Shameful Self-Bump
(C'mon guys, I'm bored and you never know what you might learn...)

>>53619710

One day I told my DM I hated Monster Musume, He then purposely created a parallel world solely populated by Monster girls just to piss me off.

Guess where the current campaign is now

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>>53619604
Started a thread, but this seems more appropriate.

A player sent me this comic for a campaign idea. Made in Abyss. Cool worldbuilding, lots of scenery porn, would make for interesting roleplay. Until all the low-key fetish material started adding up.

>loli
>shota
>guro
>furshit
>guro
>piss
>scat
>guro
>puffy nipples
>traps
>guro orphan mercy killing
I was not warned.

>>53620497
>loli
>shota
>guro
As in, explicit child and tentacle rape, or just a setting with cute midgets and monsters in it? Because the former is a bit dark for a tabletop campaign but the latter just sounds like vanilla D&D.

>>53620700
There's gore and dark shit and harem comedy jokes and naked tweens and piss and blood, but no explicit rape or genitalia, not that that matters much. It's somebody's magical realm.

>>53620497

What's wrong with puffy nipples?

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>>53620497
>>loli
>>shota
>>guro
>>furshit
>>guro
>>piss
>>scat
>>guro
Might as well say that Berserk is also magical realm

>>53621402
It looks pretty magical realm to me.
https://img.fireden.net/a/image/1482/49/1482497236237.jpg

In a game now that's pretty fetish-y. But it's a bunch of couples and it's everyone, not a dm's magical realm.

One couple is a human female and a male orc in a setting where that's really uncommon and taboo and they're trying to keep it hidden but they also go at it like rabbits so it's harder and harder to keep it a secret. He poses as just a manservant in public. It's pretty cute and they're roleplaying well. They're a couple irl.

The second player-couple are two humans but they're full on bdsm. Her character is a huge masochist and they do stuff related to that. He had to untie her when we got ambushed one night and it was pretty funny since combat had started, stuff like that. They're also roleplaying it well, in no small part to having practiced already with their irl relationship.

The final couple's characters aren't dating in game, they just met and they're just starting to admire each other over the course of their adventure. They're really cute together irl and they're equally cute in game. They keep saving each other and helping each other and doing stuff for each other and finding gifts for each others characters. It's really pleasant and obviously they're roleplaying well since they're just being themselves lol.

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>>53621701
Thats really cute and wholesome. but I imagine this is the GM

>>53623338
We're at his house and his wife occasionally will hang out and voice an npc or play a story-relevant npc as her character for a session just to make them more interesting and so he doesn't have to but she's not there often enough to just join as a party member.

>>53620497

And to think she even brought a rape whistle.

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My GM's fetish is describing with excessive detail the various foods we encounter in-game, while making everyone including himself hungry. He also loves introducing NPCs with big tiddies.

>>53619604
My GM created a monster that lurks in dark libraries and ambushes people called a "buttsqueazel". It has very long arms and reaching hands, and tries to grab and throttle you before running away. They're described as looking an awful lot like her husband.

My current GM introduced what I was worried was going to be a fetish character as a plot device, but she turned out to be a very clever subversion of the Mary Sue tropes. Hero High style Mutants and Masterminds campaign, and the NPC in question had the uncontrollable power to make anyone she's around fall in love/lust with her, the twist being that she's shy, hates the attention, and has been forced out of her own home because her parents started having very unparentlike thoughts about her.

My character's taking her to Homecoming, and she's going to break his poor little heart, I just known it.

>>53620325
Which one did you marry

>>53620497
Made in Abyss is pretty great. Sciencebro is pretty great
>you will never fuck the rabbit
Why live

Me and a buddy were trying out new groups, and ran across one playing Ironclaw. Being hopelessly naive and having generally a much too high opinion of our fellow man at the time, we figured many of the things we had heard about furries were wrong. This was not the case.

The first game went reasonably well, which only caused us to lower our guard. In hindsight, I imagine introducing everyone and explaining just what the fuck we were doing took the wind out of the degenerate sails. The second game was mildly creepy, we hoped it was just an off-day, the third game was creepy as fuck, then we didn't come back.
It was a shame, too. I was starting to grow attached to my pigman merchant/local lord. Had his general character worked out and everything.

>>53619604
Probably best summarized by weeabo 'cute', taken to a ridiculous degree.

I am suspicious of 'cute' as a narrative concept. It just seems so hollow, so empty. 'Beauty' is not empty- 'beauty' sent ships to Troy. But 'cute'? What has that ever done aside from offered a comfy distraction?

>>53627342
>The second game was mildly creepy
>The third game was creepy as fuck
Dude you can't just say shit like that and then NOT give storytiem, where do you think you are?

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>>53624256

What I did not say is that my character is a wizard who pretty much hates anything that remotely looks like a monster.

So we now have a sorcerer who's going on a purge campaign in a parallel world after some (not so pretty) monstergirls tried to rape him and some other party members.

>>53619604
Bears, not the animal, the large hairy man kind
Now it's not really an issue in game, and it we DID decide to do a lewd game, but now he wants to ERP involving it with me outside of the game and I don't want to say no cause I really enjoy the nonbear related ERP he does in the game

>>53620497
That little boy is adorable, he get fucked?

>>53627342
>I was starting to grow attached to my pigman merchant/local lord. Had his general character worked out and everything.
Use him in a different campaign then, refluff as necessary to fit, it's what I've done

>>53628089
That little boy has all robot limbs, so I'd guess he already got fucked at least once.

>>53627589
The second game had one of the other characters, a dog man, trying to get with a few of the other pcs, including my piggy. Red flags went up, but since it was just one guy, we decided to let it go and chalk it up to awkward character integration. If dog man and horse guy want to fuck in their spare time, I don't give a fuck, just keep me out of it.
The third game had our characters trying to bring down this local baron who was evil because reasons. It was a great game at first, we planned out the whole operation like some cool bank heist movie, except with a bit of murdering assholes thrown in. My character wound up working well in setting up our infiltration strategy by setting up an inspection of the warehouse this baron used to store goods, with the pretense of cutting him in on a deal to store some sensitive product to occupy him and his elite bodyguards, but then things went south when the other guys got captured, blew my cover, then we got captured and taken to a rape dungeon. Considering the enthusiasm the other players had for what was coming, we both realized it was over. There wasn't a subversion either, the next half-hour or so was spent detailing the ways our characters got violated, with the other players chiming in on how great it felt.


>>53628089
I've tried to do him justice, but I haven't really gotten the opportunity to play any serious tg that doesn't center around fightan since then.

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Our main job provider is a loving motherly type with huge tits who treats the party like her kids.

She's also wants to fuck the very young boyish heir in our party.

>>53629169
"wants to fuck the very young boyish heir" implied or "Hey kid wanna /ss/"?

>>53629169
Your DM clearly has patrician taste when it comes to fetishes.

Well, no about *my* GM since I'm the one.
I noticed a trend I had where I had a tendency to make a lot of subtly femdommy NPCs. I don't do that on purpose, and my games are PG-13 anyway, but... yeah. I suppose my interests tend to creep in a bit unconsciously. I like having an equal ratio of male and female important NPCs in the game, but I tend to make the ladies a bit more authoritarian.
I'm watching myself now because I don't want to bore my players with samey characters.

>>53627691
Sounds fun!

>>53629169
Well, he is an heir to (hopefully) something important.

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>>53619604
DM one day decided to throw a amazonian style society at us, think wonder woman society but they're built like Lyris for ESO, later found out he did it trying to make fun of my character and get a rise out of me since I go to the gym. First time character usual strong guy barbarian, not completely stupid, unfortunately for him it didn't work out so well.

He was even more upset when I challenged their leader in a fight with the prize being her. I won

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>>53620497
Meh. While I do agree the author has a few obvious fetishes he indulge in, none of that seems really gratuitous, same for the violence.

It's a very good manga and I encourage everyone to read it, take the awesome at face value and the magical realm with second degree.

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>>53621701
>roleplaying themselves

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>>53627691
>not letting yourselves be raped by monstergirls
What are you, gay?

I've got a God damned problem with magical realms. I'm a fucking horrible degenerate coupled with being a supremely upright, straight-laced type for all outwardly appearances. I'm pretty sure I had maladaptive daydreaming for a time growing up. Any time of fantasy as either a DM or a player can quickly bleed into magical realm and I have to keep myself on a very short leash and keep my writing very sharp to avoid it. Anybody else here know these feels?

>>53636485
Oh yeah. Same as you. I think it's pretty normal for things to bleed in repressed people.
I'm not sure my friends know about it, because they seem to humour me on my role as "the prude one", but I feel like I'm obviously slipping, sometimes, and they're not dumb.

>>53624078

My GM does the food thing too, but she also cooks for the group so it works out.

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>>53635841
Harpys rule!
Llamias drool!
Go back to school!
You ain't cool!

>>53636485
> I'm a fucking horrible degenerate coupled with being a supremely upright, straight-laced type for all outwardly appearances
I know this feel, dude. I've made a fool of myself a few times trying to act overly prudish.

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>>53636658
>harpys
>good

>>53621701
That is so adorable it hurts my soul, Anon

>>53635050
> none of that seems really gratuitous
What about the random bondage scene in chapter one?

>>53637104
>looks at another person's post
>has conflicting opinion
>Politely tells him to leave via Asian man

What a nice board...

>>53638923
Where the fuck do you think we are?

Tie cheesewire around your testicles and use it to suspend yourself over hot coals.

>>53639059
Sounds exotic. Thanks for the suggestion!

>>53628089
Unless he is autistic, say no and he will stop

>>53624078
>>53636653
When I was GM I described the parties rations as what I had cooked, but I put twists on them I.e the potatoes were called super tubers and pull nutrients from surrounding plants. They actually made it into a side quest to fix the farmlands, which I did not expect.

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>>53635841
>not letting yourselves be raped by monstergirls

For the record they're not your average anime monstergirl but some real disturbing looking atrocitiesso.

Thus no way fag

>>53639406
And this guy is the reason why you must thoroughly understand another's post before posting about it. I do say, chap, you deserve a medal...

>>53638864
It's a punishment, which Riko earned, and also ties the director of the oprhanage to Ozen (both seem to do that on unruly students, and they look strikingly similar).

You say "random" but its anything but random.

>>53634881

Did you get to keep her?

I don't know if it's the GMs magical realm, but 3 different enemies have tried to fuck my character.

Never play handsome men in a Gothic setting, I guess.

>>53619604
Don't bully Yosuke

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>>53619604
Our GM and his partner, who is in the party, are both really into BDSM. I think most of the group is, actually. Currently we're fighting a cult whose whole thing is domination and slavery - we've gone undercover in a forced labour camp to destroy it from the inside. The cult's god is this evil dominatrix chick and their whole doctrine is about how dominating others or becoming the perfect submissive is the holiest thing you can do. Despite the usual horror show you'd expect from a situation like that, everything is actually going fine because they're portrayed as vile and creepy rather than sexy. I'm fairly certain the GM had the idea of, "let's take something we like and make it nasty," so as to play on people's preferences and morals. The campaign has been running strong for nearly a year now. It's a great group with great people and a great GM, and everyone is good-humoured enough and mature enough to not make it weird (at least not in the bad way. Plenty of weird and wonderful shit in our campaign.)

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>>53621701
That's honestly super cute.

>>53619604
I am the DM.

And besides, my magical realm is subtle enough for me to inject it seamlessly into the campaign and nobody ever found out.

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>>53636658
Papi a shit.

>>53641621
And what, pray tell, is your magical realm?

>>53641720
Muscly women beating the shit out of each other.

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>>53624078
Does he just describe every NPC's tits as a matter of course?

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>>53641698
As long as you don't like Centoria then you're fine in my book.

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>>53641927
Nah, I'm a Tiofag. If I had to pic a favorite out of the main cast, it'd be spooder.

Centorea is better than Papi.

>>53641588
>>53638433
It is. It's a fun group, and I don't get to play much outside of them so it's double nice to have them. I haven't said which I am in the group :^)

>>53635061
I just mean in the sense that they're playing a new couple who are very enamored, and they are themselves a new couple who are very enamored.

>>53642021
Why not tell us then?

>>53641550
I am fucking jealous, a group made up of mature deviants is my dream

>>53636653
Occasionally the GM will cook. He's pretty good, but he's also poor so when he does it it's kind of a big deal and we feel bad.

>>53641900
At this point, it's just a running gag, but yeah, basically.

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>>53641958
Tio is good, just wish she was a little bit taller. Like, instead of being about 3 meters tall, she was 10 meters tall like the gigantes. That would be perfect.

Centorea and Papi are both trash

>>53641927
Thanks man. Nobody ever found out that I am OP [\spoiler]

>>53621402
Are you implying it isn't, anon?

>>53621402
The test is whether you'd run a game of it.

>>53621701
Which one are you anon

>>53642021
You are the fedora lord dm.
As expected of a fa/tg/uy.

>>53621117
I~I~I don't know, doesn't s~s~sound so bad.

>>53624218
I mean I don't care to be throttled by someone's significant other but a monster named a buttsqueazel sounds pretty hilarious.

I'm a currently DM for a group of friends, and since we all have know each others basically half our lives, we decided to magically realm the HELL out of this campaign.

Our fighter half-orc is slowly getting some heavy bimbofication. For the moment he's still playing a futa and he try very fucking hard to stay that way. Haven't deceided yet if he's gonna lose is dick or not.

Our monk got himself a flat chest harpy owl tsundere waifu. Ot was actually quite cute how he saved her from slave trader.

Our rogue just hapilly fuck everything. He said he want to taste the rainbow, and boy does he. That tiefling trap prince was really not expecting that.

Our gnome rogue keep meeting giant woman and getting squwash in their boobs and carried around. I may also give him a waifu in the future.

And finally my best buddy met a nice waitress, romanced her, married her, bought a home for them and now have a second child coming. She may or may not have the same name, character and physical apparence then his IRL wife.

And because all my player are the best, nobody complain when I trow them tentacles.

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Reverse Magical Realm:

I'm super lax on PCs who want to get involved with romance ingame (ie all NPCs are bi, just because); different people like different parts of RP and grow their characters in different ways. If your character's story involves love, that should be great, right? I'll work with it no problem!

Well I decided to make a fresh start and have my group make new characters learning to adventure. We all know each other, so I encourage backstory ties between them. At some point one player's idea is that her character's been tragically locked up in a dungeon his whole childhood and he's just escaped. Soon after, all three are from the same dungeon.

That's kinda neat, right? Well they kept adding to it after the initial thumbs-up. Now it was a rape dungeon of neverending pain. They are all terribly dependent on an idea of finding a New Daddy for them all, a primary tormentor+caregiver who actually knows how to cook for them. This comes out in dialog during play piece-by-piece and wasn't written.

For the most part it's been funny inversions (like the first man they find is a frail squeamish adolescent and they snatch him up as the New Daddy anyway) but then they turn it dark and creepy anyway.

Like someone casually mentions "that time I was being starved so that I couldn't fight back very strongly" as working context for some new plan for bringing bring one hostile tribe to the negotiating table with another. Or one of them comically decides to demonstrate how to be Daddy for that NPC, then decides SHE should be HIS Daddy from now on, binds and torture-rapes him and makes him do it to the others, so it's the making of a monster or something.

And every time I'm just looking at them with watering eyes like wondering if this is some kinda therapy and if they need hugs after games.

This is basically all my fault but I can't just end it because they're emotionally attached to their broken-souled characters now.

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>>53644041
>pic related


As to the topic at hand, we haven't had any so far. Closest would probably be one of the first times I've played. I was an elf in a setting where they tended to be xenophoic ass holes and I went super edgelord. GM then decided I would get caught by a tentacle monster that I had to escape. Every time I failed my roll he would describe how the monster was trying to pull down my pants and stick a tentacle where the sun doesn't shine. Got out before any penetration though.

Other closest would be when THAT GUY wanted to join my Shadowrun game. He broke rule #1, Characters Shall Not Be Fetish Fuel, by making some weird elf/changeling/cat girl thing. Let him play because I knew killing his character would piss him off more than not letting him play. Had my buddy call the cops with an anonymous tip that "some weirdo with a super illegal rifle was on a hill at these coordinates" in the middle of a mission. THAT GUY fought the law and the law won. Much salt was had and everyone laughed at his rage (he was an ass in general, only around him because he paid half of my buddies rent). THAT GUY ragequit, rest of us (including his GF) had fun, and I got to learn how the fuck to GM a game.

>>53624078
That comic is awesome.

This isn't exactly DM magical realm, but...
>running Storm King's Thunder (5e D&D)
>getting towards the end of the campaign
>players receive potions that grow them to giant size from the giant royals
>players ask why the giants even had these potions that only work on regular-sized people
>tell them that they give them to guests of honor
>player later mentions that he assumed I meant they gave them to smallfolk they wanted to fuck
>I just meant they're for allied warriors
>but I actually do have a GTS fetish

>>53644793
>>but I actually do have a GTS fetish
>YFW one of them try to earn the right to use one

>>53627691
I am proud of you anon.

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>long running WoD campaign
>we have a rotating cast of characters and trade off Storyteller regularly to keep things interesting
>passes to friend X for this cycle
>He's pretty creative and involved but will hog the spotlight if you don't keep him in check
>First time as ST, been planning his part for months
>Party is a group of various supernaturals, part of a Delta Green like organization that maintains world peace
>Currently on the lamb since literal Nyarlathotep was elected president, tore down the Masquerade, and declared war against the supernatural
>X's story has us travel to Area 51 to secure an unknown package and have it safely escorted to where our organization can keep it safe
>Turns out to be an alien of the same race as Nyarlathotep, but a female
>Nyarla wants to capture her so they can breed and colonize the earth
>Since she's a horrifying guro monster in her true form she's disguised with an illusion
>Looking at her true form with magic gives you degrangements
>Illusion makes her look like a "budding pubescent girl"
>Warned by scientists not to trust her
>She's already made several attempts to seduce the male party members

Only one session in for his run but I'm fucking wary of this shit.

>>53641550
Nice pic

>>53624078
I was honestly expecting him to say "hot" but that is also pretty funny.

>>53636485

Yep.

Half of what I consider my best ideas for fiction started out as fap fantasies. Really kinky shit, too. I have to remind myself when writing that just because my MC could easily get a hold of a harem, doesn't mean that readers want to hear about my plans for improving the world through magical breeding programs.

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>>53624219
>character has the passive superpower that everyone wants to bone her

That sounds extremely magical realm.

And then you figure out that they become a sexy ass necromancer because they want everyone to become undead so they can have some goddamn peace and quiet!

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>>53647638
It looks like your friend X just played Saya no Uta, hopefully he won't go the full hog with the breeding aspect.

>>53641345
but he's worst boy

>>53627691
Godspeed.
>>53639406
>ot your average anime monstergirl but some real disturbing looking atrocitiesso
Oh, now I am interested. Regular monstergirls are got kinda stale but this may, uh, tickle my research purposes.

>>53636653
>>53642246
>having GM cook good stuff and describe it well enough to make you hungry for 110% enjoyment.
Sounds absolutely awesome. 10/10 would skip meals before playing.

As for the poor thing, I understand but you can always chip in for a "campaign's feasts fund"

>>53619604
>DM plants NPC to suggest our party goes on a "mission"
>go to a "town"
>guard "almost" doesn't "let us in" but we "convince" him with "glibness" to do so
>go to "seedy" tavern
>"talk" to the bartender
>tells us there are "rats in the basement"
>entire group is visibly uncomfortable
>DM looks as though he's about to cream himself
>play along out of sheer morbid fascination
>"go down" into the basement
>five "rats" attack our party
>kill them in 2 "turns"
>receive "gold" for this service
I don't know what part was worst but I'm never fucking playing with that freak again

>>53641900
>you are then permitted to see the queen.
>... now HER tits are absolutely marvelous
>they're bolstered by her royal undergarments and reflect the dignity of a woman of her position
>they look soft and the nipples are most likely pepperoni-esque

>>53621701
So when is the orgy happening?

My DM's magical realm are wholesome relationships.

>>53619604
I'm like, 80% certain the D&D game i'm currently in is the GM's magical realm. Not complaining mind you, it's been fun so far, but goddamn is it the horniest game I've ever played.

>>53650930
As a bit more detail, sex seems to come up every other adventure (prize goes to that wizard who polymorphed into a girl to have sex with his long lost twin because what the fuck m8), Also, literally every single character portrait seems to be an attractive anime dude.

>>53648292
>you are then permitted to see the king
>... now HIS tits are absolutely marvelous
>they're posted by his royal undergarments and reflect the dignity of a man of his girth
>they look soft and the nipples are most likely rock hard

>>53649443
the most degenerate fetish of all, I bet he makes couples hold hands.

I let everyone go hog wild with their magical realms once, but all they ended up doing was some rape and snuff. Pretty boring, desu.

>>53652537
In what type of world you live in where rape and snuff is boring

>>53652600

Rape is far and away one of the most common fantasies. Over half of all people have them. It's normie tier.

Snuff is rarer, sure, but still super straightforward.

>>53619604
As the forever GM I don't play in other people's magical world, they play in mine.

>>53652697
Rape is literally the most despise event in human history. Are you seriously telling me that everybody who hates it secretly love it

>>53652929

Rape being a horrifying, traumatic thing and being a common sexual fantasy are not mutually exclusive things. Seriously, just punch "Commonality of rape fantasies" into Google.

>>53652929

You grasp there's a difference between fantasy and reality, right?

>>53652929
Realizing that something would probably be the single most traumatic thing to ever happen to me isn't going to stop me from fantasizing about it.

>>53652929
>Rape is literally the most despise event in human history
Fuck you.

t. Murder

>>53652929
>Rape is literally the most despise event in human history.
I'm pretty sure that's either genocide or establishment of worker's unions.

>>53654010
Ghazkghull plz go and stay go

>>53653978
Murder can always be justifiable.
Rape can't.

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>>53652929
Rape fetish is a thing man. Besides, are you seriously telling me you wouldn't want some monstergirl or giant qt3.14 to capture you and force herself on you against your will?

>>53648275
I...is that not a normal low-level type quest?

>>53644041
That's kind of heartbreaking, have you talked to any of your players about this stuff outside of the game?

Would be hot if it weren't so rapey, so good on you Anon.

>>53654982
It was a GMs sick and twisted magical realm

>>53655394
>Would be hot if it weren't so rapey
That just make it more hot.

>>53648069
That's not a bad idea. It's basically just like pitching in for pizza or something, except we get tourtiere or roast chicken.

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>>53652929
>Rape is literally the most despise event in human history.

???

Are you retarded?

>>53654982
Here's the joke.
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>>53654812
>Badly traumatize a person, possibly irreparably, possibly not
>Remove a person from existence, permanently.
Justified or not, one is mathematically more horrible.

>>53652929
>Rape is literally the most despise event in human history
Germany used to have a form of execution in which the offender would be tied to a stake and have the flesh torn from their body by searing hot steel tongs. This would last for hours, and only one offender would be killed in this manner at a time. Leaving the others to listen to their comrades creams of pain while they waited.
this was done to religious dissidents like protestants.

I'd say that even something like Witch burning is worse then rape, or stoning someone to death.

>>53652929
>Are you seriously telling me that everybody who hates it secretly love it
Is SJW agenda eroding you or you just know people so little? It's kinda proven that a lot of horrible shit that people wouldn't want to happen IRL is for many fair game to fantasize about. Many submissives want to be taken by their partners in rape-like scenarios, for example. It's a regular powerplay thing, except as long as it's just a fantasy actual trauma, lack of consent, it happening under unfavorable circumstances etc is not a problem.

>>53654839
Why she is blushing already? The guy seems to be challenging her. Is she already frozen a bit by his absolutely great, heart-winning good looks or did he make some off-hand comment she doesn't know how to deal with? Something like "I can't let such a beautiful girl terrorize the countryside!"?

>>53652929
Is rape worse than getting acid thrown in your face?

>>53655743
I am a Kraut myself, but even I have no Idea what was wrong with these guys. I mean, the Blutaar, or Blood Eagle is fucking creepy, but this shit is horrible.

>>53656539
>Blood Eagle is fucking creepy
Say that to my face, Sandraker.

>>53624078
Do you play with GRRM?

>>53644041
Maybe they want you to be their daddy and this is how they "subtly" tell you? Or they might all be abused. Or it could just be roleplaying.

>>53657507
No we play often.

Let's get this shit back on track, it's mother fuckin' story time.

I play in several groups, and one of my DMs is probably the absolute filthiest mind I've ever had the fortune to encounter. She (yes, she, don't go shitting your pants) is pretty good at coming up with interesting settings and fun campaigns, but dear god she has a lewd appetite that cannot be sated.

My first character when I joined the group was a human paladin, because fuck you I like playing paladins. Plus I wasn't sure what to expect because I was joining partway into the campaign and I thought I'd settle in. That paladin is now retired and I am playing a minotaur barbarian, because the DM has a thing for big beefy boys and I secretly get off on knowing she's thinking filthy thoughts about Achilles the whole session.

The campaign avoids being grimdark or creepy by having a sense of fun and comedy to the whole thing. As well as the minotaur barbarian I play, we've got a goblin bard, an elven princess (technically a ranger, but she doesn't act like one), an Amazon (human fighter), and a tiefling rogue.

I have some more specific stories if there's interest.

>>53650930
>>53651025
Come on, Anon, we need more details than that. What other magical realm stuff has the DM showcased?

>>53657825
well you gotta now

>>53657825
OP here, yes. Please provide more info and stories!

>>53655623
Yeah, nah, rape is bad. I want my sluts and subs to actually want it because they like it, not out of trauma.

>>53658181
There are women out there right now who would be thrilled if you kicked their door in while wearing a ski mask and started fucking the shit out of them. You just have to keep kicking in doors until you find the right one.

>>53654839
>>53655850
>Fe Fi F-oh shit he's hot

>Is she already frozen a bit by his absolutely great, heart-winning good looks or did he make some off-hand comment she doesn't know how to deal with? Something like "I can't let such a beautiful girl terrorize the countryside!"?
I'd assume a mix of both probably

>>53658181
>I want my sluts and subs to actually want it because they like it, not out of trauma.
Best tastes

>>53658013
>>53658038

So the two things you have to understand about the DM's particular magical realm is she likes a lot of contrast, especially size difference, and she also likes a sticky mess. The more volume, the better, and I'm talking literal buckets here.

The goblin bard, who is sort of like a punk rocker type in shredded fishnets and a leather jacket, has a long-standing friendly rivalry with the elf princess, who is a stuck-up valley girl with a "spellphone" she constantly uses to take "spellfies" of herself.

A few sessions back the bard managed to persuade the princess into a drinking contest. No alcohol, however. Instead, they'd be taking advantage of the fact we were hanging out in my character's home town. So I'm put in charge of rounding up two or three dozen minotaurs who are up for it, which is so easy I don't even need a skill check for it. What follows is a sloppy, sticky, immensely well-described fiasco that sees pink and purple lipstick prints all over various slabs of beef, and ends in what could be called a mud-wrestling match... except it ain't mud.

Elf princess was declared the winner by technical knockout after pushing the already over-confident bard down a few more inches than she was expecting, leaving her gasping for breath. The prize ended up being getting dragged off to her room at the tavern by three burly minotaurs, and we apparently got no sleep after hearing "ohmigawd! fuck! slow down! not all at once! ah!" all night long.

>>53658227
Rape PLAY is different than rape, Anon. One is a legitimate power exchange fantasy that works just fine because the person on the receiving end always has the ability to put on the brakes should they so choose--in other words, consensual nonconsent is still consent, and so long as there is consent anything goes. Rape is, by definition, never consensual, even if the victim is forced into orgasm.

Or maybe I'm just weird because I like it when all parties are actively enjoying themselves, what do I know anymore.

>>53658577
>elf princess, who is a stuck-up valley girl with a "spellphone" she constantly uses to take "spellfies" of herself
You've lost me. Magical realm done fo amusement and kept in some boundaries I can deal with. But this is some sort of cancer.

>>53658632
>Or maybe I'm just weird because I like it when all parties are actively enjoying themselves
No, you're weird because you have a hard time understanding when someone is clearly joking or being glib.

>>53658672

Spellphones don't cause cancer, don't be an alarmist.

>>53658693
How would you know? Spellphones haven't been around long enough for there to have been any long term studies done.

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>>53658577
>Everything about this
Christ, all that's missing is the revelation that the goblin bard is actually a trap. I don't suppose your DM could be convinced to save/write up some stories and post them to /d/'s fiction threads, could she?

And keep going, please

>>53658691
You never can tell on the Internet, especially on a site that shares patrons with robots.

>>53654812
IDK about english, but my language differentiates between accidental or justified killing and cold blooded murder.

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>>53658577
I'm not too proud to admit I popped a boner at this.
Does your Campaign take place in CoCland or something?

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>>53657667
Underbreaded toast.

>>53658800

Bard's too stacked to be a trap. The tiefling is, though.

>>53658924

Not the first time I've heard that comparison, but no, it's about 60% DM and 40% the rest of us. The DM came up with the original basis of the setting, and we've expanded on it as we've played.

The elves are a sort of high-magitech civilization who live in isolation from the rest of the world. Everything's all wrought brass, polished wood, and stained glass. It's like if California was made out of art nouveau cathedrals. It's great, we visited once before we got thrown out for causing a public nuisance. Blame the Amazon for that one.

>>53654812
Would it be wrong to rape Hitler? He was very bad.

Someone archive this.

>>53659204
Yes, because it would achieve nothing.

Torture is considered bad by our society. Torture for punishment, revenge or catharsis is even worse.

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>>53658800
>I don't suppose your DM could be convinced to save/write up some stories and post them to /d/'s fiction threads, could she?

Oh and I didn't even know these were a thing, I guess I don't go to /d/ much anymore now there's /aco/. I'll ask her, she's a damn good writer, especially when it comes to this stuff. Her descriptions border on the sublime.

>>53654812
Actually anything can be made justifiable by a sufficiently fucked up morality scheme, and even with current scheme a sufficiently convoluted situation may be proposed that actually can offer some justification for anything. That's what makes beep boop morals terrifying. The closer you get to the -greater good- and omniscience, the closer you get to -What about ten ninjas kidnap your puppy and start feeding it glass and pieces of your daughter?- the easier is for you to throw away morality and start going full pants on sociopath.

Do not challenge the internet to find a justification to any act because someone (eventually) will.

All this shitty discourse is making me think I should just wait for the next magical realm thread to post more stories.

>>53659366
Yes yes yes. There is always an Erotic Fiction General thread running on /d/, and from what little I've read your DM would be much appreciated there. Especially since that means mine won't be one of the only storied with a trap character

Anon pls

>>53657934
let's see... To begin with she just spent way more time describing someone being grappled by a weird vine tentacle thing than was necessary. Later on, there was a bunch of clothing damage resulting in overly detailed descriptions, and also lust potion hijinks. a random encounter with two barbarian ladies fighting over a kidnapped prettyboy. Can't just walk around random encounters so someone had to explain threesomes to them. Most recent thing was the previously mentioned incest polymorph wizard.

I'm 99% magical realm but the only time I really had a chance to use it in a game was bro-con ice controlling female ninja (as a GM) and a ? gender rival/friend (as a player). These was both pokemon games

>>53647724
Only to learn, in an ironic twist, that magic-fueled lust is still very active on the undead.

GHOST BLOWJOB

>>53647750
Okay, so my DM has literally done Saya no Uta the plot before in DnD and went really really badly.

Do not bang the Shoggoth.

Don't do it.

>>53627691
Wow, gayboy

So the campaign setting ended up becoming something like fantasy America. The west coast has the Californian elves, the northeast coast has the dwarven municipalities, as well as the New Orc State. Texas is home to a lot of steers (the minotaurs), and there's goblins in the swamps and wetlands of the southeast. However most of flyover country is wild and untamed, full of all sorts of cool shit, and that's where the party spends maybe about half our time. The other half is back in the towns and cities, usually getting up to no good, or finding our newest adventure hook.

Our Amazon comes from a tribe where there are no men, so to suit procreation needs, they can essentially switch out what's between their legs when they need to. So sometimes our Amazon is a super-predatory lady out to drain the balls (and the wills) of small men with her mighty pussy, other times she's a super-predatory futa ready to stuff some tight holes. She's a seven-foot, bronze-skinned fuckmonster either way.

The frequent object of her attention is the tiefling rogue, because she finds him adorable and shows this by mercilessly rutting him into the goddamn ground whenever she wants. The horns make for good handlebars.

When the Amazon is in "dick mode", she and my minotaur are basically in full bro mode. Sandwich the bard? See who can get the dirtiest spellfie with the princess? All good. But when she's in "pussy mode" everything changes and she gets a craving for beef. My character is the only one taller than her, with as much stamina as her, and with as big a killcount as her. That checks all the right boxes for a proud warrior people.

Her original homeland is basically fantasy Cuba, so she has Dat Accent and it's amazing.

>>53661006
>Dat Accent
A mouth full of cotton?

>>53661072

Latina, you buffoon.

>>53661133
Cubans talk like they just got a root canal. lrn2dialects.

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>>53661006

Do you have game transcripts that you can post anywhere?

>>53661324

I've asked the DM if she wants to do a detailed writeup of some of the sessions for fame and glory and other people's boners, but she hasn't got back to me yet.

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Just posted in another thread and saw this one. Dunno if it quite applies to magical realm, but the dm initiated and pursues it so maybe, you never know. an NPC and I have started a relationship that is really stressing me out.

Long story short I posed as a man to join the army and one of the suppliers for the army that helps with noncombat stuff asked me on a date and I bumbled and said yes, but I'm under the impression she's straight and kept up my disguise on the dates we went on. Now I don't know how to tell her.

Girl/girl relationships with one oblivious to the other being a girl might be magical realm territory but I like to think this isn't like that and is just a cool story she's making.

>>53661525
Lesbians are magical, but it isn't much of a realm.

>>53655672
Our group has an amazing cook. So everyone in the group chips in 5 bucks for this huge awesome meal. Its awesome.

>>53661418

If she does creative writing with the same lewdness and posts her work anywhere, be a pal and drop a link.

>>53661525
I'm assuming a girl looks like pic related. It depends on how the GM/DM enjoys it and how MUCH he enjoys it...

>>53661626

I'm not sure if she does, but she does hang out on F-List

>>53661671

Got links?

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>>53619604
Every game I've ever ran. All six of them featured light scarification.
Whenever I get to describe the result of an attack or damage roll i always include the fact that it left a knick or a small scar or that the wound looks like it'll leave a scar when it's healed.

Women and men with scars are hot as fuck.

>>53661717

https://www.f-list.net/c/nicolette%20inque/

Be careful, she's shy.

>>53661717
asking the real questions

>>53642040
>>53642021
Fiver says he's the orc who pretends to be a manservant.

>>53661525
>>53661560
a straight girl turning gay is pretty magical realm imo.

>>53661006
Is this that /pfg/ wild west game?

>>53661901
It isn't /pol/.

>>53661964

No, just a casual twice-a-monthly Dungeon World game with a touch of homebrew bolted on. Not everyone in the group likes 3.pf, and DW is light enough for our needs.

>>53661819
I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, I'd be super uncomfortable as a GM if something like that was given out randomly on the internet.

I genuinely hope your group are tight, and that this doesn't cause you issues later on down the line.

>>53662008
i literally don't know what you're trying to say

I just mean that a gay girl turning a straight girl into a gay girl is magical realm for a gay girl, so if the DM is a gay girl then I would suspect this is magical realm.

>>53662050

I asked for permission, don't worry. She keeps her professional life and pervert life separate, so she doesn't have much of an issue with random people ogling her F-List profile. Her only concern was people might ask her to DM for them.

>>53662050
This.

I'm 90% certain I've found one of my fellow players on an adult roleplay site I go on. This person uses the same username he uses other places (it's a relatively common word though), and some of the stuff this person listed suits roleplaying references I know about as well as some other stuff that fits with shit I've guesses about.

I would absolutely NEVER tell him that I've probably found him out, nor would I consider it good form to link his probable profile on 4chan.

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>>53662217

I'm sorry I killed your boner.

>>53662261

It didn't wither away in disgust, if that's what you're worried about. Quite the opposite.

>>53662111
That's enough for me, then.

Now, what's this about minotaurs?

>>53662319

Their difficulty with mazes that would be deemed too simple for a children's placemat at a chain restaurant, or the "giant dick" thing? You'll have to be more specific.

>>53662407
>ITT: we post stories about our DM's "Magical Realm"...

>>53662481
Nothing wrong with a little maze solving, anon. It gets the bloodflow going.

>>53662319
Honestly, I kinda wanna hear more about goblins in this setting.

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>>53661006
I don't know she did it but this DM has pretty much zeroed in on all my kinks and done it in a really creative and interesting way

I get why she'd be wary of DMing for strangers but god damn I wish I could join that campaign

>>53656703
I bet you don't even go fast

>>53662481

Touché. Well, like I said earlier, DM loves contrast. Big and small, muscular and curvaceous, beauty and the beast, that sort of thing. Minotaurs cover a whole lot of that, especially when paired up with a petite human or elf, so she's got a real thing for including them.

(She also likes orcs, ogres, anthropomorphic animals of any significant size such as horses or rhinos, dragons and other miscellaneous creatures that might possibly have big dicks.)

She also likes mess, again as mentioned before, so everyone gets to pump out bucketfuls, and minotaurs especially. I'm talking loads that have had ladies desperately tapping out, indicating they would like to get off Mr. Boner's Wild Ride before they're too full to walk properly. Facials that have them dripping from head to toe before they're even halfway done. The girl is a serious addict for the white stuff.

It's not realistic in the slightest, but realism went out the window a while back. Now it is time only for monster cocks and gallons of spunk, and we're all just fine with that.

Also, tentacles. Whoever decided that one tentacle per orifice was the norm clearly did not communicate this to the DM. The few times we've encountered tentacles, it's been at least six or eight to a hole. You couldn't even SEE the bard for all the squirming, writhing mass of appendages plunging in and out at their own speeds. You could definitely hear her, though.

I infiltrated a slavery ring to try to rescue some people we knew or maybe shut the whole thing down if we can.

Of course there was a market for sexual slaves and I was presented with the option of going along with doing those sorts of things, or blowing my cover.

It wasn't really magical realm since we didn't go into describing the acts themselves, but we went over just saying what they would ask each time they came to see me, and if it this increasingly depraved or humiliating thing was "ok" with my character or if this session was the one I blow my cover.

We haven't gotten there yet but I have a feeling it's just going to keep going until I do say enough is enough. We'll see.

Everyone in the group is doing things their own way, normal ways. I thought this was a good idea but I didn't know ahead of time it was like this, I thought I would be a maid or something.

I like my dm though so it's ok if we magical realm a little bit. I think magical realm is only bad if everyone at the table doesn't consent, right?

>>53661819
My mind can't wrap around half of the things in this page.

>>53662640

I'd say try making friends with her first. That's what I did to warrant an invite.

>>53662937

Have you never watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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>>53619604

My DM gets off on stupid jokes I swear to god. His DMing is fine when the tone is 'serious' or at least more fast paced.

But in the past like 5 months of playing alone (group is around a year old) there have been not one, not two, but THREE dungeon or dungeon-like encounters where the guy running it was some form of tricky mage.

The first one (towards end of first campaign) was literally a Jester God and the final puzzle to getting in to the central chamber was the stupidest fucking pun... (Pick a sword sorta puzzle, each labeled with a family name. Each choice almost gibbed the character that chose wrong. Final answer was "Pa's sword". Kill me.

Since then we've had a Gnome Wizard who hired us to deliver something to him (we got the message via magic). Instead of paying us we were literally trapped while he basically ran wild magic surge experiments on us for like 2 hours irl.

Now we're about to enter a fucking dungeon and he's hinted that it's a full blown fully laid out dungeon, rather than just the shorter 2 or 3 floor things with a couple of puzzles in them. I found a few weird looking small animals that the DM had trouble even describing around the entrance. Mutated things more or less.

I'm scared for my goddamned mental stability, /tg/. If I get stuck spending all my turns rolling against gag magic and getting true polymorphed into random shit I'm gonna lose my mind.

I'm running 2 Ironclaw campaigns right now. One is normal for our group: Hangover meets Evil Dead kinda thing.

The other group secretly went magical realm on me, and it wasn't until session 4 or 5 that I found out their nights at the inns were basically lesbian orgies. They had the decency not to get creepy lewd in the sessions themselves, but there are logs of private chats... and art.

>>53654839
she can't rape me
IF I'M ALREADY WILLING

My group has stayed out of magical realm pretty well imo.

Probably helps that if our group gets into any sort of thing that could turn into a relationship, they just basically chuck the npc into their inventory to have them help us at some later time.

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>>53664667
>Pa's Sword

>>53661525
>>53662053
This is the cutest thing and completely my magical realm. I hope it turns out this way.

>>53664920
What if she does something you're unwilling to do?

>>53668198
Can't think of anything desu

>>53619604

My DM's run a game where the PCs (Invokers) can draw forth magical weapons from a certain source (Consors). The thing is, he's made it really clear that most Consors, some of whom are the incarnate spirits of weapons and some of whom are girls (Consors are all female, Invokers are all male) are generally with Invokers more as a result of orders than out of any actual affection.

Given what's happened so far, and given that most of the NPC Consors seemed to be more interested in 'bad boys', I'm worried than my DM's magical realm is NTR. I'm pretty fucking sure he'll do it, too.

>>53619604
My DM, who ironically is the best I ever had had, is a literal furry and doesn't even disguise his power levels properly.

>>53655850
She clearly bended over to have a better look at the guy, realizing to late that this would expose her panties.

>>53661819
>mfw I've had her bookmarked for at least a year because I share 80% of those kinks
I never really approached her, since I stick to chat and she's never online.
But now I'm even more interested, especially since she's into all these fuckmonster scenarios you described

I hope your DM will share those transcripts on /d/ some day. (Is there a PC name we can look up in the archives to find something?). In the meantime, godspeed anon, and to your whole group too. Keep magicing on.

P.S. I think I'll be stealing the "spellphone"/"spellfie" concept for my more lighthearted campaigns.

>>53619604

My DM likes 'realistic' consequences, i.e. women get raped and murdered if they lose when they're on the battlefield. It's like that whole subgenre of hentai where strong female knights and the equivalent get broken down and brutally raped.

>>53668485

She says to send her a note because she's curious about your profile now.

>>53668246
wow, this make me hard

>>53668636

Well, a recurring theme is that people act unpredictably, and duty isn't enough to make someone stick with a task for good. Also, the Invoker's weapon gets stronger when his bond with the Consor is closer, but most of us are just 'professional acquaintances' with our Consors.

Like, one PC's Consor outright told him "You're not really my type, but I guess I have to work with you." Usually this would be a build-up to them coming to understand each other, but I'm 99% sure she's fucking someone on the side.

>>53668659
this looks like a anime-themed rpg

>>53668659
NTR made me paranoid of any possible relationships in any story-telling medium

>>53662832
Please more ...I am at work right now and I bwant to keep that boner till my shift is done

>>53668594
Damn, I can't believe this just happened. Sent. (I guess 80% was a slight exaggeration, but I stand by what I said. Plus she sounds like a cool person in general, you're lucky to have her at your table.)

>>53668750

If you can't 'lose' a relationship in an RPG, what's the point of having one? If you don't run the risk of the villain of putting his penis in your girl, you can't really fail, can you?

>>53669025
ntr in serious rpgs dont make sense
why the girl who loves YOU
would want the dick of the guy who wants to kill everyone
unless he rapes her of course

>>53669112

Why does the girl love you, exactly? If she's with you because of obligation, that's not a good basis for a relationship. Isn't it 'Best man wins' and all that?

>>53669112

But she has to follow her heart, anon!

>>53669112
It would still make sense for her to cheat - because since it's serious, I assume the characters are actual characters and have their own ambitions, and that love isn't some plot-guaranteed universal force.
She might not be loving you as much as she says, you might have screwed up, the bad guy might have looked better than you, he might have convinced her (remember, his minions work for him for a reason), she might simply grow tired of risking her life for the hero when the villain could give her the world and as many other reasons as there are individual humans on the surface of this planet Earth.
NTR, however, which is not the same as "the girl I decided I love and who must thus love me back forever and above everyone else is in a healthy and productive relationship, she must have been brainwashed by this friendly guy with a job to not love the sneering neckbeard in his mom's basement", is unlikely in a serious RPG, since the genre is built on a lot of assumptions - mainly, that monogamy means you'll be cheated on, everyone strong, rich or popular is a rapist pig and rape is a universal way of transferring the tokens known as women - that would by definition require most characters to act according to a genre that didn't exist back when RPGs were born.

>>53669153
if she is your gf i think she loves you
unless she's barbarian and chooses the stronger
and even then it would only happen if you lost to the villain

>>53668756

One of our adventures had us dealing with pirates, as you do in these sort of games. Except we obviously went about it differently.

We decided to split up and go undercover. Minotaur and Amazon would pretend to be pirate captains and find out what we could about our target, a malicious crew who'd raided some important ships. Tiefling and bard decided to hit up the docks and suck some cocks, hoping to overhear something while they did... I assume. Bard might have just been in it for the experience.

The princess decided that "undercover" was for peasants and she'd just start throwing money around until someone told her what she wanted to hear. In a port full of pirates. Due to some poor communication (thanks to talking non-stop to her BFF Bree on the spellphone) she ended up accidentally selling herself... and wound up in the same tavern as me and the Amazon, and a bunch of genuine pirate captains.

In order to save the princess from being taken by one of the pirate captains, the Amazon and I had to monopolize her all night long, not giving anyone else a chance to walk away with her. But at the same time we had to keep our attention on the pirates to listen in on their conversations. So we had to keep passing the princess back and forth, and every time she was about to blow our cover, she had to blow us. The only way to shut her up is to stuff her mouth full.

Meanwhile the bard and tiefling had gotten roped into the fantasy port equivalent of a donkey show: a kraken show. The tiefling used the bard as a distraction to snoop around, and that's when we found out just how stretchy, and just how loud, goblins can be.

>>53669184

To be honest, the term 'NTR' is overused. It's only natural for the girl to pick the more favorable or exciting option, when given a choice between two men.

>>53619710 c >>53663782

>>53620497
Been a while since I've read that. Don't they shove things up the robot-shota's ass in chapter 1?

>>53671052
No it was in chapter 2 or 3 I think

>>53668246
I hate showing my normie side, but what is NTR?

>>53671284
Cuck

>>53671284
Let's do a little magic trick here.
You put those three letters into Google, and using your critical thinking and reading abilities, you'll have the answer before the person who was going to spoonfeed you even reads your post.
Not only that, you'll be more used to tackling shit like that on your own next time, so you don't have to turn something you could do in three seconds into a huge song and dance where everyone has to loudly advertise that you don't have to lurk, you don't have to think and you don't have to try.
Every question like that which gets answered brings one more Tumblr or Facebook abortion who thinks they can get Internet cred from being on 4chan, which in turn brings us closer and closer to being Tumblr or Facebook with a different interface.

>>53671364
someone sounds butthurt

>>53668209
>Your small enough she has to use you as a dildo
>YFW she wants to do anal
>YFW she wants to deepthroat you and promises she's pretty sure she can keep from swallowing

>>53671489
Someone sounds new.
The reason 4chan is 4chan, still has its own community and hasn't become part of that amorphous conglomerate of white-knights, SJWs and clueless normies trying too hard is the board culture of lurking and not expecting spoonfeeding.
If you take away spoonfeeding, no one will be rewarded for ignorance and no one will be taught that they just need to bawl until someone else does things for them. If people could have just the tiniest little dreg of decency and intrgrity instead of that pampered new-age "every community ever is obliged to let me in and if they tell me the rules it's discrimination" attitude, we could have a board that was like 4chan before 2010. A board where people actually try to do things on their own and produce content, instead of just circlejerking their own Gaia-tier forced memes and waiting for a namefag to come along to wipe their ass by telling them stuff you could get from a simple Google search. Accepting advice means giving power in the community to people just for not being as misinformed as whoever is asking - everyone should be assumed to know at least the basics when they start posting, and if you don't, you can lurk more.
I know what will come - "4chan was always shit, and I lurked for a week".
4chan was always shit, but one that's freshly laid every day by many different people who all eat relatively well. Modern conveyor-belt-spoonfeeding 4chan is a fetid ocean of shit that tens of thousands of 14-year-olds who live off energy drink and Tumblrinas who actively starve themselves to get attention have shat in since 2010, and never once has it been touched.

>>53659204
There are reasons to torture people, but none of them are *good* reasons.

For example, there's a superstition that has been popular throughout human history, that torture is useful in interrogating people. Current United States society is dealing with a resurgence of this myth, for example. But torturing someone because you think it's a way to get information out of someone just makes you a superstitious barbarian. You might as well sacrifice a chicken and read its entrails.

There's also the tactic of torturing someone in order to make them sign false confessions. But if you do this, you're just making forgeries and defrauding the legal system.

>>53671546
I mean, at that size the last one would basically be you jacking off in a very humid cave.
>>53671798
Look, if I wanted to read your manifesto about the downfall of internet culture I wouldn't be in a thread about magical realming. Take that somewhere else.

>>53669197
Noice. Got any storied starring the tiefling trap?

>>53671364
>>53671798
Is this pasta?
Well, it is now.

>>53649443
L..lewd!

>>53652929
>all those /pol/-ish replies

It has nothing to do with liberalism or anything SJW related, there's a difference between "he was raping me with his eyes" and actually being raped, which is horrible, sure, murder is permanent and all, but it's relatively clean compared to rape, as retarded as it sounds, nobody can complain about getting murdered, so there's that.

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>>53620497
The setting is amazing, forcefields which hurts living beings trying to escape its influence and create entire ecosystems around that, crazy doctors turning children into cartridges to take the curse for them.

>>53672224

Tieflings come from a smokebound kingdom across the Panthalassa, which is basically a fantasy not-England, so our rogue has a rather delightful slightly-posh accent. Sort of like Emma Watson in the Harry Potter movies.

This is important to note just because the rogue finds it embarrassing that everyone finds his cursing to sound really cute and sexy. Especially when it's a chant of "oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" when in the throes of passion.

Besides being subjected to the Amazon on a regular basis, the rogue also gets into a lot of trouble with the Crime Union. Can't go sneaking around and stealing without paying your dues to the Local 273, yanno. Most of the Crime Union bosses are big, tough folks with... well, you can see where this is going.

We once walked in on the rogue bent over a crime boss's desk (carved mahogany, real nice craftsmanship) backwards, with a fat dick down his throat and another one buried in his ass. The local bosses were a pair of futa orc sisters who were "negotiating his contract" and offered him the chance to forego his union dues in exchange for a couple of hours of eiffel towering.

>>53619604
Not very magical realm, but our DM likes to throw waifus and husbandos at us in various flavors of fetishes to see what sticks.

He's getting really upset with me since I keep killing mine, but I can't help it. My character doesn't trust pretty much anyone,
least of all people who claim to be attracted to ratfolk.

>>53673639
Christ alive, I don't even do F-List but I'm sorely tempted to make an account now purely so I can thank her for being such a great DM.

But there is now way that wouldn't come off as incredibly creepy, so I won't.

>>53673759

Well you don't have to, I passed it on and she got all embarrassed about it and said you were too kind.

>>53655696
Eh, you could still justify mathematically if you believe the person that was killed had a negative value.

If you got the murder victim and four other people in the room and you see the equation as:

1+1+1+1+(-)1 = 3

Then getting rid of the leech in the equation would be a gain of one.

>>53655850
>sword and board
>no armor

He's obviously a bard putting that CHA to work.

>>53624078
Your GM is the ghost of Brian Jaques?

>>53673831
Shucks, thanks Anon! Sounds like you all are a tight-knit group, gotta say I'm quite jealous--and not just for the pervy stuff. Cherish 'em, Anon.

Seriously, how do you all deal with the creeps you inevitably attract? What should I NOT do if I were to actually nut up and make an account?

>>53673854
I mean, I get what you're trying to say, you cheeky fuck, but that's still the most insane logic I've ever seen.

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>>53619604
>mfw Yosuke is actually cancer
>mfw the writers were fully aware of how annoying this little shit was

>>53674327

She says that the worst people are the ones who don't understand when to stop and walk away. For instance, if someone says "I'm looking for something else, but thanks" that's not a cue to hassle them to tell you what you want. There are other people on the end of these characters and they don't owe you their time just because you want it. Apparently that's something she doesn't like dealing with because she's telling me to underline it if I can. Also don't take things OOC/IRL and start asking for details about who they are, what they're doing right now. That's way too invasive for a start, and against the rules as well. Honestly just be chill and ready to talk about what turns you on.

>>53633170

Are you me?

>>53674717
Huh, I was honestly expecting something more like "Don't start a convo with your loli guro fanfic." That sounds like just being a decent human being, which I can totally fake!

>>53675092

Knowing your audience is another good one. Everyone's profiles have a list of kinks and a button that lets you instantly compare yours with theirs, so you'll know if they're into the same stuff you are. However nobody apparently ever uses this. My DM still gets requests for romance-based scenarios despite the fact she has romance listed under "no" with an additional note saying "please no".

>>53675408
Yeah, I took a look at her list and there are... lots of similarities, to say the least.

So what's the general etiquette on that site, if I may ask? Like would it be weird if I opened with more vanilla interests and then segued into asking about your gaming group, or...?

>>53675654

Talk about any of the stuff she's interested in. See if she wants to roleplay with your character. You'll be friends in no time, especially if you're even remotely creative. She's always complaining that nobody ever has any good ideas for her.

>>53675825
Well, if creativity is the question and she's bored maybe she wouldn't mind me sharing the stories I've posted on /d/'s fiction threads. I go by FitzBlitz there--mostly vanilla stuff right now, but I'm definitely starting to ramp things up for my adventuring party in terms of messiness, huge insertions, tentacles, etc. See if I'm not the sort of creative mind she likes.

>>53676023

Those definitely sound like three things she likes, so I'd say you've got more than a good chance of making a great first impression.

>>53676232
I can't believe how much /tg/ has added to my own degredation, I thought the most depraved site I would ever make an account for is FetLife. Thanks for the encouragement Anon, here goes!

I'm our group's DM, so i guess i should out myself.

I'm into wholesome relationships with happy endings and try to encourage it at every turn. We have a Warlock and Rogue that are lezbeans and have a cute relationship going. The rogue dies a lot, 5 times I think we're up to, and every time she comes back, there's an emotional reunion that gets me all revved up.

Another player is romancing the monster-ish girl NPC the party met a while ago. She's a big tough barbarian but can't help but be lovey-dovey around him. They recently found our she's pregnant (after having i intercourse in the missionary position while holding hands, solely for the purposes of procreation) and are planning a wedding.

The paladin has a happy family full of siblings she adores back in her home country. In addition, she has a childhood friend waifu and they both want a big, happy family someday.

Outside of that, I fulfilled my gender bender fetish by making a church that only has female paladins. And if a man wants to be a paladin, he becomes a qt grill. The aforementioned paladin's waifu is one of these former-men.

Those are the most blatant Magical Realmy things I've put in so far.

>>53676651
>holding hands
fucking disgusting
get out of here you deviant

>>53673639
>in exchange for a couple of hours of eiffel towering

I believe that "Spit roasting" is the correct English parlance. I'm loving what you've told us so far and that this game simply exists in general, and I hope that your DM will permit you linking her work in this thread.

>>53677252

Eiffel towering is when both sides of the spitroast meet for a crisp high five or sloppy makeouts.

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>>53658577
>What follows is a sloppy, sticky, immensely well-described fiasco that sees pink and purple lipstick prints all over various slabs of beef, and ends in what could be called a mud-wrestling match... except it ain't mud.
this is not my fetish

>>53677775

It's another three-letter word with M and U in it, before you get the wrong idea.

>>53677828
Sum? Did they wrestle in math?

>>53677828
yes, I understood that they swam in minotaur semen

>>53677864
Is semen swim able?

>>53652929
Rape is horrible, I agree. Pretty much no one wants it to happen to themselves, or to people that they care about.

At the same time, it can be fetishized, especially depending on the contexts - emotional distance, happening to certain kinds of characters.... I wish I could be less vague, but it's not a fetish I myself have so it's hard to explain when I don't fully get it myself. I doubt most people who fetishize it would try to be rapists themselves, because there's a difference between the 'cleaner' fantasy and the horrible reality.

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>mfw this entire thread
seriously how to you put together and erp group? i've been trying for awhile and don't know how to find the people for it

>>53677828
They wrestled in rum? Now that's a drinking contest.

>>53661006
>most of flyover country is wild and untamed

You drive on over here by a few backroads and make a detour for Mount Rushmore and say that to my windswept face.

>>53674510
It's called utilitarianism. Go read some singer and laugh at his moral calculus.

>>53678053
F-List

>>53678427

Holy shit am I being shit-talked by one of the heads of Mount Rushmore

>>53655692
We're reaching levels of ironic posting that I haven't dared dream of.

>>53652929
People over play the significance of rape.
Do you think it's the actually act that fucks with people, or the being powerless to stop it?

If you think about it, rape is just sex, rough sex sure, but I figure it's more akin to being in the midst of a disaster and not being able to do anything to save yourself that causes the trauma. Being powerless to stop something(in this case a person) taking whatever they want from you. Paired with the fact that sex is so taboo, even in this day and age, it tacks on the feeling of "This is wrong on a whole other level" when it's just sex you don't want.

It's not the act that is traumatizing, it's the feeling of hopelessness mixed with the taboo of the act, it's extremely complicated to tack down "This is why something that doesn't normally make you feel bad, makes you feel bad now"
But that's just my two cents.

>>53676651
This is some borderline wholesome bullshit right here.

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>>53678812
Yes. Teddy is displeased.

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>>53679337
Only borderline wholesome? Guess I'll have to try harder.

>>53677959
That's...a good question.

>>53662955
Well senpai, how do we make friends with this wonderful person?

>>53679575
I like your way of thinking pal

>>53676651
Not gonna lie. I'd play in your group and I'd probably have a lot of fun doing so.

>>53679622

Talk to her? Seems to be working out for a couple of people from this thread.

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>>53679575
You fiend, although I mostly say that from slight jealousy.

>>53677959

Anything is swimable if you can float in it. Isn't semen just mostly water, anyway?

>>53677959
It should be, it's mostly water.

>>53680044
>>53679957
So is jello.

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>>53679704
>>53679870
If I didn't already have 7 players or if i had enough time in the week for a second game, I'd totally be spreading the wholesome love to my fellow fa/tg/uys.

Wholesome rpg love will find its way to you guys one day. Just keep believing.

>>53680056

You can wrestle in jello, too.

>>53680056
But semen even more so. And with less gelatine.

>>53680106
Tell that to my towel that has a ghost in it.

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>>53680119
A possessed piece of fabric!?

>>53680119
When water with non-water things in it evaporates, that shit is left behind. Sorta like how hard water leaves behind rock in your pipes.

>>53680139
Stupidworld Signamancy was a mistake

>>53621701

It would be kinda cringe if even one person wasn't onboard, but with everyone doing it it's kinda cute.

>>53680182
Yes, I've forgotten to take a piss after I've fapped before.

>>53643808

The gnome player has good tastes.

>>53657825
>dat DM
holy fuck

is she cute, anon?.

>>53620325
In his sex dungeon with costumes?

>>53680198
One time I played in That Group comprised of two couples and they kept trying to hook me up with the other single person in-game and pretty much at the table as well. We left together because they were assholes for unrelated reasons in and out of game and had a laugh because she's my best friend I'm queer as shit.

>>53680333

Well, at least there was a happy ending.

>>53680319

She's absolutely adorable.

>>53680391
That was a fucked up shitty night with shitty fucked up assholes that took months of bitching about to get over. Like every story of a narcisisstic power-couple and their inner circle put together.

>>53668584
>>53668594
>>53669197
>>53673639

Is it really a magical realm if you enjoy the fetishes? It doesn't help that I've had this chick bookmarked for literal months, and I've lurked in the background like a creeper. This all sounds fantastic.


>>53678471
This anon has the right idea. I'd ERP, but I never know how to get into a proper group on F-list, even after lurking the /tg/ channel.

>>53680528

Not to make ya think about that stuff more than ya want to, but any tidbits that are worth sharing with the thread?

>>53680531
>never know how to get into a proper group on F-list
Find people compatible with your fetishes. Talk/ERP with them to see if they're cunts or write exclusively in the 'would have' style. Repeat until you have enough mutually compatible people to form a group. Go 'hey nerds, wanna play some muhfuggin [insert system here]?' Fiddle with group composition as normal.

>>53680813
Fair enough. Can't blame you for that advice, seeing as it's what I should have been doing this whole time.

>>53680531

It makes it the most magical realm, my friend. The most magical of all. Also she says to message her because she's finding all kinds of interesting people to talk to thanks to this thread and it's helping distract her from her crappy life right now.

>>53680922
Already have noted her. Should I hit her up on chat instead?

>>53661819
Oh all the times I wished I could get into f-list, this is the timey-est.

>>53680613
It was right when 4e came out and they were OMGironic geeks with the same haircut and all that noise at the time, we must have been around 18 at the time. I was childhood friends with the dude but we fell out years before that when the awkward tweenage exploration went too far and because he became a massive fucking asshole. It didn't go magical realm or anything, they were just shitty people doing the usually shitty game-related couple shit and vindictive DMing to two people who had never played before and cracking in-jokes with some other couple I didn't really know that was part of their inner circle. This was while trying to hook my friend up with me and showing off their sextoy collection. I texted my friend under the table and she made an excuse to leave.

The game was garbage and no one was actually into it, we didn't talk to anyone in that circle again and even their outer circle of sycophants were getting tired of their shit. Somewhere in there they had kids and would hold gay ass "raves" after they went to bed or something and last I heard dude had an assault charge against one of them. The usual story.

>>53619604
My old DM ran a setting where centaurs kept raiding villages for women, really centaurs in general kept showing up throughout our campaigns in that setting.

>>53680900
It's good to know that my inability to roleplay my way out of a paper bag doesn't affect my ability to give basic advice.

>>53681661
I mean, I'm 80% sure that was a thing they did in the original myths. They're kinda like satyrs in that way.

>>53681778
Oh I'm aware, it's just that centaurs were really, really big for him. I'm pretty sure that setting existed half for his fetish and half for his totally-not-girlfriend's fetish, since her characters getting captured and raped (offscreen) by centaurs was like a once a campaign thing.

>>53680922
After reading through this thread I feel like the twist here is that you are your DM. It's the same person. Just the vibe I'm getting.
And if not, you better bone her irl because this sounds too good to be true.

>>53682452

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, we've only met online. That's the twist.

>>53682516
When has that ever stopped anybody? You think Romeo let a little walk keep him from Juliet? Did Wesley not travel the fucking oceans for years in search of that sweet Buttercup poon? You got it easier than Han Solo. At least your quest for pussy doesn't involve shooting dozens of soldiers in cold blood.
Get out there anon and make your dreams come true.

>>53682632
There's always the inevitable fat/crazy thing. They never really stop with the ERP and there's a lot of shit that comes with someone who even does it in the first place that doesn't always sync with your own issues.

>>53619604
I must confess I have a thing for dragongirls. I've kept it from coming up in the campaigns I've run though save for one.