>>53728805
Leave, level up a lot, come back no sooner than level 7.

A dragon of that size has the challenge rating to be a worthy foe for a 10th level party or so.

We'll try diplomacy, then if that won't work, retreat.

>>53728805
distract the dragon with the paladin and have the rogue take the orb and wish for xp

>>53728805
Seduce the dragon of course
Some fine wine and a bard

>>53728951
Keheh
>>53728805
Ask the dragon if he needs minions. Level up on jobs done for the scaly bastrad. Betray and take the orb when we are powerful enough.

If that is a Red Dragon D&D-style (no illusions etc), accept my death with serenity and a tad bit of screaming.

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>>53729347

>>53729347
>Snoodly Woodly Enemy Boodly
I"M BROKEN

>>53728805
>Paladin goes first
>roll to smite the dragon
>NATURAL. FUCKING. 20.
>the dragon is rended in two, as well as everything behind it, including the orb of wishes
Sorry guys I couldn't do it.

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>>53728805

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What if the true treasure was the friends you made along the way?

>>53729826
You need to relabel that last whatsit to "the orb of shit nobody cares about"

>>53728828
dragon has been grinding too and now he is level 18.

>>53728836
You can't run from a boss battle.

>>53728845
attack of opportunity rouge is dead.

>>53728951
you get toppled and all take falling damage

>>53728953
No bard in your party.

>>53729192
He betrays you first.

>>53729278
You get a silence spell cast on you.

>>53729347
Attack of opportunity and the dragon bit your arm off.

>>53729398
no

>>53729400
>vore fetishists
no.

>>53729630
He still beats your ass anyway.

>>53729826
firebreath torches your friends into smoldering husks.

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>>53729630
Congratulations, you won the draft!

>>53728951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQ90_dv6I8

>>53730892
is there any system where I can create a super stack to defeat powerful enemies?

>>53728951
>having the wizard on top

shit nigga what are you doing?

>>53731111
The wizard usually has the worst STR, so it would make sense to place him on top.

>>53731111

Not that anon, but presumably the wizard isn't strong enough to lift multiple other people. Maybe via magic, although at that point why stand on each other at all?

>>53731111
nice quads. also muscle wizard maybe

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>>53728805

>>53731348
l-lewd

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>>53728805

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Thank god I don't play D&D anymore and this is actually possible at level 1.

>>53731907
OH SHIT

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>>53728805

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>>53728805

>>53732070
A.
You're putting a hula hoop around an object. It just sorta falls down because despite gravity having a pull on it, the object's actual motion is basically none. Gravity immediately recalculates and it pulls down. But in all reality the ball might actually roll away instead of plop or flyin gout though just because its now getting energy and "falling" down a slope. So a mix of A and B, but more leaning towards A>

>>53731907
That orb boss is fucking nice looking.

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>>53728805

>>53732288
What is that?

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>>53732303
Made with ingredients found around the house!

>>53732303
Annihilation arrow

>>53732159
B.

The relevant momentum is the box's velocity relative to the portal. If the box is moving at high speed relative to the blue portal when it enters it, it's going to be moving at the same high speed relative to the orange portal when it exits it. Because the blue portal and orange portal are in fact the SAME portal, just different sides of it. The box exits the orange side at exactly the same speed it enters the blue side.

You'll also note that the blue portal doesn't stop moving until AFTER the box has gone through it, at which point it's too late to arrest the box's velocity through the portal. In order for A to happen, the blue side of the portal has to stop moving before the box goes completely through the portal as the part of the box that hasn't gone through yet will act as a brake on the part that already has. And even then it's doubtful that the box will stick to the initial surface unless it's glued there since the inertia of the part of the box that already went through will be pulling it into the air.

>>53732466
That is actually wrong. Go take a hula hoop and drop it over a watermelon and see what happens.
You'll get shot in the head and someone will steal your watermelon.

>>53730729
>You can't run from a boss battle.
That's some impressively shitty refereeing.

At any rate, we wish the Dragon retroactively dead once we get the orb.

>>53732914
>expecting actual replies to plans to be anything other than rampant autism

>>53728805
Find a different GM

>>53728805
Wizard tells the rogue to ready and action and folds the image in half, now the rogue can steal the orb, and then the wizard unfolds the image. The paladin helps cover the escape.
>>53731405
underrated

>>53731907
10/10, would have climactic showdown with

>>53731564
what system?

>>53736255
Anima, paladins are talky fighters (or intimidating if dark) that can go full social or banish/dominate supernatural, wizards can get mass teleport at level fucking 1 and don't want to be anywhere near anything dangerous and nobody has notice so stealing their crap is easy

>>53728805
making the true solution now.

>>53728805
I craft an infinite amount of staves as a single action flooding the universe with wood!

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>>53728805
Rate OC

>>53737048
I wish it weren't so true.

>>53728828
>>53728828
My current party has absolutely blown my preparations out of the water by using full casters and not-yet-balanced unearthed arcana matetial. They basically abused Phantasmal Force as a bunch of level 3s with one level 4 and killex my beloved CR 12 NPC who was supposed to be too strong for them at that level, but could have been an optional boss later.

>>53730729
>vore fetishists
They're wearing a dragon costume. I setiously hope you were baiting hard, or you are one dumb cunt. On the chance that you are baiting, I am now the dumb cunt.

>>53731907
/thread

>>53736514
Is this what people mean when they say don't play DnD, look for better systems? I think so.

>>53737708
He didn't mention the 3+ turns a wizard was channeling to cast his teleport tho.

Magic is powerful but at a price.

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>>53728805
Is this what the wizard meant when he said that the real treasure was friendship?

>>53737802
Depends on the edition. In 3.PF for example, you can click your heels together and be on Pluto within 6 seconds.

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>>53728805

>>53738004
40,000/AoS

>>53737829
>Not following the line of comments.

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>>53728805

There are some real good ones in here.

Anyone archived this thread yet? It reminds me of old-school /tg/.

keep going

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How will you save your master, /tg/?

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>>53741413
Am I missing something here?

>>53729400
This is the correct course of action.

>>53737816
:3

>>53739400
Underrated.

>>53730892
we /fit/ now

bump

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>>53728805
pic related

>>53731564
Meanwhile, in another cave...
>>53737802
This is Anima, anon. A level one full wizard could easily have the Magic Accumulation 60 needed to drop Quick Transport in a single turn, either through buying three MA multiples, or buying two and grabbing 3-point Artifact Advantage at Chargen for a +15 MA Artifact.

>>53732070
Now you're thinking with portals

>>53741537
By consulting the sage known as Tucker.

>>53744247
Employing a dwarven rogue, I see.

>>53744279
Professional strategies

>>53730729
If he betrays you first that's fine, you've been leveling up and he's been doing nothing but jacking it in a cave.

>>53730729
>Attack of opportunity and the dragon bit your arm off.

is not arm

is sord

dargon bit sord and now is dead i win

>>53728805
Leave and start cooking dungeon monsters instead

>>53744371
Laius plz.

Also, that dragon's now your sister.

>>53744247
Is that the voice of the GM screaming from the heavens?

>>53741413
>No John, you are the dragons.

>>53744477
Indeed, it is.

>>53741537
>that fucking character art upgrade
holy shit we need more of these

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>>53728805

>>53743965
>Orb of the infinite
They're fucked.
RIP party.

>>53737901
underrated

>>53744647
That's why leaving is the best option. If the Orb decides it's no longer in danger, it'll either go back to sleep mode, or teleport to another unoccupied cave.

>>53743965
>60
You're looking at either multiple automatics (level arcane+base) or preferably an arcane one since a dragon has speed 12 flying.

The party presence is 125 (30*3+35) without counting gear.

Also dragons are natural beings.

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>>53744705
1. Core Exxet eliminated the Presence cap on Automatic Transport.
2. The level 7 and 9 Dragons are Natural. 11+ are Between Worlds 25.

>>53730729

You must be fun a parties Anon

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>>53744843
>Core Exxet eliminated the Presence cap on Automatic Transport.

It didn't, read the air spell.

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>>53730729
>No bard in your party.
Says you. I roll to seduce the dragoness (male)

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>>53728828

>>53745051
>that lanky ass looking janky bard
Dude looks like that one horsefucker who shot up that grocery store the other day.

>>53745077
pls no buli my art skills

>>53745084
i know i know. but he really does look almost like an anthromorphic grasshopper

>>53745068
>the fighter is black
OF COURSE.

>>53745068
Dang, your leveled-up version is better than mine.

>>53745125
how would the dragon look if it levelled up tho?

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>>53745158
Beefier.

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>>53745182

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Get fucked.

>>53745271
That's pretty damn good.

>>53741862
But does Regend turn into experience?

The future selves of the party members wish to make their former selves beat the dragon in the past in order to get the Wishing Orb.

Any questions ?

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>>53741862

>>53746219
Girls can't be knights

>>53746504
Anon...

>>53744931
Not talking about the Air spell. Talking about the Free Access one.

>>53746540
They can't.

>>53746727
Anon, the paladin is a boy.

>>53746753
No boy looks like that.

>>53746762
That's pretty bold statement.

>>53746762
You underestimate Japan.

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>>53730729
>no-fun mass replies

>>53746504
That's Astolfo one of Charlemagne Paladins, and I am sure Charlemagne knows more about who can be paladin because he invented it.

>>53747739
And then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

Just have the paladin pop divine shield and walk over.

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>>53745992
underrated

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Who thinks that this is a 3d world???

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>>53728805
Bligatory

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>>53747773
gud post

>>53748169
Is this a

>>53745264
Aw yesssss.

>>53730729
I hope you're never a DM

>>53748290
Yes it's a

>>53745264
>the paladin's face
I bet it was his wish.

>>53740652
Some kind anon appears to have: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/53728805/
If this was you, thanks!

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>>53748161
I did as instructed, but it turns out the other side of the paper was not blank.

>>53748161
>D&D: 'Stranger Things' edition

>>53748161
Why not just cut out the dragon?

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>>53749543

>>53739400
>GURPS

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But what if...

>>53750048
>Rogue opposite
>Also, a rogue

>>53750151
Obviously a double agent.

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>>53749580
That's a good idea; let me get my scissors.

There we gOH SHIT

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>>53750195
How do you get to the orb now?

>>53750220
Fold what's left of the paper inwards in the middle!

What's the font used in these?

>>53750343
Comic sans/shitty MSpaint handwriting

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>>53750220

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>>53750440

>>53750540

Mortality, clarified in a single post.

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>>53750305
Good thinking!

Wait.

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>>53750609
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>53750540
You know what to do.

>>53750626
Isn't he on our side now?

>>53750626
He doesn't look like an enemy, so I think we're okay.

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>>53728805

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>>53750679
made it winnable.

>>53749471
quick fold it back! FOLD IT BACK!

ok

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>>53746762
>not wanting a qt3.14 trap knight
Oh anon

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>>53750782
Too late, it's bursting through the hole!

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>>53750671
>>53750677
"Guys?

"After all my family and friends were brutally murdered the night before our first adventure, being a Paladin is all I've got, and... to be honest, being a 20-foot-tall armored flying lizard sort of trivializes that.

"I know I'm asking a lot, so I'll leave it up to you to decide what to do with the Orb, but...

"I don't want to be a dragon anymore."

What do?

>>53750870
We have no choice but accept his wish of becoming a cute princess. After all, friendship was the real prize all along.
Wait, doesn't he have polymorphy?

>>53750916
>Wizard, 1st level

>>53750928
He means the 12th level Dragon I think.

>>53750951
Oh. I don't know much about DnD, didn't know dragons had spells by default.

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>>53750580

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>>53750753
You sure about that?

>>53730729
>No bard in your party.
I feel I should point out that a bard is a rogue, you should have specified thief.

>>53750980
It's expected to know spells, but I don't know off the top of my head if they're racial spell-like abilities or they're just by default assumed to be of a spell caster class. (Don't use Dragons that much myself, since if played intelligently they're easily party wipers)
That being said, most/many dragon types have "Alternate Form". Silver dragons have it from wyrmling age (the youngest age). For all intents and purposes, it's a good replacement, unless the Paladin is simply fed up with being so powerful, and being unable to relate to the people he's fighting for. *Insert Kreia speech about how the unability to leave behind power unearned is a form of weakness*

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>>53750916
"Oh, shit, it worked.

"Damn, this is sweet. Thanks Jim, you always were the smart one. Which is why you're the Wizard, I guess. Though I know more spells than you now. Hey, maybe I should be the Wizard from now on.

"Guess I don't need this, now that I know I can fuck shit up AND fuck bitches afterwards. Here; catch."

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>>53751184
"Glad it worked out for you, Steve."

"One problem though. We can't keep adventuring together if you're level 12 and we're level 1..."

>>53751967
This is a good end.

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>>53751967
Perfect.

>>53728805
I challenge the dragon to a game of Magic. EDC, naturally.

>>53732540
this isn't the ghetto we're fighting a fucking dragon

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>>53728805

>>53732328
This brings to mind astral forces treating bags and holes like corporate products needing constant refinement and updates.

Some fool creates this arrow contraption, and immediately the ordained forces of the astral realms put the kibosh on the usage of bags of holding and portable holes, until such a time comes that they can no longer be used so flippantly as tools of destruction. "we are sorry, but this bag of holding is currently under review for pending changes to astral abilities and is currently unavailable for use"

>>53751208
TPK

>>53753612
Unsong?

>>53731907
>paladin, an agent of righteousness, is backing the Orb of Wishing
Well clearly we're in the wrong here. We engage the pair diplomatically in the hopes of...whatever. Or we're an evil party?

I want to play in a campaign like this, in any case. Not enough creative cool shit that bends the mind around here.

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And now again, Arisen, the choice is yours.

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bring in a wandering merchant and barter for the prize, dragons like gold and jewels right?

Spoilers: I've never played a tabletop RPG before lol

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>>53750540
Kek

>>53753944
Well, there's three scenarios I can see here:
1:
>You barter with it
>Didn't want the gem to use it, it was just another jewel
>Because of this, if you offer enough, the dragon accepts the deal for considerable profit
>GOOD END
2:
>Same as 1
>Except this being a Red Dragon it decides to fuck you over, so when you deliver your payment he accidentally sneezes on you, incinerating you on the spot
>BAD END
3:
>2, but in addition to doing that, it was actually planning on this from day one
>The only reason you knew it had a wishing orb, is because the Dragon wanted adventurers with valuable magic armour to come fight it, so it can increase its horde, and if someone comes to barter, even better. Less effort in increasing his valuables and potentially greater profit
>BAD END

That being said, depending on setting (Some settings play all dragons as Lawful, and "honourable" as far as deals go, some don't) this could work if you have wealth greater than the value the dragon puts in the orb.

>>53750540
>>53751009
>>53754056

Dammit I really want to get into DD now.

>>53750540
>press flee
>Man at Arms: "The searing pain is a most invigorating fire!"
>failed to flee

>>53753944
Dragons are usually greedy/smart enough to giv too good a deal. That's some nifty art though.

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>>53751967
UH OH! YOUR WORLD IS BEING INVADED BY PEOPLE WHO USED THEIR ORB TO INVADE OTHER ORB USER WORLDS!

What do you do?

>>53750540
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

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>>53750867

>>53750867
Fold it the other way! FOLD IT THE OTHER WAY!

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>>53750540
WHY THE FUCK IS THE PD IN 2ND POSITION??? THE DRAGON IS A 2-SLOT MONSTER!

YOU CAN STUN HIM 3 OUT OF 4 TURNS FOREVER TO HEAL UP!

>>53754360
Man at arms shoved PD there so he could experience "true release" as well.

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>>53754137
They can keep the shitty half

>>53754411
oh god what the fuck have you done did you not see the monster that lives on the back of these pages!?

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>>53754434
Thanks for the catch

>>53754652
>Feeding the invaders to the monster on the back
Congratulations! You have taken the first step to taming your own pet Advanced Tarrasque equivalent dragon by feeding it!
What will you call him?

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>>53754835
Anyone got any better ideas?

>>53754988
Larry Moe and Curly?

>>53728805
The first level wizard is Pun-Pun with everything he needs to ascend to bullshit

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>>53728805
;)

>>53755653
Very nice!

>>53754988
So...what about the prize? Is Tom Harrydick the prize?

>>53756112
The prize is dragon dickings

>>53745182
>>53745264
I was waiting for this.

>>53738331
>implying he wouldn't use legendary resistance

>>53753335
Wish to become the orb from >>53731907

>>53747739
Why Japan, why? Why must you ruin the merovingian saga? Wasn't turning King Arthur into a futa and Gilgamesh into an aryan prettyboy enough?

>>53757371
Never nuke a country twice.

>>53758072
Just think, there is a parallel universe where Japan was nuked THREE times. Imagine the wonders they are blessed with!

>>53751028
Looks like the party needs to get down with the dragon.

>>53757371
They also gave us Alexander the Great as the greatest bro to ever live. So I think it balances out.

>>53750048
Good luck, Shaun!

>>53755653
Flare? Is that you?

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>>53746219

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>>53754988
If you change a letter, I've got the perfect Enemy for you.

>>53731907
Now that looks like a fun fight.

>the orb of wishing is starting to make its own wishes!!

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Well /tg/ ?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd4_4jH2UqI

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>>53760165

>>53760311
>paladin dual wielding orange chicken on a stick and beef on a stick
Im sold.

>>53760351
Poorly drawn flametounge sword and poorly drawn sun blade

>>53760361
Nope. Beef and chicken my dude.

>>53760384
It is my honor to Meat you

>>53728805
Once I acquire the Orb of Wishing I wish to retroactively acquire the power to defeat the Red Dragon.

>>53728805
Just be friends, maybe dragon needs minions?

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>>53760311
>dragons
>becoming communist
>hording wealth selfishly
>taking form the working classes selfishly and destroying the product of their work.
>metaphorically speaking capitalist in a feudal system.
Communists are stupid yo

Golden thread

>>53761127
Twist: orb is omegon
Orbmegon

>>53760905
This one has a good pacing and is somewhat surprising.
great work, anon!

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It's time, comrades

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>>53763021
Unfortunately I am but shamelessly paraphrasing pic related. All the credit goes to Cubicle 7’s The Laundry RPG.

>>53763132
It's a well implemented shameless paraphrasing, in any case.

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>>53761732
Do you have the reaction image with a Vietnam-era soldier smiling, with his face duplicated in his sunglasses?

>>53750540
> No Mace-Nun
> No Arab
> No Jester
YOU DESERVE THIS UNREPENTANT FATE

I'm surprised nobody's done Shadowrun yet.

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>>53763041

>>53763610
It's easy to see why.
1st Rule of Shadowrun: You never deal with dragons.
2nd Rule of Shadowrun: You NEVER deal with dragons.
That being said, in the game I'm involved with, the running joke is that half the party wants to woo a dragon.

>>53764139
Exactly. It'd probably be a lot like >>53744247, with the party realizing that this is a bad idea and that they should run.

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>>53763041
The vanguard casts Dialectics!

>>53745077
Are you sure he isn't said horsefucker? He IS a bard after all.

>>53762735
I'll be honest, I considered that.

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>>53764197
They've gained [class consciousness]!
It's super effective!

>>53763041
>>53764197
>>53764534
Sure is reddit here

>>53731441
underrated

>>53764534
>>53764197
>>53763041

here come the fantasy shitshow.

>>53764570
>>53764692
https://youtu.be/U01xasUtlvw?t=2m32s

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>>53764534
But will it be enough against such a powerful enemy?

>>53746219
Needs more shielder.
Good thing we have herc so I've already won.

>>53764534
Truly the best ending of all

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>>53764824
It seems his prayers were listened to!
But not exactly but who he initially hoped...

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>>53765190
Oh no! it seems there was a radical crack in the party! the true heroes are Executed by the PC police. the party now splits, seeing as there is no point to being there.

Also the dragon used his money to change back to normal.

The End

>>53758217
They probably already made waifus real.

>>53746727
They can.

Fortunately my entire party are the equivalent to being level 21, due to it being a new game plus situation.

>>53764534
I love playing as the bad guys!

>>53756274
Isn't it always

>>53731405
>Not just replacing your party with Slivers

>>53744247
I always knew Bugs Bunny was a rogue!

>>53739500
underrated kek

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>>53741413
>>53745992
>>53753335
>>53763041
>>53764197
>>53764534
>>53765190
>>53765291

>>53767298
It was fun while it lasted

>>53765190
>>53765291
>21nd

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>>53767696
>>53767298
Does the ride ever end, anon?

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>>53768398
I think he might be onto something

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>>53728805

>>53763557
nah, new computer lost my reaction folder.
I would have posted a different pick otherwise

This thread is golden

>>53731441
Best one.

>>53732140
Needs the prize lights around the dragon imo.

>>53768551
I don't understand.

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>>53746219

>>53759891
That's the best loss I've seen yet

>>53730729
woah this is some impressively shitty DMing

>>53730872
>it can only hit two people before it becomes tired
trash.
>>53731294
implying a first level wizard has eye beams.
>>53731907
Inanimate objects cannot wish.
>>53732070
its neither. The orange portal cant be moved.
>>53732140
>that guy general
>>53732288
Ha ha thats nice, the dragon has barehand catch and snatches it out of the air and throws it back at you.
>>53737048
>tumblr
>>53737816
>more tumblr
get that gay shit outta my table
>>53737901
Wouldn't fly. Also the dragon would AoO you even if you tried it because you'd have to get close to do that.
>>53738004
>emperorfags
>wh40k in general
>>>/trash/
>>53738331
>implying a dragon wouldn't just have truesight
>implying he wouldnt see through your bullshit anyway
And for the record a fighter couldn't afford that much shit at 1st level you dingus. Fuck whatever your backstory says, you're going by whats in the rulebook and that's that.
>>53738576
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>53739400
>GURPS
ha ha ha no.
>>53739500
>and then the dragon just kills them and takes their shit anyway.
>>53741413
that was already answered by >>53741647
>>53741537
>kobold faggots
Furries pls go.
>>53741862
>>>/a/
>>53743965
See earlier post, you can't run from boss encounters.
>>53744247
You don't even have mining implements. And it would take you at least an hour to mine out a five foot cube area. You'd be dead way before you could do anything like that.
>>53744633
>dragon sees unseen servent, kills it in a single hit and destroys the party with fire breath and wing buffet
>>53745051
>the dragon breathes fire on you and pisses on your charred remains.
>>53745068
The dragon would use the orb of wishing.
>>53745264
TPK.
>>53745271
>1hp
>dragon had a readied action
>>53745992
>>>/pol/
>>53746219
That is not a dragon. I really wish anime would stop doing this cancerous bullshit. "ha ha ha she has like one tiny thing he's totally a legit full blooded dragon guise not a monstrous bastard offspring mutant abortion"

>>53773542
>waaah im not allowed to be chaotic randumb and stab the king xDDDD and make shitty pop culture references and be a general pain in the ass and fagify the game to the point that everyone would rather just do something else than deal with my stupid shenanigans U R A BAD DM!!!!
Fuck you.

>>53753929
Patrician tastes.

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>>53763557
I got you senpai

>>53773820
A (You) for your effort.

>>53773842
This is either
1. A situation where there should be a multitude of solutions that should get new players off the mindtrack of 'kill everything' thus creative thinking should be rewarded.

Or
2. This is simply some homebrew scenario so you can kill your players because you're some power-hungry 'That Guy'

Either way, you're a shit DM and you should probably start from scratch.

>>53774025
>horsefucker apologist detected
>>53774030
Its probably the first one but 99% of the replies in this thread are just fucking stupid asinine bullshit that don't make any real sense and serve to just derail the thread and the game if something like this would ever arise. The answer is fucking obvious yet none of you dumb motherfuckers are willing to give it, or you are all just ignorant as shit.

>projecting this hard about being a shit DM
Ha ha ha you dont even have a game, faggot. Not only do I run two games on roll20 and one on skype/DA i've even got a game on STEAM. Go ahead, ask me to prove it too, bitch.

>>53774061
>i have a game on steam
No you dont.

>>53774102
Oh?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/343150/Endica_VII_The_Dream_King/

You can shut up now. :)

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>>53773820
what is the purpose of this autism

>>53774124
I'm answering these "solutions".
But you can call it what you like you butthurt millennial.

glad to see this thread is still up.

>>53774156
>answering all of the questions of this thread.
>critiquing the posts of a Mongolian throat singing board
Yeah that's autism

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>>53774124
things on 4chan don't have to have a purpose in order to exist.

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>>53774243
fair point

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>>53774270

The "feel bad rainbow"

That brings back childhood memories of watching episodes of the Simpsons that my grandparents would record in the USA and then ship to japan for us.

>>53773820
>You can't run from boss fights.
If you seriously, legitimately do this to your players without any forewarning, then you are a faggot of immense magnitude.
Fortunately, there's a place for chucklefucks like (you)
>>>/v/

That's easy. You get the orb and wish that, in the past and in all timelines, you would easily get the orb no matter what. Then you get it via bootstrap paradox.

>>53774589
What is the purpose of it? It just stalls out the game and it's chickenshittery to the highest caliber. It's not like the boss won't just follow you and kill you anyway. Flip-floppy noncommital cowards like you have no place playing a game about honor and valor.

>>53774972
Unbeknownst to you, the dragon acquired a talisman of deflecting against curses hexes and all manner of instantaneous death, reflecting your malevolent attempt at thwarting the situation with little effort, as well as ensuring the enscrolled doom upon your civilizations.
Try again? (Y/n)

>>53775461
That's all fine and well but you get stuck in a temporal loop of you getting that and doing that. Or you would, but you never successfully came up with an actual decent plan to get the orb in the first place and died horribly instead.

>but i wouldn't wish that
you wouldn't know that you went through the trouble to get it, so you either wish it then, or you dont wish it and collapse that outcome into impossibility because you never wished for easymode in the first place. Or if you do somehow know you wished it you're metagaming and you are struck dead instantly from an unseen force.

>receive an anti-dragon gun with a note reading "wish for an anti-dragon gun with this note attached to it to appear in the past" attached to it from the future
>kill dragon with anti-dragon gun
>wish for an anti-dragon gun with a note attached to it to appear in the past
>cry because the orb only grants one wish and you wasted it on getting to the orb

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>>53728805
>Well, /tg/ ?

>>53777513
>>53777563
>>53777571
was this autism?

>>53729400
tell us the story.

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>>53773820
y tho

>>53750540
How the fuck do you intent to take on a boss without macefu or your our beloved children's book author alhazred?

>>53732466
>The relevant momentum is the box's velocity relative to the portal.

If no external force affects either portal or orb, their relative velocity has to remain the same. In B, a change of that velocity occurs, that means either an external force directed upwards was somehow exerted on the ball, or the conservation of momentum was violated, which is impossible.

In A the change occurs because of gravity, which is the only change to be expected since it is the only significant force that should affect the ball.

>>53731907
This looks like the final fight in order of the stick.

Only in reality it's going to take 72 pages and a year to complete.

>>53773820
this isn't your thread anymore. this is the fun zone. stop posting.

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>>53774001
Thanks anon

>>53778392
>this isnt your thread anymore
I never said it was my thread
>this is the fun zone
More like the stupid zone.
>stop posting
Ill stop posting when this shitty thread is dead, thanks. Luckily that looks like it'll be soon.

Last post of thread. Fuck you :)