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>>49141519
BEAR MODE

>>49141519
>C.

Glare at him an sense his power

>>49141519
>B. There's no Kakarot here, that's Goku

>>49141519
A
>>49141543
When we throw a car door at child

>>49141519
Wait how did we not notice the tail wrapped around his waist

>>49141519
>B. There's no Kakarot here, that's Goku
And I'm Tofoo. Who are you?

>>49141579
It looks kind of like a belt

>>49141519
>D. Krillin, take the kids away from here. Bulma, Chichi, Roshi, you should leave in the ship. This isn't going to be pretty.

>>49141579
Cause it probably looks like a weird belt to us.

>>49141592
Alright I buy that we probably wouldn't notice unless he moves it

>>49141598
this

>>49141519
>>49141598
Seconding

>>49141519
Protip: If the popcorn slows down and pretty much stops popping, you don't just leave it in the microwave anyways.
How about not waiting so long if nobody's really posting.

>>49141734
What?

>>49141734
He's probably writing a novel that goes until we fly off to fight Raditz.

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>>49141623
>>49141610
>>49141598
>>49141569
>>49141584
"There's no Kakarot here, that's Goku," you tell the strange man.

He laughs. "You can't lie to me, Earthling. I know my brother."

"Brother?" Goku asks in confusion while you and the others look at the newcomer in shock.

"Yes, the spitting image of our father," the man tells him.

"What are you talking about?" Goku asks.

The newcomer frowns. "You're serious? You don't know who I am? I see, you suffered a blow to the head as an infant, didn't you?"

"What?" Goku asks again, seeming more confused.

"Answer the question, Kakarot!" the man snaps. "Did you hit your head as a baby? It's a simple yes or no!"

"Yeah," Goku answers. "I don't remember it very well. But, when I was real little, I fell and hit my head. I think I still have a scar from it."

The newcomer growls. "That explains it. That explains why you don't know me. That explains why these weak Earthlings are still alive!"

"Why do you keep calling us Earthlings?" Chichi asks.

Well, the implication would be that he isn't one. That's disturbing enough, but what he said about the people of Earth still being alive is even more so.

"Krillin, take the kids away from here," you instruct. "Bulma, Chichi, Roshi, you should leave in the ship. This isn't going to be pretty."

The newcomer smirks at you. "Ah, does one of you have an inkling of the situation they're in?"

You glare at the man, who just smirks wider and looks at Bulma's airship.

"Nobody's leaving," he declares, holding his left hand toward the ship.

A ball of light flies from his palm, and the vehicle explodes in a flaming blast.

"What in the world did you go and do that for?!" Roshi demands.

The man doesn't answer, but gives Goku a cruel grin. "It looks I have a lot to catch you up on, brother."

>A. Ask who he is

>B. Ask the man if he's from outer space

>C. Keep quiet

>D. Something else

>>49141744
When running a quest, the QM generally waits a set period of time (like ten minutes) to allow people to vote before writing up the results.

You know, instead of using their own common sense to tell when most people are done voting.

>>49141765
But there is a writing period. SOM just did that last update in 27 minutes that included waiting for vote time.

Maybe you should be more patient.

>>49141762
>B, ask if he has a tail like Goku's

>>49141762
D. "Goku, i don't have to tell you what kind of power we're facing. We can't fight him here, not with everyone around. We have to push him back, together."

>>49141762
>D. Something else
All right, what do you want?

Is there a way for us to run to king kai's place down snake road with out dying? Something like leaving our life force with Kami and then going to train with him?

>>49141762
>B. Ask the man if he's from outer space
"You keep calling us earthlings, are you some sort of "alien"

>>49141762
>B. Ask the man if he's from outer space
>D. Viciously slander his mother

>>49141817
Just wish to be transported to Snake Way.

>>49141817
Can you answer this question som?

Also I meant to say without being revived by the dragon balls.

>>49141825
seconded

Ah yeah, It's almost time for Space Racist Tofoo.

>>49141825
>claims to be Goku's brother
>slander his mother
So slander Goku's mother too?

>>49141841
>>49141817
No

>>49141839
Might need to save that wish

>>49141839
We can still starve to death if we go there while alive.

>>49141762
>>B. Ask the man if he's from outer space

>>49141846
Our parents' death wasn't our fault. It was the Saiyans'.

>>49141853
I figure it would be like what elder kai did to bring goku back to life in the buu saga.

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>>49141846
[faint "XENO SCUM" in the distance]

>>49141858
The denizens of otherworld along Snake Way can't fight back. Just bring a tub of salt and preserve one whenever we find them, one of them will last us forever on Snake Way.

>>49141860
Blame it on Freeza, for wanting to make his e-peen bigger by taking over the universe,

>>49141894
Frieza is a ningen, Saiyans are ningen. Why not just blame ningen?

>>49141858
Clouds are edible, just gotta watch out for those hands that want to drag people to H.F.I.L

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Lewds for dice

OH shit time for raditz to get his ass kicked(hopefully)

>>49141796
>>49141820
"You keep calling us Earthlings," you say to the man. "Are you an alien, then? From outer space?"

"Yes, I come from a far-off world," the newcomer confirms, keeping his eyes on Goku. "Our homeworld, brother. You aren't one of this world's humans. You're a Saiyan, like myself. We're a proud race of warriors, the strongest in the universe!"

"That's nuts," Krillin declares. "Goku can't be from outer space!"

Your friend begins to approach the Saiyan, who just smirks at the small man.

"I think someone must have had a little too much to drink," Krillin declares. "So why don't you fly on home and sleep it off?"

Krillin takes another step, and that's when the man strikes. Something unwraps from his waist and strikes your friend in the face. With a surprised yelp, Krillin goes crashing through the side of Kame House.

"KRILLIN!" Chichi shouts in worry.

Her expression turns to one of pure fury, and she yells as she runs toward the Saiyan. She leaps at him, but before she can even ready an attack, the man grabs her by the throat.

"You're pretty strong for an Earthling," the Saiyan declares. "But still so weak. Kakarot could have destroyed your kind years ago."

"Let her go!" Goku orders.

The Saiyan smirks in his direction as Chichi gasps for air.

"LET HER GO!" Goku repeats, stepping forward.

"Fine, have it your way," the Saiyan says, tossing Chichi to the ground. "I didn't come to fight with you, brother."

As Chichi hits the ground, you take a look at the thing that was wrapped around the Saiyan's waist.

A tail.

"Hey, you have a tail!" Goku observes.

"Of course I do," the man tells him.

He suddenly frowns, a horrified look appearing on his face.

"WHERE'S YOUR TAIL, KAKAROT?!"

>A. It got cut off years ago

>B. You don't get it, if Goku's an alien, what's he doing here?

>C. Warn the Saiyan to leave, now

>D. Something else

>>49142054
>D. Something else
He lost it in combat.

anyway

>B. You don't get it, if Goku's an alien, what's he doing here?

>>49142054
>A. It got cut off years ago
>>D. By me, and that gave me a taste for it

>>49142054
>D
"This world has pathogens in its atmosphere that prevents things from having tails. Goku's fell off ages ago."

>>49142054
>A. It got cut off years ago
>D. Something else
And I'm totally okay with making it a habit.

>>49142054
>A. It got cut off years ago
>B. You don't get it, if Goku's an alien, what's he doing here?

>>>49142054
>God cut it off

>>49142054
>D. "We cut it off years ago, to prevent him from transforming. He loses himself and goes on a rampage when that happens. What did you mean he could have wiped us out years ago? If he came here, it was as a baby. Why would he have wanted to destroy us?"

>>49142136
This

>>49142104
>>49142054
>Oh god this, kek
Sure enough.
"It's why humans don't typically have tails anymore despite being descended from apes."
"The kids that do have them tend to lose them."
Point out Goku's daughter leaving out the parentage.

Then nod sagely despite apes not having tails.
"It's just an inevitable part of life for things that come here."

>>49142167
seconded

Yeah, let's not bullshit the guy who could snap our spine like a twig.

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>>49142136
>>49142083
"I cut it off years ago, to prevent Goku from transforming," you tell the Saiyan. "And I'd be more than happy to make a habit of it."

"You talk pretty big for Earth trash," the Saiyan tells you, reaching up and touching his eye piece. "And I can see why. A power level of four-hundred and seventeen, that's almost respectable. Almost. But that's still puny compared to me, so if you wish to prolong your worthless life, you should watch your mouth."

"What did you mean Goku could have wiped us out years ago?" you ask. "He's been here since he was a baby? Why would he have wanted to destroy us?"

"It's what we do," the Saiyan tells you. "We Saiyans are not only great warriors, we're also businessmen. We find planets that will fetch a high price on the galactic market, and once we do, we scour them of all intelligent life to make them ready for sale. On worlds with strong inhabitants, we send out adult warriors, but on worlds such as this, where the inhabitants are pathetic, one of our infants is more than enough."

He smirks toward Goku. "That's how you came to be here, Kakarot."

>A. Ask the others if they're buying any of this

>B. Ask the Saiyan why he's here

>C. Ask the Saiyan his name

>D. Something else

>>49142281
>B. Ask the Saiyan why he's here
>C. Ask the Saiyan his name

>>49142272
That's exactly why we must bullshit.

See, you never bullshit someone you're stronger than, because punching down just makes you a bully and bullies usually get rekt in the narrative for catharsis.

You only shit-talk people way stronger than yourself because then the story might turn where you get a sudden advantage. "Oh shit nigga why are you picking this fight" turns into a hype moment.

>>49142281
>D. Four hundred and seventeen? That tech over your eye... it can quantify someone's energy? Why would someone as strong as you need something like that?

>>49142281
Well he just said why he's here, to scour the planet of Intelligent life.

>C. Ask the Saiyan his name
>D. Something else
You're sure as fuck not gonna scour MY planet of intelligent life.

And if a power level of 417 is "Pathetic", what's your power level?

((Scope out his power and how it compares to ours))

>>49142281
>B. Ask the Saiyan why he's here
>C. Ask the Saiyan his name
So what, you're here to kill humanity? And you expect Goku to help?

No way is Goku okay with that. Right Goku?

>>49142281
>D. "So if goku was supposed to have killed us all long ago, now that you're here... i'm guessing there won't be much more talking."

>>49142281
>B. Ask the Saiyan why he's here
>C. Ask the Saiyan his name
and pretty much this
>>49142338

>>49142281
Is Radditz into hair metal?

>>49142281
Ha, we are 1 point below Goku's pl without his weighted clothing when fighting Raditz.

>>49142404
That's our surpressed power level. Also with weighted clothing on.

Plus we have a few tricks raditz doesn't have like the ability to cause our ki to spike by focusing it into one attack. Remember the kamehameha surprised him.

>>49142404
>>49142446
Gettin' cocky.

His power level is still 3 times larger and he's a veteran warrior with a million times more experience than us.

>>49142446
Good point.

>>49142281
>D. Remove our immensely heavy weighted clothing before this even starts (how heavy is it at this point?)

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>>49142323
"So what, you're here to wipe out humanity?" you ask. "And you want Goku to help?"

"Not quite," the Saiyan answers. "You see, we Saiyans have never been very strong in number, but several years ago, our planet met with an unfortunate end when it collided with an asteroid."

He looks toward Goku. "There aren't many of us left, brother. Our parents, and most of our race perished that day. As far as we know, there are only four Saiyans left, including you and I."

"So what?" Goku asks. "It sounds like the Saiyans got what they deserved."

"You spit on your own race?" the Saiyan growls.

"If you're here because you want me to take over the Earth, then forget it!" Goku shouts. "This is my home, and these are my friends!"

"That's not why I'm here, Kakarot," the Saiyan assures him. "I could conquer this planet all by my lonesome. But you see, recently my Saiyan comrades and I learned of a planet that will fetch a fortune on the galactic market. Unfortunately, the inhabitants are quite formidable. We were worried we'd have to pass up the opportunity, but then I remembered you, little brother. Granted, you aren't quite as powerful as I'd hoped, but your power should be enough to the turn the tide in our favor."

"Are you nuts?" Roshi asks. "Goku would never do something like that! He's a good person, not the murderer you are!"

"Is that so?" the Saiyan asks. "I'm very disappointed to hear that, Kakarot."

"What do we call you?" you ask the Saiyan.

"I am Raditz," he answers. "Now, back to business. Kakarot, come with me. I think you'll find the life of a Saiyan quite exciting."

"Forget it," Goku tells him. "I won't help you."

"You're really going to turn your back on your own brother?" Raditz asks.

"As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother!" Goku declares.

Raditz closes his eyes, looking down and chuckling.

>A. Tell Raditz that he heard Goku. He needs to leave

>B. Tell Raditz to leave, or else you'll make him leave

>C. Something else

>>49142459
again that's our suppressed power level. also being kept down by weighted clothing.

>>49142461
Not yet, it's not the time to be flexing

>>49142477
Getting cocky, anon

>>49142468
>>B. Tell Raditz to leave, or else you'll make him leave

>>D. Remove weighted clothing.

>>49142468
>A. Tell Raditz that he heard Goku. He needs to leave
"If you even consider him as your brother, then you would at least respect his wish."

>>49142486
Nah. We will probably need goku's and maybe piccolos help to take him down. But he's not that much above us. Also skill makes up for a lot unless the gap is stupidly large.

>>49142459
>a million times more experienced than us
>Implying he doesn't just fight chumps and when someone is really tough he goes Great Ape
>>49142468
>A. Tell Raditz that he heard Goku. He needs to leave

>>49142468
>A. Tell Raditz that he heard Goku. He needs to leave

>>49142492
this

>>49142509
He's a first class Saiyan warrior. DO NOT underestimate him. And, if you do, don't cry when he stomps your shit in

>>49142528
Imma cry anyway and blame the QM (you) for making "trap choices" that wreck us "without warning"

>>49142468
>A. Tell Raditz that he heard Goku. He needs to leave
I'm afraid we're going to have to risk being rude hosts and not offer him a drink. Good day, sir

>>49142468
>C. If you're not here to destroy us, then is it possible to resolve this amicably? Clearly, goku didn't turn out like you expected, and i assure you, he'd fight you to the death before slaughtering innocents. What you wanted simply isn't here, and we don't wish to fight if we can help it.

>>49142528
The strength difference is real, but skill probably isn't as high as you think. Raditz was a low-level warrior, which is why Vegeta and Nappa never taught him to strengthen his tail. They viewed him as inferior.

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I just hope nothing happens to Bulma

>all these anons forgetting how Goku and Piccolo barely beat Raditz on dumb luck because Gohan rage.
>Even then Goku still died.

Ya'll niggas gonna get spanked.

>>49142528
You do realize raditz was lying right? His power level was no where near high enough to be a first class warrior.

>>49142590
He's probably as high as you can get before being considered for Freiza's personal men.

>>49142590
According to Toriyama, the average Saiyan Warrior had a resting power level of about 600-800. Some got stronger through zenkai. Through internal monologue, we hear that Raditz has never been seriously injured in battle.

So, it seems plausible that he was born with a high power level for a Saiyan

>>49142586
And he wasn't taking them seriously in that battle, either

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>>49142528
>He's a first class Saiyan warrior
Not that he isn't stronger than Tofoo, but you know that's not true.

>>49142586
Same goes for Raditz, he's still going to underestimate us even with three of us against him.

Plus we basically have attacks that basically give us an edge in the surprise department.

So it's still go either way, but its leaning towards our win a bit more.

>>49142613
I thought the average was 2000

>>49142613
still wasn't first class. That's Nappa and Vegeta's power level.

>>49142622
the wiki says he was lying. and it tends to be pretty accurate.

>>49142613
Frieza's personal men range from 3,000 to 18,000.

>>49142629
We also have the fact that both Piccolo and us will not let go of his tail if we get it, unlike a certain naïve moron.

>>49142622
Neeeeerrrrrrrrrd

>>49142650
I think that's the only way we'll survive this. If we get cocky we're going to be destroyed. The only chance we have is to have a sudden advantage that we use to ice him instantly.

The longer the fight goes on the worse our odds.

>>49142560
>tfw no support for peaceful resolution where nobody dies

>>49142694
Well he bitch slapped Krillin with his tail and nearly broke Chich's neck in front of us.

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>>49142514
"You heard Goku," you tell Raditz. "And if you really consider him your brother, you should respect his wish. You need to leave."

Raditz throws back his head and laughs.

"So, baby brother wants to be left alone," he says. "Well, I'm afraid it's not going to work that way. I didn't come here to fight you, Kakarot, but you can't refuse my offer. At least, not if you value your life. You see, after we're through with the world I mentioned, Earth is next on our list. You can stand against us and die, or join us and live."

"I don't care what threats you make!" Goku tells his brother. "I will never, ever join you!"

Raditz smirks. "Well, if you won't think of what's best for yourself, then maybe you consider your daughter."

Bulma looks horrified at what Raditz is implying, while Goku, Roshi, and Krillin (who has gotten out of the house and gone to Chichi's side) look angry and defensive.

"Did you think I hadn't noticed the tail?" Raditz asks. "She's a Saiyan as well. I don't want to have to do this, but if you're so insistent on being stubborn, I don't have much choice."

"What are you talking about?" Goku demands.

"Do I need to spell it out for you?" Raditz asks. "I'm leaving this island, and taking my niece with me. If you want to see her again, then you'll accept my invitation to join your fellow Saiyans."

"What?!" Krillin growls. "You animal!"

"What will it be, brother?" Raditz asks.

>A. Remove your weighted clothing

>B. Attack Raditz

>C. Go stand beside Goku, and prepare to defend Kori

>D. Something else

>>49142708
Krillin can take a punch and he only strangled chichi for a moment when she charged him, and let her go when asked.
So far he's actually been very non-violent about things.

Further, we can FEEL that he's way more powerful than both of us combined.
Fighting this guy for the sake of fighting is a really bad idea.
Everyone's better off if he just leaves on his own.

>>49142742
>A. Remove your weighted clothing
>C. Go stand beside Goku, and prepare to defend Kori

>>49142742
REMOVE GI

>>49142742
>C.
Don't take off the weighted clothes yet, and B will get us put down

>>49142742
>C. Go stand beside Goku, and prepare to defend Kori

save the weighted clothes reveal for later, if we do it now it will just put him more on guard.

>>49142742
>>C. Go stand beside Goku, and prepare to defend Kori

>>49142742
>C. Go stand beside Goku, and prepare to defend Kori

>>49142742
>sense for other nearby power levels, then C
I'm sure the others have sensed Raditz by now.

>>49142742
>A. Remove your weighted clothing
>C. Go stand beside Goku, and prepare to defend Kori

>>49142742
>Kori's basically the only known female saiyan alive
>Raditz wants to kidnap her
>Raditz confirmed to starting saiyan re-population plan.

>>49142814
Why wouldn't he just impregnate a bunch of earthlings?

I mean, is he retarded? It clearly works.

>>49142826
Nappa please

>>49142826
>Raditz
>retarded
Pick both.

>>49142826
Cause no one listens to Nappa, Vegeta basically vetoed his plan and more than likely Raditz would have been on the princes side.

>>49142826
>>49142742
>D. If you need more saiyans, why don't you just mate with some earthlings? Sure they'd be halfbreeds, but it's better than going extinct.

>>49142826
He would be retarded if he wanted to do that. Saiyans are filthy monkeys and should not be allowed to repopulate.

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>>49142875
>>49142872
>>49142849
>>49142842
>>49142840
>>49142826

>D. If you need more saiyans, why don't you just mate with some earthlings? Sure they'd be halfbreeds, but it's better than going extinct

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>>49142773
>>49142776
>>49142785
You rush to Goku's side, readying yourself to defend Kori from this Saiyan.

"Goku, we've got your back," Krillin says, leaving Chichi's side and moving to stand beside Roshi.

"Don't make me laugh," Raditz says. "You really think the four of you can even slow me down?"

"Let me tell you just how outclassed you are," Raditz says, looking between you all. "I already told the loud-mouth his power. Now, let's see....Kakarot, four-hundred and eighteen. The short one is at three hundred, and the old man is at one thirty nine. Nothing more than a warmup, at least if I had time for games, but this little family reunion is getting dull. So, I'll make this fast."

He starts to approach, a,d you ready yourself for a fight.

"Take one more step, and I swear I'll kill you!" Goku warns.

Raditz just smirks, coming closer.

>A. Attack head-on

>B. Stay where you are and brace yourself

>C. Bear Shout

>D. Something else

>>49142904
>>A. Attack head-on

>>49142891
I fucking love female saiyans, one reason I loved Frank and his harem
>>49142904
>B.

>>49142936
I might do another Saiyan Quest, eventually, but after Dragonball Quest, I plan to be done with Dragonball for a while

>>49142904
>B. Stay where you are and brace yourself
Do what we learned at the lookout about reading our opponents movement from their energy.

>>49142904
>D. Combo attack with goku

>>49142904
>Defend and counter with a snap German Suplex

>>49142958
If you're completely outclassed in speed, that won't save you

>>49142904
>B. Stay where you are and brace yourself
M-maybe we'll get lucky?

>>49142904
>Goku 418
>Us 417

Tell him his scouter is broken

>>49142904
>Take one more step, and I swear I'll kill you!
We gotta remind Goku if he's the one to grab Raditz's tail.

#Ningenworldproblems

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>>49142904
>B. Stay where you are and brace yourself
I know last week's DBS was amazing, but the lastest Shippuden makes it looks worse than a Bleach filler arc.

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>>49142904

>Tell him he's pretty

>>49142958
>>49142989
As Raditz draws closer, you and the others brace yourselves, readying to defend with everything you have.

"Right, I was supposed to give you some context of how outclassed you are," Raditz recalls. "My power level is twelve-hundred. So you see, even if there were ten of you, it wouldn't make a difference."

You can feel your heartbeat speeding up, and you're starting to sweat as the Saiyan marches forward.

"Get ready," Roshi instructs.

"Hmph," the Saiyan grunts before vanishing from sight.

Before any of you can track where he's moved, you feel an elbow slam down between your shoulderblades, causing you to stagger forward. Beside you, Goku does the same.

You spin around just in time to see Krillin attack, only to be sent flying into the air with a swift kick. Roshi readies a defense, but Raditz moves too fast, punching the old man in the gut and bringing him to his knees.

Raditz glances back at you and Goku.

"Are you still going to try and stop me?" he challenges.

>A. Attack!

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Don't do anything; you can't take him head on, and an energy attack could hit your friends given where Raditz is standing

>E. Afterimage attack

>F. Something else

>>49143130
>E. Afterimage attack

>>49143130
>D.

Not while there are hostages here

>>49143130
>Ask if you could beat him if there were a billion of you.

go for the tail

>>49143130
>E. Afterimage attack


>F. Something else
Ready a Lightning Fist.

>>49143130
>D. Don't do anything; you can't take him head on, and an energy attack could hit your friends given where Raditz is standing
While thinking
>SAVE ME MISTER PICCOLO!
really hard

>>49143130
Afterimage!

>>49143130
>D. Don't do anything; you can't take him head on, and an energy attack could hit your friends given where Raditz is standing
Oh fug we need a plan. Stall or something.

>>49143160
Without a major distraction he'll easily dodge and blast our nuts off.

>>49143130
>Your math is as bad as Goku's
Don't say why though.

>>49143156
Ningen aren't "hostages" or "collateral damage", they're "bonus points".

>>49143130
>D. Don't do anything; you can't take him head on, and an energy attack could hit your friends given where Raditz is standing
More like we can't go all out against him right now since our wife and some of our friends that can't fight will get caught in the crossfire in a small island with not enough room for an intense fight.

>>49143130
Where is Picollo?

>>49143180
ZAMASU! Maybe if you didn't spend so much time masturbating to ningens, you wouldn't fuck up the tea everytime!

>>49143187
This guy gets it. We need to take this somewhere else and think rationally. We're seriously outclassed here.

>>49143180
Kais are Ningens. How else could a Majin defeat and absorb them?

>the Winter Palace in Russia is not a house captcha

>>49143225
Anything that was born with God Ki or is immortal is NOT a ningen. Educate yourself.

>>49143242
Anything born from a fruit tree shouldn't even be considered a god.

>>49143242
>immortal
>can die
Pick one.

>>49143250
The operative word is OR. I wouldn't expect a ningen to understand.

>>49143248
Anything NOT born from a tree doesn't deserve to be born at all.

>>49143269
Does the fruit on that tree have God ki?

>>49143299
Are you a filthy ningen?

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>>49143156
>>49143168
>>49143177
You curse under your breath. There's just nothing you can do at this point. You are completely, and utterly outclassed here. And to make things worse, any attacks you have that might be effective could end up hitting your wife or your friends.

Raditz chuckles. "Well, you are capable of learning."

Goku, however, isn't giving up. He yells and rushes at Raditz at top speed, attacking his brother with all the strength he has. Unfortunately, it isn't nearly enough.

Raditz blocks all of Goku's attacks, then knees his younger brother in the gut, sending him crashing into the shallows just off the shore.

"Daddy!" Kori shouts, rushing forward.

She doesn't run toward her father, instead she throws herself at Raditz, and you swear you can feel a spike in her energy as she throws a punch at the Saiyan's face.

Smirking, Raditz leans back, and grabs her by the back of the shirt as she shoots past him. The little girl kicks her feet and flails wildly, but can't hit her uncle.

"Yep, she's a Saiyan alright," Raditz chuckles. "Now, Kakarot, listen closely. If you wish to see your dear daughter again, you will perform a task to prove your allegiance. I want a hundred human corpses piled on this beach within twenty four hours. If you do that, you and your daughter can join us. If not, then you will die, and she will go with me."

"You're a monster," Goku grunts out as he struggles to sit.

"I'm a Saiyan," Raditz corrects. "Still, I'd rather not have to harm my own flesh and blood. So, I hope you come to the right decision."

As Kori's flailing continues to accomplish nothing, she finally seems to realize that she can't beat her uncle.

"Daddy!" she cries. "Help me!"

"Let her go!" Goku orders, trying to stand.

"Twenty-four hours, brother," Raditz repeats. "I'll see you then."

With that, he takes to the air, taking a screaming Kori along with him as he flies off into the distance.

>End Updates

>>49143338
How's Garlic liking his new home?

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>>49143338
Thanks for running!

>>49143338
>>End Updates
Blueballing bastard

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>>49143338
So is she getting Wolf Fang Fisted right now?

That's all for tonight, anons

Follow me @qmdralo to wee when the new threads are up

As always, I'll stick around for a bit

>>49143366
MUHAHAHA

>>49143362
Thanks for playing

>>49143361
It's kind of cramped

>>49143375
No. But damn is Yamcha trying

>>49143362
Is that Gochan?

>>49143376
Did picollo pussied out? he could have reached the island.
Or is he dead?
I just joined

>>49143338
So what were the thoughts of the Capsule residents when they found out Bulma was pregnant?

>>49143338
Thanks for running Som. What was Piccolos thoughts on our Garlic Jr. battle and Raditz assuming he met him.

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>>49143390
>Maybe Yamcha isn't so bad. At least he doesn't die like a chump like that other guy did.

>>49143376
Were Vegeta and Nappa hearing what was being said through Raditz scouter?

If they did, what are their thoughts on him finding a female saiyan?

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>>49143422
They didn't seem to give half a fuck that Gohan existed.

>>49143422
They're not Char, they won't care.

>>49143402
He was more observing how things played out

>>49143408
Lazuli: Huh, well took you two long enough

Lapis: I'll start digging Tofoo's grave. Oh, he dug it himself

Mrs. Briefs: Oh, that's just wonderful!

Doctor Briefs: Really? Well, that's nice. I hope the child will have good taste in music."

>>49143412
Lazuli thinks Yamcha is okay, but he doesn't have a job, and can't exactly compete with you as far as tournaments, so that potential source of income is out. She doesn't really think she could have a future with him

>>49143422
Yes

Nappa: So, Kakarot had a kid, huh? A girl, too.

Vegeta: Who cares? She's a halfbreed.

>>49143410
He hated having to work with you, but is glad the two of you were able to stop Garlic

He's terrified of Raditz

>>49143447
Where did you get the name Kori? Gochan is clearly superior.

>>49143455
It's the japanese word for ice. Her mother is Suno, she lives in jingle village

Also, a redheaded super girl of alien origin, like Kori'andr, otherwise known as Starfire

>>49143476
Neeerrrd!
Don;t forget to archive.

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>>49143447
I feel kinda bad for Piccolo

>Reborn for a single purpose
>Work tirelessly to be strong enough
>Constantly foiled by not just Goku, but that other guy with roughly equal strength
>Have to team up with them after getting jumped
>No friends or family or anyone on your side
>Still don't give up. Train every day and keep your eyes on the prize
>One day a bigger, stronger, meaner Goku shows up and BTFO of your hopes and dreams

A lesser person would have crumbled years ago.

>>49143476
Can we wish for our power to be Maximum?

>>49143476
So you named her after worst girl?

>>49143447
So what would have happened if we told Raditz he can't count like Goku when he told us not even 10 of us could beat him.

>>49143488
Big green is a big guy for us all

>>49143482
Thanks for the reminder

>>49143491
But that's not Argent

>>49143490
Broly, leave. You're a shitty character

>>49143499
Power levels don't work that way. Twenty guys with power levels of two thousand couldn't beat someone with a power level of ten thousand

>>49143509
That's a funny way to spell Terra.
What's that Teen Titans quest with all the rampant waifu warring?

>>49143509
Can we do >>49140452, basically no zenkai, but to be able to get as strong as them from hard work.

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>>49143509
Can we wish to be the prettiest in the universe?

>>49143548
Kaguya could teach us how to do that.

>>49143541
ALL of /co/ was involved in that quest, and Humble wrote his characters very well, so each waifu appealed quite strongly to different people

>>49143548
Kaguya, go back to bed

Videl's in that outfit you like

>>49143551
Zarbon?

>>49143509
So whats Piccolo been doing after he left from Garlic?

>>49143578
Training, trying to build a house with clothes beam I assume.
>>49143570
But what was it's name?

>>49143570
Master roshi's thoughts after taking one to the gut so hard that he spewed?

>>49143578
Training

Going on mypsace

>>49143587
Who's name?

>>49143590
"This is why I retired"

>>49143570
I'm still surprised on what happened in that quest, people getting their skin flayed, losing eyes, etc...

>>49143594
The quest. I have time to kill.

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>>49143570

>>49143594
Krillin's thoughts on his power level, and in general after getting bitch-slapped through kame house?

Also tien's thoughts on raditz' power? (raditz did come across tien before going to kame house, iirc)

>>49143600
HUMBLE was harcore

>>49143606
He just called it Teen Titans Quest. It ran on /co/ for a long time, until the mods drove it here. It fell apart after that, not the same magic

>>49143621
Raditz did not see Tenshinhan

Krillin feels humiliated and frustrated

>>49143617
Kaguya, pls

>>49143625
What are the power levels of tien, yamucha and chichi?

>>49143447
Wait Oolongs not living in Capsule Corp anymore?
>>49143594
So did Goku even find a hiding place or was he going to take Kori back home, then come back?

>>49143641
>>49143625
Yeah, what was the deal with goku?
How come he just left us?

>>49143641
Oolong is with the kais now...
Lazuli found his blog.

>>49143637
Chichi: 187

Tenshinhan: 287

Chaozu: 203

Yamcha: 285

>>49143641
He is

He tried, but it quickly became apparent that wasn't going to work out

>>49143606
You should read the pastebin first though
http://pastebin.com/cEFrBd9d

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Teen%20Titans%20Quest

does laluzi have a power level?

>>49143669
She's not a fighter, so it's inconsequential

>>49143625
So who does Garlic hate more?

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>>49143678
So is she a college student now or an inventor or stripper what?

>>49143682
It doesn't matter, he's not coming back. Please no Broly of filler arcs.

>>49143654
now that power levels have been introduced via scouter, will you keep track of hard numbers throughout the rest of the quest?

>>49143695
She still works for Capsule Corp

>>49143682
You and Kami

>>49143709
God no

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>>49143678
So is our kid following the rules of having the hair color of his mom?

>>49143722
general power ranges then?

>>49143740
As far as numbers? Fuck that

>>49143733
Probably

>>49143733
As long as he doesn't look like a fruit.

>>49143678
Since she's just a normal human, albeit a feisty one, she probably has a power level ranging from 5-7, the human average.

>>49143744
you're doing an over 9000 moment though, right?

>>49143761
Probably

>>49143774
Over 8000? Yeah

>>49143744
So did Gero find any victims for his bio fuel for Cell to reach his perfect form?

>>49143780
What happens if we don't name drop the dragonballs?

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>>49143744
Do we even know how to drive a car?

>>49143780
Does piccolo hate us even slightly less than the day he was born?

>>49143780
Has the gravity chamber been updated to new levels or is it still x2?

>>49143798

Well, with Raditz gone they won't be able to take that planet they found. And Earth was next on their list, so....

>>49143790
>Perfect Cell

>In this quest

>>49143809
No

>>49143811
Yes

>>49143813
x2, your wife was pregnant for most of the last year

>>49143820
Are you saying that you're robbing Cell of his one goal, or that there is no Cell at all?

>>49143820
So? She's a scientist, nobody expects her to lift girders, she should be able to use robots to do any actual physical labor, cramming themselves into tight spaces to weld something and so on.
Anything else could be done at a bench or on a computer.

Lazy bulma.

>>49143820
But Perfect Cell is perfect, you have to have Perfect Cell.
>>49143809
As much as I like bunny I fucking love the DeSu 1 protag.

>>49143832
Time shall tell

>>49143841
Anon, please. She worked her ass off to make you the chamber in the first place

>>49143850
And then did nothing with it for a whole year after we told her we needed it to protect her?
And now she gets to watch us get our asses kicked and goku have his child stolen.

Thanks, bulma.

>>49143850
So did Krillin implement any ideas that improved the Ox Kings village?

>>49143865
Didn't say she hasn't been working on it, but pregnancy hampered her progress

>>49143888
THANKS BULMA

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>>49143865
Chill we basically were training 24/7 while she was pregnant and she was cool with it

>>49143885
Not really, he doesn't live there

>>49143921
Is Krillin a cop yet?

>>49143940
Yes

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>>49143959
Will he finish off a villain by saying something like "it's just been revoked" at least once during the quest?

>>49143959
What type of power boost would we get if we became the guardian

>>49144009
Probably not

>>49144016
Teleportation, clothes beam, telepathy

>>49144009
>krillin being relevant after marrying chi chi and becoming a cop
Anon I'm sorry

>>49143959
Then why hasn't he shot Tofoo yet?

>>49144039
What do Nappa and Vegeta think of Goku?

>>49144064
A few reasons

>>49144064
we arnt a criminal are we?

>>49144077
But cops have to kill black people SOM. That's what the 49er's QB is trying to teach.

>>49144071
They think he's a weakling and a traitor

>>49144092
Good thing Tofoo isn't black

>>49144097
Are they surprised that theres someone as strong as Goku who's human?

>>49144090
I assume we are a minor celebrity one to be married to a Briefs one of the richest families in West City or on Earth not sure on that one, and two for winning tournaments on TV, three for killing King Piccolo but I am not sure if that's public knowledge.

>>49144108
They're surprised that Earth has people that strong, but they still consider both you and Goku weaklings

>>49144097
except we agreed that tofoo looks like uub with an afro, meaning he's black.
you got something against afro-americans?

>>49144242
"We" doesn't mean you trying to force it for some unknown damn reason.

>>49144265
No, there was a conversation about it back when tofoo was a kid.
Someone posted a picture and everything.

>>49143338
Did Goku tell Kori to train her tail?

The 'Tofoo is black' guy is one of the most dedicated shitposters I've ever seen.

>>49144335
I've only said it a couple times, though.

>>49144346
Per thread.

>>49144357
In this thread, and once before.

@Somnuis, would you like to help me make a rp based of a universe without a Son Goku?

>>49144335
ikr