuck off Weeb.

>>61565478
History actually. Not really sure why.

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>We'll study, right after we finish this round!

>>61565291
and you're gay

>>61562988

-IF- and it's a big if mind you, you can stomach the racial/sexual identity/fetish etc stuff, Tales of Mu has a bit of interesting 'fantasy world in modern times' thing.

They figured out how to put magic through the scientific method, refined it enough to teach basically everyone, and went full "modern society but with magic instead of science" route.
Highlights include Illusion magic used to create TV shows and Cartoons, Glamour magic courses for hairdressers and the like, a Greater Dragon being on the staff of the University, various races (Dwarves/Elves mostly) having all their own shiny cultural shit whilst all the weirdos and beast races shoved grudgingly into one hall, a weird fake army "Skirmish" game replacing college football.
I mean hell, they even have a "Delving" department training old-fashioned dungeon-running groups.

I mean it's basically "lets have modern society but make it fantasy lets shoehorn stuff in, with a load of sex stuff to keep people reading", but some of the ideas are halfway decent

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>>61565036
I think they do in the gaming room.

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>Technowizards
>Oh look at me, I'm so special, taking 2 majors!
>Think I'm better than everyone at both
>It's not even a real form of magic

>That one elven professor who hasn't changed his syllabus in the last hundred years but can't get fired because he's had tenure for the last thousand.

Anyone have the answers to his tests? I hear they're still written in old elvish and that's an entire degree!

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>catch elf stealing potion ingredients from lab
>wat do?

>>61566217
Check the internet, someone's probably uploaded the whole thing in Common just to spite him. It's not like he knows how to google shit anyway

>>61566034
rule of thumb with us humans and of those rumors you hear about us, especially if you hear it from us: depends on the person.

>>61565387
a way around that is usually just to buy some charms or ask a divine magic majoring friend to give you some protection (not that kind, well, you might need that kind).

They'll help you resist mind influencing effects like that and usually even if you can't outright shrug it off, you'll be aware you're under the influence. Which, in my experience can be even more horrifying when you start to consciously be aware of how out of character you're acting.

You could also ask her to wear a glamor suppression amulet and it would help reduce the effectiveness of her charm, but a lot of them claim they're uncomfortable and a bit of a mood killer.

But you wear protection and she does too? You'll both know what you really think.

>>61566045
I don't need to learn magic, my god already knows and tells me what I need.

>>61565478
I can't speak for other humans but I'm majoring in criminal justice and religious studies.

I think it's pretty obvious what I am.

>>61565554
but recent historical evidence has found that gnomes, dwarves, and halflings fought in WWI.

We just didn't know because the poor bastards tended to get buried alive in the trenches and we only recently found the bodies. yikes.

>>61565200

>Go into Security and Combat specialist course
>First day is in the school's gym
>Walls lined with weapons, weights, and armor
>Practice golems in the corner smoking until next lesson

>>61566217
GET YOUR PAPER ON HIS DESK TO BE GRADED IMMEDIATELY! You may laugh at his lack of understanding about the modern world. You may cheat on his tests by downloading the correct runes from the internet (but if you are serious about learning old elven runes you should do the work yourself). You will not be amused when he grades your paper at his elven pace, typically three or so years after you turn it in. Make sure you turn your paper in early if his course is mandatory in your program!

>>61566277
Force feed her love potions and aphrodisiacs.

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>Oh course the ritual has to be done naked - the instructions say so!
>Now take off your clothes

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>non-mages just can't understand how hard it is for us mages

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>"Let's sneak into the Professors office to steal a copy of the exam paper, what could go wrong?"
>Shut up and keep blasting them!

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>You would not believe what happened to me on the way here

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>Welcome new students, to Ancient Magics
>You. Shall. Not. Pass!

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>>61566366
>mfw paladin undergrads still think religious studies are relevant in this age of secular magic

>tips wizard's cap

>So. You're dating a ghoul groupie.
>For fuck's sake, she's majoring in forensic necromancy.
>Corpse fucking.
>FORENSIC NECROMANCY! FORENSIC! There is nobody fucking anything deceased.
>You heard they found a guy sleeping in the morgue?
>One guy, and it was a practical fucking joke pulled on him when he got shitfaced. She's not like that.
>Regretting why you're stuck with me?
>Every bloody moment I'm reminded you exist. Always.
>Ha. Warms the heart, not that I have one of those. Nobody hazes like applied demonology seniors.

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Remember when techno-wizards wore aviator jackets?

>>61566086
That couch looks really uncomfortable.

>>61566992
We all do. And we're glad it's dead and gone.

>>61567007
That's a wooden bench.

>>61563063
In OP defense it is a good picture

>>61567002
>Wizard
He fucking won't shut up about Gaia and the power of nature, he's a god damned druid.

>>61567059
That wooden bench looks very uncomfortable.

>>61564951
I want to fuck Snadhya'runes

>>61567100
I want to lick her ears all night long

>>61566538
Sounds like someone is getting me too'd.

>>61567059
I've seen benches like that. There not bad, though you may want to put some pillows or a blanket on it. Though not having any pants probably makes it worse.

>>61567142
How preposterous! This is a Blue Runic Board! Keep it Safe For Majik!

>>61566105
Sounds like my kind of trash.

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>orc chads everywhere

>>61567072
where does his constant talks about "getting to the next platform" come in as a class feature?

>>61566868
Hey, Professor!

(don't let this guy intimidate you, he's real easy going)

>>61566917
I'm applying for a specific Paladin order, man, it's important to study religion for the purpose of arguing with converts.

>>61566818
Happened to six other students and four more who were on the train.

Also, pretty sure that's Professor Hopkins' wyvern.

>>61566918
>>61566965
>>61566975
>>61566977
>>61566992
>>61567002
What the hell is with full fledged mages and always wearing heavy coats, even in the summer! Just cast mage armor or something.

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>>61567326

it's just the style these days dude

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>>61567310
Where are the nerdy orc chicks at?

>>61567326
I don't know about other people, but I wear the coat so I can keep material components and enchanted wands in the inside pockets.

>>61567326
Honestly I find it more concerning about all the chicks who wear booty shorts in the middle of winter.

That's not even a fantasy remark, I see those kinds of girls (and some men) who dress in pj shorts and flip-flops in middle of January).

>>61562988
>Would there be any classes on stuff like black magic
Only at liberal arts schools.

>>61567453
>And announcing our 2018 Miss Fantasy... URDETH FORESTCLEAVER!!!

>>61567499
Would we have the local deity's church having people preaching on campus? Complaining about illicit sexual acts, and how our godless education is pushing youth away from white magic?

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>>61564190
>You will never shoot some hoops with a tall, cute tomboy dark elf

>>61564377
Do they ironically refer to their TTRPG as "humangames" and laugh about "THIN SLUTTY HUMAN EARS"?

>>61567564
Round Ears=Sluts
Everyone knows this.

>>61567598
Why else are there so many Halfbreeds?

>>61567564
In all fairness, humans will stick their dicks in just about everything. For example, I once went out with a goliath girl who was in my conjuration class.

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>>61567683
>goliath girl
Don't make me say it

>>61567707

there's magic for that sort of thing anon

>>61564731
Who's the artist? It's not turning up any results.

>>61567731
Did you go for the one that makes you bigger or her smaller?

>>61567707
Yeah, it didn't last. Turns out mages are viewed as cowards and scum in goliath culture. No big deal, we're both adults and we split up on good terms. Met an aasimar girl, we're going steady now.

>>61567914
>Aasimar
You poor fool.

>>61567914
Did you ask her if it hurt when she fell from heaven?

>>61567978
Yes, actually. She'd heard it a thousand times of course, but it didn't hurt that I offered to help with her abjuration homework. Her family doesn't much care for me, though I will admit that it's partially my fault.

>>61563246
Because no technological and societal advances. Because Harpers and gods.

In any other situation we'd be dating dark elves and go to mermaid rock concerts. That and printing hexagramic summoning circles to summon nerdy succubi.

>>61565221
>Tell ya man, our math tutor is one hell of a sadist.
>How is he?
>He's a she. And an orc to boot.
>For real? I thought they were only good at athletics and sports.
>Me too. But my tutor? She mentally wasted us.
>The hell happened there?
>It started innocently at first. But as time went on, the exercises became more and more difficult. Trickier too I may add. While we had to use our calculators to make it easier for us, but still difficult, the tutor operated on a wholly different level.
>What do you mean by this?
>She was doing her own exercises. One of the students, a fellow technomancer in training, managed to secretly film what she was doing. And when he showed us after classes, then we all turned white. I never saw equations this complex. Just look.
>[[SHOWS FILM]]
>By the gods. My brain is already trying to crawl out just by looking at this.
>Noticed something else?
>What?
>She's using an abacus. With insane speed.
>Gods...at least she looks attractive.
>Beauty and brains were never this scary for me bro. [[TAKES A SHOT]]
>Think she's single?
>Ain't going to ask her for a while. My brain still aches.

>>61568142
Personally I just tell myself we just happen to be visiting that world in it's medieval era (unless it starts talking about it's millenia of history, though of course one can reason that is just the population assuming medieval stasis, which happened IRL).

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>>61568142
I wish I had a qt strict older girl math tutor
Real talk: I haven't done math since high school and sucked at it back then. Never cared for it, but recently became infatuated with the concept of MUH ABSTRACT OBJECTIVITY. How do I into math again before invariably getting frustrated and realizing I'm not as intelligent as I think I am?

>>61568225
God I hate medieval stasis done for the sake of keeping the status quo in check.

>>61568328
I used to love math, but when I went to high school, the teacher simply made me hate it. It got worse with every class.

>>61567326
>What the hell is with full fledged mages and always wearing heavy coats, even in the summer! Just cast mage armor or something.

Can't be one without a coat. It's in the class. It's like their soul. A mage without a hoodie or a coat is a mage without a soul.

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>>61564983
>Now let's see, there's..1,2,76, 198 of us and only one of you.
>Hm.
>New I bought that 12 day aphrodisiac for something!
>Hm? Protection? Oh don't worry, the kids will get a good upbringing in the underdark.
>Now lie down.

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>>61569046
>One girl expressing interest in me
>Let alone 198
Not even on a campus with elves and ogres

>>61569081
Drow. Drow girls. Don't question it.

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>>61569172
but I have so many questions

>>61569190
No dude those are their teenage little sisters watching a livestream of the orgy on their phones.
Ask away.

>>61569213
>Ask away.
First question: why?

>>61569046
>Bro, I heard that you're going to try the Drow Dorm Dare? Are you insane?
>If you get caught, all 200 of them are going to want a go, and no offense, but you're probably going to get caught. You're not even a rogue.
>No, dipshit, your body is not ready. You have like 7 Con.

>>61569222
Why what?

>>61569081
They aren't interested in you. They're interested in your semen.

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>>61569239
>You have like 7 Con
I also have 1 Int. It's a calculated risk.

>>61569239
>Yes but should he survive, that 7 will have become a 24. I say you should risk it.

>>61562988
The collegiate system was founded around people who were trying to be wizards. What the fuck do you think?

>stands up
>has anyone just considered asking the Drow for their panties?

>>61562988
>Greasy hobgoblins playing grand strategy games and majoring in history but spend all class watching HEMA videos on magical YouTube

>>61569307
>We don't want them Bryan fuck off.

>>61569307
Of course not, Drow girls don't wear panties when they're in public.

source: Was attacked by vagina-spiders when I was a freshman because I told a drow that I only dated wood elves.

>>61569307
Sending a pledge into a Drow sorority on a panty raid is like sending him out to get headlight fluid.
It's a Snipe Hunt.

>>61569307
>Shut the FUCK UP BRYAN!

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>>61569353
>The real life equivalent of this is getting shanked by a black girl because you have yellow fever

>>61568031
What did you do anon?

>>61564291
Gate was a brilliant concept with a horrendous execution

>>61569376
Don't be a sissy, the Drow only use the mildly poisonous one's for vagina spiders. You won't die unless you're literally sick already.

>>61569222
Because you have a dick and because you got caught. Plus drow girls get off on robbing other drow girls of something that lots of drow girls want, so the more of them there are the more attractive they find you.

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>>61569400
But that's the problem, I'm pretty sick.

>>61569307

Drow girls don't wear panties anon it's just a way to mess with pledges

we have a deal with them, we send in pledges who they can tease all they want and in return we get to use their tunnels hidden all over the campus to sneak in stuff

>>61569429
Then have fun dying from vagina spiders. We'll try not to laugh at your funeral.

>>61569400
>You won't die unless you're literally sick already.
Well yeah, but you won't die from getting shanked once unless it's in a vital organ.

That's why when you are shanking someone, you have to stab multiple times. Shanks are shitty improvised knives, not masterwork daggers or some shit.

>>61569338
Well fuck, I’m a greasy hobgoblin

>>61569484
I've never heard of an angry black girl with a shank only stabbing somebody once, so I still rate dying of shanking more likely than vagina spiders.

>>61569385
Well, like most aasimar, her family is fairly religious, so her parents take a dim view of non-divine magic to begin with. I was in their kitchen one day, explaining the basics of necromancy and its applications in other types of magic like warding and resurrection, and her father walked in as I was explaining exactly how the negative energy spread through the body and animated it. I admit that I should have known better than to bring it up in the house of a Pelor worshiping paladin, but I maintain that he overreacted when he tried to smite me. Long story short, I got stabbed, she freaked out, and I had to go to the hospital. Her father eventually calmed down, but I'm not going back to that house for a while.

>>61569484
That's it. I'm sick of all this "shitty improvised knives" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Shanks deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine shank in prison for 2 packs of cigarettes and a porno mag (that's about $20) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut through steel bars with my shank.

African-American smiths spend years working on a single shank and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Shanks are thrice as sharp as bowie knives and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a combat knife can cut through, a shank can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a shank could easily bisect a modern Leclerc tank with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering America? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Crips and their shanks of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the black men first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Shanks are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for shanks:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the stabbing power of shanks in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = shanks need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>61569213
>Lol L'y'lit's big sister's letting a human make her scream! What a loser!

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>Goblins in self ironic shirts

>>61569686
Isn't that shirt mocking the brutal murder of her ancestors?

>>61562988
My college was on the smaller side, and even we didn't have cliques, that's a high school thing. Sure, people had friends of the same major, but that's because that's who you spent regular time with.
The only real "cliques" are athletes (people bonding over shared activities) and theater kids (orgies)

>>61562988
Imagine, if you will, a special interest group saying that mindflayers eating brains is part of their culture and the consequences of living in a 21st century society.

>>61569842
yes, but she doesn't care cause that was before her grandma was even born

>>61569842
they sold their own people into slavery and now are demanding reparations

>>61562988
>the dude weed lmao people are studying druidic arts
>they create super-pot and die of super-THC poisoning

>>61564814
Now I need a comic where someone shoves a book at someone's face and it's got the "horizontal writing scribbles" on it
>look at this shit, they ate my whole essay as soon as it got out of the printer

>>61564862
>thicc medusa

>>61569854
>theater kids [orgies]
I'm listening.

>>61569895
Well hell if her ancestors looked like her I'd have bought a couple dozen.

>>61562988
GuRPS illuminati university thread or a continuation of teenagers from outer space...?

>>61565123
It would bring up some questions about what Hillel is.

>>61567326
>I'm applying for a specific Paladin order, man
Take my advice, don't even mention if you haven't yet sworn your oath or worse, if you have sworn your oath. Either it's getting swarmed by missionaries of pacifism/nature/whatever it's starting a six hour long debate starring the whole paladin club because you said the oath of vengeance does more good than the oath of devotion.

>>61569925
Theatre majors are generally the easiest people to sleep with, unless you're a straight woman.
"Theatre major orgy" is a college meme.

>>61565200
>student govt makes a motion to start an elf-friendly gym initiative
>organize elf-only gym time during peak hours
>elves don't show up (any more than usual)
>things go back to normal
>motion passes to set up an elves-only exercise room
>elves show up but don't use room

>>61569975
Do the theatre majors and Drow sorority have competitive orgies still or did they ban those?

>>61570016
Only at some colleges, though they can't do that scavenger hunt thing again

>>61570016
They're banned all over my country after the drow brought their gear from home. Six people died and the zoo's never been the same.

>>61570014
Now I'm imagining every elf just sitting in the gym taking pics like an instagram thot.

>>61570042
Basically human women in every gym
>Occupy the cardio devices, casually walking for 30+ minutes
>Nobody lifting
>Insta-thot shots
>Meme calisthenics exericises (>going to the gym to do exerciseson a mat)
Elves can't possibly be worse than that.

>>61570016
Dude, dude, DUDE. TRUST ME. YES. THEY VERY MUCH DO.

>>61570042
Welcome to every fucking monday.
Get the fuck out of the squat rack knife ears.There's only 3 and you've only un-racked then reracked the bar in the last 30 minutes.
Fuck.

>>61570042
Most of them male.
Or what passes as male for elves.

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I'm going to share a secret with you guys about the Drow: between 4 am and 6 am every day, there's always one or two who'll leave their sorority. If you're interested in dating a Drow (yeah I know but hear me out), wait in the bushes, and follow one discretely once they leave. What you'll find is a Drow looking for something else then just the BHC or BOC. What that is I can't say because it's different for each. I spotted one during an early morning jog I was taking (yes I know it violated curfew but after 3 am the Orcs are all asleep), and I spotted one going to the old art building that's used to store broken brooms. I spied on her out of curiosity, turns out she wanted to be a seamstress and was practising in there. A few days later I did my usual jog and 'accidentally' bumped into her, started chatting her up. Didn't last long, but I did it again and again every morning for about a month before she finally opened up to me.

That was 7 years ago back when we where both Freshmen. Now we're married and working as tailors. Pic related, my girl in one of her more creative creations.

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>>61570042
>At the gym putting in the work to make this booty werk! lol #Gymday! #Buttlikewhat #Youmirin? #;P

>>61570042
>Be me
>Next class isn't for another hour or so, but I don't feel like going to the library to work on my essay, so I'm just eating a sandwich in the gym because there's never anyone in here around this time.
>Pair of elves show up in gym clothes and head towards the elves-only workout room
>Look through the glass wall because they're qts
>They each splash the other with water from their bottles and then start posing and taking pictures of each other posing on the exercise bikes

Fucking high elves, right?

>>61565200
>arms inside legs
Never gonna make it.

>>61569925
>I'm listening.

Ausfag here, not the guy you're responding to. We have a reputation (mostly well deserved) for being a promiscuous bunch over here, but even we know theaterbunnies fuck like crazy.

No idea why.

>>61570181
I've been in four threesomes [I was younger and stupider] and half of them involved Aussies and the one foursome I've been in had an Aussie guy so if theaterbunnies are more open promiscuous then I'm shook.

So, we know how Drow are and we know how theater bunnies are.

So has anyone every met a Drow theater bunny? Is that like promiscuity^2 or do they produce some kind of double negative thing and they don't like to fuck?

>>61570272
Unless you were pressured or had a bad time, never disparage yourself for enjoying and exploring your sexuality.

>currently in two productions
>pretty sure the director of one only cast me because he wants to sleep with me
>the other is run by a lesbian couple whomalso play the most important roles, and they cast a guy simply because they knew we'd fucked a few times in the past and wanted real chemistry on stage.

Shits weird.

>>61570311
Imagine a succubus who just discovered the g-spot.

>>61570016
Certainly not! Why, are you down?

>>61570311
I can make a call if you wanna find out?

>>61570311
Mixed bag. You get some who are super intense on their acting and take if seriously, and others who are just there to slut around. No middle ground.

Aussie Drow Theaterbunnies will suck your cock off.

>>61570352
Literally if there is one on here DM me.

>>61570352
>Aussie Drow
they get told to fuck off at the border too along with the kobolds, the goblins and the duergar.

>>61570404
Fucking Americans.

You know what's the best part about being a human guy on campus? The fact that I can get as much 9/10 as I want because for whatever reason you mother fuckers, no matter what race, have no interest in human women, meaning there's something like 10 of them for every one of us who's actually interested.

Have fun talking a big game about that 7/10 Elf girl you almost got that one time.

>>61570440
Yeah well my major's in conjuration I can cast a booty call any time I feel like it.

>>61570440
I heard about that, does it ever go as far as polygamy?

>>61570447
How are the results?

>>61570440
Shut up man! That elf thot's insta was full of gym bunny pics! She should have been an easy lay!

>>61570325
I hear a lot of them don't actually know where their real G-spot is and just rely on their powers.

>>61570330
Just curious man on both counts. I tried an orgy once, didn't go well and it turned me off of them. Don't think I'd do well in the middle of drow and theaterbunnies.

As for the offer, I can probably just find one myself.

>>61570352
Figures.

Literally or figuratively on the Aussie one though? Some of those Drow girls are weird.

>>61570440
Hey man, I'm an equal opportunity guy. Hot elf, hot human, hot orc (under controlled conditions of course) all are fair game.

>>61570464
>How are the results?
Interesting learning experience so far. One, befriending a cleric is a good idea, two, don't call up anything with fangs, three, when they say "suck everything out" they really mean everything.

>>61570464
>does it ever go as far as polygamy?

Sorry to say that no, you might find girls willing to do a one off threesome, but that's about it. Also if you're in it for a serious relationship rather then pump and dumps, find a girl by Junior year, in Senior everyone ends up coupling off (and it's kind of amazing to see how people suddenly get over the attraction to other races all at once, almost no one who mixes ends up marrying outside the race)

>>61570495
You'll never bang her anon, get over it

>>61570500
You'll be banging a lot of humans with that attitude. Unless it's all about the chase for you, in which case you'll be getting none at all.

>>61570500
Oh come on~ don't be shy. Also don't call me man.

Fine.

>>61570500
>Literally or figuratively on the Aussie one though? Some of those Drow girls are weird.

According to uni legend, both. But the dude was a clay golem, so I don't think it really counts.

>>61570464
>I heard about that, does it ever go as far as polygamy

There's a weird cross over between polyamory, swingers and pagan cults.

Um guys? What does "bleached" mean and why do all the goblin girls in my class wear clothing with it written on it somewhere?
Hell some of them have it as a tramp stamp...

>>61570529
Nah I actually like the banging part so I'll probably see a good number of human girls around.

>>61570567
I didn't need to see my aunt like that ok? I didn't even know she was in town. I might try one just for shits and giggles if I'm single again.

I'm sure there's plenty of guys who you could grab honey, not just me.

>>61570606
That's... well I can actually believe it if he was a clay golem.

>>61570634
It means they crave the human cock and want half-goblin children.

>>61570634
It means if you ever ask a group of them to come white-wash a fence with you, you're gonna have a great time.

>>61570647
Wait WHAT?

>>61570665
White wash a fence? What's that mean?

>>61570646
Bring the girlfriend! The more the merrier!

True, but you've said no. That's a challenge.

>>61570678
"bleached" refers to human cock for the darker skinned races (don't know why, we're no brighter then elves), and goblins, well they won't admit it until after it's all said and done, but they want babies, lots and lots of babies (high attrition rate and all that)

>>61570710
Wait, so if a girl says she's been bleached...

>>61570729
Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking.

>>61570729
Ask a drow.

>>61570758
Well? Any drow care to comment?

>>61570741
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING.

>>61570693
My current girlfriend is a high elf, I'm not spoiling this.

I'm going to keep being a challenge, so you're in for the long haul if you want me.

>>61570678
>White wash a fence? What's that mean
>he's never white washed a gobbo fence after she got all sweaty running to catch the train.

>>61570855
PFFT one of those stuck up prudes? You can do better hun. Want me to call my cousins to give you a taste test? They're twiiiiins~

You bastard. I like you.

>>61570710
>Tfw you realize you're the only guy in a class full of goblin girls.

>>61569948
noted, thanks.

Already have a stoner friend trying to bring me over to Order of Ancients.

>>61568459
My grandpa just to say it was all in the hat.

>>61569686
>>61569842
>>61569895
It gets more awkward when they use it to flirt.

>"Oh, you're a paladin in training, why don't you use 'detect fertility' on me and smite me with that greatsword of yours"

She said when I clearly use a halberd anyway.

I still slept with her

Divine protection. not getting child support checks out of me!

Of the classic fantasy peoples, which would be most likely to pursue History, Archaeology, or even Paleontology majors?

>>61571050
Dwarves, elves, draconic races, probably.

Dwarves and elves because deep histories are important to their people, in the case of elves they might also see it as an easy a. For draconics it's probably for a chance to find shinies of massive value.

>>61570791
Dude, like half of us know what you're thinking, you have mental holes large enough to drive a semi through. That's exactly why you don't skip on Mentalistics 101 halfway through.

>>61571034
>My grandpa just to say it was all in the hat.
The hat is more something you wear to formal events, annual rituals, and fancy dress parties. A coat has inside pockets that you can use to store material components and wands in. They're more practical.

>>61570955
They're only prudes on the street. She's nearly insatiable once I get her in bed. Thanks for the offer of twins though as I said before, probably would be a while.

I do aim to please~ You seem pretty determined yourself, so we'll see how much bastardy you can take if things ever go that way.

>>61570500
>I hear a lot of them don't actually know where their real G-spot is and just rely on their powers.
Unfortunately true. Trying to find it for them isn't easy either.

>>61571137
Pfft, drow do it better honey. Better hurry, they'll only be 16 once...

Oh? How much I can take? That turn of phrase raises some questions...

>>61571034
>Already have a stoner friend trying to bring me over to Order of Ancients.
you can tell that stoner friend Conquest is going to come calling if he doesn't shut up about trees

>>61570932
>>61570678

To translate:
>He has never ejaculated over a Goblins mouth/teeth after she got all sweaty begging for and then receiving a gangbang.

>>61570115
That's not a drow you dumb shit, that's a wood elf with bleached hair

spoiler tagging erpists please fuck off

>>61571271
There's basically no difference between different kinds of elves anyway.

How are there still incels when goblins exist? I was a virgin before I started college, but literally the minute I entered the co-ed dorm on my first day I had 2 goblin chicks clinging to each leg asking me to "come see their room". I'm not even in the Bard program, I'm majoring in Gunslinging.

>>61571271
It's the angle and her makeup, I can assure you she's a Drow

>>61571297
Some dudes make goblins look hot.

>>61571297
Which one did you go with? Also how short did they have to be to cling to your leg??

>>61571249
Maybe if I get her drunk she'd be interested. Still not cheating on her even if that sounds like something I'd really enjoy.

Everything is an innuendo with you girls. Though if you're so interested, there's some giant up my family tree and it went to all the right places.

>>61571297
I know, right? I'm majoring in transmutation, and I get swarmed by goblins at least twice a week. Shit's crazy man.

>>61571297
Easy, goblins have standards. They seem low but they only go with guys they want to have the kids of.

>>61571319
I'm 6'3", and what kind of legs do you have that aren't connected to your feet?

And who says I had to choose one?

>>61571378
>feet
Nice job outing yourself human I have cloven hooves that leave ash-prints and sulphur everywhere I go.

>>61571378
...Go on.

>>61570606
>There's a weird cross over between polyamory, swingers and pagan cults

Legit. And they all get shitty if you get confused by which is which.

>>61571405
>Only humans have feet
Nice job outing yourself as a NEET demon who hasn't been outside of the underworld for more than 5 minutes you dork.

>>61571409
That's between me and the ladies my guy. Or should I say that's me between the ladies?

>>61571436
>Nice job outing yourself as a NEET demon who hasn't been outside of the underworld for more than 5 minutes you dork.
Hey I'll have you know I left my pit of torment two months ago jackass.

>>61571422
Fuck the swinging scene, man. I used to be in that neck of the woods until the fucking gobbo community learned about it.

And hey - more power to them and gobbo lovers, but they just take up so much fucking space at the venue and make it hard for guys like me who are just looking for some dwarf tail.

Fuckers should either stick to their own venue or only be allowed on theme nights.

>>61571436
All four?

>>61571455
For how long?

>>61571375
Define swarmed?

>>61571455
Demons being eternally assblasted after the last Dark Invasion was repelled by some human geezer with a stick and a mean look will never not
make me smile.

>>61571469
Not all at once, of course. Just 2 at a time. I'm not a Bard, remember.

>>61564377
Man, the author really missed their mark by not making the handbook something recognizable and mundane from our world. Like the Encyclopedia Britannica or something.

>>61571517
Did you stay in touch afterwards?

>>61571539
We were in the same dorm, so it was kind of impossible not to. I moved out into a house with some other Fighter program guys and got a qt Oni gf, but I still have a couple of them over every once in a while.

>>61571475
A whole hour! I even got ice cream.

>>61571517
>Demons being eternally assblasted after the last Dark Invasion was repelled by some human geezer with a stick and a mean look will never not make me smile.
To tell the truth I swallowed a couple grams of silver to dodge the draft and just shitpost about it online all day.

>>61571508
Jumping out, holding on to me, trying to drag me back to their dorm so I can "give my opinion on the wallpaper", things like that. Sometimes it's six, sometimes it's a dozen. I'm reasonably certain that some of them follow me.

>>61571579
So you've got them coming and going at your call huh? Kickass! Wait, how does the oni gf feel about a couple of goblin thots getting bleached by her boyfriend on the regular?

>>61571585
>A whole hour! I even got ice cream.
That's honestly kind of impressive. I thought demons were all a bunch of incurable shut-ins.

Somebody archive this on suptg. I would, but I'm posting on my phone.

>>61571585
That's probably for the best. I was talking shit but my campus is named after that human so it had to have been a fucking slaughter.

>>61571609
I wouldn't say it like that, it's more like hanging out with friends and doing a fun activity together, like getting drunk or playing vidya. Goblin culture is weird. My gf agrees, but only with goblins. If it were a human or another oni or something she'd flip her shit and snap me in half.

>>61571690
So you don't bang em anymore? Also what's the gf like besides apparently being awesome?

>>61571711
Oh, we do, it's just not like... Serious. I think my gf might be kind of a racist because she doesn't treat my fucking of the goblins as cheating with another person.

Other than that, she's super chill. Totally supportive of my studies, helps me out in the gym, and we like to cook together. She's a mechanic at a nearby autoshop. Not much else to tell, really.

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>>61565036
I like half dragons