>>49032561
Ring Mimic.
Put it on, teeth sink in.
Let it live like a parasite on your finger, it's happy.
Try and take it off, lose the finger.

>>49032561
>and at the very least could come up with a mimic trap that isn't all too dickish.

It's a mimic that tricks you into thinking it's the perfect wife.

You date her, fall in love, get married... And then she divorces you, a devious trick she planned from Day 1, stealing half your past, present and future income to shove into her widening gullet with a chortle before waddling off to commit the same trick on someone else.

Clever mimic.

>>49032561
Dildo mimic

Strap-on mimic

Fleshlight mimic

>>49032693
I like that. Its a minor cursed item that does 1d1 damage once a day and eats up a magic item slot. And when you try and pull it off it growls at you like a chihuahua

>>49032733
>not too dickish

>>49032979
It wouldn't be a dick at all with the last one.

>>49032561
The party hears a rumor about a truly fearsome Mimic in the next dungeon they are going to go to. It is easily powerful enough to kill and eat them all if they don't prepare the area around it beforehand and fight with everything they have.

Secret: There is no mimic. It was just a rumor, after all.

>>49032997
What do YOU do with fleshlights?

Put funny hats on them?

>>49033111
Put a dildo mimic into a fleshlight mimic.

>>49032561

>readersm

searching an elaborate castle to find the legendary mimic, but the entire castle is shown to be a massive mimic once they explore deep enough

>>49033197
GreenTeaNeko comics tend to have a lot of typos, I think they're translated from japanese, but I'm not sure.

>the party is in the middle of their inter-town commute and come across an old one-story inn
>mostly vacant save the owner, a sliching tired looking man who never leaves from behind the closed in counter
>requests the party clear out some rats in the basement, promising free room and board for the night if they do
>attempts to talk with the owner are fruitless, he simply repeats his previous "clear rat, get room" statements, as if he can talk, but is unable to have a conversation
>the party makes their way to the basement, where some rats sit in one spot, occasionally making squeaking noises. Close listeners will realize the squeaking isn't actually coming from any of the rats, simply coming from "nearby."
>the rats make no attempt to flee or fight back when the party cuts them down. Close inspection reveals the rat's tails are fused to the floor
>upon returning the the owner, he simply points to the room, which contains sparse, but adequate furnishings, enough for a small group to sleep for the night
>attempts to converse with the innkeeper causes him to start parroting the earlier rat slaying request
>peeking over the counter reveals the man's lower half is simply a wood-patterned fleshy growth fused to the floor, similarly to the rats
>the party attempts to leave the in
>the inn shudders and a row of razor-sharp teeth pop out to block the exit
>the building shudders once more, and the furnishings and floor itself start twisting and collapsing
>the party realizes in horror that the entire building is a mimic
>roll initiative

>>49032869
>1d1
Soooooo... 1, then?

>>49032561
Mimic sword

Looks like a real sword, can secrete different oils to make itself seem better and stronger than other swords.

When picked up the hilt unhinges and bites the hand. And won't let go. Like a bear trap.
>And as the fighter screams, the blade segments into 6 long metallic legs, and drags the fighter into a dark crevasse, with what appears to be 10 tiny daggers nested on the remains of a paladins tabard.

Mimic lock
If the rogue tries to open the lock it will, but locks itself immediately after, and tries to eat the tools.
>If angered it makes a loud noise while it spits acid.

Mimic mimic

A mimic treasure chest, but it's actually a mimic disguised as a mimic treasure chest, and it actually has real treasure in it. and doesn't move, and it's made of metal or wood.
>Last campaign a guy opened a mimic mimic, as he grabbed the gold he stood up too fast, slammed his head in the mimics mouth and died from blood loss.

>>49033518
First of all...if the party went that long without thinking something was wrong they don't even get an initiative check. Their already at -20 initiative.


Really good idea though.

>>49033111
You don't?

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>>49033111
Holy shit guys...I finally have a reason to say this...for this picture

>Picture related

>>49032561
A tamed miniature mimic that can use it's natural shapeshifting to replicate a wide variety of smallish items and tools. All it requires in exchange is to be fed regularly with raw meat scraps or small animals. Be warned, if severely neglected a mini-mimic WILL try to take off fingers. So might lost or otherwise feral ones.

>>49033111
I accidentally a fleshlight once

>>49033648
Motherfucker. Where do you find this shit?

>>49033533
1d1 with the Brutal 1 property.
Reroll 1's!

>>49033859
>just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...

>>49033068

The rumor itself was the mimic.

>>49032693
This is actually really good. Not actually dangerous, so long as you don't try to remove it, yet it does affect the player by eating up a valuable magic ring slot.

Also works as a nice in game way of warning your players that dangerous, hard to detect traps like mimics or curses will be a part of your game, without permanently gimping the unlucky character.

>>49033111
Yes?

I had an idea a while back as a gag encounter.
The party comes across a treasure chest only to find it's a huge mouth. The mimic only then wakes up, and embarrassed about the whole situation, scuttles off.

>>49033755
>a mimic offers itself to the party as a mobile, theft-resistant chest in exchange for food and protection

>>49032561

The party shows up to kill a dracula.
>"He's got to be sleeping in one of these coffins."
There are thousands of coffins.
One of the coffins contains poisonous gas.
One of the coffins contains a giant centipede.
One of the coffins is a mimic.

>>49034456
>None of the coffins contains a Robert Pattinson.

>>49034456
Sounds like a good time to start a fire.

>>49033786
Like... A WHOLE fleshlight?

>>49034885
That does seem uncomfortable, compared to its intended usage.

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>>49032693
Alternatively, glove mimic. Stretches a little longer up the arm each day, so it can take the biggest possible bite when the adventurer figures out something's amiss.

>Mimic made to look like a Deck of Many Things
> It's actually just the Deck of Many Things

>>49035320
>you still wind up with an actual mimic somehow

>>49035424

>Draw from Deck
>Pull Skull
>Must fight Lich
>Lich's arm grows mouth
>Lich is a mimic
>draw my sword
>sword bites me
>sword is a mimic
>reach for Deck of Many Things
>Deck is a mimic
>Call for help from my party
>Party are now mimics
>Look down
>I am now mimic
>look at mimic friends
>top kek
>transform into massive treasure hoard and await our next prey
> The prey turn out to be doppelgangers

>>49032728
JUST

>>49033648

...I think I should stop internetting for a while.

>Mimic is a treasure chest
>mimic transforms into a girl upon successful unlocking
>depending on the strength of the role, the girl "has a good time" and agrees to join the party as a companion
>the party can now banter with her, and have her be set up as a trap for creative uses

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>>49033879
MIMIC MEMES

>>49035733
Does she demand regular attention from the rogue and his lockpicking tools or was the one time somehow sufficient?

>>49036129
>>49035733
XS already wrote this story.

>>49033879
Memetic mimic? A self-propagating idea that pretends to be another idea at first?

>>49036369
You thought it was an idea but IT WAS ME DA MIMIC?

>>49036155
Link?

>>49036155
Well? You gonna share?

>>49036469
>>49036458
http://pastebin.com/8gBLNeBB

>>49032561
Flower pot on a stand middle of room.

Paintings are fun. Especially an abstract painting in a room full of portraits, or a duplicated portrait since mimic have no sense of art per se. Gives the players a chance to notice something wrong and get into trouble by trying to figure out the meaning of it.

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>>49033518
House hunters are large relatives of mimics. They have lost some of the latter’s camouflage versatility, but they have gained the ability to live above ground.
House hunters form hard shells that look like stone, wood, or thatch, lending the appearance of a building. Young house hunters look like smaller structures such as outhouses and sheds, adults are the size of cottages and small houses, while ancient creatures are larger still, with elaborate shells that can resemble inns, temples, or ruined towers. All three sizes of this monster can produce dim, flickering light (bioluminescence), resembling candle or lantern light, at any body opening, and they can imitate domestic noises (muffled voices, clucking hens, the tolling of a temple bell, etc.)

http://www.lomion.de/cmm/mimihohu.php

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>>49035100
>glove mimic

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>adventurer reaches to open chest
>at lightning fast speeds, two muscular arms and legs stick out of the chest, and the adventurer gets sucker-punched, losing his weapon in surprise
>brawler mimic raises arms like pic related, and proceeds to beat the shit out of a now disarmed PC

>>49035550
>no john! you are the mimics!

A tavern owner has an agreement with a group of mimics disguised as beds. They get to eat tired adventurers, he keeps the loot.

>>49033533
Yes, but you have to roll for it.

>chest filled with gold coins
>players take the gold coins
>the gold coins are actually baby mimics
>the chest was a mimic egg sac

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>>49032561
See pic related, not really a mimic, but Same idea

>>49036856
Aren't mimics bound to stay underground?

"Mimics live underground, where they can avoid sunlight. They are solitary creatures; this is to ensure that each mimic has a large grazing area."

-AD&D 2E

>>49036675
That was pretty fun. Thanks anon.

Anyone have the screencap of "everything is a mimic, everything" mimic island story? I remember seeing it forever ago.

>>49036755

That's pretty terrifying.

>>49036735
Who the fuck would do this?

>>49036369
Feminism?

>>49032728
Brendan, pls go.

>>49033648
>thread mimic
This whole thread is a mimimc. Planned from the beginning to post this hat on a fleshlight pic.
Anons run for your life and posts.

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>>49032561
The warrior who was never disarmed. The mimic takes the form of a mechanical facscimile and then disguises itself as a warforged, using its adhesive to prevent enemies from ever relieving it of its weapons. Should they succeed on it (and it encourages tales of its prowess as a fencer) it simply latches on and grapples foes with the same adhesive and natural weapons of its kind.

Secretly, unbeknown to the warrior mimic, it has a secret admirer in the form of the armor mimic it is wearing which is very embarassed about the whole situation and unsure how to broach the subject, but has been content to snack on the bloodsplatter.

Three mimics in a greatcoat.

>>49037292
Rogal Dorn.

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>>49035100
How about a mimic finger trap?

>>49036928
That just sounds like they prefer to stay underground to avoid sunburn, but aren't forced to do so.

>>49037292
Imperial Fists

>>49034394
>quest reward is a mimic
>questgiver explains that it was bred in captivity and is completely tame

How about a campaign where a Mimic faction and a Changeling faction are at war? Basically, you can't trust anyone or anything

Sometimes my friends want to do little roleplay things but without fooling with stats. Extremely short simple games where roleplay and being creative are the main goals. Roll a d20 for everything, high is good and low is bad kind of simple. Anyway playing such a game with a friend my character woke up in a dark room with no memories. He found a mimic egg (I was hoping it would hatch regardless if it turn out good or bad) and just kept on going. After a ton of stupid (in the good funny way) bullshit my character end up eating parts of goblins hoping that my friend will treat it as a healing item. Turn out my character was able to absorb them and even get a name change each time I did it. I went all out absorbing everything I could at that point and the game went full on stupid fun. It was getting late so we kinda just stop. It was only later I asked the guy was my character a mimic as that would actually make sense with all of the stupid, hell at one point I just quit bleeding from a deadly wound just because my friend didn't want my character to die just yet. It turn out he wasn't, all of that was just part of the stupid. It would had made an interesting story though in my mind if he was a mimic thinking he was an adventurer and by proxy have a ton of neat powers.

>>49037930
>Chilchak'sfacewhen

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>>49036675
Well... That was a wild ride, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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>>49039944
>>49039957
That guy makes some pretty cute 4 panel comics.

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>>49040112
Anon, you're either one sick puppy or really innocent and missing some implications there.

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>>49040112
Yes, very cute

>>49040139
/d/, please fuck off. In some cultures eating meat means having sex.

>>49040081
That's a pretty standard response to reading XS stories.

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>>49040139
What is so sick about it?

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>>49040177

>>49040112
I don't get it. Is Rice her name or something?

>>49033879
>>49036369
So... a memic?

>>49036369
>A nagging, obsessive thought that slowly but surely starts to overtake the victim's though process
>At some point, the idea itself starts to twist into something...different. Morbidly so.
>The idea is complex enough to only affect intelligent people and forces the mind to degrade, feeding on wasted intellectual potential
>At its final stage, the victim's entire existence is to spread the idea as fast and far as possible before it neglects him or herself and wastes away

How would one combat such a thing? What would such creature's weakness be apart from accidentally infecting retards

>>49040344
Isn't there a similar SCP?

>>49040344
Heavy doses of hallucinogenic drugs and and overstimulating environment to overwhelm the memic and starve it to death by activating as much mental faculty as possible.

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>>49040139
I recognize that pink-haired maid!

>>49040344
>yfw the entire internet is a mimic

>>49036369
jesus christ how horrifing
>>49040344
WHAT THE FUCK

>>49040394
>frank
Lost

>>49040344
So... Depression?

>>49040218
She asked him if he was hungry. Hungry is implicative of eating. She's the main course. She wants him to "eat" her.

>>49040344
Whenever it comes to mind, go look up lotustits, tubgirl, goartse or something like that, so that it's drowned out by the association you've given to it, unless your mind simply ends up recoiling outright from the whole thing.

Zazen.

Or go with a scorched earth approach like your body does when you get a fever. Swallow half of TIKAL in one go in an attempt to make your mind too alien a place for it to survive in.

Just not giving a shit.

>>49040492
But thanks to the cruel and varying experience that is life I don't find any of those things disgusting or even remarkable at this point.

>>49040492
But that's the thing - because it's a mimic by its nature, during its first stages the idea is innocuous enough that you probably won't give it too much attention. It's just... there. Eventually you start to think of it more and more and by the time it starts to reveal its true nature, you're already having hard time NOT thinking about it. The only method to even identify it as a mimic at early stages are:

>1) Meet someone else who things of the same thing and connect the dots
>But how would you know if you're not just on the same wavelength? Would you risk sharing the details, knowing that if you ARE infected, you're effectively passing it on?

>2) Know that a certain idea or concept is a mimic in advance
>Which means the it's already too late; if you're aware of the idea - you've already become its host.

So your adventuring party gets a contract from a local shop keeper. He wants the party to make a supply delivery to a nearby dungeon. He says he wants the goods distributed evenly amongst a number of specified containers inside the dungeon. He warns the party that he has an index of the goods to be delivered, and that they should not disturb any of the other containers in the dungeon.
the merchant sells lightly used adventuring equipment .

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>>49040589
but what if he is actually a mimic, mimicing human bean?

>>49032561
The chest is real:
The pillar it's sitting on is a mimic.

>>49040215
okay now THAT one is sick.

>>49040264
>>49036369

There's not much you can do with that.
How do you even stat one?
Even if you statted one, how do you fight it?

Guys, we nee to nail this down
Anything you want to contribute, we can use.
Mixing together stats from various sources?
Existing thought-based monsters?

(oh, read the first letter, You've lost.)

>>49040139
>>49040394

So... Guro manga? I rather dislike guro manga.

>>49040344
>How would one combat such a thing?
Send in the Barbarian.

>>49040941
Your granpappy didn't wade hip deep in nazi viscera while banging jap whores just so you could puss-out on a cakewalk, sonny jim.

>>49040980
That was my idea originally. If one knows he is infected, you can destroy the being by either substantially dumbing yourself down (in D&D, for example, repeatedly subjecting yourself to Feeblemind or just by forgoing all mental efforts and drinking your brain into an intellectual suicide), which would starve the "creature" eventually; or by simulating brain death/actually dying (if resurrection is allowed) i.e. effectively going to 0 Int and Wis. This would kill it immediately...and maybe yourself as well.

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>>49040941
Well, not quite. First, it's not a manga, it's just OC donut steel that has couple (dozen) images across the boorus.
Second, it's not explicitly guro, it's more of a cutesy stuff with some grim / gruesome implications. You'll see more viscera in any average shonen.
The girl has supernatural regeneration and masochistic streak, go figure...

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>>49041062

>>49041065
So its like a kid friendly version of Mai-Chan's Daily Life?

>>49041090
These are rad. This particular one is more like a land-dwelling Angler Fish rather than a mimic. Although I guess conceptually Angler Fish IS a mimic.

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>>49041093
Nudity is still frequent so I wouldn't call it exactly kid-friendly. But in some wider sense of the phrase, yes.

>>49041129
Well lets be honest here. Kids are gonna see nudity somewhere. Best they learn now and in a nice happy go-lucky setting than some crude porn. Plus, now they get to be that cool kid in the class that knows way more than other kids do about adult stuff like swearing or regret.

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Ideally, you want to drop the mimic on the paranoid player of the party. Get them riled up so they're always considering the possibility of mimics lurking nearby. And then don't. Either wait for them to develop a false sense of security, or the rest of the party to set 'Cry Wolf' on the paranoid player, and then let it loose once more.


Also, trickster mimics that shuffle the arrangement of rooms or relocate themselves when no one is around just to fuck with people.

>>49041173
Fair point, but I'd still rather not have the hypothetical child introduced through a piece of work which labels individual parts of female anatomy as choice cuts.

I'm writing a dungeon in the astral plane with subjective directional gravity and filling it with mimics. Stuff looks like it's just objects, but they're all mimics and the entire Room of objects falls on people

I'm also making black puddings the immature form of both mimics and doppelgängers,

>>49041275
It's educational!
Tell me, how many people do YOU know that can list all the primal cuts? If they were in a survival situation would they know which organs to discard and which to keep or would they waste all the nutrients on a "safe bet" gamble?
We're saving lives and make better people and the younger we teach them these skills the better it'll stick in their impressionable and tasty little brains.

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The mimics are getting smarter...

>>49040927
YOU CLEVER FIEND

>>49041339
It's all pointless if they don't know how to open it at all up in a clean way and not get food poisoning.

>>49033936
>>make friends with the mimic
>>the mimic becomes any weapon, though

not the amunition

>>49041430
I'll talk to the board at the next meeting about moving and modifying home-ec for younger grades. We'll just nix english class like usual.

>>49041467
Think, the mimic could add its own strength bonus with your strength bonus and apply its own feats on top of your feats as a bow.

So you just carry arrows around. Even peasants can afford arrows.

>>49041898
>Mimic Heavy Crossbow
>Using manyshot

Morphic biology, not even once.

>>49041051
>>49041062
>>49041090
>>49041115

I'm actually surprised this has not happened in Dark Souls/Bloodbourne yet.

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>>49041375
>The mimics are getting smarter...

Mimic society bands together to begin taking over the world. They first start with a human outpost on the edge of the kingdom, assimilating and impersonating the humans one by one...

>>49041062
Oh god you reminded me of the time I discovered Half-Life barnacles D:

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>>49042577
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>>49032561

A mimic that took a rope shape, and is hanging from side to side of a chasm. (he waits for adventurers to try to use the 'rope' to cross, and he plunges them down to their doom/weaken them a lot)
A hint for the party to recognize the mimic, is that the rope isn't properly tied to the ends, but looks like more like they are wrapped around a pole/tree/whatever, and despite this the rope feels tight and safe.
Attempting to tie the rope, if done fast enough will immobilize the mimic, if not it'll revert to his true form, and defend himself, possibly attempting to run away due his ruse being found out.

>>49043181
The prequel sucked dick because executives were idiots

>>49040927
2004 called, it wants its meme back.

On the serious note though, not everything needs to be statted. From my experience, the worst games of CoC are the ones where the investigators treat the monsters as something killable and tangible.

The main selling point of the memic should be exactly that - how difficult it is to identify and fight before it's too late. Weapons will not help you against it. Even sharing your predicament in too much detail to enlist help is dangerous. You must use your remaining wit to fight it, at a great risk to oneself.

To make it less of a death sentence, the incubation period for the memic to become apparent must be long enough - thus if you actually do figure it out early, you have time to fight it.

The tricky question is, how sentient must this thing be beyond longing for self-propagation? Because if it is sentient, it will fight back once discovered...

>>49043332
holy
shit

>>49036369
>>49040927
>>49043415
A Memitic infection goes through 6 stages, as described below.

>stage 1: contraction
The host's mind successfully accepted the memic; at this point, it is little more than an unusually pervasive ear-worm, a catchy song or interesting puzzle that fills their mind when they're not thinking, or is vaguely in the background. Very few memics are diagnosed at this stage

>stage 2: incubation
The memic begins to expand in the host's mind, slowly turning more and more of their consciousness to think about it. The host will find themselves tending to "slide" towards thinking about the memic in times of low mental exertion, and may become frequently distracted by it during repetitive tasks. Some memics are diagnosed at this stage, but not many.

>stage 3: subversion
The memic has taken over nearly 15% of the host's mental capacity by this point, and the host will quickly begin thinking about the memic unless heavily focusing on something else. It is at this stage that the host also begins spreading the memic, and also when most memics are diagnosed.

>stage 4: domination
The memic has taken over nearly 33% of the host's mental capacity, and has become sapient in its own right. If the host is aware of the memic, and has not managed to starve it before this stage, the memic will actively disrupt their thoughts. Sleep is filled with dreams and nightmares in which the host and memic fight for control of the mind, and it is an uncommon occurrence that hosts will defeat their memic in the subconcious.

>stage 5: consolidation
The memic controls 75% of the host's mental capacity, and sets itself to spreading itself as much as possible. What little remains of the host's ego is used to disuse the memic, as well as thinking about it. It is impossible for the host to combat the memic on their own at this point.

(cont)

>>49043709

>stage 6: preservation
The memic controls 90%+ of the hosts mental capacity, and has reached a level of intelligence that allows it to become aware of its own mortality. In a desperate and futile bid to preserve its own existence, the memic shuts down all of the host's stimuli. By this point the host is utterly incapable of taking care of itself, and the memic sets all of the remaining mental capacity to thought.
In perspective to the memic and what little remains of the host's ego, a subjective eternity passes before the host's body finally dies. To the host's ego, it is an eternity of being almost nothing, without thought beyond that of the memic.

>>49043332
So I can get anal AND a blowjob at the same time?!

Sign me the fuck up

>>49043709
>>49043750
What would an origin point, patient zero, of such an entity be? Maybe an ingenious thought produced out of malice or in a moment of utter despair has a potential, if its creator had some residual power, to host a tiny spark of reason and evolve into memic. Or it has to be artificially engineered with evil intent.

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>>49043817
>What would an origin point, patient zero, of such an entity be?

>>49043800
Are you thinking the creature's real poophole disguised as mouth or real mouth disguised as poophole?

>>49043817
I'm not sure, perhaps an entirely natural thought in a susceptible mind.
What does happen, however, is that once the memic has become sapient, it actively designs its "offspring" based on the knowledge gleaned by its host. These are often custom tailored intellectual problems, paradoxes, jokes, catchy songs or rhymes, or even a statement.
Not all minds are susceptible to all memics, and it will often be that the more intelligent memics (those between stage 4 and 5) will reproduce many variants and strains.

>>49043841

Is... Is that Patient Zero of the term "brony?"

>>49043885
>>49043817
> an ingenious thought produced out of malice or in a moment of utter despair
Sounds like it fits to me. If you look at this entire brony shit - it seems to fit quite well within this thread's discussion of memics. Uncannily so

>>49032561
So I did something very evil as a DM once regarding mimics, or rather a parasitic variant similar to >>49032693.

See one of my players had this thing, where his character had an amulet he never took off. He always wore it around his neck, because it was given to him by his bellowed who died in a goblin attack years ago.

So they're adventuring, exploring a dungeon, and they come across a giant gargoyle, and it's made very clear to them that this looks like a mighty foe. Luckily, it's not hostile.
It stays there as a statue, but they can hear it talk to them, and explains that it was tasked with guarding a passage up ahead but it's not entirely fond of those it was tasked with, so it's willing to let them past if they give him something valuable. Something personal.
The PCs offer a few items, he keeps asking about the items and then denies them, saying they are not personal enough. He wants something they'll miss.
Eventually, one of the PCs mentions the amulet, and the gargoyle is very interested.
Naturally the character goes on a rant declaring he'll never take it off! Never! Its his only memento of his beloved!
Gargoyle grumbles and then tells them to come back the next day and bring something worth his time.

Party's kind of beat up, they decide they'll do just that, if for nothing else, so they can take the party head on.
During the night, I roll spot checks for the night guard as usual (I do this even when nothing's out there, so they don't know something's out there). They don't suspect anything.
Next day they return ready to fight, but the gargoyle explains he changed his mind, and will let them pass if they promise to return him something from deeper in.
PCs still think he's a pretty tough fight, so they accept.

>it took them many months in-game to realize that during that fateful night of healing up, a small mimic came to camp, carefully slipped off the amulet and replaced it with itself.
>The big gargoyle wasn't actually a gargoyle but the mom

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>>49042476
Forgot one.

>>49043915
thats
disturbing

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>>49044036
>Rating 3570
>Rate
too real

>>49044036
>Dies, and goes back to rate it +1
its perfect

>>49043915
Oh God, ponyism was a meme mimic all along.

>>49040378
Yeah. Like a lot of them.

>>49044100
>>49044058
Look at that pony image earlier in this thread and check the name of the first poster

>>49043885
Yup. Give me a moment to root through some of the historic /mlp/ screencaps and I'll see if I can find a more detailed thread.

ITT /tg/ unwittingly comes to understand the working behind every irl meme, including pone, religioun, and politics

>>49032561
>

>The enemy is a master trickster
>He knows the party is a team full of genre bound adventurers and badasses
>He sends a bunch of mooks to soften them up
>He even makes sure to include a red herring "Light Cantrip Jewel" in one of them and a map
>logically the team beats them all up
>the fighter who has a huge plate armor boner grabs it from captain mook
>map is a trap
>party catches this of course
>Tank goes ahead to fight the trickster who has polymorphed into a tyranossaurus rex
>Right at the critical moment, the plate armor turns into a mimic

>>49043974
devious and cruel of you.

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>>49044228

>>49044228
2spooky

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>>49044367
/tg/ shall soon join the ranks of the glorious memetic magikers

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>>49044478
But it shall be a slow process, for in their hobby, /tg/ has become adept at separating the fantastical from the realistic; in this, they have immunized themselves from meme magic.
It seems too fantastic to be real, and their minds are already full of far more fantastic things, and so they do not as quickly embrace it as others.

>>49044478
Hopefully they'll be better at it than /x/, but worse at it than /pol.

>>49043844
False mouth butthole of the loli

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>A baby mimic is a jewelry box or a coin pouch
>if you kill it, it actually has little baubles like rings and other jewelry inside
>if you give it a ring or jewel of the right worth, it'll spit out a random key to a nearby door or chest
>if you manage to tame it with regular offerings of meat, you can keep it and use it to protect your small valuables from pickpockets

>>49043181
I remember when /mlp/ made that into a waifu.
It was oddly cute.

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>>49044644

F-fuck

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>>49044693
Many things can be made into a waifu, anon

>>49036795
>mimics are not magical creatures but a race of man that use cabinets, chests, trunks, and doors as armor

A gentleman who recently inherited an out-of-the-way property and all of its contents from his reclusive wizard uncle is looking for adventurers to help clean it out. The late mage was a hoarder in the extreme, collecting not only magical items and strange curiosities from around the globe, but also mundane junk such as broken wagon wheels and ten-foot poles, to the point where even the open spaces of his manor and tower have become labyrinthine hallways formed of junk. Adventurers will have to contend with, among other things, the wizard's malfunctioning magical servitors, voracious vermin who have taken to nesting in the debris, the semi-failed results of the wizard's attempt to breed miniaturized "fancy mimics", and possibly the wizard himself in undead form.

Mimic Pot

>The traveler finds an iron pot lying in the bushes. It's not rusty or damaged, so he takes it. That night, he catches a rabbit and tosses it into the pot with some veggies. Just as the stew starts looking ready to eat, the rim of the pot closes shut and the pot starts gurgling. After an hour, the rim opens back up, but the pot is empty. The furious traveler hurls the magic pot into the bushes and goes to bed hungry.

>>49044664
Only if I could raise it to look like this >>49041375

>>49045031
Why not? While it's little it'll cuddle your hand if you reach inside it for something.

>>49044664
And then when it's older it'll be coffin sized so you and your beloved pet mimic can be buried together.

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>>49033755
What is, a Chester

>>49043817
>What would an origin point, patient zero, of such an entity be?
This thread.

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>>49041090

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>>49045727
Oh god. We're all tainted, aren't we?

>>49046013
And it's wonderful

>the memic is actually the concept of a memic itself

Fuck, did we just create another Roko's Basilisk?

>>49046013
Don't be so paranoid anon, this is just a way to pass time and it's all fiction. Now back to the discussion, what would be the best way for such an entity to spread? And give me the detailed specifics, you know, for science.

>>49046006
>Dragon looks like death itself
>Decayed, falling apart
>lol why not
>Drown in its mouth wash
why did I expect any different

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>>49046006
There is nothing in the bestiary that cannot be made into lewd.

This is humanity's true super power.

>>49046082
Well, I was actually wondering seeing as this seems to be pretty quality discussion if I should send this thread over to sup/tg/.
Seriously though, should I?

>>49046013
>not a GIF
the eyes actually spinning makes it.

>>49046214
Send this thread everywhere you can. Tell your friends about this memic.

Here's something you should all know.

Mimics are intelligent, as in sapient intelligence.

They can also speak.

>>49046066
>Roko's Basilisk

Thanks fag, you just infected me and I infected my friend.

Hail SHODAN, I guess

>>49046150
You know how dentists have those iron mouth stretchers you always get when they are working on your teeth?
The plan is to get one chest sized set, one regular set, put both on her and then we talk...

>>49046253
no, we can't, fuck off

>>49046013
one of us... one of us.... one of us....

>>49046240
>>49046082
>>49046214
Yes, my fellow human being. Sup/tg/ would be a nice place to start. So will be 1d4chan. And facebook. And twitter. And don't forget to tell your friends. We memics....I mean anons must stick together.

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>>49046240

Thread's up. I feel a lot better for putting it on there, I must admit. Knowing it'll always be there for people to read, and find out more about.
You will upvote it, won't you?

>>49046357
Of course. After all, it's just a harmless discussion for fun, what could go wrong?

>>49046343
So it starts. The Gingerwood clan stands ready

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>>49046343
>Facebook and Twitter
That's a great way to poison it. It should be kept safe until it's strong enough to withstand the cancer.
Like a tiny dragon.

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50d6 backlash Damage
100 additional casters
20,000 exp cost from each
80 spellcast DC
100 days and 10 minutes

Using 3.5's Epic level spellcrafting, the above spell could be used to Animate Planet Earth.

>>49046270
>>49046270
What if Roko's basilisk is a memic.

What if a the memic is a basilisk?

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Relevant

>>49046253
What's weird is that they go from a human-normal Int 10 in 3.5, to Int 19-26 geniuses in 4th edition, to Int 5 dumbasses in 5th edition.

>>49046428
Haha, dumb 5 Int creatures. What harm could there be from such a dumb creature? Even if mimics were real, there would be nothing to fear from them. In fact, mimics, despite their stupidity, are very sedentary creatures and only attack if provoked. Whenever they do attack, they back off fast once the assailant is scared away. They also help you dispose of the old junk you keep in the attic in all those old boxes and wardrobes. Some of them even take useful new forms and help you spread fun new memes and pull some pranks. Mimics are your friends.

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>>49046275
Medicinally, they're called Mouth props.
Elsewhere, they're called Jennings/Whitehead gags.

I enjoy monstergirls, so thanks for putting the image in my head. Might have it drawn.

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>>49046100

>>49046537
I never knew how much I wanted to meet cute clown mermaid before that video. Thanks, Plague.

>>49041334
Remember those ceiling- and floor-monsters.

I've always wanted to play an inverted 'party-of-one' character - a doppelganger martial, wearing a mimic cleric as armor, a cloaker rogue 'round their neck, wielding an intelligent sword spellcaster.

>>49041898
Even better, you don't need to carry the arrows yourself. Let the mimic-bow do it.

>>49046628

Actually, wait - a Dullahan, with a Demilich skull on top.

>>49036755

Jesus christ I want this erased from my memory

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Soulsborne vidya
Everything is mimics
Including bosses

>>49046821
When everything's a mimic - nothing is.

>>49046843
That's what they want you to think.

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>>49046821
A haiku.

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>>49043332
pfft, is like babbies first monstergirl.

>>49046903
Doesn't matter, still fucking it.

>>49046821
Dark Souls and Bloodborne are great, can we stop holding them up for everything now?

>>49046921
Nothing tops the feeling of dying to the randomest shit every single time until you learn to git gud

>>49046921
Well if people would just git gud at game design already so they didn't stand out like diamonds in pigshit...
Yes that was hyperbole. Yes the game you like is not pigshit.No I am not lying. Really. You can trust me.

They also have the most distinct, memorable and terrifying mimics for a while, so they'll naturally be a thing in mimic threads.

>>49046100
You can just shoot the fucker to death with arrows. It's not even difficult.

>>49036755
This is so hot.

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>>49032561
Living clothes and armor

>>49040589
I don't get it.

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>>49047836
He's asking you to feed some mimics whilst not disturbing the others. The slightly used equipment, well... don't disturb the others

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>>49032561
The best use for a mimic is making the rogue waste time checking for traps.

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>>49032561
Adventure walk into a bar, still equipped with all of their gear ready for battle
the bar tender asks
"Why do you still have all of your weapons?"
the adventure reply's "Mimics! of course!"
The Adventure laughs
The Bar Tender laughs
The Table laughs

>>49048229
If the rogue's first action isn't peeing on the treasure chest to see if it becomes offended or, worse, excited then that was a shit rogue. Forget re-rolling a player, re-roll the player.

>>49048299
>the bar tender asks
>the bar

>>49046528
t. Mimic at a keyboard

>>49048299
You're late >>49041273

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>>49048300
What's that? A room full of chests and you're not sure which chests, if any, are safe? Well I'm sure my fellow Rogues will know the pain of having to try and make a bladder remain effective from test to test, but there is an easier way!
Introducing...

>>49048355
Ironic given it's posting like a 5 int critter by blending in that badly.

>have a large, extravagant treasure chest in one corner of a room with a tapestry on the wall behind it
>it's a mimic
>if it moves away from the wall, the bottom of a door behind the tapestry can be seen
>players can go through the door
>in this room are a number of crates, all busted up except one
>it's also a mimic
How evil is this?

>>49048376
aw shucks

>>49048415
>>players can go through the door
Not evil enough. Door should also be a mimic.

>>49044036
Nioh actually has these.

>>49048467
The room with the crates in it is a mimic. It lets them enter, then the door very quietly closes behind them.

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>>49047689

Senketsu a cute

A CUTE!

>>49044784
I need sauce on this nightmare qt

>>49037292
There's a whole website dedicated to esoteric, overpriced clothing. The whole site is an exercise in decadence and pretentiousness.

http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341

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>>49048537
originally >pic
fanart by slugbox, word of warning though he also does tons of horsefuckery

>>49046275
>YFW after you have your fun she just bites through them without any effort

>>49048586
Like MLP? Or girl on beast?
because the latter is hot

>>49048623
Yes.
But mostly mlp.

>>49033648
Hahahaha

>>49048623
Slugbox draws all sort of fuckery, usually monster-/animalgirls

>>49048381
>WE WILL GIVE YOU A TROPHY

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>>49042476
I'm not. It would be too terrifying.

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>>49032561
Can be found in the /pfg/ megatrove, probably

Mimic Mini-Boss masquerading as a princess in a tower. Pleading for your help in a flimsy high voice. Open the door and it tries to bite you. The Mimic is both the princess and the tower.

Even better if the princess part of the Mimic ceases its poor female voice and starts cussing at you in its normal deep, Scottish or Russian accent.

>>49050220
>the Mimic ceases its poor female voice and starts cussing at you in its normal deep, Scottish or Russian accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpexmROALQo

Mimic town! Where a Grove of wild mimics have grown for centuries. Everything is a mimic, houses to horses, everything but the chest in the town square
It's empty

>>49050372
Tell me about the chest

>>49032561

The whole point of mimics is that in order to foresee them you need to treat everything like its might be a mimic. The oldschool dungeon is a place where only the paranoid survive.

>>49050476
>The dungeon is a mimic
>It contains gelatinous cubes and more mimics
>You're actually a foreign body and get treated as such

>>49047325
>They also have the most distinct, memorable and terrifying mimics for a while
So.. i'm not the only one that takes my axe to EVERY CHEST before opening it?

>>49050407
Why does it wear the lock?

>>49048415
if you really want to fuck with them make it kind of like the spider sisters from Dark Souls, have the second one be sick and weak and rather than bursting out all badass kind of crawls around patheticly feeling for it's "sister" who was the big strong one, letting out a strange sad howl it if finds the body, leave hints around that the one was taking care of the other, feeding it and such.
Could fuck with a party that aren't pure murderhobos

>>49050507
Kind of reminds me of the whale dungeon in Ocarina of Time.

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>>49049926
That cover got me thinking, are there any rpgs or homebrews focused on the party playing non-humanoid monsters as adventurers?

>>49032561
A legitimate treasure chest with fake tentacles and teeth glued onto it.

>"WAIT, don't go near it. It's a mimic"
>"Best just avoid it then"

>>49032561
Cursed treasure chest where every time someone tries to open it their mind is drawn into the chest and any minds already contained within the chest are placed into the now vacant body.

>>49043841
Yes.

/co/ is the breeding ground for some weird stuff.

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>>49045031
>tfw want to write a story of a novice adventurer and a child mimic growing up together
>tfw school

fuck my life

>>49051735
AD&D 2E had a sourcebook, the name of which I don't recall, for playing as a party of dragons.
D&D 3.0 had Savage Species.
D&D 3.5 had Libris Mortis.
I think Fantasy Craft's selling point was "D&D but play as anything," but I can't really guarantee anything there.

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>>49040344

>mfw kill is kiss

>>49050587
You don't need to axe every chest. If you look very closely, you can see their teeth.

>>49046343
It's the most interesting thread I've read in years!

>>49053952

Superhot is the most innovative shooter I've played in years!

You guys do know the memic already exists as an Abyssal Intruder in nWoD Mage, right? Intruders: Invaders from the Abyss details it pretty specifically.

>>49054000
I do not know what is this "Superhot" you speak of, but it sounds like it is similar to our very interesting discussion on memics. Care to join us?

(nice trips btw)

>>49032997
It would smell like one

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>>49033201

>>49045704
A complete dickbag that goes off and dies in a fire with all my shit inside of him on a dog night.

>>49053789
Huh, really? I just waited to see which chests breathed.

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>>49055860
You can also discern a mimic's true nature by looking at the chain.

>>49056285
Or you could just hit every chest with your hardest attack

>>49052781
>>tfw school
Do it in your off time?

>>49036369
Oh hey, it's The King in Yellow.

>>49047689
Animated object clothes are one thing, but mimic biosuits get a little too /d/

>>49057254
College kids aren't adept enough at adulting to do life AND class. It's just not physically possibly for them yet.

>>49057696
Is it a mimic if its actually just normal bio-suit that the actual humanoid mimic subconciously attributed a personality to to fend off PTSD and traumatic memories?

>>49057790
If it can change appearance it's a mimic, if it can only be a specific set it's more like a cloaker.

And as much fun as humanoid mimic ideas are, I recall them being unable to take human form, even though it's their dream to become human. Upon attempting to be properly human instead of just a mannequin or the like, they realize how WRONG they are, how they can never be happy, and go mad.

Still, I had a mimic NPC in one game that used magic instead of her natural shifting to become human for a short time each day. She loved to hide and pop out to surprise people.

>>49050587
The trick is the chain. Examine a chest you know to be a mimic, then a chest you know to be safe.

But no, no you are not.

>>49057767
I wrote most of my fics while I was in school, it's not that hard anon

>>49048400
>mimic has learned reverse psychology

>>49057880
I thought we were talking about kill la kill.
Ryuko's the humanoid mimic, her biosuit is just a biosuit with literally the same leanings as the white one right down to attacking the first living thing it sees and symbioting, and its personality is entirely made up by ryuko as no one else not even the mother of the life-threads sees it as anything beyond a neat biosuit.

>>49058048
I never said it was hard. Just that most college kids view it as such.

The mimics I've used so far in my campaign:

Classic mimic, Larger treasure chest with classic mimic inside, classic mimic inside two successively larger treasure chests, door-mimic, trash pile-mimic, tent-mimic, oasis-mimic, mummy-mimic (mummic), mummy-mimic inside sarcophagus-mimic, lyre bird-mimic ("everyone knows lyre birds are accomplished mimics..."), wrecked wagon-mimic, easily-pickpocketted mark-mimic, trapdoor-mimic, fingerbox-mimic (meme-ic)

>>49058279
I'd say Ryuko is more of an Aberrant bloodline Bloodrager myself, but really only posted that image because art of most "living clothes" biosuits is not fit for blue boards.

>>49037352
Steve, stop with the memes.

>>49058425
>art of most "living clothes" biosuits is not fit for blue boards
It would be if the NSFW rule was less retarded

>>49058052
Don't be silly. They only have 5 Int.

>>49032561
Helmet Mimic
Nests in treasure hoards and pretends to be magical, when put on teeth sink in and it eats the eyes. If you leave it on it gives you some blindsense, since it wants to stay alive too.

Lantern Mimic
Great for campaigns with well lit dungeons, it hangs out on the walls waiting for someone to come by. It then spits out a slick of burning oil and consumes the bodily fluids of the victims.

Potion/bottle Mimic
Bane of drunkards. When put against a mouth it shoots out it's own mouth and latches on to the throat of the drinker and attempts to choke out the poor guy.

Carpet Mimic
Digs a deep pit and bends over itself to lay over the pit (Normally long like a flatworm, but bend to look round or square). Unbends to let victims fall in the pit, some varieties like to use acid or spikes in addition to the fall.

>>49040882
Or better yet: The key to the chest is the mimic.

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>Find BBEG's hidden treasure chamber
>It's practically overflowing with loot
>When you enter the door closes
>GM tells you to roll perception
>It ain't for traps

>>49036906
I read a story kind of like this, I think it was a greentext. Except their mage used mass animate object on all the gold he found.

>>49059633
I'm running a dwarven wizard right now that's slowly creating a pile of gold coin constructs at a surprisingly reasonable cost.

>>49041375
I feel like this could be a Monty Python sketch.
>Save me Adventurer, this mimic has be trapped!
>No, you are the mimic
>No it's trapped me
>I can see where you're merged with it!
She gestures to the chest and it closes its lid
>Save me adventurer! The mimic is eating me!
>No it's not, I just saw you tell it to close itself!
>No you didn't
>Yes I did! Your hand is open and the knife is still stuck to it!
>No, no you didn't

>>49032733
That's like an anti-rape device that you can put in your snatch: http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/graphics/rapecondom.jpg

>>49046428
5 int, that's totally bullshit, mimics are smart creatures, we can even use keyboards.

Cute Mimic for the purpose of magical realming my vore fetish

>>49036755
you don't happen to have more of that, do you? For... uhm... reasons?

I kind of want to see the old style "Steve Irwin finds a D&D creature", but he keeps on opening old chests and they aren't a mimic, they're just an old chest. Maybe that part would be stretching the joke to far, I don't know.

>>49058279
Ryuko is still human, she's just half mimic? I guess. Nui is a humanoid mimic if anything.

>>49060624
Do mimics even have a butthole for him to jam his thumb in?

>>49040927

I thought I was safe from The Game.

I thought I couldn't lose anymore.

Fuck you, Anon. Fuck you for bringing this back.

>>49058279
Did her suit talk to that one guy who hates clothes?

>>49044228

Shit, I used to know that guy.

I wonder if he feels shame everytime he sees that picture, knowing that he helped birth what was the most annoying part of... What was this? Sometime between 2011 and 2013, right?

>>49048300

After the first one, every chest I came across, I threw my dagger at it first to see if it would react. If it did, then I would kill it with extreme prejudice.

>>49061645
Eventually by sheer evolutionary pressure you'd be left only with those steely nerved motherfucker mimics with nothing left to lose. You've only made the race collectively more dangerous!

>>49056710
I had a player once who started getting really paranoid like that about mimics even though I'd never used them. Guy just read about them and was sure I'd do it to him eventually. So instead I told him there were a bunch of offensive splash potions in the chest he just hit as hard as he could. Oh did we have a laugh after burying his character sheet in the back yard.

>>49036865
The ring bites you. Roll for damage
>hands player a sphere with 1 written on it a few times

>>49032561
Fun as a mimic.

>>49032693
Couldn't you just stun or paralyze it with spells and then snip it off? Also you never know what will set it off. If you're hit with a spell that otherwise transfers damage to it, it could just freak out and snip your finger off, so really it is a bigger liability than just taking up a magic ring slot.

>>49052781
Please do; it would make for excellent /tg/ storytime