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ITT we write a letter to the imperial hero Draigo.
one word per post. i'll start:

Dear,
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Necron
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Loving
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WhothefuckisDraigo?
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Hams
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>>50568400
Kill
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>>50568400
Topknotted
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>>50568400

Dildosucking
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Mcguffin
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Horsecock.
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>>50568400
Please
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With
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Devour
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My
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For
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Tzeentchloving
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With
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A
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Cactus.
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Niggertits
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Obama,
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Emperor
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The
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Slaan
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Is
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Blueberry
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No
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Loose.
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Anal
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Cats
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Come
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Jokaero
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Purity
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Partybus?
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Drizzle
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ponies
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Squats
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Fo'shizzle,
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Come
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Californication.
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Megaguirus
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Molest
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My
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Perturabo
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With
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Eclessiology
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Genestealer
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And
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Please.
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Sempai!
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It
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Notice
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Me
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Meeeeeee
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Is
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Me!
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Your
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Sincerely yours.
-Slaanesh
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Memes
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Come
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From
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PS:
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Back
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Rape
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Me
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Khornate
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Bronies.
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Style
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Magazine
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Dear Necron Loving,
Whothefuckisdraigo?
Hams kill topknotted, dildosucking McGuffing.
Horsecock, please with devourer my for tzeenchloving with a cactus.

Niggertits obama emperor the slann is blueberry, no loose anal. Cats come jokaero purity partybus? Drizzile pony squats foshizzle. Come, californication, Megaguirus molest my perturabo with ecclesiology. Genestealer and please senpai!

"Me, Meee is Me!" -yours sincerely yours slaneesh.

Memes come from
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>>50569579

You changed the pre-existing punctuation.

Now how will anal cats invade the Jokaero purity partybus?
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>>50569579
>Me, Meee is Me-Slaanesh 2016
best quote
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Best sentence right here.
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>>50569579
Holy shit. That actually sounds like somethin Slaneesh would write while being gangbanged by Nurglings.
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Love
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>>50569619
Im actually laughing out loud here.
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>>50569579
So, If I'm translating this correctly, Slannesh wants Draigo to kill Abbadon, and then Go engage in unspeakable carnal acts with it, citing that it does not have a loose anus.

Gee I couldn't think of a better end to the 13th Black Crusade myself.
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cute
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You
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>>50569712
Seems about right
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McDonalds
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PS: Back rape me, Khornate bronies.
Style magazine love, cute you McDonalds
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>>50569890
Well that's...sweet I guess?

Well considering That Slannesh usually doesn't even bother asking before having sex, let alone saying please, that's probably tantamount to a heartfelt love sonnet.
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>>50569947
I am having visions of Draigo and Slaneesh having kawaii vore sex while also eating big macs in the middle of a fashion show.

Nothing sweet about it, i reckon.

Goddammit /tg
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Vortex grenades
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>>50569712
>>50570028
>>50569947

I just had the Image of Abbadon laughing on Terra, about to finally pull the plug on the golden Throne, only for Draigo and Slannesh to ride in on a Demon at last second and decapitate him , and then turn around and ride off into the warp sunset, while Slannesh flips Khorne, Tzeench, and Nurgle the bird as they pass them by.

I don't know whether to laugh, puke, or dawwww.
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>>50569579
Do they get spam email in the 41st millennium? This reads like spam email. Or like the bot we had ages back before the time of captcha.
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>>50568400
HERESY
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>>50571113

Is this what scrapcode is?
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WRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!
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>>50569579
Inquisitor Apprentice: Sir! We have received a missive from Slaanesh to one of our own!

Inquisitor master: Did you run it through the translator?

Apprentice: Yes sir! <reads missive>

Master: Ah. I see. I'll retranslate using the go'ogle and send it to it's owner.

<several hours later, Draigo receives a missive>

My dearest Draigol,
I hope everything finds you well? Good. I extend to you my condolences on the loss of your cat. While we are enemies, I know you'll miss Blueberry, and hope that you can find a new friend to bring your murderous piety back up to speed, else this war will lose its interest.

Loves and kisses,

Slaanesh

Draigol: Stupid sneaky slaanesh.. <wipes away tear>
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benis
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>>50572311
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Next letter?
Dubs decide the next guy we write to
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Matt Ward
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>>50576028
stale
>>50574647
Vulkan?
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The God-Emperor
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>>50574647
Some Tau shit.
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>>50574647
Crud
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>>50574647
DIGGANOBZ
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>>50574647
Cato Sicarious
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>>50576288
DIGGANOBZ CONFIRMED

Dear...
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>>50576288
Let'a start then

Greetings
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Green
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OY
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Cosplayers
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How
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Cunt
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Boss
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WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
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Our
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pride,
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Fatchick
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Zog
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Crepuscular
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SPESS
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GROTZ!
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Green niggers
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Nigger
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Spaghetti
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Ork
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Dick
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DEMON GITS!!!!!!
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Gork
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>>50577434
och
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Mork
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Gay
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But,
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Better
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t.
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Faggoty
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WAZGRUB WURRZAG
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DAKKA!!!
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Teef
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Krumpiest
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suicide
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Dear...
Greetings Green OY Cosplayers How Cunt Boss WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
Our pride, Fatchick Zog Crepuscular SPESS GROTZ! Green niggers Nigger Spaghetti Ork Dick DEMON GITS!!!!!!
Gork och Mork Gay But, Better
t. Faggotry
WAZGRUB WURRZAG DAKKA!!!
Teef WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Krumpiest suicide

>the digganobz will actually understand exactly what this means
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>>50577705
>Gork och Mork Gay, But Better

kek
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>Greetings Green OY Cosplayers How Cunt Boss WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

Something about orks pretending to be orky, but the warboss is a cunt and his waaaagh not substantial enough to be a propper waaaagh.

>Our pride, Fatchick Zog Crepuscular SPESS GROTZ! Green niggers Nigger Spaghetti Ork Dick DEMON GITS!!!!!!

Something about space marines active in the night, and some sort of fat chick giving them a hard time? The next section about spaghetti ork dick and demons makes me think it might pertain to some sort of assault on Slaaneshi chaos space marines and some demons in their entourage.

>Gork och Mork Gay But, Better

Gork and mork may be in an erotic relationship but they still krump gitz.

>WAZGRUB WURRZAG DAKKA!!!
Teef WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Krumpiest suicide

A short reference to how Nazgrub Wurrzag died an orky death in a relatively big Waagh.

What the point of the missive is eludes me though the meaning does not.
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Dubs decide next letter
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God Emperor Of Mankind
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>>50578410
Fulgrim/Emperor's Children.
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Doomrider
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Angron
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Bastilius Gaius, of the Hive World Necromunda
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Sly Marbo
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>>50578488
Greetings,
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>>50578506
faggot!
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>>50578488
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
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>>50578513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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We
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>>50578540
see
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have
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>>50578540
are
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>>50578528
Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliaphobia
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of
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a
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Smelly pussy
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Your
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wig
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has
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scorpions
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Autism
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escaped
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from
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our
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the
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GIANT
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pizza
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lictor
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has
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your
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too
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much
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Khorne
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mushrooms
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and
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on
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and
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Dickbutts
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it
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ride
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Barking
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Gay
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in
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Boyz
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Side
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ass
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fucking
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I
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mayonnaise
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love
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you <3
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Baneblade
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you're
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my
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my
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waifu
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Literally
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Fucker.
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Moot
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Gaylord
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So,
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suckup
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when
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Dominique
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did
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his
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thing,
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maybe
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alright
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Hockyplockynockyhivilifilification
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but
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probably
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Gay niggers
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not,
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Sincerely,
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Ciaphas Cain
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Greetings, faggot!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We see have are Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliaphobia of a Smelly pussy. Your wig has scorpions.
Autism escaped from our the GIANT pizza lictor has your too much Khorne mushrooms and on and Dickbutts it ride Barking Gay in Boyz Side ass fucking. I mayonnaise love you <3 Baneblade you're my my waifu. Literally.
Fucker.
Moot Gaylord.

So, suckup, when Dominique did his thing, maybe alright, Hockyplockynockyhivilifilification, but probably.
Gay niggers not,

Sincerely,
Ciaphas Cain
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Ordo
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>>50579063
Faggotus
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>>50579031
kek
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Dubs decide next
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>>50579192
Ursarkar E. Creed
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>>50579192
Marneus Calgar
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WE
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>>50579192
Ghazghull
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>>50579192
Lorgar
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The Emperor
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>>50579192
the petulant manchild Perturabo
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Horus
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Cato Sicarius
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Mork
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>>50579192
Cultist-chan
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>>50579192
Twitch
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Gul'dan
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>>50579269
he got 69 we have to go with this
in the offchance i get dubs

Yarrick
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>>50579192
Commissar Yarrick
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>>50579192
Boss Snikrot
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Emperor-sama
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Squats
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>>50579192
The Omnissiah
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>>50579192
The Nightbringer
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>>50579192
Abaddon
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Trazyn
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>>50579192
Sigmar
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>>50579192
Kitten
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>>50579192
Nubby Nubs
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>>50579192
Russ
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>>50579192
Malchador
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>>50579192
Malal
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>>50579192
Goku
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>>50579192
The Squats
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>>50579192
I doubt this would get dubs but

Princess Celestia
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>>50579192
Lovecraft
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>>50579192
AKU
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>>50579192
Your mom.
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>>50579422
YOU
FUCKING
CUNT
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>>50579422
Oh GOD DAMMIT! COME ON!
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>>50579422
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand checked.
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>>50579192
Doomrider
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>>50579422
NIGGER YOU RUINED THE THREAD
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>>50579422
Aww shit I dodn't see this.
Okay, let's go.

Dear
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>>50579458
worthless
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>>50579422
Well fuck me that happened
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bitch
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>>50579458
Marshmallow
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Today
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>>50579458

Hotten-Blaugh
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-- Sincerely, /tg/
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I
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Blanche
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learned
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stranger
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horses
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sunken
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can
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Cum
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get
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1999
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rekt
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dubs
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on
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tonight
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/tg/
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>>50579031
Go Home, Ciaphas, You're drunk.
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excuse
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Sincerely,
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Unsincerely
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Emperor
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horsefuckers
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slaughter
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Toilet
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Horsefucker
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ANUSPLUNGER
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Pascal
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Can somebody close this letter already?
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Your faithful student,
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Fleshlight Sprinkle.
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>>50579734
Cockmountain jackson
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Dear worthless
Well fuck me that happened
Bitch Marshmallow: Today Hotten-Blaugh -- Sincerely, /tg/, I, Blanche learned stranger horses sunken can Cum get 1999 rekt dubs on tonight /tg/
Go Home,Ciaphas, Youre drunk.
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>>50579721
Dear worthless,

Well fuck me that happened bitch.
Marshmallow. Today, Hotten-Blaugh.
-- Sincerely, /tg/

I, Blanche, learned stranger horses sunken can Cum get 1999 rekt dubs on tonight /tg/.
Go Home, Ciaphas, You're drunk. Excuse.

Sincerely.
Unsincerely, Emperor horsefuckers slaughter. Toilet.
Horsefucker "ANUSPLUNGER" Pascal.
Can somebody close this letter already?

Your faithful student,
Fleshlight Sprinkle Cockmountain Jackson
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>>50579422
GET THE BOOK
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>>50579822

Dubs? Our next letter is to "The Book", which I interpret to mean "The Black Library".

I'll start:

Dear Juggalos:
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NERDS!
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I
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>>50579884
Eat
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please
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stop
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>>50579927
Shit
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Tzenetech
>>
I
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clowns
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can't
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fingering
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take
>>
too
>>
some
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defenestrate
>>
Me
>>
time?
>>
Dark
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Anal tickler
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it
>>
anymore.
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armless
>>
Sometimes
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Failbaddon
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repercussions
>>
Let
>>
of
>>
Disney
>>
pussyfuck
>>
midget
>>
me
>>
go
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Machines
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please.
>>
Magnus
>>
You
>>
Everything
>>
fucked
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>>50579884
not the black library the book of grudges
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teenage
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wasteland
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Niggers
>>
are
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Cunts
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hoo-haw
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concilliatory
>>
OhMYGODPLEASEHELPMETHE ORKSAREMAKINGMETYPEFORTHEMSENDHELPPLEASE!
>>
WE
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>>50579808
Blitzkrieg
>>
Hamburger
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of doom
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>>50580819
Sincerly yours
-The Warhammer fandom
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Next dubs get letter, i will start.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Strahd
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Angron
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how about this cunt
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>>50583135
Who's he?
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Darth Vader
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Fulgrim
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Horus
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Slaneesh
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The Tau Empire
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Khorne
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>>50584077

Dear
>>
U mad?
>>
How
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Is
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Life
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Scumsucking
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assmunching
>>
poop.



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