>>49228379
Found it, been refreshing.


>B) Train in two fields moderately (Melee weapons like swords/Kauni/ect, Hand seals)

>>49228379
>B) Train in two fields moderately
Melee weapons and taijutsu
>E) send Momo a text saying we took out another guy that was to big for his britches

>>49228510
>>49228379
Does Taijutsu affect our ability to fight with weapons? How does Tai/Bukijutsu work? Should we focus on just one, or should we level both?

>>49228554
Strength affects both, but they're not mutually exclusive.

>>49228379
>B.train taijustu and weapons moderately

>>49228588
>A) Cooking
Never again.

>>49228646
Can we intensely train cooking in our off time?

>>49228379
>B) Train in two fields moderately (Specify)
Taijutsu
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd
Genjutsu

Just because being able to put off someones senses or make them see double and then smacking in the face would be a cool mix

>>49228670
>Even at home we must serve

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>49228379
HI, COUNTRY!

>B) Train in two fields moderately. (melee weapons, hand seals)
>E) Talk with Momo over texts.

>>49228884
But melee weapons and hand seals have no synergy

>>49228900
Yes they do? Country said in the other thread they did.

>>49228900
Your face has no synergy!

>>49228919
Wasnt paying attention and missed it then

How do they have synergy?

>>49228952
unless I'm wrong. I thought Hand-seals were also the fucking things you could write onto paper and do that.

>>49228966
You're wrong
Seals would be a completely different section, fuinjutsu.

Hand seals are a pretty non-important stat unless you go for a very ninjutsu focused character, it's your ability to carry out complex hand seals and how fast you do it. At higher levels it also allows for one handed seals and eventually no handed like the third.

>>49228434
>>49228510
>>49228613
You alternate between training your bukijutsu and taijutsu evenly, focusing on melee weapons when you do train bukijutsu. You manage to get private training with a bukijutsu instructor for your staff and tonfa training, some tokubetsu jounin who specializes in teaching, a friend of your father. The day one which you're supposed to meet your team at the training fields for your mission briefing, you wake up in a fair bit of pain. You figure it's due to a week of nonstop training, and slowly make your way to the field.

On the way there, you get yet another messaging from Momo. The two of you have been messaging each other quite a lot recently, as her fangirlism has gone to the next level after you shared the details of your fight with Mayuto with her. You've been pretty tame in your messaging, but she's certainly been... interesting. Innocent, but interesting.

You reach the training fields to find only Hakurin there, you are a bit early, so you figure sensei and Jimmaru will be a long soon enough. The two of you greet each other cheerily, and wait for the other two members of your team.

>A) Tell Hakurin about your encounter with senesei

>B) Remain quiet

Sorry for any delay, had to take out the trash.

>>49229038
This is correct, one-handed and no-handed seals to sync well with bukijutsu though.

>>49228966
>>49228952
>>49229038
Hand seals skill can mean three things as far as I can tell.
1) Doing handseals faster (Itachi could make handseals so fast he did it in the middle of throwing a cloud of shuriken without his opponent, who has a sharingan, noticing)
2) Not having to do as many (Zabuza had to do 47 seals for a water dragon, Tobirama could just clap his hands, Sasuke starts out having to do seals for the chidori and later can just do it on command, Haku only needed one hand for ice jutsu, Naruto only used one hand for shadow clones)

>>49229038
>>49229073

God damn it. Then I fucked up with my vote.

>>49229045
>A) Tell Hakurin about your encounter with senesei

Country, I thought Hand seals were the fucking Ink and paper shit.

>>49229066
Ah thats true, didnt think about the applications of no-hand seals with weapons.

Mainly because it's such a rare skill that the only known person was the third who was a prodigy when it came to jutsu.

Would require a lot of time spent on but if anons could get behind it it could be good.

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>>49229112
I don't read moonrune. I read freedom, but if this >>49229066 happens its good.

>>49229108
Hand Seals are your father's specialty.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11133579

>>49229085
there's a lot of confusion about seals in Naruto, because the english version translated at least four different things as "sealing".
Hand-seals, seals, jutsu formula, and curse marks are all "sealing", but all completely different things.
Hand seals are obvious,
Jutsu formulas are written down hand seals for fast execution of complicated techniques,
Seals are for "sealing" things away (like bijuu in jinchuuriki, weapons in scrolls, etc...),
Curse marks are a type of ninjutsu that leaves lasting impressions and acts on conditions (AKA curses)

>>49229185
ya I thought it was all one big branch. Then again I watched to the Fortress of death and Naruto getting Hinata. So its my fault.

>>49229185
>Hand Seals
Are Hand Seals
>Jutsu Formulas
I'm not sure what you mean by this, do you have some examples?
>Seals for sealing
Is Fuinjutsu
>Curse marks
Are Juinjutsu
There's also Jujutsu, which is kind of like Juinjutsu, but it's not well defined.

>>49229085
Sorry for the delay, I'm a little busy tonight.
>Writing now

>>49229254
The scroll kakashi used in the Zabuza fight, the scrolls in the chun exams, the special kunai Minato used. They're all ninjutsu, but in written form. Kakashi used his scroll to instantly summon several dogs underground and have them spring out, the heaven and earth scrolls cast paralysing ninjutsuif opened prematurely and summoned a linked ninja if used in the tower, the special kunai acted as anchor points for spacetime ninjutsu, letting Minato teleport to them at will.

As an aside, there's no ink involved in Fuinjutsu, just blood and chakra. Orochimaru and Minato both used seals just by slapping the ground and having them appear, and one Kakashi used on Sasuke was drawn entirely in his own blood because he wasn't good enough to just do it with no prep. Seals CAN be written down, carved into things, and tattooed, but only as a matter of planning and convienience, like Orochimaru tattooing himself with summoning seals so he could bring the snakes out even without being able to move his hands.

>>49229386
>goes to take a shit
>misses a vote

Goddammit, and now Jiraiya's making us spill our spaghetti. Thanks, Jiraiya-sensei.

>>49229534
Take my Spaghetti you whore.

>>49229386
You drum up your confidence to tell Hakurin about your encounter the previous week with Hōōmaru-sensei and her supposed date who turned out to be her brother. When you finally do say something, Hakurin snaps out of her uncharacteristic quietness around you. What she says shakes you to the core. "I can't believe you would think Hōōmaru-sensei was dating her brother just because you and your sister are so involved!" she huffs at you. This is a full 360 from her greeting earlier and it confuses you. You start blustering to explain yourself when you're blinded by a flash. Jimmaru has jumped out of the bushes, camera in hand, and flashed a picture of your surprise. You feel sensei's hand on your shoulder, and spin to face her.

"Nice work Hakurin," she says, cattily smiling at your teammate. You understand that your team was all involved in a conspiracy to embarrass you for how you embarrassed sensei last week.

>A) Get over it

>B) Plan something to get back at them

>>49229587
Sorry, but I prefer big, beefy hot dogs to skinny, flimsy noodles like yours. :^|

>>49229611
>A)

Thanks, Jiraiya-Sensei. :^|

>>49229611
>B) Plan something to get back at them
Nah, Fuck that shit. We gonna beat her ass.

>>49229611
A
Knowing this quest what we do will probably backfire,hard.

So what animal do you guys think we have potential of getting a contract with so far?

>>49229676
No summons, bad anon.

>>49229676
I'm thinking Toad

>>49229687
But anoooooon, wooolllllvves

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>>49229676
I knew this day would come.

>>49229611
>B) Plan something to get back at them

Eventually

>>49229709
You would fagget

I'm thinking rats or owls but my inner tigers saying bunny rabbit

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>>49229637
>>49229657
>Writing.
>>49229657
>Knowing this quest what we do will probably backfire,hard.

>>49229676
So we don't really know how to interact with pepole are pretty good at fighting and are probably somewhat addicted to it (as shown by us trying to force Sensai to spar with us by attacking her) I don't know who that would fit

>>49229766
Weak ass Rats, Owls and Rabbits. Fuck outta here. Toad or Snake is where it is at.

>>49229806
Jiraiya don't underestimate rabbits. They can fuck your shit 20 different ways in 5 seconds

>>49229806
Too old school

This the future son, lets summon robots or new-age AIDS

>>49229833
>>49229822

Spiders?

>>49229806
>>49229822
>>49229833
>>49229871
>>49229790
How about we summon fucks to give about summoning. Oh wait, there aren't any!

>>49229911
Clearly there are some due to the fucks shown by all the people you are replying to.

>>49229871
Pandas. Crocodiles. Bears.

>>49229911
Well summoning is actually important,can lead to bullshit,a lot of top ninjas know it, and it can actually be useful. Though we probably won't impress any contract until we go to the forest of death

>>49229778
You sigh, and figure that you're best off not plotting to get back at the rest of your team. You just shake your head, and apologize to Hōōmaru-sensei for assuming that the guy she was with with her boyfriend instead of her brother. After she makes you apologize a few times, clearly reveling in the trolling she put you through; Hōōmaru-sensei reveals what your newest mission is. You'll be going to the Land of Hot Springs to assassinate a target in the countryside there.

You'll be departing tomorrow, and heading to this apparent drug lord's lavish manor in the conifer forests of the Land of Hot Springs. Your target leads in the distribution of illicit substances in the Lands of Hot Water, Lightning, Rice Paddies, and Water. Sensei gives your teammates leave to go, before apologizing to you one-on-one for the embarrassment you were dealt. When you get home, it's time to pack for tomorrow.

>A) Pack light (5 kunai, 15 shuriken, 10 explosive tags, civilian clothing)

>B) Pack medium (20 kunai, 50 shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, a civilian or a ninja outfit)

>C) Pack heavy (35 kunai, 75 kunai, a roll of explosive tags, a pack of smoke bombs, a ninja outfit)

And

>What does your outfit consist of?

And

>Will you message Momo before heading out?

>>49230028
B
Dress in normal ninja gear wear non descript no flashy clothes
Tell her to not text us for the next few weeks or something like that

>>49230097
I should have specified, but this won't take as long as your last mission.

>>49230028
I'll just vote this guy.>>49230097

>>49230028
>B) Pack medium
Flame shirt

>>49230097
Second this except tell her will be away for a mission maybe?

>>49230119
Still would help if shit hits the fan hard and we have to lay low

>>49230097
this with an explanation to momo, that we're going on a mission, no details as to where or what for though.

>>49230028
>B) Pack medium (20 kunai, 50 shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, a civilian or a ninja outfit)
Wear a semi-pow key ninja outfit.

Also let momo know we're going on a mission and where, but no other specifics

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>>49230133
>>49230144
>>49230167
>>49230166
You decide not to pack too much or too little when you get home, and pack a few dozen kunai and shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, and your tonfa. The next morning, shunshin'ing your way to the village's main gate, you message Momo that you'll be going on a mission for a while, and ask for her not to message you until you message her. She sends back a promise punctuated by "<3's" before you get to the village gate. For once, you're the last one to arrive, and Hakurin's byakugan are active when you get there. "So Kuro, how's the girlfriend?" she says with the most annoying expression and inflection.

>A) Sarcastic

>B) She's not my girlfriend

>C) Something else

>>49230323
A
B

>>49230323
>A) Sarcastic

>>49230323
>C) Something else
She's alright, why do you ask?

>>49230323
>A)

"Better than your boyfriend."

>>49230323
>C) Something else
I don't know, how are you?

>>49230323
I'll back dice for once. >>49230438

>>49230363
>>49230372
>>49230438
"She's just as good as your boyfriend," you tell her, "nonexistent." She deflates from her high horse, and Jimmaru high-fives you.

Sensei gives and uncomfortable laugh, "I don't know if that was an amazing slam or cringe-worthy self-insult, Kuro..." You leave the village, heading for the Land of Hot Water, which you should reach within the day if you keep up a good pace. Your team travels in relative quiet, and you cross the border as the sun sets. You could set up camp now, or keep heading to the Village Hidden in Hot Springs, which you would reach late tonight.

>A) Set up camp here

>B) Keep going

>>49230588
>B) Keep going

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>>49230500
>mfw Jiraiya backs me

>>49230588
>nonexistent
Jesus, Kuro, that hit too close to home even for my own insult.

>B)

>>49230588
>B) Keep going
Might as well

>>49230588
B

>>49230617
>>49230620
>>49230692
>>49230699
Your team continues on to the main village in the Land of Hot Water, the Village Hidden in Hot Springs. You reach there just before midnight, and everyone is so tired that you're ready to fall asleep as soon as your heads hit the pillows where ever you're staying. Sensei picks out a less than luxurious motel on the outskirts of the village, telling your team that you'll be heading out as soon as you're awake in the morning.

The next morning, you awake to sensei shaking Jimmaru, who repeated tells her "Piss off mom, it's a Saturday, there is no academy!" Sensei looks over at you with a sinister glint in her eye. And asks if you would kindly help her wake up your teammate. You agree, and use weak water style to splash him awake. Jimmaru sits up and starts complaining to the both of you.

After that diversion, you leave Hidden Hot Springs, and off to the target's manse deep in the humid, pine-covered hills of the Land of Hot Water. When you reach there, Hōōmaru-sensei gives your team your assignments. Jimmaru and Hakurin (using a new kind of contact to conceal her identity) will pose as servants, while sensei poses as a 'special employee' to infiltrate the manse. You will scout out the surrounding area to find weaknesses in the perimeter before sensei gives you the go-ahead to enter the residence, and do the deed when the time comes.

Sensei hooks all of you up with small headsets, skin-tone, to communicate easily with each other. You hide in the treeline, a view over the front gate, and watch and listen in to the conversation. Sensei introduces the three of them and their roles, to the guard there, who lets them in, after saying that they got one thing wrong. Hōōmaru and Hakurins' roles are switched.

>A) Do something about that

>B) Follow orders, hang back

>C) Something else

>We find the guy were supposed to kill
>we have to fight ten jonin
>we role several 100s and solo them all
>the kage shows up
>we solo him to
Or
>we roll a nat 1 and get ambushed and put into infinite genjustu prison

>>49230999
>B) Follow orders, hang back

>>49230999
>B)

>>49230999
B
Our Sensai is posing as a prostitute isn't she

>>49231061
She was supposed to

>>49230999
>B) Follow orders, hang back
"special employee"

>>49230999
>B) Follow orders, hang back
It'll work itself out

>>49231027
>>49231029
>>49231061
>>49231100
>>49231129
Letting your teammate possibly get prostituted
>Writing

>>49231198
For once, complete unity.

>>49231198
Shes a whore anyway. Fuck'em, I'm bitter at the whole team anyway.

>>49231252
>you guys voted for Kuro to call Sensei's brother her boyfriend
>don't expect retribution for that

Jiraiya-sensei, please.

>>49231277
I didn't expect her to enlist our team-mates in making us look bad. I hope she gets knocked up too.

I'm a bitter Drunk, I hope she is forced to retire and give birth as well.

>>49231198
You hang back, though it pains you to do so. You camp out in the woods for a few days, avoiding patrols, probing the mansion's outer grounds, and waiting for sensei's signal. In many aspects, it's like this is your first solo mission. Listening to the chatter from the mansion, Hakurin stays mostly silent, and Jimmaru comments mostly on how hard it would be to get in, spending a lot of time outside due to being on the garden staff. Hōōmaru-sensei keeps everyone on-task, while trying her best to find a window to kill the target.

You mostly chalk up on your survival skills and basics while waiting. After almost a week, longer than you expected, you see sensei's signal set off, and you skirt the property to get there. She talks to you through a small window in the basement. It's late at night, and now's your chance to sneak in and kill the target.

>A) Sneak in, go straight for him

>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible

>C) Wait for a better chance

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>>49231305
Holy god, Jiraiya, calm down.

>>49231386
>A) Sneak in, go straight for him
In and out before anyone even notices

>>49231386
>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible

>>49231403
I hope nobody supports the kid either and he ends up growing up bitter and old as well without a father to shitpost on N-Chan.

>>49231305
That's it, you've lost your waifuing privileges for a month. Hakurin is getting hugged next time we see her and so is Momo when we see her at the Exams, and you can't stop it.

>>49231386
>A)

>>49231386
>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible

>>49231445
Make that 3 months, you shit. We're waifuing Hakurin and Momo and you can't stop it.

>>49231470
>Waifuing 2 people

OH NO, WHATEVER WOULD WE DO. CLEARLY I WOULD NEVER WANT THAT.

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>>49231451
>when we see her at the Exams

>>49231386
>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible

>>49231479
Fuck, that's right, goddammit.

Country, we need to punish Jiraiya without hurting the rest of us. What's your i-
>>49231495
No, fuck off with your SEELE bullshit.

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>>49231518
Alright, I'll do that. I won't do that.

>>49231495
>You thought it was Momo texting you, but it was I, the Kazekage!
PUPPETEER OF THE HEART NO JUTSU!

>>49231538
I feel you actually switch personalities when you post SEELE and Gendo pics and you're secretly plotting against your opposing personalities.

>>49231541
While there is/will be such a thing as Heart Puppeteer Jutsu which isn't actual puppetry no, it's not the Kazekage, it's really her. For now.

>>49231518
Betray me and fall for Country's plans Dice, WHO WILL YOU FOLLOW?

Either way get in the fucking robot

>>49231572
When do we need to 'assassinate' the KazeKage's flower mate?

>>49231445
Jiraiya calm down
We would obviously be forced to support the kid since we're rich,probably have a bright future in ninjaing,probably won't abuse them,probably won't cursed seal them, and is her student

>>49231386
>we just missed a week of hanging out in the woods texting with our waifu about our teammate getting gangbanged
Tears like raindrops, lost in the wind.

>>49231615
That's even worse, Why would you take care of a whore's kid? Anon please, no Cucking in quest.

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>>49231570
That's ridiculous, Dice.
>>49231445
>>49231458
>>49231505
Roll me 1d20, first five count. How well you do is based on the rolls, more dice required but lower performance requirements because you chose caution.

>>49231596
>Wanting to kill waifu for no reason
Jiraiya I think you need to stop drinking

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>49231541
Suna doesn't have muscular blonde men to my knowledge.

That reminds me, can't remember if it was this quest where it was discussed, but the Raikage needs to be a blonde Aryan titty monster for reasons.
>>49231572
You're starting to turn into the Izaya to my Shizuo, Laze.
>>49231596
>useless kid who doesn't know what he wants and socially is a fucking hedgehog

Yeah, that fits me. I'll fall for Country's plans, I guess, since he's Gendo.
>>49231640
Fuck, now I'm gay for Kaworu!Country.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>49231640
No Cucking permitted, and No gay angels either.

>stuck on a 30 second timer.
Fuck me

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>49231640

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>49231640

>>49231663
I blame Jiraiya's comments towards Hakurin for this roll.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>49231640
Oh boy

>>49231663
......................................why

>>49231656
Mate Flower as in her virgin body. Have you never heard the term?

>>49231663
betrayals gets you 1's, remember that Dice.

>>49231663
>time to be extra cautious
>trips on the windowframe and falls into the gong collection

>>49231663
Now I need a 1d100 rolled. First three. 55 DC to win the fight, 70 to do so without raising any alarm.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>49231727
THIS IS ALL DICES FUCKING FAULT.

>>49231701
Because I tried to rebel against Gendo!Country and Gendo!Jiraiya while also trying to not be gay for Kaworu!Country.
>>49231716
You wanted Hakurin to become a gutter slut, I'm going to betray you for that regardless of roll.
>>49231717
I guess this mission has gong wrong now.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>49231727
Go go!

>>49231667
JIRAIYA THIS YOUR FALLUT. I BLAME YOU AND YOU WHOLE HEARTDLY. SENSAI IS GOING TO GET PREGNANT AND WERE GOING TO HAVE TO SUPPORT THE CHILD

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>49231727
>>49231736
Well, guess I'll just go back to being the useless Bull in Masks.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>49231727

>>49231758
I can only accept the will of the dices, dice. You are a good man, so they speak.

>>49231748
But of course. Its always the man drinking, not the booze itself.

>>49231758
You did it yay

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>>49231758
I would thank you Dice, but it's your fault you're in this situation in the first place.

>Writing

>>49231758
>>49231783
>>49231786

>I cause the gong-off fuck-up
>I then fix it with a 95

I don't know if the gods are merciful or simply pedantic. Also, I wouldn't use 'good man' to describe the person I am.

>>49231758
And lo, the dice giveth and the dice taketh away. Praise be the dice.

>>49231796
That's fair. Usually, if something goes wrong in my tabletop games, either I caused it when I fix it or I'm in no position to fix it so nothing new.

>>49231798
Its not what you'd prefer Gutter Dumpster but the dice have willed it as you've been able to fix your mistake Dice.

>>49231826
Trust me, this'll come back around to fuck us somehow. I just know it.

>>49231847
You mean it'll come back around to fuck Hakurin.

>>49231847
>we kill the kage's kid starting ninja war whatever-number-this-time

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>>49231864
>I can never fix my mistakes
>Everything I do wrong eventually comes back to screw us over
>There will never be a victory for us due to my fuck-ups
>mfw

>>49231864
Nah man don't cuck jimmaru he's kind of our only friend

>>49231871
>Not wanting a world war
It's like you don't want to distinguish ourselves on the field of battle and temper our soul during the death of our friends and companions

>>49231796
Sensei opens the window for you, her maid gloves leaving no fingerprints, and closes it as you head up the stairs to a side foyer. Your navy blue short-sleeved jumpsuit keeps you well concealed in the dark hallways, but being hard to see doesn't help when you walk face first into the back of a guard wandering the halls right after exiting the basement. Before the man reacts, you bury a kunai in his neck, and throw him down the stairs, where sensei will hide the corpse. You continue through the halls, evading a number of patrols.

You have to wallwalk your way up a wall to the second floor, spidering your way around a staircase sneaking right past a guard patrolling with a drawn sword. Your way after that to the main bedroom is quite easy, you don't come close to anymore patrols, and get a short radio message from sensei that her and Jimmaru have made it out of the mansion. The master bedroom has surprisingly little security, and when you get in there the lights are off. Your target is in front of you, bearing down on Hakurin. The mogul of the underground is clothed only in a towel, and Hakurin is in her undergarments. It's a rather disturbing site. It seems he heard the door open.

>A) Kill him before he turns (25)

>B) Wait till he turns and kill him (10)

>C) Kill him in the flashiest way possible (35)

>>49231945
>A) Kill him before he turns (25)
REEEE

>>49231945
>A)

No more. Also,
>D)
Once he's dead, apologize to Hakurin for taking so long and for seeing her like... this.

>>49231871
Please, I don't intend for the war to be sparked in part one. Fucking up that badly is statistically impossible.

>>49231932
As if he ever had a chance with Hakurin. He can pick her up on the rebound.

>>49231945
>C) Kill him in the flashiest way possible (35)

>>49231973
>fucking up that bad is statistically impossible

Country, please, remember who here just rolled a 1. Anything terrible is possible with me.

>>49231945
>A) Kill him before he turns (25)

>>49231932
You have plenty of friends. Shirou, sensei, Hakurin, Jimmaru, Momo, Nemui, Chuui, Sakutai, Ryuko, tentatively Tenburo.

>>49231945
A

>>49232003
I feel like we're just that awkward guy they keep around out of pity excluding Momo who for some reason likes us.

>>49232023
Hakurin is the Girl who has the ALL SEEING EYES, Right?

Isn't she 11/12 like us, The fuck?

>>49232040
Hakurin is twelve, you're eleven. Momo is ten

>>49232040
Hakurin is the Hyuga pervert. All Hyuga are perverts, do not deny the truth.

>>49232065
Oh ya no, We're gonna kill his ass for touching our female. I'd also rather not explain to the Clan heads what happened to there daughter on the first assassination mission.

>>49232080
Must protect waifus, always protect waifus.

Waifus are Hakurin, Momo, and Sensei. Must protect waifu trio.

>>49232099
You mean Sensei, Momo, and Shirou The TRUE trinity!

>>49231966
>>49231970
>>49232000
>>49232017
Reveal to me your 1d100's! First three.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>49232165
SATAN GUIDE MY DICK

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>49232156
>Fucking our sister
Anon, would you fuck your sister IRL? No? Okay, then stop trying to fuck Kuro's sister. :^|
>>49232165

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>49232165
H-here I go

>>49232099
>>49232156
>Multiple waifus

That's it, you just killed your mom.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>49232165

>>49232196
Our mother dones't want a big family? Shitty Mom then.

>>49232188
Yes.
>>49232196
We are the Transmigration of Jiraiya

>>49232188
Stop making assumptions.

>>49232193
Well, you succeeded, that's better than me on most occasions.
>>49232196
That's it, I'm betraying you for Jiraiya. Nah, I would prefer just waifuing Momo honestly.
>>49232211
>anon admits to wanting to fuck his sister
Okay then.

>>49232196
>Walk into the house
>Sweet talking three different women
>One of them is our sensei
>The other is our sister
>The third is some foreign shinobi whose mouth is practically glued to our neck
>All are blushing and giggling and saying innuendos
>Mom's in the kitchen

Wat do, /tg/?

>>49232196
.....and now dads broken forever. After he had just been notified that he would probably become the next hokage. Now he has to quit ninjaing to work on the restaurant chain so our family dosen't lose our house

>>49232188
>Dice gets highest roll again
Social rolls soon guys, rip Kuro's shitty social standing

>>49232250
No, just wait. My luck will reverse and go back into the gutter.

>>49232156
>>49232211
Anon your the reason mom died

>>49232240
Clearly I get the fuck up for another bottle of Whiskey and keep on with the Quest.

>>49232237
Dice, we can have ALL the women. Stop denying your desires as Alpha.

>>49232242
We might carry pasta in our pockets, but we're trained ninja. Protection duty for all the ladies.

>>49232270
>Alpha

I didn't realize sad pieces of shit could be Alphas.

>>49232181
>>49232188
>>49232193
You run the bastard through with the guard's sword you picked up, lodging the blade firmly into his back, through his lung and heart, and out the front of his chest. You apologize to Hakurin for seeing her like this, and taking so long, before asking if she's okay. She confirms she is, and is immensely grateful to you. She throws a slip on that she apparently got here on before hugging you. You tell sensei via radio that the mission is accomplished, and that you and Hakurin are ready to leave. She gives you the go ahead.

>Roll me 1d20's to stealth out, first six this time around.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>49232282
Grab life by the balls Dice, and step forward into glory. Hold your chest high and get all the bitches, or get a good job and find a nerdy wife. Either way, You're the top for somebody,

>>49232302
rip

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>49232302

>>49232270
Jiraiya stop drinking
Stop being a harem shit
Keep worshiping pasta

>>49232282
>>49232269
>>49232250
>>49232242
Maybe I should stop posting Eva and Kyubey images. It may be affecting morale.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>49232302

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>49232302

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>49232302
>>49232324
Its not, keep doing it.

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>>49232324
What's your favorite...Scary movie?

>>49232319
Anon, Man's best friend is Whiskey and women. Or a combination of those, even more so when you work in the sun all day out in the country.

>>49232324
Just kill the guy in the front of the squad and moral will return.

>>49232319
Told you, Jiraiya, right back to shit with me.
>>49232324
Nah, that's just me in general.

>>49232324
No it's fine

>>49232350
Alien probably.
>I just need two more rolls.

>>49232353
Fine than you can keep the whiskey
Just stop being a harem shit

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>49232382

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>49232302

>>49232350
Has Sword Art Online released a movie yet? If so, that one.
>>49232353
My best friends are tabletop games, video games, and tabletop friends who put up with my shittiness.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>49232382

>>49232407
Its okay Dice, I'm your friend now. Wither you like it or fucking not

>>49232388
Get Trips and I'll stop.

>>49232424
Why do you choose shitty people for friends? Does the shit just attract you?

>>49232314
>>49232318
>>49232328
>>49232339
>>49232344
>>49232402
I need 3d100's. First three. DC 45 to win, 60 to stay hidden while winning.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>49232440
SATAN GUIDE MY DICK

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>49232440

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>49232440

>>49232437
Because even shitty people are humans Dice and need friendship. Otherwises they hang themselves and nobody finds out until the body starts stinking.

>>49232464
Well Oh mother fucking k. Good job anon.

>>49232459
>Got a 4 on a d20
>Now a 26 on a d100.
Told you, Jiraiya-sensei, I fucked up.
>>49232464
Now the luck has gone to you.

>>49232505
Shh Dice, We all get bad rolls. Besides Country isn't gonna kill us on the FIRST 1. Only on the second.

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>>49232458
>>49232459
>>49232464
>3d100
Okay now, try again.

Rolled 69, 28, 13 = 110 (3d100)

>>49232557
COUNTRY WHY?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>49232557
SATAN GUIDE MY DICK

Rolled 45, 48, 44 = 137 (3d100)

>>49232541
Just wait.
>>49232557

Rolled 42, 60, 42 = 144 (3d100)

>>49232557
Damn you! be more specific!

>>49232541
>Country isn't gonna kill us on the FIRST 1. Only on the second.
Not until the Chunin Exams.

>>49232578
Good man.

>>49232564
>>49232573
>>49232576
Well, you only barely failed the last one...

>Writing

>>49232607
Oh god, Are we gonna get molested by Perv-Clan? I was ill-prepared for this.
You said 3d10, Everything was 100+?

>>49232578
If you think I'm worried about you killing us on 1s in the Chunin Exams, you don't understand what I care about.

Please don't hurt Momo. Kill Kuro if you have to, just don't hurt Momo.

>>49232636
>implying Momo won't be the one killing us
All's fair in love and war, and the chunin exams are BOTH!

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>>49232714
That's fine, as long as our prime directive is not violated.
>filename related to the prime directive.

>>49232728
Your out of your mind.
If that bitch comes at us, kuros gonna grind her head against a tree til theres nothing but a bloody red paste

>>49232728
I'd rather fuck her mouth.

>>49232728
But wouldn't she be disappointed if we didn't really try our hardest to murder her?

>>49232751
That'll just turn her on!

>>49232728
Why do I suddenly feel like punching someone through the chest?

>>49232728
We need to try and murder her i the Exams, because its our job. She'll do the same to us, then afterwords High-five.

>>49232759
Chrushing her head into a gory mush would turn her on?
The fuck is wrong with her?!

>>49232751
No, fuck you. She loves us too much to attack us.
>>49232756
No, bad, anon, bad. Just awful.

She would probably be up for it.
>>49232771
Because Aizen should die for bullying Momo.
>>49232781
Stop encouraging beating up the girl I like, Jiraiya, I know you're just trying to have her "accidentally" killed by us.

I don't see why people hate Momo.

She's in a worse situation than we are. Not only is she socially awkward, but she also isn't a particularly powerful combatant. We should endeavor to be her friend, just like we hope others would endeavor to be ours.

>>49232805
I don't want her to die though? Its honestly just unfair of us to treat somebody any different because we'd have 'feelings' towards her. She'd want us to go all out and I plan on voting for said option because its the respectful thing to do. Favoritism kills.

>>49232819
>Just her friend
>Not her partner and the only person who understands her well enough to want to love her

Come on, anon, if you want to love her, then love her.

>>49232607
You fall upon the first guard you come by, right outside his master's chambers. You drive a kunai across the man's throat and push him into the room before rushing down the hall, towards the window you'll escape from. You go through the window, but Hakurin has to push a guard through after you, the man landing three stories below, though he lands in a flowerbed, not raising any alarm. You and Hakurin rush to the wall, where you'll jump from and escape back into the woods, eventually heading back into the Land of Fire under cover of darkness. You both prepare to jump, before a large fist sails into your stomach. A guard has found you, and the alarm has been raised. You aim to kick him, but he manages to sweep your leg, knocking you off the wall. You brace yourself, escaping with minimal damage, aside from a few bruises. The guard follows in short order, landing on his head with a sickening crack. Hakurin lands next to him, and offers a hand to help you up.

You accept, and dart off into the woods, meeting sensei and Jimmaru after nearly an hour of travel. Hōōmaru-sensei shows you a map, explaining that you'll skirt around Hidden Hot Springs, and reenter the Land of Fire early tomorrow morning. The plan goes accordingly, and your tired group crosses the border just after five am that morning. Sensei pushes you onward, and you make it to the Hidden Leaf by the early afternoon. Normally you wouldn't sleep at one pm, but you're too exhausted when you do get home.

The next morning, there's a message to your team from Hōōmaru-sensei, telling you all to meet in front of Hokage Monument at 10am.

>A) That's too early... message her back requesting to meet later

>B) They know where I live, they'll find me...

>C) Go there at the appointed time

>D) Something else

>>49232805
That is cute, you're gonna get us killed by her. Then she'll have to live with having killed the only person that could have loved her, you're a monster.

>>49232819
I think thats just people trying to hard friend zone her. soon as a girls chosen it should loosen up.

>>49232850
>D)
Send Momo a message saying that we're back and that we're okay.
>C)

>>49232850
>>C) Go there at the appointed time

>>49232850
>C

Gg somebodyfucked us

>>49232858
>the only person that could have loved her,
She does have parents.
>>49232838
>Favoritism kills.
Good thing I don't show favoritism.
>>49232805
>She would probably be up for it.
As up for that as any ten year old would be.
>>49232771
You stabbed the druglord through the back, a la Aizen.

>>49232850
>C) Go there at the appointed time

>>49232905
In eight years, she'll be up for it, Laze.

>>49232924
I mean, she's a ninja, so she's legal. But that doesn't change the fact she's ten.

>>49232924
Why the fuck did I just call you Laze... Sorry, Country. ;;
>>49232933
Again, in eight years, and again, sorry for calling you Laze.

>>49232905
So she also has a weird family love thing going on like with kuro and his sister? fuck, maybe kuro and momo are made for each other.

>You stabbed the druglord through the back, a la Aizen.
Nice

>>49232850

>C) Go there at the appointed time

>>49232962
>head-pats for Momo
>protect dat smile
>>49232976
Hi, Wheel.

>>49232933
Well i mean shes a ninja at 10. Killing people... shes a fucking adult.

>>49232997
Hi.

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>>49232997
This is what happens when you try to protect smiles.

>>49232949
It's fine, I thought you meant it as some sort of insult, or that Laze was a stickler for no statutory or something. I do enjoy his quests though.
>>49233039
No necessarily.

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>>49233039
>unlovable because of all our screw-ups
>only hurt the people who do care when we try to protect them
>mfw
>>49233048
I think it's just because I juggle quests with tabletop and college classes so sometimes the wires just get crossed.

Also, just wait, the one 100 I roll in this quest will be one that accidentally kills Momo by being too good.

>>49233109
Your transformation will then be completed Dice. All by killing the one you care about most. You'll join me in the bottle of sorrows.

>>49233130
>implying my life isn't already me drowning in self-criticism and doubt as I wonder what I'm doing in college or what I'll even do with degrees in History and Political Science.

Come on, man, I thought you were my friend.

>>49232872
>>49232888
>>49232898
>>49232908
>>49232976
You drag yourself out of bed to get there at the appointed time, and find that only sensei is there. You greet her after sending a quick message to Momo, stating that you're back, and immediately get flooded by her tildes, hearts, cat faces, and other emoticons and elated celebrations. Sensei greets you happily, somehow not sleep tired from the mission. She hands you an envelop with 150,000 Ryo inside, payment for the mission, and offers you an additional prize for killing the target. She even lets you choose the prize.

>A) Something you really want (What?)

>B) Something for the team

>C) A kiss

>D) Dinner, alone

>E) Something else

So does Hakurin have a cursed seal?
>pinwheel eyes
>swastika forehead brand
>blond, blue eyed edgy kid wearing a black trenchhcoat

>>49233177
>B)

>>49233180
No, she's the Clan Head's daughter. Also Jimmaru may be unable to get the sharingan. And you're not blonde so much as pale-brown haired.

>>49233167
you're ensuring a future Dice. More then i did as my job field dies

>>49233177
>b

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>>49233177
OH GOD THE CHOICES
I THOUGHT I WAS READY BUT I'M NOT

>>49233177
>B) Something for the team

>>49233177
>E) Something for Hakurin. She...did some shit back there. She deserves it.

>>49233177
Country, change my vote here >>49233203 to this. >>49233241

>>49233177


>B) Something for the team

>>49233241
>>49233268
She didn't do anything, and told you as much.

>>49233274
Goddammit, then back to
>B)

Sorry for being a fuck, Country.

>>49233177
>C) A kiss
Fuck it, who dares wins!

>>49233213
Also, I actually find work in politics unappealing because I can't put up with the bullshit behind the scenes, and I don't want to be a teacher because I can only imagine the frustration I would endure working with students of any age. That leaves historian, museum employee, and maybe... Think Tank researcher?

>>49233314

Our relationship with sensei is already... not the best.

>>49233203
>>49233213
>>49233232
>>49233270
>>49233296
Something for the team! Any ideas? I'll give three minutes for ideas. I'll pick the best one.
>>49233362
She doesn't not like you, she just likes messing with you. She thinks she's even with you for embarrassing her in front of her brother.

>>49233384
Shit, someone come up with something. I've got nothing.

>>49233384
Obviously more training. The more needless danger the better!

>>49233351
>Implying think tanks aren't paid to drown in knowing all the angles, tribal tides, feuds for what ever.

I mean you could.
You'd still deal with some of the shit directly though.
And it's be your job to not turn a blind eye on being aware

>>49233384

>Any ideas?

No freaking D-ranks for the rest of our lives. Or at least for 1 month.

>>49233427
>>49233402
Yeah, I'll think of something.
>Writing

>>49233384
Screw it, lets have a party together or something so we can relax as a team and as friends.

>>49233466
Actually learning jutsu with sensei, instead of being left to our own devices as far as training goes.

>>49233466
You thank Hōōmaru-sensei for retrieving the payment, and think about what you want as a gift. You could request something of her to embarrass or fluster her... no. Something for yourself? No, that's too selfish. You could ask for more training, but that's not really a gift, more just something a sensei is supposed to do... Then it comes to you. "Say, Hōōmaru-sensei, how about a party? For the team, and maybe friends? Something to allow us to relax, and have some fun."

She agrees, saying that it would be a great deal of fun to plan and have a party, ruffling your hair. Hakurin and Jimmaru arrive in short order, both rather bedraggled. Hōōmaru-sensei tells them about the party, and both are as excited as they can be, as tired as they are. You start to go your separate ways, no one besides sensei really having any energy. Something comes to you though, and you catch up with her in short order. "Sensei, could I ask you for one more thing?"

What do you ask for?

>A) Ninjutsu training

>B) Genjutsu training

>C) Never mind

>D) Something else

>>49233573
>A)

>>49233573
>B) Genjutsu training

Our weak spot. We need to be able to defend against genjutsu so that waterfucker doesn't keep ganking us.

>>49233603
If you mean Kaya, then good idea. If you mean Jensho, then that won't help. Not that you would know that.

>>49233573
>A) Ninjutsu training

Also we don't have a kek gek?

>>49233573
>A)
Time to get lolis TERMINALLY WET!

>>49233618
Doesn't matter. We've shown a particular weakness to genjutsu. It's the only thing we've failed at as hard as social interactions.

>>49233624
No, you don't have a kekkai genkai. That you know of. Yet.

>>49233618
Isn't it difficult to resist the Sharingan no matter what your Genjitsu experience is?
>>49233634
We already do that to Momo, man, calm down.

>>49233573
>B) Genjutsu training

>>49233640
Lets be honest, we'll never figure it out unless it becomes a plot point or something. Jiraiya already leads us down the wrong path.
>>49233638
>as hard as social interactions
>social interactions, the thing that we constantly fuck up at regardless of rolls

No, trust me, we don't fuck up as bad with Genjutsu as we do with social interactions.

>>49233573
>B) Genjutsu training

Yeah, it's kinda necessary. I'd say train social, but I don't think that's a thing.

>>49233573
>B) Genjutsu trainin

>>49233686
>sensei, teach me how to talk to girls without getting into a fistfight

>>49233573
>B

>>49233675
I'm not the one leading us down the wrong path. I'm leading us down the path to ensure our blood lines survival.

>>49233603
>>49233656
>>49233686
>>49233707
You ask if sensei can help you train in genjutsu. She agrees, and tells you to meet her on top of Hokage Monument tomorrow. She says that she has actual ninja business today, but promises to actually instruct you tomorrow. You go back home, where you're alone again, mom at work, dad and Shirou on missions. You don't do anything but watch tv and message Momo and some other friends. You turn in early that night, because you of your tiredness from your mission. The next morning, you make yourself breakfast, your cooking skill returned, before meeting sensei on top of Hokage Monument. You're alone in a corner of the park atop the mountain, and Hōōmaru-sensei says that you'll start with resistance training. Suddenly it's almost unbearably hot, and the sky is red. You're in a genjutsu.

>Roll 1d100 to escape, first five, DC 60.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>49233844

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>49233844

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>49233844

>>49233844
>>49233853
>>49233862
QUICKLY EVERYONE!
GIVE THE DICE YOUR ENERGY!
RAISE YOUR HANDS!

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>49233844
Fucking genjutsu REEEE

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>49233844
rip, also back.

>>49233870
>>49233889
>>49233892
Good job, anons.

Do I really have to miss every roll?

>>49233920
Absolutely.
>Writing

>>49233870
>>49233889
>>49233892
You break the genjutsu with a pulse of chakra, pretty quickly. Hōōmaru-sensei seems surprised and pleased at this, but explains that her visual genjutsu aren't as potent as someone with the sharingan. She then says that next, she'll be going over contact genjutsu, which is much harder to break out of. You figure that this is what Jensho used on you, and nod when she asks if you're ready. When Hōōmaru places her hand on your forearm, you fall into a less damaging, but obviously higher-difficulty genjutsu.

>Roll to break out, 1d100, first seven, DC 75

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>49234007
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>49234007
REEEEEEEE

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>49234007

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>49234007
you do some of the most half-assed descriptions I've ever read sometimes

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>49234007

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>49234007

>>49234039
So, uh, what's a crit look like to break out of a genjutsu?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>49234007

>>49234057
Might send some sort of feedback to the genjutsu user that shocks them mentally?

>>49234057
Get a trait that makes it easier for us to break out of genjutsu in the future

>>49234039

Nice job. And I missed again.

>>49234057
It looks like our adaptation Kekkei Genkai going off.

>>49234073

This, I think.

>>49234057
Clearly something like this >>49234076
>>49234083

>>49234031
>Lord Jiraiya adopts my Rees
I am both humbled and honored

>>49234157
It was a time of need Anon, So I had to go with the greatest weapon known to Man AND monkey. Genjutsu is a terrible curse upon this land.

>>49234183
I thought the terrible curse of this quest was my shitty rolls?

>>49234198

More like "all rolls are shitty outside of combat".

>>49234031
>>49234039
>>49234073
You pulse your chakra again, but this time localize it where the contact is made, sending a shock through Hōōmaru-sensei's system, the genjutsu feeding back into her mind. Hōōmaru-sensei steps back, holding her head as you break out, and tells you that you did well. She tells you that next, you'll be trying out the genjutsu on her, and takes her place across the corner of the park from you. You stare into each others eyes.

>A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80)

>B) Use a standard genjutsu (65)

>C) Use Clone Jutsu and False Sight (50)

>D) Something else

>>49234295
>A)

Go big or go home. Speaking of that, I'm going on to bed probably since I have a lecture I have to attend tomorrow.

>>49234295
>A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80)
ALL IN! BIG MONEY!